| “ | My name is Michael J. Caboose. And I... Hate... Taxes! | „ |
| ~ Caboose when fighting Tex robots |
Michael J. Caboose, usually just referred to as Caboose, is one of the main characters from the Rooster Teeth web show, Red vs. Blue. He and his teammates previously fought the Red Team in the 136th episode of Death Battle, Red VS Blue.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- Caboose vs. GIR (Completed)
- Caboose vs Yang (Completed)
Battles Royale[]
With the Blue Team[]
- Bat Family vs Blue Team
- RED Team vs Blue Team (Completed)
- Team JNPR vs Blue Team (Completed)
- The Wattersons vs Blue Team
With the Reds and Blues[]
Battle Record[]
WARNING: The following tab will reveal the numbers of wins and losses for the following character. Read at your own risk.
Battle Record
- Wins: 4
- Losses: 1
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Aqua (Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku Wo!)
- Bob (SMG4)
- Ed (Ed, Edd & Eddy)
- Harley Quinn (DC Comics)
- Mako Mankanshoku (Kill la Kill)
- Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)
- Serial Designation N (Murder Drones)
- The Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
- Tari (SMG4/Meta Runner)
History[]
Caboose was one of the new recruits sent to Blood Gulch as part of the Blue Team. He is often the most dim-witted member of the Blue Team as a result of brain damage and is often the most childish member of the group. Despite that, Caboose is loyal to his friends and is often the strong man of the group.
Death Battle Info (Official)[]
Blue Team[]
- Wields a rifle controlled by Freckles
- Has killed more Blues than Reds
Equipment[]
- M&D Mangum
- Magazine: 12 rounds
- x2 magnifying scope
- MA5C Assault Rifle
- Magazine: 32 rounds
- Rate of fire: 900 RPM
- BR85 Battle Rifle
- Magazine: 36 rounds
- Range: 1,500 m | 4,920 ft
- Type-1 Energy Sword
- Length: 126.8 cm | 50 in
- Plasma cutting blade
- It's actually a key
Feats[]
- Tucker somehow birthed an alien baby
- Survived a 10 megaton bomb
- Some are strong enough to lift a tank
- Tex was ranked #1 Freelancer
- Key figures in toppling Project Freelancer
- Caboose beat the Zealots by himself
- Defeated Agent Wyoming & Felix
Death Battle Info (Fanon)[]
Weapons and Armor[]
Assault Rifle UNSC "Freckles"[]
- It is the basic assault rifle from the same game franchise. It is an automatic firearm that weighs 7.7lbs-9.1lbs (3.5kg-4.1kg) and fires ammunition of M118 7.62 X 51mm Fmj-Ap.
- Cabooses weapon has been modified so that he cannot use it (since his past has been proven he cannot be trusted with any firearm). Instead, when he fires, it shoots confetti and makes party sounds.
- Freckles has a motion tracker so that can scan a 50-mile radius. And Freckles can only be wielded by Caboose, so if someone were to take the weapon out of his hands, it'll attack the imposter, and shoot confetti if anyone else tries to use it.
- Freckles has aimbot, meaning one shot from the rifle, can kill most enemies, due to Freckles aiming at parts of the enemy that is vital and firing rounds till it succeeds.
M808B Main Battle "Scorpion" Tank[]
- Should have the same durability as an average tank.
MJOLNIR Powered Assault MK V Helmet[]
- Standard Helmet, Old model
- Immune to armor locks
- Durable enough to withstand a 277-foot drop
MJOLNIR Powered Assault MK VI Armor[]
- Increases the users durability and strength
- Should be exactly like the armor Spartans wear normally in combat, so it should still have Re-chargeable force fields and tiatanium alloy plating.
Feats[]
- Is quite possibly the physically strongest person in the RVB universe, being able to withstand the gravity of an area that was increased tenfold, meaning he weighs ten times more than he usually is, without even noticing it.
- The previous episode shows evidence of Caboose strength, he was capable of carrying Andy the Bomb, which Agent Texas couldn't, and she can flip over a 72.75 ton tank.
- Able to easily shoot Agent South Dakota on his own after Church asked him to help her.
- Survived landing headfirst from falling off a 277-foot cliff.
- He survived even greater heights. After running through an active minefield and getting blasted into the sky, he didn't fall back to earth for more than a minute, and he was fine.
- Befriended with numerous individuals or animals throughout his adventures including Sheila, a Sangheili, Andy the Bomb, Freckles (at first a mantis drone), Santa (an ancient A.I.), dinosaurs, and Loco (one of the Blues and Reds who are enemies of the Reds and Blues)
- Is the only person of the Reds and Blues that is able to pilot tanks effectively made by humans and aliens.
- Outran a Warthog which can drive up to 77.67 mph
- Catch up with Huggins halfway across Blood Gulch
- Caboose can't actually move as fast as her, who at full speed is as fast as light, but he's able to reach to her from Blue Base to the middle of Blood Gulch in 8 seconds
- Survived having a half-gallon of blood sucked from his body by Tucker's alien child without any long-term damage. For any normal human, this would require a blood transfusion
- Accurate enough to write his name on a wall with sustained gunfire.
- Casually flipped a Warthog right-side-up (Warthogs weigh 3.3 tons)
- Moved a large crate
- Snuck up right in front of Simmons without him noticing
- Sent a Zealot flying and crashing into multiple metal bars like a pinball simply by whacking him once with a golf club
- Overpowered an army of Tex clones with little effort while enraged
- Somehow completed Washington's obstacle course in literally less than a second and came out without exhaustion nor a single scratch (the obstacle course was filled with things such as landmines and a literal active battlefield)
- Regularly tanked explosions from missiles and grenades
- Alongside the Reds and Blues, survived a 10 megaton bomb
- Repaired a Mantis Drone
- Was set ablaze more than once and lived
- Somehow survived drinking gasoline since the first time he met Church (and that is at least several years)
- Somehow survived drinking a lot of sea water (causes dehydration faster than not drinking water)
- While the rest of his squad was clearly tired out from running, Caboose kept happily sprinting along
- During a training session, casually performed 33 push-ups with no difficulty (though he didn't count properly, the others did 39 already, but its most likely Caboose could do even much more than that)
- Single-handedly escaped the Labyrinth
- Defeated Zealots, South Dakota, dozens of Tex clones
- Helped defeat Felix, Hargrove, Blues and Reds, Genkins
Weaknesses[]
- Is very trusting (except when very angry)
- Intellectually disabled
- No actual military training
- Can be easily distracted
- Although he is strong, Caboose displayed no actual forms of hand-to-hand combat training
- Is prone to shooting his teammates were it not for Freckles
- He is color blind
- Defeated by Gamma and Meta