Description[]
They are both highly intelligent humans who befriended T-rexes who together have faced incredible odds and survived. This is the Seventh episode of the Fourth season of Dandyclaw's Death Battle.
Interlude[]
Wiz: Long ago, when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, there was one species that was the undisputed king of them all: the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Boomstick: And today we are not only pitting two T-Rex in a fight to the death, but also the two humans who not only tamed them, but became their life long friends
Wiz: Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur, The Heroes of New York’s Lower East Side City.
Boomstick: And Spear and Fang, the Prehistoric Survivalists and Killers of Primal. He's Wiz, and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who will win a Death Battle.
Spear and Fang have the primal urge to win Death Battle[]
o Wiz: 6.5 million years ago, dinosaurs and other prehistoric creatures roamed the earth, unmatched and untamed.
o Boomstick: But in the world of Primal, an alternate prehistoric Earth, humans not only coexisted with these animals, they found a way to tame them. Within the walls of a dark but cozy cave lived a family of cavepeople led by a fellow caveman named Spear. I wonder where he got his name from?
o Wiz: Despite his primitive stature, Spear was a loving father, loyal husband, and typical hunter-gather caring for his family. But on one tragic day, Spear came home from a fishing trip to find his entire family being devoured by a pack of Horned Tyrannosaurus.
o Boomstick: Angered beyond belief, Spear slaughtered some of the pack and swore that he would kill the Alpha T-Rex that killed his family. Go get’em Tiger. While on the hunt, he came across another T-Rex with one rather large two into its mouth.
o Wiz: This Tyrannosaurus was known by her kind as Fang. Initially a lone dino, Fang would spend her days raising her two infants by hunting in the forest and fishing in the streams to bring them food. One Day while returning home from a hunt, Fang came across Spear entering her territory and would have killed him right then and there if not for the arrival of the rival Tyrannosaurus pack trailing behind him.
o Boomstick: Being the badass she was, Fang managed to fight them off, and was amazed to see Spear come to her aid when he realized she was not the T-Rex he was looking for and was in trouble. Fang was even more stunned when her babies began to nuzzle Spear and play with him as gratitude for protecting them. Baby dinosaurs playing with a caveman, now I’ve seen everything
o Wiz: But the tender moment was cut short when the Alpha Tyrannosaurus appeared, knocking Fang away as he ate her infants right in front of her as she could only look on helplessly.
o Boomstick: What a monster. The Alpha proved to be formidable in strength, so Spear and Fang had no choice but to team up to kill it and avenge their families' death. Spear and Fang briefly mourned for the loss of their families and later decided to stick together to explore new areas as a new family. Now I want a pet dinosaur too.
o Wiz: At First, Spear and Fang had a hard time getting along with each, having a difficult time working together to find food and stay safe.
o Boomstick: But hey, that’s typical when you get a new pet, there is bound to be some mistakes made on both parts.
o Wiz: But after some friendly bonding and reflecting on their mistakes, Spear and Fang eventually became a fearsome force to be reckoned with, overcoming any challenge that came their way.
o Boomstick: If you think they are just a normal t-rex and caveman, you are absolutely wrong. These two survivors are tough sons of bitches, because the things they’ve been through aren't the things you'd expect in that time period. I mean who fights off a monster who is basically a vampiric ninja serial killer, a giant gorilla with magic steroids, and a freaking zombie argentinosaurus! Jesus Christ! I'm either scared for my life right now or in awe of how awesome it would be to battle an undead dinosaur!
o Wiz: I'm with you on this one. Luckily for the primal duo they possess superhuman attributes which they would use to either tank hits from foes no normal human can survive or brutally kill off anything that attacks them.
o Boomstick: First let’s talk about Fang, who is the muscle of the team. A typical T-Rex stood on average about 17 to 18 feet from head to toe and weighed up to 9 tons. She has enough strength to fight off different creatures, managing to tear off the snout of a horned T-Rex with her jaws. She’s also powerful enough to tear off the heads of gigantic bats or puncturing the thick hide of a mammoth.
o Wiz: Fang's stamina is rather high as she is barely ever exhausted, running for long periods of time while still being able to fight without difficulties. She’s fast enough to run away from raptors and flying giant bats.
o Boomstick: ALL Hail the Queen of the Dinosaurs, other than Rexy of course.
o Wiz: Due to being a Tyrannosaurus, Fang's sense of smell is one of her greatest strengths. In normal times, she uses it to find her prey or detect enemies, but her heightened smell has helped her in near-death situations. She was able to detect the infectious scent among the corpses of sauropods, as well as being able to identify a mysterious killer by sniffing the corpses of its victims.
o Boomstick: Fang is also a ridiculously strong fighter. Her jaws and tail are especially powerful, which make her a deadly opponent in battle. She has a particularly strong and powerful bite, even greater than that of a crocodile, capable of breaking large chucks of wood and bone. One way or another, if you cross this mama dino, you’d better be prepared to fight for your life.
o Wiz: And even with her large size, Fang is shown to be pretty stealthy, as she is capable of using the color and stripes on her body for camouflage to blend in with tall grass or shady areas, remaining undetected by her prey.
o Boomstick: Okay, that’s scary. I’m no longer exploring the woods at night anymore for late night pee breaks.
o Wiz: Spear, on the other hand is the brains of the operation. As a Neanderthal caveman, Spear's body was better-equipped for survival than that of most modern humans. He has pushed himself to his limits and surpassed them, time and time again.
o Boomstick: Spear's most notable physical ability would be his strength. He has picked up and swung a large rock hard enough to break the leg of one of the T-Rex that killed his family.
o Wiz: Then there was the time he pushed Fang onto a makeshift stretcher and single-handedly pulled her weight for miles with little struggle.
o Boomstick: The things people are willing to do for their pets never stops amazing me.
o Wiz: Spear is an extremely deadly fighter, able to use any weapon he comes across. Furthermore, Spear could turn anything he found into a weapon as well. From clubs to his iconic spears, to swords and bow and arrows, if he finds a weapon, he’ll figure out how to use it in now time.
o Boomstick: I am so glad guns were not around at that time, which are words I’d never thought I’d say out loud.
o Wiz: Although he is a common Neanderthal, Spear is far more intelligent than he appears to be, using observation of a situation or target, figuring out the best solutions to whatever problems he and Fang faced to defeat their enemies, whether through violence or peace.
o Boomstick: But most of the time, he chooses violence. Because in this time period, who wouldn’t
o Wiz: Spear is a master of hunting, utilizing his spear to hunt game and even spear-fish. As a hunter, he is skilled in tracking down prey and how best to take it down by using either impressive strategies, the environment around him, and later trusting Fang as his hunting partner.
o Boomstick: These two have been through a lot of crap together, such as the time when both survived a flash flood filled with snakes and then proceeded to fall off a waterfall. Slaughtered man-sized bats that look like they came from hell itself. How about surviving a full-front assault by a horde of woolly mammoths? Fang survived being sandwiched by the two of them and Spear can harm these massive behemoths with pure strength alone.
o Wiz: They even traveled uncharted territory that's beyond their own comprehension, meeting both freed and foe alike.
o Boomstick: Like slaughtering an entire Viking village who had an army of bears at their disposal. I don’t know which one of these two was more of a beast, the man or the dinosaur.
o Wiz: But Spear and Fang’s new lives together were not all bloodshed and violence. During their travels, they came across a lovely runaway slave named Mira, who Spear took an immediate liking to.
o Boomstick: Hello Beautiful.
o Wiz: With her knowledge of catching food, crafting rafts, treating wounds, and being a badass in her own right, Spear and Fang welcomed her with open arms and claws as a fellow travel companion.
o Boomstick: And then there were three. But lets not forget, Fang also found some love in her life too. Fang eventually crossed paths with a Red T-Rex known as…well…Red and the two eventually spent the night together, if you know what I mean.
o Wiz: Well you are not wrong there, since they did eat some fruit that made them high off their tails. I wonder if it was consensual.
o Boomstick: Sure, Fang had to watch her new mate die in front of her, she soon laid a clutch of eggs that would hatch thanks to him. Looks like both Spear and Fang got what they truly wanted all along, a second chance to start a family.
o Wiz: But their happy lives were cut short again while attempting to sail back to Mira’s homeland, when they were eventually captured and held prisoner by an evil Egyptian Queen named Ima
o Boomstick: All Hail Ima, the certified Queen of the Bitches.
o Wiz: Really Boomstick?
o Boomstick: What?! She caused one of Fang's eggs to break and even forced the giant Kamau, who was originally part of a village of peaceful giants, to slaughter a village that peacefully surrendered to the invasion and offered their supplies, by keeping his daughter hostage.
o Wiz: If you lived in a world filled with much bigger predators and beings that can kill you in a million ways, it’s a kill or be killed world out there Boomstick, you got to use the cards you have.
o Boomstick: Okay I get the manipulation, but Where's the honor in that?!
o Wiz: Okay you might have a point there. After seeing the potential of having a violent T-Rex and savage Neanderthal in her army, Ima blackmailed Spear and Fang to join her reign of conquest, taking down entire armies alongside Kamau and taking their lands as their own. From Knight, to Vikings, there was no army that could stand the wrath of Spear and Fang. And if they resisted in any way, Mira and Fang’s remaining two eggs would pay the price.
o Boomstick: But soon all that Bloodshed took its toll on Kamau, and after seeing the look of fear and disappointment in his daughter’s eyes, started a rebellion against the Bitch Queen, finally giving her the proper death she so desperately deserved.
o Wiz: After fleeing away in another boat and saying goodbye to their new friends Spear, Fang, Mira, and Fang’s newly hatched infants found their way back to Mira home and were welcomed into her society with open arms.
o Boomstick: Well maybe like semi-opened arms, since not many people would be cool with the idea of having a T-Rex and Caveman living among you.
o Wiz: Despite finally finding peace for once in his life, Spear struggled to fit in with his new people and missed his original life. And if that wasn’t bad enough, trouble was once again brewing on the horizon
o Boomstick: Yeah remember the Viking Tribe that Fang and Spear slaughtered at the beginning, turns out the Viking leader was pretty pissed at those two, since they were technically responsible for killing his wife and child. On his deathbed, he made a deal with a Viking Devil Demon for the power to take his revenge. This turned him into a giant fire demon to hunt down and finish the wild man and his pet dino.
o Wiz: Although Spear and Fang were able to defeat the demon and save Mira’s home from being destroyed, Spear was left gravely wounded. Despite her tribe's efforts to save him, Spear eventually passed away due to his injuries, proving that neither one of them are as invincible as we may think they are.
o Boomstick: But not before Spear confessed his love for Mira and they two spent one last night together in the bed of love. Aw, True banging love.
o Wiz: Though Spear maybe gone, his legacy will forever live on in the hearts of Fang and her offspring, and in the blood of Mira and their daughter, who some fans have nicknamed Dagger
o Boomstick: Such a pretty name, Spear would be so proud.
o Spear and Fang charge into battle and begin slaughtering the army
Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur have the magic of science and Death Battle[]
o Wiz: Lunella Lafayette may look like your typical 4th Grader from New York, but there is one trait that sets her apart from the rest of her peers.
o Boomstick: She is one of the smartest people in the Marvel Universe, even smarter than Reed Richards aka Scenitst Supreme AkA Mister Fantastic, which as we know is saying a lot.
o Wiz: Lunella was a brilliant young girl living on the Lower East Side of Manhattan to her caring parents who owned a roller-skating rink. Even before she started school, she was shown to be incredibly intelligent, like building inventions from her toys and electronics her parents would leave lying around the house that she could get her hands on.
o Boomstick: Remember to keep your phones out of reach of incredibly smart kids. Despite being a smarty pants, her fellow students frequently mocked her and called her names like "Moon Girl," because of her name and the fact that she daydreamed about inventing strange gadgets.
o Wiz: Though she did feel a sense of loneliness due to this, it never stopped her from doing what she did best, making inventions that would benefit herself or mankind.
o Boomstick: Heck, she even found out she possessed the Inhuman gene, you know the dormant slice of genetic code present in about 12 percent of humans granting superhuman abilities. Man I'd love to be an Inhuman, I wonder what my powers would be.
o Wiz: Properly inexplicable... farting. But it also made her popular amongst her community, as Lunella would use her genius intellect to help her neighbors whenever their tools were on the fritz or car needed fixing.
o Boomstick: And they needed it. Although they weren’t under major threat, Lunella’s home would occasionally be under threat by small-time supervillains looking for a score, and all the other big time heroes were busy elsewhere trying to save the world in another dimension. So truthfully, all Lunella really wanted was to help protect her home.
o Wiz: Through her studies, Lunella discovered the Omni-Wave Projector, a device designed by the Kree, a blue-skinned humanoid race of extraterrestrial beings, which she found hidden beneath the Brooklyn Bridge
o Boomstick: Wow these Kree people really need to keep better track of their stuff.
o Wiz: While at school one day, one of Lunella's teachers, accidentally activated the device, and opened a portal across space and time from Dinosaur World of Earth-78411 to Earth-616, allowing the fearsome Devil Dinosaur to cross over into present day New York City while in pursuit of the Killer-Folk, a group of monkey people who recently killed his former human companion.
o Boomstick: I tell you Wiz, some of the craziest shit happens only in the Marvel Universe.
o Wiz: Devil Dinosaur is an altered red Tyrannosaurus Rex, who was nearly burned to death by a tribe of Killer-Folk, hostile beings native to his planet, but was rescued by a young member of a rival tribe, the Small-Folk. Exposure to the Killer-folk's fire activated a mutation in the dinosaur which gave him powers greater than others of his species and turned his skin from olive green to flame red. Devil Dinosaur was fiercely loyal to his constant companion and seemed more intelligent than the average dinosaur.
o Boomstick: After his arrival, Devil took an immediate liking to Lunella and began to follow her around and get in her business, whether she liked it or not. Lunella at first wanted nothing to do with the giant lizard, since he was driving her crazy by wrecking her neighborhood and driving her crazy. But after he saved her from the Killer Folk and forcefully taken away from her by an evil scientist, she began to feel sorry for him and how she treated him.
o Wiz: Deciding that nobody seemed to understand that she wasn't just a typical little girl, rather was someone who had big ideas, Lunella set her mind to locating Devil and rescuing him from his captors.
o Boomstick: Sneaking out in the middle of the night, she returned to her secret lab beneath her school and hacked into the NYPD where she discovered that Devil Dinosaur was being held at the American Museum of Natural History. Really, they put a giant prehistoric lizard at a museum, I can almost smell the irony.
o Wiz: Following some quick calculations, Lunella proceeded to suit up as the vigilante and took the name that used to despise, Moon Girl, donning a homemade battle suit, before heading up town to rescue Devil.
o Boomstick: After a whacky adventure, Lunella rescued Devil and the two decided to become heroes to the Lower East Side needed and protect it from all the threats their beloved city faced, no matter how big or how small.
o Wiz: Being one of the smartest people in the Marvel Universe, Lunella has genius level intellect and can build and design anything she puts her mind to. She is apparently capable of building simple things such as an automatic hands-free toothbrush to something as complex as a giant interdimensional portal.
o Boomstick: She’s got the brains of Einstein and the body of Elosie at the Plaza. Lunella wears a homemade battle suit, made from her fashion obsessed best friend Casey, consisting of boxing headgear, sensory goggles, suspenders, a computerized utility belt, and numerous other gadgets. This kid is just full of surprises.
o Wiz: She also carries around various weaponry that she has created, like her Force Field Hand for protection. This includes a spring-loaded boxing glove, bubble gun, and a taser gun; in addition to a sneeze powder launcher, and even a hand crank air raid siren. Meanwhile, her backpack is booby-trapped with a modified Simon Says game, which discharges soda when she yanks upon drawstrings hidden within the shoulder straps.
o Boomstick: And did we forget to mention that she is only 8 years old, well 13 based on the TV Series. But you get the idea, she is young and amazingly smart.
o Wiz: Lunella made use of retractable roller-skates as her primary method of transportation. They were even retrofitted with springs, which extended to allow the thirteen-year-old to stand at a height of roughly twenty feet, and were later upgraded into more advanced boots. But she needs an extra boost, her backpack housed a rear-mounted rotor, providing for sustained flight.
o Boomstick: Wow she’s smarter even than you Wiz
o Wiz: Ouch, that hurt, that really hurt.
o Boomstick: Well the truth hurts Wiz, deal with it.
o Wiz: Lunella possesses remarkable intelligence, even as a nine year old child. Based upon the limited data available, Amadeus Cho, the incredibly “Smart” Hulk later declared Lunella the "smartest person in the whole world" after giving her a device with a competence test, which she quickly completed, even though no one else had ever, not even its inventor and previous owner, Dr. Bruce Banner.
o Boomstick: To most hardened criminals, Moon Girl would look like a pushover wannabe hero, but when her 6000 lbs, 20 foot partner in crime comes stomping into the fold, they better rethink their strategies.
o Wiz: Devil Dinosaur is an absolute Beast of a creature. He is strong enough to hold his own against heavy hitters like the Smart Hulk and the Thing, smash through a building with no ill-effect, and hold back a speed subway train which can weigh up to 85,200 pounds.
o Boomstick: He can outrun traffic, and is said to run around 50 miles per hour. Together, Lunella and her pet Dinosaur have done a lot of good for the citizens of the Lower East Side. But not before getting blasted by the Terrigen Cloud that activated her Inhuman ability.
o Wiz: Following her Terrigenesis, Lunella inadvertently discovered she now possessed the ability to swap consciousnesses with Devil Dinosaur when she became enraged, hungry, or experienced other strong emotions, transferring her mind into his body and vice versa. While Lunella's consciousness is in the body of Devil Dinosaur, his consciousness is placed within her body, making it appear as if Lunella has become feral.
o Boomstick: The very thing she hoped either to gain or avoid, turned into a reality sooner than she ever anticipated. Just imagine it, you are walking home and you see a giant red T-Rex and it speaks to you, that’s cause anyone to either scream in terror or pass out. I’d think I’d choose the latter.
o Wiz: And let’s not forget all of the team ups these two have done throughout their adventures. From Daredevil, to Doctor Strange, to Spider Man, to the freaking Ghost Rider. Rubbed elbows with X-Men one day and the Defenders the next.
o Boomstick: Yeah these two have had their fair share of wacky adventures during their time together. But don’t let their appearances fool you. These two may not be a well oiled machine, but they have kicked more than their fair share of bad butt!
o Wiz: Moon Girl has flown fast enough to toss a ticking time bomb above the city skyline, battle a parallel version of herself from another universe, Outsmarted an army of Doombots and kept up with The Beyonder, an annoying celestial being with god-like powers, setting up emergencies throughout her city.
o Boomstick: Annoying is just one word to describe that guy. After all the wacky shenanigans this 4th wall breaker messed, nothing ever surprise me now
o Wiz: Oh, not even when it was revealed that Lunella’s grandma Mimi was the original “Moon Girl”
o Boomstick: WHAAA?! SHE’S THE OMG!!!
o Wiz: Decades before Lunella was born, Mimi was once part of a group of scientists known as The Enclaves who strived to achieve scientific greatness, until her coworker and Ex-boyfriend Morlack became obsessed with recognition. To keep their identities secret, the group assigned them code names, and Mimi went with the name “Moon Girl”. But that’s a story for another day.
o Boomstick: It’s no surprise Lunella had a mental breakdown when she found out her grandma knew her secret identity all along. And let’s not forget she once built a mecha triceratops out of LEGOs in only a few weeks. Heck it took me a month to build my first LEGO construction.
o Wiz: Not to mention it was made for two-year-old which makes absolutely no goddamn sense.
o Boomstick: You shut up and talk about her giant pet lizard, who she even taught how to use a Cell Phone with those midget little arms of his.
o Wiz: Devil dinosaur is a powerhouse of a dinosaur. He can throw dinosaurs like triceratops over his head like a sack of potatoes, gone toe-to-toe with Spider-Man and Wolverine, dogpiled by the Pet Avengers, and once teamed up with Godzilla.
o Boomstick: Wait how the heck did that happen.
o Wiz: Multiverse logic, don’t question it.
o Boomstick: Okay never mind. He also has a powerful roar that can send smaller opponents flying off the horizon. Both these two have their own set of strengths and flaws.
o Wiz: Lunella herself is still only human despite her intellect, so can be easily overwhelmed by a stronger opponent if she is not careful. Not to mention her ego and pride can lead her to backfire on her, and she suffers from Coulrophobia, or the fear of clowns.
o Boomstick: Well who wouldn’t after watching that IT movie. Devil on the other hand is not much of a thinker, and tends to sometimes rush into situations without thinking. And he is super reliant on his human companions to bail him out. But he is smart enough to use a cell-phone, which seems impossible with those tiny arms of his.
o Wiz: But no matter how unusual of a team they may be, Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur have proven time and time again that they have what it takes to be called heroes.
o Boomstick: Wiz, I want a pet T-Rex more than anything.
o Moon-Girl: Moon Girl Magic
o Devil Dinosaur: RAAAWR!!!!
Pre-Fight:[]
o Wiz: all right the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
o Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight:[]
It's a wonderful day with the sun shining down upon the forest where there lies numerous herds of prehistoric creatures feeding and drinking by the river. The ground starts to shake as the animals hear a massive roar from within the trees. Suddenly, a caveman riding a Tyrannosaurus Rex charges out and begins to chase after the animals as they flee, which is revealed to be Spear and Fang hunting down their next prey. They single out a large boar and Spear throws one of his weapons to slay it.
As the two begin to feast upon the animal around their fire, out of nowhere a strange portal opens up near the trees. Out from the portal emerges Devil Dinosaur with Moon Girl sitting on top of his head.
Moon Girl: Aw Man, Devil, where the heck are we. Something told me those coordinates for the Time Machine were wrong.
Devil: Rawr
As Devil shrugs his tiny arms, he hears growling from behind them as sees Spear and Fang glaring at them. Devil snarls back at them as Moon Girl adjust her goggles to get a better view.
Moon Girl: A Caveman and T-Rex together, now I’ve seen everything.
Devil: Grrrrrr!!!!
Feeling challenged by the unknown intruders, Spear picks up his spear and mounts on top of Fang before they charge at Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.
Seeing the incoming cave man and dinosaur, Devil grabs Moon Girl by her jetpack with his teeth, pulling her out of the way. Spear and Fang skid to a stop and turns around to face the East Side heroes, growling and snarling at them. Digging her feet into the dirt, Fang charges forward and headbutts into Devil, who is knocked off his feet. The force of the headbutt also causes Spear to be flung off Fang's back and grabs holds of the branch of a nearby tree. He looks down as Fang slams Devil into a tree, pinning him against it and biting down on his next, making him roar in pain.
Moon Girl: Hey, hands off my sidekick.
Moon Girl starts to climb up Devil's head and uses her Boxing glove to hit Fang repeatedly in the eye, causing her to release her grip from Devil, roaring in annoyance as she tries to shake off Lunella. But she is able to hold on and continues to hit her. Seeing his partner in danger, Spear starts swinging on the branch before he leaps off it before tackling and grabbing hold of Moon Girl. The two struggle with each other, until the roll off Fang's back and towards the ground. Lunella then activates her jetpack and attempts to fly away, but Spears grabs her by her leg and hold on to her. Seeing his friend in danger, Devil attempts to run after Moon Girl, Spear grabs him by the tail and pulls him back to her, still wanting to finish their fight. Meanwhile, Moon Girl continues to fly around in the air through the forest, trying to shake the Caveman off her.
Moon Girl: Hey, get your hands off me.
Spear: Rawwr.
Moon Girl: Ugh, I've got two word for you...Mouth Wash.
Meanwhile, the two T-rexes start off their battle by circling one another, observing their opponent's seeing height and size. Then Fang lunged forward for a big bite, making Devil Dinosaur jump back a little to avoid the attack. He counters by swinging his tail, slamming it against Fang's head. As Fang shakes her head to dust off the blow, Devil take advantage of this by biting her on the neck trying to end the battle first. But Fang tires desperately to shake off the attack, when she slams Devil into a tree, snapping it in half, and making the Red T-Rex let go. Fang attacks next by charging with her jaws open, but Devil sidesteps the attack and counterattacks with a body slam, staggering his rival to the side. Fang recovers first and returns the favor with a body slam of her own, slamming Devil right through a tree.
Devil shakes the branches of the tree off his head, just in time to see the female T-Rex prepare to bite him again. Devil avoids the attack by ducking under Fang's jaw and slamming his head against the bottom jaw of Rexy's mouth. This makes Devil's horns jab into her jaws, making some blood spill onto the ground. Although dazes, Fang rushes forward, lunging for another attack until Devil dodges the attack again, and charged forward to land a bite to the female T-Rex. But this time, Fang dodges the attack and quickly land a bite to the next of Devil, dragging him around before throwing him into a tree. Devil then gets up and glares at Fang in anger, before charging forward to the female T-Rex, who also rushes at the red dinosaur, head-butting each other in the process. The two dinosaurs struggle with each other before Fang is able to push Devil further and further into another tree.
Fang: GRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Devil Dinosaur: RAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!
Devil Dinosaur shoves Fang back with a push, though not hurting her much, but delaying her long enough for him to rush forward and bite into Fang's face, drawing blood as his rival winces in pain. Eventually, Fang retaliates by breaking free of Devil's jaws and delivers a headbutt, stunning his opponent. This gives Fang the time to spin and smack her tail into Devil's face, knocking him down a hill, which she proceeds to chase after him.
Meanwhile, Moon Girl and Spear proceed to struggle and punch each other while flying erratically around the forest, all the while bumping into trees and rocks. Lunella tries to to use her boxing glove to hit Spear in the face to force him off, but the Caveman is unfazed by the attack, and bites down in her arm when she attempts to strike him. As Moon Girl screams in pain, this causes her to loose control and accidentally swerve into several tree branches until they come crashing into the ground. Lunella gets to her feet and sees Spear readying his weapon, breathing heavily.
Moon Girl: Easy there Mister Neanderthal. I come in peace.
Spear yells at her before charging at her, as Lunella activates her rollerblades on her shoes to try and escape from him. But no matter hoe fast she runs on her rollerblades, Spear continues to close the distances between them. Seeing her foe closing in on her. Moon Girl turns around then pulls out her bubble gun and fires a barrage of pulls at the Caveman. Although Spear easily cuts through and pops most of the bubbles with his spear, Moon girl eventually creates a big enough bubble to encase and trap him inside of it. But it does not contain him for long, as he presses his spear hard enough to pop the bubble, freeing him.
Moon Girl: Oh Come on.
As Spear rushes forward, Moon Girl activates her spring-loaded boxing glove, which hits Spear in the gut, knocking the wind out of him. As Lunella laughs victoriously, she soon sees that the caveman is not fully fazed by the attack. Spear then grabs hold of the box glove and pulls on the spring, yanking Moon Girl towards him. Before she can protect herself, Moon Girl gets punched by Spear, sending her flying back. But the spring causes her to get flung back to Spear, who prepares to stab her with his spear. But Lunella pulls out her taser gun and zaps the caveman with it, making him drop hold of her boxing glove. Moon Girl then activates her rollers skates again to flee as Spear chases after her through the forest.
While Moon Girl and Spear run through the forest, Devil eventually hits the bottom of the hill and stands ups and spits the grass out of his mouth. But he is then blindsided by Fang, who headbutts through several trees. Fang continues to keep pushing Devil Dinosaur back through the forest. Until he slams his feet into the ground to bring the attack to a halt before shoving her back with his head. Fang then prepares to bite with her mouth wide open, but Devil uses his tail to deflect the attack that knocks down Fang to the floor. Devil Dinosaur then gets a quick bite on the neck until Fang kicks him so hard across the face that she causes three scratches on the face forces him to release her. Fang gets up to bite on the tail of Devil Dinosaur.
Devil Dinosaur: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Though in pain, Devil fights though it and uses his claws to slash the left side of Fang's leg, causing three claws marks of his own forcing Fang to loosen her grip and let the Rd T-Rex free its tail as Fang licks the blood seeping out from the wounds.
Fang: RAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!
Enraged, Fang charges and finally bites into the Red T-Rex's neck and began bashing him against a large boulder causing Devil to roar in pain. Before the female T-Rex could bash him again, Devil Dinosaur breaks free by slashing Fang in the leg with his foot, forcing her to back off a bit. After licking their wounds for a minute, Fang tries to bite again, but Devil sidesteps out of the way again. But this time, Devil Dinosaur opens his jaws and clamps down on Fang's neck, slamming her against the boulder this time. Fang tries to claws at him, but her claw are unable to reach anything vital, and merely scratches him as he refuse to let go. As Fang struggles and kicks at the ground in pain, he kicks up a cloud of dust that gets into Devil's eyes, causing him some pain and making him loosen his grip on her neck. Sensing that the pain on her neck has subsided, the female T-rex whips her head side to side, causing Devil dinosaur to release his hold on Fang, allowing her to slap him across the face with her tail before going for another bite on his neck again.
Devil Dinosaur (in the distance): GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Moon Girl: Oh No, Devil's in trouble.
The Red T-Rex roars in pain, that can be heard by Moon Girl, who is still trying to avoid the Caveman swing his spear at her. Spear hurls his weapon at Moon Girl, striking her in the leg and causing her to trip and fall over on the ground. As she turns around, she sees Spear leap into the air, ready to come down with a punch. But Moon Girl activates the Force Field on her glove, creating a barrier around herself to protect her and making Spear go bouncing off the force field. Spear then picks up a large rock and hurls it Lunella, but she activates the springs in her skates, allowing her to bounce into the air and avoid the rock. Moon Girl then activates her jetpack and divebombs straight at Spear, headbutting him with her helmet with his bare head, dazing him from the force of the impact. Before Spear can recover, she quickly pulls out her bubble gun and sets it to "sticky", firing a blob of gooey subscene that makes Spear stick to a tree. She then activates her jetpack and flies towards where the dinosaurs are fighting, leaving Spear trapped.
Moon Girl: Hold on Devil, I'm coming.
Devil turn his head, using his small arms to stab Fang in the eye. This makes her roar in pain, allowing him to free his tail from her mouth. The female T-Rex glared at the Red T-Rex as as she roars at him before charging strait at him, headbutting him in the chest. Devil falls to the ground and lands on a large boulder, knocking him unconscious. As Fang lifts her foot to stomp on his head, Lunella comes flying out of the trees and fires her Sneeze Powder Gun at Fang, unleashing a cloud of Pepper at the female T-Rex. As Fang starts to sneeze uncontrollably, Moon Girl runs over to check on her dinosaur friend.
Moon Girl: Hey, Devil. Come on big guy, say something.
Devil then sniffs the air before letting out a loud sneeze that blows Lunella backwards.
Moon Girl: Yeah your okay, come on, lets get out of...
Before she can finish her sentence, Lunella is knocked away by Spear, who has freed himself and is now armed with a sword and shield. He then climbs on top of Fang, who both let out fierce roars at their opponent. Fearfully, Devil struggles to his feet before running over to Lunella and picking her up with his mouth and placing her on his back.
Moon Girl: Looks like the Caveman's evolved a bit Devil. Well two can play at that game mister.
Devil Dinosaur roars at Fang aggressively, while she and Spear give out a loud bellow in return. Spear and Fang are the first to attack, charge at the young girl and her dinosaur. Fang is able to grab onto Devil’s neck and bite deep into it and shove it to the forest floor. Moon Girl tries to shock Fang in the noise with her taser, but she stops when Spear comes swinging at her with his sword. He slams his shield on her helmet, cracking her goggles and kick her backwards.
After regaining his focus, Devil frees himself from the female T-Rex’s jaws by shaking his head violently, as Moon Girl clings to his back. The two dinosaurs continue to fight each other, with the aggressive female landing nasty slashing blows to Devil’s body. Devil then uses his tail to whack the female t-rex back. Suddenly both Devil and Lunella's eye's glow and they end up switching bodies.
Moon Girl (in Devil's Body): Oh come on.
Spear aand Fang look at each other in confusion before charging at their opponents. Fang dives and bites down on Devil/Lunella's tail as she shakes it. Spear then leaps off onto Devil/Lunella's head and starts banking his sword and shield on her head. Lunella/Devil then runs at him and bite on his arm with her teeth. Spear screams trying to get the Lunella/Devil off his arm. This Allows Lunella to throw her head up and toss both Spear and Lunella/Devil into the air. Fang lets go of Devil/Lunella's tail and rushes to catch Spear on her back. This allows Devil/Lunella the opportunity to jump up and drop kick the prehistoric pair back into some trees, right before they switch back bodies.
Moon Girl: Eat that Sucka. Also Ewwwww, I can still taste him in my mouth..
Spear: Rawwwwwwwr
Both caveman and superhero face each other down in the middle of the field on top their dinosaurs. Spear with his sword in one hand and shield in the other. Lunella readies her taser in one hand and the Sneeze Powder Gun in the other, as both of their dinosaurs snarl at each other. Both opponents and their dinosaurs charge at each other as the T-Rexes zoom past each other and clash with Spear's sword and Moon Girl's Taser, with the latter getting thrown off of Devil. Lunella recovers quickly and retrieves her helmet as Spear dismounts from Fang and rushes to confront his opponent, both assuming a fighting stance.
Moon Girl: Bring it Cave-Freak
Spear: Grrrrr.
Devil sees Lunella facing off with Spear and runs back to help her, but it pushed back into the trees by a charging Fang.
Spear swings his sword violently at the young Superhero, but the smaller Moon Girl uses her size and roller skates to dodge the caveman's attacks before she activates her jetpack and punches Spear across the face. Lunella tries to shock Spear with her Taser, but he blocks it with his shield, before he grabs her by the head and punches her, sending her flying into some mud.
Moon Girl: Man why do you hit so hard.
Back in the forest, the two T-Rex are rolling on the ground as they tumble down a hill. As they get to their to their feet, Fang swings her tail and slapped Devil in the face, knocking him back down against a tree. She then jumps on him and starts biting at his side, trying to rip off a chunk of flesh. Devil struggles, and eventually shakes Fang off of him before headbutting her in the face and snapping at her arm. He rips the female T-Rex's left arm off with ease, and Fang releases a terrible roar of pain.
Devil Dinosaur: Ha Gr Ha Gr
Fang began to bleed profusely from her wound, but she refuses to let that stop her, and it just makes her angrier. She roars and charges at Devil, biting his face and shaking it as hard as he can. She uses her remaining arm to scratch at him, and he rips out one of his eyes. Devil roars in a mix of rage from the bite and pain from his missing eye. Devil then grabs Fang by the neck and drags her through some trees, crashing through them as they tumble down around them. He then shoves her into a large rock before slamming her back.
Fang get ups and runs forward again ready to bite, but Devil dodges with expert timing. He grabs her again by the neck, and begins to chomp dwon as he struggle against her. Fang swings with her remaining arm wildly, but cannot escape the grasp of the Red Tyrannosaurus. Eventually, he twisted with all his might hard enough that a loud crack is heard, and Fang's body falls to the ground, dead. Devil then lets out a mighty roar as he limbs back up the hill to check on Moon Girl.
Spear continues to attack with his sword with Moon Girl dodging and ducking every strike, using her taser to shock him and spray him with her sneeze gun, making him tumble and weaken from every hit. Spear then kicks Moon Girl away, who notices a small pond near by. As Spear runs after her, Moon Girl flees on her roller skates while she places her taser and sneeze gun inside her helmet and starts rewiring and patching them together. She then rolls through the pond and whistles over to Spear to get his attention
Moon Girl: Hey big dumb and ugly, come ang get me.
Seeing an opportunity, the caveman rushes at her, ready to thrusts his sword into the young hero. Lunella then throws the helmet into the pond right when Spear steps into it, causing him to get electrocuted. As Spear tries to push through the pain, he see Lunella running away and jumping over to hide behind a tree. He then hears beating and sees the helmet is now a bomb counting down.
Spear: Uh Oh
The helmet then explodes as Lunella cover her ears. As she peaks around the tree she then sees Spear's severed head fall onto the ground next to her. She screams as she falls to ground, only to bump her head on Devil's head, who is lying down on the ground, resting from his wounds.
Moon Girl: Nice to see you too you one-eyed freak of nature. Not sure how we'll get back home. But for now, let's just sit here and call it a night.
Devil Dinosaur shakes his head as the two hero lie down on the forest floor and watch the sun set.
Results[]
Boomstick: Now is why the T-Rex is called the King of all dinosaurs… Or Queen that is.
Wiz: This matchup was quite close, for both human and T-rexes were strong and smart in their own rights, but Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur had a few advantages that gave them the winning blows.
Boomstick: With it comes to the Dinosaurs, Devil was far stronger than Fang. Fang may have been able to bring down a 10 tone mammoth all on her own, but Devil could hold back an oncoming subway train, ten times the weight of a mammoth.
Wiz: On the human spectrum, sure Spear was smarter than your average Neanderthal. But is knowledge of hunting and warfare was little to nothing compared to Moon Girl's scientific brilliance. After all she is one of the smartest individuals in the Marvel universe.
Boomstick: Plus Devil has traded blows from the like of The Hulk and The Thing, and was able to walk it off with only a few minor wounds. While the last time Fang went up against a threat similar to the Hulk, she almost died if it were not for Spear.
Wiz: Plus together, Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur have survived a lot worse than anything Spear and Fang have gone up against. Sure, Fang and Spear may have had a higher body count the Heroes of New York’s Lower East Side City, but those have fought beings with supernatural abilities far greater than the threats the prehistoric pair have face
Boomstick: And with Lunella and Devil switched bodies, she was able to use both her brains and newly aquarried brawn to tip the scales in the fight. Plus Devil in Lunella's body was just funny as heck.
Wiz: Spear and Fang may have been formidable hunter and expert survivalist, but Moon Girl's superior intelligences and Devil Dinosaur's unmatchable strength proved too much for the prehistoric pair to handle.
Boomstick: Though they unleashed their “primal” fury, Spear and Fang got “Rex”Ed
Wiz: The Winners are Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur
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The cover name would be "Man's best Prehistoric Friend".