if it we're voiced, Lucilius would be voiced by Paul Guyet and Zamasu would be voiced by Michael Kovach.
Intro[]
(*Cues: Wiz And Boomstick-Brandon Yates*)
Wiz: Lucilius, The Herald of the Apocalypse
Boomstick: Zamasu, The true harbinger of Divine Justice.
Wiz: The human race is, imperfect. Easily capable of repeating mistakes of past that no one wants to repeat and often is questioned how we managed to live for so long.
Boomstick: And in some cases, others think we're better off dead and just wipe humanity off the face of existence. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.
"Who was Lucilius?"[]
Wiz: In the early years of the sky realm , only few have managed to surpass the mighty intellect of the Astral Researcher Lucilius.
Boomstick: I'll say. The dude practically had the powers of god in the palm of his hand like creating the Primals. Powerful beings with powers that watch over the skies skies with their indomitable power and were so great that people on the moon had to create some real kickass weapons just to fight or even kill them.
Wiz: Perhaps the greatest was Lucifer. One of Lucilius’ early creation made to help his oversee his research on evolution and protection. But inside something was eating away at him. Something that made him feel unsatisfied.
Boomstick: Oh boy here it comes. The lead scientists nerds “its all perfect but what if i did something else that could’ve made it even better. Oh i will not be satisfied” Wiz this literally sounds like you. In fact i argue this is just gonna end exactly like how you got this gig with me. Get working, find success, but never felt satisfying doing that, throw in the towel and-
Wiz: Cause world ending genocide?
Boomstick:....Well, can what we be doing be classified as genocide for how many people die on this show?
Wiz; ugh regardless Lucilius found the answer to what he sought to understand. To him, he was nothing more than a pawn in a bigger scheme. The gods saw him and his creations as tools or living weapons. Using the world as its battleground and his creations the tools. In response to all of this, Lucilius sought to destroy everything God, purely out of petty spite for being a slave to this grand line
Boomstick: There’s also the fact he found out he was a clone..because he absorbed his original self and than made it to a core to help make Lucifer the perfect being- it its just confusing.
Wiz: So began his actions of letting The Fallen Angel Rebellion unfold. That ultimately lead to his own confrontation with Lucifer, and failing.
Boomstick: Sliced his head clean off. If you think that's the end of his plans than you clearly have not watched us long enough. Lucifer also ended up fighting one of Lucy's other creations Beelzebub and got hit with the same treatment he gave his master. Ah, hello irony.
Wiz: And when the time was right, Belial the archangel of cunning would place the severed head of Lucilius onto Lucifer's own body. Completing his resurrection and plans to reign terror upon the skyrealm.
Boomstick: That doesn't sound like it shouldn't have worked.
Wiz: It shouldn't. Miraculously it worked for Lucilius own benefit. Not only to continue his plans for the sky's annihilation, but with Lucifer's body gave him the power he needed to do so.
Boomstick: So years ago Lucilius wasn't much of a fighter to speak of. Always preferred brains over brawn and that kind of stuff is what got him offed in the first place.
Wiz: But by some logic, attaching his head to Lucifer's body gave him battle prowess of that one fighting for as long as millennium. It may seem confusing at first but recall that Lucilius himself was the one that made the Primals to begin with. Lucifer being his greatest creation made from his own being. So logically he would know everything about Lucifer's powers and how to use them proficiently.
Boomstick: And proficient he was. Lucilius can summon 3 swords that he can wield telekinetically, and boy can he get crazy with them . Like using it to make a gigantic buzzsaw with his "iblis" attack, Phosphorus is an overhead slash that that ruptures the ground and nullifies healing, Or just knee you and pull a Vlad the impaler by sending you in the air and just stab through the back with his twin swords. Bubs certainly knew what it was like to be on the receiving end of that...It really took a blow to his pride.
Wiz: He has more to work with than just his foes. He can fire several lasers, one giant and more powerful laser, create shockwaves, shields, trap his foes in a power nulliffying bubble, Or bring out one of his most powerful attacks: "Paradise Lost".
Boomstick: Like , the old poem made by John Milton?
Wiz: A large erratic beams of light that has obliterated two islands across the sky realm, but a more powerful version of is capable of nullifying resurrection.
Boomstick: With all that power at his fingertips, Lucilius began plotting his attempts to destroy the sky realm with...a NEW plan.
(*Cuts to Wiz and Boomstick*)
Boomstick: Surprise!? Well cause uh...i sure was. Wait why was it a surprise again.
Wiz: well to further understand, we need to dissect the mind of Lucilius himself. What makes him tick. As probably the most dangerous aspect of Lucilius is not his shear power and abilities but rather his cunning intellect. Before fusing his body with Lucifer, he had several thousand different plans in ways to succeed at his plans. One of which was causing the Astral cage Pandemonium to crash into the boundary that separated the dimensional boundary between the sky realm and the crimson horizon. Which was..sort of accomplished when Beelzebub did just that.
Boomstick: Man, even after going off on his own after being humiliated by Lucy, he still ended up inadvertently doing his dirty work. For an evil meglomaniac that guy sure can't catch a break.
While wiz is shown disecting a real brain with a lucilius dummy replica. Pulling apart pieces of it but placing it back. With some specs of blood splattering on his face.
Wiz: but what makes this interesting was Belial bringing him back by placing him on Lucifer's head wasn't apart of any of the plots he made. All it did was just open up to more possibilities.
It slowly starts zooming in on Wiz's slowly detoriating face as it grews more psychotic. with the borders around the screen darkening as he jabs the scalpels into the brain.
Wiz: It seems so illogical but just image. My scientific mind placed onto a body with might strength that could bend reality to my will. Speed that even the greatest of athletes couldn't compete with. All that would make my plans of conquering the world coem true! people wouldn't call me Wiz, or "Snow Wizard" anymore. Or just some nerd talking about two action figures killing each other. I'll make dad see what i did, and he'll say how much he's proud of me...
As it zooms out, it showes Boomsticks horrified expression and Wiz realising what he just said. But it wasn't For what he said.
Boomstick: Wiz, is that an actual brain!?
Ringmaster can be heard offscreen.
Ringmaster: Hey guys, do you guys know what happened to my brother? They found his body in the morgue without a brain.
And than Boomstick couldn't help but glare in disappointment. Wiz only responding with a nervous laugh.
(*Back to the analysis*)
Boomstick: Welp, it wasn't long before Lucy became a threat to the whole realm now that he was back.
"Was Zamasu actually right?"[]
Wiz: Endless destruction, countless dead, a plot to destroy all of mankind as we know it. The future was grimm.
Boomstick: All in the name of divine justice. And the one doing it all is the one who was saving the universe and restoring the earth from being destroyed over and over.
Wiz: ehhh sort of. The one behind it wasn't actually Goku in control but rather a being who grew sick of mortals as a whole. Zamasu
Boomstick: From the beginning, Divine righteousness was ol' Zami here upheld the most. Even during his days as the assistant to Universe 10's Supreme Kai.
Wiz; This didn't bode well when Zamasu was watching over humanity and grewing a stronger hatred for their chaotic nature and stubborness to escape the endless cycle of violence and war. It was clear he wanted all to stop to uphold the world in it's beauty.
Boomstick: His heart was clouded but of course that all changed when he saw Goku. Unlocking the power of God Ki and clashing with the god of destruction Beerus and sending shockwaves throughout the entire Dragon Ball Universe.
Wiz: Amazed as he was, this was what exactly Zamasu had hoped for. A mortal with the powers that could rival gods themselves that we're a higher calibre of his own.
Boomstick: Thus the 5D chess pieces began to move, as did Zamasu's own plans. He gathered the Super Dragon Balls and switched bodies with Goku. Travel all the way to earth and killed Goku while IN Zamasu;s original body and than killed his entire family. Oh man, that just sounds like some weird R-rated Freaky Friday shit right there.
Wiz: And thus Zamasu went on the next years, killing and destroying all mortals upon earth as the false imitation of what goku was; Goku Black.
Boomstick: Wait this is all starting to sound familiar? are we sure we're still talking about Zamasu and not just retreading old scripts we did for episodes in the past?
Wiz: Doon't get the wrong idea. Yes while Goku Black has appeared on the show and we have covered his abilities before. However it doesn't diminish that it is still Zamasu and still a key part in his story. What also is key is the one who could jeopardise his plans. A saiyan who traveled back in time once before and change the course of history once again.
Boomstick: Trunks really just get caught up in a lot of time shenanigans does he? But all was fine as while trunks was able to go back in time using a time machine, Zammy didn't need one cause he had his own way of going through time. A Time Ring. A beloved, ahem....gift that his master "gave" him... wink wink.
Wiz: Unlike something like the capsule corp's time machine, a time ring allows the wearer to perform more, natural ways of time travel without risking altercations or creating alternate timelines. Though originally Suprem Kai only used these to observe actions of time itself. You can tell what Zamasu began using it for. But what the time ring also grants is acausality . Meaning that no matter what altercation made in the past that could effect zamasu wouldn't effect him in his present.
Boomstick: Which proved really handy when Beerus approached him and Hakai'd his ass out of existence. Only that didn't change the future...God that still gives me a headache.
Wiz: But it also allowed him to find and team up with the one person he coudl truly rely on.....himself.
Boomstick: Yep, and even with the power of two egomaniacs they were still persisted by Trunks and recently garnered attention from Goku and friends. Things didn't go well, especially since Zamasu was almost defeated by nearly being sealed away by an evil contianment wave.
Wiz: Zamasu couldn't understimate the saiyans, even if they were just mere mortals to him. They needed to display the power of true gods.
Boomstick: Potara earrings, bitches! Forcefully fusing both Goku Black and Zamasu together. With their power and egos combined, with no worries of power levels, the two Zamasu's together became....Fusion Zamasu! Might be even worse than "Goku Black" in terms of original names.
Wiz: In this form, Zamaasu stated that his fusion is a embodiment of justice and the world. Revering himself as a Supreme God.
Boomstick: Ugh just what could doom the world even more. Toxic yaoi.
Wiz: What?
Boomstick: Oh come on Wiz! We all know it. As someone as self centered and egotistical as Zamasu would only be interested in any other person but himself. He already hates mortals so why would he fall in love with any of them?
Wiz: Uh-
Boomstick: He quite literally fused with his husband! Probably every night! I don't think you and your dinky little car bed combo holds no candle to the power of toxic love!
Wiz: I have no idea what you're on about. What i can go on about is how that he is fused with Goku's Black, Zamasu gains the various abilities and techniques that Black stole from Goku.
Boomstick The black kamehameha, the god split cut ki blade, the Azure dragon sword, the space & time splitting scythe, shadow clones, black had it, Zamasu has it. And a few other things. See that Halo behind him? That isn't just something he picked up at some Final Fantasy convention, That thing gives him way more options for both offence and defense. Like completely eliminating all attacks toward him. Where was that when you got into Fighterz you air cancelling cheap ass.
Wiz: From this halo Zamasu can fire several bolts of lightning, summon thousands of ki blades to bombard them till they have more holes than mama boomstick's cheese cake and even summon an an entity made of his own ki. In the manga, Zamasu's can ascend into a powerhouse state that while does increase his power, damages his own body from the overflowing power.
Boomstick: And while Beerus has is Beerus Ball and Frieza has his death ball Zammy has his own big fuck you Ki ball attack the size of a detroit skyscarper. The Divine Wrath! Man really everything about him is just all about "Divine this" divine that.
Wiz: I guess what couldn't be less "Divine" was his understanding of Goku's body. While fusing with black did supply him with Goku's god ki and abilities, this unfortunately meant Goku's mortality cancelled out Zamau's own immortality. Making him not only vulnerable to actually being killed but also mutating his body into a gross abomination.
Intermission[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set, and we've run the data throughout all possibilities!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Battle[]
The fight opens up in West City completely in total shambles. With various flames bursting and catching fire to the rubble and corpses that laid out on the pavements. Zamasu in his fused state observes the destruction he caused from the air looking on while he sips his tea. Unknowingly to his nature, a golden blade comes in and narrowly misses him but breaks his tea cup, causing it to fall and shatter against the road below. Annoyingly Zamasu glances his eyes towards where the blade came from and in the distance sees The Archangel of the apocalypse descending from the dark heavens towards him. Instead of being enraged like he normally would, Zamasu just laughs it off as his irritation turns to interest. Floating around Lucilius in the air, observing him.
Zamasu: An Astral? And here i believed the Supreme Kai when he said you all went extinct millions of years ago. Though i shouldn't be surprised by someone of your calibur....
He stops as he smirks towards his opponent.
(*Cues: Dragon Ball Fighterz- Destroyed West City Theme*)
Zamasu: Lucilius.
Lucilius: Zamasu. Your foils here have created unknown variables in my plans. Do you know how to solve these unknown variables? It's simple...Elimination.
(*Cues: Granblue Fantasy-Paradise Lost*)
Conclusion[]
Trivia[]
- The Connections between Lucilius and Zamasu is that they were originally servants of divine backgrounds who were originally tasked of watching over life and were respected of it (with Lucilius being the head researcher of the astrals and Zamasu an apprentice of the supreme kai) however became jaded from seeing the constant cycles of war and violence created by mankind thus causing resentment (Lucilius towards the gods for using the world as a battleground and Zamasu towards mankind for that same reason). This would lead to them orchestrating events behind the scenes (The Fallen Angel Rebellion and the events of the Future Trunks Saga) as well as the deaths of the ones that command them (Lucifer and Gowasu. Although Lucilius' case it was not part of his intentions ). Furthermore, both would fuse their conscious and taking the body of another because of their extensive power (Lucilus' taking over Lucifer's body when his decapitated head was placed on Lucifer's body and Zamasu switching bodies with Goku). They were both deemed to be such a massive threat to the world to have prompted the Rulers of their worlds to take action in eliminating them (Zeno in erasing the timeline thus erasing Infinite Zamasu and Bahamut sending his Avatar, Versusia, in an attempt to eliminate Lucilius.)
- Zamasu drinking tea in the start of the fight is a call back to the start of Goku Black vs Reverse Flash where Goku Black was holding a cup of tea while murdering several civillians. Also being broken by Thawne in the fight
- Boomstick's "He fuses with his husband!" and "Youre dinky little car bed combo holds no candle to the power of toxic love!" is also a reference to a Lythero's "Shenanigoons vs Shadow Raid Boss" video .
- Frieza: "I have a race car bed, What do you have?"
- Goku Black: "I fuse with my husband! "
- Zamasu: "Every night!"
- Another reference is found in Lucilius analysis where Wiz mentions his father. Unlike Boomstick, Wiz's father is only mentioned once in Mechagodzilla's analysis as Wiz wanted to resurrect him using cyber necromancy so that he can be proud of his son's accomplishments.
- References like this were made to keep things consistent to appear as if it were apart of the actual show.