| Mario VS Bomberman | |
|---|---|
| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 21 |
| Season Episode | 21 |
| Air date | hopefully within eight years or less lol |
| Written by | Wither |
| Episode guide | |
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Mario VS Bomberman is a What-If Death Battle by Wither, and the fourth episode of his first season after the reboot. It pits Mario and Bomberman from their eponymous franchises against each other.
This battle used to be completed long ago (when the animals still spoke), but it was an actual shitpile, so I banished it to the shadow realm and pledged to start over.
Description[]
Nintendo VS Konami! The two main platforming mascots of two of the largest and most influental Japanese videogame developers will face off in a volatile deathmatch! Will Mario blast Bomberman past the city limits? Or will Bomberman live up to his name?
Interlude[]
Zack: In the world of platform games and similar company mascots, only few are qualified to become legends. We think of heroes like Mario, Kirby, Sonic, Mega Man, PAC-MAN, Rayman, and more.
Greg: Today, two legendary mascots of two legendary Japanese gaming giants will face off in a battle to the death.
Zoë: Mario, the fatass plumber from the Mushroom Kingdom...
Mélissa: And Bomberman, the legendary white bomber from ... Planet Bomber.
Greg: I'm Greg, and these are my ever-so-epic friends: Zoë, Zack and Mélissa.
Mélissa: And today, we'll analyze the combatants' armour, weapons and skills, to find out who would win...
Everyone: A DEATH BATTLE!
Mario[]
Zack: The year is 1981. Nintendo has started their rise to power in Japan, but couldn't quite crack the nut that was the US. In fact, Radar Scope actually kinda bombed there. In order to break through overseas, Nintendo decided to make a Popeye game for arcade, but see, there was one major problem.
Nintendo: Hey man, can I make a game with Popeye in it?
King Features: Hmmm... no.
Nintendo: Please?
King Features: No.
Nintendo: Please?
King Features: No.
Nintendo: Please?
King Features: No.
Nintendo: Please?
King Features: No.
Nintendo: Please?
King Features: No.
Nintendo: Okay, fine, you win.
Greg: But hey, no sweat! Nintendo had a trick up their sleeve. If you can't license a cartoon character, then make the game anyway, but with "new" characters! That's what Nintendo pretty much did: They replaced Bluto with a fatass gorilla called Donkey Kong, Olive Oyl with Pauline, and Popeye with ... Jumpman.
Zoé: The game blew up like crazy, and Nintendo wanted to do more with Jumpman. They felt like the guy needed a new name, so they went through ideas like "Ossan" and "Mr. Video" — all of which kinda sucked. Eventually, they decided to name him after Mario Segale — Nintendo of America's landlord. Mario was born!
- Name: Mario Mario (No, like, seriously)
- Early names: Jumpman, Mr. Video, Ossan
- Age: 25
- Gender: Male
- Species: Human
- Occupation: Plumber, Carpenter, Doctor, Demolition Worker (Wrecking Crew), Grocery Store Worker (Super Mario Bros.: Peach-hime Kyushutsu Dai Sakusen!), Factory Worker (Mario's Cement Factory), Baker (Yoshi's Cookie), Archaeologist (Mario's Picross), etc
- Residence: Mushroom Kingdom or Brooklyn (Varies per game)
- I HATE TURTLES!
- Addicted to mushrooms :(
Mélissa: Mario is characterized by having a VEEEERRRRY creative surname as well as a fucking million jobs. Time and time again, he fights Bowser and his enormous Koopa Troop to avert the endless abductions of Princess Peach and stop their other evil plans. And if you thought you did so all with his fists, you're dead wrong! Mario has a SHIT-TON of powerups to help him out.
- Fire Flower
- Ice Flower
- Gold Flower
- Superball Flower
- Boomerang Flower
- Copy Flower
- Cloud Flower
- Power Flower
- Mega Mushroom / Super Mushroom (SM64DS)
- Big Mushroom
- Bee Mushroom
- Boo Mushroom
- Mini Mushroom
- Propeller Mushroom
- Rock Mushroom
- Spring Mushroom
- Weird Mushroom
- Blue Shell
- Carrot
- Cape Feather
- Double Cherry
- Super Leaf
- Cat Bell
- Statue Leaf
- Lucky Bell
- Hammer Suit
- Penguin Suit
- Metal Cap
- Vanish Cap
- Wing Cap
- Super Acorn, P-Acorn
- Rainbow Star
- Red Star
- Wing
Zack: In fact, he has SO fucking many of these that we can't even cover them all without getting boring. We'll only cover the ones most pivotal in combat.
Bomberman[]
Intermission[]
Death Battle[]
Verdict[]
Mario Vs. White Bomber is the 3rd episode of ThunderStar20's Death Battles, putting the famous Mario against White Bomber from the Bomberman series.
Description[]
Nintendo Vs. Konami! Two classic heroes of 1980's against each other in a battle to the bitter end! Will Mario get the jump on the Explosive Expert, or will White Bomber defeat Mr. Video Game Himself?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Around the 1980's, video games were becoming a popular entertainment factor. Many have either made Pac-Man devour ghosts, or had fought through Dracula's Castle with Simon Belmont.
Boomstick: So let's put two 1980's video game stars to a fight to the death!
Wiz: Mario, the Italian Heroic Plumber of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Boomstick: And White Bomber, the Robotic Galactic Protecter! He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's out job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.