Beginning[]
Two one of the greediest business owners who mistreat their employees and even act like the antagonist for money.
Introduction[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Ringmaster: Mr. Krabs, the owner of the Krusty Krab.
DUMMI: And Wario, the boss of WarioWare.
Ringmaster: Guess what people, look who is back to work. (Wiz walk into the stage) Look like he's back from recovery.
Wiz: After recovery from the incident, I'm ready for anything, especially with character who break the fourth wall.
DUMMI: Hooray.
Wiz: Maybe I should give you more expression, I can't tell if you're sarcastic or not?
Ringmaster: Good thing you're here, because we're going to talk about these two greedy business men who throw away their morals to make a quick buck.
DUMMI: Even meaning being the antagonist to the protagonist.
Wiz: He's Ringmaster, that DUMMI, and I'm Wiz.
Ringmaster: And today we will see which of these two greedy characters will win in Death Battle!
Mr. Krabs[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_QQusfItqw
Ringmaster: As there was cartoon, there are people who always wanted to try the cartoon food from the pink doughnut from Simpsons, Tiana’s beignets, and pretty much all of the food in Studio Ghibli. I sure Boomstick will.
Wiz: But under the sea, there is a restaurant that make one of the most delicious burger call the Krabby Patty.
DUMMI: I don’t see the appeal.
Ringmaster: I’m shock DUMMI, it the same meal that people go crazy for it that they went into the apocalypse when there was no more Krabby Patties. Made by SpongeBob and with Squidward being the cash register, the main question is who is going to keep all the money?
Wiz: Why no other than Eugene H. Krabs, the creator of the Krabby Patty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_rN4Qj54JQ
DUMMI: Being born on November 30, 1942 with his father being Krabs Senior and his mother being Betsy Krabs. He would make friend with Plankton in the nursery when he was…
Ringmaster: Learn how to become a pirate from his grandfather Redbeard Krabs as he would live a poor live that he have to wear rags.
DUMMI: As a young age, both Plankton and Mr. Krabs would be bully by the other kids when they are mocked next to Stinky Burger.
Wiz: Wanting to build a restaurant to make money, they strangely decided to build a restaurant in the dump.
DUMMI: Oh yes, what a better place to build a classy restaurant that int the dumps.
Ringmaster: Jokes on you little friend, Old Man Jenkins become their first customer.
Wiz: But that burger quickly knock him out.
DUMMI: I’m completely shock.
Wiz: Learning from the newspaper, they would fight over for the formula as both rip the paper as Mr. Krabs hit the wall sending ingredients into the patty batter creating the recipe.
DUMMI: But didn’t he said it was a family secret in the episode,” Enemy In-Law?”
Wiz: We don’t talk about that.
DUMMI: Then what about the secret sauce in,” Graveyard Shift.”
Ringmaster: Look DUMMI, we’re talking about SpongeBob, a cartoon about a talking spogebob with a squirrel friend and work for a crab. Don’t think too hard on it.
Wiz: From joining the S.S. Diarrhea, becoming the “ Armor Abs Krabs “ in the navy, and he would turn a regiment home in the iconic restaurant called Krusty Krab to serve Krabby Patties to the people in bikini bottom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8k9y2hunuU
Ringmaster: With his abs being invincible, he master the use of swords to cut down his foes and even turn his claws into crusher to crush any hands.
Wiz: With his senses being so sensitive that he can track down SpongeBob and Patrick by their smell alone to hearing SpongeBob when he said that any one is taking a bath under his house will get the dollar bill.
Ringmaster: He can summon different weapons from a flamethrower to shovels, swords, Krabby Patties with explosives, mallet, jackhammer, and even a bulldozer.
DUMMI: What is the point of a wooden hammer?
Ringmaster: Good question, he was able to lift entire restaurant with one of his claws to being comparable to Sandy who was able to pull the ship to the floor surface.
Wiz: As you mention Sandy, she was able to fly from the moon to Saturn in six seconds or at least over five times the speed of light.
Ringmater: Or being comparable to SpongeBob speed where he can pull the universe like a string or way faster than the speed of light. I mean way faster than light that it can make even the Flash Jealous.
Wiz: And finally he have his Sir-Pinch-A-Lot form with a jet booster to shoot out his metal claws. Being comparable to Patrick super form that was able to create a storm to Patrick surviving the universe being destroy.
DUMMI: Even when facing against Plankton who went to college, his cartoon force isn’t comparable to SpongeBob or Patrick and with greed can blind him.
Ringmaster: But even putting his pirate and navy days behind him, he will make sure you walk the plank with the only option is buying a combo meal with extra cheese.
Mr. Krabs: All right … LazyPants! I’ll find you. This nose can smell laziness for up to 10,000 leagues! … I’ll give you a break you’ll not soon forget!
Wario[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsw6JQIpvIw
Wiz: Everybody knows Mario, he’s the classic red plumber who always rescue princess peach from bowser.
Ringmaster: From facing King Wart to and Smithy, what a batter place to relax on his own island with a castle. Guess those are the perks to saving a princess.
Wiz: But after saving Princess Daisy from the evil Tatanga, he soon discover his island was taken over by a nefarious creep as he put a magic spell across the lands.
DUMMI: After collecting all the coins, he soon discover that the person who is behind it was his old rival Wario.
Ringmaster: Warioware Inc’s owner and treasure hunter for the most valuable treasure across the galaxy.
Wario: Obey Wario! Destroy Mario!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PknlWCH3mfQ
DUMMI: With his name derived from the Japanese word “warui” with the definition being bad. He would spend his days trying to ruin Mario reputation while trying to get a quick buck out of it. I don’t get it why people always hold grudges.
Ringmaster: Actually maybe of his backstory; as one of the star child, they use to be friends in the past. From the time when picking out the turnips when a Piranha flower attack while Mario kept picking turnips.
Wiz: Or the time when Mario teach him how to flatten a coin when he got flatten by the thwomp.
Ringmaster: And the worst one them all is when they would play cowboys as Mario play as the cowboy while Wario have to be the rustler for the 1,255 times, and Wario only was able to play as the Sheriff for only one time.
DUMMI: (Sartastic) Wow, a tragic backstory that more deep than any other villains in history.
Wiz: Well, either way because of Mario destructive ignorance, he would create a his own rival as he start his treasure hunting career and even create his own company call WarioWare Inc. base on a new game called Pyoro to make a fortune.
DUMMI: With his friends help, they would create different mini games into a full game with each time Wario try to escape with the cash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kwoHOciDM
DUMMI: From his shoulder bash to the Corkscrew attack, he is actually somewhat agile for his huge size.
Ringmaster: And he have one some of the strange abilities. I mean, if get crush like a hammer he will become a spring and bounce to high distance to turning into flame Wario if contacted with flames. Seeing that he’s cover in flames, they’re no surprise why he is running.
DUMMI: And eat enough and he will turn even fatter to crush anything in his path, I didn’t think it was possible for him to get fatter.
Ringmaster: Make sense to me, the only thing match his greed is his gluttony for food, and I mean anything from bombs to even magic. Just to charge his ultimate move, the waft!
(Wario using the Waft in Super Smash bros)
Wiz: You think he would his his Bom-ombs instead trying to weaponize his farts.
Ringmaster: Hey, if you have a fart that equal to a atomic blast that can destroy towns, they’re no explosive that can match to it except actually sing atomic bombs.
DUMMI: When facing a powerful foe, he would use different costumes and power ups to gain an upper hand.
Ringmaster: From a fire flower, a mushroom that make him huge, power flower to transform himself into metal Wario, and the combination of jet pot to the dragon pot making him a fire breathing dragon who can also fly.
Wiz: And after eating garlic he would transform into his super form call Wario-Man to boost his attack power and making him invincible to any damage.
DUMMI: Being Mario rival, he should be stronger than him when he was able to lift the two million ton castle.
Wiz: Another character he should be comparable is bowser who was bale to hit hit the starship that can travel over over 70 Trillion times faster than speed of light.
DUMMI: From surviving entire dimension being destroy, he have face against different foes from shake king to black jewel. If only if he wasn’t so arrogant and unlucky, then he would actually defeat Mario.
Wiz: While greed sometime blinds him, it also his ultimate goal and including being better than Mario.
Wario: Wario here! No offense, but you stink! My Touch Training stage is guaranteed to make you 138 percent less pathetic!
Pre-Death Battle[]
Ringmaster: We have seen what these fighter can do, so it time for this epic battle to the death.
DUMMI: I guess it time for Death Battle.
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgM1KM9Tys&t=12s
Welcome back, the next Death take place above the seas in a business convention where they show their next products and decide which business is the best in the entire world, and in the parking lot Mr. Krab and his crew in the vehicle are looking for parking space.
Patrick: My turn, I spy with my little eyes something blue.
Squidward: Let me guess, the sky.
Patrick: Wow Squidward, how did you know!
SpongeBob: I bet it because he is the expert of I spy.
Squidward: Or it because that the only thing that Patrick ever pick is the sky. Mr. Krabs, you know that Patrick isn’t member of the crew, so why did you invite him.
Mr. Krab: Isn’t obvious Squidward, SpongeBob pay me his month paycheck just to being along him.
SpongeBob: Still worth it to bring my best friend.
Mr. Krab: Now I just need to find a free parking spot and we can find the place to selll our Krabby Patties to the hungry customers.
Squidward: (A pan shot to show that almost all of the parking spots are taken.) It will take forever, why we can’t just go to another place.
Mr. Krab: Because Squidward, the other place you must pay five bucks just for parking. That’s to outrageous.
Squidward just sighs as they continue to play I spy when you see in the other side of the parking lot is a bus painted purple and yellow full of WarioInc employees with Wario. As Wario drive the bus, most of them are playing Super smash brothers as Wario look for a free parking spot.
Dribble: Hey Wario, how much longer why have to wait until you decide to quit.
Spitz: Yeah, my entire body is aching for seating for the 10 hour trip.
Wario: How much I have to tell you, I won’t stop until I find a free spot.
Mona: Don’t worry guys, I trust that Wario will find that free parking spot.
9-Volt: As long we can play smash bros, I don’t really mind waiting longer.
Orbulon: I got an idea, why I just get my spaceship and move the car.
Wario: That I can see that working.
Penny: I don’t want to rain in your parade, but didn’t you forgot the last time you did it you send a person into outer space.
Orbulon: Oh yeah.
Young Cricket: Master, I think I have a solution to our problem.
Master Mantis: What is your solution?
Young Cricket: I use my training to sense any free spots in the parking lot.
Master Mantis: Then it’s up to you to find it.
Young Cricket start to focus when he sense something a few meters ahead.
Young Cricket: There a free parking spot a few meters away, we a just a few seconds until it be taken.
Kat: Finally.
Ana: Soon we can get out from this stuffy bus and get some room to breath the fresh air.
Wario: Now you’re talking! (Flooring it to make it on time)
Jimmy T.: The sooner we get off, the faster I can meet my fans!
Penny: Hey Wario, I was looking into the numbers and wondering when we will be pay for…
But Wario start daydreaming about the buffet and all of the money he will make when he slam the bus into Mr. Krab boat as everyone get jolt from the impact.
Ashley: Hey, keep your eyes on the road, you almost make me lose.
Wario: My bus!
He storm out from the bus wanting to know who wreck his bus when he confronts Mr. Krabs.
Wario: Hey buster, look at what you did to my bus!
Mr.Krabs: You’re bus, just look what you did to my ride, I bet you were daydreaming!
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krab, weren’t you also… (Mr. Krab close SpongeBob’s mouth with his claws.)
Mr. Krab and Wario: (Both lock eyes onto each other when they look at the free parking spot as both jump backwards) Oh no you don’t!
Fight!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9AHzwgy-1I
The battle starts with Wario doing a shoulder tackle knocking Mr. Krab into the boat with SpongeBob poking his head out from the boat.
SpongeBob: Hey Mr. Krab, do you need to help from your best fry cook.
Mr. Krab: Don’t worry SpongeBob, I got his.
SpongeBob: Got it!
Both SpongeBob and Patrick start playing Rock Paper Scissors as Squidward start to take a nap when Mr. Krab take a step around Wario punch with the punch denting the boat. Avoided the move, Mr. Krab throw his owns punches at Wario getting with each blows connection to Wario body until Wario knock into his bus causing it to shake.
Mike: Wario, do you need some assistance in this fight.
Wario: Please, I got this crustacean!
Mike: (Wario take a bite onto Mr. Krab arm as he try to shake Wario off and Start to run around) O.K boss. (Walk back into the bus to continue the game.)
As Mr. Krab runs around slamming Wario into the ground multiple times, he was able to shake him off just as Wario grab a fire flower to throw multiple fireball balls. Each one Mr. Krab dodges as he jump over them to pull out a flamethrower.
Mr. Krab: Guess it time to fight fire with fire!
The flames quickly spread across Wario making him scream from the pain with Mr. Krab laughing. What he didn’t know that run across him multiple times up to Wario was able to pull out the fire hydrant from the ground using the water to put out the flames. Feeling relive from the pain, he pull out a Bom-omb as he chuck it toward Mr. Krab launching him into the air. In the air Wario air juggle him with his claps before jumping over him to pull out a mush room increasing his size.
Mr. Krab: Mommy.
Wario huge size crush Mr. Krab by his weight alone much as Mr. Krab using his strength to lift him into the air and slam him into the ground multiple times until Mr. Krab throw him into multiple cars. Enough time to pass as Wario shrink to Mr.Krab pulling out the hammer out of nowhere ready to squash him.
Mr. Krab: Time to show you how tough is armor-abs Krab truly is!
He slam Wario with every blow from his hammer; however, Wario sprang from the ground like a spring toy hitting Mr.Krab into the ground. Taking the quick advantage, Wario stomp Mr. Krab when he transform back to normal and ground pound Mr.Krab into the ground.
Mr. Krab: Hey, get off of me you big oof!
Wario: You’re not going anywhere what I’m planning.
Wario start to charge his Waft as the WarioInc employees look in shock as Ashley cover the bus in dark mist for protection with the rest of them looking confuse.
Mr.Krab: What the? What is the big idea!
Spongebob: (Pull out a piece of paper) Hey Mr. Krab, do you want a little assistance?
But with the full force of the atomic Waft, it create the blast with his signature mustache and it crumble much of the building to launching many cars with the bus being the only one standing.
Wario: (Get out from the ground) Ha, I’m…
Without warning, an iron claw slam him into his head as it reveal Mr. Krab in his super hero form ready to finish the battle.
Mr. Krab: Far from it you buzzard brain!
Wario: Cheater! Time to cheat!
Pulling out a garlic, he shallow it whole to transform into his own super form as the battle near it end, and Mr. Krab launch both of his claws toward Wario. Wario avoided each one by using a shoulder tackle to launch it to the other direction to a jump over the other one. Close for an attack, Wario grab Mr. Krab and punch him multiple times as far as the claws flying back slam into Wario’s head to release his grip on Mr. Krab. Using the last of his strength, Mr. Krab launch his fist ready to finish the battle, but Wario was able to eat one of the hands as he burps.
Mr. Krab: How dare you!
Wario just grin as he was able to eat the other mechanical hand leaving him weak to attack, and Wario walk up to Mr.Krab as he lift him up as he start to dip him into butter.
Mr. Krab: Not the butter! Nooooo!
The battle end with Wario taking a chomp of Mr.Krab entire body whole as he give out peace signs when he say.
Wario: I’m number one! (His stomach start to feel painful) Oh no, maybe I shouldn’t have it with butter! (Runs into the bathroom as it zoom into his stomach)
Mr. Krab: Look it that fortune of being inside of a stomach happens, look I have time to finish my word puzzle while I wait for nature to do her work. ( The stomach acid start swirl into the intestine as Mr. Krab look on)
Verdict[]
Ringmaster: Well, at least he still alive, but coming out from a place that will scar him for life.
DUMMI: Wanting to end this quickly, why did Wario come on top.
Wiz: Good question, while Mr. Krab is more of the agile fighter when compare to SpongeBob and that both should survive the universe being destroy, he couldn't compare to the raw strength of Wario tenacity.
Ringmaster: With his crazy reaction to different effects, many of the weapons from the flamethrower to the hammer would just give Wario the extra edge he need it for battle.
Wiz: Then he have way much more destructive weapons to increase his size, shoot fireballs, and become invincible for a few seconds. Also that he face characters who can create solar systems while the best Mr. Krab can do is from Patrick storm summoning feat.
DUMMI: And you can't say that he should be powerful as SpongeBob who can destroy the universe because he doesn't have the wacky cartoon physicals that SpongeBob or Patrick have especially when he can only turn his fist into crushers.
Ringmaster: And finally he couldn't wait for Wario to tire himself out since his regeneration isn't as powerful as SpongeBob. Remember, from the time he have to visit the doctor when his claw chip, need to reattach his arms back to place, and it took days to regrow his armor back to place. Include that his attack wouldn't scratch him and Wario can simply swallow him whole, making him the winner.
Wiz: Hope this battle won't make him Krabby.
Ringmaster: At least you're getting better with your puns.
DUMMI: The winner is Wario.