| “ | GIRL. YOU THERE, GIRL. GIRL, QUIT WITH ALL THIS SCURRYING AROUND. DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I'M ALREADY HERE? | „ |
| ~ Lord English |
Lord English, once known as Caliborn, is the main antagonist of the webcomic, Homestuck.
Fanon Wiki Ideas So Far[]
- Dimentio vs Lord English (Completed)
- Flumpty Bumpty vs Lord English
- Lord English vs Bill Cipher (Completed)
- Lord English vs Enerjak
- Lord English vs Mr. Mxyzptlk (Abandoned)
Battles Royale[]
Battle Record[]
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Battle Record
- Wins: 2
- Losses: 0
- Draws: 0
Possible Opponents[]
- Beetlejuice (...)
- Black Hat (Villainous)
- Doomsday (DC)
- Dormammu (Marvel)
- Featherine Augustus Aurora (Umineko no Naku Koro Ni)
- Giygas (Earthbound)
- Godzilla (...)
- Jiren (Dragon Ball)
- Lavos (Chrono Trigger)
- Mandrakk (DC)
- Nekron (DC)
- Ohma Zi-O (Kamen Rider)
- Scarlet King (SCP)
- SCP-682 (SCP)
- Time Lord Victorious (Doctor Who)
- Unicron (Transformers)
- Zalgo (Creepypasta)
- Zeno (Dragon Ball)
Death Battle Info[]
Powers and Abilities[]
- Immortality (Types 1, 3, 5, 8, 9, and possibly 10)
- Indestructibility
- Omnipresence
- Nigh-Omniscience
- Laser/Light Manipulation
- 4th Wall Awareness
- Plot Manipulation
- Regeneration (Mid-Godly)
- Possession and Mind Control
- Space-Time Manipulation
- Clairvoyance
- Danmaku
- Incorporeal
- Rage Empowerment
- Acausality and Causality Manipulation
- Energy Manipulation/Attacks
- BFR and Sealing
- Madness Manipulation
- Can live as an “essence”
- Reality Warping
Techniques[]
- Time Travel: English is able to entomb himself into an Egyptian sarcophagus and move through time, even when he doesn't yet exist.
- Double Death: Erases the opponent from existence. Not only that, it also ignores/negates immortality completely.
Weapons[]
- AK-47
- Cane
- Lil' Seb
- Gamzee
- Lil' Cal
- The Ring of Void
- The Ultimate Weapon
- The Felt
- A Juju Breaker
- The Green Sun Cane and the Golden AK
Feats[]
- Can blow up entire universes in his wake.
- Was so powerful that he lagged everything around him.
- Can slaughter Horrorterrors with ease.
- Was able to bust Paradox Space, which contained Genesis Frog and the Horrorterrors transcend them in the Furthest Ring, and can manipulate Homestuck itself through the game cartridges in which it is just fiction. Paradox Space was even implied to transcend and contain all of existence.
- It was even stated that Paradox Space contains platonic concepts. Which can make Lord English possibly Outerversal in raw power.
- He's likely able to survive such thing as he's generally not concerned about destroying all of existence.
- Slaughtered many Dark Gods frequently.
- Killed Andrew Hussie, the Author of MS Paint Adventures.
- Exists in all timelines. Even prior to his creation/summoning; as stated by English himself, that he's already here. Implying a state of Omnipresence. Note that Omnipresence is more of a state of being rather than speed.
- Is considered indestructible, as he can only be harmed by the exploitation of many time-based glitches, paradoxes, and loopholes.
- Comparable to his younger form, Caliborn, and Doc Scratch in terms of intelligence.
- Caliborn had a monitor which can observe events across time and space. Superior to Doc Scratch, who knows everything in past, present, and future, and has Death's Tome, which can observe events across time and space.
Weaknesses[]
- Time paradoxes
- The Ultimate Weapon
- Is stuck in a perpetual state of prepubescent immaturity (In other words, his mentality is permanently stuck as a immature child)
Gallery[]
Lord English Coatless