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Morgoth VS Cyn
Morgoth VS. Cyn
Season 1
Overall Episode 1
Air date Oct 20, 2024
Written by Hsharpe
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Combatants[]

Melkor/Morgoth - The Silmarillion

Cyn - Murder Drones

Interlude[]

Boomstick: Morgoth, the First Dark Lord and Master of Sauron!

Wiz: And Cyn, the First Host of the Absolute Solver!


Boomstick: Where there is good, there is evil! Where there is light, there is darkness! Where there is order, there is chaos! Where there is creation, there is destruction! AND WHERE THERE IS LIFE, THERE IS DEATH--!!

Wiz: Okay, okay we get it, Boomstick! Mighty indeed is white, but black shall eternally remain mightier still... definitely didn't take that straight from the Two Towers.

Boomstick: He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle!

Morgoth[]

Wiz: Long before the existence of everything, before space, before time, before concepts, before dimensions, before all… there was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar. And from His thought, He created the Ainur, and they existed with Him before aught else was made. Under Eru, the Ainur sang and weaved themes of virtue and light, and Eru was glad. Thus at His command, the Ainur commenced the Ainulindalë, the Music of the Ainur!

Boomstick: But one of these guys just had to be an asshole!

Wiz: At the height of the the Music, the greatest and mightiest of the Ainur, Melkor, began to weave parts of his own thought that were not in line with the themes of Eru. Prior, Melkor had gone alone through the Void, seeking the Flame Imperishable, as he wished to create beings of his own, yet could not find the Flame, and being alone he had begun to conceive thoughts of his own that had deviated from his brethren—

Boomstick: Alright my turn to do the talking! As Melkor integrated his own diabolical thoughts in the Music of the Ainur, it caused chaos and discord to rupture about, and shake the halls of Ilúvatar! Then papa Eru stood up and told Melkor, TO HIS FACE, that everything the dude did was part of His plan anyways… I’m sure that won’t backfire in any way at all.

Wiz: You have your way with words, Boomstick. At this time, Melkor had withdrawn unto him many Ainur, and they remained by his side even until the end of days. Descending into Eä, the other Ainur who had remained loyal to Eru fashioned the empty universe, bringing forth great things in regions unmeasured and unexplored.

Boomstick: Ohh but bad boy Melkor had other plans! Seeing his fellow angels doin’ all fancy work with sunshines and rainbows, Melkor wanted to take over all that the Valar, the higher-tier Ainur, created, he fought them in a great battle that shook the cosmos and devastated the new, unmade world! If this guy isn’t the textbook definition of senseless destruction, then tell me this… who else is?

Wiz: Aaaanyway, Melkor warred against the Valar for countless ages, maintaining the upper hand throughout most of those periods. The Valar even had their companions, the Maiar, at their sides, and Melkor still had the upper hand over them.

Boomstick: Dude would have to be stacked to the brim with all sorts of cosmic and magical abilities to pull that shit off!

Wiz: You would be correct there, Boomstick. Melkor had a share in all the knowledge and powers of the Valar, effectively making him a jack-of-all-trades. Among these powers were Elemental Manipulation, from air, to water, to fire, and even earth and shadows…

Boomstick: Suck on that, Avatar!

Wiz:… Intangibility and Incorporeality thanks to the spiritual nature of the Ainur, Shapeshifting as the bodies of the Ainur are little more than clothing to them, also granting them Low-Godly Regeneration, Soul Manipulation as the Ainur could emit their influence upon the souls of others, and last but certainly not least… True Immortality, for the origins of the Ainur predate creation and its concepts, and they are purely and utterly deathless, even when reduced to pure impotency, and due to their natural states as spirits, the Ainur are beyond any kind of death, even bodily death.

Boomstick: It’s what happened with Sauron. Even after the dude had his power dispersed when the One Ring was destroyed, he was literally still alive, just as a powerless, impotent shadow beyond any point of recovery.

We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.

Wiz: But that isn’t all of Melkor’s abilities, oh no. The abilities of the Ainur are vast, almost innumerable, but a lot of their most noteworthy abilities are Matter Manipulation, Telepathy, Empathetic Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, and finally… Subjective Reality through Words of Command and Songs of Power.

Boomstick: To basically explain, the Ainur use "Songs of Power" and "Words of Command" to induce effects on reality according to their will or words, as seen in magical duels like with the Battle of Sauron and Finrod, which is where the Subjective Reality shindig comes in. The Ainur shaped Eä's reality through the Music, introducing concepts like fate, mourning, and evil, though their power to create/destroy concepts diminished once they entered the world, but didn’t completely fade, since they could still influence their chief concepts, their Concept Manipulation comes from this. The Ainur have powerful mental communication abilities, capable of engaging and influencing minds over vast distances, even across physical limitations, Telepathy. The Ainur are surrounded by a powerful aura, which can affect those around them, bringing joy or amazement and presumably sorrow or fear to those near them, Empathic Manipulation. And lastly, the Ainur have the power to shape and manipulate physical matter, as demonstrated in their creation of the universe and their own physical forms, Matter Manipulation.

The camera is slowly zooming in on Boomstick as he continues talking.

Boomstick: Melkor himself also demonstrates a few unique abilities of his own, like Curse and Fate Manipulation when he cursed a guy and his family with misfortune and despair by designing a future for them by the force of his own will. Power Absorption by sapping the power from Ulmo’s waters and could probably do so with light, though that probably causes him pain. And as expected, Melkor has Dark Magic and Sorcery. I mean come on, of course he would. His greatest servant Sauron has it, so why wouldn’t Melkor? Anyway with his Dark Magic, Melkor could Corrupt beings and twist the creations of others, which he did to a bunch of Elves and turned them into Orcs, he’s got Necromancy allowing him to control the dead through the use of Dark spirits, he has control over the very lands itself which he can use to erupt volcanoes, create massive storms and clouds of ash, and has Fear Manipulation that’s so powerful, he could scare a person’s soul out of their body with it! All that on top of his Godlike strength which he can use to slam massive pits in the ground. Oh and also Illusion Magic cuz Sauron has that.

Wiz stares in surprised silence.

Boomstick: …What? It’s all badass.

Cut back to the analysis.

Wiz: I think we’re getting a little sidetracked… where was I? Oh yeah. With all these powers, it’s safe to say Melkor was a true force of darkness. He’s spilled oceans, trampled mountains, razed valleys, and destroyed the Two Lamps, which ravaged the whole world, yet Melkor was unharmed by the devastation.

Boomstick: Determining the exact amount of destruction is gonna be pretty difficult, but based on the descriptions of the Lamps’ destruction altering the symmetry and shape of Arda, we’re looking at something in the ranges of 646.570 Petatons to 14.554 Exatons of TNT!

Wiz: Well, this is obviously just a rough guess due to how vague the destruction of the lamps were and the different dimensions of Arda at the time of the Lamps’ destruction. But we do however have other higher levels of feats from both Melkor and the Valar. In primeval times, Melkor was capable of altering the orbits of either the Earth or the Sun, either one is possible, which would’ve yielded an energy output of 640.236 Zettatons to 12.573 Quettatons of TNT respectively.

Boomstick: Now THOSE are big numbers!

Wiz: But we aren’t done there. The Valar are stated as having a command, great individually almost complete as a united council, over the physical material of Eä, which is a limitless and infinite universe. As a low-balled estimation, being able to influence, create or destroy the observable universe alone would require about 2.825 QuettaexaFoe, or 6.752x10^82 (67 Sexvigintillion) Tons of TNT!

Boomstick: To put it simply, the Valar built the material universe and can influence it, which is infinite in size, meaning they’re around High Universal, even individually. And Melkor was superior to all of them combined! We’re reaching a point in the show where numbers become completely meaningless…

Wiz: Too true, Boomstick… too true… Moving on though, Melkor isn’t a pushover when it comes to speed either. He’d at least be superior to his creation, Ancalagon the Black, who fought and kept up with Eärendil piloting Vingilot for a whole day and night. Vingilot could fly from Earth to the starless voids and back all in less than a day. The term ‘starless voids’ gives us two ends. Assuming Vingilot reached the nearest void to Earth, that being the Local Void, which is 75 million light-years away from Earth, it would had to have been traveling at around 54.75 billion times the speed of light. However, assuming Vingilot traveled to the edge of the observable universe and back to Earth in a day, and that Arda is the same distance from the edge of the universe as our Earth is, which it’d likely be, then Vingilot would’ve been around 33.96 trillion times faster than light.

Boomstick: And to think that’s Melkor’s physical speed alone!

Wiz: That’s right, Boomstick. The Ainur are capable of traveling at any speeds they desired, being able to instantly appear anywhere they desired within Eä and exploring the past at will. However, the future is something they can only explore so far as the design was made clear to them during the Music.

Boomstick: Now you may be thinking, “but Wiz, if the Ainur can travel to the past, then why didn’t they use this to kill their enemies in the past or warn their past-selves of the future?”

Wiz: A good question, and one I have the answer to. You see, there’s something called the “Music in being”, and its nature goes like this, quote: "The longer the Past, the more nearly defined the Future, and the less room for important change (untrammeled action, on a physical plane, that is not destructive in purpose). The Past, once 'achieved', has become part of the 'Music in being'. Only Eru may or can alter the 'Music'." - Morgoth's Ring: Part Five, Myth's Transformed (iii), end-quote. Essentially, in the world of the Lord of the Rings, the past cannot be changed in a way that affects the present or the future. Neither can the future be changed. This grants all characters within the Legendarium, including the Valar and Melkor, Type 2 Acausality.

Boomstick: So basically, that means time travel ain’t got shit on them. Suck on that, Reverse Flash! You too, Green Lantern; your “time, huh?” trick is no use!

Wiz: But that isn’t all. There’s another thing called the “Barrier of Unwill”, which is within every individual mind. It prevents mental penetration by even the likes of Sauron and Morgoth without consent. Furthermore, it’s stated that this barrier is an únat, a thing impossible to be or to be done, which refers to the cosmic laws established by Ilúvatar that are impossible to break. This essentially means that no one but Eru could bypass the Barrier of Unwill. Another thing; Souls (called fëar in the Legendarium) with Free-will are indestructible, because the Free-will of the soul is sustained by Eru Himself, once more meaning that only Eru could truly destroy the souls of individuals from the Legendarium. While there are statements saying that not even Eru can destroy it, this is less of a "can't" and more of a "won't", as contextualized here, quote: "...the Children of God, Men and Elves (the firstborn) respectively, and could not be altered by anyone (even a Power or god), and would not be altered by the One, except perhaps by one of those strange exceptions to all rules and ordinances which seem to crop up in the history of the Universe, and show the Finger of God, as the one wholly free Will and Agent." - Letters of Tolkien: Letter 156”, end-quote. This means that Eru will not allow the destruction of a soul with Free-will, even from its own side.

Boomstick: Man, this verse is a lot more overpowered than people give it credit for…

Wiz: After countless ages of warring with the Valar, being imprisoned by them—

Boomstick: Wait didn’t Melkor beat their asses for countless ages? How’d they beat him?!

Wiz: That’ll be explained in a little while. As I was saying, for a long while Melkor had remained imprisoned by the Valar, and after being released, he deceived them into believing he had repented, and with this sowed lies among the Elves, especially one Elf in particular; the mightiest of them all… Fëanor!

Boomstick: Feeno—

Wiz: Fëanor.

Boomstick: Fëanor… Jesus, Tolkien really gave these guys real tongue-twisters for names…! Anyway, Fëanor created three beautiful gems, from the essence of the Two Trees of Valinor, basically the replacements for the Two Lamps and parents of the Sun and Moon, called the… Simarls? Silars?? Sil—

We abruptly cut to Wiz and Boomstick.

Wiz: Silmarils!

Boomstick: OH YEAH! Wait didn’t you have those things on a headpiece of yours?

Wiz: Yep, right here.

Wiz pulls out a three-spiked iron crown holding the three Silmarils.

Boomstick: Ooo! Very shiny! Lemme hold!

Boomstick grabs the crown from Wiz, and looks closely at the Silmarils.

Boomstick: The Fenah dude really blew it outta the park making these things! I just wanna hold one…

Boomstick slowly takes off one of the Silmarils, much to Wiz’s horror.

Wiz: WAIT DON’T DO THAT I FORGOT TO TELL YOU—

The Silmarils instantly burn Boomstick and gradually begin to melt him, while Wiz shields his eyes as Boomstick yells in burning pain.

Boomstick: AAAHHHHH I’M MELTING, I’M MELTING!! OHH, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!

Boomstick is melted away completely as his clothes are now a pile of ash. Wiz on the other hand grabs a nearby set of blacksmithing tongs and carefully picks up the Silmaril, before placing it back on the iron crown. Then it’s back to the analysis.

Wiz: Back to where we left off, Melkor coveted the Silmarils for their beauty and light, and in an attempt to take them, enlisted the help of a demon of the void, Ungoliant, into aiding him into sowing chaos among Aman. With her help, Melkor destroyed the Two Trees of Valinor, murdered Fëanor’s father Finwë, and stole the Silmarils. In despair and rage, Fëanor cursed Melkor, and named him…

MORGOTH BAUGLIR!

Boomstick: Ahh, finally. We’ve reached the point we’ve all been waiting for.

Wiz: Returning to Middle-earth, Morgoth set the Silmarils upon his iron crown, though they had burned him and left him scarred.

Boomstick: The Silmarils have the essence of the Two Trees of Valinor as mentioned earlier. These Trees were not ordinary trees at all, but divine constructs that represent the light of creation itself! A single fruit from the golden Tree, Laurelin, created the Sun, a single flower from the silver Tree, Telperion, created the Moon, and the dew of Telperion created all the stars in the night sky.

Wiz: Varda, Lady of the Stars, then hallowed the Silmarils so that any mortal or evil hands that touched them would be subjected to the blazing light within. The Two Trees were compared to beech trees, so with this in mind we can calculate how much energy the Two Trees have in total. With the estimate that the Two Trees had around 30,000 fruits, the total number of fruits grown by a single beech tree, and flowers respectively by the time of their destruction, and that one fruit of Laurelin equates to one sun (164.19 Quettatons or 6.87E+41 J), and one flower of Telperion equates to one moon (29.5 Exatons or 1.236E+29 J), we get these results…

6.87E+41 x 30,000 = 2.061E+46 J = 4.925E+36 (4 Undecillion) Tons of TNT

1.236E+29 x 30,000 = 3.708E+33 J = 8.862E+23 (886 Sextillion) Tons of TNT

Source of calculating

Boomstick: And that’s not even including the dew! But given how big these numbers already are, I don’t think we need to go any further. By adding both results, we find out that the 4.925E+36 Tons of TNT pretty much overwrites the 8.862E+23 Tons, so we'll be using that as our baseline. By multiplying it by three, we get 1.4775E+37 Tons of TNT, or over 14 Undecillion Tons of TNT! That's quite an undecipherable amount of power!

Wiz: You’d be right on that. Morgoth had endured the sheer energy of the Silmarils, yet they did not leave him untouched. He had been burned by them, and by the time of the First Age and the rising of the Sun, Morgoth had become bound to his physical form; Incarnate, if you will. This resulted in Morgoth losing a considerable portion of his power, having dispersed it all into the physical matter of Arda, if not all of Eä, turning it all into his own One Ring.

Boomstick: Once the First Age began, Morgoth did not waste time in the kitchen, and got to cooking! He amassed armies of Balrogs, created dragons, and caused mass genocide and fiery destruction for more than 5 centuries.

Wiz: During one of his battles, Morgoth dueled the High King Fingolfin, and rent great pits in the earth that belched fire and smoke. And while the Dark Lord had won, he had received severe wounds that left him with a limp. Yet he endured and continued his dark schemes. During the Nirnaeth Arnoediad, the Battle of Unnumbered Tears, Morgoth had the mortal man Húrin Thalion, and after being defied by the great warrior, he instilled a curse upon both Húrin and his family, driving them down into misfortune and despair.

Boomstick: Húrin’s son, Túrin, had the worst of it. The guy ran away from his foster dad when he caused the death of a douchebag, said foster dad was actually gonna forgive him right away cuz he didn’t like the douche who Túrin caused the death of, accidentally killed his best friend, who was trying to rescue him, and uhh… oh god, married and banged his sister without realizing it was his sister. Eughhh…! Well at least Túrin put himself outta his own misery by impaling himself through the chest with his sword.

Wiz: Morgoth’s devastation didn’t end at the slaying of Fingolfin or the cursing of Húrin’s family. Through a traitorous Elf, the Dark Lord learned of the location of the hidden city Gondolin, and sent a great host of Balrogs and dragons to destroy.

Boomstick: And guess what: it succeeded! At last, after many ages of war and battle, it seemed that Morgoth was on the verge of victory. The Children of Ilúvatar and all of Arda will finally burn beneath his heel!

Wiz: And yet… there was only one thing that stopped him, his truest weakness. Morgoth had cunning, strength and armies, sure, but ultimately, due to his own dark nature, he could not understand the nature of good, thus resulting in him grossly underestimating his enemies.

Boomstick: His newly-Incarnate state didn’t help him either. After all that dispersing of power into the fabric of reality and into his servants and becoming bound to his physical form, he was now incredibly paranoid, resulting in him gaining a cowardly demeanor. And his wounds received from Fingolfin also didn’t help at all, since he was now bound to his body, he could no longer regenerate his body, at least not as quickly as he used to.

Wiz: With the aid of the mariner Eärendil convincing the Valar to save Middle-earth, the great Host of Valinor assembled under the banner of Eönwë, Herald of Manwë. And marching upon the lands of Middle-earth, they warred with Morgoth and his vast army, and finally vanquished them.

Boomstick: Morgoth attempted to pull a trump card on ‘em by sending out his winged dragons, led by Ancalagon, which worked for a little bit, but thanks to Eärendil swooping in like Superman flying down from the sky, the dragons were destroyed, and Ancalagon took a little slip and destroyed the three mountains of Thangorodrim.

Wiz: At last, Morgoth was defeated for a second time, thrown down by Eönwë, the Silmarils stripped from his crown, and cast out into the Timeless Void. But the war was not won without heavy loss. Middle-earth was left scarred by the aftermath of the Great War between the Host of the Valar and Morgoth’s Forces, and the evil that Melkor, the Mighty and Accursed, Morgoth Bauglir the Power of Terror and Hate, had sown into the heart of the World shall forever remain until the end of days, like a seed that cannot be broken and does not wither, and it shall sprout anew and bear dark fruit, a reminder of Morgoth’s malice, and the true hatred of HE WHO ARISES IN MIGHT!

Summary of Info[]

Background[]

  • Name: Melkor
  • Other name(s): Morgoth Bauglir
  • Titles: He Who Arises in Might, The Great Enemy, The Power of Terror and Hate, The Elder King
  • Age: Immeasurable (older than the concepts of space and time)
  • First and Mightiest of all the Ainur
  • First Dark Lord
  • Master of Sauron and the Balrogs
  • Creator of the Dragons and Orcs

The Silmarils[]

  • AKA the Great Jewels, Three Jewels, the Jewels of Fëanor
  • Crafted by Fëanor
  • Contain the combined essence of the Two Trees of Valinor
  • Powers:
    • Cosmic Power
    • Light Manipulation
    • Holy Aura
    • Illusion Destruction
    • Protection from evil
    • Burning (of any mortal or evil hands that touch it... with a few exceptions)
    • Pain Inducement
    • Empathy and Comfort Inducement

Powers[]

  • Verse-wide Powers
    • Music in being - Changes to the past and future are unable to affect the present (Type 2 Acausality)
    • Barrier of Unwill - Present within every individual mind, this barrier prevents mental penetration by even the likes of Sauron and Morgoth without consent (Voluntary Resistance to Mind Manipulation, specifically Mind Control, Mental Attacks, Mental Scramble, Mind Absorption, Willpower Manipulation, etc.) - View this page for all the applications and techniques of Mind/Mental Manipulation
    • Indestructible Fëa - Souls with Free-will are sustained by Eru Ilúvatar, making them indestructible to all but Him (Absolute Resistance to Soul Manipulation, specifically Soul Destruction and Soul Absorption)
  • Powers of the Ainur
    • Godlike strength
    • Immortality
      • Low-Godly Regeneration
      • Intangibility and Incorporeality
    • Spirit form
      • Super speed
      • Time travel
    • Shapeshifting
    • Elemental Manipulation (Earth, Water, Air, Fire, Darkness, etc.)
    • Soul Manipulation
    • Matter Manipulation and Telekinesis
    • Telepathy
    • Empathetic Manipulation
    • Conceptual Manipulation
    • Subjective Reality (via Words of Command and Songs of Power)
    • Powers of the Valar:
      • Abstract Existence
      • Void and Dimensional Manipulation
      • Causality Manipulation
      • Sleep Manipulation
      • Locational Battlefield Removal (BFR)
      • Time Manipulation (Power of Vairë)
      • Life Creation (Power of Yavanna)
      • Dream Manipulation (Power of Irmo/Lórien)
      • Magical Forging (Power of Aulë)
      • Celestial Creation (Power of Varda)
      • Air and Lightning Manipulation (Power of Manwë)
  • Sorcery and Dark Magic
    • Curse and Fate Manipulation
    • Power Absorption
    • Corruption
    • Necromancy
      • Dark spirits
    • Weather and Geological Manipulation
    • Fear Manipulation
    • Illusion Magic

Feats[]

  • Mightiest of all the Ainur, as stated by Eru Himself
  • Disrupted and marred the Ainulindalë, the Music of the Ainur
  • Had a share in the powers and knowledge of the other Ainur
  • Fought the Valar and their Maiar for countless ages, and maintained the upper hand. The Valar had a command, both individually and as a united council, over the material of
  • Spilled oceans, trampled mountains and razed valleys
  • Destroyed the Two Lamps on his own, which devastated and irreversibly altered the shape and symmetry of Arda, and destroyed the Two Trees of Valinor with the help of Ungoliant, which plunged Aman into pure darkness
  • Endured the burning energy of the Silmarils, which contained the essence of the Two Trees, which created the Sun, Moon, and all the Stars in the night sky
  • Fought and killed Fingolfin, though received some wounds and a limp
  • Had turned all of Arda, if not indeed all of Eä, into his "horcrux", his own One Ring, and embedding it with his malice and power
  • Superior to all of his Servants, including Sauron, the Balrogs, Carcharoth, and Ancalagon
  • Cursed Húrin and his family with misfortune and despair

Weaknesses[]

  • If Morgoth spends his power affecting the material universe, he becomes more and more bound to his physical form and grows weaker in power
  • Cannot understand the nature of good, which leads him to greatly underestimate his foes and act incredibly arrogant
  • Any wounds he receives in an Incarnate form cannot be reversed for a long while
  • Prone to cowardice and had become usually reliant on his servants to fight for him, due to his Incarnate nature

Cyn[]

Wiz: In the very distant future, more than a thousand years to be exact, mankind has progressed with technological advancements that would revolutionize today’s world, all with the help of the greatest company of the future, with assistants that greatly follow orders, that never tire, and get the job done… Worker Drones, all manufactured by the admirable JC-Jenson--…

Boomstick: IN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!

Wiz: Through JCJenson, humanity was able to colonize countless worlds across the galaxy, one especially called Copper 9. Wait we’re getting a little ahead of ourselves. Anyway, back down on Earth, in—

Boomstick: In one particular mansion owned by the respectable Elliot family, who’re known for being classy, tenacious, alive, and most importantly… AUSSIE! Ahh, Aussies sure are sumthin eh?

Wiz: You’d be right there. But this world isn’t as shiny and celebratory as one may seem. In fact, the very Drones that humans created are more than meets the eye.

Boomstick: Did you just pull a Transformers reference?

Wiz: You know it. The Worker Drones, despite being incredibly sentient and capable of emotions, are nothing more than tools designed to complete their jobs, no matter how severe or demanding. Should a Drone fail to complete a job…

Boomstick: BAM! Off with thy head! Well, off to the scrapyard to be exact.

Wiz: The Elliot Family in particular are very abusive and dismissive of their Drones, so much so that entire mounds of dismantled and discarded Drone parts were just outside.

Boomstick: But it’s all fine, we humans of the flesh are superior to the rusting steel and have no reason to treat them as friends! Right?

Wiz: While that would be true for most, it didn’t stop one from befriending the Drones. And funnily enough, the Elliot family’s very own daughter… Tessa Elliot.

Boomstick: The lil Aussie had gathered a few of these drones as her bestest of pals: three in particular being the company-loyal J, the shy glass-wearing V, and the puppy-lover N. The dapper bastard is as dapper as one can imagine.

Wiz: But one of these drones was… off, not acting right. How is this possible? Well, let’s go over the idea of Zombie Drones. These kind of Drones usually manifest from Worker Drones that aren’t disposed properly…

Boomstick: And Tessa here was unfortunate enough to stumble upon one of these Zombie Drones, and she hasn’t realized it, but this Drone will mark the end of the world.

Wiz: A nameless Worker Drone who had been disposed improperly, a vessel for a greater power, fittingly named… Cyn.

Boomstick: Y’know I was just being dramatic about this Drone being the end of the world. These things surely can’t pose so much of a threat, like come on, look at the puppies! How would something so cute actually threaten the world?!

Wiz: Don’t let the innocent demeanor fool you, Boomstick. Matter of fact, Cyn herself isn’t even there, she’s been long dead. Her body now serves as the vessel for an eldritch being, a deadly virus, called… The Absolute Solver!

Boomstick: Yeah I don’t see how this thing is threatening… matter of fact, it looks like she’s being kept under control.

Wiz: Oh, you have no idea… The Solver merely used all this as an advantage, a means to an end. What everyone saw as punishment, the Solver saw as an opportunity. What everyone saw as superiors, the Solver saw as parasites. And so the Solver waited, using Tessa and her drones as pawns, and once the time was right… it was ready, to STRIKE!

A lightning strike reveals the true Eldritch form of the Absolute Solver.

Boomstick: HOLY SHIT! Okay yeah, now I’m convinced and worried! With its pieces in place and the cards drawn, the Solver warned Tessa to not come down to the main gala place, since Tessa had shown it and the trio kindness, as it didn’t want Tessa to see the carnage it was gonna cause.

Wiz: But alas, Tessa could not see the truth, for the Solver was doing this not out of sick pleasure… but to destroy the greatest disease ever created in the Universe: HUMANITY.

Boomstick: Tessa brought her robo-pals together and made a plan to stop Cyn and the Solver. With weapons ready and the plan set, there was no way this plan could go wrong.

Wiz: And yet, with a simple action, the Solver hijacked all of the Drones in the Manor, and commenced its plan: a total massacre. The Solver… had won.

We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.

Boomstick: Too early to have a happy ending, eh? Didn’t think so. Anyway, Cyn would need to have quite a bunch of abilities to pull all this off.

Wiz: Indeed so. The Solver had granted her a great many things, including Matter Manipulation, Hologram Projection, Telekinesis, Teleportation, Regeneration, Transmutation, and its most devastating ability yet… BLACK HOLE CREATION.

Boomstick: The black holes that the Absolute Solver makes are also pure nothingness, if you aren’t subscribed to the idea that they’re legit black holes, giving Cyn Void Manipulation. They’re also super-powerful, harboring enough power to destroy Ear— ohhh… yeah no, we’re super-screwed.

Wiz: Cyn also has quite the army as well. With the Solver, Cyn turned all of the Worker Drones in the Elliot Manor into the murderous machines we know V, J and N as… Disassembly Drones.

Boomstick: Remember when it was said these guys were made by JCJenson? Well that was a LIE! A lie to hide the truth! Disassembly Drones come packed with weapons of their own, including bladed wings, guns, knives, claws, laser cannons, EMP blasters, and more. Man Cyn cooked with this one.

We cut back to the analysis.

Wiz: Worker Drones themselves are also impressively tough as well. Going over to that exoplanet mentioned earlier, Copper 9, a resulting explosion from the core wiped out all life on it and ravaged the surface. Based on images of the explosion itself and the resulting crater, we’re looking at an energy output of 6.861 Ronnatons of TNT, or 6.861E+27 (6 Octillion) Tons of TNT.

Boomstick: Wait, WHAAAAT?! But the Drones get hurt by normal shit like bullets and forks and pens! How do they have this level of durability if they get hurt by the most simplistic objects?!

Wiz: Good question, and one I have an answer to. You see, the bullets of the Disassembly Drones aren’t normal bullets at all, given that they were made by Cyn and all that. In fact, all the weapons of the Disassembly Drones are designed specifically to kill Worker Drones with these levels of durability. Effectively, this means that the weapons of the Disassembly Drones are empowered by the Absolute Solver, allowing them to hurt individuals with such levels of durability. As for the pens and forks, let’s take a look at this line…

A clip is shown of J shouting “Damn the well-made quality-assured durability of JCJenson Products!!”

Boomstick: Alright I get it now. The pens, bullets and forks aren’t normal stuff at all. Hell, the Drones are really fast too. In one instance, we see a Worker Drone dodge a landing pod that flew from Earth to Copper 9 in a reasonable time frame, about a week based on the timeline of events. By looking at the distance Earth is from Copper 9, thanks to this diagram map of it, we could deduce that the landing pod was flying at around 940.348x to 6,582.437x the speed of light.

Wiz: Once again, using the argument mentioned above of the bullets and weapons of the Disassembly Drones being empowered by the Solver, this is pretty much legitImate. In fact, while we’re at it, we can also deduce how strong Cyn’s black holes are. By analyzing the diameter of the black hole compared to Earth’s, the black holes of the Solver can reach up to 3.118 Foe, or 7.452E+34 (74 Decillion) Tons of TNT.

Boomstick: Now that’s true power!

Wiz: With all this strength and all these abilities, it would seem like there’s no stopping the Solver, right? Well, the Solver has shown to have limitations. Severing the hands of a Solver-user can prevent them from using their abilities for a brief time, UV light can burn their invisible components and make them visible, destroying the core of a Solver-user can kill them permanently, and for Cyn in particular… she has a hard time picking up small objects like a scalpel in her eldritch form.

We cut to Wiz and Boomstick, with the latter laughing his ass off

Boomstick: HAHAHAHA! OHH THAT’S A VERY HILARIOUS WEAKNESS!

???: [Clear throat.]

Boomstick gets startled and jumps back towards Wiz, revealing Cyn standing still in her usual zombie-like pose, while Wiz anxiously pulls out the Crucifix Patch and points it at Cyn.

Cyn: [Hello, fwiends.]

Wiz: H-How did you get into the analysis room?! You’re not supposed to do that!

Cyn: [Womp, womp. I’ll be taking… over.]

Cyn summons a [NULL] black hole behind Wiz and Boomstick, which sucks them in and takes them away, leaving Cyn alone in the room. Now it’s back to the analysis.

Cyn: [Back to story time. Criss cross applesauce. With my pets and powers, I destroyed the mean humans, and then went to the pretty snow-globe. I wanted to assimilate it, for the flesh makes the ordered invitation, and all I needed for them was to… Let Me In. Giggle, giggle, giggle. Light sip. But I was met with resistance, especially from a purple-haired whore who likes too much nightcore... Uzi Doorman. She's a big meat-rider of big brother N, which I'm disgusted by. But that’s irrelevant, because I’m focusing on analysis. Throughout most of my time on the ice cube, I attempted to lure them into traps and get them killed by dingos, or by the environment. I even managed to take Uzi’s body for a little while a few times, killed the weird Russian orphan, and almost destroyed the planet. One thing I did was blow the core up again, teehee, which made a big kaboom. This kaboom was about 3.515 Yottatons, or 3.515E+24 (3 Septillion) Tons of Kaboom-Boom stuff.]

We abruptly cut to Cyn as she looks up at the ceiling, and it shows Wiz and Boomstick falling from the ceiling and on top of Cyn. Wiz quickly stabs Cyn in the face with the Crucifix Patch and then throws her into a portal, while Boomstick slowly stands back up with a look of horror on his face.

Wiz: Ugh, that planet was not human-friendly. Good thing I had that sword and gun. Boomstick?

Wiz looks to Boomstick who is still standing motionless with a traumatized look. Then we cut back to the analysis.

Wiz: Anyway… Uzi fought against Cyn and the Solver, freeing N and V from its evil claws, and at last—

Boomstick: Uzi rips her heart out and gulps it down, destroying Cyn once and for all and ridding the universe of a world-ending threat. In doing so, Uzi gets a new change in her eye color and now has the powers of the Solver. Let’s hope this time, there isn’t any more planet-destroying.

Wiz: But even after this defeat, the Eldritch AI waits, biding its time to strike again. While its main host may be gone, it finds another opportunity in Uzi, another opportunity to bring about the destruction of the cosmos and bring all the planets and galaxies in the universe to the knees of the SOLVER OF THE ABSOLUTE FABRIC.

Summary of Info[]

Background[]

  • Name: Cyn
  • Other name(s) and Titles: Little Antichrist, Robo-Satan
  • Age: 18-19 physically (based on the age of Uzi's classmates), 30s to 40s chronologically (based on the timeframe of events in the series)
  • First Host of the AbsoluteSolver
  • Says her actions just as she's doing them
  • Doesn't like humans (except Tessa)
  • Little sister of N

The Absolute Solver[]

  • AKA Solver of the Absolute Fabric, The Void, The Exponential End
  • Eldritch Hyper Intelligence
  • Spooky centipede mass thingy
  • Powers:
    • Matter Manipulation
    • Hologram Projection
    • Telekinesis
    • Teleportation
    • Regeneration
    • Transmutation
    • [NULL]
      • Black Hole Creation
      • Void Manipulation
      • Time Manipulation
      • Pocket Reality Manipulation
      • Sealing
    • Gravity Manipulation
    • Information Manipulation and Reality Warping

Feats[]

Weaknesses[]

  • Severing Cyn's hands can prevent her from using her abilities for a brief time
  • UV light can burn her invisible components and make them visible
  • Destroying her core can kill her permanently
  • Has a hard time picking up small objects like a scalpel in her eldritch form

Prelude[]

Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities!

Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!

Morgoth VS

Death Battle[]

Pre-fight[]

The scene opens up on Copper 9, right during the events of Cyn’s assimilation of Copper 9. Uzi and N had just touched down onto the surface and strike their rad pose. The planet shakes and causes the two to stumble, and right ahead of them on a nearby catwalk, Cyn slowly rises up standing on a glitching red light tentacle, holding Uzi’s purple [NULL] black hole.

Cyn: [Dropped this, silly.]

Cyn crushes the black hole and destroys it, causing the other surrounding light tentacles to become yellow and move once again, and bring chunks of the planet back down, shaking the place even more. N and Uzi stagger back due to the shaking, and N almost falls. Cyn steps off the tentacle as it slowly retracts.

Cyn: [Hello, Uzi… Hi N!]

Cyn happily waves toward N as she slowly limps toward him and Uzi, with the latter readying her Absolute Solver and the former readying a laser cannon.

Cyn: [I see. You will not talk to me because I have hurt... your feelings.]

Cyn breaks her leg while walking toward Uzi and N, but doesn’t seem bothered by it at all. Uzi looks to N, who appears scared and trembling, clearly terrified of Cyn.

Cyn: (voice slowly distorting) [Easier to assimilate than explain anyway.]

Cyn uses a [Callback Ping] on Uzi, attempting to take control of her. Uzi struggles as her eyes glitch to yellow, before going back to purple, showing she has resisted.

Uzi: Bite me!

Uzi looks over to N, readies her Solver once more, and nods. N nods back, but his eyes widen and go hollow as he quickly looks back to Cyn, who teleports right in front of the two and knocks N away.

Cyn: [Okee.]

Cyn slices off Uzi’s hand, teleports behind her, and then drives her hand through Uzi’s chest, ripping her core out. Cyn gives Uzi’s now-activated core a sadistic look, with Uzi looking back in horror, and Cyn wastes no time devouring Uzi’s core, killing her in the process. N screams in anger and charges at Cyn, who effortlessly swats him back. Pinning N down and ripping his arms off with a few biomechanical claws, Cyn slowly approaches him.

Cyn: [You next, eager beaver.]

Cyn giggles, and then begins clawing into N’s chest, repeatedly saying the words ‘Let me in’ as N looks in horror. Cyn reaches his core, and ruthlessly tears it out, before eating his core. Cyn has now killed both Uzi and N, the only ones who could’ve stopped her… on this world that is. Cyn leaves both Uzi and N’s mutilated corpses behind, and teleports to where J is. Seeing J fighting V, Cyn wastes no time in attacking V from behind, ruthlessly tearing her apart and extracting her core. J coldly watches on as Cyn devours V’s core, killing her as well. Then slowly turning toward Khan, Lizzy, Thad, and Sparky, J aims her missile launcher at them.

J: Good riddance to you idiots.

But suddenly, before J could fire, the ground trembles for a moment, then stops. Then it rumbles again, and again, like thunder booming underground. Both J and Cyn look behind them, as a huge mass of shadows now cloak a huge portion of Copper 9. Three bright blue glows appear in the dark in front of Cyn and J, followed by two glowing red eyes. J’s eyes go hollow out of fear, while Cyn stands there, cold and unfeeling. At last, the mysterious newcomer reveals himself, a tall being, dark and terrible, the mighty Dark Lord… Morgoth Bauglir. With each step he took, the ground cracked as fire seeped through, surrounding the Dark Vala.

Morgoth: I hath come to claim this planet in preparation of mine war against the Valar. Thou shalt relinquish it, and bend thy knee to me. Else, thou wilt be destroyed by mine power.

J’s eyes go even more hollow, but Cyn still stands unfazed. Cyn looks to J, who is clearly trembling at the sight of a larger and clearly more powerful foe. Cutting to J’s POV, it shows overwhelming walls of information on the sides of her screen, and Morgoth appearing as little more than a dark silhouette, and after just a couple seconds of analyzing, in bright red, this word appears…

RUN!

But then it glitches away as the Solver seems to take over, with the word ‘run’ now being replaced with ‘coward,’ as J’s visor now displays the iconic X on it. Meanwhile, Cyn rolls her eyes, and then tries to use a [Callback Ping] on Morgoth, but it doesn’t work. Then, she tries again, but it still fails. Cyn now displays an annoyed look on her face.

Cyn: [Why in the science won’t you listen?!]

Morgoth stared down at Cyn and J in cold silence, black smoke emanating through the cracks of his armor. While he was expecting an answer, he was just ready to bring his hammer down on them anyway. But then, Cyn looks back at Morgoth, and simply says…

Cyn: [I’ll just eat your insides out then.]

Cyn suddenly teleports left and right all around the place, and suddenly appears right in front of Morgoth. Morgoth quickly summons his Warhammer, Grand, and steps to the side, avoiding Cyn’s lunging attack.

FIGHT!!![]

Morgoth swiftly counter-attacks by raising Grond high up in the air, before hurling it down at Cyn like a both of thunder, but he misses and hits the ground instead, renting a massive pit in the ground that sends a shockwave down to the planet, creating a massive crack and an explosion that could be seen from space. Cyn sprouts four tentacles from her back and lunges at Morgoth again, who grabs her and then hurls her toward Copper 9’s ringed moon, with enough force to create a massive crater on the side of said moon.

However, Cyn was unharmed, and then uses the Absolute Solver’s Telekinesis to tear out chunks of the moon she was standing on and hurls them at Morgoth, who bashes them to pieces with Grond. J attacks Morgoth from behind, firing missiles at the Dark Lord, but Morgoth quickly disposes of the missiles, reducing them to ash and dust with a simple gesture. J’s eyes went hollow as she quickly switches to a laser cannon, which she fires at Morgoth. Once again, Morgoth disrupts her attack, freezing the light beam in place simply with his thought.

Morgoth: Thy efforts, whilst futile, art admirable. And for that, I shalt make thy end swift and painless.

Morgoth deflects the light beam right back at J with a simple gesture, but J dodges the beam and then turns her hands into blades, unfolding her bladed wings before charging right at Morgoth. Once she was in melee range, J quickly swings her blades down at Morgoth, but the Dark Lord casually blocks it with Grond, before grabbing J by the face with one hand, and then instantly burns her to a crisp, incinerating her body and leaving her core behind, which Morgoth instantly steps on, killing J and removing her from the battle.

Cyn: [Eye roll. She was worthless anyway.]

Cyn summons a [NULL] in the palm of her hand, and then flings it at Morgoth, who casually tilts his head to the side, thus avoiding the [NULL], which merely hits Copper 9 and causes another big explosion. Teleporting down ahead of Morgoth, Cyn then tries to use the Absolute Solver to crush the Vala. While it seems to work for a moment, Morgoth breaks free and sends a wave of fire at Cyn, whose eyes go wide as she teleports out of the way and on top of a nearby school bus… wait how did that get there?

Cyn: [L O L. You missed.]

Morgoth growls in annoyance as he then begins to slowly tear island-sized chunks of rock off Copper 9, before hurling them all at Cyn. Cyn’s eyes widen for a second, but she then gets gritty and uses the Absolute Solver to either redirect the chunks, destroy them, or send them back at Morgoth. Morgoth on the other hand uses Grond to bash apart any chunks of rock that were hurled back at him. Slowly, the Dark Lord approached the Eldritch Robo-Antichrist, each of his footsteps shaking the ground around them both.

Morgoth: Thou dost bore me with thy continuous struggle, thou insect.

Cyn: [Bored stare. Says the one who can’t squash me with his boot.]

Cyn teleports in front of Morgoth, now holding a sword in her hand, as she then rapidly swings with pure, sadistic aggression. Morgoth parries the first few strikes, then fabricates a cloak of shadows to briefly blind Cyn. Once the shadows dissipate, Morgoth attacks and swings Grond at Cyn, who steps out of the way, and then beheads Morgoth, with ease no less. Morgoth drops to his knees as his head rolls along the floor, as Cyn slowly approaches, dragging her sword along the floor.

Cyn: [Giggle. You were weak as I expected. It seems like I win—… again?]

Cyn suddenly notices Morgoth’s body become shrouded by shadows, then once the shadows vanished, it had been revealed that it was Khan who was beheaded by Cyn. Morgoth had used an illusion! The real Morgoth was right behind Cyn, who then bashes her with Grond, splattering her body apart. Cyn’s limbs and torso fall to the floor, her core hanging out of her ribcage and chest, though she quickly pieces herself back together, and then summons another [NULL] in her palm, hurling it toward Morgoth. However, Morgoth casually stops it in place, right in front of his chest, and then, slowly reaching his hand to it, the fallen Vala begins sapping power from it, and thus the [NULL] was now his to weaponize.

Morgoth: Observe, and witness thy power slip away slowly, and into mine grasp.

Morgoth then throws his corrupted [NULL] down at Copper 9, which obliterates the planet and sends debris of all sizes in every direction. Then, Morgoth creates multiple dark spirits in the palm of his hand, and sends some of them at Cyn, and others into the corpses of V, Uzi, N, Khan, and other dead Drones, now controlling them through these evil spirits, effectively like Barrow-wights but with robots.

Cyn: [Angry! Those are my toys to play with, not yours!]

Morgoth said nothing to respond, and simply commands the spirit-controlled Drones to attack Cyn, which they do, all pouncing at her from every direction. However, Cyn dodges and disposes of most of them with ease using the Solver, before dashing right toward Morgoth, and tackling him down to the remains of Copper 9, specifically near the original corpse spire. Once down there, Cyn turns her hands into flesh/metal claws, and begins clawing at Morgoth’s helmet, trying to get through. But then, Morgoth uses the light of the Silmarils to blind Cyn and force her to stagger back, though this in turn hurts him as well. Slowly, Morgoth rises back to his feet, summoning a black spear that was tipped with poison.

Morgoth: I hath had enough of thy silly little games. Now, back down.

Morgoth then throws his spear toward Cyn, but she stops it in place midair with the Solver, then turns it into a lump of flesh. The Eldritch vessel then telekinetically picks up a nearby building and brings it down on Morgoth, but he casually catches it with his bare hand, and then pulverizes it with a lightning bolt he summoned from above. The sky grew dark and became crimson, spikes of rock protruded from the ground around Morgoth, and forks of lightning trickled along the clouds.

Morgoth: Dost thou see now? I am the Great Power, and thou… art... NOTHING!

Upon saying ‘NOTHING’, the ground trembles around Morgoth and sends out a shockwave that obliterates everything around himself and Cyn, except for the corpse spire. Cyn quickly uses the Solver to explode Morgoth’s arm, which causes the Dark Lord to stagger back and almost fall to his knee. Cyn uses the Solver again to explode Morgoth’s leg, forcing him down to both of his knees.

Cyn: [Giggle. All that big talk, and you’ve failed to actually kill me. How pathetic.]

Cyn turns her right arm into a giant curved blade, and uses it to behead Morgoth, whose head rolls to the ground as his body collapses. Cyn steps on Morgoth’s head, and then crushes it beneath her heel, causing the Silmarils on it to pop out and roll onto the floor. But then, Morgoth’s evil laughter echoed through the planet, and he spoke from all directions…

Morgoth: Thou hast made a foolish mistake! By destroying mine corporeal form, thou hast removed the only limitation I held! Mine true power is at last set FREE!

A giant jet of flame blasted down onto the surface of Copper 9, several meters away from Cyn and the corpse spire. Then, once the jet of flame died down and became shrouded in smoke, Morgoth’s shadowy spirit revealed itself, slowly floating toward Cyn as the very world around him distorted. Then, accumulating matter around himself, Morgoth rebuilds his physical form and picks up his iron crown and the Silmarils, setting them both upon his brow once again. Cyn attempts to use the Solver on Morgoth again, but Morgoth slices off her hands and then forcefully rips out Cyn’s core with a simple thought, and slowly floats it toward himself, now holding it above his palm.

Morgoth: Behold now mine true power. Behold now thy powerlessness. Behold now... thy annihilation.

Morgoth burns Cyn’s core away and reveals the Absolute Solver’s true form in the form of a black hole that attempts to expand and trap Morgoth in it, but Morgoth uses his Valarin powers to keep it from doing so. Then, Morgoth stops time by doing a hand gesture that makes him look like he has stopped sowing something, and slowly walks past Cyn, who is powerlessly looking forward at where Morgoth used to be. Once Morgoth was right standing in front of the corpse spire and behind Cyn, he resumes time. Cyn looks around for a moment, and then to her behind and sees Morgoth, before attempting to lunge at him and grab her core back. But Morgoth telekinetically restrains her and forces her to her knees, and Cyn frantically says…

Cyn: [Panicking! Please, don’t kill me! I’ll do anything you ask—!]

Morgoth: NAY. I gavest thee but one warning, and thou didst not comply. Therefore, thou shalt be punished for thy fruitless defiance.

Morgoth holds his hand in front of himself, saps the power from the Absolute Solver’s black hole, and then crushes it in his palm, destroying it. He then blasts a powerful wave of fire towards Cyn, which slowly and gruesomely disintegrates her body down to the Drone frame, and once the flames died down, there was nothing left of Cyn but a charred bow and a melted down head with strips of flesh on it. Morgoth chuckles lowly, forms a black throne behind himself, and sits down on it, creating a loud boom as he did so. The skies of Copper 9 were now wholly crimson, and now rained fire and ash instead of snowflakes and… well, snow. Morgoth holds one hand upward, and a crimson Absolute Solver glyph forms on his palm, though the glyph slowly twists and becomes Morgoth’s own symbol, that of his iron crown.

K.O!!

Results[]

Boomstick: Well, uhhh… that happened. Morgoth now has control over super-advanced technology… OH GOD WE’RE ALL SCREWED!

Wiz: Well, this fight was a mix between a close fight and an utter mismatch. Both had the power to warp matter and alter reality as they desired, and both were incredibly cunning and smart in their own respective categories.

Boomstick: So it ultimately came down to who was more powerful. And it’s definitely no surprise Morgoth took the cake in that aspect.

Wiz: Cyn could tank 6 Octillion Tons of TNT, her strength was around 74 Decillion Tons of TNT thanks to her black holes, and she could move at about 940.348 to 6,582.437 times the speed of light. But by scaling to the Silmarils, the Valar and Ancalagon, Morgoth could withstand 14 Undecillion Tons of TNT, attack with the strength of more than 67 Sexvigintillion Tons of TNT, and move over 54.75 BILLION to 33.96 TRILLION times faster than light! That would make Morgoth over 1 Billion times more durable, over 1 Quindecillion times stronger, and over 8 Million to 36 Billion times faster than Cyn.

Boomstick: Another point for Morgoth were his weaknesses. Cyn may have been agile and flexible physically, due to their size differences and all that, but she had way more exploitable weaknesses. For starters, Morgoth could simply chop off her hands, preventing her from using her powers for a brief moment. Meanwhile, Morgoth was still capable of interacting with the material world even without a physical body.

Wiz: This is best demonstrated when the Valar and Maiar first warred with Morgoth following their descent into Eä. Even Maiar have shown this, with one good example being Tilion battling and defeating Morgoth’s dark spirits.

Boomstick: That isn’t the only factor. A large majority of Morgoth’s other hax were simply too much for Cyn to counter. His Void Manipulation and the Celestial Creation of Varda allowed him to interact with and destroy Cyn’s [NULL] black holes, his Precognition would’ve allowed him to see Cyn’s attacks before they even happen, and his Power Absorption allowed him to basically just take Cyn’s powers for his own.

Wiz: Not to mention, despite being the top dog of her world at the time, Cyn is a big fish in a pretty small pond… well, relative to Tolkien’s Legendarium at least.

Boomstick: While that may be good for Cyn at first, that means she’s far less experienced than Morgoth when it comes to facing dudes her size. Morgoth on the other hand, even in his weakened form, frequently tussles with beings of his own caliber!

Wiz: And a large majority of Cyn’s powers were easily countered by Morgoth’s own. They may have some abilities that are similar, but Morgoth easily has higher quality in his.

Boomstick: Plus, even if Cyn could damage Morgoth, he could simply reform his body either around his own spirit like clothing, or by accumulating matter around himself. Once Morgoth had Cyn backed into the corner, there wasn’t really much Cyn could do to stop him.

We cut to Wiz and Boomstick.

Wiz: Cyn may have been a horrifying danger to the cosmos, but Morgoth’s vast strength, ridiculous hax, and eons of chaos proved him the victor.

Boomstick: Looks like Cyn shoulda Solved this problem by adding More Goth.

We cut to the "Winner" card.

Wiz: The Winner is MORGOTH BAUGLIR!

Morgoth - Winner

Comparison[]

Morgoth[]

= Certain hax and abilities were similar in function

+ Vastly stronger and much more powerful

+ Had a lot of counters to Cyn's own hax, and some of his abilities would've granted him an instant win (i.e Subjective Reality, Curse and Fate Manipulation, Conceptual Manipulation, Fear Manipulation, etc.)

+ BRUTALLY outclasses Cyn in numerous aspects (i.e Strength, Speed, Durability, etc.)

+ Way more experienced

- Less agile and flexible (by virtue of his size)

- His Soul Manipulation wouldn't work on Cyn due to her lack of a soul

Cyn[]

= Certain hax and abilities were similar in function

+ More agile and flexible

+ Her robotic nature and lack of a soul made her immune to Morgoth's Soul Manipulation

- Far, FAR less experience

- None of her attacks could do any lasting damage to Morgoth

- Unable to counter a lot of Morgoth's other hax

- HORRENDOUSLY outclassed in numerous physical stats (i.e Strength, Speed, Durability, etc.)

Connections[]

The key connections between Morgoth and Cyn are that they are the main overarching villains of their respective franchises (Tolkien's Legendarium and Murder Drones). Both are threats on a cosmic scale and caused untold levels of devastation (Morgoth marred the very fabric of itself while Cyn massacred numerous planets, including Earth and Copper 9), and were the strongest of their brethren (the Ainur and Zombie Drones respectively). They are both very cunning manipulators, and are not afraid to resort to appearing friendly or innocent (Melkor deceived the Elves of Aman, including Fëanor, by giving them great knowledge and whispering lies regarding the Valar into their ears; meanwhile, Cyn deceived the humans and drones of Elliot Manor, including Tessa and N, by appearing innocent and helpless). Both corrupted certain species of their worlds and twisted them into something horrific (Melkor tortured the first Elves and corrupted them into Orcs, while Cyn gruesomely assimilated the Elliot Manor's butler drones and turned them Disassembly Drones), and both had the desire to destroy all of reality for differing reasons (Morgoth wants to destroy everything out of spite and hatred for his inability to truly create life, and Cyn wants to destroy everything presumably to satisfy the Absolute Solver's hunger). Finally, both Morgoth and Cyn are simply forces of chaos and destruction that will stop at nothing to achieve their goals... and they were both ultimately defeated by two glorious protagonists (Túrin Turambar and Uzi Doorman).

Original Track[]

SOLVER OF HATE

Composition[]

The track for this fight is “Solver of Hate” by Therewolf Media. It begins with a mix of nightcore and futuristic music, featuring rapid beats, high-pitched synths, and industrial percussion that symbolize the technological essence of the Absolute Solver, reminiscent of the Terminator OSTs. As the track evolves, it transitions into a heavy metal section marked by distorted guitar riffs, intense drumming, and robotic sound effects, representing the destructive power shared by the Solver and Morgoth, Following this, as Morgoth is on the verge of victory, the music shifts to a dark orchestral arrangement with eerie strings and horns, accompanied by choir vocals that hint at Morgoth’s mystical malice. The finale crescendos with haunting choir chants and powerful orchestration, culminating in a chilling sense of finality that encapsulates the ancient chaos of Morgoth as he triumphs and destroys Cyn.

Title[]

The title references one of the Absolute Solver’s aliases, that being “Solver of the Absolute Fabric”, with “the Absolute Fabric” being replaced with “Hate”, the most prominent thing revolving around Morgoth, with examples being his hatred of the Valar, hatred of Eru, hatred of the Races of Men, Elves and Dwarves, and hatred of all Arda.

Cover Art[]

The cover art depicts the nature of both the Absolute Solver and Morgoth. In the center lies Earth, cracked and burning, on the verge of falling apart. On the left side is the Absolute Solver’s three-pronged glyph/symbol and beneath it is a [NULL] black hole. On the right side is Morgoth’s sigil and above it is his mace/hammer, Grond. On the top of the cover is yellow binary code to symbolize the technological nature of the Solver, and on the bottom of the cover is fire and ice to symbolize the unnatural heat and cold commanded by Morgoth. There is also a scarlet lightning bolt striking at the cracking Earth.

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