These cybernetic organisms were designed for a higher purpose. Little did their creators know, they served even greater purposes beyond their creators' imaginations.
INTRO[]
Wiz: Even though the machine may become the next generation's warrior, there is really nothing against cyborgs.
Boomstick: Mega Man X, the next model of Mega Man, and the last creation of Dr. Light.
Wiz: And Android 18, the deadly cyborg from Dragon Ball.
Boomstick: Is Dragon Ball Super counted here? Or is it the just the Cell part?
Wiz: We're counting everything Boomstick.
Boomstick: Oh. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their armor weapons and skills to figure out who would a DEATH BATTLE!!
MEGA MAN X EXCELS IN DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: In the last few days of the real Mega Man, Dr. Light decided to make another robot hero.
Boomstick: But the good doctor decided to wait for a while. Like for 100 YEARS!
Wiz: He did this to make sure that this new hero was not a threat to the rest of the world.
Boomstick: Why would he need to do that?
Wiz: Because he made this robot sentiant, and gave him free will. Dr. Light was afraid of what would happen with other machines, like Dr. Wily's robots. After 100 years, the new Mega Man roamed the place he called home, and became a new hero the world would need. He became--
Boomstick: MEGA MAN X! Wait, why not Mega Man mark 2?
Wiz: Because Light probably built eight other robots after the first Mega Man, and they didn't work.
Boomstick: How do you know that?
Wiz: Just a theory.
Boomstick: That's a shitty theory.
Wiz: Boomstick, you've had worse theories. You thought if you shaved your head, you would instantly become One Punch Man.
Boomstick: Screw you.
Wiz: Anyway, Mega Man X is far superior to that of the Classic Mega Man. His X-Buster absorbs solar energy, and converts it to plasma energy.
Boomstick: He also has a hell of a lota armors and weapons like:
Shotgun ice, which can freeze stuff.
Electric Spark, which electrocutes more stuff.
Rolling shield, which CAN MAKE A GIANT BALL OF ENERGY THE SIZE OF MEGA MAN X!!
Homing torpedo, that can go directly to their targets!
Marvel Vs. Capcom Infinite - Astral Finish! Mega Man X Win!
Boomerang Cutter, which shoots boomerangs!
The Chameleon Sting, which makes one laser blast, into three!
Storm Tornado, this one can CREATE A FREAKIN' TORNADO!!
The Fire Wave, which is a FLAMETHROWER!! Badass...
Sonic Slicer which is a gun that shoots two balls of energy that BOUNCE OFF OF WALLS!!
Strike Chain, which is basically a grappling hook.
Spin Wheel: Mega Man X throws a BUZZSAW BLADE! Hardcore.
Wiz: He also has the Mega Buster X, which is 3 times stronger than the Original Mega Man's blaster. He even has the Z-Saber which is also a--
Boomstick: A freakin' lightsaber!
Wiz: Yes. But like the original Mega Man, he has alternating armor that gives him different power-ups.
The Light Armour allows him to run faster and headbutt harder.
The Giga Armour gives him the power to find other weapons, jump straight up into the air and divides his damage by half.
The Max Armour doubles the damage of his blaster, cuts his damage by half and allows Hyper Charge: A seperate weapon that gets as strong as Mega Man X wants it to be.
X also posseses the Ultimate Armor X, a super suit which allows him to make clones and DOUBLES HIS ATTACKS!
Plus, he's virtually unbeatable. Even if his body is destroyed, and his core is left, he can rebuilt himself from scratch.
Mega Man X - Chill Penguin's Stage-1
Boomstick: But who gives a shit about those weapons when he has the Mother Elf program?!
Wiz: The Mother Elf is a program that X used to destroy the Sigma Virus. It could completely rewrite all the robot's coding in seconds.
Boomstick: Look out, Classic Mega Man! Get lost Vollnutt! Move out of the way Alien Force Mega Man! There's a new Mega Man. And he's here to X-sterminate.
DEATH BATTLE IS NOT READY FOR ANDROID 18[]
Boomstick: Lapis and Lazuli. Heh. Lamest names ever. Thank God they changed their names!
Wiz: Lapis and Lazuli were two kidnapped children used by the leader of the Red Ribbon army, Dr. Gero.
Boomstick: Whoa whoa whoa!!!
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: They were used?! We need to get that guy on a watchlist.
Wiz: Tested, as in turned into Gero's perfect weapons: Android 17, and Android 18. Which is ironic, because 17 and 18 are actually cyborgs, not Androids.
Boomstick: Well, fighting a crazy wild child with a tale named Goku can drive ya nuts Wiz.
Wiz: How unlike anyone I know. Anyway, these two cyborgs were sent out into the world to destroy Goku and his friends, but after a few fights with Vegeta, Android 18 would finally find a human connection, and a future husband.
Boomstick: She fell in love with Krillin? Good job!
Wiz: But also had two children. But let's talk about 18's abilities. With the cybernetic technology Gero implanted in her, her strength, speed and abilities are increased tenfold.
Boomstick: She can casually break hand-cuffs easily, throw cars with little to no trouble, BROKE SUPER SAYIAN VEGETA'S ARM and DEFLECTED GOKU'S SUPER SAYIAN BLUE'S KAMEHAMEHA!!!
Wiz: And as we've stated before, breaking Vegeta's arm would be the equivilancy of destroying 8 pickup trucks! And Super Sayian Blue Goku's Kamehameha would be around 35 dectillion megatons!!
Boomstick: HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT ELSE CAN SHE DO WIZ?!
Wiz: Due to her cybernetic design, she has several unique abilities that allow her to beat the most powerful of Sayians.
Boomstick: She has the power to overpower the technology that forced her to try and kill Goku. 18 can aborb her enemy's Ki and USE IT ON THEM!!! 18 also can:
Block Trunk's sword, which hurt Frieza, who destroyed A FREAKING PLANET!!!
Conquered the earth in an alternate timeline,
Android 18 breaks Vegeta arm
Use the Destructo Disk,
Shoot the Finger Beam, which can destroy a car!
18 also has the Infinity Bullets, which is a Ki blast THAT CONTINUALLY MULTIPLIES!!!
And can also fly 15,300,000 miles per hour!!
Wiz: Her stamina is near infinite, while her Ki energy is finite. But she prefers to let her enemy play into her hands.
Boomstick: Whoa whoa whoa, Wiz!
Wiz: She prefers to not throw any punches until her opponent is tired out, then goes in for the kill. Not literally.
Boomstick: Hey Wiz! I got the Ki thing down! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wiz: Oh my god! You've done it! You've become a Super Sayian! Wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
PRE-BATTLE[]
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A CYBER DEATH BATTLE!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
(Mega Man X walks around a desert, and holds up his scanner and looks for his fourth Dragon Ball. With it, he can wish back the world to a peaceful era. Like Dr. Light wanted. X looks up to see Android 18 flying through the sky, crashing through the ground in front of him, and coming out of the ground with the fourth Dragon Ball.)
Android 18: Finally! Got the fourth one. Just need to find the other three--
(She looks up to see Mega Man X.)
X: Who the hell are you?
18: I could ask you the same thing.
X: Why do you have that?
(Points to the Dragon Ball.)
18: I found it. There's only seven of these, and I need to find the other three.
X: Wait, I have a few like that.
18: Is that so? How about this: We fight, you win, you get my Dragon Balls. I win... your Dragon Balls are mine.
X: Deal.
FIGHT!!
(X pulls out his X Blaster, and shoots at 18. She flies around and shoots an ocasional Finger Blast at X, and X catches on to her tricks.)
X: Nice try.
(X activates the light armor and clothlines 18. She falls over.)
18: You're fast. But clearly not fast enough.
(She then runs around X to disorient him. X in his light armor is fast, but not fast enough to catch up to 18. X then shoots his shotgun ice at 18, freezing her in place.)
X: I may not be fast enough, but I can calculate where you may land next.
(Using Ki, she blast her way out of the ice, and then throws a destructo disk at X, who is thrown back and partially damaged. He repairs himself as 18 run right at him for a killing blow, only to be stopped by X's fists.)
18: What the hell are you?!
X: This world's protector.
(18 is thrown back as X throws his many Buzzsaw Blades at her, but she dodges the blades, and hits X in the chest. X then uses the Electric Spark, but 18 aborbs the energy and blasts it back. X tries to figure out how to beat her, but 18 uses the infinity bullets on him. 70% of X's body is destroyed, and 18 begins to think she has won when X begins to repair himself. Once repaired, he suits up in the Giga suit.)
X: You're good. But I've still got a few tricks left.
(X pulls out the Boomerang Cutter and throws several boomerangs at 18, along with Storm Tornado and Chameleon Sting which 18 catches in mid-air, and throws back at X. With the Strike Chain, he pulls him away by tying it to 18's arm. 18 unleashes a Kamehameha attack destroying everything but X's power core.)
18: Not so tough, are you?
(The power core makes a new body, summons the Ultimate Armor, and the Z-Saber.)
18: Think you can cut me with that?
X: Sure. I've used this on stronger Mavericks then you.
18: Mavericks?
(18 throws several Destructo Disks at X, and X makes duplicates of himself, most of them destroyed while others grab her arms and legs. 18 tries to throw them off, but they destroy her limbs with Z-Sabers, rendering her helpless. Using Hyper-Charge, X blasts 18 and the duplicates holding her down. After the blast, 18's torso and head are badly burned.)
X: Call me Mega Man.
(Using the Mother Elf Program, he destroys 18's body.)
K.O.!
POST BATTLE[]
Boomstick: NNOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT ANOTHER POTENTIAL WIFE!!
Wiz: This was a close battle. Both of them have amazing feats, but in the end, Mega Man X had a larger arsenal, and greater feats. And the Mother Elf Program can reprogram 18's entire system!
Boomstick: What about the Super Sayian arm?!
Wiz: Well, that required at least over 40,000 pounds of force to break. But Mega Man X one time created an explosion worth 9 Terratons of TNT. 18 trumped in speed, but that's all she had in her corner.
Mega Man's ultimate armor doubles his power, not to mention that the Hyper-Charge can go as high as X wanted it. In the end, all that mattered was who could land the final blow.
Boomstick: This was a Mega fight, and 18 was X-sterminated.
