Marlow vs Scourge

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Description

I got bored, so here's a joke battle!

Interlude

Kirby: NOT YET ANOTHER BONUS EPISODE! WHEN CAN I JUST GO AND RELAX!

Sheepboi: *Sighs* Yep. But here's the . . . what the fuck? We're really doing this? God damn. Marlow, the avacado girl and class president of the school board from Gwain Saga.

Kirby: And Scourge the hedgehog, the evil reverse Sonic from . . . well, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sheepboi: Sonic the Hedgehog is an iconic face of gaming, but since red Sonic already exists . . . they said "Fuck it, let's make em green." Now, despite this being a joke episode, this will be taken seriously. Also, no Super Scourge, only his base form. Now, let's START.

Scourge

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Wiz: The Great Peace, an event that was an era of peace across the whole entire planet that was embraced by Anti-Jules Hedgehog and everyone seems to be happy and cheerful.

Boomstick: You would think that the Great Peace would ended up like this forever but nope, that wasn't the result.

Wiz: After ten years after The Great Peace, Anti-Mobius, the place where Anti-Jules Hedgehog made the beginning of the Great Peace, fell into a huge decline.

Boomstick: And sooner or later, Anti-Jules's son named Evil Sonic would try to take over the whole world, from throwing Anti-King Maxx Acorn into the Zone of Silence which all sounds and vibrations cease to exist to possibly killing his own father???, You will know that more evil-ness has to be taken action by the normal Freedom Fighters.

Wiz: One day Evil Sonic would later go into the Master Emerald in order to steal it along with Rogue and as soon as they both got caught by Locke, they both started to get attacked.

Boomstick: Thanks to Evil Sonic's sheer speed, he had the chance to steal the Master Emerald while Rogue was fighting head to head with Locke and well, lets just say that was how the name Scourge the Hedgehog was born.

Wiz: Scourge is actually one of the strongest villains in the Sonic Franchise to the point of even being on par with Sonic the Hedgehog and the main cast consistently and he is also even shown to tank severe hits into the head and face.

Boomstick: And this severe beating took place where he was put behind bars for numerous crimes and kind of surprised he was not even charged with being a pervert but regardless he ain't grabbing nothing after he was easily even more destroyed later to the point of being a basketball to throw around.

Wiz: We should have to add the fact that despite being punched and kicked around, he could not really fight back due to the fact that at that time, he had to wear the Inhibitor Collars which cuts off his speed and his agility.

Boomstick: So despite of being unable to fight back, he is still one tough son of a hog like the fact that the prisoners' literally using his whole body to squash him into a basketball shows that he can survive some very deep injuries, damn that is some tough rehabilitation Scourge has been going through.

Wiz: Even when Scourge's speed and agility is limited, he has shown a technique to head-butt an opponent with ease such as when he can easily head-butt Jeff who is capable of hurting Al and Cal.

Boomstick: And Al and Cal are easily capable of controlling their zones and are even able to live in that same zone where the normal laws of physics don't exist and there s literally even no gravity in there. I see you Al and Cal, trying to pull a Mister Mxy in there I see you, But when Scourge does have enough, he can easily break the collar and when he is at at his full power, make sure you don't talk shit about him.

Wiz: Scourge is easily capable of one shotting his opponent with ease and he can even use his spin dash or spin attack if he is surrounded by two or more opponents.

Boomstick: That said opponent that Scourge easily one shot is the same one that managed to kick and punch him around when Scourge was not able to fight back due to his collar, and that alone teaches you kids to never underestimate your opponents.

Wiz: Scourge is capable of using his martial arts techniques to damaged two or more of his opponents and thx to his sheer speed, he is even at the same time able to dodge laser fire with no problems at all.

Boomstick: Scourge is capable of hurting Sonic pretty badly and Sonic is capable of fighting on pair against Ixis Nangus who is the evil ugly wizard that is capable of creating the Zone of Silence.

Wiz: The Zone of Silence has been stated to be a universe and can expand and merges whatever is around meaning that Sonic alone in base should be able to be at Universal+ level in base form.

Boomstick: Sonic is capable of fighting opponents who can even damaged a giant panda named Feist who can easily reshaped the Zone of Silence into a Special Zone and oh remember how I told you the Scourge is capable of harming someone who can hurt Al and Cal, well giving that he had a collar at that time which restricts his power, he should be comparable to the Robot versions of Al Cal which are much stronger then their base forms which they had a battle which as a result threated all of the other zones which later caught the attention of the cops.

Wiz: All in all, Scourge in base alone should be at least hitting Universal+ level at his best and he has gone toe to toe with other Freedom Fighter members before as well.

Boomstick: In terms of speed, Scourge has a lot going for. He is easily able to catch up with Sonic and even fast enough to easily win against Sonic.

Wiz: Scourge in his Evil Sonic era, managed to race against Sonic which they managed to easily run around an entire planet which they had done so like multiple times, since the planet is comparable to Earth, it should be at around 24,901 miles long meaning that Scourge's speed is much much more faster then 24,901 miles.

Boomstick: If you think that is how Scourge's top speed is, then you have not seen the batshit insane stuff he scales too in speed, since Scourge can scale to Sonic in speed, Sonic managed to raced an entire Cosmic Interstate which is the entire Multiverse.

Wiz: The Multiverse in the Archie Sonic verse has been stated to contain infinite universes and since Sonic has ran the Cosmic Interstate in less then a day, he should be likely to be at least reaching Infinite Speed at his peak since he managed to run across an entire Multiverse which Scourge should scale to.

Popup: Sonic has also been able to dodged rain drops and able to punch his boxing shadow at the speed of light as well and he can even be able to race across entire planets across the universe as well.

Boomstick: Asides from preforming the Spin attack, Spin dash, Peel out and Homing attacks, Scourge is also capable or using Brass Knuckles in combat.

Wiz: With the Brass Knuckles, Scourge's punching abilities is enhanced higher then his normal punching skills and he has used it before in combat which he easily one shot two Swat Bots.

Boomstick: And sometimes when he needs an extra pair, he can easily used his chain which is capable of wiping foes with ease. The fact that he can become a threat to Sonic and the rest of the Freedom Fighters proves he is that badass he is.

Wiz: And not only that Scourge along with the other inmates escaped prison and latter on making him a leader for a prison team to becoming a leader of the Anti-Freedom Fighters and to the point of taking well Sonic's so called girlfriend............yeah.

Boomstick: Keep in mind that this is the same bitch who give a slap to a literal child in the face and that was pretty fucked up and when Sonic tried to attack her for hitting Tails, well it seems like Scourge easily wreck Sonic with his sheer speed but that goes to show you how much of a badass and a dick of how Scourge is but don't say that to his face or if you ever face because this dude still has the guts to destroy anything in his path.

Pre-Fight

Timeline: New. Place in the Timeline: Two weeks after Misguided Savior Battle Royale

In a deserted wasteland, a green blur flew past, running faster than the speed of light. The blue quickly ran to a halt though, as he walked up to a blue hedgehog.

"Ready to lose?"

"HA. I'll kill you Sonic. Cocky asshole."

This was Sonic the Hedgehog and his evil green counterpart; Scourge. The two hedgehogs stared each other down, until Sonic finally . . .

Dropped onto the floor and started laughing. "What's so funny?" was all Scourge could manage to say. Sonic snarkily replied. "Kill me? I'm the fastest thing alive Scourge. Bring it. Or, bring it to wherever you end up after this." Scourge grabbed Sonic's foot, and lifted him up, and brought him down with a crash. Sonic yanked his foot free and wacked Scourge in the face with a punch, stumbling the counterpart. "Your threats and hits don't scare me asshole." "Scare you? Why'd I need to scare you Scourge, after all, you won't be here after long." "GAH-SHUT UP!" Sonic and Scourge ran at each other. Sonic spindashed, but Scourge lept over it and charged him, tackling him to the ground and bringing his two hand onto Sonic's head, slamming again and again.

The sound of a helicopter engine put a stop to his assult, and he looked back to see Tails with some-sort of gun. Scourge was shoved off Sonic by, well Sonic and ran back. "They're planning something . . . I've gotta take this elsewhere" Unfortunately in his thinking, Scourge wasn't paying attention to Sonic, who spindashed him through the stomach. Scourge recovered quick, and ran away from Sonic . . .

And straight into Tails. Sonic hit him from behind, and Tails blasted him with the gun. Scourge felt . . . weird.

Scourge: W-what the . . . HAHAHA! Is this your plan Sonic, to keep me in place with this thing, forever? I'll-

Sonic: Y'know, you're REALLY bad at listening. Don't you get it? You aren't gonna be here any longer.

Scourge's mind clicked. "Wait-no-you wouldn't risk another planet!" Too late. Scourge disappered in a flash of light as Sonic and Tails high fived. "Where'd you end up sending him anyways?" Sonic asked his fox partner. "A place called Teora. Filled with warriors, and it's in another universe. He's not coming back anytime soon."

A couple of days later . . .

Marlow Daunagin kept playing Animal Crossing (Or, something like Animal Crossing) as she kept clicking buttons and shaking trees. Eventually, she gave a groan of annoyance.

"Just leave my island already . . ."

Ami then burst into the house and looked at Marlow, who was just sitting on the couch. She gave a grunt to let her know she was there. Marlow paused the game and stared at Ami. "Yes yes, my leg's healed. You don't have to check up every day y'know. *Wispers* Especially not Savien." Ami began waving her hands, and doing hand signs, which suprised the student. "Something different? QUEEN GWAIN wants me!?!? Okay, I'll be out." As Ami left, Marlow wondered why Geo wasn't with her, and got up. She saved the game and left, a bit fearful.

At the palace, Gwain awaited her.

Gwain: So, why've you been running around and stealing and pickpocketing fruits and wallets?

Marlow: Queen Gwain, what are talking about?

Gwain: People are saying a green blur is stealing wallets and fruits. You're the only green blur around here avacado girl.

Marlow: *Thinking* W-what? I've been playing the game Ami loaned me for the past few weeks . . . *Speaking* Queen Gwain, I will catch this impersonator if you like.

Gwain: Hmmm . . . one chance avacado girl.

The queen left the room and began talking to some guards, as Ami worridly looked at Marlow. The president of the school board left, and began thinking up ways to get the other speedy green blur that was there . . .

Next day . . .

Scourge ran into the market and flashed by Marlow, who ran in pursuit. Not noticing, Scourge swiped an apple, then a wallet, and then booked it. Marlow ran faster as well, this time catching the attention of green criminal she was trying to catch. Scourge smirked, and ran a bit faster, and both of them picked up the pace. "Well well well, what do we have here, someone who can keep up with me eh?" Scourge ran in front of her and spindashed, which she kicked back. The hedgehog unrolled and got up, brushing off some dirt. "Who are you? And WHAT are you?" Marlow demanded. Scourge smirked once more and said "I'm the fastest thing alive, and I'ma hedgehog you dumbfuck. What are you gonna do, bring me in?" Marlow's expression hardened, and she dropped her opponent's glasses and stomped on them.

"Maybe I will." Scourge was ticked off. "I'll turn you into guacamole bitch." Both combatants charged foreward, and Marlow threw a kick, as her opponent threw a punch.

FIGHT!

Conclusion

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