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Introduction[]

Manny Vs Shrek, which of these two main protagonist hero who used to want to lived alone now live with family going on many adventures.

Beginning[]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY



Wiz: Hermits, people who want to lived alone without anyone.



Boomstick: So, that why these two must have wacky sidekick getting them into adventure that they have a family. And lot of movies.



Wiz: Like Manny, the wooly mammoth.



Boomstick: And Shrek, the ogre who loved onions.



Wiz: As we know, they have many apperanced other than the movies, so that we be focusing on the movies.



Boomstick: That means no comics, no epidsodes, and espically no video game. We are going to focus on the movies. With that out of the way. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!


Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!

Manny []

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dCbfmh5gw


Wiz: The ice age, a historical period where there is a long period of reduced temperature where the polar ice sheets expand.


Boomstick: They’re Irish elks, cave lions, and the famous wooly mammoth. Man, I wonder how a wooly mammoth taste like.


Wiz: And one of these famous mammoth is Manfred.


Boomstick: Wait, that his real name. Who would name their child Manfred?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RRGnfP2CCM


Wiz: Well, Manny was actually didn’t start off alone.


Boomstick: Yeah, he used to have a family. That they celebrate Christmas with his family at Christmas Rock. Wait, did they have a god? There once a Jesus…


Wiz: Anyway, he actually have his own family. Until…


Boomstick: The fire nation attack.


Wiz: Group of human hunter killed his family.


Boomstick: Ouch, yes of course! nothing will make me happier  wonder he want to be closed to anyone. From that he met Sid where they must return a child back to his herd with Diego leading them to a trap to get the baby.


Wiz: From getting the child to his herd, finding love, and taking care of a child. He did pretty much many feats during the journey.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDEO5G-7v-o


Boomstick: Oh boy, let see what he bring to the table. Weighing six tons and standing 13 feet tall. He carries two large tusks to block attacks and a trunk to act like a third hand.


Wiz: Being a wooly mammoth, he carried huge strength, enough to stop two Brontotherium…


Boomstick: Wait? Bronk-tooth…



Wiz: The two rhinos from first movies.


Boomstick: Oh, those rhinos. Well, weighing each two tons and being comparable to modern rhinos traveling 31 miles. Manny must use force of 5.7 ton of force to stop them. They’re also where he have to use a log to stop an iceberg ship so that Diego can get on it that weighs over 4,000 tons.


Wiz: While it relative elephants travel only 25MPH, he is able to catch up to Diego who can run 49MPH.


Boomstick: And getting hit with giant ice cannonball that hit with enough force of 5.652 tons of TNT.


Wiz: He have defeated Brontotherium, a pack of sabers, Ichthyosaur, Pliosaur, raptors, and captain guts.


Boomstick: So, will Manny us up to the tusk to defeat Shrek.


Manny: You know, sometimes it pays to weigh 11 tons! (Jump on piece of ice to send Captain guts flying grabbing log.) Bon voyage monkey boy!

Shrek[]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtYTEUOPWI


Wiz: once upon a time. There was a lovely princess, but she had an enchanted upon her of a fearful sort. Which could be broken by Love’s first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison. But none prevailed. She waited in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true loves first kiss.


Boomstick: That person is an ogre and his name is Shrek. You know for the memes, the onions, and for a beast falling in love with beauty. But mostly with memes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLq3DsmlMJs&list=RDzEtYTEUOPWI&index=11


Wiz: But many people don’t the backstory of Shrek, so we will tell you. He was born to named parents with his father try to eat his own son for years.


Boomstick: Man, but at least his have parents, so when his seven birthday he have follow the ogre rules of finding his own swamp. Like Manny, he lived all by hisself enjoying the mud baths and scaring mobs out of his swamp.


Wiz: It was peaceful until he meet Donkey, and going a journey with Donkey to get his swamped back from the fairy tale who was dumbed there by Lord Farquaad.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7UnR-EJxls&list=PLrKMKF7UvbqJLSIbPqxQkuM7qz4jGbqcY&index=14


Boomstick: Then he make a deal that he can get his swamp back if he is able to get the princess from the castle. From talking about ogre have layers to recusing the princess. Everything was going the way for Shrek, except for getting his butt kiss by the dragon, that wan’t planned for.


Wiz: But something happen that no one will believed. Shrek and Fiona fell in loved with each other. After a misunderstanding to true love kiss. They were have many adventures from him turning into a human, finding Arthur, and wrestling many foes.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJDbFLC7V0E&list=PLO4jlmGoc6uAl_SNCOZk8G5Q722nZkAJq&index=16


Boomstick: Being an ogre wrestler, he have enhanced strength and speed to fight any knights. His farts are so deadly that he can kill fishes.


Wiz: His burbs are so flammable that with a match he can become a flamethrower. As an ogre he have the strength to push the magic cauldron that weighs around 300 tons to pulling the chain with chandelier.


Boomstick: Catching up to Donkey who can run speed of forty miles per hour and dodging arrows from crossbow. There he took a pumpkin explosion that equal to at least 37 pounds of TNT to his face. Crashing though celling, get shot in his butt, huge falls, and tons of hits to his nuts. But yet he keep getting up ready for battle.


Wiz: From fighting villains, knights, and witches. So, can Shrek defend his swamp from Mammuthus primigenius?


Charming: This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After!


Shrek: Well, I guess you need to keep looking. (looks at Fiona then Charming) 'Cause I'm not giving up mine.

Pre-Death Battle[]

Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!


Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

Death Battle[]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr73C8Xom8s&list=PLO4jlmGoc6uAl_SNCOZk8G5Q722nZkAJq&index=1


It was thanksgiving, and every fairy tales creatures have come to celebrate the holiday with Shrek and Donkey traveling through the swamp looking for turkeys for the feast.


Donkey: Shrek, are you sure you know what are you doing? We been walking all over the swamp. What about we have some delicious pumpkin pie. Everybody love pumpkin pie.


Shrek: Come on donkey, everybody know turkey is the best food for thanksgiving. (Then he smell something.) What the horrible smell.


Donkey: (Sniffing the air.) Man, it smell like a dead body.


Shrek: Then let go. I can make a delicious maggot pie with turkey.


Donkey: At long we going to have pumpkin pie. It fine by me.


In the distance, they travel behind a shrub to see a wooly mammoth and a sloth walking a path.


Shrek: Man, look at that. You don’t see that often. I wonder how it taste with barbecue sauce.


Donkey: Wait a minute, I though wooly mammoth went extinct?


Shrek: If they did went extinct, then explain that. Don’t worry, it only take a second to you having the pie. ( Then walking toward Manny.)


Donkey: Well, at least it will be quick. Better than wild turkey chase.


While they walk toward them, Sid and Manny are looking for their family after getting separated in the fog with Sid in front.


Manny: Great, you make us lost. How we’re going to find them now.


Sid: Don’t worry (Pick a stick that look like a “Y”) With this we will find them. ( Walking while looking at the ground until he hit his head into a tree knocking him down.)


Manny: Guess it up to me now. What the? (See a shadow coming toward him to seeing a giant rock flying toward him and him dodging it.) Hey! (Seeing Shrek and Donkey.) What you did that for?


Shrek: You can talk, what fairy tale creature you’re from?


Manny: Hey, I ask you a question you overgrown leprechaun.


Shrek: That a new one, what about you leave before I have a new rug.


Manny: That does it. (Dashing very quickly with both dodging the attack.)


Shrek: So, that how it be. It been a long time since I have to fight. Then bring it you hairy elephant!


Donkey: Hiding behind a tree.) You can do it Shrek!



Fight!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK2esGnrng8


Both combatant dash at each other with Shrek grabbing Manny tusks in each of his hands until Shrek pushing Manny couple of feet.


Shrek: Come on, don’t tell me all the body is fat.


Manny: Hey, I just my fur. It just make me puffy.


So, Shrek is about to push Manny into a tree when Manny use his trunk hitting Shrek in the head stunning him to slamming into the ground, and Manny about to crush him when Shrek push Manny of him to throw punches that Manny blocking attack with his tusks. Suddenly, Shrek is running toward a tree to start climbing it.


Manny: What are you doing? Come back here.


Shrek: If you assist.


The plan is that Shrek jump off the tree body slamming Manny sho hard that it cause Manny to fall into the ground in pain while Shrek grab Manny’s tusk to spinning him around before throwing him braking many trees. Manny get up to pick up the boulder from the ground sending it back at Shrek when Shrek dunk over it avoiding the attack getting punches at Manny head up till Manny grab his arm with his trunk.


Manny: Sometimes it good weighing 11 tons! ( He about to crush Shrek when he is able to roll away.)


Shrek: It take more than that to take me down.


Manny: Then what about this! (Manny step on a log that hit Shrek in his nuts.)


Shrek: Maybe that hit.


Donkey: Hey, low blow wooly mammoth. Low blow!


Shrek is about to get up when Manny pick up a tree slamming it at Shrek until it launch Shrek into another tree.


Shrek: (Ripping a tree from the ground.) Batter up!


The two opponents clash with each trees when finally Shrek break Manny tree to slamming it breaking Manny bones from face to his legs.


Shrek: Time for a cook out.


Manny being very confused when he see Shrek pull out match when Shrek burb out flammable gas that combust lighting Manny on fire til he died from the flames.


Shrek: Well, at least we have a meal.

Conclusion[]

Boomstick: Man, Shrek is lucky. I bet that it taste delicious!


Wiz: Nah, it very tough.


Boomstick: What?


Wiz: I mean the battle was tough, with Manny being faster by 19MPH faster. But Shrek it better fighter.


Boomstick: While Manny stopping the ship is impressive, Shrek in the fourth movie have pulled the chandelier that weighs over seven thousand tons. Over three thousand more tons. And also being able to dodge the Arrow means he is able to dodge Manny attacks while able to throw more blows.


Wiz: With that Shrek can take more deadly hits to his traning in wrestling and strange abilities. It was clear that Shrek will be the victor.


Boomstick: Look like it was all orge for Manny.


Wiz: The winner is Shrek.

Next time in Death battle...[]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dIzpfD7YFnQ

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