DESCRIPTION[]
Green fighting machines who were built to rival the strongest of foes.
INTRO[]
Boomstick: You know Wiz, I love bein' a cyborg, but WHO THE HELL WANTS TO BECOME A ROBOT IN A HUMAN SUIT?!
Wiz: Metallo, the Kryptonite powered android cyborg, and enemy of Superman.
Boomstick: And Penny Polendina, a complete robot, and the protector of the Kingdom of Atlas.
Wiz:... Boomstick are you okay?
Boomstick: Are you sure this ain't child abuse?
Wiz: Yes, I'm sure.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And its our job to analyze their armour weapons and skills tofigure out who would win... a DEATH BATTLE!!!
DEATH BATTLE IS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE GREEN FROM METALLO!![]
Wiz: In the city of Metropolis, times can be scary. Supervillian Lex Luthor bought out every media outlet to improve his image, supervillians like Livewire, Mongul, or General Zod could attack any day.
Boomstick: But then someone had the idea to dress up like a superhero, and threaten everything Lex built up.
Wiz: Superman.
Boomstick: To fight this new, "enemy" Lex needed to make a new Man of Steel. A literal man of steel, Metallo.
Wiz: John Wayne Corben was a sergeant of the United States Army, and was the best soldier under General Lane.
Boomstick: That wouldn't happen to be--
Wiz: Lois Lane's father. But Lane didn't like Clark, or Superman for that matter and wanted Lois to marry Corben instead. After Superman's debut, Lane seeked out Lex Luthor, and had a proprosition for Corben.
I AM... METALLO.
Boomstick: They wanted to make a battlesuit powered by Kryptonite!
Wiz: Not only was this powered by Kryptonite, this was also made out of Metallo, a more dense metal than steel.
Boomstick: Yeah, but someone thought it was a good idea to shoot the Kryptonite, and nearly kill Corben.
Wiz: Near death, Corben was given a second chance at destroying Superman. Lex Luthor integrated the powersuit INTO CORBEN'S BODY, turning him into a kryptonite powered cyborg called Metallo.
Boomstick: Well, now he's stronger than before, and a radioactive space rock powering him. Bet that'll save money on heart insurance.
Wiz: Even with the Kyptonite power source, he still lost to the Man of Tomorrow.
Boomstick: I mean Superman has a lot of cool powers, but Metallo's are way cooler!
Wiz: I wouldn't say cooler, but they are interesting to say the least. He can survive explosions, take hits from Superman and Supergirl and even operate for a few minutes without the kryptonite.
Boomstick: He's even fireproof! Metallo went swimming in a pool of Lava!!
Wiz: Lava can reach tempretures of around 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit, and Corben was just swimming in it like it was nothing. He even admitted to being buried in lava and being dug out. So it is possible he is completly indestructible, up to a point.
Boomstick: Didn't Superman cut his arm off?
Wiz: Yes. As we've said before, his heat vision can reach tempretures of 6,000 degrees Kelvin. In Fahrenheit, that's over 10,000 degrees!
Boomstick: And that's not the crazy part!
Wiz: Due to his robotic body, his arms can transform into many different weapons of his choosing, such as:
- A chainsaw.
- Giant hammer.
- Gigantic claws.
- He can even shoot out a beam of Kryptonite energy from his chest!
Boomstick: And he can turn himself into anyone he wants to turn into. HOW?! He's like the T-800, T-1000 and the T-X had a baby powered by Kryptonite!
Wiz: Don't be fooled, being Metallo isn't all it's meant to be. Corben has lost multiple fights to Superman due to his hubris, gone insaine because of his mechanical body, and even Batman damaged him badly.
Boomstick: He even had his kryptonite pulled out... a lot.
Wiz: But no matter what, he will always find a way to fight the Man of Steel.
PENNY POLENDINA STRAYS INTO DEATH BATTLE!![]
Boomstick: Wiz, did you ever want kids?
Salutations!
Wiz: Well, I never thought about it.
Boomstick: Well, Pietro Polendina had a different way of thinkin'.
Wiz: He was a inventor in the Kingdom of Atlas, had built a new kind of robot: One that could generate this universe's form of an X-gene: An aura.
Boomstick: Auras are kinda like superpowers, but some have powers like super healing, durability, and even superstrength!
Wiz: You're not off. In all honesty, it's more like ki energy from Dragon Ball.
Boomstick: So... she can shoot finger beams?
Wiz: Yes. Pietro built the robot, and the robot became his daughter. She became Penny Polendina, the daughter of Pietro, and friends to team RWBY.
Boomstick: Why would you make a robo daughter?!
Wiz: Well, what if you were sterile?
Boomstick:... I'd adopt. Adoption is good.
Wiz: How many women have you impreginated and left?
Boomstick: None. They got abortions. All of them.
Wiz: Oh... Anyway, Penny not only can generate an Aura, she can shoot laster beams, use swords on puppet strings and can even fly!
Boomstick: Whoa!! Wiz, forget the Aura stuff, this is awesome as shit!
Wiz: Well, the swords do have a sort of obvious weakness...
Boomstick: Wiz, don't make me remember Vol. 3. I cried alot during that time.
Wiz:... However, she does have a number of awesome feats such as:
Penny Polendina
SEN-SATIONAL!!!!
- Killing a giant Grimm with just the swords.
- Made a giant laser with her swords.
- Shot down almost a dozen Grimm with her lasers
- Stopped a moving truck dead in its tracks! Here, the truck is doing about 50 miles per hour. Meaning in order to stop the truck, she needed to use over 5,500 pounds of force with her bare hands!
She even beat Roman Tourchwick in their first encounter.
Boomstick: I think I want to build my own kids, so I can be a better dad, than my own.
Wiz: Boomstick? Are you okay?
Boomstick: Yeah, I'm okay. Just like Penny. Cause she's okay. But those swords are so badass! Wiz, can I have a sword?!
Wiz: No. Boomstick. We don't need another accident, remember?!
Boomstick: What accident?
PRE-BATTLE[]
Wiz: All right. The combatants are set, and we've checked the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A GREEN-ROBOT DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
(In the Kingdom of Atlas, Superman and the Justice League approach General Ironwood. Penny makes sure she shakes the hands of all the J.L. members.)
General Ironwood: Thank you for coming here.
Superman: I'm glad we are able to help. So, is there any way that Salem can be beaten?
Ironwood: Not that we know of.
Batman: She's immortal, so there is no way to kill her, but what about imprisonment?
Ironwood: I'm sorry, but that may not be an option. Salem is far too powerful, even for imprisonment.
(Mr. Schnee walks into the room, eyes the Justice League, and walks up to Superman.)
Mr. Schnee: Is this your plan, Ironwood? Use these, "heroes" to fight your battles for you? Pathetic. (Mr. Schnee reveals to be Metallo and pounds the Justice League, and blasts Superman with a Kryptonite blast.)
Metallo: General Ironwood. Salem sends her regards...
Penny (Tackling Metallo): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Metallo throws her off. Penny summons her swords while The Flash quickly gets the Justice League and Ironwood out the room.)
FIGHT!!!
(Penny makes a laser and seals the door shut.)
Metallo: Good move. Can't let me out of the room.
Penny: Yeah, good reason, but this is why.
(She grabs Metallo, and swings him around while she's flying. She then throws him out the window. But then Penny's throat is grabbed by a giant metal hand, ripping Penny out of the room and out of the window.)
Metallo: Learn to be more careful, kid!
(Penny makes two lasers with swords, and shoots Metallo. He shoots Kryptonite blasts at Penny, which she dodges. Metallo makes a giant hammer and hits her over the head, causing them to both crash into an Atlan ship, which crashes into the ground. Metallo walks out, top half of his fake organic body is gone. Penny flies down, fixing her arm while most of the flesh is torn off.)
Metallo: So, you're a machine too, huh?
Penny: It doesn't matter if I'm a real girl or a machine. I'm a good person. You're not!
Metallo (Sarcasticly): Oh boo hoo! My feelings hurt! Suck it up kid.
(Penny summons her swords and uses her Aura to heal the ripped flesh from her arm.)
(Cue A Hero Forms by TryHardNinja)
Penny: Bring it on, tin can!
(Penny charges at Metallo, but he makes a chainsaw and hammer. First, Penny gets a few scratches on Metallo, but is swatted by Corben. He goes in for the kill with the chainsaw, but the blade is stopped by Penny's swords blocking the saw. She struggles and the swords are cut through, and the saw misses Penny's head by an inch, cutting her arm off instead.)
Metallo: Let's see you do good now. (Makes a gun with his hand.) But good job putting up a fight, kid. You did better than big blue.
(Metallo shoots her in the face, more specifically the eye. He turns around to walk away, when Penny stands up, short one eye and an arm. Running at full speed with what little of the swords she has left and slices Metallo into pieces. Before Metallo can piece himself back together, Penny rips the Kryptonite out of his chest, and smashed his head into a flat metal plate.)
Penny: Thanks. I may not be perfect, neither are you.
(The General and the Flash run up to Penny, and take her to her father to repair her.)
Ironwood: Are you all right?!
Penny: Yeah, I'm gonna be okay.
Flash: Hey kid, maybe you can help us fight Salem.
Penny: You think I can help?
Ironwood: I would like to think so.
K.O.!
POST-BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Man, was Metallo's learning curve a "flat"line?!
Wiz: This was a difficult battle to judge. Metallo has been known to take hits from Superman, but Metallo's strategy seems to be expose Superman to the Kryptonite, then try and finish him off. Besides, his hubris has always been his
biggest downfall along with the Kryptonite, which powers him, out in the open.
Boomstick: Looks like Metallo failed, Penny-fully.
Wiz: The winner, is Penny Polendina.
NEXT TIME ON DEATH BATTLE[]
Fighting doesn't make you a hero.
Just because you can't fight, doesn't mean you can't help.
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