"Breakers of Limits."
Introduction[]
Carl: Strength, it isn't necessary, but it certainly helps in battle.
Yazo: Time to make Diet Superman and Diet Hulk fight!
Carl: *sigh* Like MCU Hulk, the incredible monster.
Yazo: And Superman, the Man of Steel. He's Carl and I'm Yazo.
Carl: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Hulk brings the Endgame to Death Battle![]
Carl: Bruce Banner, was a scientist that studied Biochemistry, Nuclear Physics, and Gamma Radiation.
Yazo: Is that last one real?
Carl: Yes, actually. Gamma Radiation is a dangerous energy radiation that is dangerous to humans, and found in Radium, Uranium, Thorium, and more. Although, it will not make you a Hulk-ing brute, so I don't advise you to get any and use it on yourself. Eh? See what I did there?
Yazo: I just got a call from the boss, you're not getting payed for this battle.
Carl: Oh. Anyways, even though it defies all logic, Bruce's cells mutated, become a monster, known as the the Incredible Hulk. Even without the Hulk, Bruce is still pretty hard to beat in a one-on-one, as he has learned Aikido, which is all about defense.
Yazo: But, as the Hulk, he's gonna kick even more butt! As Hulk, he becomes a heck of a lot stronger, and gains some immunities. Like being immune to diseases and toxic waste.
Carl: And also Regeneration. And, much like any version of Hulk, the angrier he gets, the stronger he becomes.
Weapons & Abilities[]
- Superhuman Physique
- Regeneration
- Immunity to disease and toxins
- Gamma Radiation Absorption
- Rage
Carl: Let's do some feats. Hulk managed to stop a Leviathan with one punch, which, considering the size of the creature, would take 9 tons to stop. He also ran from Brazil to Guatemela in 10 hours. That's 3577 miles or 5756 kilometers. Dividing 3577 by 10 gives us a speed of 357 mph. He could also damage Ultron's body, which is made of vibranium, which can stop Thor's hammer, which shattered Jotunheim, which would take 493 megatons of TNT.
Yazo: Huh. And did we forget that Hulk also took hits from Thor's Hammer? He's also survived a fall from space, after taking a nasty hit from the Power Stone. He also cause an earthquakes that spanned all of New York City.
Carl: But Hulk is not without fault. He can be turned back into Banner, who can be killed as easily as any other man. But Hulk is a beast.
Yazo: I mean, all I can say is Incredible!
"Puny god."
Superman is Death Battle's Doomsday[]
Carl: When Kal-El was born, his planet was on the verge of destruction, because their red sun blows up.
Yazo: Thankfully, his parents sent him to Earth in a spaceship mixed with a baby tube thing.
Carl: Where he was adopted by some humans, and was named Clark Kent.
Yazo: That last name sounds like cu-
Carl: *tases Yazo*
- - - Technical Difficulties, please stand by! - - -
Yazo: Ahem! As I was saying, after absorbing the Sun Rays, ol' Clark over here realized that he had superpowers, because his cells could absorb sunlight or something, as the most powerful character in fiction!
Carl: That's the comic book version. But this version is nothing to scoff at.
Yazo: Of course, he's got the Superhero starter pack of standard superheroes.
Weapons & Abilities[]
- Superhuman Physique
- Flight
- Enhanced Senses
- Heat Vision
- Freeze Breath
Yazo: Wow, these combatants have very little powers. At least in the comics, they have more.
Carl: Uh, anyways, time for some feats. Superman managed to destroy the World Engine, which could obliterate a mountain, which would require 1.79 gigatons of TNT. He also flew to a satellite that was 3 km away in half a second. Dividing those two gives us a speed of 12132.2 mph or 7538.599578 km/h.
Yazo: He also moved a tectonic plate in order to stop an earthquake, which would require 3.2 tons to move. He could also take hits from Doomsday, who could destroy an island with 494 megatons. He's got tons of other feats, such as tanking a nuke, pull cruise ships, traveled between Metropolis to Mexico in just a few minutes, the list goes on and one.
Carl: But, alas, Superman is not perfect. He's can lose control if he gets mad, such as when a loved one is in danger (Like Louis Lane), and also is weak to Kryptonite, a rock from his home planet.
Yazo: He had allergies?
Carl: Yeah, pretty much. He is also unable to see through lead. Though, even through the darkest of days, Superman will fight for the sake of others.
Yazo: I gotta say, he's pretty super!
"Not impressed."
Pre-Death Battle[]
Carl: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Yazo: And right now, it's time for a DEEAATTHH BAATTLLEE!
Death Battle![]
Location: The Hall of Justice / Time: 2:30 P.M.
The Avengers walked into the building, looking around.
"So, why do you think they called us hear?" Steve asked.
"I don't know. It could be anything. Maybe they want to recruit us, maybe they want us dead." Bruce says, scratching his head.
"Well, whatever it is, I hope it involves lunch, cause I'm starving." Tony says, holding his briefcase. They walk into the main room, where the Justice League sat.
"Hello, fellow heroes. You are probably wondering why we have called you here. Well, the answer is simple..." Superman says with a booming voice.
"We want you to dissolve. We can't allow two sets of superheroes. Either dissolve, or die." Batman says. Tony sighs.
"Unfortunately, we can't allow either of these things." Tony opened his briefcase, putting on his suit. He aims a repulsor at Batman.
"You want us to dissolve. Make us dissolve." Iron Man says. The rest of the Avengers arm themselves. The Justice League gets up.
"Wait, there's probably a more peaceful way to solve-" Bruce says. Superman lands in front of him, and punches him. The rest of the Justice League and Avengers start fighting. Superman flies at Bruce, and grabs him, before flying into the air, through the roof.
"Goodbye, worthless hero." Superman says, before dropping Bruce. Superman began to leave, when a large green object jumped at him, crashing into him. The Hulk and Superman begin a fight.
FIGHT![]
Hulk punches Superman, launching the hero into Metropolis. Superman then dodged Hulk's next attack. Superman then punches Hulk through the building, then lasers him. Hulk is launched into the sky, before Superman flies above him, and punches Hulk down the Earth. Superman then uses his Freeze Breath, to freeze the Hulk.
While Superman is attempting to freeze the Hulk, a car flies from the mist, hitting the Man of Steel, causing the breath to dissipate. Hulk ran to Superman, and gut-punched him. Hulk punches again, but Superman catches it. Superman's face has an angry expression, with his eyes glowing red. Superman tries to punch Hulk, but the beast catches it. Hulk's face also has an angry expression, with green glowing eyes.
The two titans start pushing. The two are flung back, but almost immediately slam back into each other, causing a large crack in the city. The two are about to punch again, when Lois Lane runs up to them and stops them.
"Stop! You're going to destroy the city!" Lois says. Superman looks around, and realizes what he's doing. Superman stops, but Hulk wasn't done yet. Hulk thunderclaps, launching the two, into a building. Superman survived, but Lois wasn't as durable as Superman, causing the reporter's death. Superman yelled in a angry fashion. Superman flies at the Hulk, launching him into a building.
The two clashed fists again, and the crack got bigger. They started rapid firing punches, making the crack bigger. Eventually, the city snapped in half.
Superman punched Hulk into the air, and tried to hit him back into the ground, but the Hulk grabbed Superman, and slammed him into the ground. Superman lasered Hulk again, launching the goliath into the LexCorp Tower. Hulk screams and grabs the sign on top of the building.
Hulk jumps off of the building, and throws the sign. Superman uses Heat Vision to cut it into tiny pieces. Hulk then punched Superman, launching the Man of Steel into the ground. The two fall into the crack. While falling, they continue fighting. Eventually, Superman punches Hulk, but due to being so far down that the sun can no longer reach him, the punch didn't do much.
Hulk sneers and lays a pounding on Superman, before grabbing Clark and running up the sinkhole's wall, while dragging Superman. Eventually, they reach the top, and then Hulk slams Superman into the ground. Superman lasers Hulk, launching the Hulk into the sky. Superman flies up to punch him, as Hulk also prepares to slam into Superman.
"HULK! SMASH!" Hulk yells, slamming into Superman, overpowering the Man of Steel, causing the two to hit the ground. Superman pushes Hulk into the air, and rapidly punches him. When he stopped, he was all the way in Alaska, where it was nighttime. He looked around for his enemy, but Hulk was nowhere to be found.
While Superman was looking around, Hulk walked up behind Superman. Superman turned to punch Hulk, who only goes flying a few feet. Superman realizes that his powers are depleting, and so he tries to fly off, but Hulk jumps up and punches Superman back into the ground. Superman tries to punch Hulk again, but he shrieks in pain, stopping the attack halfway through. Due to the radiation that Hulk was giving off, Superman was slowly dying.
Hulk looked at the weakened Superman.
"HULK IS THE STRONGEST THERE IS!" Hulk yells, before clapping, crushing Superman's head.
K.O!!!
Hulk jumps off, heading back to Washington D.C, where the Justice League had beaten the Avengers. Hulk yelled and ran at them, preparing for another fight.
Results[]
Yazo: Here lies Hulk-
Carl: Yazo, he won.
Yazo: WHAT!?
Carl: It may seem crazy, but here us out. Both Superman and Hulk were very much matched, with both taking away the same amount of advantages. Superman was way faster, being about 33 times faster than the Hulk.
Yazo: Supes also took durability, but, Superman was only more durable by one ton of TNT, so they were essentially tied. Not to mention, Superman had better range and powers to keep Hulk at a distance, but it was unlikely that it could keep him back forever.
Carl: Superman also took Intelligence, which may sound strange at first, but we were not using Professor Hulk for this fight, so Clark easily took this.
Yazo: But that's where Superman's advantages end. Hulk was stronger in AP, Lifting, and Striking, due to comparing to Thor and other heavy hitters. AP may come as a surprise, but Hulk scales to Thor, who survived a Neutron Star going off in his face. That's about 110 gigatons, way more than the Man of Steel's 1.79 gigatons.
Carl: Hulk also had more stamina, meaning he could last longer in a fight. But, there was one thing that sealed Superman's fate. The Hulk's mere presence.
Yazo: So, remember Hulk's backstory? Well, since Bruce absorbed Gamma Rays, that means he literally gives off the stuff. So every time Superman attacked the Hulk, he'd be punching pure radiation, which Superman is weak to, which would eventually cause Superman's downfall.
Carl: Superman was the Man of Steel for a reason, but Hulk was too strong, had too much stamina, and gave off too much radiation for Superman to win.
Yazo: Looks like Superman was "Banner"-ed until he was down for the count.
Carl: The winner is the Marvel Cinematic Universe Hulk
Soundtrack Concept[]
The song would be called "Incredible and Immortal" that references Hulk's title, and Superman being "immortal"
The cover would show Hulk and Superman punching each other's fists, with a destroyed city in the background.