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Introduction[]
Lighting McQueen Vs Herbie, which of these two living cars will win in Death Battle!
Beginning[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7w-_F_VgMY
Wiz: Throughout Pixar and Disney, we see many diffrent characters from toys to an alien experiment.
Boomstick: And we put two living cars to the test to see who will win in Death Battle.
Wiz: From Lightning McQueen, Piston Cup racer.
Boomstick: And Herbie, the sentient 1983 Volkswagen Beetle.
Wiz: Just like Nitros Oxide Vs Wizpig, this will be a race to see who is the fastest. So, we will not see any death today.
Boomstick: Ohhh, someone will die.
Wiz: What again.
Boomstick: I said that he's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle!
Lightning Mcqueen[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdimnI4Xtc0
Wiz: We have wonder what if toys were alive or ants have personality.
Boomstick: That easy, they would take over the world, but the most important question is… what if cars were alive?
Wiz: In the world of Cars, the universe is fill with vehicles from cars to planes, and of course in the universe there a races. With the Piston Cup as the trophy for the winner.
Boomstick: But who would win it? The king, the winner of seven piston cup who want to win for his last race.
Wiz: Or would it be Chick Hicks, the runner-up who is always lose to The King.
Boomstick: But the movie is not about them, there is Lighting McQueen. The car who is speed. He is a 2006 hand-built stock racing car.
Wiz: Being sponsor by Rust-eze medicated bumper ointment, he is racing his first Piston Cup race in Nashville, Tennessee.
Boomstick: Being very cocky, he kept racing without getting new sets of tires. Man, it just like playing football all by yourself. You can't defeat entire team by yourself.
Wiz: Despite his rears blow up, he still tied with Strip Weathers and Chick Hick. When traveling to Los Angeles, he will learn a life lesson from a small town called Radiator Spring.
Boomstick: He learn that shiny Piston Cup is just empty trophy compared to the family and friends that you meet. Being a better car in the race, he give up first place to give Strip Weathers his final race.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2prXsFc4s4
Wiz: But let see how fast he can go, in Cars 3, he been shown to travel 198 Miles per hour on the tracks. Or 60 MPH in 3.2 seconds.
Boomstick: Throughout the years, he learn many things from driving backward to the famous trick from Hudson Hornet to turn right hard to turn left. Man, I always want to do that trick, but I always fall into the ditch, but someday I will do it!
Wiz: Despite, being a car, he is capable of jumping into the air?
Boomstick: What you mean by that, I see cars bouncing up and down.
Wiz: Those are Hydraulic lowrider cars. A car modified to be able to move up and down known as hopping, while the cars can bounce extremely high, the car only can jump couple of feet in the air. But, Lightning McQueen jump like if his tires were rubber ball. Also that he is a race car.
Boomstick: But, he doesn’t care. He have raced through carnages of cars to jumping off one, not getting a scratch in a demolition race, and getting seven piston cups.
Wiz: But he didn’t get all the cups by himself, he get training from the famous Hudson Hornet to Smokey in Cars 3.
Boomstick: Being a car, he can be knock off of a race from a puncture to his tires or worse get in the wreck.
Wiz: But put this racer in the corner, he will show his competitor the meaning of speed.
Lightning McQueen: Focus. Speed. I am Speed.
Herbie[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrRB8lcBlqc
Wiz: You must be wondering, who is Herbie?
Boomstick: Well it was March 13, 1969. The story started with a racer Jim Douglas who wreck his car in a crash. Like a boss!
Wiz: You’re only saying it because every time you ride a car you crash.
Boomstick: Yeah, like a master!
Wiz: Sure, well he went to town looking for his next car when a certain woman catch his eyes.
Boomstick: So, he enter the car showroom when he see the worst of the worst a person can do. A dealership owner was acting like a jerk toward the car. What he doesn’t know the car is actually alive that the car follow him home.
Wiz: But, they think Jim stole the car, so Jim take the deal to but the car on a system of monthly payments to avoid the charges.
Boomstick: Wait a minute, do they ever explain how the car is alive?
Wiz: We’ll Tennessee belived that certain inanimate objects have the heart and minds, and he even the one who named the car Herbie.
Boomstick: So, pretty much the power of friendship.
Wiz: Well when Jim discover that Herbie have incredible speed, so much that he take Herbie to race.
Boomstick: With the win, they accept a challendge to win more races so that they are able to avoid paying the payment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5akTuGUTN9Q
Wiz: Herbie, he is…
Boomstick: Wait, how you know he is a guy?
Wiz: Because he falling in love with cars with female cars.
Boomstick: But how do they… Wait a minute! Could The Love Bug be the prequel to Cars!
Wiz: What are you talking about?
Boomstick: Think about it, Herbie could be early version could evolve and destroy humanity. That explain why we see the Effie tower and many other famous landmarks!
Wiz: I thinking you taking it too far.
Boomstick: My theory float Wiz, my theory floats!
Wiz: Beside his theory, Herbie is based on 1963 Volkswagen Beetle that only known travel 60 miles per hour.
Boomstick: Not this car, Herbie have shown to travel around 120 to 155 Miles per hour. And even race Stock cars. Hey, Lightning McQueen is stock car. That mean he can travel around 200 Miles per hour. That over three times the speed.
Wiz: He have shown too float on water, do flips, and even drive upside down. Defying all laws of physics!
Boomstick: There even a time where end of the race he split in halve, but he just drive like it was normal. Maybe I should get a car like that.
Wiz: But Herbie still a car, meaning he will stop if his engine get damaged to slowing down when one of his tire pop.
Boomstick: Despite being in and out of races, the car will always have the love for speed.
0:06 - 0:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZEMj8HEen0
Pre-Death Battle[]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set to let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle[]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMQSuTwzGiE&list=PL-KKLmT_Quh4A5hqc831ETUhqIkj9gzgE&index=2
The battle take place in the biggest race of all time with many famous racers from all parts of the world join to race across different terrains to win one billion dollars and the title of best racer of all time, and everyone at the start of the race ready with only two cars left. So, inside of a trailer, we see Lightning McQueen is getting ready for his biggest race yet.
Lightning McQueen: Okay, time to shine. I am speed. Do it for your friends. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.
Mack: Hey, lightning. Are you ready.
Lightning: Oh yeah!
Then it show Lightning McQueen exiting the trailer with many adoring fans surrounding him with Lightning going to the starting light.
Announcer #1: And there is Lightning McQueen, the Piston Cup winner. People have come all over the city to see this person race in the tracks today. Many people think Lightning McQueen is going to win the race.
Mater: ( When Lightning get in the starting line.) Come up on Lighting! I know you can do it.
When Lighting McQueen stop, Herbie is seen riding from the distance with many people in uproar of celebration.
Announcer #2: And there is Herbie, he have win many races throughout the years from Brazil to France.
Announcer #1: Don’t let his appearance fool you. This racing legend have shown he can race with the big dogs.
The race is about to start when Herbie stop and with only few more minutes until the race start.
Lightning: So, you’re the famous race car that I been hearing. Well, it nice to meet you. ( Few minute of silence.) Oh, you’re the silence type of racer. Then let the racing do the talking.
The light flashes from red to yellow and finally green with all of the racers start driving to the distance that Herbie flip upward to racing with incredible speed. The first challenge is racing through the desert.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA6fpvVT4ZQ
Lighting McQueen is jumping over the dunes with speed and accuracy as he avoid the cactus that carry flags from the marker, and Herbie is catching up to Lighting when one of the racer past them.
Hawk: Eat my dust!
But without warning, Hawk accidentally rode over a mine that exploded him into multiple pieces as other racers look in horror.
Announcer #1: What the, who put traps on the tracks!
Announcer #2: Well one thing for certain. This track will test who is the best of the best.
Now knowing they’re mines on the ground, all the racers are being cations of the chance of being destroy by mines. But Lighting and Herbie just kept jumping onto each dunes when Cactus reveal missiles launchers shooting each one destroying each cars on the path where Lighting dodging every missiles that he flip over one and Herbie use one of the dunes as shield for much of the missiles. Then in the middle of the path a giant Sarlacc pop of the ground grabbing cars from the dunes, and it show Herbie flip over it to gain the lead where Lighting ride around it avoid the tentacles from move side to side. Lighting is catching up to Herbie until is drifting around the Pokeys when he was able to catch up to Herbie. And at end of the first terrain they see a giant pyramid in their way, so both cars ride on a ramp up full to speed to jump over quick sand where many other racers fall into it.
Announcer #2: They have past the first terrain. Only three more to go.
Announcer: #1: The next one is through the tunnels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPeZ1jkVTgw
The tunnel is so tight that it only have room for one with Lighting McQueen in front of the racers where blades coming from the ground which much of the racers are cut in halve to Lighting quickly turning to avoid saw blades. However, the next challenge is paths going into different directions with Lightning going to the left and Herbie going to the right, and Lighting is racing when he heard scream from many directions where a giant boulder come out of nowhere chasing him. Lightning start racing for his life make quick turns when all the paths connect seeing all the cars barley jumping over a giant pit with spikes that are impaling some unfortunate cars who didn’t have enough speed to jump over. Then Lightning take a chance by dashing quickly to bounce on another car to gain extra hight to jump over the gap. In the back of the pack Herbie make it where all the tunnels connected to seeing Lightning in first place, so Herbie book it to jump over it to catch up to Lightning Mcqueen. But, they’re little room for Herbie to move to the side; therefore, Herbie come up with idea by going to the left to get on the celling above Lightning shocking him seeing a car upside down to getting a front of him that Herbie open trunk to shoot gas at Lightning face.
Lightning: Oh, you want to play like this now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lG_UW6l8J8
Announcer #2: Now finishing the tunnels. Only two more to go. Now traveling through the swamps.
Announcer #1: And I’m telling you folks, this track was made by a maniac.
Only few cars are left in the race, and the racers must keep moving to avoid sinking into the mud below. Herbie in first place start wipping out the bugs out of his face with the windshield wiper use his side-view mirror to see Lightning Mcqueen catching up. Yet, in the distance, Herbie set off a trap to released two giant logs coming together with Herbie avoid attack from another car get squish by two giant logs.
Announcer #2: Oh man, did we see that. A car was smash like a pancake.
Announcer #1: I think I’m going to be sick.
Now the next challenge is a giant open pond was in the middle of the track where Lightning who was able to catch up make a quick turn to go around the lake, but Herbie just kept skipping over the pond with enough speed to cover halve the distance where Herbie now must “Drive” on top of water like a boat while Lightning with few racer going around the track. With other racers, giant mechanical robots of alligators jumping over out of water getting each racers. But not Lightning, he is quickly dashing around the alligators as if he know where they are coming out from to being able to be the only one to catch up to Herbie.
Announcer #1: Now it is a race between Lightning Mcqueen and Herbie to the finish line.
Announcer #2: And they’re only one more left, through the forest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEiZUUDBQ_w
The two racer must race on top of hills avoiding the trees with each other extremely closed together where they are traveling down hill to make it to the finishing line at the end by making a turn for victory, and bursting out of the hill a giant chain chomp start chasing them with trees falling down with both racer trying to avoid the falling trees until Herbie get stuck on mud with back wheels. Lightning was in first place when he here a crunching noice; however, in few seconds he see Herbie still racing and even see Herbie was driving in halve. Herbie is getting a huge lead that Herbie make it to the turn to blinding Lightning with more black oil causing him to get off the track making people look in shock as Lightning getting off the track. Herbie is making the turn almost when Lightning remember what his old mentor tell him, so Lightning turn Left so hard that he is able to turn left drifting past Herbie to give him enough distance to past Herbie and past the finish line winning the championship. Victorious, Lightning stop to do a pose and say his famous catchphrase.
Lightning Mcqueen: (Herbie step on mine to cause him explode.) Kachow!
Conclusion[]
Boomstick: Sometimes the original isn't the best. And my favorite Pixar character win. Not only if Crash have win.
Wiz: What happen to the other racers?
Boomstick: That in the past, and while both cars can travel around 200 miles per hour. Lightning have more feats to defeat Herbie.
Wiz: While Herbie have win many races. Lightning Mcqueen have been show to be trained from other famous cars winning seven Piston cups in Cars four. Racing at least eleven years.
Boomstick: Oh man, he that old. He still look fresh. And while Herbie racing throughout many years, he have retired many times that he have retired for over ten years.
Wiz: And the final nail for the coffin is that Lightning have much more mobility in the track from being able to jump over obstacles and learning how to drift to not lose speed when driving.
Boomstick: Look like the love bug is going to have another retirement.
Wiz: The winner is Lightning Mcqueen.
Next Time on Death Battle...[]
???: I love you. Ah, you set my soul on fire. It is not just a little, uh, spark. It is a flame; a big roaring flame. Ah, I can feel it now.
???: I am a predator, hear me roar! Meow.