Mr. Red VS The Second Coming is a What-If Death Battle featuring Mr. Red (Shock) from the "Shock" series facing off against The Second Coming from the "Animation VS Animator" Series
Description[]
Two of the best fighting stickmen from two of the most infamous stick fighting web-series meet each other to prove who's the better stickman of them all.
Intro[]
(*Cues Brandon Yates - Wiz and Boomstick*)
Wiz: Stickmen, they ain't the average joe but the combatants we have today will make you think twice before saying that statement
Boomstick: Mr. Red, the Weider of the Shock-ability
Wiz: and The Second Coming aka The Chosen One Return
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armour and skill to see who wins A DEATH BATTLE!
Mr. Red[]
(*Cues Riding the Fourth Wave*)
Wiz: Once upon a time, there was a stickman applying for a job
Boomstick: And that man was Mr. Red
Wiz: And the job he applied for was a janitor
Boomstick: A JANITOR, WHY A JANITOR?
Wiz: Well I guess it was a special place to be cleaning stuff, I don't know, the Justice League HQ or the Avenger's HQ
Boomstick: Well He belongs in the Avengers and the Justice League
Wiz: Anyways, on that fateful day he found his enteral rival, Mr. Green (Shock)
Boomstick: Which also is his future boss, speaking of bosses guess how he got the job
Wiz: By filling out forms and applications?
Boomstick: No, by beating the shit out of everyone that worked there, all to become a janitor
Wiz: Well he certainly has the skill and abilities to do so
Boomstick: He is super fast, able to move at such a fast rate that he's able to cause sonic booms and fly for a short period
Wiz: To cause a sonic boom you need to go at least 717 miles per hour which is around Mark 3
Boomstick: He is also super strong, able to throw people so hard they smash through concrete blocks, kick and punch someone so hard they died/pass out and he does that on a regular scale
Wiz: He is very durable, able to take hits from Mr. Green, who shatters thick concrete with ease and to that would take up to 8,400 newtons
Boomstick: He can jump really high, yes really
Wiz: Jump higher than two giants in fact
Boomstick: He has a perfect memory, able to remember his opponents all moves after getting beaten up
Wiz: Actually he almost has a perfect memory, since he couldn't find the real Mr. Green
Boomstick: Oh, moving on even though Mr. Red doesn't like to carry weapons around, he has his fair share of likings
Wiz: Like a double-bladed spear, many different types of guns; he's able to dual-wield shotguns and rifles and he's able to use blocks of concrete, wood and metal as well
Boomstick: But the most notable and powerful ability of them all, is his Shock Ability, which is able to slow and even something stop time whenever he wants, he also gets faster and punches equal to a lightning bolt
Wiz: He also has a lot of feats, he is able to defeat giants, gods and lots of people with guns
Boomstick: But unfortunately his headstrong immaturity always slip into battles
Wiz: Yet distractions and adversity aren't gonna stop this stickman from painting you red
Mr. Green: People's Elbow!
Mr. Red: Fuck your People's Elbow
The Second Coming[]
(*Cues Sarah Eide - The Beginning*)
Wiz: Imagine being stuck inside a computer unable to get out as the user plays with you
Boomstick: Well, that seems pretty fucked up to me, but trust me if I was stuck I would call Deadpool to break me out
DEADPOOL: Anyone just says my name?
Wiz: Not now
DEADPOOL: Awww, oooh look I get to fight some other BS combatant now, bye!
Boomstick: Come back, I didn't get an autograph
Wiz: Anyways, that's why we have this combatant today, The Second Coming
Boomstick: Now if only watch first three vids of the Animation vs. Animator series, you're probably wondering who the fuck is this guy and guess what he basically a less cool version of The Chosen One (Animation)
Wiz: But at least he's powerful for a stick figure
Boomstick: Sure, but his backstory is just like this, he gets made, he friends get deleted by all mighty god, and then they fight and ending up trucing, pretty BS if you ask me
Wiz: But basically The Second Chosen One but you need to be powerful to earn the title and that what this stickman has to offer
Boomstick: His punches that shattered diamond, survived being tossed around the desktop, able to resist being deleted, defeated four stickmen designed for fighting and most importantly was able to survive trucks and cars running over him over and over and over again
Wiz: He was also able to show great lengths of strength, able to assemble a laser gun from Flash Tools in under 10 seconds
Boomstick: He also able to break obsidian using two diamond pickaxes in under 10 seconds as well, think how much nether portals you can make
Wiz: But most important ability is his unique arsenal of weapons.
Boomstick: He has a crap ton of weapons, a laser gun, a lasso that can also be used as razor wire, a cloning device, hammers, tons of different types of sword and shields, but most importantly he has... THE MINECRAFT BLOCK!!!
Wiz: This object is surprisingly powerful for such a small object, as it can create any block/item/spawn egg with a simple scroll and click.
Boomstick: It can also build a giant obsidian stickman with pistons for one hand and lava/water for the other hands.
Wiz: Also he has the pen tool, that makes him draw weapons, armour, explosives, other aminations to help him, Wings and much more
Boomstick: Imagine all the fun stuff you could draw with that ;)
Wiz: But like all Death Batlle Combatants he's not perfect, and has his fair share defeats, as he was unable to break out of thick walls, vulnerable to drowning, unable to move in spider webs, likes to take random naps and hates loud music.
Boomstick: But you should never underestimate with this Fourth-Wall breaking Stickman
The Animator: "You should calm down"
The Second Coming: "You should die.."
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set, we ran our data through every possibility
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLEEEE!!!
Death Battle[]
(*Cues Joe Satriani - Attack*)
The Second Coming is shown walking across Adobe Photoshop, yawning and rubbing his eyes before an explosion sends him back, a portal appears where the explosion happened and Mr. Red climbs out of it
Mr. Red: Wow, that wasn't fun
Mr. Red looks at the Second Coming
Mr. Red: Ummm, you speak?
The Second Coming: You must by the Dark Lord!
Mr. Red: The what what?
The Second Coming rushes at Mr. Red ready to punch but Mr. Red blocks his attack and retaliates with his own punch
Mr. Red: Guess we're doing this now
FIGHT[]
Both combatants rush towards each other throwing back and forth punches, The Second Coming tries to do a combo but each hit is blocked. Mr. Red changes the tide by delivering his own combo, knocking The Second Coming to the wall, knocking every Adobe Photoshop tool down
Mr. Red: Get up nub
The Second Coming picks up a few tools and forms a laser gun, before firing
Mr. Red: The fuc----
Mr. Red merely dodges a shot from the gun and then starts running towards The Second Coming dodging shot before jumping up it the air and performs a People's Elbow
Mr. Red: People's Elbow
The Second Coming: Screw your People's Elbow
Mr. Red: Hey that's my line
Mr. Red jumps back up, ready to perform another People's Elbow but luckily The Second Coming is able to roll sideways before Mr. Red Lands
Mr. Red: OMG I MISSED
The Second Coming: OMG HE MISSED
Both combatants get back up and The Second Coming takes the line tool and lasso Mr. Red's throat and starts to pull, Mr. Red tries to break free but fails when The Second Coming pulls back more. Mr. Red suddenly pulls the rope so hard that the Second Coming gets pull towards Mr. Red and Mr. Red kicks him
Mr. Red: Damn, I'm good
The Chosen One Returns picks up the pencil tool and draws homing rockets, one rocket explodes underneath Mr. Red sending him into the wall and the other rocket follow leaving smoke, The Second Coming starts to walk away when a red figure emerges from the smoke
Mr. Red: Hot damn
The Second Coming seeing this starts to draw clones and picks up the colour picker tool and throws the tool at Mr. Red. Mr. Red dodges the colour picker tool and picks up one of the smashed pieces and rushes towards the clones. One of easily gets stabbed and another gets uppercut, and two gets stabbed in the chest, and three gets side sweep
The Second Coming: mhmm
The Second Coming draws wings for himself and flies upwards, and draws more missiles. Mr. Reds finish the second last clones before seeing a barrage of missiles coming down at him and grabs the last clone and throws him toward the missiles. The Second Coming starts to draw a giant
Mr. Red: ._.;
The giant starts to approach Mr. Red and tries the land a punch but misses, Mr. Red starts punching the giant with no effect. The giant grabs Mr. Red and combos him easily, Mr. Red break the combo and wall runs and kick the giant in the face and the leg but is grabbed and tossed at the wall. Mr. Red weakly stands up and grabs a line with arrows on both ends
GIANT: Hai :3
Mr. Red rushes at the giant, jumps up and stab the spear into the giant's face
GIANT: X_X
The Second Coming seeing this starts to draw shurikens and throwing them and Mr. Red but Mr. Red does a wall run again and jumps, and punches him out of the air and into the top section of the toolbar. The Second Coming tries a sword and grabs it and starts to draw a shield but Mr. Red takes the pencil tool and snaps it in half. The Second Coming seeing this swings his sword at him but Mr. Red dodges it and punches TSC in the face and throws up and onto the title bar before jumping up as well, The Second Coming seeing Mr. Red rushing at him clicks the X button, closing the window sending them both to crash down
Mr. Red: Oof
The Second Coming stands up first and rushes at Mr. Red but he is able to pull himself up in time and pull him to the ground before trying to the People's Elbow again but just like last time he misses
Mr. Red: OMG I MISSED AGA---
Mr. Red X-Ray showed getting kneed by the Second Coming
Mr. Red: Dude you cheat
The Second Coming: You ain't seen nothing yet
The Second Coming reaches down and picks up the Minecraft Block and takes out a diamond sword
Mr. Red: Dude you cheat more
Mr. Red suddenly stand still vibrating while The Second Coming puts on diamond gear suddenly The Second Coming gets speed-blitzed and thrown to the ground. The Second Coming stands up only get speed-blitzed more, TSC quickly builds a cobblestone wall that Mr. Red slams into
Mr. Red: You dick
Suddenly The Second Coming starts to sweep his sword at Mr. Red but is dodge all of them except one that greases his cheek. Mr. Red retaliates by landing punches to the face knocking The Orange stick down, Mr. Red grabs the sword from The Second Coming and points it towards his face but is caught off guard when TSC side sweeps the red stick, both combatants stand back up with Mr. Red still holding onto his sword and The Second Coming takes out another diamond sword
(* Cues The Pulse*)
Mr. Red: A sword fight?
The Second Coming: Yeah
Mr. Red: So you want me to go easy?
The Second Coming: Yea?
Mr. Red quickly rushed at The Second Coming but he is able to block the attacks Mr. Red disses out and kicks Mr. Red in the ball and then rushes him but is able to get a hit on Mr. Red, and kicks Mr. Red in the balls again sending both fighters back
Mr. Red: well-done nub
The Second Coming: Why did I say that
Mr. Red: Say what?
The Second Coming: You ain't going easy right?
Mr. Red: You did say yes
The Second Coming: You mean that wasn't your best
Mr. Red: Oh No No No, did you want me to go full out?
The Second Coming: Yea?
Mr. Red: Wish granted
Mr. Red starts to rush again but this time he jumps over The Second Coming and knocks the sword out of his hand and starts speed-blitzing TSC with his sword causing him to bleed out. Mr. Red jumps above The Second Coming but slammed in the face with obsidian and looks up to see a giant stickman made out of obsidian
Mr. Red: Jesus, that looks very ugly
The giant stickman punches the ground making Mr. Red off balance and then grabs him and repeatedly slam him to the taskbar, Mr. Red is able to grab the Music Application and place in between him and the giant stickman. The Second Coming starts to stomp on the Music Application. Mr. Red snakes out of there right before the application breaks
Music goes silent[]
Mr. Red is shown getting grabs by the giant stickman, TSC changes one of the hands to become lava and slowly edges it towards Mr. Red. Right before the lava touches Mr. Red's face everything goes inverted and paused. Mr. Red's shock ability has been activated.
Mr. Red: Lucky I still got this
Mr. Red slims his way off of the hand and climbs up and on the head where the cockpit is and starts lighting fast punches until one of the obsidian blocks breaks and jumps into the cockpit and snaps his finger, reverting time to normal. The lava fist hits where Mr. Red was supposed to be and The Second Coming looks confused until he gets a tap on his shoulder. The Second Coming turns around shocked and pulls a sword, and try to land blows but is instead tossed from the giant stickman. The Second Coming stands up and looks up to see Mr. Red falling down and moves out the way to avoid Mr. Red and punches him in the face when he lands
Mr. Red: Dick move bitch
Mr. Red jumps up and combos TSC and throws him into the taskbar. The Second Coming clicks on the LoL application opening up it
Mr. Red: TF?
The Second Coming rushes up and picks up alanbecker's avatar and puts it on his head before rushing up clicking the X button
Mr. Red: The actual fuck?
The Second Coming suddenly gets Master Yi's sword and activates Wuju style and rushes at Mr. Red. Mr. Red is able to dodge some attacks but is hit in the shoulder, and screams in pain
Mr. Red: Screw You
Mr. Red grabs Master Yi's sword's handle and punches The Second Coming in the balls causing him to let go of the sword and Mr. Red stabs him with it before sumo throwing him to the other side of the desktop, Mr. Red approaches him but is side swept by The Second Coming. TSC pulls out the sword and sword rapes Mr. Red with it. Mr. Red grabs TSC's arms and swung him around and ram him into the wall. Mr. Red pulls out the sword and throws it behind before approaching The Second Coming.
Mr. Red: You ded nub
The Second Coming edges away grabbing the thermometer which is at 76°C right now
The Second Coming: STOP!!
Mr. Red: why :P
The Second Coming: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME
Mr. Red: wut? -_-
Suddenly The Second Coming throws the thermometer at Mr. Red but Mr. Red jumps and catches it midair and throws it back at The Second Coming. The thermometer shatters upon impact and the red liquid in the thermometer starts to burn The Second Coming's body and face
Mr. Red: GG nub
Mr. Red drags The Second Coming across the desktop, the Second Coming uses his last ounce of energy to punches Mr. Red's back.
The Second Coming: U bitch
Mr. Red feels this holds up TSC and slam dunks him into the recycling bin
Mr. Red: ez pz
Mr. Red begin walking out of the scene when a portal pop up in front of him
Mr. Red: Ayyyy, my ride is here
Mr. Red jumps into the portal while the other four stickmen find The Second Coming's corpse
K.O[]
Aftermath[]
(*Cues O Baterista (Rio Live)*)
Boomstick: Whoa, Mind Blown
Wiz: This match was actually closer than you might have thought, The Second Coming's unique arsenal and intelligence was able to keep Mr. Red on his feet but his inhumane powers made him take the win
Boomstick: Sure The Second Coming was able to break obsidian with two diamond pickaxes in just under 7 seconds but Mr. Red punches through thick concrete walls without even trying
Wiz: Both were very durable but Mr. Red survives getting slammed into cement walls like a walk in the park while The Second Coming's most impressive feat was getting slammed in netherrack multiple times; he was wearing full diamond armour at the time by the way
Boomstick: and he barely survived that
Wiz: In the end, Mr. Red had the strength, speed and durability to defeat The Second Coming
Boomstick: Looks like The Second Coming really did come second in this match
Wiz: The Winner is Mr. Red
Next Time[]
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle!
A purple stickman comes out of a portal and sees The Second Coming's corpse
???: Here's my chance
The purple stickman puts on a crown with four other silhouettes in the background AvsA Villain Battle Royale!
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