| Elasticity
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| Season 2, Episode 29 | |
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| Air date | 1/15/2021 |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
Marvel vs The Incredibles: in a fight featuring Mister Fantastic from Marvel Comics and Elastigirl from The Incredibles in a fight of Elastic Family members who also help their own Family in battle
Interlude[]
Wiz: Elasticity is a very strange power becuase unlike speed or strength you can stretch and bend your body into many weird shapes and sizes
Boomstick: And none do it better than these two
Wiz: Mister Fantastic the leader of the Fantatsic four
Boomstick: And Elastigirl wife of Mister Incredible and one badass chick, he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And today well look at their armor stats and skills to find out who would win a death battle<poll>
Mister Fantastic[]
Wiz: Reed richards was a young kid when he discovered that he was really freaking smart attending a universetiy at the age of 14
Boomstick: Growing up Reed had desired to understand space heh good luck buddy the space is big and dangerous
Wiz: He would meet his friend Ben Grimm and his rival and nemesis Victor Von Doom
Boomstick: But what's even more impressive is how he was able to create a teleportation machine freaking awesome
Wiz: But it did come at a cost as it resulted in the supposed death of Victor
Boomstick: Eh no one cares plus he would have turned evil anyways
Wiz: So skip a few years later to the point where Reed met and married Susan storm and then Reed convinced all of his friends and wife to join him on a space mission
Boomstick: Hey bud you do you although maybe think on when you want to take someone to space
Wiz: You see Reed had been trying to learn about a thing called the negative zone and he had gone back with his friends to understand but before they could a powerful cosmic ray slammed into them throwing them around and eventually exsposing them to the rays
Boomstick: And upon returning home and probably thinking of how the hell they survived that thing they found out they had superpowers and hole hell what happened to Ben is what they were thinking
Wiz: Reed had gined the ability to stretch his body to extreme lengths and finding this interesting...and then Victor returned
- Name: Reed Richards
- Height: 6'1
- Weight: 180 lbs
- Age: 39
- Attended university at 14
- Leader of the Fantastic four
Boomstick: Victor would retun as Doctor Doom but dont worry they beat his ass a lot actually
Wiz: And after that they would take the name and become the Fantastic Four
Boomstick: Like we said earlier Reed can stretch his body extremely far and he is very durable take the mask that freak can stretch and basically say no to damage that's what Reed can do well except the no to damage part
Wiz: The length of which he can stretch his body is unkown but right now he can go up to the tallest buidling in new york
Boomstick: He can also turn his limbs and body into many different objects like a giant mallet or car wheel or..a...cube for some reason yeah
Wiz: some mor better ones are him able to turn his hands into a buzzsaw or a brick of spikes
Boomstick: Now that's better, he can even become a parachute
Wiz: He can make a wrench or a wall of spikes
- Cube
- Car tire
- Wheel
- Giant mallet
- Buzzsaw
- Brick or wall of spikes
- Wrench
Boomstick: But my favorite is him able to turn into a fucking steam roller the hell is up with elasticity man
Wiz: Well even though he can transform into werid shit he's done some incredible things
Boomstick: Like how he's able to shatter thick rock or take beatings from the Hulk and Spider-man you know the person who's strong enough to lift a billion ton mountian or the dude who lifted a fallen roof off of him
Wiz: Well yea but he's fast enough to dodge meteores which can reach speeds of 25,000 thousand miles per hour to 160,000 thousand miles per hour
Boomstick: That's not all he's able to stretch bigger and wider than any building in new york
Wiz: He can hold down Rhino who is strong enough to break metal pillars and even the thing who held up a rollarcoster he can even deflect bullets and missles
Boomstick: But the most weridest thing is this and just no words
Wiz: How the you know i'm not even
- Dodged meteores
- Held down Rhino and Thing
- Deflected missles and bullets
- Took beatings from Hulk and Spider-man
- Broke rock
Boomstick: You know it makes me wonder how do you even stop him
Wiz: Well extreme cold and heat will do the trick and dosen't understand magic
Boomstick: First i'm pretty sure every thing can be hurt through fire and second dumbass
Wiz: But still Reed is one of the smartest and most flexible characters out there
Elastigirl[]
Wiz: 1962 you remember that
Boomstick: No
Wiz: Well 1962 was a normal year but the big thing to this was that there were superheroes
Boomstick: Were they treated awful or what
Wiz: Actually no you see here heores were looked up to and loved by nearly everyone
Boomstick: Except the government who well is just like that
Wiz: The only probably to these heroes was that well they didn't last long
Boomstick: Yeah they would all meet gruesome death's like being killed by airplane jets and hold on wouldn't that bring the whole plane down because if a bird can do it wouldn't a human be able to
Wiz: Well...um...i dont know how to anwser that
Boomstick: Well in the end the inccidents would get capes banned you hear that you DC heroes no more capes also like Magneto and people who wear capes in like evrything
Wiz: But the two that survived were some pretty incredible people...eh get it incredible because
Boomstick: Wiz i'm the funny one Helen Parr also known as Elastigirl was one of the surviors
Wiz: And not long after she would meet Bob and both would end up getting married and retire from doing superhero work
Boomstick: But we all know that didn't last long
- Name: Helen Parr
- Height: 5'8
- Weight: 125 lbs
- Age: 40
- Wife and mother to Dash and Violet Parr
Wiz: Elastigirl can stretch her body parts up to long distances and mold into different shapes
Boomstick: And thanks to Syndrome deciding to get revenge it all worked out too as she learned to be a badass and he suffered a very gruesome death
Wiz: Like we said she can mold her body into really anything she wants and is also extremely durable and powerful which probably comes from her suit which is resistance to fire and can take missles direct on
Boomstick: She's able to catapolt through the city can enlarge her fist and even become a parachute
Wiz: She's able to turn into many more objects like a speed boat or even kites and uses her elasticity to trip omnidroid
Boomstick: She can turn her body and glide which is freaking cool
Wiz: She's a great martial arts expert able to knock out people with a single punch
- Catapolting
- Speed boat
- Parachute
- Kite
- Enlarge fist
- Glider
Boomstick: She's even got a cool ride called the elasticycle which can deattach to allow her to gain more ground on her enemys well to bad she destroyed it idiot well were still using it
Wiz: Are you sure
Boomstick: Wiz if we use Spinel's injector and rejuvinator both of which were destroued than we can you this ok
Wiz: Ok sure
- Elasticycle
Boomstick: This bad boy can deattach like we said but can also scale walls like Spider-man
Wiz: Let's move to the feats now
Boomstick: Alright she lifted a RV which can weight up to 5,200 pounds and catch Dash who can run up to 190 miles per hour
Wiz: tripping the omnidroid was no easy feat as it weights 55 tons but than again it was the legs which can be tripped very easily but still she can match Bob who was strong enough to lift it and has survived being hit by three missles
- Lifted a RV
- Caught Dash
- Beat Bob Parr who can lift 55 tons
- Fought Screenslaver
Boomstick: But there is one problem and she most not be a fan of the cold because anything cold can stop her from moving
Wiz: Also while she did survive being hit by the missles on is that it knocked her cold out meaning her durability can be pushed with a force of 394.54 tons of TNT and two it was a shock wave
Boomstick: Eh that's fine by me she's a badass
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possibility's
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Elastigirl was zooming around the city on her elasticycle looking for crime unaware she's being watched by someone up high on a tall building. Mr Fantastic looking down at her and stretching his arm down to the streets and landing down before stretching towards her.
Elastigirl unaware of a large shadow going over her than slamming down on her causing her too fall off, quickly looking back up too see Mr Fantastic land right in front of her
Mr Fantastic: I'll finish you off quickly
Fight[]
Mr. Fantastic than jumps towards Elastigirl but she quickly evades his attack before swinging around and nailing him in the chest and sends him flying into a nearby building.
Elastigirl: I´m going to be a little late tonight
Speaking into her Radio before rushing after the Man. Reed stands up rubbing at his head before he receives a punch from behind and is thrown into the wall.
Elastigirl: Your going to have too come with me
Reed jumps up and enlarges his fists.
Mr. Fantastic: Sorry lady but plans are changing
Than he jumps again and catches Elastigirl off guard and head punches her before wrapping his arm around her throat and slams her into the ground before lunging up and smashing into her which rips apart the floor and causes the two to fall downwards. Elastigirl looks around her as she crashes through multiple floors, Than she quickly wraps her arms around some metal polls and pulls backwards before sling shooting upwards and slams into Mister Fantastic which throws both back up to the ceiling.
She grabs his foot and swings him around and slams him through the building roof and kicks at his jaw before grabbing his arm and throwing him into the road with tons of force.
Reed crashes into the street below before a car is smashed into him.
Elastigirl: The Villain has been taken care of now
But before she can get a move on Mr Fantastic bursts through the rubble and slams into her and stretches up an entire building before snapping back and letting Helen go, This results in flinging Elastigirl across the ocean and rips across the oceans surface.
Elastigirl breaks the waters surface and sinks to the bottom
Elastigirl Thought: Guess we aren't done here than
The waters surface is than erupted in an explosion as Elastigirl blasts out of it and heads straight towards Reed who turns to receive a enlarged fist in the shape of a brick slam into him.
Reed is thrown backwards with a powerful force as Elastigirl lunges into the air and slams a piece of concrete into him which sends him farther back. Elastigirl than grabs Reed by the hand and spins him around before sending him up into the air. Mr Fantastic quickly falls back to the ground as Elastigirl enlarges her fist and slams into Reed which throws him away.
Elastigirl quickly grabs his leg ad rips him back towards her, Reed acts quick by enlarging his Leg which causes Elastigirl to let go so he uses this and smashes his foot against Elastigirl which slams her into the road below.
Mr Fantastic quickly lunges at Elastigirl but she blocks the attack with a large fist and uses this to slam it against him. Reed acts quick by doing his attempt of wrapping around her body but Elastigirl follows right behind him, Both continue to wrap around each other before Elastigirl grabs Reed and launches him onto another passing car.
Getting up and chucking the object towards Helen who blocks the attack before slamming into her and squeezes Elastigirl only for no affect to happen on her.
She acts quick by grabbing Reed on the head and throwing him away, Grabbing his foot before slamming him into the ground
Mr. Fantastic: Alright lady, its time we start taking this seriously
Mr. Fantastic than jumps up and quickly enlarges his fist and throws it at Elastigirl who evades the attack only to slam into Reed Enlarges Foot which sends her crashing against his fist before both the Foot and Fist smash into each other. reed quickly grabs her hair and slings her around the city before slamming her deep into an oil tank which explodes sending both of the Elastic Heroes flying backwards.
The blast had a big effect on both of them, leaving Reed and Helen all tired out and weakened from the huge blast. Elastigirl slowly gets up before sending a fist towards Reed but the Team Leader quickly dodges the attack before enlarging his fist and cranking it back before doing a powerful punch to Elastigirl face which sends her down and crashing into the ground.
Reed than lunges behind her and kicks at her head which sends her spinning in the air before he grabs her legs and stretches them back and wraps them around a nearby building. He than lunges forwards and grabs her arms and rushes around the entire city which stretches Elastigirl body in a very painful way.
Reed than goes as far as Elastigirl body would allow her to go so for the solution to this he begins stretching his own body which begins putting even more pressure on her body.
Eventually Elastigirl body is stretched all over the place and with one last scream her body rips apart in one final blast of blood, guts and organs. Reed than lets the lower half go which snaps back so fast it in the end shatters all her body parts before obliterating when slamming into a building.
KO[]
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Hot damn, and I though last kill was brutal
Wiz: Elastigirl definitely had her years of Experience and her Elasticity was amazing when she came up with ways to use it
Boomstick: But what Helen could do, Reed could do leagues better. Stuff like Elasticiy, Fighting, Experience, Speed, Durability, even Strength
Wiz: Remember how Elastigirl could lift up to 55-Tons? well Reed was able to match Rhino who is capable of breaking huge Pillars and can match The Thing who held up a Roller coaster. Than there are times he has matched and took beating from people such as The Hulk and Spider-Man
Boomstick: Yeah Hulk is one who lifted up a Billion Ton mountain
Wiz: His Elastic powers have also shown to be far greater. Helen has been said to stretch around 1 Millimeter thin and she can easily stretch up to 300 Feet long but Reed can stretch up to 1,500 Feet long far outclassing Helen
Boomstick: Not only that but Mr Fantastic was far more Experienced due to him dealing with far greater Universal entity that were leagues out of Elastigirl range
Wiz: And there is the fact he was far Faster. Remember how Helen caught Dash who could run up to 190 Miles Per Hour? well Reed easily deflected bullets and missiles both of which can reach 620-1,860 Miles Per hour
Boomstick: Helen Elasticity was something but when compared to Reed better Strength, Speed, Durability, Experience, Better usage of his Elasticity, and his Smarts, Helen was bound to burst
Wiz: The winner is Mister Fantastic
Trivia[]
- The connections between Mr fantastic and Elastigirl are there both superheroes who live and do superhero work with their family and can stretch their body's to extreme length's
- The track would be called
- This fight would be hand drawn