| Lord Brevon vs Marvin the Martian | |
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| Season 1, Episode 6 | |
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| Air date | June 26th, 2020 |
| Written by | Ultmswag |
| Directed by | Ultmswag |
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Lord Brevon vs Marvin the Martian is a what-if? death battle made by Ultmswag. And Ultmswag's Season 1 finale.
Description[]
Aliens can be extremely unpredictable when it comes to either being good or bad, but which of these two bad aliens is the best one of all?
Interlude[]
Ken: People fear what they don't understand, especially when it comes to the unpredictablitiy of aliens.
John: Like Lord Brevon, the cruel, sadistic alien Warlord of Freedom Planet.
Ken: And Marvin the Martian, the Looney Tunes' most dangerous threat that lives on Mars, to ensure that no questions will be left unanswered, we will only be using what they have in their main arsenal and also no using vehicles that help them fight in this situation which include the martian maggot, absoulotion, and Brevon's own power suit.
John: He's Ken and I'm John.
Ken: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills, to find out who would win a death battle.
Lord Brevon[]
Ken: His backstory is a total mystery, but what we do know is that a group of aliens was chasing a very cruel and sadistic warlord named Lord Brevon.
John: His full name being Arktivus Brevon, after Commander Torque and some of the Chasers had shot down the Dreadnought, he planned to steal the Kingdom Stone, planet Avalice's only power source so far.
Ken: Possible future spoilers aside, in order to make his plan succeed he attacked Shuigang first, killing the King in just one slice to the head and brainwashing the King's son into doing his bidding.
John: The worst part is that he made Dail watch too.
Ken: Despite Brevon's size he is fast and strong enough to kill hundreds or thousands of heroes throughout the galaxy described by Torque.
John: And remember the Dreadnought exploding? He survived that too! But what was more impressive is that he took the shots from Shuigang's army and didn't even flinch.
Ken: That is totally true, he has a knife that infect others by turning them into mutants or instantly kill them with one hit, a laser pistol, Sonic Mines, and his own cape which can make invincible to all attacks.
John: He also has the worst habit ever, which is torturing others either for his amusement or to get every piece of information he needs.
Ken: He is very clever, vicious and cunning but... just like Dr. Eggman from the Sonic series he also overlooks some important factors while concentrating on a single goal.
John: Also, his own cruelty and sadistic nature can also be his biggest weakness too but hey... Brevon is easily one of the cruelist and coldest bad guys in the gaming universe. Possibly surpassing Kano from Mortal Kombat.
Lord Brevon: "Let's see what they're made of."
Marvin The Martian[]
Ken: Chuck Jones noticed that Elmer Fudd was too stupid and noticed that Friz Freleng's character Yosemite Sam was also being outwitted by Bugs Bunny.
John: However, Chuck wanted to a create a new villain for the rabbit to face, one who was very clever and posed as an an actual threat.
Ken: And he created Marvin the Martian, although un-named at first his name quickly grew to merchandising rights.
John: He mostly plans to blow up the Earth, and why you ask?
Marvin: It obstructs my view of Venus.
John: There you go, and he's constantly foiled by Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck, probably because his words get the better of him.
Ken: That's true but in case if any Earthlings end up trying to get in his way or take his territory, he has a few toys that can help him out, like his laser gun, disintergration pistol, a time-space gun, and hover shoes.
John: He also has exploding frisbees which explode if you catch them, a laser gun that looks like a rifle, and even the Ultimatium Dispatchium designed to merely give you a gift that's an lit stick of TNT but can do a lot of damage, up to a maximum of 200% damage. Damn, is there anything that can stop this guy?
Ken: Well he has been tricked by Bugs multiple times, once by disintegrating his own dog, and one time swapping his instant martians with his actual stick of dynamite and he was tricked by the Martian Manhunter from DC comics, into blowing up the Earth.
John: Wow, way to take his lifelong goal againt him Manhunter, you should be happy you caught the most intelligent Looney Tunes character.
Ken: He also survived the moon exploding, Planet X exploding, and one of his own bases exploding, and also took a rocket ship to the face without a scratch. And also, since he is the politest Looney Tunes character his good-nature can be his biggest weakness.
John: Still, this Martian will not stop until his goal is complete.
Marvin: Oh, that wasn't a bit nice.
Pre-Death Battle[]
Ken: Alright the combantants are ready, let's end this debate once & for all.
John: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!
Death Battle[]
Lord Brevon's Absolution lands on the planet Mars and Brevon jumps out of his space ship.
Lord Brevon: Hmmm, this rock looks wonderful, I'll think I'll take it for my own. Syntax!
Syntax appears from out of nowhere
Syntax: Yes sir?
Lord Brevon: Deliver a message to General Serpentine and tell him that I found a planet for us to take over, I'm going to take care of any inhabitants on this planet.
Syntax: Of course sir.
Syntax teleports away to General Serpentine
Lord Brevon: Now if I was an inhabitant on this rock, where would I be?
suddenly a voice from behind Brevon that was behind him with a laser gun
Marvin: Prepare yourself for immediate disintegration.
Lord Brevon jumps backwards and pulls out his pistol.
Lord Brevon: We will see who will be disintegrated by who insect, prepare yourself for the toughest fight of your life.
FIGHT!!!
Both begin firing at each other, while dodging then Brevon rushes in and starts delivering some hand to hand combat blows to the Martian knocking him back.
Marvin: Oh, now you've done it. pulls out his disintegration pistol and starts firing
Lord Brevon uses his cape to tank the disintegration beams and starts delivering blows by rushing in with his cape, knocking the Martian backwards into a rock.
Lord Brevon: I've just begun squirt. *pulls out his signature Knife* Time to open some wounds and in the way that you won't like.
Lord Brevon delivers some slashes knocking the Martian backwards into Marvin's laser rifle*
Marvin: Now I'm really angry. *picks up the laser rifle and starts firing but Lord Brevon rushes in dodging every shot and knocks Marvin's laser rifle out of his hands*
Lord Brevon delivers a load of slashes to the martian, vastly cutting him and forcing him to drop his disintegration ray and Brevon notices the disintegration ray and picks it up.
Lord Brevon: Say Goodbye you puny worm! Fires the disintegration ray at Marvin disintegrating his body, and fires again at his helmet and shoes, completely eradicating the Martian, Lord Brevon then chuckles in victory.
Lord Brevon: Come back from the dead if you can actually put up a fight shorty
Suddenly Syntax appears from behind Brevon to give him a message from his General
Syntax: Sir, you have an incoming message from General Serpentine.
General Serpentine: My Lord the base is ready to land on this rock, shall we prepare it for it to land?!
Lord Brevon: Yes general, and give the order to our troops, I will have my revenge on that barbaric planet Avalice soon and then after that planet, the whole entire universe will be mine. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KO!
Brevon Notices K-9 and the martian queen and disintegrates them both completely leaving nothing behind, while a brand new remote base that Brevon owns lands on planet Mars and slowly covers Mars with his own face carved on the planet while also disintegrating the Martian's helmet and shoes with Marvin's own disintegration ray in case if the Martian somehow survived, while Marvin ends up awoken in a world full of fire wondering where he was.
Post Death Battle[]
John: Well it's official, Brevon is now in my opinion the Cruelest character in gaming history to ever exist.
Ken: Marvin may have had the durability advantage, but Brevon trumped everything else. And his arsenal was way more effective than Marvin's anyway.
John: Sure Marvin could have disintegrated Brevon, but Brevon's speed can allow him to dodge the disintegration rays super easily as well as his cape attack which allowed him to become invulnerable to anything.
Ken: Also Brevon has a history of conquering or destroying thousands of worlds and killing thousands of heroes as described by Commander Torque, unlike Marvin who is only focused on one thing: destroying or conquering the Earth.
John: But since Marvin's durability was through the roof with the help of his toon force, the only way for Brevon to beat him was to take his disintegration ray and use it against him just like how Bugs did one time, and as a bonus Brevon also is a quick thinker unlike Marvin. Looks like Marvin couldn't keep it together making it clear for Brevon that he had a Space up his sleeve, I'm sorry about that one but he totally reached for the Mars.
Ken: The Winner is Lord Brevon.
Next Time on Death Battle[]
Season 2
Crash Bandicoot vs Yang Xiao Long (Yup I'm bring Crash back again)