Magikarp vs Numemon is a What-If? Death Battle by Vrokorta. It pits Magikarp from Pokemon against Numemon from Digimon.
Rules[]
- No Evolution allowed
- Both combatants will get all their moves
Description[]
We all know the Pokemon vs Digimon debate, but what happens when we pit two of their weakest mons against each other?
Interlude[]
Sphere Robot: Pokemon & Digimon, both formidable franchises with a slew of powerful monsters.
Vrokorta: Like Beedrill & Zoroark, or Shoutmon & Leomon.
Sphere Robot: These guys on the other hand, are pretty much the bottom of the barrel.
Vrokorta: Magikarp, the world's weakest Pokemon.
Sphere Robot: And Numemon, the most pathetic Digimon. He's Vrokorta, & I'm Sphere Robot.
Vrokorta: And it's our job to analyze their feats, arsenal & skill to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Magikarp[]
Sphere Robot: In all of Pokemon, there are few monsters that can be considered truly weak.
Vrokorta: Sure you've got Wishiwashi, with the lowest base stat total of any Pokemon, but he has his School Form to make up for it. There's Shedinja, with only 1 HP, but it's immune to 13/18 types anyways. Out of all 905 Pokemon, there's one that really stands out for being weak, & that's Magikarp.
Sphere Robot: Currently holding the 8th lowest base stat total possible in Pokemon, Magikarp is weak for more than just his in-game stats.
Vrokorta: Almost every Pokedex entry ever made for Magikarp has remarked on how weak & useless it is, being too weak to swim through currents, being too dumb to avoid predators, & literally being stated as the world's weakest Pokemon.
[Popup: The main reason for Magikarp's continued survival is its incredible fertility, & since other Pokemon regularly eat them, they also serve as a food source that has allowed other Pokemon to survive.]
Sphere Robot: You know you're the worst when your own franchise denounces you.
Vrokorta: And just look at his moveset. Splash, does nothing. Tackle, deals minimal damage. Flail, deals more damage when Magikarp is low on HP, meaning it's most powerful when he's most at risk, giving him few opportunities to use it effectively.
Sphere Robot: Luckily we're giving him TMs & exclusive moves. With Bounce, he jumps high up & out of range, landing on the foe with enough force to potentially paralyze them. With Hydro Pump, he fires a huge blast of water, dealing relatively high damage (relative to himself that is). With Bubble, he spews bubbles that have a small chance to slow the enemy down a bit. And lastly, is Magikarp's Reve- I mean Dragon Rage, where he fires a shockwave that always deals 40 damage. Not sure how that translates outside of gameplay but it's not a big deal.
Vrokorta: He's also resistant to Fire, Water, Ice, & Steel, but that's just normal type advantages.
Sphere Robot: But Vrok, Magikarp's Water-type, not Normal-type.
*Insert Seinfeld theme as Vrok slowly turns towards the screen*
Vrokorta: With moves out of the way, let's talk about Magikrap, I mean Magikarp's Abilities. Swift Swim doubles his Speed during rain. Rattled increases his speed whenever he gets scared. Then there's Gulp, which lets him heal whenever he's in water.
Sphere Robot: Magikarp may be weak, but he still has some feats. While modern wild Magikarp are said to jump no higher than 7 feet, older Magikarp have been known to jump mountains, generating as much as 867 Kilojoules of energy & that's just a wild Magikarp. A trained Magikarp can jump so high that, when it falls, it forms a crater worth 48 Megajoules of energy. Then there's Goh's Magikarp, which simply jumped into space...
Vrokorta: If you think that's crazy, just look at Oralie's Magikarp, which defeated Dawn's Piplup & fought evenly with Ash's Pikachu, y'know, the OP Pikachu.
Sphere Robot: Magikarp is also surprisingly tough. He can survive in volcanic bodies of water, snowy lakes, & the most polluted waters on the planet. He can even survive out of water, meaning he doesn't rely on gills to breathe. One Magikarp also survived a bite from Meowth with no damage, Meowth was more hurt than he was.
Vrokorta: Magikarp is tougher than he looks, but he's still the weakest Pokemon for a reason.
Sphere Robot: His movements are predictable & reckless, making him easy prey for carnivorous Pokemon. He can barely swim, & gets overpowered by weak currents. He has very few moves, a rarity among Pokemon if you've been following Vrok's battles. Then of course there's his type disadvantages, as he takes double damage from Electric & Grass-type attacks.
Vrokorta: He's a weak fish, but he's not useless. Let's see if the poor thing can prove himself.
Numemon[]
Vrokorta: It's one thing to be notoriously weak, it's another to be notoriously dumb, & it's a WHOLE 'NOTHER THING to be notoriously disgusting, & Numemon is all three.
Sphere Robot: Numemon, the Champion level, mollusk type, virus Digimon. This guy is so weak that even Rookie level Digimon write them off, except for the fact that they have the nastiest form of attack possible.
Vrokorta: Poop. These suckers throw their VERY OWN POOP in self-defense.
Sphere Robot: Which is surprisingly effective, & Numemon's pretty good at it. He can toss small chunks, big chunks, a stack of small chunks, a stack of big chunks, & he can even cause poop to rain from the sky. If that wasn't enough, his poop induces status effects, like Poison, Confusion, Rage, & the reduction of Speed, Strength, & Defense. He can also turn enemies into Sprites, keeping them from blocking or using skills.
Vrokorta: Poop isn't all though. Numemon can also burp, fart, lick, charge, spit acid, & shoot ice spikes.
Sphere Robot: Quite the uh... arsenal... he's got there.
Vrokorta: Quite bizarre yes, but when you never bathe & always obsess over poop, your stench would naturally be your strongest weapon.
Sphere Robot: Oh that makes sense, sure... but ice spikes tho?.
Vrokorta: \_{'_'}_/
Sphere Robot: Okay, um... anything else to cover?
Vrokorta: Well, as weak as Numemon is said to be, there are several occasions where he's contended with those considered his superior. He can go toe-to-toe with Rookie level Digimon, who are capable of shattering boulders & metal constructs, breaking trees, & melting concrete, a feat calculated at 7.9 Tons of tnt.
Sphere Robot: Though as a Champion level Digimon, stronger Numemon should scale to other Champions like Frigimon, who created a blizzard worth 47 Gigatons of tnt. Heck, there are Purple Numemon that can easily defeat Champions, & throw down with Ultimates.
Vrokorta: Guess he's not as bad as people make him out to be, which makes sense considering they're so gross that no one would ever stick around long enough to confirm if any statements are true.
Sphere Robot: Even so, they're still not very smart. They're also a bit cowardly, & hate sunlight.
Vrokorta: But know this, while Numemon may flee from danger, they never back down when it comes to protecting what they love.
Sphere Robot: Poop?
Vrokorta: No, girls.
Sphere Robot: WTF?
Intermission[]
Vrokorta: Alright, the combatants are set.
Sphere Robot: A fertile fish, & a s**t slug... this can't go well.
Death Battle[]
Numemon is seen laying in the waters of a sewer system, relaxing as if the putrid waters were a sauna. "Ah, what a fine day" Numemon said blissfully, "The only thing that could make today better, is some fresh fish. Too bad all living creatures die in the disgusting environment of the sewers".
As if to prove him wrong, a red fish came swimming through the stagnant waters. "Karp, karp, karp" the fish called out as it practically drifted across Numemon's line of sight.
"Ha, hahaha" Numemon started to laugh, catching Magikarp's attention. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Numemon drew a handful of poop in each hand, "YOU'RE MINE FISH-FRY!".
FIGHT!
Numemon threw one of his poops at Magikarp, but the fish splashed out of the water & landed on the opposite side of the sewer, effectively dodging the attack. "Hey!" Numemon cried before throwing another poop, only for Magikarp to dodge once again. "Grrr! Stand still!" Numemon threw poop after poop, but Magikarp splashed further & further away from each. "Dang it! You get back here!" Numemon yelled as he chased Magikarp out of the sewer.
The sky was overcast as the slug chased the fish across a grassy field, running past a Pangoro & a Pandamon. "Pandamon" Pangoro began, "Why is there a sewer in a grassy field?".
"Don't question it" the plush panda said, "The Digital World is a weird place".
"But if this is the Digital World, then why am I here, & why am I able to ta-"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Pandamon shouted before sighing, "I don't know".
Magikarp flopped & flopped away from Numemon before landing in a lake & swimming away. "You won't get away that easily!" the Digimon shouted before hopping into the lake, immediately spreading a greenish brown cloud in the once clean water. Numemon continued to throw his poop at the fish, but he kept missing, instead hitting numerous bystanders, & really grossing them out.
"I've never been more appalled in my life" said a Weedle.
"I have, I see this guy every week" said a Kunemon.
Magikarp started to run out of lake, & so hopped out to continue flopping across the grass. Numemon crawled out in pursuit, chasing the fish all the way to a small town full of stalls selling produce. "Gah! What kind of fish stays out of water for this long?!" Numemon said, that is before he remembered just how many fish Digimon function the same way, "Uh, on second thought-". The slug was cut off as he suddenly tripped over Magikarp. The fish Pokemon then started flopping in the opposite direction. Numemon stood back up, "Think you can juke me huh? Well joke's on you, I don't have ankles to break!". Numemon continued throwing poop at Magikarp, but just ended up ruining all the produce in his path.
A Zoroark looked over her ruined goods angrily while Leomon looked things over. "Y'know, maybe it'll make good fertili-". The lion was cut off as Zoroark slammed the ground with both hands, creating a dark explosion that blew up her entire stall.
Eventually, Numemon chased Magikarp down an alley, & had him cornered. "You're in for it now buddy" Numemon said with confidence before raising his hands to the sky, "Behold! ULTIMATE POOP HELL!". With that, giant turds started raining from the sky, smashing houses & ruining the town in more ways than one.
A Goodra is seen standing with a Greymon, watching the oncoming storm. "Aight, I'ma head out" the Goodra said, Greymon following right behind her.
By the time the attack was done, the town was in shambles, & smelled worse than hot garbage. However, Magikarp still stood, all the poop having missed him. Numemon's jaw dropped, "You gotta be s******g me!". Now angrier than ever, Numemon simply charged straight at Magikarp, ready to kill him on the spot. Magikarp flopped helplessly, dreadfully awaiting his demise, when suddenly.
(Stop Music)
"Hey!" a shout rang out from behind the pathetic fish, catching it's attention & halting Numemon's charge. The voice belonged to Shoutmon, who just so happened to be king of this land, as in the land containing a town that is currently covered in poop. "Look" Shoutmon began, "I'm not gonna call you out for your way of life or anything, but what you've just done here? That is unacceptable. I want you out of here, & only come back when you're done pooping on my towns, or I'll put you under arrest".
"Urgh! Fine!" Numemon said angrily, "But I'm taking the fish with me". Before Magikarp could react, Numemon grabbed him & started sliding out of town.
Kazuya Mishima vs Yamcha (Obsidian Crusader)[]
Numemon crawled up onto a polished stone floor, so clean he could see his reflection... before he stepped on it of course. Numemon held up the still flopping fish, "You got me kicked out of my whole world, so you BETTER be delicious". Numemon opened his mouth & prepared to bite right into Magikarp,
when a massive blue laser crashed into the arena, blasting both monsters into a wall. "What the heck was that?!" Numemon demanded. He saw a man dressed in orange land on the arena & strike a pose.
"Home run baby!" the man shouted as the crowd cheered him on.
Numemon climbed back onto the arena & approached Yamcha, "Excuse me sir, but you have just RUINED a fine meal".
Yamcha looked down only to reel back upon seeing the sewer slug, "Oh my gosh, where did THAT come from?!".
"I expect a full apology & compensation for what you did to my-" Numemon stopped short before quickly glancing around, "FISH! Where's my fish!?". Numemon got his answer when a red object decked Yamcha in the face, sending him crashing onto his back as blood streamed from his nose. The Digimon caught his fish before turning around to see a man in a business suit marching in his direction. The man tore off his suit, revealing his well developed muscles & the pants of a fighting gi underneath. "Excuse me sir" Numemon began, "I cannot have you throwing my fish. I expect-" the Digimon was cut off as Kazuya grabbed him by the eye stalks & tossed him into a wall. The "Iron Fist" prepared to strike at Yamcha, but as he reeled back his fist, he caught a whiff of the Numemon residue on his hands, & couldn't help gagging.
In that brief moment, Yamcha swept Kazuya's feet out from under him & punched him in the chin, knocking him backwards. As Kazuya regained his balance, Yamcha prepared to use his signature move. "Wolf-" he stepped forward, but ended up slipping on Numemon's slime, sending him crashing into Kazuya as both fighters fell off the arena in a daze.
Numemon turned to Magikarp, "Well, they were a couple'a idiots, weren't they?". As the Digimon laughed at the fighters' misfortune, they both rose up from behind him, smelly & ticked.
Yamcha pulled back both hands before speaking, "Ka, me-". Numemon turned around to see blue energy gathering in his foe's hands, "Ha, me-". Numemon shrugged it off, thinking little of the orange clad human. Kazuya on the other hand, suddenly transformed into a large demonic entity, eyes glowing red.
Numemon screamed in fear, "OH MY YGGDRASIL IT'S DEVIMON!".
"HA!" Yamcha fired his Kamehameha wave at the duo, joined by Kazuya's laser eyes. Both mons were blasted out of the area & sent flying beyond the horizon.
(Stop Music)
Eclipsa Butterfly vs Princess Luna (PowerfulEevee)[]
"Black Velvet Inferno!" Eclipsa shouted as a purple sphere started to engulf Princess Luna. She was nearly overwhelmed, but Luna managed to break free of the spell with her own magic. As the alicorn prepared her next attack,
she found Numemon having slapped against her face, obscuring her sight & smell with a disgusting substance. As Luna tried to toss the slug off her face, Eclipsa was decked in the back of the head by Magikarp. She turned around to see the fish flopping around on the ground. She fired several blasts of magical energy at the fish, but Magikarp just randomly flopped out of the way of each one. Meanwhile Luna had just managed to rip Numemon off of her face with telekinesis, taking a deep breath of fresh air. She turned to the slug angrily, but had an idea when she saw Eclipsa trying to hit Magikarp. The princess flew up behind the mage & shoved Numemon over her head, causing her to start suffocating.
As this happened, Magikarp looked up at Numemon. It was that guy's fault for dragging him all the way out here. He'd had enough. Magikarp drew in his energy, bent his body, & launched himself straight up at Numemon... he completely missed, instead hitting Luna square in the face. The fish ricocheted off the pony & hit the Digimon, knocking him off Eclipsa's head & sending them both falling to the ground. "Ugh, I've never been so offended in my life" Numemon said as he dusted himself off. He then looked up to see both magic fighters about to blast the duo with their magic. "Oh jeez, not aga-" Numemon was cut off as he & Magikarp were dragged into the ground by a pair of dark hands, pulling them out of harm's way.
(Stop Music)
Gengar vs Reaper (Y3p owo)[]
(Mario Kart 8 Luigi's Mansion)
"You can't hide forever, so why don't you just come on out & die?" Reaper said as he walked through the museum. As he continued, Gengar reappeared behind the soldier, Magikarp & Numemon held in each of his hands.
"Hey buddy, thanks for the sa-" Numemon was cut off as Gengar threw both mons at reaper. The soldier turned around just in time to blast them both with his guns, sending Magikarp flying into a wall, & blasting Numemon into the floor. "Ugh! Why is everyone out to get me?!".
"Maybe it's cause you're a puny little pushover" Reaper said as he drew his guns to finish the slug off, "Also you smell".
"You know what? You're right! I AM letting people get the best of me!" Numemon drew a handful of poop in one hand, "And yes, I DO smell". Faster than Reaper could react, Numemon delivered a faceful of feces to the dark soldier, causing him to recoil in disgust.
Meanwhile, Magikarp looked up to see Gengar staring him down. The ghost Pokemon giggled before attempting to lick the fish. Magikarp retaliated in anger, using tackle to strike at his attacker. Naturally, the Normal-type move went right through Gengar, & Magikarp flopped helplessly on the other side. The move was so pitiful, that Gengar ended up bursting out in laughter. His fun was interrupted when a handful of poop hit him in the back.
Gengar has been poisoned!
Gengar turned in the direction of the attack to see Reaper trying to shoot Numemon, only for his face to get obscured by poop, blinding him from making a clean shot. All the while, Numemon was throwing poop everywhere, including on Gengar. No way the ghost Pokemon would let him get away without being pranked first. Gengar sank into the ground & reappeared behind Numemon. He tapped the Digimon on the shoulder to get his attention. As soon as Numemon turned around, Gengar used Lick!
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He tasted like s**t. Gengar cried out in disgust before running up to Reaper & using his cape to wipe his tongue. "Ew! Get off!" Reaper yelled as he pointed his guns at the ghost. Gengar quickly turned intangible, allowing the shots to pass through him & hit the ground instead. The bullets left cracks in the floor, cracks that spread out to where Magikarp & Numemon stood. Then, the floor gave out under them.
Cuphead vs Imposter (Thelaserman20)[]
Magikarp & Numemon fall onto a metal floor, "Ugh, where are we now?". He didn't get an answer, instead he got stabbed in the head. The attacker soon regretted this, as his weapon of choice was his tongue, & he didn't favor the taste of poop. The Imposter recoiled his tongue before drawing a pistol & firing at Numemon. "Urgh! Enough with the guns!" the Digimon said as he started throwing poop at the alien.
Meanwhile, Magikarp got shot several times by Cuphead's Peashot. "Whoops, sorry 'bout that. Was aim'n for the alien over there" Cuphead said before setting Magikarp aside & continuing to shoot at the Imposter.
The Imposter found himself backed into a corner by Cuphead's shots & Numemon's poop, & so retreated into a vent before quickly emerging next to Magikarp & grabbing him in one hand. "One wrong move, & the fish dies!" the Imposter threatened, holding a knife to the Pokemon. Before anyone else could react, Magikarp used Flail, squirming so hard that he managed to break free & slap the Imposter in the face, knocking the knife out of his hand & into the air. The alien stumbled backwards, but managed to regain his balance, right before the knife embedded itself in his head. The Imposter fell to the ground, blood spilling from the wound.
Red was the Imposter
"Well, that takes care of that!" Cuphead said happily, "Thanks for the help guys, want to grab a bite to eat?".
"Yeah" Numemon said before grabbing Magikarp, "I reckon I do".
"Hey! You can't just eat him!" Cuphead protested. Numemon's response was to toss poop in arc, landing right in Cuphead's... well cup. Cuphead gagged before tossing up right on the floor.
"See ya never chump!" Numemon said before jumping out the window with Magikarp.
(Stop Music)
Chikn Nuggit vs Sunky (Bunny Cat4)[]
Magikarp & Numemon landed in a green area full of hills, except they ended up in a small fight cloud, & ended up roped into an intense fight. It didn't last, as both Chikn & Sunky kept punching some gross object, & immediately stopped. Both animals found themselves covered in a slick, green residue that smelled like a public bathroom. "Oh, what is this?" Chikn said in disgust before gagging, "I think I'm gonna be sick". As Chikn ran to throw up in a lake, Sunky simply melted from the toxic waste.
"How insensitive" Numemon said.
Chikn immediately turned in his direction, "YOU! You nasty thing! When was the last time you took a shower!?".
"The answer to that question, is never" Numemon said, a hint of pride in his voice.
Chikn immediately drew a sharpened candy cane & rushed at Numemon, "DIE FOUL CREATURE!".
Numemon quickly grabbed Magikarp & used him as a shield, but the fish used Splash, flopping out of Numemon's grip, leaving him open to be stabbed. "AHHHHHHHH!!!" the Digimon screamed, "THE MINTY FRESHNESS IS UNBEARABLE!!!". However, Numemon's screams gave Chikn a faceful of rancid breath, melting the flesh right off his bones.
"... that's it, I'm done" Chikn said before simply walking away. "And quit slapping kitties Sunky!" the dog said before leaving everyone's sight.
"Guess it's just you & me now" Numemon said as he prepared to bite into Magikarp. He was cut off when Sunky grabbed both mons, but now he was SUPER SUNKY. "OH COME O-" Numemon & Magikarp were spun around & thrown through the fabric of dimensions.
(Stop Music)
Henry Stickmin vs Rick Sanchez (Omniversia999)[]
Henry & Rick stared each other down, only for something to hit the ground outside, knocking a bunch of sand into the cave they were in.
(Mario+Rabbids Mid Boss Mayhem)
"Okay what the ****?" Rick said as he & Henry exited the cave to see what just happened. As the sand cleared, they could see Magikarp & Numemon crawling out of the sand.
Numemon started dusting himself off, "I swear, if I see one more person get in my way I'm gonna-". He stopped when he saw Rick & Henry looking down at him. "Well" Numemon said as he drew two handfuls of poop, "S**t".
Rick & Henry immediately ran for cover as Numemon assaulted them with his excrement. "Of all the Digimon to show up right now, it just HAD to be the s****y one!" Rick said from behind a boulder. The genius quickly turned around & fired his ray gun at Numemon, burning his slimy body.
"Augh! I just want to eat my dang-" Numemon stopped short before turning around to see Magikarp flopping away, "FISH!". Numemon dropped what he was doing (that being poop) & gave chase.
Rick & Henry watched as both mons ran into the distance. "Well, we shouldn't have to worry about him anymore. Unless of course he-".
"ULTIMATE POOP HELL!"
"Yeah, that". Huge piles of poop rained from the sky once again. Henry pulled out his scooter to ride away from it, but Rick hopped on after him, "Oh no way you're leaving me with this s**t!". Henry & Rick wrestled over the scooter as they tried to swerve away from all the poop. Eventually they caught up with the mons, but ended up crashing into Numemon, sending them sprawling on top of Magikarp, where the scooter exploded, creating a glass bowl in the sand.
Rick & Henry got up & faced each other again. Henry spotted Magikarp, & grabbed him in both hands, brandishing him like a club. "Two can play at that game!" Rick said as he put on some gloves & a gas mask before grabbing Numemon in a similar fashion. The two began swinging their mons like weapons, striking both each other & their victims against each other.
"I do not appreciate this treatment!" Numemon yelled angrily.
"Do I look like I ******* care?" Rick said from behind the mask.
"Alright that's it! No more mr. nice mon!" Numemon cried out before pulling out an ice spike & stabbing Rick through the heart. Magikarp took after his disgusting rival & flailed his way out of Henry's grip before using Dragon Rage on the shocked stick man, disintegrating his entire body.
FAIL
"Nice try you little b****, but it'll take a lot more than that to-" Rick was cut off as Numemon removed the ice spike & shoved a handful of poop into the wound. "I... guh..." Rick was at a loss for words. "... **** you" he finally said before falling to the ground.
Numemon looked around, panting heavily. "ANYBODY ELSE WANT A PEACE OF ME!?" the Digimon yelled, trying to provoke or intimidate any further challengers. He got no response, & thus picked up Magikarp. "Finally, time to-" he was cut off as a massive shoe came down on both of them, sticking them both to the bottom like chewed gum. "SH********************************************************T!!!!!!!".
(Stop Music)
Baby Mario vs Classic Sonic (CryoKing)[]
(They're Pretty Tough, Should We Be Careful?)
Baby Mario, currently in giant form, was chasing Classic Super Sonic across the desert with his hammer. The chase went on for so long, that they ended up in a grassland near Peach's Castle. Baby Mario stepped on a rock as he ran, causing Numemon & Magikarp to stick to the rock. The child took his next step, but found that the Digimon held firm, as he ended up tripping & doing a faceplant, his hammer landing a few meters in front of him. Baby Mario sat up, but then started crying, his tears scattering across the battlefield. Both mons were drenched in water, & while Magikarp was fine...
"AHHHHHHHH! SALT! IT BUUUUUUURNS!" Numemon cried as the salty water started to dry him out.
Super Sonic saw his opponent was vulnerable... but decided to take pity on him. He was a child after all. The hedgehog started darting through the air, using his golden aura to draw little outlines in the sky, like Peach's Castle, Baby Mario, & a crude drawing of a Yoshi he happened to see. Baby Mario laughed & clapped as he shrank back to normal size, his sadness abided. Then suddenly, he was grabbed by Numemon. "No one salts me & gets away with it!" he said as he held the child to his open mouth. Knowing the danger, Baby Mario simply threw a fireball into his mouth. "Augh! Why!?" Numemon yelled in pain & anger. "You're a sick, evil-" Numemon was cut off as Super Sonic spin dashed him, knocking the baby out of his hands & sending the Digimon sprawling along the ground.
Numemon stood back up, "Okay, you have FORCED, MY, HAND! Time to unleash my FULL POWER!". A bright light engulfed Numemon, "Numemon, digivolve to-". The light cleared, & Numemon could be seen... looking no different than before, "... huh, I thought you digivolved just by shouting really loud". The Digimon was then slapped by Magikarp, sending him flying into Super Sonic, who kicked him into the air. The Digimon was then slammed away by Baby Mario's hammer, & was about to be intercepted by Magikarp. The fish leapt into the air, & prepared to use Flail... he completely mistimed his attack, instead being hit by Numemon, sending them both flying into a city.
DEEEER vs Pilgor (FNAFpro52)[]
Numemon went flying towards a deer, only to get shot out of the air by the deer, now wielding a minigun. Meanwhile, Magikarp went flying towards a goat, only to be headbutted away. Magikarp & Numemon landed next to each other as the goat drew a sword, & the deer drew a lightsaber. Seeing this, Numemon grabbed Magikarp & held him close to his face, "Listen, these guys are gonna try to kill us, JUST LIKE THE OTHERS. If we want a chance to survive, we gotta work together".
Magikarp furrowed his brow, "Karp".
"Then let's get'm" Numemon said before grabbing some poop & charging forward, Magikarp following right alongside him.
Numemon swung his poop at DEEEER, only for the feces to be sliced by the lightsaber. The Digimon instead pulled out an ice spike to stab the deer, but his strike was blocked by the lightsaber's blade, melting his weapon. DEEEER did a twirl before swinging down at Numemon, but the Digimon swung his tongue out, blocking the saber, "Hahahah, thee how yu ike e ow".
As Numemon dueled with DEEEER, Magikarp was seen flopping around, dodging Pilgor's sword strikes as he fired bubbles at her. The goat switched her sword for a tennis ball launcher, & started firing at the fish Pokemon. Magikarp dodged a few shots, but got hit by several more. Instead, he changed his pattern, using Bounce to leap high into the air, outside Pilgor's range. The goat tried to follow her target, only for the fish to come crashing down on her head, the impact sending her flying in a mess of broken geometry.
Meanwhile, Numemon had finally managed to disarm his foe, tossing the lightsaber away. DEEEER drew a pistol to shoot Numemon, but the slug threw poop down the barrel, jamming the gun. Numemon then took a deep breath & launched a projectile burp at DEEEER, sending him flying into the ocean. "Wooooo yeah baby!" Numemon yelled in victory, "That's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about". The slug turned to Magikarp & cheered some more, that is until a giant radar dish started to rise up from beyond the horizon, an equally large deer rising up on the opposite side.
"That's it!" Numemon yelled in anger. "You think you can get the better of me just cause you're 'strong'. Well guess what?! I'm through being bottom of the barrel! I'm going to END YOU!".
"Karp karp karp!" Magikarp agreed.
The radar dish started charging energy as DEEEER stretched his head into the sun, stabbing it & pulling it towards Earth. Numemon rose his hands, & Magikarp began rising into the air. Then, they unleashed their strongest attacks.
"ULTIMATE POOP HELL!"
"MAGIKARP'S REVENGE!"
Numemon fired a massive barrage of poop to counter the radar dish's laser, while Magikarp launched a giant yellow laser at the sun. The laser vaporized the poop, unleashing a stench so dense it disintegrated the entire atmosphere & started to melt the radar. Meanwhile, Magikarp's laser punched a hole through the sun... & DEEEER's head, inducing the sun's explosion, creating a supernova that scorched half of the Earth
(Stop Music)
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Numemon awoke in the Digital World. He looked around to find Magikarp, & saw him laying on the ground... cooked to a fine crisp. The Digimon sighed before picking up the Pokemon's corpse, "Y'know, if I wasn't so obsessed with trying to eat you, maybe we could've been friends. Oh well, won't let this go to waste". With that, Numemon bit right into Magikarp... & spit it right back out, "You taste terrible!".
The corpse seemed to look him in the eyes, "... **** you".
Results[]
Sphere Robot: Well, that was bizarre.
Vrokorta: Rightfully so, but the outcome wasn't too hard to figure out.
Sphere Robot: When it comes to strength & speed, it was really up for debate depending on if you use wild mons or trained mons. The weakest Magikarp can jump 7 feet into the air, & the weakest Numemon can lift manhole covers. The strongest Magikarp can contend with mountain-busting, light-dodging Pokemon like Tyranitar & Charizard, while the strongest Numemon could contend with island-busting Digimon who could also react to light, like Seadramon & Frigimon.
[Popup: Purple Numemon can contend with Ultimate level Digimon, which are far superior to Champions like Frigimon, & can potentially destroy stars]
Vrokorta: Numemon would probably be stronger in most cases, but the margin was too big to say for sure.
Sphere Robot: Well if strength & speed weren't the deciding factors, what was?
Vrokorta: Arsenal. Sure, giving Magikarp all of his in-game moves gave him a few options in battle, it didn't hold a candle to Numemon's vast display of... well poop & gas. He could induce Poison to whittle Magikarp down over time, Confusion to make Magikarp hit himself, Paralysis to stop him from moving at all, Sprite to keep Magikarp from using his moves, & Rage to increase the likelihood of Critical Hits.
[Popup: Numemon also had an attack that dealt extra damage when the foe is Poisoned. Adding Rage to that would allow Numemon to deal significant damage throughout the fight]
Sphere Robot: Add to that Numemon's ability to lower stats, & you have yourself a surprisingly dangerous opponent. If that wasn't enough, Numemon actually resists Paralysis, meaning Magikarp had very little chance to stop him up with Bounce.
Vrokorta: And while Numemon wasn't very smart, Magikarp was no genius either, often jumping recklessly into danger. It was only a matter of time before Magikarp met his end.
Sphere Robot: The fertile fish lost to the poop slug, now that's a load of Magikrap.
Vrokorta: The winner is Numemon.
Adv/Dis[]
Magikarp[]
=Strength/Speed
-Intelligence
--Arsenal
Numemon[]
++Arsenal
+Intelligence (not by much)
=Strength/Speed
Next Time[]
Vectorman lands his ship on a planet covered in high-tech cities. He steps out to take care of the trash, only to find himself carried away by a flying green robot. He's dropped right into a coliseum filled with a robot audience & two hosts.
"Wow, those cleanup robots sure know how to kidnap other cleanup robots"
"JUST AS THE EMPEROR HAD PLANNED"
"There's only one thing left to do now"
A platform rose up from beneath the floor, releasing a warrior robot wielding a laser sword.
Previous: Leomon vs Beast King
Deleted Scene[]
Henry & Rick were both crushed by a giant poop, turning them into flat sprites.
Rick: Did you just turn us into ******* sprites?!
Numemon: Well yeah.
Rick: ... Digimon are so ******* weird.
Trivia[]
- I never thought I'd bring up both fertility & poop in the same Death Battle.
- The Pokemon & Digimon that appear during the first segment of the fight are all from Vrok's previous DBs.
- The part where Pandamon says "I don't know" is quoted from Shifu in Kung Fu Panda.
- Numemon's comment about not having ankles is a reference to CoryXKenshin, who "breaks ankles" by juking foes.
- Since Rick travels dimensions, I took the liberty of assuming he already knows about Digimon.
- Numemon's attempt to digivolve references a similar joke made in Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth.
- Honestly, I think Magikarp & Numemon would make for an epic team.