Description[]
They both are the cloned counterparts of natural others (Mew and Superman) and posses the different or similar powers of their counterparts. They both started out as evil or misunderstood until they had a change of heart and found a new home and purpose. They This is the Eleventh episode of the Fifth season of Dandyclaw's Death Battle.
Interlude[]
·Wiz: Cloning, the ability to create copies of one’s self in a type of science some believe could benefit the world in the future
·Boomstick: But in some occasions the desired clones end up being the exact opposite of the very thing they were trying to create
·Wiz: Bizarro, the Dolt of Steel and doppelgänger of Superman.
·Boomstick: And Mewtwo, the Genetic Pokemon, and clone of Mew. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
·Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle!
Bizarro was Designed to Replace superman for Death Battle[]
o Wiz: Superman is among the most heroic and powerful characters in all of DC history. He is an inspiration to all heroes and beloved by every being on Earth.
o Boomstick: Well, all but one being, his arch-nemesis, Lex Luthor. From the very beginning he flew into Metropolis, the man of steel has been the bane of Lex’s existence.
o Wiz: In Lex's eyes, Superman was a massive issue for mankind. If humans no longer had to solve problems themselves, they would surely become a weaker race, completely dependent upon this otherworldly savior.
o Boomstick: On several occasions, Lex has tried to manipulate or blackmail Superman to get him under his thumb. From threating him with kryptonite to kidnapping his loved ones, but good old Superman always found a way to foil Luthor’s plan and strongly resist his urge to not break him in half. Because believe me, it’s so hard not to want to punch that guy in the face.
o Wiz: So, Lex’s decided that if he couldn’t own Superman, like he owned the rest of the city, he would do what he did best: build his very own.
o Boomstick: For the next several years, Lex spied on Superman from afar, secretly observing all his fights with every supervillain he fought. He’s like the creepy obsessive number one fan you just can’t get to leave you alone.
o Wiz: On the few occasions that Superman got hurt and bleed or even touched the service of an object, Lex would send his scientists out to collect as much DNA as they possibly could. When he finally had enough, Lex began set out to do the one thing nobody in his universe could do, clone Superman.
o Boomstick: I'm not sure I like where this is heading...
https://youtu.be/9BMitZtJtuY?si=AULba8Q8luN3J2N0
o Wiz: After months of testing and planning, Luther’s clone of the man of steel emerged as an exact replicate of the original. With this new creation under his control, he planned to use the clone to create of “Supermen” to sell to the highest bitter or rule the world as he saw fit.
o Boomstick: Or so he thought. At first, the clone looked and acted like the real Superman, he wasn't aware of Superman’s alter ego Clark Kent, which prompted the real SM to investigate the matter and discover what Luthor was doing. That's more than enough to piss Sup’s off, and yet all he did was report him to the cops. Still trying to be a boy scout.
o Wiz: However, due to Lex rushing to complete the experiment, the cloning process was unstable and the clone started to mutate over time into both form and mind into a grotesque version of the Man of Steel.
o Boomstick: He went from handsome and hunky to hideous and horrible. Even when mocked at and humiliated by Lex’s goons and the citizens of Metropolis, the clone still thought he was the real Superman and continued to try and protect the world in the opposite way.
https://youtu.be/z4gIU-TZy_s?si=azq5wfcfUksX8hhC
o Wiz: It even took on the name that was used to tease him by Luthor’s scientist for being such a failure compared to the actual man of steel, Bizarro.
o Boomstick: I hate cheap knockoffs.
o Wiz: As he is a…"cough" disfigured…clone of Superman, Bizarro possessed the abilities similar to that of the man of steel: super strength, speed, flight, durability, super senses, and x-ray.
o Boomstick: He is capable of flying or running near Mach 3 speeds and is durable enough to survive massive explosions or forces. Like the time he destroyed the lab where was created, resulting in its destruction of cource, which he was in the center of and he was just fine.
o Wiz: Bizarro's strength is roughly equal to that of Superman, who can lift an entire stone island out of the sea and throw it into outer space. He’s fought and held his own not only against the man of steel, but several other of DC’s heavy hitters, like the amazon heroine Wonder Woman, the undead super-zombie Solomon Grundy, and the intergalactic bounty hunter Lobo.
https://youtu.be/lKy0f9LNhYw?si=bubnA609kQ-pBbCg
o Boomstick: He's one tough son of a b”””. He’s flown though several thick sheets of ice without flinching, survived flying into deep space, and knocked out Gorilla Gordd with one measly punch. Stupid monkey had it coming anyway.
o Wiz: As Superman's opposite, Bizarro is unaffected by the radiation of Green Kryptonite, and can even absorb by breath or ingestion to enhance his powers. This enhancement also him to become temporarily more powerful than Superman.
o Boomstick: He also talks in opposite too, everything he says and does is the exact opposite than what he means to do like. Instead of “Up up and away” its “Down down, and away.”
o Wiz: Another thing that makes Bizarro stand out from Superman is their different vision and breath powers. While Superman can use Heat vision and Freeze breath, Bizarro has Ice vision and Flame Breath.
o Boomstick: Meaning he can freeze people with his ice and blast through metal with his breath. Awesome, with those powers, I can heat up my own food and freeze Wiz into a statue, like when you did that to me.
o Wiz: It was one time. With all the powers of an alien god, but with the mind of toddler, Bizarro set out to prove that he was just as good of a superhero as Superman, or even better.
https://youtu.be/T_tVo2g8QZ4?si=72u9MDyvD-VvUOko
o Boomstick: Though most of his heroic acts of kindness ended in disaster. He saw an old lady pick up groceries from a store and thought she was stealing, so he through he in jail, literally. He saw some constructions workers trying to tear down an old building, he trashed their equipment because he thought they were breaking stuff. And don’t get me started on the zoo incident…
o Wiz: Let’s just say it took Superman and the keepers hours to round up all those escaped animals that Bizarro unleashed since thought they were locked up for no reason.
o Boomstick: I’d give this guy an F on the Superhero report card.
o Wiz: Well, it’s not totally his faults. Due to rushing he clone process, Bizarro’s brain never really developed. Meaning he is still trying to learn who he really is and what is purpose in life was.
https://youtu.be/1GYfhHQmyT0?si=5IgTWP-WxpXLPZbp
https://youtu.be/C6PKvC4db1M?si=Vly2hA1nskACa8g3
o Boomstick: He also has a hard time controlling his emotions, and if he gets angry even in the slightest, Bizarro tends to lash out in fits of rage, wrecking everything in his path. Like a kid throwing a temper tantrum when he didn’t the last cookie.
o Wiz: Even after learning the truth of his origins, Bizarro still suffered from an identity crisis, and struggled to find his place in a world that would never accept him.
o Boomstick: He got so lonely and eager to prove himself a hero that he joined up with Teams like the “Legion of Doom” hoping to find a place to belong. Even if they only saw him as a means to an end to use as some added muscle to hold back Superman.
o Wiz: You can’t help but feel sorry for the walking abomination. All he really wanted to do was to help people, in his own way of course.
o Boomstick: So, uh, is Bizarro a good guy or a bad guy?
o Wiz: Uh, neither. He’s more off a “neutral Guy”. Due to his unintelligent nature, this makes him easily manipulated by more cunning and wicked beings such as Lex Luthor and Mr. Mxyzptlk.
o Boomstick: In his mind, he’s still a hero fighting to protect the planet. So honestly, you can’t help but feel sorry for the guy.
https://youtu.be/QH3ER0evn7Y?si=7rGGrGV96H1LruBa
o Wiz: Superman also felt the same way, but he knew Bizarro was too dangerous to keep on Earth. So, Superman took Bizarro to another planet far away from Earth that was capable of supporting life but was uninhabited by any sentient life. He told Bizarro that he could live on this world and defend it as he did on Earth.
o Boomstick: But in reality, Superman was sending him somewhere far way from Earth where he wouldn’t cause any more trouble. But at least he got to keep his creepy space lizard creature that he found at the Fortress of Solitude as his pet.
https://youtu.be/kPy3Dwv2y4M?si=Hg5ziji_fCpHpvWI
o Wiz: Overjoyed, Bizarro agreed to remain on this distant blue world and even recreating Metropolis from rocks and trees, pretending to "save" the trees from destruction the same way Superman would save people in harm's way.
o Boomstick: What a dumbass. Though he did find his way back to earth and later joined forces with former Robin Jason Todd and rogue Amazon Artemis to from the Outlaws, a ragtag group of vigilantes to do the deeds that no normal hero could handle.
o Wiz: Basically, beating up and killing criminals instead of locking them up in jail.
o Boomstick: Pretty much.
o Wiz: Well if that wasn't bad enough, he even forced some science dudes to create a whole Bizarro Justice League for him and a Bizarro clone of Lois Lane and Superman's Dog Krypto to be his new family.
https://youtu.be/vHj68TGCBSE?si=164i4Km-eTJCjjAf
o Boomstick: Oh GREAT, now their is more of them, and Supes though just one Bizarro was bad enough to deal with. But that doesn’t mean he can’t be taken down. Instead of Green Kryptonite, you gotta use genetically engineered Blue Kryptonite to weaken him. And if that doesn’t work, you can always just trick him into beating himself up; trust me, it’ll work.
o Wiz: But like Superman, he was killed by Doomsday in the injustice universe, but unlike him, he didn’t come back from the dead since he didn’t possess the solid Kyption genes to heal him. Still, Bizarro has remained a major figure in the Superman franchise, despite forever remained a major thorn in the side of Superman’s cape
o Boomstick: And not matter how many times he screws up or is manipulated by others, Bizarro will always try his very best to prove the everyone that he is just as good of a hero as the man of steel.
o Bizarro: Superman say you hate puppies
o Darkseid: I hate all creatures, great and small.
o Bizarro: Bizarro not let you hurt Krypto!
Mewtwo is too Uncontrollable for Death Battle[]
o Wiz: Mew is one of the most legendary Pokemon to ever exist. It is so rare that it is still said to be a mirage by many experts, or it is said to contain the DNA of every Pokemon that has ever lived. Only a few people have seen it worldwide.
o Boomstick: It’s no wonder that all those evil teams in the different Pokemon Regions are hellbent on capturing the cute little puff ball. Any trainer with a powerful Pokemon like that on their team would be invincible.
o Wiz: But no matter how hard searched for it or how many recruits they sent to find it, the New Species Pokémon would always find a way to elude its captors.
o Boomstick: It’s like playing “Where’s Waldo” on a map of the entire Galaxy. So, the criminal organization known as Team Rocket decide that is they couldn’t capture Mew, they would create one.
o Wiz: With the help of brilliant scientist Dr. Fuji, and after discovering a fossilized eyelash of the legendary Mew, Fuji agreed to utilize his expertise in cloning in order to create a living weapon and recreate the New Species Pokémon. Man, if only that guy existed for real, I’d love to pick his thought and find how he did this so I can do this myself.
o Boomstick: For the thousandth times, Wiz, no more DNA experiments!
o Wiz: You never let me shine.
o Boomstick: But really, Fuji only allied with the criminal mastermind Giovanni as a means to an end. This end being getting fundings for his true side project: the resurrection of his deceased daughter Amber.
https://youtu.be/yB9n5D-WQwc?si=OvufM-QyGWoNR9RJ
o Wiz: Cloned from the fossilized remains of the mythical Pokémon, the newly created Pokemon dubbed Mewtwo was created to become the world's strongest Pokémon. During its early development stages, the Genetic Pokémon established a psychic link with the mind of a young Amber, who taught it the wonders of the world.
o Boomstick: Amber taught Mewtwo about the brightness of sun and sky, the darkness of the moon and star, and you know, other stuff in life stuff. Including death, when she died for good right in front of him.
o Wiz: Worrying this may be too mentally traumatic for the still infant Mewtwo, Dr. Fuji's team erased all memory of her. With its happy memories altered and its body subjected to painful experiments, Mewtwo entered a world full of hurt, lost, and no clue of what it was. When it awoke and started communicating with the scientist, instead of answering it’s question of what he was, the scientists only celebrated with themselves for finally doing the impossible.
o Boomstick: In its angered state, Mewtwo turned on its creators and murdered everyone in the lab, before he was approached by the big man himself, Giovanni, who witnessed the carnage unfold from a safe distance. Using his manipulative nature, he convinced Mewtwo to work with him to further develop and perfect his mental abilities.
https://youtu.be/co0SKQ-PyuU?si=-BxW8PHjEdD7lJi3
o Wiz: However, after Mewtwo learned of its purpose to be only used a mere weapon for Giovanni's benefit, it escapes to an abandoned island, where it plotted its revenge against all humanity for abusing and manipulating it for it entire.
o Boomstick: So he created am massive storm and he tricked a bunch of random trainers to his island so he could create an army of other clone Pokemon to take over the world. Then he fought his original counterpart Mew, turned some stupid kid into stone, a bunch of Pokémon cried, and Mewtwo figured out humans aren't so bad after all. Took it long enough.
o Wiz: With a new sense of purpose, Mewtwo left its isolated home to explore the world and study both good and bad sides of humans and Pokemon. But that was just one of its many origin stories.
https://youtu.be/_-K-sVn8Iko?si=rdoH1CW_IEwqgj7M
o Boomstick: Sure, the experimentation and lab destruction scenes are all the same, but after that, it’s all up to the card, and a little dap of fate.
o Wiz: In one time line, Mewtwo was splices with the DNA of Scientist and Gym leader Blaine, making them biological bothers. While in the other, he was taken by Pokemon, where he finally was able to explore the better meanings of life.
o Boomstick: So long you filthy abomination, HA Ha. Oops, just pretend I never said anything, who know it could be reading my mind. (A Random object hits him In the back of the head).
o Boomstick: AH, it found me.
o Dummi: NO, THAT WAS JUST ME.
o Wiz: Anyway, Mewtwo is one of the most powerful Psychic-type Pokémon of its generation, defeating its foes with the power of its mind, rarely ever relying on its physical body for combat.
https://youtu.be/9DuKqvf37Y4?si=-wzHEgM2oteQT21w
o Boomstick: While it usually lets its cloned Pokémon grunts or superpower brain do its dirty work for it, Mewtwo’s not afraid to throw down itself, especially when a wannabe trainer has the nerve to take it on in a fight. Hey, hold on a minute. You keep calling him "it". Is Mewtwo a guy or a girl, make up your mind already?
o Wiz: Well, neither. Technically, it's genderless, alongside other Pokemon like Porygon and Magnemite.
o Boomstick: Then how come it sounds like a guy in the first movie a girl in the 16th movie.
o Wiz: Change of the storyline and death of original actors. Easy explanation.
o Boomstick: Not really, then how does it mate? Because every other Pokemon can, why can’t it.
o Wiz: It can’t. Like a said before, it is genderless. It’s not Male or Female, so it can’t mate, ever.
o Boomstick: Aw man, an army of Mewtwo would be cool as hell.
o Wiz: Or scary as hell. Could you imagine an army of those things on your team. You’d be unstoppable.
o Boomstick: Well, one thing's for sure, it's got awesome balls.
o Wiz: BOOMSTICK…
https://youtu.be/Q7CTc73Uqgk?si=rjN2b-ifNMhLcXpN
o Boomstick: SORRY, Sheesh…of ghost energy called Shadow Balls that are powerful enough to blow holes in stadiums! Add an onslaught of undodgeable stars called Swift, multiple types of defensive shields, and a healing ability for when those shields fail on it. Those are called…well…Counter, Barrier, and Recover, because why not.
o Wiz: Alongside its other powerful abilities, Mewtwo's favorite move is Psychic, a powerful form of telekinesis. With it, Mewtwo can effortlessly send enemies as heavy as a 500-pound Onix or a 600-poung Gyarados flying through a wall or single handedly lift up a whole herd of stampeding Tauros.
o Boomstick: He can even make himself fly through the air faster than a speeding Dragonite, which can fly faster than the speed of sound, being able to circle the globe in sixteen hours. Now that’s really freaking fast.
o Wiz: Also, it can blast it's opponents away with Psybeam, put people to sleep or mind control with Hypnosis, make it’s own manmade disasters with Psywave, knock them unconscious with Zen Headbutt, or occasionally smack it’s opponent around with a massive spoon made of psychic energy.
https://youtu.be/qM9_91sYvUo?si=uV45W3zDoLdcMbom
o Boomstick: It’s both an eating utensil and a weapon for battle. Isn’t it perfect?
o Wiz: No, nothing about Mewtwo is cute or cuddly. Especially when it uses moves like Aura Sphere, Hyper Beam, or Psystrike, attacks so strong, they can incapacitate the toughest of Pokémon in a single hit. Though it does come with the drawback of having to wait another more before using it again.
o Boomstick: But when trouble comes calling, Mewtwo answers the call with one of two badass Mega Evolution.
o Wiz: Mewtwo is one of the few Pokémon capable of Mega Evolving without the assistance of a trainer. As Mega Mewtwo Y, it gains enormous boosts in strength, defense, and speed.
o Boomstick: Making Mewtwo powerful enough to fly into space while carrying a robot bug monster or chase it around an entire city in lightning fast speeds.
https://youtu.be/AZ-OVXr6zGI?si=wOTCxA0UYN7iYYNa
o Wiz: As Mega Mewtwo X, it’s physical form become much larger and bulkier than its normal state. Going from an ordinary Psychic Type to a Psychic and Fighting Type.
o Boomstick: With Psychic power amplifying its muscles, it can lift with the strength of one ton and can sprint a hundred meters in two seconds flat!
o Wiz: In the first movie, Mewtwo went toe to toe with Mew itself and nearly destroyed the entire stadium they were in. In the end of the day, there was truly a winner in the fight as they were stopped when Ash sacrificed himself to make them stop.
o Boomstick: My money would have been on the OG cuddly Mew. Even without Mega evolution is one tough Pokemon to beat. It once caught an Aerodactyl's Hyper Beam, created a tornado by spinning it giant spoon, and defeated other legendary Pokemon like Deoxys and Articuno
o Wiz: Mewtwo is so skilled in its psychic prowess, it can wipe specific memories from dozens of people at once.
https://youtu.be/a_rlrd8i7hk?si=VmFCYUcrIlZCnkIx
o Boomstick: Good thing it didn’t work on the viewers, no one would want to forget a Pokemon as powerful and awesome as that.
o Wiz: It effortlessly defeated most of the Pokémon Champion's team, which tends to vary from time to time, and teleported an entire crater lake from the top of Mount Quena.
o Boomstick: We cannot emphasize this enough. Mewtwo is unstoppable!
o Wiz: Don’t be so sure about that.
o Boomstick: What are you talking about Wiz, have you seen what this thing can do? This Pokemon as beaten some of the toughest Legendary Pocket Monsters out there, nothing can stop it.
https://youtu.be/ftiydAKPV1E?si=1kSXrymraZzhkuXS
o Wiz: Well that is true, but being a Psychic Pokémon, Mewtwo is naturally weak to Bug-, Ghost-, and Dark-type damage. Strange Dr. Fuji didn't pull that code out of his DNA, but whatever.
o Boomstick: Hey, you gotta have some sort of failsafe when your making the world's most powerful Pokémon.
o Wiz: But it’s gonna take more than just a simple Bug Type Pokemon to take this Pokemon down.
https://youtu.be/mU2mjVScRg4?si=ivOvwR0Ul0yjWICm
https://youtu.be/QY4x8xbk5uk?si=fWUvLgXmIni2k1Y-
o Boomstick: Since fleeing into the wild, Mewtwo has spent it’s days explore the world around it and rescuing any Pokemon from suffer the same fate it endured.
o Wiz: For those willing to face this Pokemon in battle, pack plenty of positions and have six of your strongest Pokémon at your side, because if you want to catch this cloned monstrosity, you’d better be prepared to go big or go home.
o Boomstick: Yeah, go home with a batch of dead Pokemon and a bruised ego.
o Iris: It just changed!
o Ash: Hold on. You're...
o Mewtwo: I am Mewtwo.
o Cilan: Mewtwo?
Pre-Fight:[]
Wiz: all right the combatants are set, lets end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight[]
In the Pokemon sanctuary Pokemon Hills in New Tork City, the legendary Pokemon’s is resting on a hill watching several Pokemon play around with each other with a smile on its face. Suddenly the dome of the building starts to shake, and the Pokemon start to look around in worry. Then a projectile smashes through the glass dome and into the body of water, it is soon revealed to be the superman clone Bizarro as it floats over the water. Mewtwo then stands up as several Pokemon scurry behind it.
Bizarro: Me am Bizarro, me have come to save you all and stop villains.
Bizarro then starts to fly around and destroy the different man-made objects in the facility, from park benches to bridges. The other Pokemon start to flee the area in horror, while Mewtwo uses its psychic powers to fly into the air and confront Bizarro.
Mewtwo (though it’s thoughts): Stop, you are scaring the Pokemon
Bizarro: Who said, what?
Bizarro looks around to see where the voice in his head is coming from. It then sees Mewtwo standing behind it, floating a few feet away from him.
Mewtwo (thoughts): I said it, and I told you to stop destroying this place and hurting the Pokémon
Bizarro: Bizarro no hurt Pokemon, Bizarro here to save Pokemon. See!
Bizarro flies Down to the ground and uproots a tree before throwing it at the dome, sending it crashing outside. But Mewtwo catches the tree with its psychic powers before it hits some people outside and brings it back inside the facility. Bizarro then flies back into the air and poses like Superman.
Bizarro: See, Bizarro is hero, here to smash the day.
Mewtwo: I don’t know what you are, but I know you are not a human, Pokémon, or hero. Now I’m going to stop you before you hurt anyone else.
Bizarro: If you fight Bizarro, then you Bizarro friend, and Bizarro destroy all good friends.
Mewtwo fired three Shadow Balls at the alien, but they don't do much damage to the alien clone, only makes him angrier. Angered, the two clones charges at each other and clashed. Mewtwo use his psychic power to protect him as he catches Bizarro's fist, which still creates a shockwave which knocked them both to the ground. As the Pokemon flee the area, they fly back into the air, Mewtwo summons his spoon weapon, and they fly back at each other and exchange heavy blows. Mewtwo tries tries to stab at his opponent with his spoon but missed as Bizarro sidesteps with his enhanced speed, and it ends up breaking a whole in the dome shield. Bizarro unloads punches towards his opponent and knocked him hard, the latter retaliates by using Swift and launches several stars at the clone of superman that score a direct hit and make him fall to the ground.
Mewtwo: That was easy...Two Easy?
From out crater, Bizarro flies towards the genetic Pokémon and uses his freeze ray eyes to encase Mewtwo in a block of ice as it falls to the ground. When Bizarros over to tab on the ice block in curiosity, the ice begins to glow and then crack as Mewtwo burst its way out using it's Psychic attack. It then picks up the ice charges with Psychic and hurl them at Bizarro, who tires to block the projectiles coming at it. After they stop, Bizarro zooms forward and grabs Mewtwo by the neck and flies it through the glass dome and out of the Pokemon Hills. The Superman Clone flies Mewtwo into the city punch's it through a building.
Bizarro: Yeah! Bizarro is the loser, Bizarro is the...
Bizarro's cheering is as cut short when Mewtwo flies out of the building and launches a Hyper Beam attack that sends the superman clone smashing through several buildings. When Bizarro lands on the roof of a building, he barely has time to dust himself off before he sees Mewtwo flying towards him and whacked him with his spoon several times. Bizarro then punches Mewtwo away, but not before he grabs the spoon and breaks it in half.
Bizarro: YOU WILL NO BULLY BIZARRO NO MORE!
Bizarro charges into the air to attack the genetic Pokemon, but Mewtwo uses Barrier and forms a shield around it to block the attack. Confused, the clone superman tries punching it several more times to get through it, but can't penetrate it, put he does force Mewtwo down to ground level. As the sheild begisn to crack, Mewtwo uses its psychic powers to push Bizarro back in a bus just when the shield breaks open. He then flies out of the vehicle and unleashes his fire breath at Mewtwo, but Mewtwo uses its psychic abilities to take water from a nearby fountain and reflect the water at the fire, putting it out. Mewtwo unleashes Swift upon Bizarro, who attempts to fly away from the stars as fast as he can. However, thanks to Swift's no-miss ability, it quickly homes in on the clone, striking it and making plummet to the ground.
Mewtwo: That was almost entertaining.
Enraged, Bizarro flies again at the Pokémon. Then he he grabs Mewtwo, lifts him over his head and slams him on the ground a few time, before throws it away, and flies after it. But before he reaches a wall, Mewtwo teleports away, causing Bizarro to smash his head into it. The Clone Pokemon pulls his head out and steadies himself as Mewtwo appear behind him and creates another giant spoon to knock him into the air and back to the ground. Mewtwo the uses Psychic to take apart a building, piece by piece, and makes it collapse on top of Bizarro. But the ground shakes as Bizarro crawls from out of the debris unharmed.
Bizarro: Pretty Monster not scare Bizarro. Me am hero. Here to destroy!
Mewtwo: This creature is so confusing. But I will not let you destroy this world.
Bizarro burst out from the rubble behind and tackles Mewtwo through a couple of buildings. After it emerges from the building, Bizarro delivers a great uppercut which sends Mewtwo flying upwards. The Genetic Pokemon catches itself in mid-air, and flies back towards it's opponent. Bizarro, having lost sight of his foes, lets his guard down, is knocked into a building by a Hyper Beam attack which topples down on him. As Mewtwo flies down to the ground, it is amazed to still see Bizarro recovers and burst out from the rubble.
Mewtwo: This creature is much stronger than I though.
Bizarro: Grey Talking Monster am Bizarro new worst friend!
Bizarro lifts up a pile of rubble and throws it at Mewtwo. The Genetic Pokemon catches the rubble with Psychic and throws it right back at the Dolt of Steel. But the rubbles goes right through Bizarro, shattering to pieces, and he counters by winding up a big punch and flies straight at the Pokemon. By before it hits Mewtwo, it unleashes a Shadow Ball right in front of Bizarro's fist and the sheer power of the colliding attacks knocks them both back. Mewtwo flies into a construction site, and it looks around it's environment and uses Psychic to lift up several I-beams.
Bizarro: So Fair, Me no need a weapon.
Bizarro looks around his surroundings and spots a random lamp post nearby. Bizarro then rips out the lamp post from the ground and points it at Mewtwo.
Bizarro: Ha Ha, Me am unarmed now!
Mewtwo hurls the I-beams at Bizarro all at once, but Bizarro is fast enough to use the lamp post to knock away all the I-beam. Bizarro flies forawrd and swings his lamp post which knocked Mewtwo into a building. Furious, Mewtwo strikes back using Aura Aphere on Bizarro, knocking the superman clone back before smacking the Dolt of Steel hard into the ground with Shadow Ball from above. Mewtwo follows up by relentlessly smashing into Bizarro with Zen Headbutt while Bizarro blocks him using the lamp post. Bizarro counters Mewtwo assault with a huge swing of his lamp post, knocking back the Genetic Pokemon inot the air.
Bizarro: Pretty Monster stay close from Bizarro!
Mewtwo continues on its wild assault by launching Aura Spheres from above, as Bizarro continues to defend himself, but soon the lamp post breaks in half and Mewtwo uses Psychic to pry it our of Bizarro's hands and throw it into the distance, disarming him of his weapon.
Bizarro: Hey! Me am armed!
Mewtwo: Boo Hoo for You. Now where were we?
Mewtwo launches several Psybeam blasts at Bizarro, who dodges the beams and uses his Fire Breath to blast Mewtwo back. Mewtwo then uses Psychi to lift several cars and spins the them around the clone before it smashes them into Bizarro, and squeezes them tightly together, trying to crush the clone. However, Bizarro is too strong and uses his strength to push himself free. As Mewtwo struggles to contain the trapped clone, Bizarro soon breaks free from the crushes cars and tackles Mewtwo to the ground and starts punching it in the face, making the ground shake. However, Mewtwo places both of it's hands on Bizarro's head and use Psywave to unleash a psychic wave through Bizarro's head, making the Clone scream in pain and stumble backwards.
Bizarro: NOISE, SO MUCH IN BIZARRO'S HEAD.
With it's foe distracted, Mewtwo another giant spoon out of psychic energy and uses it to smack Bizarro around. It then creates multiple spoon and encases them around Bizarro, trapping him. Bizarro then punches his way free and unleashes a Freeze Breath that encases Mewtwo in ice. Bizarro then goes over and punches the ice figure, which shatters into pieces, but reveals that Mewtwo is no longer within it. Mewtwo reappears behind Bizarro and uses Shadow Ball to blast Bizarro from behind. Bizarro fires another Fire Breath, but this time Mewtwo catches the attack with Psychic and redirects the flames back at Bizarro. The attacks burns Bizarro's uniform, but not the clone himself.
Bizarro: You make Bizarro clothes clean, now Bizarro save you, HURTFULLY.
Bizarro charges at the genetic Pokemon, but it uses Psychic to stop Bizarro dead in his tracks. Bizarro is thrown across the street, slamming into a building, and flying around uncontrollably like a bullet before slamming back into the Pokémon Hills. Mewtwo floats back into the Pokemon Sanctuary and continues watching Bizarro getting slammed into the cliffs and ground over and over and over. Mewtwo then uses all its strength to slam Bizarro into a lake, splashing out all of the water and creating a crater in the middle. Mewtwo then floats down to see a seemingly unconscious Bizarro in the middle of the crater.
Mewtwo: Hopefully that was enough to finish him.
But Mewtwo is shocked to see Bizarro get back on his feet. His eyes are glowing blue with anger as it surges with power and legs out a loud scream that shatters the glass of dome of Pokemon Hill.
Bizarro: RAWR, Bizarro is Weakest Hero in the World.
Mewtwo tire to use Psychic again, but Bizarro slams his hands together and unleashes a Thunderclap that sends it flying backward. Before Mewtwo can get up, Bizarro then grabs it again and throws it into the side of the cliff and repeatedly punches it, causing the dome building to shake. Bizarro then blasts the genetic Pokemon with its fire breath and ice beam eyes continuously right at Mewtwo who, despite its injuries, blocks the fire and ice combo with the help of a barrier of pure psychic energy surrounding it using Protect. But the shield eventually breaks and Bizarro grabs Mewtwo again and punches it into the air and flies ahead of it to slam it back to the ground. Thinking the Pokemon is defeated, Bizarro does a little victory dance.
Bizarro: Ha, Bizarro is the loser, Bizarro is the loser.
But Mewtwo uses Recover to heal itself from most of its wounds and hover into the air. After its recovery, a bright light surrounds Mewtwo and it transforms into Mega Mewtwo Y. The two super-powered beings locked eyes as the people and Pokémon around them run for cover and hide. They begin to float up into the air and out of the building, staying perfectly at the same level, before being a bit above the highest buildings. They knew their duel had reached its climax, and only one was leaving alive.
Mewtwo: Let's end this.
Bizarro: Men second.
Mega Mewtwo made the first move, flying around and launching a rapid-fire stream of Shadow Balls, which Bizarro made no attempt to dodge. He simply fired Ice Beams from his eyes and frozen the Shadow balls in their place, making them fall and shatter to the ground. Mega Mewtwo then flies into the city with Bizarro chasing after it. The two engage in a high-speed chase throughout the city, as Mega Mewtwo flies past different objects and humans, while Bizarro goes right through them. Bizarro then catches up with Mega Mewtwo and grabs the Genetic Pokemon by the throat and launches it into the stratosphere with a powerhouse punch. Before Mega Mewtwo can flee, Bizarro comes out from out of the clouds and strikes it again, sending the Pokemon flying through the clouds with two more punches. He then flies ahead and catches Mega Mewtwo before he dives back down with it. But before they can slam it into the ground, Mega Mewtwo uses Psywave on Bizarro, scrambling his mind and making him let go of Mega Mewtwo, allowing it to get away and make Bizarro slam head first into the ground.
Mega Mewtwo then retaliates by using Psychic to pick up some very large pieces of rubble from nearby and throwing them at his opponent, surrounding Bizarro in and trapping him. It then attempts to crushing him again between two trucks with telekinesis, but Bizarro burst free from the rock prison. As Bizarro attempts to push the trucks away, Mega Mewtwo unleashes a Psybeam that pushes his opponent and the two vehicles into a building. But Bizarro burst out of the building carrying one of the trucks over his head.
Bizarro: BIZARRO AM CRUSH YOU GENTLE.
The Dolt of Steel then throws the truck at Mega Mewtwo, who makes no attempt to dodge. Instead, he set up another Barrier that protect it from the truck, causing it to explode upon contact. Mega Mewtwo then blasts several Aura Spheres at the Superman Clone, sending him into sky as it flies after him at rapid speed. It then fires a barrage of Aura Spheres at Bizarro, sending Bizarro further into the sky until the air in outer space. Mega Mewtwo finishes off by unleashing all of its energy into a Psystrike attack, unleashing a bright light that can be seen back from Earth that sends Bizarro crashing back in the middle of Pokemon Hills, setting off a big shockwave. Mega Mewtwo then floats back down, as it collapses and de-volves back into normal Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: Please let it be over.
But what happened next shocked Mewtwo. Bizarro rose from out of the crater, though badly hurt, still was able to heal himself with his Kryptonian Psychology. Before Mewtwo could fire another attack, Bizarro rushes and grabs Mewtwo by the throat.
Bizarro: Bizarro Hates Space, Want to Go for Fly.
Bizarro then catapults Mewtwo into orbit with a powerful uppercut. He follows Mewtwo into space and hammers it with an axe-handle punch, sending them crashing back down to Earth. Mewtwo is visibly starting to become exhausted with this fight, meanwhile his opponent, who has survived several of its most Powerful attacks, seemed perfectly fine. It then saw Bizarro coming back towards it from the sky carrying a Space Satellite with him, intending to crush the Genetic Pokémon. Using the last of its strength, Mewtwo gets back up and uses recover to heal itself. Just as Bizarro comes down with the satellite. As Bizarro flies to the ground from out of the dust, another bright light come from the cloud of dust, and as it clears, Mewtwo has now evolved into Mega Mewtwo X.
Bizarro: NO, PRETTY MONSTER TUNRN NO MORE
Mega Mewtwo: We'll see about that.
Bizarro then charges at Mega Mewtwo, but it uses it's newfound strength and Physical Body to catch the fist if the Dolt of Steel. With its free hand, Mega Mewtwo creates another Spoon in its hand and uses it to hit Bizarro backwards. Getting up and visibly angered, Bizarro charges at Mega Mewtwo, and the the latter does the same and both clones clash into each other yet again, creating another shockwave which further devastates their surroundings. However, this time they get into an armlock. But despite their struggle, Bizarro is still strong enough to overwhelmed Mega Mewtwo, and throws it a few distance.
Bizarro: Bizarro not stop you!
Mega Mewtwo: You’re still not making any sense!
Bizarro: Bizarro no care, he am villain who will make you feel good.
Bizarro takes a deep breath and unleash flames from his mouth, but Mega Mewtwo counters the flames with his Hyper Beam attack that charges at Bizarro, knocking him away. Mega Mewtwo then unleashes a Shadow Ball on Bizarro, but he counters with his own ice vision. Both of their attacks collide and creates an explosion on the area. After the dust clears, they fly back and exchange shots from afar, but Mega Mewtwo gets the upper hand when it flies above Bizarro and unleashes another Hyper beam from above. The Beam sends Bizarro deep into the ground, but he then flies back up the hole and grabs Mega Mewtwo by the neck and flies him into the air.
Bizarro: Me Love You.
Bizarro fires his Arctic Vision directly into Mega Mewtwo’s face. However, Mega Mewtwo manages to raise his hands and press his three fingers down over Bizarro’s eyes, pressing down hard on to the clone’s eyes. Mewtwo groan in agony and Bizarro screams in pain, as Mega Mewtwo holds back the pain and Bizarro’s eyes start to freeze over. The Dolt of Steel headbutts Mega Mewtwo as the ice shatters and the two fall back down to the ground.
Mega Mewtwo: Time to fight back.
Mega Mewtwo zips around the ravaged city, keeping out of reach from the enraged Superman clone, and delivers a series of fast blows from his Psychic Spoon to Bizarro’s face. It comes in for another fast blow, only for Bizarro to grab Mega Mewtwo’s spoon, kick him away, and uses his super strength to break the spoon in half. Bizarro then grabs a Hummer car and throws it at Mega Mewtwo.
Bizarro: Bizarro hits House Walk.
Mega Mewtwo floats up, grabs the car with its Psychic powers before tossing it at the Dolt of Steel. But Bizarro catches it easily only for Mega Mewtwo to use his Psystrike attack to blow up the vehicle. Bizarro flies up and punches Mega Mewtwo in an oil tanker and uses his flame breath to set it on fire as it explodes and he laughs manically. That laughter is cut short when Mega Mewtwo bursts through the explosion cloud and socks him in the jaw with his new spoon. Bizarro flies back into a billboard before Mega Mewtwo flies in and slams him in the chest with the spoon. As Bizarro crashes into the ground, Mewtwo floats down next to him.
Mega Mewtwo: This is your last chance, Yield.
Bizarro gets up and roars out loud as he lets out a flame from his mouth before he jets behind Mega Mewtwo, striking it twice. He then charges into Mega Mewtwo, knocking it into the ground where he mercilessly pummels their face, performing a double-axe handle slam to its face. He then spews fire onto the Mega Evolved Pokemon, as Mewtwo de-evolves back to its ordinary Mewtwo state. Bizarro then picks up a large rock, preparing to crush Mewtwo with it.
Bizarro: Me am…
Mewtwo: Not this time.
Mewtwo uses its psychic power on him before he can throw the rock on him. There is a pause, and Bizarro looks around in confusion.
Bizarro: Am I Where. Who I Am. You, who I am?
Mewtwo: Your name is Bizarro, and you were just about to there out your own heart.
Bizarro: Oh, K.O.
Not knowing any better due his memory being erased, Bizarro complies by thrusting his arm through his own chest to impale himself, before pulling it out along with his own heart. Now realizing what he has done, Bizarro starts coughing up blood as he drops to his knees.
Bizarro: No…Oh…you told lie.
As the still-alive Bizarro weakly gurgles on his own blood and tries to reach for the organ, the genetic Pokemon only uses Psychic to raise it out of his reach.
Mewtwo: Hear, let me help you with that.
Mewtwo then uses his psychic powers to crush the heart of the Dolt of Steal. Bizarro, cries from the fear, confusion, and agony, can only attempt to let out one last muffled bloody scream as he falls to the ground, dead. Using his psychic powers, Mewtwo flies away from the ravaged city and into the sky.
Results[]
Boomstick: Okay Wiz, I guess you were right. Brains really does beat Brawns.
Wiz: Blow for blow, shot for shot, Mewtwo and Bizarro were incredibly similar in more ways than just one. Bizarro has an immense advantage in strength and durability, but Mewtwo's advantage lied in his sheer versatile power and supreme intelligence.
Boomstick: Bizarro may have had all the mixed up powers of Superman, but he was nothing like the man of steel, and Mewtwo easily got the rundown on all Bizarro's abilities simply by reading his mind, giving it the knowledge it needed to counter or avoid all the Dolt of Steel's crazy powers.
Wiz: Although there was nothing really stopping Bizarro from just ripping Mewtwo, its impressive list of powers, Mega Evolutions, and healing power bought it enough time to figure out a winning strategy.
Boomstick: But as tough and powerful as Bizarro, he was still a walking talking idiot with no plan of attack. Against a smarter opponent like Mewtwo, all he had to do was keep his distance and hold off Bizarro long enough for him to figure out the best way to kill him.
Wiz: Bizarro brute strength as a rip off Superman might have been able to win this fight he acted quick enough, but thanks to Mewtwo's higher intelligences and greater forms of power, this allowed the Genetic Pokemon to walks with a bruised body, but with a clear victory in the end.
Boomstick: Mewtwo stole Bizarro's heart, and he wasn't going to give it back, not how much he "loved" him. Sorry, that was my Bizarro voice talking.
Wiz: The winner is Mewtwo
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The cover name would be "Genetically Modified Abominations".