Intro[]
| Men Of Strength | |
|---|---|
| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 1 |
| Season Episode | 1 |
| Air date | 9/30/2024 |
| Written by | Imporsenation |
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2 Men of strength, battling gods in their base form, are going hand to hand in a fresh 1v1. It;s my job to analysis their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a death battle!
Mario[]
Wiz: Mario, gaming's most popular icon.
Boomstick: AND worst princess manager!
Wiz: Mario was a star child, delivered to his parents on Yoshi's Island via a stork.
Boomstick: What's a star child you may ask? Well, it's someone destined for greatness! No wonder why Wiz didn't get that title.
Wiz: *Sigh* Mario's an all around happy guy who just wants to have laugh and have fun, but will be serious when he needs to be in order to save the day.
Boomstick: Yeah! Whether it's saving princesses, fighting gorillas with neckties, stomping on purple mushroom aliens trying to ravage the world, playing tennis with giant squids, racing around the sewers in go-karts, or anywhere in between, Mario's one plumber you don't want to mess with!
Wiz: And it's no surprise that he's gained a lot of abilities after all of his adventures. His most prominent ability is likely his jump attacks.
- Jump
- Used to stomp on enemies' heads to deal damage. Mario can jump up to 80 feet in Super Mario Sunshine.
- Super Jump
- More powerful than Mario's regular jump.
- Ultra Jump
- More powerful than the Super Jump. One of Mario's strongest attacks.
- Spin Jump
- Can deal more damage than regular jumps, stomp on spiny enemies, slow his descent, and be performed on the ground or mid-air. Mario can also utilize his spin to levitate across short distances and damage enemies as part of his spin jump-based Mario Tornado attack.
- Ground Pound
- Mario does a mid-air spin and slams downward butt-first.
- Drill Stomp
- Mario spins extremely fast mid-air and slams downward with his arms out. Faster than the Ground Pound and can even resist the winds of cyclones.
Boomstick: He also uses a lot of fire attacks! Must be fun at barbecues.
- Solo Firebrand
- Mario sticks his hands out and charges a short-range blast of fire.
- Fireball
- Mario shoots a small bouncing fireball.
- Giant Fire Ball
- Mario shoots a bunch of fireballs in to one, creating a giant fire orb that can create shockwaves when it lands.
- Fire Swing
- Mario surrounds whatever he's holding with fire and slams it forwards.
- Flame Orb
- Mario sticks his fist out and shoots a barrage of somewhat big fireballs from it that do decent damage.
- Super Flame
- Mario sticks his fist out and shoots a barrage of big fireballs from it that do a good amount of damage.
- Bursting Fireball
- Mario shoots one fireball on to the ground and it bursts in to a bunch of fireballs that all go hopping along in one direction.
- Ultra Flame
- Mario sticks his fist out and shoots a barrage of huge fireballs from it that do a lot of damage.
- Fiery Metal Mario
- Mario turns himself metal covered in flames and unleashes a powerful kick empowered by raging flames.
Wiz: For melee combat, Mario is skilled in many different martial arts techniques. He can do powerful multi-uppercut combos, dashing slide-kick attacks, somersaulting flip-kicks, hard-hitting jabs, breakdance kicks, and more.
Boomstick: This guy knows more ways to throw a punch than me! And trust me, I've thrown my fair share of punches. He also has many forms of equipment!
- Hammers
- Mario has many hammers. His weakest is his wooden hammer, and his strongest is his Ultra Hammer, a gold hammer made out of very tough rock. He can use his hammers to smash anything in his path, attack enemies in a multitude of ways such as hitting them from the sides or charging up a powerful hammer slam attack, and to reflect projectiles (Such as energy blasts, to fire balls, to rocks, and more) or incoming attackers
- F.L.U.D.D.
- A sentient backpack water nozzle from Super Mario Sunshine. It can shoot Mario many feet in to the air with water, spray water at foes and objects to slow them down or distract them (Either in streams like from a hose or in big but short blasts), spray water from below to help Mario hover as if he's using a jetpack, shoot water from the back with tons of force to propel Mario and help him go faster than his natural speed, and scan enemies to offer advice in "boss battles" and find out their entire histories like he did with Mario. However, it has a limited supply of water
- Power-Ups
- Mario has many power-ups at his disposal. There are too many to list, but they each give Mario at least a slight boost in strength (Except for the Mini Mushroom) and grant extra powers. Examples include the Raccoon Suit, which gives Mario a tail for attacking and flying as well as the ability to turn in to a statue, the Super Star which grants increased speed as well as invulnerability, the Mega Mushroom which gives Mario a massive strength boost as well as invulnerability and turns him huge, and the Ice Flower which lets him shoot ice balls
- Mushrooms
- Mario carries around mushrooms that heal him and refill his stamina once he eats one. The Max Mushroom is his most efficient, which heals all damage and completely refills his stamina.
- Battle Cards and Badges
- Mario wields battle cards and badges. Once Mario deals enough damage to a foe, he can activate a card or badge for different effects, like increasing any of his stats like speed or strength, damaging enemies regardless of their defense, or increasing time limits.
Wiz: Of course, Mario has more than just many abilities and equipment.
(Cue Mario Tennis Open: Mario Stadium)
Boomstick: Yep! To back up his arsenal, he's done tons of crazy feats over the years!
- Strength Feats:
- Effortlessly destroys large brick structures with his bare fists alone
- Casually lifted and punted a giant fortress, destroying it
- Nearly dwarfs base Paper Mario in power, who could beat people empowered by Royal Stickers which had the power of all the wishes across the entire planet
- Has fought against Bowser many times, who beat a clone of himself that had enough power to create a storm which would destroy the entire continent of the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser himself also warped an entire planet with his power AS A BABY
- Defeated beings empowered by Power Stars, which have enough power to...do I really need to say anything?
- Was of comparable power to Dreamy Luigi, who could manipulate entire constellations. Ironically, Luigi scales to Mario, who scales to Dreamy Luigi....Luigiception?
- Could fight against Antasma alone when Dreamy Luigi got taken away, and Antasma is of comparable power to Dreamy Luigi
- Speed Feats:
- Outran Koopa the Quick and Piantissimo, who were both dedicated and trained athletes who wanted nothing more than to beat Mario in a race
- Outran sound based attacks
- Outran cannon fire
- Can spin so fast that he actually levitates
- Dodged and jumped at comparable speeds to Lakithunder's lightning
- Reacted and attacked at sub-relativistic speeds when being shot out of the Bye Bye Cannon which shot him around the world!
- Reacted to and outran laser beams from technological sources (Ring Burner, Sentry Beam) in Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Super Mario 3D World, and Super Mario Odyssey
Wiz: However, even with Mario's impressive arsenal and feats, he's not without his faults. He can be slightly brash at times, and his power ups can only take a little bit of damage before he goes back to normal.
Boomstick: When your princess is in trouble you can call him on the double!
Mario: Thank you so much for playing my game!
Saitama[]
Wiz: Well, his strenght feats seems literally immeasurable, I ain't joking, this dude might seem like he can't kill a fly but he is a fucking monster!
Boomstick: Yeah, Saitama's strenght is definitly able to Shit a Town with the incredible Strenght of his ONE PUNCH! AND HIS REACTION IS LIKE OKAY! I WONDER IF A HUMAN SERIOUSLY CAN BE THIS STRONG IRL!
Wiz: Yeah, Saitama is able to defeat Pull Cord who can destroy Buildings, and he is able to destroy a Meteorite with his punches, Most meteorites that are found on the ground weigh less than a pound. While it may seem like these tiny pieces of rock wouldn't do much damage, a 1-lb. (0.45 kilograms) meteorite traveling upward of 200 mph (322 km/h) can fall through the roof of a house or shatter a car windshield.
Boomstick: Also remember Gumball tanking a fucking Meteorite?! Well this dude has a Small Town feat cause of this! It means that Saitama's strenght is literally strong enough to Harm Gumball at this level!
Wiz: Saitama also once literally jumped in the moon, leaving a fucking crater in there, According to NASA, The average distance between the blue planet and its only natural satellite is about 238,855 miles (384,400 kilometers) so Saitama is able to ignore this shit and jump to the moon as he wants!
Boomstick: Saitama can also punch fast enough to blueshift, and easily defeats Boros, Deep Sea King, Tatsumaki and Garou! Now speaking about his Full Levels of Strength, Boros can One shot Fucking Planets, and Saitama managed to defeat him, Saitama himself even stated he can destroy the Earth, Hell Saitama also can casually break the moon! And Saitama Was able to counter Collapsing Star, Roaring Cannon, an attack that can obliterate a Star/planet. So Saitaa is at Best Planetary to Stellar!
Wiz: Saitama is faster than Boros and Geryuganshoop. Geryuganshoop were stated to be near the speed of light and Boros is more faster than Geryuganshoop and Saitama was able to fight a fight with Boros and Saitama himself is faster than Geryuganshoop aswell this meaning Saitama is very fast as well, being Faster Than Light!
Boomstick: Saitama has also a Lot of Stuff, he can Surpass Tatsumaki's Telekinetic Powers, his Will is pretty insane, he brokened his Human Limits with his Willpower and effort alone and becamed this guy who shits planets and stars and is faster than light, despite being a human, Saitama has endured through high amounts of pain through his immense training regime, to the point Saitama himself stated his training nearly fucking kills him, he also can Jump high going to the moon and create After-Images!
Wiz: Saitama's sheer strength of his fists literally does Shock-waves too, also by almost punching Genos in the face he destroyed a near mountain, Saitama has Interacted physically with the spiritual/mind plane from Phoenix Man making him have Non-Physical Interaction, and he can withstand heat and fire attacks!
Boomstick: With Normal Consecutive Punches, he does Explode Large and strong bodies, the Serious Punch negs and destroys a ray can destroy the planet's surface and the shock-wave divided clouds at a global scale! With Serious Consecutive Side Jumps, he jumps from one side to another quickly, which creates a multitude of afterimages, he can walk forward doing so and the Shock Wave caused by it breaks Sonic's Ten Shadow Burial, with Table Flip. Serious flips the entire battlefield into the air, flipping the Monster Association Base when fighting Garou and Serious Headbutt allows him to Headbutt with great force destroying one of Garou's Monster forms with the attack!
Wiz: As for Saitama's best feats he literally after a emotional zenkai ended beating up Garou, and the two literally did a fist clash that DESTROYED a Shitton of Stars during their fight so this does Saitama at MOST Multi Solar System Level!
Boomstick: And for speed, Saitama ended speedblitzing Cosmic Fear Mode Garou to the point he created a constellation around Io with his speed before Garou could react, going so fast he appeared in multiple places to Garou's perspective, leaving countless afterimages and Saitama ONLY used One Hand to defeat him! This makes Saitama Billion times MFTL+!
Wiz: Saitama however ain't perfect, he doesn't seriously take things serious at the start of fights, preferring hold back to make his fights longer, lacks a martial arts training, and possibly can't breath in space and can get sick like humans, having his human limits.
Boomstick: EVEN THEN WE DON'T NEED TO MESS WITH THE ONE PUNCH CAPE BALDY!
Boomstick is seen doing a Punch while Wiz rolls eyes.
Wiz: Alright, their analysis are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEAAAAAAAAATH BAAAAAATTLEEEEEEEEE!!!
FIGHT![]
Mario was in the store, shopping for mushrooms. Saitama was about to get the mushrooms, but mario took it before him.
Saitama, furious about the mushrooms due to a discounted price, he punched mario out of the store.
Mario was stunned for a bit, he got back up, ready to fight!
Saitama:ok
Mario got on his cape and flew towards Saitama. Saitama dodges it and punches mario to a Building
Mario lost his powerup, so he transformed with the ice flower.
Mario shot ice balls at Saitama, but it wasn't doing anything. Saitama even reflected an ice ball agt Mario, and Mario froze.
Saitama: So weak, I got shopping to do!
Saitama wallks of, but mario, running to Saitama, Punches him ono his spine
Saitama: AAH!
Saitama gets knocked into the store, killing lots of people.
Saitama got back up and dashed to mario, and kicked him.
Mario flew and equipped himself with the metal cap
Saitama hit mario a lot of times, inly for his attacks to be inaffective.
Until, Saitama sneezed. He destroyed earth!
Mario flew to mars, almost knocked out, But he ate the MEGA MUSHROOM!
Mario grew in size and grabbed saitama. He squeezed him so hard that saitama's scream could be heard through space!
Saitama farted, escaping from mario's grasp. He flew and used his serious punch.
Mario balled up his fists and launched it at saitama
The two fists were charging at each other ready to destroy multiples of planets
The clash of fist, and Saitama was victorious! Mario lost his power-up and was flying in space.
He jumped off of a meteor and jumped toward saitama.
Saitama dashed away from the plumber, but...
Mario forgot he had an arsenal of power-ups!
He had the following - Super star, Fire Flower, Flying Cap, Red Star, and Mini mushroom.
Equipped with a Super Star and Fire Flower, leaps and dodges, launching fireballs and transforming into his various forms.
However, Saitama remains unfazed, easily evading Mario's attacks with his trademark nonchalance.
Just when it seems like Mario might gain the upper hand with a well-timed Super Jump, Saitama unleashes a single punch, creating a shockwave that sends Mario spiraling through the air.
Despite the overwhelming odds, Mario embodies resilience, rising to his feet and readying for another round, showcasing the spirit of never giving up.
He had 1 more option left, PURE HEARTS!
Mario looked at Saitama in a menacing way. Mario wasn't playing around anymore.
Mario was blitzing Saitama enough to the point that there was scars around Saitama's Body.
After mario threw him, he dashed and punched his stomach so hard that he screamed!
Saitama: (How did this plumber get so strong?!)
Saitama: (I just need to use my-)
Mario grabbed to Saitama's leg and threw him out the Galaxy!
Saitama was almost unconscious!
Saitama unleashed His SERIOUS PUNCH^2! and Mario Put all his power ups into his fist.
The 2 fists collided and Mario punched Saitama so hard that his body disintegrated into rainbow dust!
Mario flew back down to see the damage they caused.
It was ASTRONOMICAL!
K.O!
Conclusion[]
Saitama is a very skilled fighter, but Mario is just on another plane!
Mario's arsenal of abilities can't do much, but the pure hearts is just overkill!
Excluding that, Mario in base is already godlike due to him defeating dreamy bowser in BASE!
So saitama is gonna have a hard time knocking mario out!
Saitama's Serious Punch^2 is Universal at best, but mario in base+pure hearts, Saitama ded!
Mario is too much for the man to keep his hair on!
This is why=
Mario has a number of power ups right, no surprise, but he has a power up called the bottomless gloves that lets him use up to 99 power ups, so he can combine them, meaning double cherries he can use, then wing cap and so on.
Mario has the white racoon which lets him become invincible for a unlimited amount of time.
Not only that, Mario has super strength where he lifted a entire castle and kicked like like a light soccer ball.
Or the time he lifted a giant golden chain chomp.
Then he survived a blast that can destroy a entire city skyline in one of the tennis games (Mario has no canon as stated by nintendo).
I know people has debunked mario survived a supernova which rosalina protected mario but in galaxy 2, Mario has survived the event horizon of a giant black hole while fighting bowser, outswam (?) a black hole in mario party 2, piloted the star diver which can move faster than light, defeated culex who can destory solar systems and defeated dreamy bowser who had the dream stone that had infinite universes or dreams in this case.
But with the power of the pure hearts, mario has infinite speed, multiversal power and fate manipulation and destroy boundaries of the infinite void and defeated super dimentio who was going to destroy countless universes.
And not to mention, in the mario mangas, mario has self ressurected himself and escaped hell, and there is a good chance he can resist stories where he loses when the author obeyed bowser to make him win yet mario still won. Mario is at a ridculous level saitama can never achieve.
The winner is MARIO! (EASILY)
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