Description[]
Megalodon vs Mosasaurus... But one level higher! Who wins between the modern Mosasaurus and the modern Megalodon?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Thalassophobia. The persistent and intense fear of deep bodies of water such as the sea, oceans, or lakes.
Boomstick: And in the depths of water... There are monsters.
Wiz: Not necessarily, but, as we only know 5% of the ocean, we are bound to find weird creatures.
Boomstick: On one side, the guy who is gonna snap his opponent in half, Mr. Snappy!
Wiz: On the other side, we have The Kra- I mean the Sharktopus!
[We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.]
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Mr. Snappy swims into Death Battle[]
Wiz: The place was called... The Bay
Boomstick: Although it wasn't given the most creative or special name, it sure would be a special place.
Wiz: Multiple individuals of one of the scariest animals; Sharks! Multiple sharks would be seen, transforming The Bay into a blood ocean!
Boomstick: In the list of the various animals destroying the people who would live there, among a Megalodon, an alien called literally destroyed of worlds and... A narwhal, there would be... Mr. Snappy, the only terrestrial and only reptile of the groups. Now that I think of it, why is a mosasaurus, not even close to a fish/shark, a reptile in a game called Hungry SHARK?-
BACKGROUND
- Full Name: Mr. Snappy
- Species: Mosasaurus
- Gender: Male
- Max size: 20 m
- Has a tophat
- Many pets
Wiz: Dude, Alan, the Destroyer of WORLDS is there and you get mad at poor little Mosasaurus Mr. Snappy? Anyways, being tier 8 and costing 250000 coins, or 900 diamonds, Mr. Snappy is one of the fastest sharks in the game.
Boomstick: Oh... Well, he can also move weirdly fastly on land. Why?
Wiz: Because he has paws, Boomstick. His paws allow him to chase his prey, generally humans, onto land until he gives up or succeeds into making humans his prey.
Boomstick: But how fast, exactly?
Wiz: Well, like most sharks in the game, the polite Snappy can easily outrun boats, who can go to speeds up to 110 km/h. It is also important to notice that. as Mr. Snappy is much, much faster than most sharks, the mosasaurus should be much faster than that. So, does his strength and Attack Potency also get him to strong levels?
Boomstick: Actually, yes! There are two main feats in Hungry Shark. The first is done by Sharkjira. By using his old size, 25 meters, we can use the violent fragmentation for the buildings, we can get the gigantic result of 51.21 tons of TNT, which is City Block level. Just by how casually the feat is done, it should scale to Mr. Snappy, as, Sharkjira is not extremely superior to Snappy, and the feat is done with literally no difficulty, so it should scale to peak Snappy.
Wiz: But if you think that wouldn't scale to Snappy due to Sharkjira being superior, there is another feat. This feat is done by the Megalodon, which is far weaker than Mr. Snappy.
Boomstick: The feat is Megalodon munching on the moon. By using the Megalodon to get the measurements for the moon and its volume, we can determine the violent fragmentation would be of 31.81 tons of TNT. And, still, Mr. Snappy MASSIVELY outscales this.
Wiz: In Hungry Shark World, Mr. Snappy can also tank multiple mines exploding, which would be far superior to any real sharks.
Boomstick: However, there is one more factor; PETS!
Wiz: Yeah, sharks in the games can have pets to help them. They range from sharks, like Max the Megalodon, to Buddy, a cute little dog.
Boomstick: He also has various accessories!
Wiz: They vary from jetpacks to lasers!
Boomstick: It is fair to say that, if Mr. Snappy is hungry, he will most certainly succeed in hunting someone.
Sharktopus slithers into Death Battle[]
Wiz: Once upon a time, people were happy, and didn't want to have wa-
Boomstick: And then someone wanted to create a shark with tentacles to use in a war. Shock, it did not work.
Wiz: Well, that's... Sure a brief summary, but that is basically it.
Boomstick: This fucker is half-shark and half-octopus, having the abilities of both.
BACKGROUND
- Full Name: Sharktopus
- Species: Half-octopus half-shark hybrid
- Gender: Male
- Size: 20-30 ft
- 8 tentacles
- Has small spikes
Wiz: Real octopi are commonly seen to be able to solve puzzles and are normally really smart. That is also the same case for the Sharktopus.
Boomstick: And if you think ou are safe on land, give up. Sharktopus is amphibious, also capable of going into land for large amounts of time.
Wiz: Sharktopus is also extremely durable, being able to tank quite easily most weapons. Even large guns cannot harm the weird hybrid.
Boomstick: He also has many other feats, such as fighting the Whalewolf, ripping out human heads, a feat which needs at the very least five thousand newtons, biting a human in half, worth 3735.009 joules, and many others. This failed experiment sure likes to fight, too.
Wiz: And, adding to this, he can also fight in different conditions. Whalewolf and Pteracuda also have feats. Whalewolf can do many things, including crushing a human easily, which is an easily wall level feat, surviving large explosions and even keep up with a speeding car, which should be pretty fucking fast! Pteracuda's feats are also impressive. Varying from... Destroying a goddamn plane engine, causing it to be destroyed, bashing head first into helicopters, also destroying them, dive bombing into a jeep, blowing it up... Now that I think of it, does Pteracuda have something against any and all vehicles?
Boomstick: It seems so. Sharktopus also tends to... lose battles, but not without a fight. He normally fights well, but while underestimating his opponents. Mostly because he is extremely bloodthirsty, and will try everything possible just to kill. Not even eat, as a shark, you'd assume it would be to eat, but nope. Most of the shark octopus' kills are simply just killed, let to rot and just not digested. Never. Food waster.
Wiz: So basically, if you find this gigantic hybrid, you should just help him and let him finish you, escaping is impossible.
Pre-fight[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!
Fight[]
The Bay had been in peace for a long time... For, weirdly, too much time. A shark was going to appear eventually.
A family was in a boat. The father reassured them they would be safe, as they weren't seeing sharks for weeks. Finally, something has appeared. Tentacles started lifting themselves onto the boat. The oldest kid tried fighting it, but got lifted from the ground and thrown in the water, the other kids got lifted up and... The source of the tentacles, Sharktopus lifted itself onto the boat, ready to eat his prey.
However, to the other side of the boat, fins with claws started to appear on the boat, lifting another being: Mr. Snappy. Ready to get prey, he, in one single bite, he bit the dad, eating him whole.
The cephalopod fish hybrid, enraged for losing one of his prey, would start a fight. Mr. Snappy, wanting Sharktopus is holding, will also fight his adversary.
FIGHT! []
The battle started as Mr. Snappy, trying to disorient his target, lifted the entire boat, throwing it to the hybrid's face. The prey he was holding, two kids, was thrown into the air. The reptile bounced into the air. As his jaws were inches away from the humans, tentacles wrapped around the Mosasaurus' torso, throwing him onto the ocean again while the creature in the Squamata order roared in anger.
In a fight similar to the fights between Sperm Whales and Giant Squids, Sharktopus wrapped his tentacles in Mr. Snappy's face, preventing his mouth to be opened. The reptile, realizing his most powerful weapon was being prevented from being used, he called allies.
Suddenly, from all sides, the genetically engineered hybrid started to feel bites on all of his tentacles. As he looked around, he found small animals of all sorts. Dogs, beluga whales, smaller sharks and even eagles on top of him. The cephalopod-fish got distracted, lessening the grip on Mr. Snappy, who, seeing his important opportunity, quickly freed himself, biting down on some of the tentacles, an attack which was powerful enough to rip off two of the appendages.
This heavily angered Sharktopus, who let out a roar of both pain and rage. With his remaining tentacles, he would wrap around Mr. Snappy's torso yet again, but, this time, the cephalopod-fish hybrid would move the reptile to the side of a rock, slamming his body against the boulder inumerous times, slowly letting Squamata blood drop on the area.
Suddenly, when Sharktopus was about to finish Mr. Snappy, he felt something inside of him. It was... pain, a lot of it too! Finally, a hole was made in the tentacle monster, and from it, Jasper, the ghost shark removed itself. As the dead animal started attacking Sharktopus, the hybrid tried fighting back. Eventually, after realizing he was unable to touch the critter, he tried to ignore him and go back to fighting the Mosasaurus again. As he looked to the rock his opponent was... nothing was in there.
Looking down into the abyss of the deep blue ocean, he sees... a sillhouette... It is Mr. Snappy! Snappy quickly charges at Sharktopus with his full kinetic energy, an attack which not only shocked and stunned the cephalopod fish, but also sent him quite literally flying. The reptile came along to the skies, biting down on the hybrid and, using his clawed-paws, he holds the cephalopod shark, throwing him onto the streets with all of his force. The impact was enough to not only demolish buildings nearby but also create a shockwave.
Sharktopus quickly, even while bleeding, gets back up, still dizzy. Mr. Snappy is falling, but before reaching the ground, he slaps the hybrid with his tail, which also slaps him to the ground. Blood is splattered on the ground and even on the people nearby.
Sharktopus slaps the Mosasaurus back with his tentacles, stabbing him as well with the appendages. Sharktopus roars (this sound effect) in rage, fully bloodlusted this time. Mr. Snappy rips out the tentacle stabbing him just by a slap, while also roaring back (this sound effect).
Both start a headbutt battle, pushing eachother just by using their heads, literally. First, Snappy uses more strength. Sharktopus is pushed into a clothes shop, completely shattering the display window. Shattered glass drops on the hybrid's tentacles. Slowly, the building is completely demolished just because of the headbutt alien. Then, the cephalopod shark uses more strength. Mr. Snappy is pushed back into a tree, accidentally uprooting it and dropping it on people. Being done, he uses his jetpack. Grabbing the hybrid, he uses the jetpack, lifting both into the skies.
However, the enraged Sharktopus bites down on Mr. Snappy's right fin/paw, ripping it off, splattering blood on the face of the cephalopod shark, who falls to the ocean, roaring in (apparent) victory.
The Sharktopus looks up, seeing the injured Mr. Snappy fly into the skies until he couldn't see him anymore. Suddenly, a spherical object started coming towards him. What is that, would that be... The moon! The small moon, coming at a kinetic energy strong enough to completely destroy buildings, smashed right into the cephalopod fish's face.
Close to death, the genetically engineered hybrid tried swimming away from the battle, but Mr. Snappy wouldn't let him. The reptile quickly charged and slammed into Sharktopus, headbutting him into a wall several times.
With the help with all of his pets, including Eamonn, Phil, Buddy and even Chris, all of the Sharktopus' tentacles were cut. Practically defenseless, the hybrid tried swimming away, but to finish the battle, Mr. Snappy slammed his own jetpack onto a wall, making it malfunction and strapped it on the cephalopod shark. The jetpack made Sharktopus go flying, until it really malfunctioned, exploding both the accessory and the hybrid.
As Mr. Snappy saw his opponent explode and die, pieces of the flesh started to fall on the entire area of The Bay. Mr. Snappy, along with all his pets, smiled, knowing he had won. He roared, in victory.
K.O.! []
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Holy shit! That was extra brutal! But wait, how did that even happen?
Wiz: Not only was Mr. Snappy much faster, that being both in land and in water, he was much more powerful.
Boomstick: But doesn't the Sharktopus scale to the Whalewolf, who crushes humans? Isn't that like building level or something?
Wiz: No, Boomstick. The highest end for crushing a human would be around 392187.5844 Joules. Using the end we got for Sharkjira to destroy the building, Mr. Snappy would be 545481.015x stronger! That's equivalent to a goldfish fighting an actual tiger shark!
Boomstick: Not only that, but with his weapons and pets, they would be able to at the very least buy time for our Mosasaurus, if not actually harm!
Wiz: Really, Mr. Snappy had most advantages over the hybrid.
Boomstick: Looks like Sharktopus got snapped in half.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Mr. Snappy (winner)[]
- + Faster
- + 545481.015x times more powerful
- + Stronger
- + Better abilities/weapons
- = Similar in size
- - Generally less aggressive
Sharktopus (loser)[]
- + Generally more aggressive
- = Similar in size
- - Worse abilities/weapons
- - Weaker
- - Much less powerful
- - Slower
Trivia[]
- The connections would be that they are both sharks, even though they really aren't, who are bloodthirsty and will hunt their prey onto land if needed.
- The name of the battle theme would be Diving into Mutations
- This battle would be in 2d animation
Next time[]
''Two dinosaurs, two different lands, one winner''
Track name: Hiding From Extinction