| Monokuma VS Freddy Fazbear | |
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| Monokuma VS Freddy Fazbear | |
| Season 1, Episode 6 | |
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| Air date | May 6th, 2016 |
| Written by | Mattardis |
| Directed by | Mattardis |
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Monokuma VS Freddy Fazbear is a What-If Death Battle.
Description[]
Danganronpa VS Five Nights at Freddy's. Two robotic murderous bears fight to the death. Will Monokuma get jumpscared, Or will Freddy succumb to despair?
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Man, Do you know what's awesome? Robots!
Wiz: For once, I totally agree Boomstick. As a man of science, I concur that Robots are downright awesome!
Boomstick: Y'know what's even cooler though? KILLER ROBOTS!
Wiz: Again, I totally agree!
Boomstick: But that absolute coolest has to be... KILLER ROBOT BEARS POSSESSED BY THE SOUL OF A DEAD PERSON!
Wiz: Uhh... a little specific, but I guess?
Boomstick: Like Monokuma, the mascot of despair!
Wiz: And Freddy Fazbear, the mascot of... a pizzeria.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And It's our job to analyse their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win, a DEATH BATTLE!
Monokuma[]
Wiz: Hopes Peak Academy is the most prestigious of all prestigious boarding schools. Located in the exact center of a huge Japanese city, this school could be seen as the center of the world to some.
Boomstick: Pff! Yeah right. It's just a boarding school! Who gives a shit!
Wiz: Well, this boarding school is quite different to others. It only accepts students of the highest caliber. Ultimates, if you will. The requirements to get into this school are that you must already be enrolled in high school, and you must be the absolute best at what you do.
Boomstick: Then why didn't I get invited?! I'm, like, the ultimate childhood murderer!
Wiz: No, that would be me. You're the ultimate sleazeball.
Boomstick: Hmph.
Wiz: Anyway, This school pretty much guaranteed success in life for anyone enrolled. This led to the school being nicknamed the academy of hope.
Boomstick: Though, uhh... that nickname quickly faded when a new principal came to power.
Wiz: Monokuma.
NAME: MONOKUMA
GENDER: Male?
AGE: ???
OCCUPATION: HOPE'S PEAK HEADMASTER
SOFTWARE CREATED BY CHIHIRO FUJISAKI
SCARED OF MICE
Boomstick: Ok. Who the HELL thought making a robot bear the headmaster would be a good idea?!
Wiz: Well, Monokuma wasn't hired, so to speak. Y'see, two of the ultimates who were enrolled into the school were Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Fashionista, and her sister Mukuro Ikusaba, the ultimate soldier. But Junko wasn't quite... well... sane. Junko, and to a lesser extent Mukuro too, had an intense obsession with the feeling of despair. They wanted nothing more than to both feel despair and cause despair for others.
Boomstick: So, Junko hatched a plan to create the biggest, most tragic, most awful event in human history. Umm... what was this event, Wiz?
Wiz: Well it was a very twisted and complicated plan involving Reserve course students and social unrest. But aside from that, it's just spoilers for the series which don't really have a bearing on the death battle, so I won't go too in depth. What's important is that Junko pretty much threw the world into an apocalypse of sorts. And, as a final act to remove hope from the world and plunge it into despair, she wiped the memories of her 14 classmates and locked them away in the school.
Boomstick: And FINALLY, this is where Monokuma showed up. Created by the Towa Group, using software designed by the ultimate programmer, Chihiro Fujisaki, Who is TOTALLY a girl by the way, Monokuma was the avatar Junko used to communicate with her old classmates to convince them kill each other while hiding her identity.
Wiz: And the plan, unfortunately, worked rather well. Murders did begin to happen. But, of course, only because Monokuma was convincing enough, and quite frankly threatening enough, to cause this.
RAZOR CLAWS
MONOKUMA S PUNCH
MONOKUMA S KICK
CORKSCREW PUNCH, METEOR PUNCH AND BULLET PUNCH
MONOKUMA FLASH
MOTION SENSITIVE BOMB
Boomstick: Finally! Onto the interesting stuff! Despite being a tiny little bear thing. Monokuma can actually be really threatening!
Wiz: While tons of different Monokuma models have been created, such as Bomb, Siren, Ball and Beast, Today we'll be focusing on the models of Monokuma used in Hopes Peak Academy only. That said, there a few features that all models of Monokuma share.
Boomstick: Like their razor sharp claws! Each Monokuma model has three long, sharp claws in it's paws that can stab and slice clean through a person as if they were made of wet paper.
Wiz: Also, Each Monokuma houses a small but powerful, motion sensitive bomb that can be armed and defused by Monokuma at will.
Boomstick: On top of that, this specific Monokuma also has a few special moves. He has various attacks like the Monokuma S Punch and Monokuma S Kick. Powerful strikes that... well... they're just punches and kicks. Damn it, it's like Hercule Satan all over again...
Wiz: Well, not totally. While the S Punch and the S Kick are just basic attacks, Monokuma also has the Corkscrew punch attack. A hook punch that moves at amazing speed. The Bullet punch, in which he pummels the foe with both fists at a rapid pace before ending the combo with an uppercut.
Boomstick: Oh, Sweet! That's much better! He also has the Meteor Punch. An attack powerful enough to launch the target high into the sky. And the Monokuma Flash that... well... Uhh... What is even going on during this attack, Wiz?
Wiz: Well, It seems to be some kind of energy blast projectile. Though it's unlikely Monokuma can actually use this attack.
Boomstick: How so?
Wiz: Well, Most of Monokuma's attacks come from Danganronpa 2, which takes place entirely inside of a computer simulation. So the Monokuma flash seems sort of unrealistic for Monokuma. Though the rest of his attacks seem pretty realistic from what we see in the real world of Danganronpa 1. We don't really know either way.
Boomstick: Weird... also, spoilers!
JUNKO ENOSHIMA AI
OBSESSION WITH DESPAIR
VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS
EXTREMELY CLEVER AND STRATEGIC
SEEMINGLY IMMUNE TO FEAR
Wiz: Of course, as a robot, Monokuma needs some kind of Controller or Artificial intelligence so that he can function. And that's exactly what he has! In Danganronpa 1, Monokuma was remote controlled by Junko Enoshima. But after her death at the end of the game...
Boomstick: MORE SPOILERS!!
Wiz: ...Her mind was recreated as an AI and uploaded into Monokuma. So effectively, Junko lived on through Monokuma. As mentioned before, Junko Enoshima was... slightly insane.
Boomstick: That's putting it lightly. Despite her... appetizing figure~ Hehehe. She's totally nuts. She has a super freaky fetish for Despair and gets excited at the thought of both causing despair, and feeling despair. She also suffers from violent mood swings.
Wiz: It's true. Junko actually grows bored of her own personality so quickly that she often forcefully switches her own personality on a whim. She can go from a perky happy school girl, to a moaning emo, to a calm stoic nerd in a matter of minutes. Of course, when controlling Monokuma, she tends to just stay in her Monokuma personality.
Boomstick: Welp. Monokuma is insane. So much for his chances of winning.
Wiz: I wouldn't be so sure. Junko may be insane, but she's very much still a genius. She's able to plan and strategist both long term and on the fly if needed. And, thanks to her despair...
Boomstick: Fetish?
Wiz: ...Obsession. She is pretty much immune to fear. As fear only makes her feel despair, with only excites her and makes her happier.
Boomstick: Fuckin' creepy.
FEATS
FOUGHT ON PAR WITH SAKURA OOGAMI
BEAT UP USAMI/MONAMI WITH EASE
CONVINCED SEVERAL HIGH SCHOOLERS TO KILL THEIR FRIENDS
BATTED AWAY RAPID FIRE BASEBALLS FROM A PITCHING MACHINE
Wiz: Despite being a rather short robot bear, standing at only 2'6'', it's a surprisingly powerful thing.
Boomstick: He effortlessly fought on par against Sakura Oogami, the ultimate martial artist, without breaking a sweat. I mean... I know robots can't sweat... but... Oh, You know what I mean!
Wiz: He also defeated Usami with ease. And Usami is tougher than she looks, considering she took down all of the Monobeasts single-handedly.
Boomstick: Not to mention Monokuma's intelligence and deception abilities are impressive too. He managed to convince a handful of seemingly ordinary highschoolers to kill their friends over things like Secrets, Money or Freedom.
Wiz: On top of that, the bear has some intense reaction speed. He batted away hundreds of rapid fire baseballs from all directions while also rebounding them back at Leon Kuwata.
WEAKNESSES
LEFT EYE
VULNERABLE TO HACKING
PURPOSELY LEAVES GAPS IN HIS PLANS
Boomstick: As tough as he sounds, Monokuma still has his unfortunate downsides. I mean, like we mentioned, he's only about 2 foot tall!!
Wiz: And not only that. Despite being part of his intimidating appearance, Monokuma's red left eye is a weakspot. It's far less durable than the rest of him.
Boomstick: His systems are also vulnerable to hacking. He can be controlled remotely by outside forces if needed, and if a hacking frequency makes it through his left eye, his motion sensing bomb'll detonate on the spot. BOOM! No more Monokuma.
Wiz: But that's far from his biggest weakness. Monokuma's worse weakness is that whenever he forms any sort of plan, he will purposely leave small gaps. This is because of his Junko AI. Her AI, being obsessed with despair, will always leave her enemies at least a very slim chance of victory. That way, there is always a chance that she will be the one overcome with despair, rather than her foe.
Boomstick: Well, that seems kinda stupid considering how much of a genius that Junko AI is.
Wiz: It may be stupid, but Monokuma is very much still a genius. And even if he does purposely leave small holes in his plans, it would take another genius to find and exploit them.
Boomstick: So... He's insane, smart and deadly... but also kinda dumb at the same time... I still wouldn't wanna be caught in a dark alley with him.
Monokuma: It doesn't matter how negative something is. Just add "LOL" and it'll automatically become positive!
Freddy[]
Wiz: Fear. People can feel fear for many different possible reasons. Though sometimes fear can come from rather... irrational places.
Boomstick: Oh hell no. You are NOT implying that those chuck-e-cheese robots didn't terrify you a a child, are you?
Wiz: what? Why would I be scared of those?
Boomstick: Don't pretend you weren't! I've seen the videos!
Wiz: ...Ahem! Anyway... even the most irrational fears can become rational in the right context.
Boomstick: Such as creepy fuckin' animatronics becoming possessed by evil and vengeful spirits.
Wiz: Specifically, the leader of these robots. Freddy Fazbear.
NAME: FREDDY FAZBEAR
GENDER: ???
AGE: ???
OCCUPATION: PIZZERIA ENTERTAINMENT
INTENSE HATRED FOR SECURITY GUARDS
ALWAYS UP FOR A HARDCORE NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY
Wiz: Now, before we go any further, I think it's important to note that due to the nature of the Five Nights at Freddy's series, a storyline is hard to piece together. So we'll be giving a summary of the story given by Matpat of Game Theory fame. However, attacks, abilities and stats will only be taken from the actual official games.
Boomstick: The story starts way back in Fredbear Family diner, a family restaurant known for it's animatronic suits. But the place decided to permanently close it's doors after it's brand was tainted by some purple dude who decided to kill a child there.
Wiz: A few years later, Fredbears was bought up by another company and re-branded into Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. But what the owners didn't know is that the purple guy who killed that first kid had returned and taken a job as a security guard. And it seemed that he'd taken a liking to killing kids. He'd dress up in a springlock Bonnie suit and lure the children into the back room, where he'd then kill them.
Boomstick: I, uhh... I don't really have many jokes to make about that...
Wiz: But this is where things get weird. The spirit of the first dead child still haunted the world after possessing a marionette. And when it discovered that it's killer had struck again, he tried his best to bring the children back to life. And by stuffing the dead children into the animatronic suits...
Boomstick: Probably with the help of some ghostly curses or some shit
Wiz: The children returned to life within the animatronics.
Boomstick: But they were very vengeful. From that day on, they would perform as usual during the day, but when night time came, they would hunt down and kill any security guard, in hopes of stopping them from killing anyone else. And Freddy in particular has a very diverse set of abilities!
JUMPSCARE
MIC TOSS
PIZZA WHEEL
BIRTHDAY
GLOOM SONG
ESC KEY
Wiz: Freddy's most well known ability is the Jumpscare.
Boomstick: GAH! HOLY SHIT!
Wiz: *snickering*
Boomstick: Hey! Shut up! It's not funny!
Wiz: I beg to differ! The jumpscare ability is a shock attack that works by leaping out in front of the target and letting loose a loud screech. And, In FNAF World, if even stuns foes briefly! And while Freddy cannot use Jumpscare in FNAF World, he CAN use it in the other games, so it makes sense he'd still have access to the attack.
Boomstick: He also has Mic Toss, where he hurls his microphone at the target for a heavy attack. And it even bounces right back to his hand afterwards, like Captain America's shield!
Wiz: Pizza Wheel summons a large group of Pizzas to roll over and slam into foes.
Boomstick: The hell kind of pizzas must they be to cause damage to people just by rolling into them?!
Wiz: Birthday boosts Freddy's Attack, defense and speed temporarily too, allowing him to buff up his power while in a fight.
Boomstick: Yeah, that could prove helpful! Anyway, moving on...
Wiz: No, wait. We're not done with Freddy's attacks.
Boomstick: Huh?
Wiz: Despite being two separate selectable characters in FNAF World, Withered Freddy is, in fact, a future version of Regular Freddy. Meaning all of Withered Freddy's attacks must have been learnt by regular Freddy at some point.
Boomstick: Huh. Interesting. Well in that case, Withered Freddy has two additional attacks. Gloom Song is a temporary debuff to the enemy's attacking strength. And the other attack is probably his most dangerous. The... Eesk key..?
Wiz: No, Boomstick. That says Escape Key.
Boomstick: Uhh... No Wiz. That CLEARLY says Essk Key. See? E-S-C.
Wiz: Yeah, short for escape. Y'know, like the keyboard key.
Boomstick: O-oh... uhh...
Wiz: Aaaanyway, the Escape key attack, if successful, will instantly kill all enemies in one hit. Though it has a VERY low success rate.
Boomstick: Even so, it makes Freddy quite a bit more threatening that he already was!
CHILD'S SOUL
VENGEFUL AND VIOLENT
NOT TOO BRIGHT
CREATIVE AND SNEAKY
INTENSE HATRED FOR ANYONE SIMILAR TO THEIR KILLER
Wiz: Unlike most robots, Freddy is neither remote controlled nor is he controlled by an AI. He is instead controlled by the spirit of a dead child, as we discussed earlier. As such, Freddy's mind is very childish.
Boomstick: Yeah, that is to say that Freddy holds grudges. If you piss him off, he'll be sure to come after you and anyone remotely similar to you.
Wiz: It's true. Freddy has a particular hatred for security guards, since his killer was one. And that connection alone is enough to make Freddy want to kill all security guards who wonder into the Fazbear Pizzeria.
Boomstick: And as violently as possible!
Wiz: His childish mind also makes him very creative in terms of plans and plots. But on the same coin, it means that his overall intelligence is pretty low. While there is no real way to know the IQ of the child inhabiting Freddy's body, he has never shown much in the way of intelligence in any of his appearances.
FEATS
MOVES SILENTLY
KILLED PHONE GUY
POSSIBLY HELPED DEFEAT MANY FNAF WORLD BOSSES
CAN CRUSH AN ADULT MALE INSIDE OF A SPARE FREDDY SUIT
Boomstick: Regardless of how low his intelligence may be, Freddy is still pretty clever when it comes to scaring people. Despite being a large metal bear, he can somehow move with perfect silence to sneak up on guards.
Wiz: He also has somewhat of a kill count. Not only could be possibly be used in many of the boss fights in FNAF World, including the final fight against Scott Cawthon, but he also had a hand in the death of his own killer, the purple guy.
Boomstick: And, while they are technically non-canon, we can't leave out the death screens in the FNAF games, in which Freddy kills the player character by shoving their entire body inside of a spare animatronic suit, shredding their entire body, including flash and bones alike, against the metal inside.
Wiz: Just think for a moment how much strength that must take, to pick up a still alive adult male and shove his entire body into something that it would clearly NEVER fit inside of.
Boomstick: Ok, that's pretty tough, I'll admit. But I could still do that easily. No problem!
WEAKNESSES
LITTLE FIGHTING EXPERIENCE
PREFERS SCARING VICTIMS
ESC KEY IS HEAVILY UNRELIABLE
Wiz: Suuuuure you could. Anyway, as strong as Freddy may be, that doesn't change the fact that he has the mind of a child and very little fighting experience.
Boomstick: Yeah, Freddy has never really had much in the way of a challenge when hunting security guards. He prefers sneaking around in the shadows silently and scaring his victims, making sure they spend their last moments in terror and maybe even make them slip up while panicking... Wait a sec...
Wiz: What is it?
Boomstick: He moves silently, sneaks around in the shadows and scares his victims before attacking...
Wiz: ...Don't even think about going there...
Boomstick: HE'S BATMAN!!
Wiz: Ugh. No. They're nothing alike!
Boomstick: Fine... BATBEAR!
Wiz: NO!
Boomstick: Ugh. You're no fun!
*Power runs out in the office. Mike Schmidt looks around the room wildly at the open doors when Freddy's face lights up at the left office door.*
*Cue Toreador March*
Fight[]
Wiz: Alright, the Combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLLLLLLLE!!
It was pitch black. In fact, it was the very middle of the night. But despite that, screams and roars echoed all around. People of all ages ran through the city wearing Monokuma helmets, attacking others and destroying whatever was in their way. The tragedy seemed to be in full effect around here. Among the madness, a single Monokuma wandered through the chaos safely. He made his way away from all of the havoc and made his way towards a nearby, abandoned building.
"Hmm... Yeah, this could work!" Monokuma said happily to himself before walking up to the building and crawling through a small hole in the bottom of the door. Monokuma had been looking for a place he could set up his next Killing Game. He wasn't totally sure about using a pizzeria like this, but it could possibly work. He'd need to see some other possible locations first. He continued wondering the hallways, humming his theme song obnoxiously. "Let's see... I could put the monomono machine right there... I could build a couple more floors with some dorms... Put up a couple more security cameras..." But at the very moment those last two words left his mouth, something echoed out around him.
Monokuma stopped what he was doing, looking around in the darkness. "Wh-what? What was that? Who's there?" He looked scared for just a split second, but it was quickly replaced by aggression as he brought out his claws. "You think you can scare me? Playing pranks on the headmaster is against the rules, y'know. Don't make me have'ta punish you!" Just for a split second, he thought he saw something in the shadows. "Alright, you brought this upon yourself!"
FIGHT
Monokuma span on the spot and pointed at the shadows, where he saw the movement. "Gotcha, bitch!" he began waddling over towards the shadow and gave a slow swing of his claws. "Shing!" He swiped into the shadows but missed whatever was there. It had gone. That same laughing echoed out again. "Hmph! You think you're SOOOO tough, huh? Why don't ya face me like a man!" Monokuma turned around and glared at the darkness and ran forward again, swinging his claws around wildly. "YAAAAA!" He screamed out. This time though, he felt his claws hit something! No, wait. It was just a wall. "Grr..."
Suddenly, something came flying out of the darkness and smacked into the back of Monokuma's head. A microphone. "Gah! Hey!!" The mic bounced right off of Monokuma and flew backwards the direction it came from. Monokuma instantly turned on the spot and his fist began to vibrate lightly. "CORKSCREW PUNCH!!" He yelled out and thrust his fist out in the direction the microphone was flying. He suddenly dashed forwards into the dark and finally hit his target. A large brown robot bear. The punch caused Freddy to stagger backwards a little. "So you finally show yourself. It's too bad you're a bear. I feel bad punishing my own brethren..." Monokuma said.
Suddenly, Freddy lunged forward and let out an ear melting screech. Monokuma froze up all of a sudden, against his will. "W-what the... HEY! I can't move! Troubling..." Freddy raised his arm and swung down, smacking Monokuma across the face with his mic. Monokuma fell to the ground in a lump before quickly hopping back up once the stun had worn off. "Ok! Now you're DEFINITELY getting punished! Monokuma KICK!" He yelled out. Without another word,He swung his leg up like lighting and smashed it right against Freddy's face, sending him reeling backwards again.
Freddy staggered backwards, rubbing his nose, before glaring at Monokuma. He swung his microphone again, but this time didn't throw it. Rather, a huge collection of pizza's suddenly rolled right past Freddy and towards Monokuma. Monokuma glared right back and his long claws slipped out of his paws again. "Pizza party, Huh? No thanks. I'm not HUNGRY!" He yelled out angrily. He began slashing and slicing as they approached. Many pizzas were immediately torn in half. Other were simply sent flying away. A few did manage to get through and slam into Monokuma though.
While Monokuma was busy with the Pizzas, Freddy raised his arms up, and confetti showered down on him. Some children's cheers rang out from... somewhere. Freddy took the time to use Birthday and buff up his stats. He then charged forward, letting out another loud screech. Monokuma turned just in time to see Freddy's foot swing down and slam into him, Sending Monokuma hurling across the room. "Owowowowow! Bad Bear!!"
Monokuma began standing up once again. Freddy didn't expect the little bear to still be able to get up so easily. He let out another screech and suddenly, reality around them began glitching out and fading all around. It was the Esc Key attack. Monokuma looked around nervously as the attack played out but... nothing happened and reality went back to normal. "Huh? What was that all about? You just tryin' to scare me?" Freddy charged again, not letting Monokuma taunt him. But Monokuma just grinned. He began charging towards Freddy, ready to give another corkscrew punch.
Freddy could fell his birthday buff wearing off. He screamed out into his microphone and an odd melody echoed through the pizzeria. Monokuma ignored the song and slammed his fist into Freddy... though the attack didn't seem to affect Freddy nearly as it did before. It was the gloom song. Freddy had lowered Monokuma's offensive capabilities. With Monokuma right in front of him, Freddy opened his mouth and lunched down, clamping his jaws on Monokuma's forehead. Or at least, he tried to. Monokuma had already dodged out of the way. His attack had been lowered, but not his speed.
"Woah, Woah, Woah! Easy there, Big guy. I don't swing that way... often. Upupupu!" Monokuma taunted, while laughing. Freddy raised his arm again and threw out his microphone and it smacked clean onto Monokuma's red left eye. "GAH!!" Monokuma yelled out in pain as the microphone returned to Freddy's hand. Monokuma glared at Freddy, his red eye now cracked and glowing more violently. "Alright, now you're PISSIN' me off!!"
Feeling his strength returning, he suddenly ran right up to Freddy. "Monokuma Bullet Punch!!" He yelled out. Before Freddy had a chance to respond, he found himself being bombarded by hundreds of rapid punches. Freddy was unable to retaliate at all and was just beat around for a good few seconds, before Monokuma finally stopped the assault and swung his right paw up. He slammed it against Freddy as an upper cut, knocking Freddy into the air a little. Freddy landed in a nearby trash can.
"Upupupupu! Hehe! HAHAHAHA!!" Monokuma laughed out happily. Freddy slowly dragged himself up and out of the trashcan, sparking a little. He didn't have much left to try on Monokuma. He looked over at the laughing bear and charged one last time, trying the Escape key attack. Reality glitched out once again and suddenly... Monokuma faded away! Freddy stopped and let out a roar, assuming the escape key had killed Monokuma. He then fell down onto his knee sparking. That bullet punch really did a number on him, it seemed.
"...Hmm? What's this? What, attacking my after image technique? What a dumb bear!" Called out Monokuma. Freddy turned his head to see Monokuma standing behind him, grinning. "I think we're just about done here! Let's give it everything we've got! IIIIIIT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!!"
Freddy began to stand and turn around while Monokuma dashed forward, his paw glowing brightly. Once Freddy was fully turned around he began to use the Escape key one final time... but...
"MONOKUMA METEOR PUNCH!!" Monokuma was already right next to him. He leapt up with his glowing paw and slammed it into Freddy's chin. And with that hit, Freddy's head was suddenly ripped from his neck and shot upwards from the force of the punch. It smashed through the ceiling of the pizzeria and flew right off. Up and up and up... until it eventually began to slow down... once it was in orbit...
Freddy's headless body stood there for a moment as Monokuma began walking away. "Well, that was exciting~ But not worth it at all. This place sucks. I'm gonna hold my next killing game somewhere else." Then Freddy's lifeless body fell to the ground in a heap, sparking and leaking motor oil.
Results[]
K.O.
Monokuma charges up energy and multiple Japanese characters (as in, Japanese writing) flash over him. He then fires a large energy blast, the Monokuma flash, at what was left of Freddy's body,turning it into scrap metal. He brought out his claws again and began rapidly slashing at what was left of Freddy. A dust cloud formed around them and once it finally cleared, Monokuma had created a statue of himself out of the scrap metal. Then he began laughing manically.
Boomstick: Ahh. Corporal Punishment. It always sets the troublemakers straight.
Wiz: While Freddy towers above Monokuma, and has much more variety in terms of attacks, there was very little way he could actually win this fight.
Boomstick: Yeah. The only thing he really had going for him was his stealth, which Monokuma had no real way to deal with. But Monokuma just demolished Freddy in every other category.
Wiz: First, when it comes to strength, Freddy may have the power to shred a full grown man's entire body with ease, Monokuma was capable of fighting hand to hand with Sakura Oogami, the Ultimate martial artist. And he didn't have any trouble at all. And let's not forget that the man Freddy shoves into a suit is likely stun-locked due to being jumpscared moments beforehand. So he wasn't even struggling.
Boomstick: And the Escape key was a no-go as well. Thanks to a little data-mining by the guys over at the FNAF Technical Subreddit, we discovered the percentage of Esc Key actually working was just barely above a 1% chance. And it was even less against bosses and tough enemies, like Monokuma.
Wiz: Also, Monokuma's left eye may have been a weakspot, but Freddy had no real way to exploit that. He couldn't get a hacking frequency through it, since he has no hacking abilities. And even his microphone would have just been too big to get inside the eye.
Boomstick: The only object shown to actually be the right size to get into Monokuma's eye is a pair of Scissors. And the microphone is quite a bit bigger than that. So sure, it could crack the outer glass, but it wouldn't be able to cause any real damage.
Wiz: As for speed, Freddy has no real feats to show for speed. He can move pretty fast if you open and close the camera feed quickly, but aside from that, his kinda bulky and slow. And his speed stat in FNAF determines how often he can use attacks, rather than his movement speed.
Boomstick: Monokuma, on the other hand, is INSANELY fast. During the first murder investigation of Danganronpa 2, he was able to use the after image technique to fool Hajime Hinata and Nagito Komaeda into talking to him when he wasn't there. He even claimed he could play soccer by himself in this way.
Wiz: What's that you say? "But Danganronpa 2 is all just a computer simulation!" True. But if we take a look at Leon Kuwada's execution from the first game, we can see him bat away rapid fire baseballs with ease. A professional pitching machine fires baseballs at around 100mph or more. And given the rate we see in the execution, we can assume this is machine gun rate of fire, which could be anywhere from 600 rounds per minute to 1,200 rounds per minute. Even if we low-ball this to 600 rounds per minute, that would mean Monokuma would be hitting 10 baseballs, going at 100 miles an hour each, in only 1 second. And he was very clearly hitting each ball individually, so that would include the wind up and the swing!
Boomstick: That is some insane speed!
Wiz: Exactly. With that kind of speed backing his strikes, there was little chance for Freddy to survive. And of course, let's not forget that Freddy has never actually canonically killed... well... anyone. In FNAF World, every character is completely optional to use. Including Freddy. There is no set canon for which animatronics partake in any of the fights. On top of that, none of the endings of FNAF World have been confirmed or deconfirmed as canon. So he may not have even fought Scott Cawthorn at all! Also, the player deaths in the main FNAF games are non-canon, and the purple guy accidentally killed himself by getting into a wet springlock suit.
Boomstick: And he only did that because the animatronics scared him. And that wouldn't work on Monokuma either.
Wiz: Exactly. The Junko AI inside of Monokuma would feel despair if Freddy tried to scare them. And giving Junko despair would just make her happy and encourage her further. Long story short, Freddy just didn't have anything going for him.
Boomstick: Freddy just couldn't BEAR the despair.
Wiz: The winner is Monokuma.
| Monokuma vs Freddy | |
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| Air date | 8th April 2023 |
| Written by | SpeedyHedgehog91 |
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Description[]
Danganronpa vs Five Nights at Freddy's! Two deadly robot bears take the stage but only one can be the star of the show.
Intro[]
Wiz: Monokuma, false headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy and mascot of Ultimate Despair.
Boomstick: Freddy Fazbear, leader of the Fazbear Band and mascot of Fazbear Entertainment.
Wiz: We've seen many deadly robots and dangerous bears across all sorts of media but what happens when you mash the two things into one idea? A simple answer would be one of these two.
Boomstick: Good thing they're being pit against each other since that would mean one of them wouldn't be our problem no more. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weaponry, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Monokuma[]
Wiz: Hope's Peak Academy: the school themselves will choose a certain high school student who's best at what they do or at least that's what it's supposed to be but soon came The Biggest Most Awful Most Tragic Event in Human History.
Boomstick: Really long name for a massive terroist attack but to explain The Tragedy in the simpliest way, the whole world went to shit. Hope's Peak especially. The one who created this world of despair happened to be one of their own students.
Wiz: The mastermind behind it all was none other than the Ultimate Fashionista, Junko Enoshima. That wasn't even her real talent.
Boomstick: What she's really known as is the Ultimate Despair and she wanted was for the whole world to feel despair because...well she has no reason. Probably should've went to therapy about those thoughts instead.
Wiz: Junko couldn't have done it without a little help. She needed a face to remind everyone that all hope is lost and despair will reign over so with the help of a student named Monaca Towa, she created the soon to be headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy.
Boomstick: The headmaster in question was none other than the one and only... Monokuma!
Wiz: Monokuma became the false headmaster of Hope's Peak after killing the real headmaster with one of his many executions, thus allowing him to take over and start a killing game for the students of Class 78 to partake in.
Boomstick: Basically, if a student kills a student and gets away with it by not getting found out in a Class Trial they're good to walk out while the rest get executed. Happy ending for the killer but if they do get caught, then their execution will be set.
Wiz: While he may seem just like nothing more than a living teddy bear with a big mouth but he's far more than just that. He never goes in combat without unleashing his claws which have shown to be strong enough to rip through doors and it only takes one slash to kill any regular human.
Boomstick: He's capable of fighting evenly with the likes of Sakura who is one of the strongest fighters in the franchise. If anything, he should be stronger than all of the human characters. Well except for one of them but you get my point.
Wiz: Monokuma's red eye may be a weak spot but it's also very useful for analyzing anyone's name, age, heart rate, distance and velocity.
Boomstick: Monokuma casually beats up his sister Monomi who is able to defeat all five of his Monobeasts and should be much stronger than not just Class 78 but almost all of Class 77-B such as Nekomaru who caused an explosion that destroyed the walls of Hope's Peak and part of a forest just by...shitting in the bathroom? Man Danganronpa 3 was...something alright.
Wiz: Monokuma also has the Flashback Light and the Blackout Light. The Flashback Light can implant different memories to the real ones which the victim had and the Blackout Light gives them memory loss. He also has a machine gun for some reason.
Boomstick: That's not his best though. What really helps him in a fight is himself! That's right. Monokuma has who knows how many clones of himself, all which are varied in different styles.
Wiz: Ah yes. Monokuma has countless units to back him up. There's the basic one himself that are equipped with claws, the Siren Monokuma alerts any nearby units, Bomber Monokumas through grenades and Guard Monokumas block any incoming attacks. There's also...Junk Monokuma and Ball Monokuma.
Boomstick: Ball Monokuma is tolerable but Junk Monokuma? What was Junko thinking when coming up with new varients? My favourite ones are the Beast Monokumas which are these feral units that are fast enough to dodge attacks and kill their victims with a pounce and slash.
Wiz: Last but not least is the Big Bang Monokuma, being much bigger than skyscrapers and has shown to be able to slaughter multiple units at superhuman speeds with its staff.
Boomstick: It's basically the Godzilla of the Monokumas but it's cool too I guess.
Wiz: It only takes the basic Monokuma to lift a truck with ease and fight evenly with someone like Mukuro Ikusaba who is strong enough to ram some units while also dodging bullets which seemed to have appeared frozen at the time.
Boomstick: He's also fast enough to keep with the likes of Akane who is one of the most athletic students, even defeating her. He even blocked 1000 baseballs which were shot from his own pitching machine.
Wiz: Even with all of the incredible things he pulled off, his red eye is a massive weak spot and is vulnerable to being hacked.
Boomstick: Not to mention the bomb which activates when Monokuma is held under someone's grasp, causing him to completely blow up. Sure another Monokuma can just take its place but the amount of Monokumas are limited and once all of them are gone, that's it. No more despair bear.
Wiz: With the amount of students he had executed over the game show titled Danganronpa, Monokuma really is what true despair is. One killing game after another, he will return for the next one.
Boomstick: Well maybe not Junko since she got crushed to death at the end of the first one but there'll always be someone to take her place as the next mastermind.
Freddy Fazbear[]
Wiz: Fazbear Entertainment was created in the late 1970s by their two co-founders Henry Emily and William Afton. After their success with Fredbear's Diner, they created a new pizzeria.
Boomstick: Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place where kids and grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.
Wiz: This was mostly because of their four famous animal like animatronics who would put on a show for their guests. They were Foxy who is a pirate fox that stands by himself in his Pirate Cove, Chica who is a chicken that loves nothing more but a good slice of pizza.
Boomstick: Bonnie who is a bunny who loves to jam out with his guitar and of course, the pizzeria's mascot and the lead singer himself Freddy Fazbear.
Wiz: Despite being a child friendly pizzeria, the fun didn't last forever.
Boomstick: Yeah. It turns out this was the place where the occurrence of four missing kids who were used to become the animatronics.
Wiz: This was all because of one man who happened to be not only one of the founders of Fazbear Entertainment but who he was known as today as a serial killer, William Afton. After being trapped within the animatronic suits, the spirits of the children began to possess them.
Boomstick: This meant that Freddy and his gang could wander off their stages and roam around wherever they want. According to Phone Guy, someone who hasn't got a real name of his own, it's stated that he thought that the animatronics were set in some 'Free Roam Mode' and were able to walk around during the day as well.
Wiz: Obviously, that was definitely not the case. While Bonnie, Chica and Foxy make their attempts to attack Mike Schmidt from around 12AM to 6AM for the first two nights of his shifts, Freddy waits until the 3rd night so he can keep track of his tactics.
Boomstick: Quite a smart move for a knock-off Chuck E Cheese who's being possessed by the soul of a literal child but he could at least use that time to show all of the impressive stuff he did.
Wiz: Yeah. Freddy isn't much of a combative fighter and often attacks through jumpscares. However, he does make up for it with his incredible stealth though I guess it kinda gets ruined by his eyes glowing through. Good thing he can turn invisible.
Boomstick: Freddy's jaw can bite so hard that it can crack a human's skull. How do we know that? Well let's just say a young child was the victim in a prank gone too far where he got a bite from Fredbear. Completely different character to Freddy Fazbear by the way.
Wiz: He can use his microphone as a projectile or even...pizza? Huh. Didn't think the pizza at the restaurant would be very effective.
Boomstick: Yeah FNAF can get weird at times. Just think about the Illusion Disk which is what Freddy can use to have his enemies witness the Nightmare animatronics to keep them off guard before going for the kill.
Wiz: Even without any weapons, Freddy is incredibly physically strong. He can toss not just tables and chairs but is stronger than the rest of the Fazbear Band who tossed arcade machines and ripped off doors even with them being heavily locked.
Boomstick: Now about not being involved in combat very often, he still showed how great he can be when fighting other animatronics such as an army of Balloon Boys, even picking one of them up with a single hand and crushing it.
Wiz: Heck! Freddy and his crew had shown to be superior to much larger animatronics such as the Twisted Wolf and the rest of the Twisted Animatronics.
Boomstick: Those guys took several bullets and can bust through walls with ease yet the crew still took them out one by one with Chica ripping Twisted Bonnie's head off.
Wiz: While Freddy isn't all that fast, the thing that really helps him with that is heat itself. Any form of warmth will cause him to travel faster.
Boomstick: It's also weird knowing that Freddy also has a massive firework with him as well as an icicle and a staff made out of ice. Again, there have been many strange things added to the franchise. Oh yeah, there's also his samurai sword I guess.
Wiz: When in the history of the number one indie horror game did he ever have a samurai sword?
Boomstick: Some cutscenes from Ultimate Custom Night. They don't really have anything to do with the FNAF lore or anything. I don't know the majority of those cutscenes existed to begin with.
Wiz: Doesn't matter. Freddy's biggest downside is that he's a fairly old animatronic being possessed by the soul of a literal child and pulling his bow tie will show his endoskeleton, making it easier to shut him down.
Boomstick: But I guess his physical body made things better for him because in the end, the child's soul would be set free along with the others. Though I guess that can't be said for William Afton who will just keep coming back again and again and again and again-
Wiz: Alright! I get it. Afton just won't give up. However, Fazbear Entertainment will still be the most beloved company most known for its pizza and animatronics for better or for worse.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright! The combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Death Battle[]
Thunder erupts over the roof of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, the once kid friendly pizzeria turned soon to be destroyed for a new horror attraction. Monokuma walks into an abandoned restaurant in hopes of being able to make a new killing game out of it. He begins to look around his current surroundings.
Monokuma: Hmm. How about I make a new killing game here at this abandoned pizzeria? That would catch the fans’ attention.
He then begins to walk around and examine the pizzeria. Meanwhile, Freddy along with Bonnie and Chica are standing on the Show Stage as Freddy’s eyes begin to glow in the dark. After a long examination, Monokuma walks out of the back office and slowly walks down the East Hall knowing the place will be too small for a killing game. This leaves Monokuma feeling disappointed.
Monokuma: Welp. This lousy pizzeria isn’t big enough for my next game. Off to the next place!
Just as Monokuma made it to the dining hall, he realized that Freddy had left the stage.
(Music fades out)
Monokuma: Whu-what? Wasn’t the mascot supposed to be on that stage?
Out of nowhere, a slow and toned down laugh occurs within the pizzeria. Monokuma looks around in confusion just as Freddy appears right behind him. Freddy smacks Monokuma across the back of his head to get his attention.
Monokuma: Hey! Watch it!
This works as Monokuma turns around to see the bigger and bulkier animatronic. Freddy starts making some weird noises at Monokuma.
(Sound fades out)
Monokuma: Oh there you are-
(Robert Slump - Generation Kill)
Freddy picks up Monokuma and tosses him across the dining hall. Monokuma screeches in shock as he crashes right into the wall near Pirate’s Cove.
Freddy: I’ve got a special gift…just for you.
Monokuma gets up and dodges an incoming microphone that was tossed by Freddy who was off-screen. Monokuma unleashes his claws and starts dashing towards Freddy.
Monokuma stops running and starts slashing Freddy with his claws before getting kicked, causing him to fall on his back. Freddy starts throwing a bunch of pizzas at Monokuma which surprisingly did quite a bit of damage to Freddy’s opponent. Monokuma then ate one of the pizzas and pushed Freddy backwards. He then takes out his arm cannon and starts firing at Freddy who dodges all of the blasts. Freddy then hides within the shadows which causes Monokuma to lose track of him.
Monokuma: Hey! Hey! Where are ya goin’?
Freddy appears from another side and uppercuts Monokuma and starts throwing punches at him while Monokuma is still in the air. Freddy then smacks Monokuma with his microphone before letting the black and white bear fall to the ground. Freddy then places his foot on top of Monokuma to stop him from throwing any attacks. Monokuma’s red eye begins to glow as buzzing sounds start going off. Without Freddy realizing, Monokuma completely blows up which pushes the animatronic backwards.
Freddy gets up and does his signature laugh which is cut off by Monokuma’s voice.
Monokuma: (off-screen) Puhuhuhu! Did you really think I was really dead?
As Freddy turns around, another Monokuma takes out a baseball bat and starts whacking Freddy with it. He then begins doing some combos on Freddy by consistently punching him which is followed by Freddy getting slashed by Monokuma’s claws. Monokuma then throws a metal ball at Freddy who blocks the attack with his pizza. He then takes out a small hammer before jumping into the air with the hammer pointing high in the air. As Monokuma swings his hammer down, Freddy blocks it with his microphone as the two weapons collide.
Freddy pushes Monokuma off him and throws a chair at him. Monokuma rushes up to the chair with his claws unleashed as he slashes said chair. He then rushes at Freddy while screaming at the top of his lungs.
Monokuma: YAAAAAARGH!
Monokuma suddenly gets hit in the eye by Freddy, causing him to blow up. After all of that, Freddy finally speaks.
(Music fades out)
Freddy: That sure was fun. Better luck next time.
(Danganronpa V3: Let's Kill Each Other (Rebellion Cannon Remix))
All of a sudden, an earthquake-like rumble makes the pizzeria shake, causing Freddy to look around him as Bonnie and Chica collapse to the ground. Both Bonnie and Chica get up as Foxy also arrives for a few seconds, only for all three of them to get destroyed by not just one but multiple Monokumas which began to surround Freddy.
Monokuma Units (all at once): Let’s give it everything we’ve got!
At once, the Monokuma units unleash their claws and jump directly at Freddy and start attacking him. Some even took out some arm cannons of their own and immediately fired away. Freddy dodged all of the lasers but one of them caused some of the tables to fly towards the animatronic bear who gets hit by some of them. This gives the Monokuma units the chance to jump on top of Freddy who falls to the ground. Some of the Monokuma units began whacking Freddy with baseball bats while others just slashed him with their claws.
Freddy finally breaks free as he screeches loudly, ripping multiple heads off some of the Monokuma units surrounding him. He also stabs a Monokuma in the red eye with his own microphone. The entire pizzeria had become a giant mess. Dents were in the walls, tables and chairs in the dining hall had been scattered across the floor and the remains of the other animatronics that weren’t Freddy layed on the show stage, torn apart and deactivated.
(Music fades out)
Freddy turns invisible just as the remaining Monokumas saw him, leaving them in confusion. Suddenly, they all hear the Toreador March music box play within the pizzeria.
(FNAF Toreador March Music Box)
One by one, a Monokuma unit blows due to getting hit by a pizza. Each of them scream as they blow up. One Monokuma looks around and witnesses the death of his fellow units. All of a sudden,the whole place goes dim and the music immediately cuts off.
(Music cuts off)
Only one light flickers over Monokuma.
Freddy (off-screen): You’ve made a bad mistake coming here. Did you hear anything about five missing kids here? Oh well. Now would be a good time to hold your breath.
From within the darkness, Freddy lunges at Monokuma while screeching out loud.
Monokuma immediately punches Freddy in the face, causing Freddy’s nose to make a squeaking sound. Both stop fighting as Monokuma rapidly touches Freddy’s nose over and over again, enjoying the funny sound that’s coming from the animatronic bear’s nose.
Monokuma: Puhuhuhu. This is fun-
Freddy stops Monokuma from touching his nose and throws him across the room. Monokuma gets up and takes out an assault rifle and aims it at Freddy. Freddy starts to laugh at Monokuma knowing it’ll take more than those bullets to destroy him. Suddenly, some more sounds that sounded like guns being loaded and ready to fire are heard off screen. The remaining Monokuma units had brought rifles of their own and were all aiming for Freddy.
Monokuma: Fire!
(Danganronpa SUPER FINAL M.T.B)
Without hesitation, every Monokuma unit within the pizzeria fired away which caused some damage towards Freddy who slowly walked towards them and began ripping some of the Monokuma units apart. The very last unit was still standing and looked at Freddy in fear. Monokuma screeches in horror and immediately runs around the pizzeria, dropping the rifle in the process with Freddy running slowly behind him. Monokuma runs directly into the office and shuts the East Hall door which Freddy starts punching. He stops acting like he’s scared as he gets an idea, a lightbulb appearing at the top of his head. He begins to walk out of the West Hall in a very calm manner. Just as Freddy takes a final punch to the door which falls down, he sees that Monokuma is no longer in the office.
(Music fades out)
Freddy looks around to see if he’s hiding in there but he had no luck in finding him. He walks back down to the East Hall thinking he had finally left. Just as he reappeared in the dining hall, he sees Monokuma standing in the middle of the messy room with a giant red button in front of him.
Monokuma: IT'S... PUNISHMENT TIME!
After Monokuma presses the button with a mallet, Freddy’s left arm is grabbed by a chain which rips it off Freddy’s body. Monokuma then stabs an iron skewer into Freddy’s eye before punching and kicking him multiple times. He then takes out his claws once again and stabs Freddy who now has a hole in his chest. Sparks begin to fly out of Freddy whose eyes are now glowing red. As Freddy reacts quickly and angrily attempts to bite his opponent, Monokuma takes another attack and laughs in a way a maniac would as he constantly slashes Freddy’s limbs. Monokuma takes the final attack and jumps into the air while Freddy lets out one final screech as the black and white bear slashes his head, arms, body and legs apart.
Freddy’s remains collapse to the ground with the rest of the mess that was caused during the fight. Monokuma lands on his feet and looks at the mess. He also spots the soul that possessed the animatronic that was once Freddy Fazbear flying out of the animatronic bear’s head and leaving the pizzeria.
Monokuma: Was…that a ghost?
Monokuma pauses for a second before speaking up again.
Monokuma: Oh well. Not my problem. Must’ve felt so much despair when it’s physical body broke apart.
Monokuma then spots a single slice of pizza on the only table that remained standing during the entire fight.
Monokuma: Y’know what? I think I deserve this reward.
Just like that, the black and white bear of despair takes the pizza and swallows it whole. Monokuma is seen exiting Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza with a much smaller red button in his hand. What he doesn’t realize is that a mysterious man wearing a purple suit had walked into the building, not even having either of them notice each other. As Monokuma uses his hand to press the button, the pizzeria itself immediately blows up and bursts into flames with not only the remains of Freddy and the other animatronics but William Afton as well.
KO
Results[]
Boomstick: Damn! Things got so heated that the pizzeria was set in flames by the time the fight ended.
Wiz: This was a pretty easy one to figure out. Monokuma seemed to have just about every advantage here.
Boomstick: Monokuma had far more intelligence compared to Freddy who's intelligence is mostly made up of a child's IQ which makes sense considering what's causing him to move freely...or at least what used to. Both were very strategic in their own way though. Freddy did at least go into the battle with more experience in fighting other robots but it all goes downhill for him in many other categories.
Wiz: Freddy may have been able to bust through doors, destroy an army of Balloon Boys and could be strong enough to toss arcade machines the same way Foxy did but Monokuma could fight evenly with more experienced and trained fighters like Sakura, Nekomaru, Akane and Mukuro yet could defeat most of them.
Boomstick: He was also way faster since he could make afterimages and could block 1000 baseballs coming in at incredible speeds. Not to mention the fact that Monokuma's body was a lot more durable compared to an abandoned animatronic like Freddy.
Wiz: Monokuma would also have Freddy outnumbered with his many units even if Freddy would be allowed to get assistance from his crew who probably wouldn't be enough help in this fight.
Boomstick: He was also beat in weaponry. I mean, claws that can rip through doors and kill a human with a single slash, machine guns and an army cannon is pretty self explanatory. This would've been a different story if Freddy had his equipment from FNAF World but I guess this fight would've ended in a more obvious and completely different conclusion. I suppose this would've ended in a big stomp in one way or another.
Wiz: Overall, Monokuma had the strength, speed, durability and intelligence that would help him take a slice of victory.
Boomstick: Guess Freddy couldn't bear to keep himself in one piece while Monokuma's plans were executed the way he wanted it to be.
Wiz: The winner is Monokuma.
Trivia[]
- The connections between Monokuma and Freddy are:
- Two killer robot bears who serve the role as the mascot of a twisted organisation (Ultimate Despair and Fazbear Entertainment
- Both were created by the main antagonist of their respective franchise, both who are insane killers (Afton and Junko)
- They also serve the role of being a show runner (Monokuma runs the Killing Games and Freddy is the lead singer of his band at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza)
- This battle would be animated in 3D
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