Introduction[]
Mortician: Lucy: The Diclonius queen from Elfen Lied.
Redshock: Kuchisake-Onna: The Slit Mouthed Woman from Japanese Mythology.
Mortician: These two are known for being down right psychologically insane, and will kill no matter what.
Redshock: And with both being psychologically tormented from their past. But which supernatural Japanese psycho is better?
Mortician: He’s Redshock and I’m Mortician and it’s our job to analyze their Powers, Weapons and Abilities to find out who would win a death battle.
Lucy[]
Mortician: The Diclonius. A race of a newly evolved species, arising from and very similar to normal Humans, but possessing psychokinetic abilities far beyond any Human.
Redshock: Basically crazy ass naked psychopaths who seek to replace humans as the main species on earth.
Mortician: The Diclonius main objective is to infect people, and to make new Diclonius to populate the earth.
Redshock: But the Diclonius are more than just absolutely Ballard crazy ass anime girls, or people.
Mortician: For reasons that may be cultural as well as biological, they are often at odds with Humans to the point of threatening to replace them as Earth's dominant sentient species.
Redshock: And have those weird kitties on their heads. I mean I knew Japan had cat maid cafes as well. But to accomplish their goal. The Diclonius needed a queen.
Mortician: This queen would lead this new race into the world to attempt to conquer earth as the subspecies. But Diclonius would become their queen: Kaede, or better known as Lucy.
Redshock: At an early age. Lucy was not going to have a pleasant childhood.
Mortician: Lucy was born to the actual progenitor of the Diclonius race, her mother was an ordinary human, though with the exceptional capability of giving birth to Diclonius.
Redshock: How does that work?
Mortician: This was as opposed to the sterile Silpelit children and was, apparently, the actual origin of the virus that spawned them.
Redshock: So. At an early age. Lucy was abandoned and was rescued and put into an orphanage.
Mortician: At the orphanage, Lucy was avoided and neglected by the staff, frequently bullied and referred to as an "Ox" due to her horns, and told by the other kids that she should live outside.
Redshock: I mean. Bullies are bullies after all, especially when the entire staff bully you at your own orphanage.
Mortician: Lucy eventually discovered a stray dog in the woods around her orphanage, whom she thought of as her first friend. Feeding the puppy on breadcrumbs left him still hungry, so she felt forced to give most of her dinner to it.
Redshock: And she loved that little pupper to her hearts content. But until those dammed bastard bullies literally began violently bludgeoning the puppy to death.
Mortician: This pain really made Lucy go to the limits in mental health, and since this puppy was her only friend. She-
Redshock: Sat down and apologized….. nah just kidding, she unleashed a powerful force that killed her bullies in a swift, brutal manner.
Mortician: After running away from her orphanage and burying her puppy. Lucy was stopped by a boy named: Kouta. The two formed a close bond much to the surprise and confusion of Lucy.
Redshock: However, these moments of happiness were not enough to stop her from following her newfound instincts and slaughtering entire families to use their houses for the night.
Mortician: To perform a kill. Lucy unleashes her psycho kinetic-like arms on her back called “Vectors”. These extendable arms can shred, rip, slice, grab, and quash anything within her reach.
Redshock: And being a Diclonius queen made her even more powerful than the average Diclonius.
Mortician: Lucy can infect a human with the Diclonius virus with her vectors as well, and she can unleash up to 28 at once, and they are completely invisible to the naked eye.
Redshock: And she stretch them out to up to 6 feet long, and when she goes all out Lucy can extend them to go around the earth, and they get stronger too.
Mortician: Her vectors can also vibrate at speeds and each vibration have different levels to them.
Redshock: Low frequency can make Lucy’s vectors pass through anything with no effect, medium can make them solid and she can use them as shields, choking out some unlucky schmuck, lift up heavier objects, and can deflect anything like bullets and they are still invisible, oh she can also push herself of the ground with her vectors and sorta like fly or launch herself up, or even just hold herself in the air.
Mortician: At a third frequency Lucy can turn her vectors into blades and she can cut through people, and crush metals. But at her highest frequency Lucy goes all out and explosive and they become visible.
Redshock: And she once punched an island so hard it exploded. That would be over 80 Megatons of TNT at best.
Mortician: And since those vectors can reach into space Lucy has a long reach. Lucy has defeated other Diclonius and killed entire squads of mercenaries in seconds. Lucy has even shown to be capable of dodging rapid fire shots, and can move over Mach 250.
Redshock: And she’s even survived being turned into a puddle, but she also has a tendency to melt at times. And she’s even been shot in the head.
Mortician: Lucy also formed multiple personalities like Nyu who is a child-like persona.
Redshock: And Keade can come out and have some fun as well for the queen of the Diclonius.
Mortician: And if her horns are damaged or attacked. Lucy will lose her vectors.
Redshock: But she eventually had to save Kouta plenty of times, and realized that she loved him. But let’s watch her kill some more.
Lucy: “When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.”
Kuchisake-Onna[]
Mortician: Japan has tons of horror stories to them. Some that are even beyond twisted and disturbing to tell.
Redshock: Like an eight foot tall woman hunting children, an ice woman who will freeze you entirely, a school girl who has her bottom half chopped off while able to crawl around and slice you in half so fast, giant skeletons who eat your head whole, and even hands in the toilet. Eww…. I can see why I don’t like that thing in Majora’s mask.
Mortician: But one vengeful spirit roams the dark alleyways when you are all alone, or at night: The Kuchisake-Onna, or translated to “The Slit Mouthed Woman”.
Redshock:”Slit mouthed?” I mean she doesn’t look that bad. *Redshock sees her without her face mask on*. OH GOD! I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK!!!!
Mortician: Good. The story of the Kuchisake-Onna is not for the faint of heart. Some say that she’s the ghost of a girl who got a slit mouth from a dentist appointment accident and is now seeking revenge, some say she was forced to be a court noblemen’s wife and got her slit mouth from him, some even say that she’s a victim from plastic surgery gone wrong, and some even say she’s a victim of a gruesome murder when nobody was there to save her. But today we’re sticking to the most told version of the story of how she was married to a samurai in ancient Japan.
Redshock: So this story takes place over 1,000 years ago around that Japanese Heian period. At one point the Kuchisake-Onna was just a humble wife married to a samurai, and she was looked upon as her villages most beautiful woman, and she knew it. Oh come on! I mean other ladies need to look pretty too. But Ms. Kuchi here was the prized woman of her village.
Mortician: Her ego and vanity was at her utmost high, and she would often go around her village asking those who looked at her “Am I Pretty?” To other men.
Redshock: But her husband was not so appreciative of this act, but she just kept on assuring him that this was an act, and she would never betray him.
Mortician: Yeah, no. Eventually her husband found out that she was in an affair with another man.
Redshock: So what was his idea? Just sit down and talk to your wife…. Nah. He just grabbed her and slitted her mouth to ear to ear.
Mortician: With her bleeding from her mouth and him saying “Who will think you’re pretty now?” She ran out of her home asking others for help, but instead of helping her. Everyone in her village looked at her with disgust and she lost her beauty from that twisted grin on her face. She eventually did die, but until she returned to earth as an angry spirit as the Kuchisake-Onna. In the late 1970’s news spread around about her. Students had to walk home in pairs, more police officers were assigned at night for patrol, and everyone took precautions to avoid her wrath.
Redshock: So Ms. Onna here was obviously not too happy with her ex-husband, and would usually chase after children, adults, or anyone who is alone to attempt to kill her ex’s descendant. She doesn’t discriminate at all.
Mortician: Her kills are made possible with her giant scissors. These blades are sharp to the point, and she can swing them around like a sword.
Redshock: She’s so skilled with face surgery that she can slit your mouth and take out your eyes without you even noticing, which can kill you in a matter of seconds.
Mortician: Yeah. She can even use other weapons like katanas, knives, and due to her ghostly like body. She can alter her size for intimidation, teleport around, and even possess other women and girls.
Redshock: And being a spooky ghost. The kuchisake-onna is basically able to come back no matter if you kill her or just run away from her.
Mortician: By dawning a face mask and trench coat. The kuchisake-onna will usually hunt children, or people who are all alone. She begins her twisted game by approaching them and asking them a question “Am I Pretty?”
Redshock: Like if you answer ‘yes’ she will remove her mask and reveal her twisted face and ask the question again.
Mortician: But if you say ‘no’ she will kill you with her scissors, but if you say ‘yes’ or ‘no’ to her without her mask on. She will still kill you, and make you look like her with a slit mouth on your face.
Redshock: Like any encounter with her would be Damn fatal. But tricking her is actually possible, and if you answer ‘so-so’ to her pretty question she will be confused and you can escape from her, or you could give her candy and she will spare you, or you could throw money or candy on the ground and she’ll start counting them. She has a sweet tooth no doubt. I mean what does she look like when she’s eating now, and do ghosts even eat?
Mortician: I would not like to find out.
Redshock:But this woman is so crazy that she can make you have a twisted grin with one slice.
Mortician: To do that the kuchisake-Onna must be swinging her scissors or any blade for a matter of fact with speeds exceeding over Mach 10.
Redshock: And she can certainly take a lot of damage like impalement, getting her head chopped off, full on disintegration, explosions, and even gun shots. And somehow she always comes back as good as new.
Mortician: This is due to her being a restless and angry spirit. Meaning that she will not stop until her victim is slain.
Redshock: And that’s one hell of a drive.
Mortician: She’s not only killed entire children, but also cops, soldiers, and much more.
Redshock: Damn! She is angry as hell! No wonder why she’s this crazy. She’s a monster!
Mortician: No kidding. She is among one of japans’s most feared ghosts, and there is a reason for why she is feared even to this day.
Redshock: You know you would have to be a badass to be considered one of japans most terrifying things besides hentai with tentacles in it.
Mortician: Her fear is something to know about. This should be known for what she is. Other spirits or Yokai exist like. Hachishaku-sama, the Yuki Onna, Teke Teke, the Jorōgumo, and even Rokurokubi.
Redshock: And she’s somehow managed to make herself japans ghost story poster child.
Mortician: Although having a serious mental disorder. The kuchisake-Onna will never rest until her ex-husbands descendant has a slit mouth like her.
Kuchisake-Onna: “Do You Think I’m Pretty?”
DEATHBATTLE![]
Prologue[]
At an alleyway Lucy is walking through it, then she hears footsteps behind her. Lucy looks behind her to see a woman with a face mask and a trench coat approaching her. “Tell me, little girl. Am I beautiful?”. Lucy looks at her, then walks away from her. “Oh. Too bad, but I’ll make you even prettier, little girl”. The Kuchisake-Onna tears off her mask and pulls out her giant scissors and runs over her and Lucy looks at the kuchisake-onna and something stops her. “What is this trickery?”. “Die you one ugly looking motherfucker”.
FIGHT[]
The kuchisake-onna starts to get torn apart and she is on the floor bleeding and Lucy looks back in front of her and she is afraid and jumps back, then sends her vectors over to the Kuchisake-Onna who pulls out her scissors and both the vectors and scissor slashes collide over and over and both are even, then Lucy tears apart the Kuchisake-Onna again, then Lucy notices the Kuchisake-Onna behind her again and she strikes with her scissors and Lucy blocks her with her vectors and she goes flying back to a building and Lucy looks in fear at the Kuchisake-Onna running towards her, then both collide scissors to vectors at rapid fire.
“What are you?!”. “Your worst nightmare!”. The Kuchisake-Onna takes a jab at Lucy who blocks her again, then vibrates her vectors to go faster and starts to shred through the Kuchisake-Onna faster, then she sees the Kuchisake-Onna behind her again and both collide and they go on opposite sides and Lucy starts to unleash a barrage of punches from her vectors at the Kuchisake-Onna who gets hit by them and blood goes flying around and she is knocked back to a building that falls on top of her. “Little Girl~….. where am I? Hehehe…”. Lucy looks around in fear. “Ring around the rosie Pocket full of posies Ashes, Ashes you all fall….”. The kuchisake-onna appears next to her ear and Lucy is terrified and feels her breath. “Dead…..”.
Lucy’s vector grabs her face and splits her from the head down, then the kuchisake-onna appears behind her and both collide with the vectors to the scissors, then the vectors start to rip the kuchisake-onna more and more, then one grabs her and the others lift Lucy up into the air. “JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!”. Lucy throws the kuchisake-onna to a train that explodes and Lucy looks over behind her her to see the kuchisake-onna behind her again and both collide again and a shockwave is created around them and around the earth, then the vectors grab the kuchisake-onna and start to rip her arms and legs off, then rips her head off, and splits her body into two. “What the hell are you?”. Lucy turns to her side to see the kuchisake-onna standing on a building and the kuchisake-onna’s eyes glow red. “A real motherfucking monster!”.
The kuchisake-onna jumps up and more of her appear around her and more appear around Lucy. “GO TO HELL!!!!!”. Lucy shreds through all of them and a blood rain happens from the Kuchisake-Onna’s blood, then the kuchisake-onna appears again bigger than Lucy and looks down at her and stomps her foot and dust comes up and Lucy looks up at her. The kuchisake-onna punches the ground and Lucy dodges it with her speed and her horns get longer and her vectors pick up some skyscrapers and throw them to the Kuchisake-onna and she headbutts one and it turns into dust, then Lucy sends a barrage of her vectors to the kuchisake-onna which shreds her again and she starts to get torn up into pieces again, then Lucy rises up above the kuchisake-Onna’s head which is on the ground and she looks up at Lucy. “I will put you out of your misery”.
Lucy sends a punch from her vectors to the kuchisake-onna which explodes and destroys more area around them. The kuchisake-onna appears behind Lucy with her scissors impaled into Lucy. “Poor child”. Lucy coughs up some blood, then her vector grabs the kuchisake-onna’s head and the kuchisake-onna uses her hand to break Lucy’s horns and she splits Lucy from the impalement in her chest in half, then Lucy’s body lands on the ground barely alive. “Let me make you beautiful”. The kuchisake-onna looks at Lucy who is tearin up and she sees that Lucy lived a sad life and tears up. “I understand you now. We’re both monsters, and forgive me”.
She puts her scissors to Lucy’s mouth and she looks at the kuchisake-onna in fear, then the kuchisake-onna starts to drag her scissors across Lucy’s mouth. Lucy has the slit mouth grin like the kuchisake-onna and the kuchisake-onna licks Lucy’s blood from her scissors and she hears Lucy talking to her. “Thank you…”. The kuchisake-Onna tears up and puts her mask back on. Lucy then dies with her eyes out and blood leaking out and the kuchisake-onna starts walking away with blood dripping to the ground from her scissors next to her. “You’re welcome, little girl”.
FINISH!/Results[]
Redshock: Damn! That went way too hard here with a kill like that!
Mortician: Lucy’s overall strength, speed, and durability here were incredibly impressive and better than the Kuchisake-Onna by a large massive gap in comparison.
Redshock:Yeah. I mean it was clear who was stronger. The kuchisake-onna can break entire buildings and skyscrapers with a force of over 30 Kilotons of TNT, while Lucy can break islands with a force of over 300 Megatons at best. But even so, the kuchisake-onna had a better chance here and greater control over her foe.
Mortician: :Oh yeah. Lucy was definitely a much deadlier adversary here to Ms. Onna here. But it was very unlikely that she could turn the kuchisake-Onna into a Diclonius. To effectively make a Diclonius would require physical contact with a human species, but due to the kuchisake-Onna being a ghost and already dead. It was very unlikely that Lucy could infect the kuchisake-onna or even turn her into a Diclonius at all.
Redshock: Lucy was just not going to find one viable option for a victory. And even with vectors being invisible to the naked eye. Vectors are truly not unstoppable in the slightest. Sometimes vectors have failed, and can be countered, and even though Lucy’s vectors can reach the curvature of the earth. The kuchisake-onna could still not technically ‘die’ in the slightest.
Mortician: And with her possession. Lucy was not going to escape for long. And shockingly the kuchisake-onna only needed to hit Lucy once due to her plethora of ghost-like attributes, and she could effectively destroy Lucy’s horns and stop her vectors.
Redshock: And once that was done. The kuchisake-onna could just wrap things up immediately. This fight was basically over from the beginning immediately. Plus. Lucy was going to have a very hard time keeping up with the kuchisake-onna’s plethora of weapons and tricks.
Mortician::And it was not like Lucy could harm spirits well enough, and while vectors are invisible to the naked eye, they are still like physical slashes that only affect humans to turn them into Diclonius. While the kuchisake-Onna had no problems with the vectors at all no matter how many times she’s been sliced.
Redshock :Although Lucy’s far superior strength, speed, and durability did manage to keep her in the fight. But the kuchisake-Onna just had the experience, abilities, versatility, and ghost-like attributes needed to end the Diclonius queen. I guess Lucy could not take the lie, while the kuchisake-Onna owned this fight.
Mortician: The Winner is: Kuchisake-Onna!