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This was made by Redead35000.
WE NEVER QUESTION OUR FATE, AND THE UNIVERSE, BUT WHEN WE DO, THESE TWO MAKE SURE ORDER IS PRESERVED.
INTRO[]
Wiz: People fear what they don't understand.
Boomstick: But when we know all we know about stuff we don't understand, we wished we never knew a damned thing.
Wiz: The Look-See, the iconic monster of Crypt T.V.
Boomstick: And the Spectre, the green-cloaked fury of God.
Wiz: I'm Wizard and he's Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!
THE LOOK-SEE WILL TAKE A PIECE OF DEATH BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Wiz, why is it I see a horror movie I take a nap, but when I see this guy, I can't sleep?
LOOK-SEE "The Wedding Hand" S1E1 Crypt TV Monster Universe Short Film-1
If you yourself cannot release, then it will come to take a piece.
Wiz: Maybe because you sneak beer into the theater when you see a horror movie and you drink too much.
Boomstick: It's just a couple beers! Okay and maybe a beer hat, but you never stopped me.
Wiz: Well, while Boomstick figures out that bringing beer into a theater is bad, let's talk about the Look-See.
Boomstick: Are you sure that just ain't a serial killer who cut his face off, and stitched it back on really badly?
Wiz: Yeah, I'm sure.
Boomstick: EEeewww. So he just looks like that normally?
Wiz: Indeed. There is a theory that binds the Crypt TV universe monsters together and could explain the creation of the Look-See. In Look-See season 2 and Sunny Cult Family, it is possible that the "Spirit" of the Look-See, merged with a little boy after his uncle murdered his whole family during the worldwide Depression--
Boomstick: Whoa, whoa whoa!! I think this Look-See may need to be on a watchlist.
Wiz: Well, "merged" Is a bad term I suppose, a ritual done only by the Sunny Cult Family had, I guess TURNED the boy's soul into the Look-See.
Boomstick: Oh, and that's any-- On second thought, that actually doesn't sound bad. I mean, you do get to kill people for fun.
Wiz: Only IF they don't do one thing.
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: The Look-See only kills if his targets have no regrets, or if they can serve the Look-See by writing his notes.
Boomstick: So if they are full of regret, then they die?
Wiz: Yes. But usually in the most horrific ways possible.
Boomstick: Oh, come on, how bad could they be?
Wiz: Imagine him breaking your legs to put them above your head, then spinning your head around so that your head is facing backwards, then your broken arms twisted like a pretzel, literally. Oh, and for good measure, he rips your lungs or you liver out.
Boomstick: HOLY-- IS THAT WHAT HE DOES TO THEM?!
Wiz: Mostly, yes.
Boomstick: WHY WOULD HE STEAL BODY PARTS?! IS HE TRYING TO MAKE A SECOND LOOK-SEE?!
Wiz:... That does explain his reason for stealing body parts, but we can't confirm or deny that. Anyway, the Look-See has done unspeakable horrors with powers such as:
- Pure superhuman strength, so he can tear his victims apart.
- Near invinciblity, except for forks apearently, but only for a brief few seconds.
Boomstick: Pussy.
Wiz: Anyway, other powers include:
- Telekinisis, to move objects with his mind.
- Teleportation, but only if the victim looks away.
- Telepathy, to read his victims minds, so doesn't make a mistake, while killing.
- Shapeshifting, to lure his victims.
- The Look-See is a master manipulator tricking opponents into his hands, and leading them to their deaths.
Boomstick: Well, at least his opponent might be better than him. Wait, where did this note come from?!
HE LIFTED HIS SHIRT, AND THERE WAS A FRESH SCAR THAT READ, " IF YOU YOURSELF CANNOT RELEASE, THAN IT WILL COME TO TAKE A PIECE.
THE SPECTRE DEMANDS VENGENCE IN DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: In the DC Universe, there are plenty of gods, like the Greek Gods, Roman Gods, even the Christian God.
Boomstick: Ain't Catwoman associated with the Egyptain Gods?
Wiz: No no no no no! That's New 52 Hawkman you're thinking of. We don't talk about that interpritation of Catwoman.
Boomstick: Anyway speaking of Gods, here's a Bible story they won't tell you on Sunday school.
Wiz: Long ago, the angel Lucifer and several angels were cast from heaven creating the underworld known as Hell. But one of the rebelious angels, known as Aztar, begged for God to forgive him for his sins.
Boomstick: Then God made him a host for the Divine Wrath thus becoming the literal incarnation of God's wrath, THE SPECTRE.
Wiz:... Aren't you forgetting something?
Boomstick: Nope!
Wiz: His host? Jim Corrig--
Boomstick: Oliver Queen?
Wiz: No, Jim --
"I AM THE SPECTRE."
Boomstick: Hal Jordan?! The awesome Green Lantern from our Ben 10 vs Green Lantern Death Battle?! Or is it John Stewart? Kyle Rainer? Guy... Gardener?
Wiz: No, Jim Corrigan. His host, so that he can watch the world through former detective James Corrigan, who was deceased but was brought back to life.
Boomstick: What?
Wiz: Think of him like a genie in a human bottle, and being released when needed, or if there is a really big problem in the world.
Boomstick: Seriously?
Wiz: Yeah. What?
Boomstick: That's super lame. That's like wearing glasses to hide your secret identity-- Oh, right.
Wiz: Anyway, the Spectre has several incredible feats just on his own along with powers to match.
Boomstick: Yeah, he has reality warping powers, see the future, animated unanimated objects and give them lives of their own and can possess people. I wish I could do that!
Wiz: You wish you could be the wrath of God in a green cloak?
Boomstick: Sure. I regret not getting my application in for ghost school or whatever. Wait.. that wouldn't be why I got this note?! Oh crap! Wiz! The Look-See is gonna get me and torture me! And maybe he's gonna take the beer from my stomach!!!
Wiz: Boomstick, the Look-See will not kill you, and besides, the characters here are just fiction unless they break the fourth wall, like Deadpool. So now if you commited a crime unknown to the world, you better watch out for The Spectre.
DC Showcase Collection The Spectre preview clip
PHANTOM STRANGER: FUNNY HOW CHILL WAS JUST UNDER THAT FALLEN CEILING.
SPECTRE: I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.
PRE-BATTLE[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
(Batman is tracking down a criminal in an abandoned apartment building when finding a piece of paper in the criminal's dismembered hand.)
Batman: Jesus... What happened?
(Batman pulls out the crumpled piece of paper in order to find a clue.)
(But the paper instead reads):
IF YOU YOURSELF CANNOT RELEASE, THEN IT WILL COME TO TAKE A PIECE.
(Batman looks up to see a man at the end of the hall in the shadows.)
Batman: Who the hell are you?! Why did you kill this man?
(Look-See steps out of the shadows revealing his face the watch ticking in his hands, Batman takes a few steps back.)
Batman: What--? What are you?!
(Look-See says nothing.)
Batman: Answer me!
(Batman blinks and Look-See is standing in front of him, one foot away. Look-See grabs his throat, and is about to kill him when spectre grabs his arm.)
Batman: (Choking noises) Can't... breathe...
(Spectre appears out of thin air, with a green vibrant glow that shocks the Look-See.)
Spectre: Let him go. He is an agent of vengence on my behalf. His vengence aids his mission in ways you cannot phathom.
(Look-See grabs Spectre's throat only to grab the air. Spectre is gone, with Batman. Building begins to creak around him, as the building crumbles down and crashes on top of the Look-See. Spectre and Batman appear onto another building miles away.)
Spectre: Vengence is served. But how are you still living?
Batman: What do you mean?
(Spectre stabs batman with sharp piece of debre revealing a stunned Look-See. Look-See removes debre and "Smiles.")
(Look-See swings his arms cutting at Spectre while Spectre dodges him, and then Spectre is stopped when Look-See has Jim Corrigan in his arms. Look-See cuts Corrigan's head off and keeps it.)
Spectre: Unrestraining me of my mere mortal form? Wise choice. Perhaps I should thank you with a gift.
(Spectre holds up his hand and Look-See suddenly glows while teleported into the vast depths of space with the Spectre.)
Spectre: To make this battle fair, I took away your humanity when you took mine. Now you will know my full power. Welcome to Hell. Enjoy your last few pitiful useless moments in this, or any universe.
(Look-See is helpless to watch, while being stabbed with spear made by Spectre, Look-See for a few brief seconds.)
Spectre: Your teleportation is only useful when I look away? Too bad, I NEVER BLINK.
(He can't move as Spectre stabbes him with more spears, paralyzing Look-See and then unleashes the full power of eternity on the Look-See. The creature's soul is burned alive while Spectre shows no mercy with the universe obliterating around the Spectre. All that is left of Look-See, and the once peaceful universe is stardust.)
Spectre: You may fight against regret, but I am the Wrath of God. (The universe is rebuilt and Spectre turns to look at the sun, hoping to find a new host, hoping to punish the wicked evil-doers of earth, and perhaps, make peace with God someday.)
K.O.!
POST BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Oh, huh... Wow, I thought that Look-See had this in the bag.
Wiz: Well, this was a close match. Sort of. Kinda. Okay, the Spectre was leagues above Look-See. Although Look-See had amazing strength, speed incredible powers and tamina, but Spectre's reality warping ability took all chances he had away.
Boomstick: What about the shapeshifting, teleporting, and telepathy?
Wiz: Look-See's powers were powerful, but Spectre uses his power to manipulate the world around him, and kill people who are just evil. And as God said in the Bible, "Thou Shall Not Kill." Plus... Spectre doesn't blink, which seems to be the Look-See's biggest asset. Also, Look-See can't kill people without regret in their hearts.
Boomstick: Yeah, and that's what pretty muched what happened to most of the bad people in the Bible.
Wiz: Yes, and techically God is defined as the most powerful being in the DC Universe, so what chance did the Look-See have against the Wrath of God incarnate?
Boomstick: Yeah, just Look at Spectre! See how good he is?
"I AM THE SPECTRE."
Wiz: The winner, is Spectre.
Boomstick: If Look-See is dead, who sent me this note?!
Wiz: Oh GOD HE'S BACK!!
Boomstick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, hey! I'm a green ghost now! Uh, Wiz, what's up with your face?! Oh come on, you're the Look-See now?!
The winner is Spectre.
IF THIS BATTLE HAD A SCORE[]
Title: Looking for Eternity
Composer: Brendan Yates