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Quest for your LIFE!!!
~ Lana's catchphrase
Can't you save your final breath for something cooler, like a volcano??!
~ Lana trying to save her grandma

Lana Longbeard is the protagonist of the eponymous 2024 cartoon, Lana Longbeard.


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Feats and Abilities[]

  • Berserker Mode
    • Increases Lana's strength, allows her to go from struggling to to lifting a full grown woman over her head
  • Regularly fights building sized monsters alongside her family
  • Was stated to be efficient with her boomerang throw by a literal robot
  • Capable of reacting to lasers in combat

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  • Lana and Ho Ho snapped this giant slingshot
    • Average 12 yo girl height 1.55m or 5'1"
    • Slingshot 20.46 m high and 2.604 m wide
    • Length of bottom of U-shaped part 4.49 m
    • Height 0.39 m
    • Height of stick parts of the U-shaped part 1.69 m
    • Volume of stem 108.96 m^3
    • Weight 163440 kilogram
    • Volume of stick parts 9 (*2)
    • Weight 13500 kilogram (*2) = 27000 kg
    • Volume of bottom of U part 0.54 m^3
    • Weight 810 kg
    • Density of wood 1500 kilograms per cubic meter (kg/m³)
    • Weight of slingshot 191250 kg
    • Joules for pulling it down 38386284.75 /2 (because Ho Ho is helping) = 19,193,142.375 joules
    • 0.00458727112213193 Tons of TNT or Wall level (all that for a drop of blood)