| The Greatest Dude in Hell | |
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| Season | 4 |
| Season Episode | 3 |
| Air date | TBD |
| Written by | Devinator958 |
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Description[]
Lucifer and Lucifer. Hazbin Hotel's Greatest Dad in Hell and Arrowverse's best healer of Hell. Don't let their name tell you who they are. They may be the rulers of their respective Hells but deep down, they are much more than that. And by that I mean these 2 have some issues, like serious issues. Thankfully only one of them will be seeing a therapist at the end of this battle so which Lucifer will prove to be the greatest Helllike demon?
Intro[]
Wiz: Lucifer Morningstar. Hazbin Hotel's greatest dad.
Boomstick: Lucifer Morningstar. Arrowverse's demon turned detective.
Wiz: They may be the lords of hell but don't let that fool you. While they keep the wicked punished, they may have a few issues that they need to solve themselves.
Boomstick: I don't care what kind of issues they may have. Because whatever they suffer from, it must be responsible to give them such beautiful singing voices. But only one of them will sing another day. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win a Death Battle.
Can Hazbin Hotel's Lucifer fight as well as he sings?[]
Wiz: In the beginning, when the universe was created, angels made of pure light descended from the heavens to shape the world as we know it. Throughout the years they would spread their light across the universe, with the sole purpose of protecting the universe from evil.
Boomstick: But as to be expected, there was bound to be a rebel among their midst. I believe you know his guy's name; Lucifer Morningstar.
Wiz: To be fair, "Rebellious" is rather harsh, at least in terms of the Hazbin Hotel Lucifer. While the original Lucifer in Christian Religion was a rebellious angel who was inherently evil, Hazbin Hotel's Lucifer is seemingly anything but evil. But rather he was an optimistic angel, wanting to spread the idea of free will for all of humanity.
Boomstick: But in the eyes of heaven, that would mean being rebellious and could spread evil into their world. So they benched Lucy and decided to continue to make humanity their way. Fast forwards years later and they would create mankind; Adam and Lilith. The first ever rocky relationship ever made.
Wiz: Adam wanted complete control in their relationship but Lilith wasn't so keen on the idea of... let's say, being dominated.
Boomstick: I'm sorry what?
Wiz: SEEING THE REBELLIOUS NATURE IN HER, Lucifer would descend onto Earth where he and Lilith fell deeply in love. Together they would help spread the idea of free will with mankind. Upon approach of Adam's new bride, Eve, they would gift her the fruit of knowledge. However, this single act of going against the angel's ideas would change his life forever. With this single choice of disobedience, evil had found its way onto Earth, creating Hell as a result.
Boomstick: Naturally the people of heaven were incredibly pissed off at this, so they decided to dump Lucifer and Lilith into the literal hell they created. Whilst there they were locked out from seeing what came out of the Earth, only seeing the bad parts when they die and end up in Hell.
Wiz: It wasn't all doom and gloom though, at least not at first. In time, Lucifer and Lilith would eventually have a child; Charlie Morningstar, who shared their ideals for free will and optimism.
Boomstick: And this is where shit hits the fan for dear old Lucifer. For one, his wife left him. Second, his relationship with his daughter isn't exactly the best. And lastly, having being forced to deal with all the messed up bastards that appeared in Hell each year did take a toll on him. He even lost his own freewill and reverted to being... What's the word?
Wiz: Maniacally insane?
Boomstick: Yeah that. But even when his insanity having been reduced to Joker levels, he still tried to support his daughter the best way he could. And if anyone is dumb enough to hurt the lord of Hell's own daughter, you'd be experiencing a whole new kind of hell.
Wiz: As a Fallen Angel, Lucifer is immensely powerful with being one of the few beings to manipulate holy energy. Also, angels and demons in Hazbin Hotel are quite fascinating creatures. Since they're essentially souls tethered to an undead plain of existence, they are mostly incapable of dying because as they put it, you can only die once. With this, demons are capable of regenerating from wounds from bullet shots to limb dismemberment. Even the destruction of their bodies won't permanently kill them, so long as their souls persists.
Boomstick: That is unless you come into the crosshairs of an Angel, since their holy light is one of the few things capable of permanently killing sinners and other angelic beings. And much like the angelic weaponry that can also kills sinners, they can even shut down demonic power with a mere contact.
Wiz: And being among one of the strongest in his world, Lucifer can do much more than just holy magic. He can sprout wings to take flight across the air, shoot fire from his hands or breath it from his mouth, shape shift his body into any animal he can think of, and can enhance his abilities further by taking on his true demonic appearance.
Boomstick: It gets weirder. He can do much more with his magic but he mostly expresses them through song and dance. Speaking of which, is wrong for me to say that this guy has an amazing singing voice? Say what you will about the show's humor but god damn some of those songs goes hard.
Wiz: It's actually pretty hard to describe it. In fact across media as a whole, this form of musical prowess is often referred to as "Broadway Force" or as it's also called "The Music Meister Effect". You see it a lot in most Disney movies.
Boomstick: It's like Toon Force if it was related to a musical number. It pretty much forces you to join in during a sing or dance. But... it doesn't actually do any notable damage to you? How does this musical crap work?
Wiz: Frankly no idea. In fact it's likely that the ability itself is not combat applicable but that's not the point. What is important is that during these musical scenes, Lucifer and others like him have showcased far more abilities. Including warping the area around him.
Boomstick: He can manipulate the elements like shooting water or shooting lightning, duplicate himself, open portals across hell or even into heaven, make puppets appear through a phone screen, conjure anything into existence, and increase in size to become gigantic. A nice ability to be sure since Lucifer normally is... rather short. You think he's compensating?
Wiz: I really don't want to know. With these powers Lucifer was easily one of hell's heaviest hitters though despite his literal godly power, he didn't really use his powers for anything malicious. In fact he more so reserved his time to doing other things to cure his insanity, like making rubber ducks... that shoots fire...
Boomstick: I think you can tell that it did jack to his mind. Also you know how the actual Christian Lucifer is secretly building an army for when Lucifer, or Satan for when he fell to hell, would one day fight back? Well this Lucifer didn't do that. In fact, sort of the opposite happened.
Wiz: While in Hell, Lilith's voice was able to provide Hell's residence with more motivation and power, but as their numbers grew each year, the forces of Heaven felt fear. So in an attempt to prevent the forces of Hell from getting too strong, they would send down angels to kill as many demons as possible so that their numbers would never be enough.
Boomstick: Damn are we sure that Hell is the bad place? I mean it is don't get me wrong but nothing really says that they wanted to stick it to Heaven.
Wiz: In an attempt to save Hell's people from being executed, Charlie would devise a plan to hopefully redeem demons so that they can go to heaven. No extermination required. And all of this redemption would happen in none other than the Hazbin Hotel.
Boomstick: Title drop. Now you would think that demons would do whatever it takes to not end up not existing, but unsurprisingly the people who end up in Hell are there for a pretty good damn reason. They're fucked up, lunatic, horny, foul mouthed, VERY fouled mouthed, assholes who gets off at beating the hell out of each other. And that's putting things lightly.
Wiz: Charlie may have seen the better in people with her desperately trying to to redeem sinners, but Lucifer couldn't see it that way. Believing that those who appear in Hell were irredeemable bastards. But even though he saw Charlie's attempt as pointless, Lucifer would still try his best to support his daughter in anyway he can. Including granting her an audience with heaven themselves.
Boomstick: Unfortunately despite her best efforts to showcase the redeemable quantities of Hell, she ultimately failed. What's worse, due to the death of one of the exorcist, courtesy of one Spanish Overlord, Heaven decided to shorten the extermination from 1 year to every 6 months.
Wiz: And what is perhaps even more ridiculous is that not all of heaven was 100% keen on this extermination process with some being completely unaware of such a heartless act of murder. And to add salt to the wound, Adam decided that the first place they will exorcise would be the residence of Hazbin Hotel; Charlie's home.
Boomstick: Again, are we sure Heaven and Hell aren't reversed?
Wiz: So with the attempt of reasoning with Heaven failing spectacularly Charlie and her friends decided to do one last action to save the souls in Hell; fight back. Now with the knowledge that the Angels are not invincible, this would give the group the courage to fight back.
Boomstick: It wouldn't be easy though. There is a reason why no one has ever killed an Angel before. The show even implies that the angels cannot be harmed by any normal means outside of holy magic and angelic weaponry. And also because if you do have a way to hurt them, good luck cause they are incredibly powerful. And that's saying something because even some of the strongest beings in Hell can barely keep up with them.
Wiz: That's right. In Hell, there exist multiple class systems that depicts the importance of demons. And as the King of Hell, Lucifer should be at the very top of said hierarchy and should be capable of replicating any feats lower class demons have performed.
Boomstick: Including everyone's favorite group of hell like nut jobs, Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie. They're the literal bottom of the barrel when it comes to demonic hierarchy and yet despite this, they are still tough enough to survive carnival sized explosions and fight robots that can catch bullets in their teeth.
Wiz: Even those who descend to Hell upon death are not anything to scoff at and some notable characters does packing with some deadly weaponry. Like Cherri Bomb, who carries bombs powerful enough to blow up the top half of buildings and Sir Pentious, who comes packing with massive airships... which he can survived exploding on top of him.
Boomstick: But those are the strengths of your average slobs, because the moment you talk about the Overlords and the Ars Goetia, things gets pretty insane. Like the radio demon himself Alastor, someone Lucifer really doesn't like. Not only is he powerful enough to make explosions the size of the Hazbin Hotel itself, but he's also destroyed massive airships and overwhelmed other Overlords to assert his dominance.
Wiz: Another similar Overlord, Vox, is powerful enough to cause city wide blackouts in a fit of rage. As for the Arcs Goetia they are arguably even more powerful. Like the Goetia Andrealphus, who can create massive ice structures. Or the Goetia Stolas, who can move massive clouds during a ritual. Based on their size and the speed in which they're moved, that would require energies of over 730 Kilotons of Tnt.
Boomstick: That's like having the Hiroshima Bomb blowing up nearly 50 times over. And the angels are strong enough to do battle with these heavy hitters, with Adam himself being able to defeat Alastor in a single hit.
Wiz: Adam may have been a force to be reckoned with but that still didn't stop Charlie and her friends from taking a stand against him and the exorcists. By the end of it it would seem that Charlie and her friends were all going to die... that is until Hell's Greatest Dad showed up to beat the hell out of the man who would hurt his daughter.
Boomstick: Lucifer and Adam would finally throw down with Adam not being able to stand a chance against Hell's papi. And that's saying something considering he can shoot a blast powerful enough to vaporize airships and split the Hazbin Hotel. During which Lucifer was able to catch his daughter from falling while in slow motion.
Wiz: Considering the distance she fell in slow motion, Lucifer would have had to move nearly Mach 20 to catch her. And this violent outburst to harm his daughter in front of him made Lucifer understandably, VERY pissed off.
Boomstick: So he proceeded to beat the ever loving hell out of Adam before Charlie had to step in and tell him to take it down a notch. It's ok though since a filthy janitor demon killed him instead. Hey Adam had it coming.
Wiz: Though many sacrifices were made, Charlie and her friends succeeded in doing the impossible. A level of accomplishment that made Lucifer proud of her daughter, showing how much and how far someone will go to save those they care about.
Boomstick: An act of goodness that is sure to make any dad proud. And his hellish beatdown of Adam is sure to send a reminder to those in Heaven. If you were to try and hurt the devil's daughter, be sure to face a new 10th circle of Hell.
HH Lucifer: YOU COME AT ME!!! AND MY DAUGHTER!!! DON'T FORGET, YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE BITCH!!!
Lucifer then proceeds to beat the shit out of Adam.
What exactly can Arrowverse's Lucifer do?[]
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