Minecraft verse vs Tabs verse

Minecraft verse vs Tabs verse
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Minecraft vs TABS! When the characters of these two video games clash in an all-out war, who will emerge victorious? Will the Minecraft mobs bulldoze through the TABS units, or will the TABS units outsmart them?

Note: Minecraft Dungeons and Legends are not gonna be used.

Interlude

Discombobulated: Minecraft...

Sage: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator...

Discombobulated: Both these video games have a wide variety of monsters, but what if they had an all-out war?

Sage: I'm Sage...

Discombobulated: I'm Discombobulated...

Sage: And it's our job to analyze the combatants' weapons, armor, and abilities to find out who would win in a DEATH BATTLE!

Minecraft

Sage: The world of Minecraft, a world made of blocks. A world where you can build anything, where creativity is endless...

Discombobulated: Whatever, boring! Let's get to the more awesome stuff: the nighttime monster parties!

Sage: Silverfish can break entire blocks of stone, yielding 0.0136 Tons of TNT. Most mobs (Zombies, Skeletons, etc.) are far superior to Silverfish.

Discombobulated: Stronger mobs like Ghasts can shoot fireballs!

Sage: Ghast fireballs have been calculated at 0.3051 tons of TNT, enough to reduce your house to rubble.

Discombobulated: Actually, my house can withstand a nuclear bomb.

Sage: Discombobulated, I've seen your house. It is not surviving a nuke.

Discombobulated: Come on, I gotta make myself look cool.

Sage: ...Anyway, a Creeper's explosion has been calculated at 3.533461 Tons of TNT. If hit by lightning, Creepers turn into Charged Creepers. A Charged Creeper's explosion has a calculated yield of 21.325685 Tons of TNT.

Discombobulated: That's enough explosive power to wreck an entire city block! Iron Golems can tank these explosions!

Sage: Endermen can dodge arrows point-blank, and arrows in Minecraft have an average calculated velocity of 129.83996 m/s, but this could be just instinctive teleportation and not actual reaction speed. The Ender Dragon, can vaporize 792 cubic meters of diamond, which yields 40.8432241873804998 Kilotons of TNT.

Discombobulated: The Warden, Wither, and Steve in Diamond Armor can tank head-on rams from the Ender Dragon! Speaking of Steve, he can no sell blows from the Wither and Ender Dragon with his Enchanted Netherite Armor and Enchanted Golden Apples!

Sage: The Ender Dragon can destroy many Netherite Blocks at once, each of which can survive a Charged Creeper explosion.

Discombobulated: That's consistent with the Wither which can destroy Obsidian blocks, which tank a Charged Creeper explosion easily, suffering no damage. The Ender Dragon's breath ignores Armor and the Dragon itself isn't even damaged from being in the Void, which kills even Steve in Enchanted Netherite Armor in seconds!

Sage: Steve has a calculated lifting strength of 80920.0833 Metric Tons, and the Ender Dragon is so strong Steve gets ragdolled around and sent flying dozens of blocks away.

Discombobulated: Creakings are invulnerable but will die if their Creaking Heart is destroyed, they also cannot wander more than 32 blocks from the Creaking Heart. The Warden can fire sonic booms, which travel at the speed of sound. The Warden's sonic booms even ignore armor and go through blocks!

Sage: Endermen can teleport between the three dimensions of Minecraft: the Overworld, Nether, and The End. Witches can buff mobs with Strength potions and heal them with Healing potions. A Shulker can deflect projectiles with its shell and make its opponents levitate with its projectiles.

Discombobulated: The Wither and Wither Skeletons can inflict Wither, a status Effect that slowly kills the opponent, ignoring armor! When the Wither reaches below half HP, it becomes invulnerable to projectiles. Steve can set things on fire with flint and steel, blow things up with TNT, buff himself with potions, poison or damage enemies with potions, regenerate with enchanted golden apples, block attacks with his Shield, travel great distances in seconds with wind charges, fly with an Elytra, and even come back to life with a Totem of Undying!

Sage: However, Minecraft isn't without its weaknesses. Undead mobs are damaged by healing magic, Endermen and Blazes are damaged by water, the Warden is blind and easily tricked with sounds, most undead mobs burn in daylight, Vexes eventually die, Steve can be interrupted while healing or slinging back an arrow, and using a Shield heavily limits his mobility.

Discombobulated: But even so, be careful Minecrafters, because you're gonna get mobbed by a mob of mobs!

TABS

Sage: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator...a game where you simulate battles between different units.

Discombobulated: That's my kinda game! Me personally, my strategy is: GIANT MAMMOTH ARMY! THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Sage: Speaking of Mammoths, they can survive being frozen, which has been calculated at 0.2229 Tons of TNT. Bank Robbers can lift a giant safe that has a calculated mass of 15.9268 Metric Tons.

Discombobulated: Even fodder units like Halflings can break walls.

Sage: The wall breaking feat has been calculated at 2.1 Megajoules.

Discombobulated: Painters are able to dodge tank shells, and basically all units can keep up with them in battle. Strong units like the Minotaur are resistant to fear inducement and poisons. Zeus is able to command lightning!

Sage: Brawlers and various other units are skilled with weapons, Berserkers and some other units are invulnerable while jumping, Valkyries can fly, and Samurai can deflect projectiles.

Discombobulated: Firework Archers and various other units can snipe targets from afar with projectiles! The Dragon unit is a group of wobblers manning a replication of a dragon that's somehow able to BREATH FIRE?!

Sage: The Hwacha unleashes a rain of arrows onto foes. The Monkey King can clone himself, is invulnerable while jumping, and extend his staff to increase his range. The clones however, will eventually disappear in a puff of smoke. Blunderbuss are resistant to piercing damage.

Discombobulated: Booooring...Bomb Throwers throw EXPLOSIVE BOMBS, CAUSING MASSIVE DESTRUCTION! They even drop a bomb upon death, ensuring their death isn't in vain! Captains are strong enough to send other units flying! They can even parry melee attacks effortlessly!

Discombobulated: Thor is one of the strongest units in TABS, being able to call down lightning, and deflect up to 15 projectiles!

Sage: Thor's hammer created a crater, destroyed a castle, and burned trees, a feat calculated at 13.853869502868 Tons of TNT. The Dark Peasant can summon hands, fire blasts of darkness from its hands, lift opponents with its hands, and automatically summon hands to defend against projectile attacks.

Discombobulated: The Dark Peasant can even physically overpower and lift Bank Robbers, Tanks, Ice Giants, and many more units! Super Peasants can fly across entire maps in seconds and fight with Dark Peasants and groups of Thors!

Sage: The Ice Giant can easily kill a Mammoth and can shoot freezing ice from its mouth and is far stronger than Thor. The Ice Giant is the third most durable unit in the game behind the Super Peasant and Dark Peasant.

Discombobulated: The Ice Giant is so strong its punches create shockwaves! The Super Peasant can launch Mammoths, Ice Giants, and Tanks HUNDREDS OF METERS with their attacks!

Sage: Many units like the Super Peasant will continue fighting even when impaled by spears! The Ice Giant can fight five Mammoths at once and come out on top, as well as continuing to fight just after taking multiple spears to the stomach!

Discombobulated: The Super Peasant's homing punches ensure it rarely misses, and the Dark Peasant can create an explosion of dark energy! The Dark Peasant's Dark Hands can one tap most other units in TABS by grabbing them and slamming them into the ground really hard!

Sage: Dynamite Throwers throw a stick of dynamite at foes, although they usually die from the explosion. Divine Arbiters shoot projectiles that call down a powerful beam of light upon impact.

Discombobulated: The Chronomancer's punch is so strong it literally stops the target's time, making them frozen! Not only that, the Chronomancer can fly and even transform into to recover health! If hit, the Void Monarch will teleport to the source of the damage. The Void Monarch can even summon dark spikes, and transform to heal just like the Chronomancer! Mad Mechanics wield two flamethrowers that spew blue fire, which can burn at a scorching heat of three thousand degrees Fahrenheit!

Sage: Correct. Blue fire can indeed reach that temperature level.

Discombobulated: I knew memorizing the heat of all colors of fire would come in handy! Like, did ya know that white fire usually starts at temperatures of over two thousand degrees Fahrenheit?

Sage: Why do you even memorize that?

Discombobulated: No reason. Just something my uncle recommended me to do.

Sage: ...Anyway, TABS units aren't without their weaknesses. Dynamite Throwers are useless after one attack, Blunderbuss is vulnerable to blunt damage and explosions, the Monkey King's clones will eventually disappear, etc.

Discombobulated: But even so, watch out, because from primordial Mammoths to the divine Thor, TABS always has a way to bring ya down!

Prelude

Sage: The combatants are set. I've run the data through all possibilities.

Discombobulated: IT'S TIME FOR A DEEAATTH BATTLEE!!!

Pre-Death Battle

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Start!

A Cow is peacefully grazing in a Plains biome at night when suddenly, a portal opens and and army of TABS units comes pouring out. An army of Overworld mobs arrives, attracted by the commotion. Nether mobs emerge from a Nether portal. Steve arrives, dressed in Iron armor and with his shield at the ready.

TABS Units: Thor, Super Peasant, Dark Peasant, Void Monarch, Divine Arbiter, Chronomancer, Monkey King, Dragon, Mammoth, Ice Giant, Dynamite Thrower, Mad Mechanic, Cactus, Samurai, Minotaur

Minecraft: Steve, Ender Dragon, Wither, Warden, Zombie, Skeleton, Creeper, Blaze, Ghast, Pillager, Vindicator, Evoker, Witch, Iron Golem, Enderman

DEATH BATTLE!

The Dynamite Thrower and Creeper charge at each other. The resulting explosions kill them both. The Skeleton fires an arrow at the Samurai, but it just deflects it. Steve drinks a Speed Potion and runs over to the Void Monarch, dodging dark spikes. Steve slashes the Void Monarch with his Iron sword. The Void Monarch and Steve clash swords, sending sparks flying. Steve dashes away as the Super Peasant swoops down. Steve builds an Iron Golem. The Iron Golem lumbers over to the Ice Giant. The two clash, their blows creating shockwaves and knocking down trees. The Ice Giant rips an oak tree off the ground and throws it at the Iron Golem, who tanks the impact before knocking the tree aside. The Zombie slowly walks towards the Samurai, who dashes forward and cuts down the Zombie in an instant. Rotten Flesh and an Iron Ingot lay on the ground. The Ghast shoots a fireball that the Samurai deflects but the Ghast dodges it. The Blaze's fireballs strike the Samurai from the side, sending him flying away.

An Enderman teleports behind the Ice Giant and punches it, distracting it enough for the Iron Golem to punch it in the face. The Ice Giant breathes ice on the Iron Golem, but fireballs from the Blaze interrupt it. The Divine Arbiter fires a projectile at the Blaze, who counters it with fireballs. The projectile lands on the ground, summoning a beam of light. The Blaze floats away, shooting fireballs at the Divine Arbiter, who just barely dodges them. The Pillager fires an arrow at the Cactus but it just bounces off. The Cactus marches forward and whacks the Pillager in the face, stabbing it. The Pillager fires an arrow into the Cactus, but that just launches a spike that goes straight through the Pillager, killing it. A Ghast fireball explodes, cracking the armor and engulfing the Cactus in flame. A arrow from the Skeleton finishes the Cactus off. The Enderman teleports behind the Monkey King and punches it before teleporting away, distracting the Monkey King so a Ghast fireball hits him. The Monkey King leaps into the air, striking the Ghast multiple times and making many clones of himself. One of the clones knocks the Ghast down into the ground, killing it.

The Mammoth charges forward but the Witch throws a Potion of Slowness on it before sniping it with a Potion of Poison. The Iron Golem throws the Ice Giant into the Mammoth, sending the two units tumbling into a tree. The Minotaur charges at Steve, who quickly drinks a Potion of Leaping before jumping up, placing an Anvil on the side of a tree. The Anvil falls down and crushes the Minotaur. The Skeleton shoots at the Monkey King, who dodges and leaps towards the Skeleton. Steve leaps up and interrupts the Monkey King with a flurry of slashes from his Iron Sword. The Void Monarch stabs Steve, impaling him. Steve teleports away with an Ender Pearl and equips enchanted Netherite Armor, eating some Steak to heal. Steve draws an enchanted Netherite Sword and dashes forward, clashing weapons. The Void Monarch summons dark spikes, which Steve blocks with his Shield. The Super Peasant and Dark Peasant jump Steve, ragdolling him around. Steve pulls out a TNT Minecart, causing a massive explosion that knocks the Super and Dark Peasants back. Steve jumps into the crater and tunnels down with his Netherite Pickaxe. The Dark Peasant's Hands grab chunks of Stone and Gravel in an attempt to pursue Steve. Steve places Obsidian above him to slow down the Dark Peasant as he continues tunneling down, breaking into an Ancient City. The Dark Peasant breaks into the Ancient City and throws chunks of Deepslate at Steve, who dodges them. The Deepslate chunks slam into the ground, activating a Sculk Shrieker twice. Steve builds up and away with Cobblestone, blocking a blast of darkness with a quick wall of Obsidian before teleporting away with Chorus Fruit and tunneling away...into a Stronghold. The noise activates the Sculk Shrieker, meaning it has been activated three times. The Warden climbs out of the ground. The Dark Peasant blasts the Warden with darkness. The Warden roars, shooting the Dark Peasant with a sonic boom that knocks it all the way to the surface. The Warden digs through layers of Deepslate and Stone quickly, bursting to the surface. Meanwhile, a massive head sporting jaws and two purple eyes emerges from a filled End Portal in the Stronghold. The Super Peasant flies forward, grabbing the Blaze and crushing its head. The Samurai clashes with the Vindicator. The Skeleton shoots an arrow at the Samurai, who deflects it. The Vindicator strikes the Samurai with its Iron Axe, slamming it into the ground. The Vindicator brings its axe down, finishing off the Samurai. The Ice Giant is fighting the Iron Golem when the Super Peasant flies into them and repeatedly punches the Iron Golem before throwing it into the Skeleton, crushing it. The Super Peasant grabs the Iron Golem and slams it into the ground, finally killing it. The Enderman teleports behind the Super Peasant but is instantly killed with a punch.

Suddenly, the Ender Dragon bursts from the ground, Steve atop her back. Steve jumps down as the Ender Dragon dives down, sending the Void Monarch, Divine Arbiter, Chronomancer, Monkey King, and Mammoth flying. The Divine Arbiter fires homing projectiles at the Ender Dragon, who retaliates with a Dragon Fireball, scorching the Divine Arbiter's face and melting his head. The Warden charges towards the Dark Peasant, who's hands grab the Warden and toss it away. Steve places down four Soul Sand in a T shape and three Wither Skeleton Skulls on top, summoning the Wither. The Ice Giant grabs the Evoker, who stuns it with Evocation Fangs and summons Vexes. The Monkey King's clones kill the Vexes and jump the Evoker, finishing it off. The Chronomancer and Mad Mechanic try to finish off the Wither before it spawns, but they're too late and the spawn explosion kills them both. The Void Monarch transforms, recovering its wounds. Thor calls down lightning, setting the Witch ablaze. The Witch drinks a Potion of Fire Resistance and then a Potion of Healing. The Wither fires Wither Skulls at Thor, damaging him. The Void Monarch impales the Witch and impales the Vindicator with dark spikes. Steve throws an Ender Pearl onto the Mammoth, teleporting onto it before plunging his Netherite Sword into its head, killing it. The Monkey King whacks Steve with his staff, cloning himself. One of the clones hits Steve from behind and another punches him from the front. Steve defends himself with his Shield, blocking hits. The real Monkey King extends his staff, catching Steve off guard and knocking him back. One of the clones hits Steve from behind. Steve turns around, swinging his Netherite Sword, but the clones disappear in puffs of smoke. Steve gets his back up against a tree, waiting as the Monkey King charges. Steve slashes his staff in half before impaling the Monkey King with a Trident. The Ender Dragon swoops down, ramming into the Dragon and sending the wobblers flying everywhere. The wobblers fall down and instantly turn into splats of blood on the ground. Thor calls down lightning, striking the Wither, who retaliates with Wither Skulls. The Warden charges towards the Dark Peasant, whose hands come to stop it. One of the Dark Hands grabs the Warden and slams it on the ground. The Warden grabs the Dark Hand and rips it in half before blasting the Dark Peasant with a Sonic Boom. Steve snipes the Super Peasant with a flaming arrow from his Bow. The Super Peasant flies down but Steve escapes with his Elytra. The two clash in the air, fists colliding with Netherite Sword.

The Ender Dragon swoops down and pins the Ice Giant down. The Ice Giant punches the Ender Dragon, stunning her. The Ice Giant grabs the Ender Dragon and slams her head into the ground. The Ender Dragon swings her tail, knocking the Ice Giant back. The Ice Giant is blasted with a stream of purple acid, which starts melting it. The Ender Dragon bites the Ice Giant's arm before throwing it away, causing it to crash into a tree. The Ender Dragon flies up and dives down, tearing through the ground and knocking the Ice Giant into a cave. The Ice Giant falls into a pit of lava and burns away. The Void Monarch leaps onto the Ender Dragon and stabs her head with its sword. The Ender Dragon roars in agony and crashes into the ground. The Void Monarch pulls its sword out and slashes the Ender Dragon repeatedly. The Ender Dragon knocks the Void Monarch away with a swing of her tail before blasting it with her purple acid breath. Steve blocks a punch from the Super Peasant with his Shield, which breaks. The Super Peasant grabs Steve and starts ragdolling him around. Steve escapes with Chorus Fruit and places down a Lightning Rod. When Thor tries to zap the Wither with lightning, his lightning strikes the Lightning Rod. The Wither blasts Thor with Wither Skulls. The Super Peasant notices and blitzes the Wither, punching it repeatedly over and over. The Super Peasant throws the Wither into the ground before flying towards Steve and punching him so hard his Netherite Armor breaks. The Super Peasant rips the Netherite Sword from Steve's hand and kicks him away before flying off. Steve is sent flying into a ravine but survives with his Totem of Undying. The Super Peasant plunges the Netherite Sword into the Wither before punching it repeatedly and slamming it into the ground.

The Wither enters its below half health state, summoning three Wither Skeletons which are killed instantly by the Super Peasant. The Wither charges up before dashing forward, knocking the Super Peasant back and ravaging the landscape. The Ender Dragon flies up to the surface, bursting out with a roar that echoes throughout the battlefield. The Void Monarch climbs back up and dashes forward, slashing at the Wither. The Super Peasant and Void Monarch gang up on the Wither, beating it into the ground. The Wither retaliates with another charge. The Warden reaches the Dark Peasant and grabs it before slamming it into the ground and relentlessly punching it, ripping Dark Hands in half. Thor throws his Hammer, knocking the Warden away. Steve emerges from the ravine, dressed in Protection 4 Netherite Armor and wielding a Sharpness 5 Netherite Sword. Steve throws a bunch of Potions of Harming at the Wither, healing it back up to above half health and damaging the Super Peasant and Void Monarch. Steve also builds obsidian boxes with Ender Crystals inside, healing the Ender Dragon. The Ender Dragon knocks Thor towards Steve, who places down a dozen TNT Minecarts before escaping with a Ender Pearl. The following explosion kills Thor and sends TNT Minecarts flying towards the Dark Peasant, damaging it. The Warden grabs the Dark Peasant and rips it in half. The Wither dodges dark spikes and blasts the Void Monarch with Wither Skulls. The Super Peasant flies towards Steve but the Ender Dragon swoops down and knocks it away before pinning it on the ground and blasting purple acid. The Super Peasant desperately tries to escape but the Ender Dragon keeps it pinned down as the acid melts its flesh away. The Void Monarch realizes it is alone as the Warden, having heard it, charges forward. The Wither and Ender Dragon fire Wither Skulls and Dragon Fireballs at the Void Monarch, who dodges the projectiles but is blasted by the Warden's Sonic Boom, straight into Steve who impales it with his Netherite Sword before decapitating it with a final slash.

The Ender Dragon and Wither fly away as the Warden digs into the ground, leaving Steve alone on the ravaged battlefield.

Results

Discombobulated: Wow! So many characters! There's a lot to go over, so we'll separate this into parts.

Attack Potency & Durability

Sage: Top tiers of Minecraft such as the Ender Dragon, Wither, Warden, and Steve scale to 40.8432241873804998 Kilotons of TNT while the top tiers of TABS such as Thor, the Super Peasant, Dark Peasant, Ice Giant, and more scale to a measly 13.853869502868 Tons of TNT. More average Minecraft mobs far upscale 0.0136 Tons of TNT or 56.9024 Megajoules while more average TABS units scale to 2.1 Megajoules.

Discombobulated: Minecraft may take the edge in attack potency and durability, but maybe TABS can outlift or outspeed Minecraft?

Lifting Strength

Sage: Not so fast. While TABS top tiers far upscale and average TABS units scale to 15.9268 Metric Tons, Minecraft top tiers like the Ender Dragon easily overpower Steve, who can lift 80920.0833 Metric Tons. TABS might be faster tho.

Speed

Discombobulated: TABS units can deflect bullets and tank shells, dodge lightning, and more! These feats get into the faster than sound ranges of speed, while even top tiers in Minecraft can't dodge the Warden's Sonic Boom attack, which should travel at the speed of sound!

Sage: TABS may be faster, but this could change with their powers and other attributes.

Powers & Other

Discombobulated: While TABS units are generally faster, this would be almost irrelevant because what happens when ya punch something far more durable than yourself, like, a brick wall? Your fist gets hurt, but the brick wall is fine.

Sage: TABS had no way to quickly deal significant damage to Minecraft's heavy hitters due to the stat gap. This is made worse by the fact that Steve can revive himself with Totems and heal the Wither with Harming Potions, which would damage any TABS unit.

Discombobulated: Obsidian in Minecraft can tank a Charged Creeper's explosion without taking any damage!

Sage: A Charged Creeper's explosion yields 21.325685 Tons of TNT, meaning even TABS top tiers would struggle breaking Obsidian. So, Steve could have Ender Crystals encased in Obsidian constantly heal the Ender Dragon.

Discombobulated: Not only that, but the Wither alone could take out most units by simply flying above them and sniping them down. Every time the Ender Dragon swoops down, it sends whatever TABS unit she flies into flying away! TABS would quickly run out of options. In this battle, we limited the armies, but even by including everyone, Minecraft would still win (there are 139 TABS units and 88 Minecraft mobs, including Steve). This looks bad at first, especially since a good amount of Minecraft mobs like the Cow and Pig are useless! But...Steve can build Withers.

Sage: An Enderman can easily just grab Steve and teleport them both into the Nether, where Steve can then gather resources and build a massive Wither army to fight against TABS.

Discombobulated: Before you say that the Withers would attack Steve, remember that this is a hypothetical scenario where Minecraft is willing to team up against TABS.

Sage: Minecraft would likely win.

Minecraft (Winner)

+Far higher AP & Durability

+Far higher Lifting Strength

+Basically all top tiers had permanent Thorns due to the fact that striking something far more durable than yourself mostly damages you

+Steve had plenty of ways to support heavy hitters by healing them

+Steve could safely build a massive Wither army in the Nether without risk of TABS interrupting

+Steve had great survivability with Totems and potions

-Far slower

TABS (Loser)

+Far faster

-Speed advantage is somewhat irrelevant due to the fact that striking something far more durable than yourself mostly damages you

-Far lower AP & Durability

-Far lower Lifting Strength

-No easy way to kill Minecraft's heavy hitters especially with Steve's survivability

-Any damage done could be undone by Steve's healing

-No way to stop Steve from building a massive Wither army in the Nether

Connections

Connections

1. Both are popular video games involving combat
2. Both have a relatively simplistic art style
3. Both have dragons (Ender Dragon for Minecraft and Dragon for TABS)
4. Both have enemies that cause an explosion that kills themself (Creeper for Minecraft and Bomb Thrower for TABS)

Contrasts

1. Minecraft is more focused on survival and building while TABS is more focused on strategy and combat