| Mega Fish
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| Season 1, Episode 9 | |
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| Air date | Unknown |
| Written by | Sharkboy |
| Directed by | Sharkboy |
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Description[]
Two Mega sized creatures that share Mega in their name and are based off of real or once real life animals also both are owned by the asylum
Interlude[]
Wiz: Through out the years of cinema there has been the use of the word Mega
Boomstick: Mega burgers, Mega fries you know for the important stuff
Wiz: But is also used to describe something huge like the Mega Shark from the Asylum
Boomstick: And the Mega Piranha also from the Asylum...a company themed battle eh well he's Wiz and i'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to find out their armor, stats and skills to find out who would win a death battle
Mega Shark[]
Wiz: The antartic is a vast and empty place that hold small and many animals
Boomstick: They have your typical cute penguins seals and what not but also have some even badass ones like the leopard seal or polar bear's
Wiz: But in this instince its ahuge and eadly monster below the surface
Boomstick: Humans!!!
Wiz: Emma Mcneil and her crew were whale watchers and loved doing it but their most favorite whale to watch was the humpback whale and had been doing this for about a couple of years
Boomstick: And every thing would be perfect if it weren't for an accident on one fateful day
Wiz: The whale's were acting odd and seemed scared
Boomstick: Why because frozen solid in thick ice was two enourmas creatures
Wiz: An octopus and a Megalodon shark
Boomstick: And those whales couldn't see where they were going and ended up breaking and releasing both monsters
Wiz: And in a quick day or two the animals would cause some bad havoc and attack and threaten san francisco
Boomstick: But don't worry the two ended up fighting and killed each other so happy ending.....except a few years later another megalodon would be found but were not talking about those three were talking about the first one
- Megalodon: Fish
- Height: 32 feet tall
- Weight: 50-70 tons
- Length: 60 or more feet long
- Tied it's 6,000 thousand year battle with the giant octopus
Wiz: Megalodons are powerful sharks able to grow up to 60 feet long and can weight 50 or more tons
Boomstick: The Megalodon showed to be a ruthless killer jumping high into the air to catch a airplane and seems to have a rivalry with a giant octopus
Wiz: The Megalodon has seven inch long teeth that is nearly bigger than a persons palm but since sharks are made of cartilage which is actually hard to find only perserving their teeth and since sharks are not flamboyant meaning they sink which means there could of been bigger mega's down there
Boomstick: Oh my god Zilla
Wiz: Like we said the Mega is equipet with seven inch long teeth and can use it's huge tail to smack people
Boomstick: I think you mean bitch slapping people
Wiz: The Mega also has great eye sight and extremely durable skin and can swim up to 90 miles per hour
Boomstick: And just like real sharks it could sense blood up to three miles or even farther
- Seven inch long teeth
- Huge tail
- Great eye sight and senses
- Durable skin
- 90 miles per hour swim speed
Wiz: Real life Megalodons have been able to hunt and kill large carnivoruse prey like liplurodon or even giant sea turtles
- Humpback whales
- Giant octopus
- Other sharks
- Whales
- Dolphins
- Sea lions
- Seals
- Walruses
- Liplurodon
- People
- Cars and bridges
Boomstick: And despite being a plain old shark it's done some weird and questinable stuff
Wiz: Like how it was able to jump out of the water and grab a airplane, a normal altitude for a plane is about 33,000 to 42,000 feet into the air, took missles from a battle ship crunched through the golden gate bridge
Boomstick: Man that bridge can never get a break can it
Wiz: The golden gate bridge is made out of concrete, 83,000 tons of steel and 24 tons of two main cables
Boomstick: It takes about 40,000 pounds per square inch to break steel and 1,900 newtons to break concrete
Wiz: And the force a meg has in bite scientist say about 108,514 too 182,201 newtons or abotu 40,960 pounds or force whci means this Megalodon has a bite force stronger than 40,960 pounds
Boomstick: Holy hell
Wiz: This isn't the only impressive thing either it showed to trick a submarine radar and destroyed a battle ship
- Grabed an airplane from out of the sky
- Tricked a battleship
- Destroyed said battleship
- Survived many hits from missles
- Tied with the giant octopus
- Took a bite out of the golden gate bridge
Boomstick: This is one mega shark
Wiz: But don't get your hopes up just like any other shark if you stop the mega from moving it'll die and gills along with eyes are a huge spot to aim on a shark
Boomstick: But this shark deffinently earned it's right to being called a Mega shark
Mega Piranha[]
Wiz: Human always want to make and create bigger and badder things in life
Boomstick: Wether it be for good or evil small things or monstourous monsters
Wiz: And that was the idea for a lab near the amazon
Boomstick: These people decided that oh fuck it lets create some monster hungry and merdures piranhas
Wiz: So you know they got out and ended up creating small havoc in the amazon but this would eventually spiral out of hand and the piranhas would grow to enormous sizes they would all eventually escape the amzon and to the florida coats
Boomstick: It's like i say Wiz humans are some deadly beings and should not get their hands on stuff
Wiz: Dont worry they killed the piranhas
Boomstick: So....what were they even used for?
Wiz: Well you see the government actually wanted to use them to protect the human race
Boomstick: Because were all weak and need sugary donuts to live so we make living giant man eating piranhas to defend the weakless human race got it
- Piranha: Fish
- 36 feet long
- Weight: 40 tons
- Height: 28 feet tall
- 50 miles per hour swim speed
- Teeth reach up to 12 feet long
Wiz: Now many people can tell you that a normal piranha is deadly but a huge one
Boomstick: Say goodbye too the world
Wiz: These Piranhas can reach the size of 28 feet and these ones can weight 40 tons
Boomstick: Why the hell did this seem like a good idea tell me Wiz
Wiz: Normal Piranhas are also rutheless killers stopping at nothing to get at their prey and will find a way
Boomstick: These big boys have teeth that can reach 12 feet long which is just scary
Wiz: They have sharp teeth and huge tails along with already powerful jaws and just like the meg has great eye sight and normal piranhas can smell blood from 2 miles away and durable skin
Boomstick: Agian the giant tail for slapping bitches
- Huge tail
- 12 inch long teeth
- Powerful jaws
- Great eye sight
- Great sense of smell
- Durable skin
Wiz: Piranhas will eat anything that comes into water wether it be other fish, frogs, birds, eels, snakes or even people
Boomstick: Their also willing to eat each other
- Insects
- Fish
- Birds
- Crustaceans
- Worms
- Piranhas
- Sharks
- People
- Honsetly anything thats injured
Wiz: Piranhas can do some impressive stuff already
Boomstick: But give it godzilla juice and they can take multiple bullets, can jump huge gaps of the amazon too get to the ocean
Wiz: They can destroy battleships and torn a submarine apart
Boomstick: Battleships are made out of specalised steel to allow them to take loads of hits meaning the piranha needs a bite force of 40,000 psi
- Tanked many bullets
- Jumped huge gaps of the amazon
- Destroyed a battleship
Wiz: But there is one big problem and that is their still weak to explosions
Boomstick: And if they even dare eat one another they will start shrinking and die
Wiz: But hey the government set out to make a killing machine and they made it
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set and we've ran the data through all possibility's
Boomstick: It's time for a death battle!!!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
THE FLORIDA COAST
It was mostly a quiet place at the beach swimmers enjoying the swim and kids running in a out of the water playfully that was until a giant fin rose above the surface the Mega shark swimming near people and snapping someone up before diving down a people scream and rush towards land
A soldier watching through a pair of binoculars than signaling to someone
Soldier: Release it now
AMAZON RIVER
A giant gate opens up releasing the Mega piranha as it swims from the river out to sea following a helicopter high in the air dragging a large peice of meat for it too follow
The shark snatching up another person as the helicopter leads the piranha towards it attracting the shark's attention and than spotting the piranha both than speed towards each other
Fight[]
Both slamming into each other, the Mega shark attempting to bite it but missing. The piranha spinning away from the shark and biting it's fin nearly ripping it off spilling blood into the water
Mega shark than whapping the piranha away and than dodging an attempted bite from the piranha and than quickly swimming down followed by the piranha
The shark weaving betweeen large mountians as the piranha follows fast behind than a hard bite from behind
The megalodon spinning around in an attempt to bite it but missing as the piranha swims fast around it confusing the shark than a hrad ram right into the megalodon throwing it into a mountian the piranha pinning it as it rips off a side fin causing more blood to seap out into the ocean getting more smaller sharks attentions
The megalodon quickly grabbing its head and than ramming it into the ground causing a stir of sand as the piranha get's free and swims away followed by the mega shark The piranha swimming farther ahead of the shark than turning around and charging at the shark
Both than slamming into each other as the piranha grabbing the tip of the sharks tail and ripping it off swimming below and striking the sharks other fin but the sahrk reacting fast and bitting the top of it's head and tearing off a chunk than ramming the piranha into the ocean floor again
The piranha slapping the shark with it's huge tail than grabbing it's head and throwing it through the water and slamming into it ripping up the sharks flesh
Mega shark whapping it with its tail and than swimming away as the piranha follows after it. The megalodon then dissapearing behind a rock confusing the piranha, it searches around every corner and not noticing the megalodon swimming above it
Than a hard hit from above as the megalodon pins the big fish down tearing into it's flesh than tons of small sharks come out of knowhere and start tearing into the piranha. The large fish attempts to fight back but it's over until a hard smack from its tail sends the shark away and the piranha gets up and swims away hiding behind huge bolders as the shark trys to smell it out swimming right behind rocks expecting to see the large fish but knowhere than picking up on a smell of blood and following fast
The piranha swimming through rocks and creveses to surprise attack the shark leaving behind a chomped in half hammerhead spilling blood
The megalodon finds the blood source coming from the shark, going to eat it when a hard bite to the gills sends the shark off guard as the piranha chomps down on it tearing flesh
The shark spinning quickly and chomping on its tail crippling it than getting free of the piranhas bite and slamming it into the ocean floor chomping down on it's head as all the smaller sharks attack even more spots most noticebaly the eye's
The piranha attempts to snap at the large shark but instead chomping on a small shark
Eventually the megalodon decapitates the piranha causing its head to be feasted on by the littler sharks killing it as the megalodon stops and swims away leaving a bloody mess behind
KO
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Someone call peta
Wiz: Both shark and piranha were powerful creatures but only one was stronger
Boomstick: The piranha deffinently had a much more bigger teeth and thanks to it's shorter size allowed it to get in more hits and dodge alot more than the shark
Wiz: And if it had come down to those two the piranha would have won but it wasn't
Boomstick: First off the Mega shark was way better in strength
Wiz: The Mega piranha may of had a bite force of 40,000 thousand psi but the Mega shark had a bite force of 40,960 or greater
Boomstick: The shark was also far more faster and stronger in brute strength as it jumped out of the ocean and into the air something the piranha never showed capable of doing
Wiz: In the end the piranha may of held the ability to dodge and get more hits it was out beat by the Mega shark's more powerful bite force, speed and strength
Boomstick: I guess you could say that the piranhas chance at winning was a MEGA flop
Wiz: The winner is the Mega shark
Trivia[]
- This is Sharkboy205's ninth death battle
- The connections between Mega shark and Mega piranha are that their both mega sized creatures owned by the Asylum and have the word Mega in the beginning of their name
- The track would be called Mega Beasts