Magolor VS Rosalina is a What-If? Death Battle originally made by Digilord 64, now being written by Vrokorta. It pits Magolor from Kirby's Return to Dreamland, against Rosalina from the Mario series.
Description[]
Nintendo's powerful, magical, "alien", Wii debutants with mysterious backstories clash! Will Rosalina make Magolor see stars, or will Magolor prove that he can at least beat one Star Warrior?
Rules[]
- Rosalina gets all power-ups, including the White Tanooki.
- Magolor, of course, gets the Master Crown.
- I'm including the Lor Starcutter AND the Comet Observatory cause I think it'll make things more interesting.
- Rosalina gets the help of her Lumas.
Interlude[]
Vrokorta: Ah, the Wii was great system. It had amazing games like Kirby's Return to Dreamland, Mario Galaxy, & Flingsmash!
Boomstick: And today, we're pitting........ Flingsmash? What's that gotta do with this?
Vrokorta: It doesn't.
Boomstick: Ahem, today, we're having a fight between two popular Nintendo characters who made their debut on the Wii.
Wiz: Magolor, the wizard from another dimension.
Boomstick: And Rosalina, the Watcher of the Cosmos, otherwise known as the space waifu.
Vrokorta: I don't think anybody calls her that. They're Wiz & Boomstick, & I'm the writer, Vrokorta. It's our job to analyze these combatants' weapons, armor, & skills to find out who will win this Death Battle.
Magolor[]
(Main Menu - Kirby's Return to Dream Land Music Extended)
Vrokorta: So Magolor is a wizard with little to no backstory.
Wiz: What we do know is that he stole an ancient ship, known as the Lor Starcutter, from another dimension on a planet called Halcandra. He used it to attack the four-headed dragon known as Landia, who was protecting a powerful artifact known as the Master Crown.
Boomstick: Course he failed cause the dragon was actually USING the Master Crown to fight him.
Wiz: Magolor was forced to crash land his ship on Pop Star, resulting in the ship losing the parts it needed to fly.
Vrokorta: After crashing, Kirby, King DDD, Bandana Waddle Dee, & Meta Knight found Magolor and his crashed ship and offered to help him retrieve its pieces.
Boomstick: Long story short, Kirby & his friends find the pieces and Magolor takes them back to his home planet, Halcandra. They find Landia, Kirby & co. defeat her, & Magolor reveals his evil intentions.
Vrokorta: Throughout the course of the game, Magolor tricked Kirby & co. into thinking he was nice, but once he got the Master Crown, he revealed his plans of using the crown's power to take over the universe.
Boomstick: But after a long, battle, Magolor is defeated, and ends up consigned to a dimension beyond time & space, never to be seen again.
Wiz: That is until 2012.
Boomstick: You've gotta be kidding me.
Wiz: Yeah, Magolor eventually escaped the dimension and, apparently, decided to start building amusement parks. Even going so far as to build one just for Kirby to make amends for the trouble he caused.
Boomstick: That's how you go from bad guy, to sad guy.
Vrokorta: Being a wizard, Magolor has an assortment of powers he can use. He can shoot multiple purple fireballs as projectiles, he can shoot a giant ball of electricity, and best of all, he can summon enemies.
Wiz: Magolor initially used this ability to slow down Kirby in a race, but in a fight, this ability can be used to summon allies that'll help him fight.
Boomstick: But it doesn't end there, he can also summon obstacles which includes large gears, giant gears, & two impenetrable cannons, Coldtzo and Voltzzo.
Vrokorta: The gears can crush opponents, and the cannons are so strong, not even Kirby's Super Abilities could harm them. Also, amongst the enemies he can summon, he can summon Gordos which are also practically invincible, though they've been shown to be broken before.
Wiz: Anyways, Magolor is also extremely fast, being able to keep up with Kirby in a race.
Vrokorta: Magolor's a smooth talker, vastly intelligent, and a skilled engineer since he was able to build multiple theme parks and modify the Lor Starcutter.
Wiz: Speaking of the Lor, it's also very impressive.
Boomstick: Not only can the Lor fly by itself, but it can fight too.
Vrokorta: But before we get into that, lets talk about the Lor's speed.
Wiz: The Lor Starcutter was fast enough to travel from Pop Star to the dimension where Halcandra resides, making it massively faster than light, but that's not all, according to an official statement, the Lor Starcutter is fast enough to travel through time.
Boomstick: Lets not forget its fighting. The Lor uses all the pieces Kirby gathered throughout the game to battle enemies, which is pretty ironic seeing as Kirby & co. are seeing all their hard work used against them. The Lor Starcutter can fire stars from its emblem, it can throw its twin wings like boomerangs, it can fire its oars like spears, & it can shoot a tornado out of its mast.
Vrokorta: But that's not all, it can shoot blue orbs that fly straight and red orbs that home in on the enemy. It can create a force-field around itself & it can open inter-dimensional tunnels.
Wiz: The Lor's only weakness is that, if it takes too much damage, it's parts'll break off and it'll be rendered useless.
Boomstick: But that's not a big problem since it's taken multiple beatings from Landia and only broke once.
Vrokorta: But enough about the Lor Starcutter, it's time for Magolor's greatest piece of equipment, the Master Crown itself.
(Landia - Kirby's Return to Dream Land Music Extended)
Boomstick: Now Magolor lost the Master Crown at the end of Return to Dreamland, but we're including it in this fight because it gives him his full arsenal.
Wiz: When Magolor wears the Master Crown, he gains great new powers.
Boomstick: But before we cover those, lets cover the Master Crown itself.
Vrokorta: First off, the Master Crown's alive. Second, it's stated to have limitless power by Magolor himself. Third, it controls the Doomers. Fourth, it changes form in certain situations.
Wiz: It also seems to have an influence on those who wear it, but we'll get into that later.
Boomstick: So remember how Magolor can throw fireballs? Well now he can shoot giant fireballs right out of his hands!
Vrokorta: His electric orbs have been enhanced, he can summon spikes from the ground, he can control the Lor Starcutter like a puppet, he can create wormholes, he can summon more enemies which includes Sphere Doomers, he can manipulate the surrounding area to harm enemies, can remove abilities like Kirby's Copy Abilities with an incantation but only when he sees fit, he can create a sort of miniature black hole to suck in and damage enemies, he can teleport, he can shoot giant lasers, & when he's close to defeat he'll create an energy shield that's strong enough to ward off almost all of Kirby's attacks.
Wiz: The only thing Kirby could use to break the shield were his Super Abilities, and even then it took 5 hits to break the shield entirely.
Boomstick: And when the shield is broken, he can bring a piece back if he gets the chance, but this leaves him open to attack and will probably result in his death.
Vrokorta: But even if you did take advantage of this moment, Magolor is STILL strong enough to try & repel the attack, which he can do with Kirby's Ultra Sword.
Bomstick: On top of that, he can use the Master Crown's power to strengthen the Lor Starcutter, turning it into the Lor EX.
Wiz: And when he needs to step up his game, he taps into more of the Master Crown's power to become Magolor EX.
Boomstick: Magolor EX is better than Magolor in every way possible, his electric orbs are faster, his fireballs are stronger, he can summon Ice Doomers, his black hole is stronger, he can summon more enemies, & he can manipulate wind.
Vrokorta: But heedless of all this power, Magolor can still be defeated. But that's when the Master Crown takes over.
Wiz: When Magolor is defeated in battle, the Master Crown brings back his body in a twisted, evil form known as Magolor Soul.
(Magolor (Phase 2) - Kirby's Return to Dream Land Music Extended)
Boomstick: OH GOSH! Though, I guess this isn't the first time Kirby's fought someone like this. But what about the unnamed second phase of Magolor in the non EX story?
Vrokorta: It's more convenient not to include it.
Boomstick: Oh, alright.
Wiz: Magolor Soul retains basically every ability that Magolor & his EX form possesses.
Vrokorta: His black hole is stronger, he can summon more enemies, he can summon spikes from portals, a single clap removes Kirby's Copy Ability, & he makes better use of his portals by using them to ram into opponents and to send his giant laser all over the battlefield.
Boomstick: But by far his most useful ability is his power to use dark/icy versions of Kirby's Super Abilities.
Wiz: With the Ultra Sword, he creates two giant, icy swords that resemble Galaxia and uses them to slash the opponent.
Vrokorta: With Monster Flame, he summons cyan blue fire dragons to attack the enemy from different angles.
Boomstick: With Flare Beam, he charges himself with energy & turns into a ball of electricity, while at the same time he creates another ball of electricity to attack the opponent.
Wiz: And his final ability is the Grand Hammer. With this, he summons an icy Grand Hammer, and slams it into the ground, resulting in a shock wave along the ground. The resulting shock wave leaves snow and sharp icicles on the ground. The snow slows down enemies, so he'll occasionally take advantage of this and use the Ultra Sword right after the Grand Hammer.
Vrokorta: Don't forget, the shock wave also causes giant shards of ice to fall from the sky.
Boomstick: Wouldn't that only work if there was a ceiling?
Vrokorta: Actually no. When Magolor used this attack, there was no sealing.
Boomstick: Oh, okay.
Wiz: His last ability is to flip the opponents perspective upside-down, making it harder for them to avoid attacks.
Vrokorta: Magolor tricked Kirby & his friends into doing his evil work, built multiple theme parks (presumably) on his own, escaped the dimension beyond space & time, and used the Master Crown to defeat Landia, take hits from Galaxia, & deflect Kirby's Ultra Sword.
Boomstick: But in the end, even Magolor has some weaknesses. He loses his amazing powers if the Master Crown is destroyed & he's vulnerable to attack when regenerating his shield or charging energy for the Flare Beam.
Wiz: But after all he's been through, it'll be hard to put him down for good.
Magolor: The time has come for the ENTIRE UNIVERSE to bow down to me.
Rosalina[]
(A Wish - Super Mario Galaxy Music)
Boomstick: Time to analyze Nintendo's space waifu.
Vrokorta: Enough with the waifu stuff. I mean really, it's not gonna mean anything in this fight.
Boomstick: No promises.
Wiz: Rosalina was once a young girl who lived with her family in the Mushroom Kingdom. Eventually, she found a spaceship and a Luma who wanted to find its mother.
Boomstick: So Rosalina decided to wait with him. I can imagine sticking around for awhile to help somebody, but Rosalina waited with this Luma for YEARS. Who would waste their lives like that?
Vrokorta: Rosalina apparently. Anyways, Rosalina eventually made the decision to go out and FIND the Luma's mother, so the two repaired the spaceship and flew into space to find Luma's mother.
Boomstick: Say, doesn't Rosalina have, like, a family that'll be worried that she disappeared out of nowhere?
Vrokorta: Eh, she was a kid, I guess it didn't cross her mind.
Wiz: Long story short, Rosalina and the Luma built the Comet Observatory, accepted immeasurable amounts of Lumas into their home as family, and now Rosalina is the Mother to all Lumas, and the Watcher of the Cosmos.
Boomstick: Now lets see what she can do!
(Enter the Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy Music Extended)
Vrokorta: Rosalina possesses quite a bit of magic.
Boomstick: Remind you of anyone?
Wiz: I think they're aware, that is who she's fighting after all.
Vrokorta: Her magic lets her change her size at will, summon a Power Star, use telekinesis, manipulate gravity, levitate, & create a force-field.
Boomstick: Most of her magic comes from her wand. Her wand lets her shoot Lumas & star bits, deflect weak projectiles, & gives her control of the Comet Observatory.
Wiz: The Comet Observatory is a massive spacecraft powered by Grand Stars, 7 at the max. Through the power of Rosalina's wand, the Comet Observatory is able to fly through space like a comet. In this form, the Comet Observatory was strong enough to fly through multiple Doomships. It was also fast enough to fly to the center of the universe using only 5 Grand Stars. Its only weakness is that it can't fly without the power of the Grand Stars.
Vrokorta: Before we get into the rest of Rosalina's abilities, lets talk about the Lumas that will help her in this fight.
Wiz: Regular Lumas have a technique they can use called the Star Spin, this spin is strong enough to break space crystals and bricks.
Boomstick: Lumas are also capable of FTL flight, so that's helpful.
Vrokorta: The Lumas can transform into sling stars and launch stars, allowing their companions to reach distant areas quicker.
Boomstick: And they can throw star bits, though I can't imagine that'll be very helpful.
Wiz: But, believe it or not, the fat, hungry Lumas are probably the strongest Lumas.
Vrokorta: Normally, a Luma has to grow over time to become a planet, comet, etc., but Hungry Lumas can transform whenever they're fed enough Star Bits or coins.
Boomstick: The pink Hungry Lumas can transform into planets or galaxies depending on how much they're fed, ranging from 15 coins or 20 Star Bits, to 100 coins or 2000 Star Bits! Boy, these guys can eat!
Wiz: Blue Hungry Lumas can transform into a Life Mushroom when fed 30 Star Bits.
Boomstick: But what about the one-up-
Vrokorta: We're including enough for her as it is, we don't need her having extra lives or to be coming back to life after dying.
Boomstick: Oh, that would be lame if the death was undone, even for the waifu.
Wiz: Possibly the most powerful Hungry Luma is the Purple Hungry Luma. When fed as little as 20 Star Bits, he can manipulate comets.
Boomstick: FOR REALZ!?!?!? THAT'S CRAZY!
Vrokorta: Well it's true. The last thing to note about the Lumas is that they love Rosalina so much, that they will do anything to protect her, will obey her every whim, and will always be there for her. A good example of this is when they sacrifice themselves to stop the universe's destruction.
Boomstick: That's sweet ain't it? Anyway's, lets talk about how she fights on her own.
Wiz: Rosalina, like the Lumas, can perform a Star Spin. And she can perform a ground pound like Mario.
Vrokorta: But behind all her magic, space-crafts, & Lumas, Rosalina's strongest arsenal comes from her power-ups.
Wiz: Because of her appearance in Super Mario 3D World, Rosalina gained the ability to use power-ups like Mario and his friends do.
Boomstick: The Fire Flower lets her throw fireballs. Now that's "HOT", geddit?
Vrokorta: The Tanooki Suit gives her a suit that lets her hover in mid-air AND lets her use a close range tail attack.
Wiz: The Cat Suit puts Rosalina in a black cat suit. This suit lets her climb walls, scratch enemies, and perform a mid-air cat dive.
Vrokorta: There's also the Lucky Cat Suit. It's the same as the regular Cat Suit, but now her ground pound has been replaced with her transforming into an indestructible golden cat statue.
Boomstick: The Boomerang Flower gives Rosalina Hammer Bro armor and an infinite supply of boomerangs to throw.
Wiz: The Double Cherry can clone Rosalina up to 4 times, making for 5 Rosalinas. They will retain any power-ups the original was using. Also, attacking the original is futile cause only the last clone standing can be the original, meaning you'd have to destroy each clone separately if you want to damage her.
Vrokorta: Rosalina can project a Cosmic Spirit that can posses others, as seen in Mario Galaxy 2 where she possesses Mario to help him through a level.
Boomstick: The Starman makes her temporarily invincible, but even more useful is her ability to share this power with others through touch.
Wiz: The Mega Mushroom turns her giant for a short amount of time, making her stronger & virtually indestructible.
Vrokorta: And lastly, we have the dreaded White Tanooki Suit.
Wiz: How is it dreaded? It's her most useful power-up.
Vrokorta: Yeah, but it makes her almost COMPLETELY INVINCIBLE! How can you have a fair fight if you're including it?
Boomstick: Well it was your choice to include it.
Vrokorta: Alright, the White Tanooki Suit gives her the same abilities as the regular Tanooki Suit, but now she's basically invincible. The only thing we see her get defeated by is large quantities of lava, bottomless pits, purple smoke, & poisoned water, but these could all be considered game mechanics.
Wiz: Rosalina also possesses sports equipment. She has a soccer ball, a baseball bat, a tennis racket, & a golf club.
Boomstick: Rosalina is vastly intelligent, can fly, jump high, has telepathy, can create Launch Stars, teleport, is skilled in multiple sports, had her Lumas stop a big bang, protected Mario, Peach, and presumably herself from the universe's destruction, and is presumed to have reset the universe after it was destroyed.
Vrokorta: We'll put a pin in that. As for downsides, she doesn't really have any, aside from being killed instantly by lava, poisoned water, purple smoke, a swarm of Fuzzies, and bottomless pits.
Wiz: So Rosalina is definitely safe for just about any fight.
Rosalina: "Let's begin..."
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set.
Vrokorta: Pretty sure Magolor's got this.
Boomstick: No Way! Space waifu is totally gonna win this DEATH BATTLLLLLLE!!!!
Wiz: *Sigh*
Fight[]
The Comet Observatory is seen floating in space. Aboard it, was Rosalina and a ton of Lumas. Rosalina relished the peace she currently had, but she soon sensed a great power approaching her home, a power great enough, to threaten the universe.
A wormhole opened up not too far from the Comet Observatory. From it, came the Lor Starcutter.
Magolor: There it is, the Comet Observatory, home to 120 of the greatest power sources in this world, and the so-called "Watcher of the Cosmos". Alright guys, gimme the low down on this person.
Magolor looked at the Lor Starcutter's screen, but he only saw words that read "ERROR: RULES CANNOT BE BROKEN".
Magolor: What?! Master Crown, please tell me you know about this person.
The Master Crown said nothing.
Magolor: Could neither of you have warned me I was going into this battle blind!?
Magolor then noticed the Comet Observatory being surrounded in magic sparkles as it enveloped itself in blue energy.
Magolor: Oh jeez, guess I've got no choice now.
Magolor readied the Lor Starcutter, and both space-crafts came at each other.
FIGHT
(Heavy Lobster - Kirby's Return to Dream Land Music Extended) or (Magolor (Phase 1) - Kirby's Return to Dream Land Music Extended)
The Lor Starcutter opened fire on the Comet Observatory with a barrage of stars. The Observatory tanked the shots and rammed the Lor. The Lor Starcutter started moving all around the Observatory, easily out speeding it. Taking advantage of this, the Lor shot it's oars and wings at the Observatory. The projectiles managed to damage the Observatory a little, but the comet shield was blocking a lot of the damage.
Rosalina found that her regular tactics wouldn't work on this enemy, so she tried something else. She fed a pink Hungry Luma 500 Star Bits and he turned into a ball of light that shot off the observatory. The light hit the Starcutter then turned into a planet.
Magolor: What in the?!
The Lor smashed the planet out of its way then shot a tornado from its mast at the Observatory. It held back the massive ship, but it didn't stop coming. Rosalina was about to send another Hungry Luma, but the Lor created 4 red orbs that slammed into the Observatory. The Lor continued to avoid the Observatory, so Rosalina called upon her strongest Luma, the purple Hungry Luma. She fed him 20 Star Bits and he summoned hundreds of comets to the area to attack the Lor. Magolor saw his ship was surrounded, so he summoned Colddztos and Voltzzos onto the Lor and they started blasting the comets to pieces, but eventually, some of the comets hit the Lor and knocked the invincible cannons off. All the comets converged on the Lor at once, causing a massive explosion in its place.
Purple Hungry Luma: Hah. No way they survived that.
But as the smoke cleared, the Lor was surrounded in a force-field of its own. The Lor, using its shield, rammed right into the Comet Observatory, penetrating the comet shield and making it into the Comet Observatory.
Rosalina: Oh no.
The Lor resumed shooting stars at the Lumas living in the Observatory. The Lumas scattered as they tried to avoid the shots, Rosalina shielded herself and many of the Lumas from the stars using her force-field.
Magolor: The Lor's done its job, time for my grand entrance.
Magolor grabbed the Master Crown from its place in the Lor Starcutter then flew down to the Comet Observatory. As he flew, he spawned countless enemies onto the Observatory, Gordos, Coldtzos, Volttzos, Sword Knights, Ceruleans, Juckles, and Sodory. The Lumas saw the attacking enemies, and immediately went from fleeing for their lives, to fighting for their home. As the Lumas and Magolor's summons battled each other, Magolor placed the Crown on his head and changed into his stronger form. Magolor turned to Rosalina amongst all the chaos.
Magolor: I'm going to destroy you and your underlings, then I'm going to take every single Power Star on this ship.
Rosalina: I cannot allow that.
Magolor teleported behind Rosalina and shot her with electric orbs, but Rosalina blocked with her force-field. Magolor appeared behind her again, and blasted her with fire, knocking her forward. Rosalina got up and summoned five Lumas to her side. She started to shoot them at Magolor one by one, but Magolor easily dodged the stars and summoned purple liquid to the area around Rosalina. She didn't know what it was, but she knew it was dangerous and used her shield to block the spikes just in time. Magolor opened three wormholes and a Sphere Doomer came out of each one. The Sphere Doomers shot projectiles at Rosalina, but she easily blocked them. Then the 5 Lumas from earlier came back and started attacking the Sphere Doomers. At first, the Doomers were beating the young stars, but soon, more Lumas came and started beating the Doomers. Magolor summoned more Coldtzos and Voltzzos to start shooting at the Lumas, but Rosalina threw them off the ship with telekinesis. Magolor looked at her angrily then shot a laser at her, but she teleported out of the way. Rosalina started shooting Star Bits at Magolor, but he dodged them effortlessly. Magolor summoned more enemies to hold off the Lumas then drew a rectangle with a triangle in it. He shot the "drawing" at Rosalina who was unprepared to block the triangle of pain. After it'd stopped, Magolor assaulted her with fireballs, kicking up a lot of dust and rubble. When it all cleared, Rosalina was lying limp on the ground.
Magolor: Hah! You could never have hoped to beat me!
Rosalina looked up at him angrily. She ordered all but one Luma to attack Magolor at once. The Lumas were almost too much for Magolor to keep up with, but he held his own well enough. Rosalina summoned the blue hungry Luma and fed him 30 Star Bits, giving her a Life Mushroom that healed her and doubled her vitality. Then she defeated the enemies Magolor summoned and used a Fire Flower to become Fire Rosalina. Rosalina flew back at Magolor, ordered her Lumas out of the way, then shot fireballs at Magolor. He tanked the first few shots then dodged the rest. He continued to bombard Rosalina with shots, but Lumas threw themselves in the way to block most of the shots as Rosalina blocked the rest. But then, a Sphere Doomer ambushed Rosalina from behind, making her lose her power-up. Magolor shot fireballs again, but Rosalina used her shield to block them. Then she used the Boomerang Flower and started throwing boomerangs at him. Magolor destroyed all the rangs with electric orbs, then shot another giant laser which Rosalina dodged. Rosalina shot thousands of Star Bits at Magolor, but Magolor teleported out of the way.
Magolor: Is that all you've got?
Rosalina: No.
Then, multiple orbs of light came at Magolor at once, pushing him out of the Observatory and turning into planets and galaxies, dealing major damage to the space wizard. Magolor teleported back to the Observatory, though he was heavily wounded. He created a shield around himself, then changed into his EX form.
Magolor: I'm done fooling around!
Magolor opened a miniature black hole right in the Observatory that started sucking in Lumas. But the Lumas that were sucked in managed to stop the vortex from sucking in any more. Rosalina called on the power of the Observatory's beacon, and it started shooting stars at Magolor. The stars pelted Magolor's shield, but they didn't penetrate it. Rosalina used a Mega Mushroom and turned into Giant Rosalina. Rosalina used Star Spins on Magolor's shield, but the shield held up against her attack. Magolor swatted her away and shot a laser at her, changing her back into regular Rosalina. Rosalina used the Starman and turned invincible. Then, she ordered all the Lumas to touch her and attack Magolor. The Lumas brushed against Rosalina as they flew at Magolor, turning them invincible as well. The invincible onslaught was enough to break 3 pieces of Magolor's shield before he dispelled their power-up. Magolor opened 10 wormholes and 5 Ice Doomers came out of each (if you don't math, that's 50 Doomers). The Ice Doomers started beating back the Lumas while Magolor handled Rosalina. Rosalina used the Lucky Bell and became Lucky Cat Rosalina, but she wasn't done. She used 4 Double Cherries so there were 5 Lucky Cat Rosalinas. The Rosalinas flew in different directions but Magolor stayed on top of it. Magolor shot a fireball at one Rosalina, then smacked the second one away from him, he shot out electric orbs and took out the other two. But wait, there were five. Then the final Rosalina came down on Magolor as a golden statue, breaking his fourth shield piece. Magolor shot electric orbs at Rosalina, making her lose her power-up. Magolor continued to shoot at Rosalina and her Lumas. They tried to avoid the shots, but they were gradually being brought down. Rosalina went to her last resort, the Invincibility Leaf. She became White Tanooki Rosalina and flew straight at Magolor while she enveloped herself in a force-field. She slammed into Magolor's shield and started pushing him out into space. The shield was giving, but it still held up. Rosalina knew she couldn't break it alone, but then, all the Lumas from the Observatory and from nearby planets came and helped her charge the shield. The shield started giving, and the enormous group was on a collision course for the Moon.
Magolor: No! Stop!
The shield broke and they all crashed.
(Stop Music)
BOOM!
.............................................................Rosalina and the Lumas got up from the debris they made on the Moon, and they didn't see Magolor.
Rosalina: Yeah, we win!
But of course then.
(Magolor (Phase 2) - Kirby's Return to Dream Land Music Extended)
The Master Crown was floating in the air, hovering above them in a shiny, but twisted new look. Then, it surrounded itself in darkness as a face appeared, then an eye opened in its mouth, and two hands came from behind its back.
MAGOLOR SOUL (Magolor Soul Roar)
Magolor Soul clapped his hands together, hitting, but not damaging, all the Lumas with a shock wave. Rosalina however, had her power-up knocked out of her, and the Invincibility Leaf was shredded to pieces.
Rosalina: No!
Magolor summoned multiple enemies into his hands, including a few Lumas, and started juggling them before throwing them at Rosalina and her Lumas. Magolor started blasting them with electric orbs, taking out Lumas faster than Rosalina could shield them. Rosalina felt hopeless, she had another plan, but she wasn't ready for that, she still had another trick up her sleeve. She projected her Cosmic Spirit and had it enter Magolor's body.... but the Spirit was tossed from Magolor's body and Magolor smashed it with his fist, making it shatter into a million sparkles. Rosalina had no other choice, she raised her wand to reset the Universe .................................................................
But Magolor stabbed her arm with a spike, making her drop her wand. Then Magolor made a black hole that sucked in her wand and a few Lumas. Rosalina resisted the vortex, but the wand was broken into bits, one piece at a time. Rosalina tried resetting the Universe without her wand, but Magolor started slashing her with his Ultra Sword. Then he followed up with Monster Flame before finishing with Grand Hammer. Rosalina was able to avoid some of the attacks, but she was heavily wounded, as were the Lumas that were left standing with her. Then Rosalina thought she might be able to fight back with the Observatory. As she thought that, the Comet Observatory came flying at Magolor, but it was thrown off course by the Lor Starcutter EX which blasted it to pieces.
Rosalina and the Lumas could only watch in horror as their home was destroyed. Then Magolor opened multiple wormholes around Rosalina, and she knew-
(Stop Music)
She could do nothing.
Multiple spikes came out of the wormhole and impaled Rosalina from every angle.
K.O.
Magolor took all the Power Stars from the Comet Observatory, and killed the remaining Lumas.
Results[]
Boomstick: No, Space Waifu, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wiz: Dude, get over it. These deaths aren't permanent or official or anything.
Vrokorta: Now I can explain the outcome, but I want everyone to know, if you think I'm biased, I'm not trying to be, I did my best when researching and this is my outcome. I tried my best to decide who'd win cause I know this is something that people want answered as correctly as possible, so please, bear with me, and if you need to, message me on my wall to explain why you think I'm wrong, but please, read the analysis first.
Boomstick: Now lets break this down, one piece at a time.
Wiz: Like Rosalina's wand?
Boomstick: DON'T REMIND ME!!!!
Vrokorta: In terms of speed, Magolor scales to Kirby, who's kept up with enemies that can cross dimensions & galaxies in very short amounts of time. However, Rosalina scales to similar speeds, like Mario keeping up with beings that can also cross galaxies. So they were about even in that area.
Boomstick: As for who's stronger, Magolor takes that easily. He's damaged powerhouses like Bandana Waddle Dee, King DDD, Meta Knight, and Kirby himself. Not to mention he can one shot Landia's individual dragon forms, that's better than anything Rosalina's ever done since she only really fights regular Mario enemies and bosses, like Boss Brolder and Boom Boom.
Wiz: And when it comes to durability, let me point out first that when we say "durability" we mean how well someone takes to damage when not blocking. Not only does Magolor take most of his hits head on, but he takes said hits from Bandana Waddle Dee, who's strong enough to crack the very planet Pop Star with a single punch, King DDD, who consistently trades blows with Kirby, Meta Knight, who's sword is said to have infinite power, Kirby, who's fought enemies like Dark Nebula, Dark Mind, and Drawcia, who can warp & destroy solar systems & galaxies. Rosalina's never fought anyone like that, much less take hits from them. However, her force field was able to tank the universe's destruction, so it'd be strong enough to block any of Magolor's attacks.
Vrokorta: Magolor also had the superior arsenal. Sure, Rosalina had Lumas that could turn into planets, and several power-ups that gave her new abilities, but most of these power-ups could either be easily removed, or were only temporary. On the other hand, Magolor had unlimited access to wormholes, Gordos, cannons, electricity, lasers, fire, and more. It doesn't help that some of Rosalina's abilities, like the star bits, would be ineffective against Magolor since they're so weak. Though, for the record, Magolor's ability to flip perspective wouldn't affect Rosalina since she can fly & she lives in a world where gravity is already very inconsistent. And if you're wondering about Rosalina's White Tanooki, Magolor has used his magic to remove his opponent's abilities before, as seen when he removes Kirby's Super Abilities, so he could likely remove this power-up as well.
Boomstick: Magolor also had a better ship. It could actually fight, & it had range, unlike the poor Observatory. It doesn't help that the Observatory's best strength feat was smashing through Doomships. I mean, those things can be destroyed by their own weapons, or just by crashing. Sure, the Observatory is theoretically stronger & more durable since it's powered by 5-7 Grand Stars, but that would only give it 2 advantages, the Lor had everything else. You also might be wondering, "Why didn't Rosalina use the Grand Stars to defeat Magolor?".
Vrokorta: Well that's easy, we've never seen her use them. Heck, when Bowser attacked the Observatory, he actually stole the Grand Stars & used them for himself, & Rosalina did seemingly nothing to stop him. There's little to stop Magolor from doing the same.
Wiz: But Rosalina did have the edge in army help, as the Lumas were stronger & more helpful than Magolor's summons, as well as being more devoted, but this ultimately wasn't enough.
Vrokorta: Now I'm sure you're wondering, "Why didn't Rosalina's Cosmic Spirit work on Magolor?". Here's my reason, Magolor's body is already being controlled by the Master Crown. Also, the Cosmic Spirit has only ever entered Mario's body, & Mario WANTED the Cosmic Spirit to help him, so he allowed it. It only makes sense that the Master Crown would be strong enough to reject the Spirit and keep it from taking over.
Boomstick: And of course there's Rosalina's ability to reset the Universe. First of all, she used this as a last resort. Second, most of her magic comes from her wand, so it only makes sense that if she loses her wand, she loses this ability with it. Third, when Rosalina reset the Universe, the Lumas were still kinda dead and had to be reborn, and the galaxy had changed. If she reset the Universe, the whole galaxy should've been the same, not changed.
Vrokorta: I've thought it over, and I came to a conclusion. Rosalina herself says that when stars/Lumas die, they become stardust, which spreads across the universe before turning back into stars, repeating the cycle of life. She also says that the "baby stars" will become galaxies someday, which could imply that the Lumas being reborn brought the universe back, not Rosalina. Lastly, she says that the rebirth of the world is a natural occurrence that never repeats itself the same way. With all that being said, I honestly think the universal reset had nothing to do with Rosalina at all.
Wiz: Rosalina's comparable speed, stronger force-fields, various power-ups, and helpful Lumas let her stay in the game, but in the end, she couldn't win.
Boomstick: Don't expect me to make a joke about this one.
Vrokorta: The winner is Magolor.
Advantages and Disadvantages[]
Magolor[]
+Power
+Durability
+Arsenal
+Lor Starcutter>Comet Observatory
=Speed
=Intelligence
-Rosalina's army would give him trouble
-Rosalina's force field could negate most damage
Rosalina[]
+Superior army
+OP force fields
=Speed
=Intelligence
-Weaker
-Less durable
-Small arsenal
-Comet Observatory<Lor Starcutter
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Trivia[]
- Vrokorta's rooting for Magolor.
- This is the 3rd fight Vrokorta's adopted.
- This is Vrokorta's most debatable fight.
- Though this is probably cause it included characters that people actually cared about & wasn't an obvious win for either side.
- Though I say in the interlude that no one calls Rosalina Space Waifu, I've since heard people refer to her as such.