Megazord VS Megatron is a What-If? episode of DEATH BATTLE! pitting the Megazord from Power Rangers with Megatron of Transformers.
Note[]
This is only Original Megazord (No Dragonzord, and only T.V show) against Transformers Prime Megatron, as it is more fair that way, and TFP Megatron is the only Megatron I actually kinda know about.
Description[]
Transformers vs Power Rangers! Two Mega robots go head-to-head, but only one will make it out alive!
Interlude[]
Kirby: Robots are amazing, they're starting become part of life, and the only thing that rivals their coolness is aliens.
Sheepboi: But what happens when we take two robots made of space metal (Both are from space, so we humans don't know what they're made out of) and are Mega?
Kirby: You get these two. The Megazord, Earth's defender against Reita Replusa and anything evil and aliens.
Sheepboi: And Megatron, leader of the desepticons and rival to Optimus Prime. He's Kirby and I'm Sheepboi.
Kirby: And it's our job to messure their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Megazord[]
Kirby: Reita Repulsa was a mad woman, and after years trapped in a . . . space dumpster by . . . Zordon? Damn this show has some pretty weird names. But like I said after getting out she wanted nothing more then to rule the Earth.
Sheepboi: Classic. But she desided, hey the best way to conquer Earth is to shoot monsters at it. But Zordon, who somehow survived hundreds of thousands of years by turning him self into a hologram desided that the best wayto take care of this was to choose five overemotional teenagers to turn into superhereos and fight. And boy did get the right people. The power rangers took care of every threat Reita threw, but after she busted out giant monsters Zordon was forced to use the zords. But even these giant pre-historic robo mechs couldn't beat the ginat monsters, so they fused together, and formed the Megazord!
Kirby: Oh boy do you not want to mess with this 333 foot tall giant robot. The Megazord is strong enough to throw the 170 ton Dragonzord into a mountain, the same Dragonzord that is able to match the Megazord in battle!
Sheepboi: He's taken hits from this thing as well. Keep in mind that not only does the Dragonzord scale to the Megazord, he could break something the Power Sword couldn't. Speaking of which . . .
Kirby: He has a Power Sword. This ginormous sword can slice through nearly anything, and can should the Megazord run out of energy, the sword recharges it. Plus it can redirect energy!
Sheepboi: But what good would it be if it didn't have a form of protection. And that's where the Elephant shield comes in. A shield in the face of an Elephant, this thing can freeze your foes in seconds! It also blocks . . . anything really.
Kirby: But while all this is great, the Megazord is mostly a Giant, slow target. Like it literally never even tries to dodge, in ANY battle. So against a smaller oponent, this mech will have trouble. But all-in-all, it's strengths out weigh it's weaknesses, so don't mess with the Power Rangers, or you'll get the Megazord.
Red Ranger: Megazord battle mode!
Megatron[]
Kirby: A long time ago in a gal-
*Slap noise*
Kirby: HEY!
Sheepboi: Stop with the Star Wars into. A long time ago on a planet called Cybertron, robots lived everywhere. In peace and harmony, they used democracy, and among the robots were a long line of Primes, who were bots that were chosen to become . . . a prime.
Kirby: Now on this planet there was a dickhead name Megatron, and he wanted to become the next prime. He argued and argued, but the court and his friend Optimus, never did let him. But one day Megatron though, FUCK DEMOCRACY! And started a war to become the next Prime. Now Optimus accidentally traveled to the core of the planet, and in the core of the Planet was a piece of Primus, the robot god. He deemed Optimus worthy, and he became the next Prime. But we're focusing on his rivel Megatron, so let's get on with it.
Sheepboi: Megatron has a arm cannon attached to his arm, and he can shoot out a blade to fight with for close-quarters-combat. He can match Optimus Prime and even beat him more than once.
Kirby: Sounds like the only Megatron who's done that before.
Sheepboi: Pretty sure it is. Megatron even stood toe-to-toe against Optimus after he got an upgrade, and still could hold his ground! Oh and this is the upgraded Optimus who fought Predaking, who also beat the shit out of Megatron, and still managed to hold his own even after a upgrade from Unicron.
Kirby: Doesn't help that he's a genius either. He's won against the likes of Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ratchet, and more, all with a combination of brains and brawn. Plus if things don't go his way he and either retreat as a plane, which shoots Energon Blasts and can (Obviously) fly, or pull of his ultimate weapon, the Dark Star Saber.
Sheepboi: Forged from the blood of Unicron, a literal fucking god, this sword can crumble Pyramids and break the Star Saber, a sword of similar power. Also considering it's slightly weaker counterpart; the Star Saber killed him, it's not to unlikely to say this thing can kill Optimus, who tanked multiple shots from the Dark Star Saber, with barely a scratch. And Megatron's durablilty is in the same ballpark. AND this was before Optimus's upgrade.
Kirby: So, unless you really want to die, or are just plain stupid (Or Optimus Prime) don't go messing around the the leader of the decepticons.
Megatron: You see, I wasan't just the champion because of my strength. It was also my CUNNING.
Pre-Fight[]
Megatron flew through an unsuspecting city. A few hours earlier Starscream and the rest of the Desepticons were supposed to attack the city to draw out any Autobots. Starscream the the others left, but it had been a few hours and Megatron heard nothing. Why was that? The Desepticon flew away and would soon fid out what had happened . . .
He arrived at a large clearing surrounded by mountains. It was there he found his men, laid out on the floor, bleeding and oozing dark energon. He managed to find Starscream, and talked to him. "Who did this?" Megatron asked. Starscream replied with "Combi-" but he fainted before he could finish. All of a sudden Megatron heard a bunch of noises behind him, and he spotted five robots behind him, each in the form of a pre-historic animal or dinosaur. "DINOBOTS?!?!?" Megatron yelled. But little did he know . . . the five bots fused together to form the one-and-only Megazord!
Jason (Inside Megazord): MEGAZORD BATTLE MODE!
Megatron: A combiner dinobot . . .? This may be trouble, but I won't forgive him for making a fool out of my men.
Megatron charged the Megazord, and the giant robot raised it's foot . . .
DEATH BATTLE![]
Blam! The Megazord slammed it's foot onto the ground so hard, it caused a mini earthquake. Megatron began shooting Engergon blasts at the 333 foot tall mech it was fighting, but the Megazord didn't even feel anything. Megatron transformed and took to the skies, shooting the Megazord once more. The giant fighting robot attempted to swat away the plane, but only came close a couple of times. This went on for a while, neither gaining the upperhand, until Megatron was hit into a mountain. A small crater was in the side of the mountain, with Megatron in the center. He groaned, then fell hundreds of feet downwards. He hit the ground with a loud crash, and the Megazord peered at him. When the dust cleared Megatron was damaged, but he got up-only to get grabbed. Using two fingers the Megazord threw him upwards and then kicked him, high over the mountains . . .
Megatron crashed through a building and landed in a dumpster. The dumpster caved in heavily as Megatron made his rough landing, sending trash everywhere. Megatron got up, and shook his head. He was feeling a bit hazy, but shook it off. Nothing he couldn't handle, right? He heard footsteps, loud ones. As if something BIG was coming his was. And he was well aware of what it was. "That bot . . ." He growled. He scaled the building he crashed through, and saw it. The Megazord towered over him, and was staring straight at him. But then he saw it. A fast, speedy plane carrying a sword. His sword. THE sword. But the Megazord had other ideas. It tried to hit him with a chop, but the much smaller nimble decepticon leader lept onto another building, and blasts at him, distracting him. The Megazord tried to hit him once more, throwing a punch. Megatron jumped off the building, and onto the floor, rolling to disperse energy. Just then The Dark Star Saber came flying at him, and not a moment to soon. The Megazord tried to stomp on him, but a quick energy slash ended that. It hit the incoming foot and knocked the Megazord onto it's butt, and then another one hit it square in the face and it's head hit the ground. The Megazord got back up, and summoned the one-and-only Power Sword. They locked eye contact for a brief moment, and then the giant zord brought it's blade down, straight at the much smaller transformer.
SWORD FIGHT![]
Megatron blocked it just in time. Looked a little awkward, a small robot blocking a very obviously bigger robot. Megatron pushed the Power Sword away and rolled away. He transformed into a plane, carrying the Dark Star Saber on his back.
Red Ranger (Inside Megazord): What is he doing . . .?
Megatron flew to the back of the giant zord and detransformed, and in one swift movement took the sword off his back, and jammed it into the Megazord's back. The Megazord promptly returned the favor by grabbing Megatron and throwing him onto the ground and then stomping on him multiple times, before stopping and looking at the crater it had made. A energon slash to the face answered his peering. The zord hit the ground hard, but got up as fast as in went down. It brought it sword up, and then swung it down with all it's might. At the same time Megatron did a sidewyas slash as hard as he could, the two blades connected and an earthquake split the ground, destroying buildings and anything in it's wake. The Megazord looked briefly at a blue and red shape, and then grabbed Megatron once more and tossing him into the mountain clearing where this whole thing started.
Right before Megatron hit the ground, he transformed into a plane. He hovered briefly, then detransformed and hit the ground face-first. He got up, and looked up. The Megazord walked towards him, stomping trees and bushes into flat paper thin versions of them self. Megatron began slashing the Dark Star Saber rapidly, waves and waves of energy slashes coming at the zord. The barrage hit, and cuts, stratches, and gashes hit the Megazord. It fell over, toppling everything. Megatron then went to finish him off, and flew into the sky (As a plane). When he reached the clouds, he detransformed and started coming down REALLY fast. He started to burn up, but he didn't care, and he reached the Megazord, his opponent. It was standing up, and it blasted him with ice. He kept coming. His body began to freeze, but the Dark Energon from the Dark Star Saber kept it from freezing. The Megazord lifted up the Elephant Shield, but Megatron crashed through it, losing a leg. His sword plunged into his opponent's forehead, and it lit up and cracked, and kept cracking, both Megatron and the Megazord were frozen (Megatron literally) and then the Saber cracked and exploded. A giant dome explosion of Dark Engergon hit thing, blowing it to bits and ashes, but there was also unknown red, blue, yellow, pink, and black energy mixed into the explosion.
Megatron's severed head lands on the floor. His mouth is wide open and purple shards are in there. He'd been screaming. Half of his face is melted, and his body has been incinerated. But suddenly a very damaged and dusty Megazord leg stomps his head. But it zooms out a little bit, and it's the zord's severed leg. The body is no where to be found . . .
Conclusion[]
Sheepboi: . . .
Kirby: I am speachless. Our first tie.
Sheeoboi: I'm going to keep this short. Because this is a tie you know it's our closest battle yet. Now here's how we came to this conclusion. First off this battle was so close it wasn't even 50/50. It was more like a 49.5/49.5.
Kirby: Megatron was faster, but the Megazord was tougher. The Megazord was stronger, but it'd have to hit Megatron to do damage, which would be very hard. But it could tank a lot of the punishment Megatron gave out, allowing to get SOME hits in there, which would be more fatal then Megatron's. But while Megatron couldn't hurt this thing without the D.S.S (Dark Star Saber), it had longer range. But the Megazord could block it with the Elephant Shield, but Megatron was a lot faster, allowing him to get behind the zord and do damage.
Sheepboi: See? They counter each other out perfectly, it was too close for us to call. Even freezing this Tron wouldn't work, as he could just break out. So in the end both could get the 0.5 they needed to get in order to win, but none could get it most of the time.
Kirby: This battle is a draw.
Post-Fight[]
Optimus Prime steps out onto the barren ground of the battlefield. Five teenagers and laying on the floor knocked out and bleeding. Optimus reconizes them as the Power Rangers, but they're out of their suits. Shards of the Dark Star Saber are scattered around, tiny pieces of a once powerful weapon. Suddly Jason Lee Scott coughs, and weakly get up. The rest of the Rangers do the same, brused and battered.
Jason: What happened?
Optimus: You killed Megatron, but he beat your "Megazord" as well.
???: You *Cough* will regret this *Coughs twise*.
Prime looks at Starscream, the only living desepticon from the explosion. He's missing half of his body and an arm, like Frieza in his first battle with SSJ Goku. He aims grabs a rock and tosses it at Prime. It barely moves an inch. Starscream looks the them and begins to plead, but dies and goes limp before he finishes his first sentance.
Oprimus: *Looking at the Power Rangers* We will protect this city until you get new "Zords".
Jason: *coughs blood* Sure.
The Rangers go unconcious again and the Autobots put transform and put them in, before driving away . . .
Next Time on DEATH BATTLE![]
"WA WA WAAAAAAA!"
"Come."