| Lak's Favorite Character Battle Royale | |
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| Season 1, Episode 15 | |
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| Air date | TBA |
| Written by | LakuitaBro01.2 |
| Directed by | LakuitaBro01.2 |
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Lak's Favorite Character Battle Royale is a What-If?Death Battle by LakuitaBro01.2
Description:[]
Boy are there a lot of series! Lak can't find a good enough match up for anyone of his favorite characters so he's just going to throw them all at each other to see who wins!
Interlude:[]
Wiz: Everyone has a favorite. Favorite food, favorite song, favorite place to be, or even a favorite person. But what about a favorite fictional character?
Boomstick: Everyone has one of those, but unfortunately for some, they have a few too many.
Wiz: Bedman, the Dream World Assassin.
Boomstick: Majin Buu, the Demon of Destruction.
Wiz: Blanka, the Jungle Man.
Boomstick: Doomguy, Hell's Biggest Nightmare.
Wiz: Asura, the Destructor.
Boomstick: King K. Rool, the King of the Kremlins.
Wiz: Dusknoir, the Gripper Pokemon.
Boomstick: And Taiga Saejima, the Tiger of the Tojo. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to see who would win a Death Battle.
Bedman:[]
Wiz: Long ago, mankind was faced with an impossible predicament: ditch all technology in the world, or let unknown life manifest itself and potentially terrorize the human populace. Facing societal collapse or mass extinction, humanity took a step back and let technology go.
Boomstick: Just as society was about to collapse, a group of mages called the Apostles introduced humanity to Magic, the new standard for living. After banning technology, industry, weapons of mass destruction, and pollution, the world became more at peace.
Wiz: This new world brought many new opportunities and characters to life, with none being as eccentric as the dream world assassin: Bedman.
Boomstick: Not much is known about Bedman aside from the fact he's strapped to a bed that weighs as much as my ex-wife and that he's trying to reset the universe for his sister.
Wiz: As a toddler, Bedman mental energy levels were so intense that his physical form could not handle it.
Boomstick: So in other words, he's so big brained he needs to be asleep to keep his mental processes down. But that doesn't let his combat prowess falter. He uses his dream powers for some crazy shit!
Wiz: Bedman's bedframe is equipped with buzzsaws and a detachable boomerang head. While he can turn into a top, slam his bed on the ground, or throw his head, his signature ability is Deja Vu. He can cast a projection that repeats the moves he had just done while moving freely as well.
Boomstick: He also has the uncanny ability to teleport around his foes before their attacks can even touch him. Sticking true to his Dream World abilities, Bedman has a nightmare sheep that follows his foes and stuns them on contact, so there's that.
Wiz: But that's not all. In the Dream World, Bedman is more like Freddy Krueger in that in his own world, all he says is law. He can kill you with little difficulty, heal his wounds, or make you do whatever he wants.
Boomstick: He can also freely drag his foes into this shit whenever he pleases, and if he's ever desperate he can call upon the Absolute World. Basically it's Guilty Gear's version of dinosaur extinction on a universal scale, except Bedman's version is more centralized.
Wiz: On top of that, Bedman has resisted the effect of this literal extinction level event, granted it was only for just a couple of minutes. He still has several combat feats of note.
Boomstick: Bedman is considered a huge threat to a variety of the characters in Guilty Gear. Even after his death where his soul was controlling his bed mech, the sheer sight of him made Ramlethal and Sin Kiske panic, and he was able to fight Sol Badguy and Jack-O as well.
Wiz: Sol is superior to Justice and Jack-O is the same person as her so they should scale to her, like for example the one time Justice vaporized damn near the entirety of Japan down to the sea floor, a feat that would destroy a planet larger than the Earth itself.
Boomstick: Both Jack-O and Justice also have speeds reaching 30 trillion times the speed of light, so the fact that Bedman could react to Jack-O, the faster one of the two, is insane. Hell, the most dangerous part about him is his ability to cause an Absolute World.
Wiz: The ability to merge a higher dimension with our plane of existence is very impressive, and most characters in Guilty Gear would easily succumb to the power Bedman possesses, but the assassin has one fatal flaw.
Boomstick: The guy doesn't stop talking. Ever. Even when he's awake and about to die, he'll just yammer on until his own mental processes destroy his body. Such is the curse of Galaxybr-AIDs.
Wiz: Yet the ethereal abilities and dream world powers Bedman has at his disposal could spell doom for all those he faces.
Majin Buu:[]
Wiz: Since time immemorial of Universe 7's history, a long cycle of destruction and hibernation threatened to rip it asunder. One creature known as Majin Buu would awaken in a fit of rage and begin to destroy everything in his path with no hope of survival.
Boomstick: So when the evil wizard Bibidi decided he wanted to control the angry wad of gum and woke him up early, it surprisingly went better than you could expect. Buu hardly respected Bibidi, much less had the concept of respect, but was thrilled he could continue to destroy. He basically did Beerus' job for him!
Wiz: Buu would go on to kill several of the universe's kais before going for Shin himself. But before he could do any damage to him, the Grand Supreme Kai jumped in to defend him, but alas couldn't kill him due to the Majin's regeneration. so Buu absorbed him and turned into Innocent Buu, a more gentle natured and less explosive Buu.
Boomstick: Seizing this opportunity, Bibidi sealed Buu in a ball and then died by Shin's hand. Pretty anticlimactic, but who's to judge? Buu would then be trapped i nthe ball for 5 million years until Bibidi's son, Babidi- Christ. Bibidi had Babidi to control Buu.
Wiz: We already went over this.
Boomstick: Doesn't mean it's any less stupid!
Wiz: Control yourself Boomstick. Buu was soon awakened after by Babidi and his reign of destruction continued, eventually leading to a literal series of events until the only Buu left was the Good Buu.
Boomstick: Ah, the jolly pink gumball he is! The big wad of fun was so dangerous because most of the time his malleable body would just absorb the shock of blows and do nothing to him. While energy based attacks would do better to harm him as it tears his body apart, he HAS healed from such attacks in the past.
Wiz: While Buu doesn't have much of a fighting style in his Innocent form, he's still very adept at a brawler style and energy blasts, along with using his own body as a weapon. He can let loose a massive explosion in anger, turn others into chocolate and other assorted candies, tear a piece of his stomach off and use it as a weapon, and even recreate some techniques he's seen like the kamehameha.
Boomstick: Despite having enough power to contend with Super Saiyan 3 Goku and Gotenks, Buu's greatest weakness was his emotional attachments to those around him. Namely his childlike anger. He once got so angry he split into the more common;y known Good Buu and the lesser known Evil Buu.
Wiz: Good Buu has the same abilities and attributes as Innocent Buu with little to nothing changing in his appearance. Evil Buu is a bit of a cut above Innocent Buu power wise and his energy attacks take on more of a sinister red energy. Evil Buu was never really considered a fully fleshed out transformation, but rather he serves to be a catalyst for what was to come.
Boomstick: Upon turning Good Buu into chocolate and eating him, the two reformed with Evil Buu being the more dominant personality. This time, Buu had become the legendary Super Buu. Super Buu's capabilities are greatly increased, especially as he now has the ability to swallow people whole and absorb their powers for himself. So not only is he smarter, stronger, and faster, but he's fully become one with the Blob.
Wiz: Super Buu gains more attacks like the Human Extinction Attack, the Special Beam Cannon, the Galactic Donut, and an even better Transfiguration Beam. He even gains the ability to breach dimensions with the vice shout, a shout so angry that it literally rips open holes in dimensional prisons.
Boomstick: But once separated again from Good Buu, Super devolved into his original form: Kid Buu. While this form is weaker, the sheer brutality and destructive techniques he has blow any other out of the water. He can extend his limbs like there's no tomorrow, throw himself around like an out of control bowling ball, and summon as massive ball of energy to pop the planet like a pimple!
Wiz: Kid Buu was strong enough to completely trounce Good Buu in combat, beat Vegeta, and go toe to toe with Goku, who needed the energy of everyone on Earth to help overpower him with the Spirit Bomb.
Boomstick: While it's an easy accomplishment to make a fool out of Vegeta, this all means that his absolute peak as Kid Buu means he can move at around at LEAST a thousand times faster than light.
Wiz: Buu spent many years destroying planets over and over so it's reasonable assume that he COULD be able to destroy entire solar systems, and since Perfect Cell's Solar Kamehameha was going to destroy the entire solar system and young Super Saiyan 2 Gohan matched him, it should be reasonable to say Buu is far above him.
Boomstick: Dragon Ball scaling out of the way, Buu's anger, brutality, malleability, absorption, and regeneration means that anybody caught in his path should be very afraid of what he's capable of.
Blanka:[]
Wiz: Brazil is a massive country full of brightly colored wildlife and possibly hundreds of indigenous colonies of natives with many bright cities and attractions of the seaboard. However the rainforest is vastly undiscovered territory, so there's no telling exactly what dangers lay in wait for us to discover.
Boomstick: The high canopies of the trees hide so many things, including plane crashes! One such crash left hardly any survivors, but they were lucky enough to find their way back to civilization, but one survivor could be considered unlucky: Jimmy.
Wiz: Being known as just "Jimmy", the baby who survived had a run in with electric eels, mutating him in... some way... and giving him the ability to produce electricity from his body as well as turn his skin green.
Boomstick: For years Jimmy roamed the rainforest, his sheer strength and electrical powers earned him the top spot as the apex predator the fucking rainforest. At some point Jimmy ran into Dan Hibiki and saved his life and carried on with his life. It should be worth mentioning that Jimmy never knew his own name until later in life so he was going by Blanka for some reason.
Wiz: Eventually Blanka had found an unattended truck with melons on the back of it. Understandably very hungry and tired, Blanka hid in the truck and began to eat, but this would cause him to unwittingly be taken into civilization for the first time.
Boomstick: Here, in civilization, Blanka would learn that he loved beating the shit out of people in the street and eventually found his mother by doing so on live TV. Okay that sounds bad, she saw him kicking the shit out of people on live TV and recognized the anklets he was wearing.
Wiz: Due to the sheer luck Blanka had, not only had he been reunited with his mother, but he had become one of the world warriors and, after exploiting marketable plushies, became an icon for the children of the world.
Boomstick: Due to living in the jungle for all of his life, Blanka as a fighter can only be described as "you are holding a piece of bread in front of a pissed off and hungry monkey". He uses his long reach and nails to claw at his foes and is mildly adept at acrobatics, as a green Tarzan should be.
Wiz: As Blanka's fighting style is based off of speed and unpredictability, his wildman aesthetic really shines with his special attack: the Rolling Attack. Rather basic name aside, it helps Blanka remain unpredictable in his attacks by throwing himself forward in a cannonball.
Boomstick: He can throw himself forward, straight up, backwards, and pretty much all over the place at a power strong enough to knock around the majority of his fellow fighters! But let's not pretend that Blanka's most impressive ability is to become a human bowling ball, the man is mutated by electric eels for crying out loud.
Wiz: The electricity that runs through Blanka's body generates about 150,000 volts of electricity. While volts aren't exactly what can kill a person when it comes to electricity, it's still known that if a human is exposed to 50 volts in a closed source it CAN kill them.
Boomstick: Blanka can just force this energy out of himself on a whim through either his rolling attack OR by popping a squat and lighting himself up! His ability has gotten so extreme that he can create electrical shockwaves all around him or send electricity straight up into the sky!
Wiz: And due to living in the jungle for the majority of his life means Blanka is exceptional at using the environment to his surroundings, such as burying himself in the ground to attack from below, for example.
Boomstick: Blanka can contend with Adon, who fragmented the head of a massive buddha statue with ease, and Alex, who power bombed a clone of Ryu so hard he almost leveled an entire building! He's also fast enough to keep up with both of them too!
Wiz: Another fighter slightly above Blanka's league named Sagat was able to clear a hundred meter distance faster than the eye can see, a speed that reached mach 25. Due to Blanka being considered a faster fighter, it'd be safe to assume he could move around the same speed, if not maybe a little less.
Boomstick: Bear Grylls eat your heart out, Blanka the Green Eel-Monkey Man's electricity and feral tactics would give any man a run for his money.
Doomguy:[]
Wiz: Millennia ago the forces of Hell opened up on Mars, leading an attack on humanity from inside the planet itself. A lone marine known as the Doomguy quickly picked up arms and began to kill any demon he laid his eyes on, even going as far as venturing into hell itself to stop their invasion.
Boomstick: Lord knows how many times he did this but it got to the point he locked himself in hell just to murder demons for an eternity. Somewhere along the line the demons transported him to the land known as Argent D'Nur where was effectively an angry crack head that spoke in mumbles. Entertained by this guy, the High Priests had him fight for his freedom.
Wiz: Doomguy had fought many battles for Argent D'Nur and eventually earned the respect of the Night Sentinels, the civilization's finest warriors and eventually joined them as they squashed every invasion from Hell. Though eventually there was a demon too strong for Doomguy, but luckily for him one of the Maykrs had a back up plan.
Boomstick: Which was to juice up the already batshit crazy anti-demon maniac. Being granted insane strength and speed, Doomguy took down a literal TITAN called the Dreadnought. This earned him his new title: The Doom Slayer.
Wiz: But this victory wasn't too long lived. The discovery of Argent Energy in Hell gave the denizens of Argent D'Nur a new take on Hell; a possible alliance. In order to make sure the Doom Slayer didn't hunt them down, they sent him and the Night Sentinel into Hell and trapped them there, eventually leading to the Slayer' imprisonment.
Boomstick: Doom Slayer was rightfully pissed after he woke up and proceeded to rip and tear across planets and dimensions, ultimately culminating in fighting the creator of the multiverse himself: Satan, who happens to be Doom Slayer's dad.
Wiz: At least someone could find their dad.
Boomstick: Hey! He's out there... somewhere. Anyway, being the anti-christ but beneficial for humanity comes with its perks like getting a sick ass suit! It provides armor and protection from intense heat and has a sick ass serrated knife on the left arm; perfect for stabbing demons in the eye!
Wiz: But the suit isn't all the Doom Slayer has in his arsenal, just say hello to his massive array of firearms. His most basic weapon is the UAC EMG Sidearm, and two shotguns, the first being a DS-117 Shotgun and the other being the fabled Super Shotgun, a double barreled shot gun that can pierce foes.
Boomstick: It's soooo amazing... Ehmph, he also has a Gauss Cannon and Plasma Rifle, a Minigun and a Heavy Assault Rifle, a badass Rocket Launcher, frag grenades, ice grenades, Siphon Grenades, boots that let him jump again mid air, a massive suped up gravity hammer called the Sentinel Hammer, and he also has a fucking Chainsaw!
Wiz: But the Doom Slayer's strongest weapon by far is his BFG 9000, anything that's not a Cyber Demon, Guardian, or Spider Mastermind will go down in one blast of this beautiful work of science.
Boomstick: All I need to ear is that it blows shit up.
Wiz: The Doom Slayer can also use four power ups, the first being Haste which boosts his speed, the second being Invulnerability which makes him immune to damage for a short time, the third is Quad Damage which does what you'd expect, and the last is Berserk, which disables Doom Slayer's weapons, but will one shot everything with his fists.
Boomstick: The Slayer's used the Berserk power up so much that he stays sane during the duration of it, normally anyone who touches it will go crazy and die, but not this guy, he does some crazy shit. For example, taking down a demon literally the size of a skyscraper, if not taller!!
Wiz: According to the writings of demon's called The Slayer's Testament, the Doom Slayer was capable of taking down the strongest demon alive: The Titan.
Boomstick: So get this, it's skull alone is the size of a building, and a Cacodemon is smaller than it's eye! And the Slayer did this all by himself!
Wiz: Doom Slayer's durability with the suit as well is outstanding, recall earlier that a 2 megakelvin cutting laser didn't even put a scratch on it; the heat from that laser would be enough to melt several city blocks near instantly.
Boomstick: And as for the Doom Slayer's speed he's capable of outrunning machine gun fire, generated electricity, ACTUAL lightning, and even meteors as well! The Maykrs themselves were able to cross creation itself, a literal infinite expanse, with their wings, and he's matched Samuel with his wings as well.
Wiz: He is still the military tactician from the previous games, and now with centuries of knowledge on killing demons, he is by far the most dangerous thing to encounter.
Boomstick: Yet the most impressive thing about the Slayer is his connection to daddy dearest. Davoth is the one who created Hell, a plane of existence that transcends time, space, and dimensions along with the entire multiverse which has been described as infinite several times. And Doom Slayer KILLED him with little damage to himself.
Wiz: With the sheer power he possesses, the Doom Slayer could destroy entire legions of demons with ease, and the same could possibly be said for his competition.
Asura:[]
Wiz: 870,012,500 years ago, a great society of gods and demigods lived, fighting against the Gohma, an entity known to wipe out entire planets. In the midst of all this was a demigod named Asura who trained with his friend Vasha under a stronger demigod named Augus.
Boomstick: Asura was married to a woman named Durga, and with her, had a daughter named Mithra. Asura was approached by three others, Wyzen, Sergei, and Kalrow, to join Deus's cause: the Great Rebirth. He declined.
Wiz: Soon after, Mithra was appointed high priestess and was now involved in the war, in which Asura was pissed about and rightfully so. After the battle, Asura was framed by the Seven Deities, the group Deus leads, in the killing of Emperor Strada.
Boomstick: So Deus-bag was able to strip Asura of his powers and sent him into Naraka, their after life. Flash forwards 12,000 years and Asura comes back and kills Wyzen, just for him to die again and come back 500 years later. Guy's like a Kenny on steroids.
Wiz: Asura is a master at fighting, slugging punches left and right to kill his enemies. He's even shown to be able to defeat people who are generally better fighters, such as Augus, Deus, and even Chakravartin, god himself.
Boomstick: Don't forget about Ryu and Akuma from Street Fighter.
Wiz: Those... Those aren't canon.
Boomstick: It's canon to me, Wiz. It's canon to me.
Wiz: They aren't even his greatest shows of strength or rage.
Boomstick: Asura's always fucking pissed though, so maybe the reason why he wins those fights is because he doesn't give a shit about getting hit since he barely recoils from their punches.
Wiz: Aside from the slug a punch technique, Asura has been shown able to adapt to several situations quickly. Aside from being a master at combat, Asura, being one of the Eight Guardian Generals, has access to Mantra; a metaphysical energy that everyone shares, however he can harness his in combat: Wrath.
Boomstick: After being fitted with a little thing called the Mantra Reactor, Asura can use the seven other types of Mantra in his attacks... but we'll get to those details later. Asura can put the Mantra into physical form, able to shoot it out as energy blasts.
Wiz: Using his Mantra, Asura can access several forms; all through concentrated Mantra use. His usual form is the Vajra form, the one he starts off any fight with. Using the power of concentrated Mantra, Asura can use Unlimited Mode, where Asura is invulnerable to damage hits harder, and gains unlimited stamina. In game it lasts a few seconds, but against Chakravartin and Yasha, he's shown to use it the whole battle in cutscene.
Boomstick: Each form grants Asura a power boost, 6-Armed Vajra, Mantra Asura, 6-Armed Mantra Asura, and finally: Asura the Destructor, even though the last two are just the same thing. Each of these forms are similar, sans the power boosts and extra arms, but Destructor Asura is the scariest.
Wiz: Asura the Destructor is a force to be reckoned with. In this form, Asura grows larger than a planet, and you can bet his strength gets boosted way higher then it was before. However the one problem is that it requires a lot of Mantra to activate...
Boomstick: ...which is why Asura has 8 sources of power that grow as time goes on, so he can still access it! In Destructor form, Asura was able to take down Chakravartin's normal form, which was the size of several solar systems, if not an entire galaxy!
Wiz: This is where things get interesting with Chakravartin. He created Naraka, which is infinite in size and it's implied he created the universe as well, but the god's greatest feat of strength is creating a moon roughly 2500 lightyears in diameter.
Boomstick: A celestial object like this should not be able to exist, but it does, and the gravitational energy it would give off is equivalent to an entire universe! And Asura destroyed it in a single punch too!
Wiz: On top of that, Asura was able to dodge lasers coming from the giant statue form of Chakravartin, which was sitting in the middle of the galaxy. Judging the distance between the two and the timeframe of them getting there, Asura would have to be traveling at over 14 trillion times the speed of light. And this isn't even his final form.
Boomstick: Final form Asura is just his normal form the angrier. He matched and beat ol' Chalky's creator form, which should be far superior to his massive golden form!
Wiz: However it can't be said as to how much stronger, just that he's further above it.
Boomstick: The sheer power, tenacity, and love for his daughter may let the Destructor to get through his fierce competition.
King K. Rool:[]
Wiz: Donkey Kong Island is a vibrant ecosystem full of many creatures who seem to enjoy each other's company. Donkey Kong's family seem to be the most intelligent of the creatures living on the island, but all that would change the day their banana hoard disappeared.
Boomstick: The Kremlins, which sounds vaguely familiar, are a species of crocodiles and alligators that go island to island stealing food from the local populations and claim them as their own, which ALSO sounds familiar.
Wiz: Well, Boomstick, the kremlin is a word for the Russian communist government.
Boomstick: Well go figure, Nintendo! You made a species of crocodilians based off of communists while their leader is the typical British person. Rotund, green skinned, messed up teeth, and a funny voice!
Wiz: Time and time again Donkey Kong and his family would go to great lengths to save their precious banana hoard from the clutches of the Kremlin King: King K. Rool.
Boomstick: The guy goes from king of the Kremlins to the pirate captain of the Kremlins to just a mad scientist. The guy's smart but the names he creates for himself are paper thin. Baron K. Roolenstein? Who did they make this guy for?
Wiz: Kids.
Boomstick: Well they should cater to wider audiences!
Wiz: King K. Rool is a ferocious beast. Being able to rival Donkey Kong's sheer strength is no easy feat, and King K. Rool usually stands above the ape both figuratively and literally. He's twice the height of DK on a good day.
Boomstick: K. Rool is about 16 feet tall and is 300 pounds of sheer muscle! And you KNOW he moonlights as a boxer in his own kingdom! Hey Wiz, you think he'd need his own weight class? Something like Galleon class?
Wiz: Probably. Speaking of galleons, K. Rool has a wide variety of tool kits, starting from his crown which can act as a boomerang or his belly armor that acts as a shield for his underside.
Boomstick: He's used blunderbusses that function both as the actual gun and as a vacuum that spits out freezing gas, and has a jet pack that allows him to take to the skies and shoot lightning at his foes.
Wiz: Yet K. Rool's most dangerous item at his disposal is the Crystal Banana. With it, K Rool becomes a massive kaiju sized Kremlin with the ability to summon meteors, breathe fire, spit out mines, and even change the weather!
Boomstick: Usually he can just sit in this powered up state for as long as he needs to and it doesn't seem to put a damper on his genius level intellect. For such a gross looking croc, he sure as hell is smart!
Wiz: Yet he's not smart enough to realize he can't quite beat the Kongs as they have the drive to protect themselves. Needless to say, K. Rool IS stronger then the entire Kong family by a hefty margin. He's stronger than Chunky Kong, who's stronger than Donkey Kong who once punched the moon out of orbit onto Kong Island.
Boomstick: While the moon is smaller than our moon, the sheer force put into DK's punch in order to send the moon into Earth at MACH 142 would require 7 TERATONS of TNT, enough energy to destroy an entire country!
Wiz: Since DK was able to move the moon at that speed, he should logically scale in terms of speed as well. This would match up with various other feats of the other Kongs dodging cloud to ground lightning or DK's own fists catching fire as he attacks.
Boomstick: With the sheer brains K Rool has and the drive for bananas he may have what it takes to destroy his competition easily.
Dusknoir:[]
Wiz: The Ghost type Pokemon reign as the scariest Pokemon to roam the Earth. With many serving to steal souls, scare children, drift through walls, and even all three at once sometimes, the Duskull line exists as a gateway to the Pokemon World's Spirit World itself.
Boomstick: Like a chihuahua dressed as a grim reaper, Duskull is an aggressive hunter that will not stop at nothing to claim its target. That is, of course with the exception of daybreak. Given enough time, Duskull will evolve into Dusclops, the nightmare edition of vore turned sentient.
Wiz: Dusclops is essentially a walking black hole that leads to who knows where. When it's traded while holding a Reaper Cloth though it turns into the massive and dreaded Dusknoir. Acting as a sort of ferryman, Dusknoir brings souls to and from the Spirit World as if its the species job.
Boomstick: Or it can be a world renowned explorer as is the topical Dusknoir of today's episode! Hailing from lands unknown, Dusknoir is a very popular Pokemon among his peers and has a drive to do good and save the world from evil.
Wiz: But Dusknoir's dark secret is that he hails from the future where the world has become frozen in time and he played a major hand in that coming to fruition under the command of his boss Dialga. Yes. THE Dialga.
Boomstick: Rightfully being afraid that Dialga would erase him from existence due to his newfound God IBS, Dusknoir went back in time to catch Grovyle, a noble Pokemon who was just trying to save the world and was framed as a criminal.
Wiz: Eventually being defeated, Dusknoir would join forces with Grovyle and friends to take down Dialga itself. A fight that definitely turned out in his favor as he got to live on as his own being.
Boomstick: The powers of the Gripper Pokemon really match the grim reaper aesthetic he has going on. In Mystery Dungeon he's shown able to absorb souls just by showing people his belly button, go back and forth between dimensions, can possess empty bodies, and can disable his foes abilities.
Wiz: But he should realistically possess the rest of the abilities the average Dusknoir has, such as the abilities of its previous evolutions like intangibility, invisibility, and the ability to manipulate one's mind. None of this includes the moves Dusknoir can use as well, which ranges from stat amping and stat reducing to power nullifying.
Boomstick: Speaking of moves, Dusknoir has a plethora at its disposal. It can melt into the shadows with Shadow Sneak, box with Shaodw, Fire, Ice, and Thunder Punch, and return the pain right back with Payback! For fighting at a distance, it can use Shadow Ball or Future Sight to really hurt them later.
Wiz: Dusknoir can also nullify his foe's abilities with Disable, make them dizzy with Confuse Ray, burn them with Will O' Wisp, and potentially take whoever it chooses down with it with Destiny Bond. Dusknoir is a truly balanced fighter with many abilities at its disposal, and the power it possesses is incredible as well.
Boomstick: The average third stage Pokemon should be comparable to Charizard and Tyranitar, both of which can wreck mountains themselves. But this darkened Ghostbusters logo? He's a bit above the average Dusknoir.
Wiz: Dusknoir is comparable to Grovyle and fought alongside him and Celebi against Primal Dialga. While Primal Dialga is stated to be weaker than normal Dialga, he was still considered a threat to the Lake Trio, the three of which played key roles in shaping the very multiverse itself. Grovyle fought each one and won.
Boomstick: So being comparable to the top tier legendaries means he should scale to their speed as well, which is possibly INFINITE! How does infinite speed work you might ask? Well, basically it's just going as fast as you like.
Wiz: But with the deceptive cunning and massive ability set he has, Dusknoir could very well ferry his foes into the after life.
Taiga Saejima:[]
Wiz: The Yakuza criminal underworld is a very unforgiving business. Hundreds of families and dozens of clans run wild in the streets of the major cities of Japan with many turning towards this life of crime due to financial woes or the hardships of life.
Boomstick: Or sometimes they pick fights with the head of a family, lose, and then get an offer to join them. Like a sort of fucked up participation trophy.
Wiz: One such man was Taiga Saejima. Aspiring to be a school teacher from the time he was a child, his mother died when he was 12 years old and left him and his sister living with their distant relatives. He eventually took his sister and left to live on their own, barely scraping to get by.
Boomstick: And if life wasn't hard enough, his sister Yasuko needed a kidney transplant with the only viable donor being estranged step-daddy dearest; a low-ranking member of the Yakuza. So like any older brother, Saejima traveled to Osaka to try and convince him to hand over the kidney for his daughter.
Wiz: While he did feel for his daughter and wanted to help her, he also loved money more and wanted to be paid for his kidney. This lead Saejima to eventually join the Sasai Family and lead to the fateful day in April, 1985 where Saejima's legend would be cemented in Tojo history.
Boomstick: Tasked with killing 18 members of a rival clan, Saejima carried it out on his lonesome and earned the nickname "18 Counts Saejima". Pretty fuckin badass right? Well that would hang over Saejima's head for the next 25 years as he awaited the day the death penalty promised to him to come. But like a father who went to grab milk, it never came.
Wiz: Saejima would then break out of prison and find his way back to the Tojo after hearing that Majima was still alive and rise to the top of the Tojo clan as the head of his own family, now known as "The Tiger of Tojo".
Boomstick: Being the Tiger of Tojo, Saejima's strength is only rivaled by his fellow legends skill and tenacity. Being an all out brawler, Saejima puts force behind every one of his hits. Enough force to make a grown man bounce off of the ground!
Wiz: Through a combination of wrestling moves and brute force, Saejima tends to just plow through his opponents like a freight train. Double backhands, rush combinations, hammerfists, flying knees, and more are a part of his techniques, and it's near impossible to make him flinch.
Boomstick: One time, after escaping prison for the second time, Saejima went into the wilderness armed with a shotgun and ended up beating the shit out of a bear the size of a frickin house with his bare hands. Not as impressive as Mama Boomstick wrestling that yacht-sized gator into submission though.
Wiz: Shockingly that's not even Saejima's most impressive feats of strength. He's stalemated a car moving towards him at nearly 60 miles per hour and matched Kazuma Kiryu in combat. Now those two examples sound like they don't belong together, but let me assure you that they do.
Boomstick: Kiryu is a monster in his own right. He's survived strikes from Majima who bust a hole in a floor made of concrete and reinforced steel! This would require a force of 0.33 tons of TNT, and he did this after getting shot in the stomach only a few hours prior!
Wiz: Kiryu himself would also go on to survive an explosion several days later than destroyed the uppermost floors of the Millennium Tower and come out completely unscathed. Even though Kiryu wasn't at the epicenter of the explosion, he was close enough for any major damage to have happened to him. This would mean Kiryu survived an explosion worth 0.1 tons of TNT.
Boomstick: Saejima does have his own feat of strength we can put a number to as well. He was able to very casually break boulders of granite with his bare hands, which sounds fuckin bad ass but it comes up just barely weaker than the explosion Kiryu survived. However, Saejima did this after getting tortured in prison, fighting his way out, swam all the way to Kiryu's orphanage while fighting turbulent waves, FOUGHT Kiryu to a stand still, was declared severely malnourished by a doctor, and flew to Tokyo all without properly tending to his wounds!
Wiz: So needless to say, Saejima is one of the toughest characters in the story of Yakuza. He should also be similar in speed to the others as well, who can dodge bullets at point blank range and catch missiles with their bare hands. In fact, both Kiryu and Majima both have speed feats hitting Mach 9!
Boomstick: Now we understand that we keep bringing up Majima and Kiryu, but the Yakuza series is all about brotherhood. While Majima is considered physically weaker than the other two, Kiryu and Saejima always find a stalemate. Whether it be the Japanese mythology of Tigers and Dragons being equals or Kiryu being more skilled and Saejima being stronger to compensate, it's to say they're all comparable to each other.
Wiz: All Saejima has endured was to see his dear family again, and he could surely endure a lot more to see them once again.
Death Battle:[]
A white void
Nothing existed in this dimension. As far as the eye can see it was a white so pure that staring out into it made you feel as though you've stared into the sun, or maybe it made you think you'd gone to heaven. It was as if the sky would open up and reveal the pearly gates themselves. After a few moments the sky did eventually open up, but not to reveal some friendly old man, or worse a cosmic horror, but to a blue sky that slowly developed downwards to create an amalgamation of forests, cities, jungles, fields, and some rather... hellish imagery. Maybe it wasn't heaven after all.
The first thing to finish forming was the city. Clearly it was based off of Tokyo or any similar Japanese city with bright lights and neon signs printed in Japanese on every building, but unlike those cities the streets were dead silent. Not a person, not a car, not even a mouse stirred on any street corner. The same thing occurred with the jungle that sprouted next to and overlapped the city. For something as lush as what looked like an Amazonian rainforest, there was no sound that indicated life anywhere in the jungle. Hell, there wasn't even a breeze rustling the trees!
After that several plains with different coloring and environmental structure appeared, all with no signs of life coming from them either. Another jungle formed, and next to it a wasteland of fire and brimstone appeared, which was actually shooting plumes of lava and magma everywhere. The final area to form was that of what appeared to be a high tech Buddhist city with a giant statue floating in space.
Since everything was now formed, 8 bright lights appeared in the middle area connecting the 8 different environments summoned to this world. 8 different men appeared from these lights, all looking rather beat up from whatever fight they may have just been in.
There was Taiga Saejima whos body was heavily bruised, as if he had received numerous kicks to the head by a muay thai fighter.
Bedman, who was sitting up wide awake on his bed, staring at the other men surrounding him.
Blanka, whose right shoulder was half dissolved by acid.
The Doomguy, who had heavy dents in his praetor armor from what appeared to be sword swings.
Asura, who had a hole burned in his chest by a red plasma-looking substance.
Dusknoir, the only one who hardly looked damaged but had a few scuff marks on his body.
King K Rool, whose belly armor looked barely pierced by some sharp object.
And finally, Majin Buu... who looked completely okay.
The 8 men looked at each other in confusion before another white light healed them all of their wounds, and funnily enough just put Bedman back to sleep. His mech awakened, confusing the already confused men even more.
After several moments of awkward silence, Saejima spoke up.
"...You guys get pulled away from a fight too?"
Asura gritted his teeth in anger. "I had just won mine. I was going to save my daughter! Who did this!"
"Truly this is a mystery, dear gentlemen! Judging from the combining of these environments around us, I'd say some sort of paradoxical time displacement occurred, or, well if I had to put it into simpler terms, we were taken from our battles and brought here for some purpose, no?" Bedman monologued.
Dusknoir chuckled. "Oh my! Well, I had business to attend to so I must be going! Ciao!"
The Gripper Pokemon disappeared into the Spirit realm, and a few moments later appeared right back where he started, startling him clearly.
Blanka's eyes widened and he stammered "H-How did you disappear! Are you a ghost?"
But Dusknoir, hardly containing his anger, could only help to be puzzled by the blatant disregard for the functionality of his powers. Bedman didn't say anything, but he theorized the same may be for him.
King K. Rool laughed loudly. "I'm no rocket scientist, gentlemen! But perhaps this space is our new reality?"
Just then, a bright light shined from far above, then followed a booming voice that surrounded the soon to be foes.
I HAVE PULLED YOU FROM THE MOMENTS OF VICTORY AND DEATH TO COMPETE IN A FREE FOR ALL FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT.
The voice rattled each man as they all looked up in unison.
FIGHT TO THE DEATH. THE VICTOR GETS TO GO HOME.
Final Destination - Super Smash Bros. Brawl
The 8 fighters looked back at each other. Buu's grin widened as his eyes focused on the Doomslayer, who already began to march towards Dusknoir with murderous intent. Blanka and Saejima locked eyes for a brief second, both not wanting to fight but understanding they'd have to if they wanted to make it back home to their friends. Bedman stayed back and watched as King K Rool and Asura charged towards each other as well.
As the voice said, only one was going to make it out alive.
FIGHT!
Doomslayer flung himself towards the Gripper Pokemon at a breakneck pace that shook the other fighters to their core, but Dusknoir phased through the floor to avoid the attack and appeared further back towards the tree line of one of the jungles. He fired a Shadow Ball at the Doomslayer, hitting him square in the back and making the marine crash into Buu. The Majin's stomach absorbed the impact and when it quickly reformed sent the unfortunate victim of that face down in the dirt. He punched the ground, shaking the entire battlefield and turned towards Buu, who danced back and forth sticking his tongue out at the armored demonic juggernaut.
Meanwhile, King K. Rool was already using his jetpack to out maneuver Asura's ground based fighting. The demigod screamed as energy after energy blast was fired, but he couldn't quite hit the slippery bastard. Their surroundings echoed as K. Rool's blunderbuss rang out shot after shot at Asura, who deflected each cannonball-sized bullet with his fists and knocked one right back at the King. The vacuum effect of the blunderbuss kicked in and the cannonball went right back into the cannon, just for it to get fired out at an even faster pace, catching Asura in the chest and blasting him against a wall.
Buu flew around the Doomslayer firing ki blast after ki blast with none doing too much damage and rather just serving to annoy him even more. The Super Shotgun found itself in the Slayer's hands and the hook launched itself towards Buu, embedding itself into the Majin's gooey flesh. Without a second to react, Buu was reeled in and blasted apart by the gun, but he quickly reformed himself and grabbed the Slayer by the throat and bashed his head in with his fist. Each hit resulted in a heavy thwack that created a shockwave that spread across the city they found themselves fighting in, yet once again the Slayer hardly found himself hurt. Instead, he popped out his wrist knife and severed Buu's hand and punted the wad of bubblegum away.
"Buu thinks you stupid!" the demon yelled as the hand of Buu morphed into a blob that firmly attached itself to the Slayer's visor.
He tried to pry it off of his face but the blob continued to envelop him. Buu's laughter rang in his ears until the fleshy mass drowned it out leaving nothing but a slight sense of tinnitus as Buu attempted to choke the air out of him. Watching from not too far away was Bedman who smirked at the Slayer's predicament, but at the same time he could see a potential alliance with the roided up space marine. In a flash, the buzzsaws of the mech sliced into Buu's flesh, allowing Doomslayer to dig his hands in and peel him off of his head.
Buu, angry, turned towards Bedman with murderous intent, but the bed ridden genius teleported out of his way and grabbed the Doomslayer before teleporting the two of them away once more.
"Doomslayer, was it? My I'd say you and I have the best chances of winning this little competition held by the man in the sky. What if we put my brains and your brawn together to destroy the rest of these dolts? Of course we would have to kill each other at the end but at least it would be a fair one on o-"
WHAM!
Bedman's mech, and Bedman along with it, was launched across the battlefield into a rock face, sprawling the entire body on the rocky surface. Doomslayer turned back towards the direction of Majin Buu and discovered that he was missing, and rather turned his eyes towards Asura and K. Rool. Understandably upset that his idea didn't work, Bedman resumed watching the fighting continue from afar, trying to spot the next best "target" for him to manipulate. He did notice something strange though, everyone was accounted for except for Dusknoir.
"You think you can just observe from afar?"
Bedman spun around as Dusknoir phased through the rock face while making a 'tsk noise and began to charge a point blank Shadow Ball in his face. Back at Asura and K. Rool, however, the demigod had kept dodging the cannonballs that damn croc was raining down on him and there was seemingly a never ending amount. Asura kicked himself off of the ground head on into a cannonball and knocked it right back at the propeller blades of K. Rool's jet pack, disarming it, and then he tackled the crocodile to the ground, wailing on his face over and over.
"Oh you devilish cur!" the crocodile yelled as he double hand clapped Asura's head, stunning him, and then bit down on his arm, tossing him directly into the path of the Doomslayer, who punted him back into K. Rool. The two found themselves dogpiled on each other as the Doomslayer approached, cocking his shotgun.
But with all of this fighting going on between all the massively superhuman characters, one must ask.
Where have Blanka and Saejima been?
Saejima grabbed Blanka by the mane of hair on his head and chucked him across the streets of the city, but the wild ape man flipped off of the ground and skid to a stop. Both were decently battered at this point, looking much more damaged than any other fighter, but both had a menacing look of determination in their eyes. Blanka ran along the ground, building up an intense amount of electricity as he trailed along the ground. To Saejima he looked like a living lightning bolt heading his direction, but he planted both of his feet on the ground and outstretched his arms to meet his foe head on. The Blanka Ball nailed Saejima head on, but he hardly moved from his spot and delivered a double overhead slam to Blanka's back.
The electricity dispersed in an instant and the wild man was floored, but without missing a beat Blanka dug into the asphalt and disappeared, leaving Saejima standing in the middle of the street like a sitting duck. A muffled scream came from beneath him as a torrent of electricity exploded from underneath Saejima, shocking him so bad he was sent flying into a nearby shop. Blanka vaulted himself into the shop and began to search around for any sign of the Yakuza elite, but he couldn't see anything out of the ordinary. He then sat there and sniffed the air, trying to zone in on something.
"I can SMELL you!" he yelled as he ducked an incoming swing of a baseball bat. Blanka shifted his body weight onto his hands and donkey kicked his foe square in the chest, launching him against a store shelf and knocking it over. Saejima got to his feet and splintered the baseball bat, throwing the jagged, sharp pieces towards Blanka who put up his arms to protect his eyes, leaving his body wide open. The blows that then landed on Blanka's stomach felt as though an entire freight train had been put behind it; instantly bruises appeared on his green skin as he swatted the yakuza away. He clutched his stomach in pain and breathed heavily. Saejima stood up, panting, but not as nearly in bad of a shape than his foe. Blanka swallowed hard. He wanted to see Dan, he wanted to see Sakura, and he wanted to see his mother again. The emotions got to him and electricity crackled in the air all around him.
The wild man drummed on his chest while roaring in anger and slammed both fists on the ground, sending a shockwave of electricity along the ground and zapping Saejima so much that you could see his skeleton. Blanka rolled into him knocked him up against a wall before digging a claw into his stomach and tearing out a bit of flesh. Shocked in more ways than one, Saejima placed a heavy right hook to Blanka's temple and pushed him away, but seemingly overtaken by savagery, the green man had very little care about the pain and proceeded to repeatedly hit the yakuza in the head. Saejima quickly went from bruised to bloody. Powering through the pain, Saejima grabbed Blanka by the throat and began to squeeze as hard as he could.
"RRAAAGH!"
The electricity spiked once more and blasted Saejima through a wall, causing it to come crashing down on top of him. Blanka breathed heavily, clutching his throat in pain as he attempted to get more air. Underneath the rubble laid Saejima, who was barely clinging onto life. He thought about his brothers Kiryu and Majima, and thought about the passing of his dear sister, and of the family he amassed in his later years. All of these were important to him and he had to get back to them any way he could. With a surge of strength, the yakuza pushed himself up, pushing the rubble off of him. He reached over and grabbed a loose piece of concrete in his right hand and eyed Blanka.
Blanka had his back turned to Saejima the whole time and was trying to take a breather, thinking that his foe had been killed by that final blast of electricity. He was breathing normally after the death grip on his throat was released and was thinking of heading towards a new building to hide out for a bit.
"Hey! Freak!"
CLUNK!
A massive piece of concrete was thrown at the back of Blanka's head, shattering the slab on impact. Blanka fell forward and clutched his head in pain, allowing Saejima to close the distance and grab him by the back of the neck and slam his face into the window over and over again. The wild man grabbed a shard of broken glass and stuck it into the yakuza's arm causing an immense amount of bleeding to occur, yet as if he didn't care Saejima flipped Blanka around and delivered a massive straight punch to his head, knocking him into the middle of the street. The wild man got up to his feet, bleeding heavily from the mouth, and faced Saejima, who exited the store carrying a metal bat.
Nearby, King K. Rool and Asura had began to team up against Doomslayer and the trio had began to move down the street towards Blanka and Saejima inadvertently.
The wind cracked as Saejima ran forward, swinging the metal bat directly at Blanka's head, but he was able to catch the bat in his hand and electrocuted it, shocking the yakuza member once more. Powering through the electricity, the bat once again went flying towards Blanka, this time shattering the bones in his right hand as he tried to catch it again. He howled in pain as the baseball bat found itself nailing him in the head, stunning him briefly, letting Saejima deliver a powerbomb on him. Blanka reached over and dug his nails into Saejima's cheek, ripping up chunks of flesh with blood and pulled him down to the ground with him. He electrocuted him once again, slamming his fists on his head and back repeatedly, becoming almost completely animal-like in nature.
Meanwhile, rapidly approaching was Doomslayer and Asura with K Rool. The demon killer kept knocking the two of them back further and further, hardly being affected by the attacks of either of them. K Rool threw a right hook at Doomslayer, but he grabbed his fist and made an attempt to break it, but Asura launched off of the sidewalk and landed a flying haymaker to his helmet, knocking him off of his feet. He growled and recovered from the blow, grabbing the demigod by the arm and tossed him into the stomach of the crocodile.
"Who IS this guy?" K Rool yelled out.
Asura roared and launched energy blast after energy blast at the Doomslayer's visor, but he just ran right through the onslaught and fired his shotgun directly at Asura's face. Surprisingly, he hardly reacted to the shot and instead broke the shotgun in half and then grabbed his foe by the wrist, quickly spinning him around at an intense enough speed to create a mini tornado. Asura and K Rool made eye contact and nodded in unison. K Rool took out his blunderbuss and began to suck in air as Asura tossed the Doomslayer right at him, causing the demon hunter to get caught inside the blunderbuss. K Rool let out a chortle and launched the Doomslayer out of the blunderbuss and down the street.
Meanwhile, back with Blanka and Saejima, the fight kept getting bloodier and bloodier. Blanka kept electrocuting Saejima, but the pure adrenaline and brutality of the yakuza ignored the electrical shocks and kept bludgeoning his foe with the baseball hat. The angry grunts of Saejima packed enough heat to melt an iceberg, and the amount of sweat coming off of his body every time the bat met its mark could put out a house fire. Blanka grabbed a handful of sand and tossed it right into the eyes of Saejima and swept his legs and disappeared into the sewers below to escape his foe momentarily. The yakuza member got up and chucked the bat at the ground in anger, shouting to the high heavens above in frustration.
thud
At the worst possible timing, the Doomslayer crashed directly into Saejima and knocked him on his ass once more again. The marine looked at him and audibly scoffed under his helmet and turned back towards his two REAL adversaries. K Rool ran up first and tried to slap the hunter's temples, but instead he landed a heavy boot to his stomach and sent him flying onto his back. Asura tried to get a heavy punch in on the Doomslayer's head, but alas the marine caught the punch and slammed the demigod into the ground over and over again, eventually creating a large enough crater that led to the sewers below where Asura momentarily went limp.
Silently surveying his surroundings, the Slayer began to walk towards K Rool with murderous intent plastered all over his visor, but Saejima came up from behind and slammed the metal bat into the back of his head hard enough to snap his weapon. The Slayer stood there for a moment before turning around slowly to look down at the yakuza. Before he could even move, the Slayer's quickdrew his pistol and fired at his thigh, piercing the muscle and bone, and then slammed a fist into his chest. Saejima skid back a few feet and stood his ground.
Likewise, K Rool got up on his feet and put his boxing gloves on, ready to go another round with the mute giant. Blanka found his way to the top of a nearby building and looked at the that was about to start up again below him. Everyone watched each other with caution, minus the Doomslayer whose eyes were trained on K Rool, striking the crocodile king as rather odd, but his curiosity was answered almost immediately.
SEVEN FIGHTERS NOW REMAIN!
The voice echoed throughout the battlefield, breaking the attention of everyone there. Bedman and Dusknoir stopped fighting to survey the others while Buu, who was frolicking along a bunch of flowers at this point, had noticed the duo near him. K Rool looked at Asura in his hole and noted that his eyes swere closed but he was still breathing, Doomslayer's eyes were still fixed on him, Blanka was resting on the rooftop, and Saejima was still standing.
King K Rool looked to the sky. "Who died?!" he yelled out.
The Doomslayer, eyes still trained on K Rool, walked over to Saejima, who still watched him walk closer and closer. Without looking, the demon hunter placed a finger on Saejima's head and pushed him over. The member of the yakuza landed with a soft thud, having died from a combination of exhaustion, blood loss, blunt force trauma, and a ruptured appendix. Without missing a beat, Doomslayer marched right towards the kremlin king with his assault rifle pointed directly at him.
Under the Ground
In Your Belief - Asura's Wrath
The demigod laid in the sewers of the city created as a battleground for himself and the now six others, the blood of the fallen yakuza member dripping onto his face. In his current form he felt himself to be too weak to do any damage to several of the definitely stronger foes. Buu was too squishy, Bedman and Dusknoir were too slippery, and the Doomslayer was a god damned mountain of well wrapped power that he couldn't hope to overcome. Mithra was still being used as an instrument of war and he was powerless to help her since this strange dimension he was in was disconnected from his home universe. He felt as though he had failed Mithra by laying down in this hole created by the beast he could not conquer. Mithra would not be saved.
Mithra...
Mitha.
Mithra.
Asura's eyes opened. Mithra, his daughter, was in pain and was suffering second by second being used by those who betrayed him to perpetuate a war that would never end. He slowly rose to his feet, getting angrier and angrier with every movement he took towards getting out of the hole he found himself in. He put one hand on a jagged piece of rock and began to climb out, gripping the walls in a crushing grip as he ascended. His head poked out above the ground and spotted the lifeless body of Saejima, surrounded by a pool of his own blood that trickled into Asura's hole.
Back Above Ground
He pulled himself out completely and watched as Doomslayer marched towards King K Rool, whos look of pure terror told him everything he needed to know about how the king felt.
<- R2 ->
Four more arms sprouted from Asura's back, glowing white hot with heat before cooling down quickly.
"RAAAAGH!"
Doomslayer turned around and was met with the full force of three fists slamming into his face, sending him crashing through a wall just to the left of the kremlin king. K Rool looked shocked at Asura's new form and hardly budged before Asura shot him a look of anger, though it wasn't completely directed at him.
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU REPTILIAN BASTARD!"
Without saying another word, K Rool took off running towards a nearby building, the same one Blanka was in, and left Asura to square off alone with the Doomslayer, who took a few steps out of the hole created by his body which looked relatively unharmed.
Yet that fact hardly mattered to Asura as he moved forwards and frighteningly fast speeds, shocking even the Doomslayer slightly as all six fists repeatedly pummeled him over and over again, staggering him this time. The hunter attempted to grab two of the fists but the other four loosened his grip by slamming into his head over and over again, giving Doomslayer no other choice but to go on the defensive and put his guard up against this onslaught before him. Asura's battle cry shook the very air with each fist also sending off a shockwave that rattled the buildings around him with each hit. This left Doomslayer in quite the predicament, but ultimately he figured out a plan.
With a flick of his wrist, the wrist blade sliced off one of Asura's arms like butter, leaving only five more to deal with. The sudden limb severing caught Asura off guard long enough for his foe to take out the Gauss cannon and fire, blasting him across the street. Shaking the dust off of his head, Asura quickly began to fire blasts of energy in the direction of the Slayer, cracking the concrete around him. The Doomslayer walked through the attack, unfazed by it, until Asura let loose a massive blast that broke the street beneath his foe, causing him to fall in.
"Let's see how YOU like it!" he shouted as he jumped up in the air and dove right down towards the Doomslayer, connecting two of his fists to the hunter's visor and pummeling him through the Earth itself. Finding himself battered, the Slayer once again was forced to put his guard up to avoid the onslaught aimed for his face. The sudden power increase Asura had experienced still wasn't enough to keep up with him, and he was going to show the demigod that first hand. The second they breached the surface, the hunter grabbed Asura by the head and slammed him into the street, cracking the asphalt even more so than before and then tossed him up in the air, delivering a massive punch to his stomach. The demigod crashed into a nearby building, causing it to fall on top of him.
K Rool watched from the top of a nearby building, covering his face with his hands at Asura now getting his ass handed to him. He saw his 'ally' climb out of the rubble and had a bright idea. He took out his blunderbuss and fired once again, the shot echoing loudly throughout the streets of the city. Doomslayer slightly shook his head in disappointment as he looked up towards the source of the shot and made direct eye contact with K Rool as the cannonball flew towards him. The kremlin king damn near shit himself meeting his gaze, but that gaze was broken as Asura got back up, grabbed the projectile out of mid air and smashed it to pieces on the Doomslayer's head, making him fall to his hands and knees.
With Asura back in the game once again, K Rool took a moment to take a second to sit down and breathe. He had a lot of time to leave the city and hide out in the jungle where surely no one would be able to find him, but his only question was how was he going to hide his massive stature long enough to sneak into his homeland? Well, he wasn't. Already there was another fighter eyeing him up and down, and unfortunately for K Rool, the kremlin king was wearing a piece of metal while sitting in a puddle of water. He heard a growl come from around the corner, and a massive arc of electricity trailed along the ground, using the water as a conduit and electrocuting the kremlin king from where he sat.
The king yelled out in pain, but it did not catch the attention of the demigod and the demon hunter who kept going back and forth in overpowering each other. K Rool winced in pain as he rolled out of the water and stood up, a massive black smear of electrical damage to his stomach plate dampening the shininess it used to exude. He looked towards the source of his nasty shock and growled as Blanka came around the corner on all fours, snarling at the king in front of him. K Rool's angry disposition dropped as he realized who was standing in front of him.
"Ah! My fellow from another jungle! How are you doing on this rather bleak day?" he asked, trying to talk Blanka down.
"Not good... I miss my family."
K Rool shook his head in sadness. "I'm in a similar boat, friend. Perhaps we can just forget we've crossed paths? Forget how you just shocked me?"
Blanka shook his head solemnly, "I'm a warrior. I will do what I must to get what I want."
K Rool's face went from hopeful optimist to an angry determination similar to that which Blanka had on his face. The kremlin king puffed his chest out and grabbed his crown, pretending to polish it.
"Then I'm sure you will not like the results of this."
The king tossed his crown at Blanka, who dodged the attack and ran right for K Rool, but the crown came back around and hit him into the crocodile instead, who delivered a massive hook to the beast man's torso, sending him sprawling against the railing of the building. At that moment the sky opened up in a torrent of rain, pelting the two green-skinned fighters with sheets of water.
Crocodile Cacophony - Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Blanka slammed the ground and electrocuted the air itself thanks to the falling water, shocking K Rool once again. This game him enough time to close the distance and grab onto K Rool's metal plate and shock it directly, hurting the crocodile immensely. Yet, powering through it, K Rool swatted Blanka away and slammed him through the very floor beneath them, making Blanka spit up even more blood. Not having been able to completely rest from his brawl from Saejima was messing with his body and his mind, but all this did was allow for his more animalistic nature to shine through in terms of pure brutality.
Rain continued to pour down through the hole created by the two men, causing small tidbits of electricity to crackle off of Blanka's skin as if he was charging up for another burst of lightning. K Rool quickly took out his blunderbuss and froze the hole overhead, but it was too late. The floor was full of water that caught Blanka's electrical charges once again, shocking K Rool from the feet up. The wild man's claws then found themselves embedded in K Rool's arm, slicing through muscle and skin as he gripped it hard. K Rool let out a rather animalistic hiss and swatted him away, knocking him against a nearby wall.
Before Blanka could even move, K Rool grabbed him and once again shoved him through the floor, going far, far down to the main floor of the building. The kremlin king stood over his enemy, looking at him as if he were a weak and small creature, but he could only feel sympathy for him.
"You're out of your league, Blanka. Please, just leave the battle!"
Blanka's roar was ear splitting. K Rool covered his ears as a reaction, opening him up for Blanka to latch onto his stomach and deliver the worst shock yet. The pain was unbearable for K Rool, and the electricity made his muscles spasm so he couldn't do much for getting the green fuzzball off of him. A few seconds go by and suddenly something inside of K Rool snaps. No longer did he have that kingly air about him, no longer did he seem to try and keep the peace to keep his own hide out of trouble, and now both of his eyes appeared to be blood shot. The king's animalistic nature came out in full force and powered through the electricity, prying his foe off of his stomach by force.
"DIE!" he yelled in a combination of a hiss and a shout.
He slammed Blanka by the head into a wall leading to the outside and then wrapped his mouth around Blanka's midsection and bit down. The immediate pain made the beast man nearly pass out, and K Rool simply tossed him outside onto the street. The world warrior weakly crawled across the street as K Rool watched on, his foes blood dripping out of his mouth and breathing very heavily. He couldn't help but to feel bad, but at the same time he gave Blanka so many chances.
The one person who gave no chances was the Doomslayer, who while marching his way over to Asura to whoop his ass again, planted his foot firmly on top of Blanka's head and pressed down, causing brain matter and blood to spray across the pavement. The kremlin king witnessed this and grimaced at the sight, and continued to catch his breath before he dug around in his belly pocket trying to find something to snack on.
SIX FIGHTERS NOW REMAIN!
He pulled out a very familiar shape; boomerang in shape but it shined like a diamond. There was no mistaking it; this was a Crystal Banana! He couldn't believe he had forgotten he had one stowed away on his person!
Without a moment's hesitation, King K Rool devoured the Crystal Banana and grew to a gargantuan size, eclipsing anyone else who had the luxury of living up until this moment. He turned his attention to both the Doomslayer and Asura, both of which stopped fighting each other to take in what they had the displeasure of witnessing standing right before them.
Roar of Dedede - Kirby and the Forgotten Land
The kaiju sized crocodile stamped his foot on the ground, uprooting chunks of stone in the direction of the Doomslayer, sending him flying up into the air where Asura landed a heavy fist to his back, sending him flying towards the massive maw of the crocodile. K Rool attempted to bite down, but the Doomslayer, having probably been in a situation like this before, held the upper jaw in his hands and pushed against the giant croc's bite force. With one hand he fired his rocket launcher at the back of the throat before him, causing a massive explosion that blew him back out onto the streets below, catching the demigod in a flying DDT that kicked up even more dust and dirt.
Shockwaves echoed as the Doomslayer mounted Asura and beat him in the head senseless, but the King of the Kremlins scooped the hunter up in his hands and squeezed. The crocodilian hissed in amusement as an array of asteroids rained down from the skies above, parting the clouds overhead as they fell. The Doomslayer struggled to push himself free from the massive beast's grip, but he attempts were in vain as the asteroids began to pelt him just as the rain had done before. Luckily for him, the wrist blade flicked out and pierced the hide of K Rool's hand, causing him to roar out in pain and drop his tiny foe. Capitalizing on this moment, the Doomslayer dashed forwards midair and delivered his biggest punch yet to the kremlin's stomach, denting the metal piece and launching the massive beast down the street.
Asura, having witnessed this, regrew his sixth arm and grabbed the Doomslayer from behind, landing a massive suplex on his that pierced the asphalt below and put the silent giant into the sewers below. K Rool sat up and witnessed this and spat up a mine, perfectly firing it into the hole where the Doomslayer found himself and it blew up, sending an explosion of gas throughout the sewer system below. After the smoke cleared, the Doomslayer climbed out of his hole, angry at the two flies annoying him, and headed straight for Asura. Before he could get to him, however, King K. Rool had begun to breathe fire onto him, making him put his guard up to avoid being totally burnt. He soon realized that these flames weren't nearly as hot as the ones he's had to face before and slowly lowered his arms.
He began walking towards Asura once again, who could hardly see anything due to the flames and smoke coming off of the ground. The face of the Doomslayer poked out of the smoke, making the demigod go wide-eyed as he tried to jump backwards, but his foot was caught by his adversary and he was promptly slammed onto the ground, making him cough up saliva and other assorted bodily fluids. K Rool lurched forwards and grabbed at the Doomslayer, keeping an even greater death grip on the squirming demon hunter. He was able to pry his wristknife hand loose and prepared to slice, namely aiming for the tendon in the thumb to permanently damage the crocodile's grip.
"DON'T YOU DARE!"
Asura rocketed up to K Rool's hands and restrained the Doomslayer's free hand, trying to prevent him from breaking free or doing any serious damage. The demon hunter struggled against the six armed demigod as three arms pulled his arm all the way back and the other three kept his head forward, all three fighters struggling as this went on. K Rool's animalistic instincts kicked in once more and brought the Doomslayer up to his mouth, ready to take off his head, and maybe even Asura too if he wasn't careful enough.
The crocodile let out a wheezing hiss of a laugh as he opened wide for his snack, catching the attention of Asura who was now looking certain death in the face. He removed the wristblade from the Doomslayer and jumped for a nearby building, watching as his silent foe awaited death, staring into the massive maw of the Kremlin king.
But not too far away, a familiar shape was being launched at shockingly fast speeds right towards K Rool's mouth.
5 Minutes Earlier...
Does the Sheep Count the Sheep? - Guilty Gear Xrd -SIGN-
The mechanical whirring of the bed mech screeched with every movement it made, grating the ears of anyone who had the displeasure of hearing it. The massive buzzsaw swung itself towards the stomach of Dusknoir, who went intangible to phase through the attack, and fired back with a Shadow Ball, hitting the head of the mech and making it skid back a few feet. A seal appeared over the Gripper's head and the shadowy figure of the bed mech came crashing down, pinning him underneath it. Bedman laughed and towered over the pinned Pokemon, who looked up at his foe in anger.
"Oh, you good for nothing child! When I get out of here-"
"If you get out of here. I must say dear Dusknoir, your fighting style is rather predictable. You fire a ball of shadow energy at me from afar and when I get too close you go for a elementally infused punch! Surely you don't think you can match my intellect with pitiful attempts at 'fight', do you?"
The Pokemon smirked at Bedman as a Will O' Wisp embedded itself into the back of the mech. Nearly immediately Bedman felt an intense burn of hellfire strike his back. The pain was nearly unbearable, and the mech's head hard focused onto the ghost type before it.
"What did you just do to me!"
Dusknoir phased into the ground, freeing himself from the bed, and reappeared behind the mech, laughing.
"Oh, my dear friend, you left yourself wide open! Try not to be too careless."
Bedman whipped around, expecting to see Dusknoir, but alas he wasn't there. Instead, a Shadow Ball found its mark directly on the burn, making the psychic howl in pain as he fell forwards. The Pokemon slowly approached, but unbeknownst to him, another seal activated. This time a massive shadowy figure of the bed turned into a spinning saw went right towards him. The attack caught him and blasted him through a nearby rock face, obliterating the structure and scattering stone all over the grass floor of the forest.
Nearby, a high pitched sneering alerted Bedman to the presence of another fighter, but in that moment of distracting Dusknoir had raced up to him and delivered a massive fire-infused punch to the abdomen of the assassin directly. The attack singed his night gown and made the bed fly back a little bit, but Dusknoir wasn't done there as he delivered a lightning-infused punch right to the same spot. The assassin attempted to unleash another seal, but the Gripper snapped his fingers, disabling Bedman's ability to use his seals. In a moment of desperation, the mech removed its head and chucked it at Dusknoir, but he merely went intangible to avoid it.
"That's game, Bedman."
"Ah, on the contrary, Dusknoir. In you attempts to perceive what possible moves I could make, you over looked the one simple fact that I am much more unpredictable with what I can do with..."
Mid sentence the mech disappeared from Dusknoir's view. Further away in the forest, the mech appeared with its head, having used Task A' to teleport away from the danger.
"...mine."
A massive amount of black gas emanated from the bed that ultimately turned into a massive red eyed sheep that stared down Dusknoir. It took off flying towards him and he tried to avoid it, but the sheep proved to be too quick and knocked him down. He felt himself on the edge of consciousness, struggling to stay awake, and could only watch as Bedman drew closer and closer toward his prey.
"BUU WANT IN!"
The forest underbrush was torn apart as the jolly pink gumball ran into Bedman full force, allowing Dusknoir to weakly crawl away from the fight momentarily to shake off the effects of the attack. In the mean time, Bedman angrily turned to Buu, who danced back and forth, taunting the dream assassin into making a move.
And make the first move he did. The assassin's mech shot itself forward at a blinding pace, turning into a spinning saw and slamming right into Buu's fleshy stomach, making a massive indentation on his pink complexion, yet he hardly moved an inch. The saw tore into his flesh, causing chunks of it to be torn off and tossed into the forest's brush, yet the Majin merely laughed with enjoyment at what was going on. Bedman was unnerved by this response, and backed off for a second to observe Buu's regeneration. The Majin's stomach was reduced by half, and the chunks of his flesh slowly moved across the ground back towards him. The smile on his face was enough to make anyone shiver, especially as the fleshy chunks crawled up his body and re-embedded itself in his stomach cavity.
He picked his own brain to figure out a plan of attack for this gelatinous creature, but Buu didn't give him a moment to think, instead he began to rain down a hellfire of ki blasts onto the assassin who teleported out of the way of each one. Bedman teleported behind Buu and sliced his head off with the mech's chainsaw, causing it to flip up in the air, but he didn't expect the reaction he had gotten out of the Majin.
"WOOOOOO! BUU GO HIGH!"
His body moved on its own and grabbed his head out of the air, turning it into a weapon made out of his own flesh, and bashed Bedman's mech over and over with it. Naturally, he was super confused and worried about this predicament, but as he was currently being bludgeoned by the severed head of his current adversary by none other than his current adversary himself, he tried to think of any way he could get himself out of this predicament. Side stepping the next blow, Bedman sliced the flesh bat in half and teleported away, using a massive boulder for cover, taking a second to get his thoughts straight.
Buu, obviously blind due to having no eyes, fumbled around for the second half of his head. He was having so much fun with the play things the mysterious man in the sky gave him, and he would also want to fight that guy too. He reconstructed his head from the two halves and placed it on his neck, having to blink his eyes rapidly to get readjusted to the light, and then immediately began to look around the area for Bedman, growing increasingly impatient since he was seemingly no where to be seen.
"Buu's a marvelous powerhouse of unknown original yet his body is easily malleable despite me being so much weaker. I'd wager it's too early to call about the Absolute World, but should he become a much greater issue I do believe I wouldn't have much of a choice."
"BUU HEAR YOU!"
The edges of the boulder behind Bedman turned pink and then its seemingly disappeared. Shocked, Bedman turned around to see Buu skipping towards him, that same doofy, malice filled smile plastered on his chubby pink face. He stopped just in front of Bedman and bent over, somewhat struggling due to his size, and picked up a piece of chocolate shaped just like the boulder the assassin was using for cover. He quickly realized what this meant, and soon enough as Buu's head antennae began to light up pink, signaling the assassin to get the hell out of the way. He teleported as Buu fired and watched as the beam that came out turned a nearby tree into a tree-shaped wafer. Buu happily skipped over and picked up his next snack, while Bedman ran away in fear.
"There must be some way to beat this buffoon! It is too soon to use my trump cards, but my attacks hardly do any lasting damage to him!"
Bedman's mind raced as Buu once again began his search for his mechanized toy. While teleporting around the forest, he found his answer laying in a bush, struggling to stay awake: Dusknoir. Without a hesitating, the assassin removed the effects of the sheep god and the Pokemon arose from his stupor.
"Oh you brat!"
Dusknoir yelled as he prepared to attack Bedman, but the assassin dodged out of the way, the mech putting its "hands" up.
"Dusknoir! I know we've had our differences but I do believe it's in our best interest to band together for the moment to take care of a threat that requires BOTH of our attentions- oh! Get down!"
The mech grabbed Dusknoir and pulled him out of the way as another transfiguration beam struck the tree next to where the Pokemon was standing, turning it into another piece of candy. He realized what the assassin was so frantic about instantly, Buu was definitely a problem after all. The Majin, on the other hand, grew ecstatic the second his eyes landed on the ghost. he clapped his hands together like a child and jumped up and down super excited.
"BUU GET TWO TOYS!"
Dusknoir sighed and looked at Bedman. "I suppose I could help you out with this one just once."
The Majin burst forwards with tremendous speed, cracking the air behind him with a sonic boom that uprooted multiple trees behind him as he giggled like a maniac, heading straight for Bedman. The assassin dashed forwards, but teleported out of the way before Buu could land a hit. Instead, the Gripper Pokemon launched a Shadow Ball, striking him head on and blasting him backwards towards the mech, which had both saws digging into his back. For the first time in this fight Buu had let out a yelp of pain as the mech's saws got stuck in his back, unmoving. Bedman ripped one saw free and aimed Buu towards a tree and fired a spike, launching the Majin into the great oak that then proceeded to explode, splitting Buu down the middle.
Buu's body wobbled as he pushed his two halves back together, patting himself down to make sure he wasn't missing anything, and then turned back towards his two foes. He stomped on the ground in a tantrum, shaking the entire forest as his bright pink face turned hot.
"WHY NO DIE! WHY NOT LET BUU KILL YOU?!"
Surging forwards, he caught Dusknoir by the throat and pummeled him in the eye, making him put his hands up to protect himself, but the Majin began to charge up his transfiguration beam once again. Bedman noticed this and quickly sprung into action, slicing the antennae off again, interrupting the attack and hurting Buu once more, but instead of keeling over from the pain, he tossed Dusknoir into the underbrush and swiftly delivered a roundhouse kick to Bedman, causing him to be launched across the forest floor. Before Bedman could even hit an object or stop or anything, Buu took up a familiar pose with his hands clasped to his left waist, summoning energy into the small circle in his hands.
"KAMEHAMEHA!"
A bright beam rocketed across the forest towards Bedman, who would've gone wide-eyed if he could. The mech's arm pointed itself downwards and fired a spike, the resulting explosion shot him up into the air and out of the way of the kamehameha, but almost instantly Buu was up in the air behind him, striking him back down to the floor with an extended fist. The mech crashed and tumbled past Dusknoir, who had just gotten done shaking the foliage off of his body, and he saw Buu touch down and begin to run right at him, or maybe Bedman who was now behind him. Then he got a REALLY good idea. He began to slap his stomach area, trying to catch the attention of the Majin.
"Oh Buu! Yoohoo! I bet I'd make a VERY delicious candy bar!"
Buu's attention snapped towards Dusknoir as his mouth had begun to water. His antennae began to glow pink once again as a beam was fired, but Dusknoir and Bedman dodged the attack successfully, though Blanka's dead body was hit instead and turned into a watermelon sour patch kid. Buu growled in anger and charged up the attack again, but Dusknoir snapped his fingers, using Disable to prevent Buu from using his most dangerous move. The attack ultimately petered out and there was no more chocolate for Buu for the moment.
"What did you do to Buu?!" he cried out, grabbing at his antennae.
"How absolutely devilish, dear Dusknoir! Now how about you and I make short work of this pink insult to nature now that the only dangerous part about him is out of the way?" Bedman rambled, but Dusknoir was already slamming elementally infused fist after elementally infused fist into Buu's stomach, making the Majin cough up spit as each punch made its mark. Buu swiped away Dusknoir's punch and went for one of his own, but the Gripper went invisible and the attack went right through him. Perfect timing as well since Bedman blasted Buu with another spike that went through the Pokemon with no effect.
Buu's rage grew more and more, resulting in him being reduced to a big toddler throwing a screaming fit on the floor of the forest right in front of the two foes he was just fighting. Dusknoir couldn't help but to feel a little sad for him, where as Bedman didn't care at all.
"Shall we finish him?" Bedman asked, strangely short for how he usually talks.
Dusknoir nodded in silent agreement. Immediately the mech thrust its arm in the ground and it travelled through the earth below them, popping up through the ground beneath Buu and tossing him up into the air, surprising him. Then the Gripper charged up a Shadow Ball and fired it, blasting Buu clear across the entire battlefield...
...and right towards the mouth of King K. Rool.
The Fortress Falls - Smallville
Before King K Rool could bring the Doomslayer and closer to his mouth, Buu was launched from clear across the battlefield directly into his mouth and down his throat. Everyone froze in the moment, shocked at what had just occurred. The Doomslayer took the opportunity to pry himself free from the massive crocodile's grip and dive at Asura, sending the two of them into spiral towards the concrete below. The Kremlin king, however, was still shocked by what had just happened.
Inside, Buu was stuck in the dark and being boiled alive by the crocodile's stomach acid. His goopy body was hardly moving through the highly acidic liquid and was falling apart. Panic was the only emotion Buu felt, but soon the panic turned into an incredible amount of anger. In his mind, Bedman and Dusknoir were his enemies and they doomed him to a fate like this, he hated them. He wanted them gone, but the lower half of his body was soon to be completely dissolved. Steam began to rise off of his back as he began to breathe heavily, and he even began to throw his hands wildly around inside the Kremlin king's stomach.
"BUU! HATE! ALL OF YOU!"
Outside, K Rool roared in pain and clutched his stomach while what appeared to be pink smoke billowed out of his mouth. Doomslayer and Asura stopped fighting to observe what was going on as the massive crocodilian kaiju bellowed in anguish. Then from the back of his throat appeared to be some sort of dull pink light.
Inside his stomach, the Majin went into a pseudo fetal position, storing up energy. The pink steam built up more and more and more, exiting through K Rool's mouth and even filling his lungs a bit. Buu finally shouted once more to the skies above him.
"LET BUU OUT!"
A pink flash of energy emanated from Buu as a dome shaped expanse of energy escaped from his body. Back on the outside, K Rool's stomach began to swell up and energy escaped his throat in a torrent, blasting the clouds above apart. The inhuman screech that came from him drowned out everyone's thoughts, even Bedman couldn't hear himself think a mile away! And then the Kremlin King popped.
FIVE FIGHTERS NOW REMAIN!
Buu's angry explosion ruptured the King like a balloon, spraying bodily fluids and chunks of muscle, tissue, and scales all over the battlefield while still disintegrating the majority of it. The explosion grew past the boundaries of the city and towards the forest where Bedman escaped into the dream world to hide from it. After a few seconds the energy dispersed, leaving a burnt mess of a battlefield left over. Bedman reappeared to see Dusknoir brushing away hot ash from his body.
Asura and Doomslayer picked themselves up and dusted debris off of them. The smell of the corpse was nauseating. Doomslayer and Asura looked at each other and nodded in silent agreement. The two of them moved towards the center of the explosion where they found Buu huddled over in pain, holding his head. the Majin looked up at Asura, and then looked at the Doomslayer, and whimpered.
"Buu... Buu sorry!"
This struck Asura as odd. The Majin was being devious the entire time but now he showed a sign of remorse? Doomslayer didn't care though, this thing looked like a mancubus and he wanted him dead. The demigod's cautious was confirmed when the Buu before them was turned into a ball of chocolate and a grey, emaciated Buu picked him up and ate him. This Evil Buu quickly transformed into a new form: Super Buu. He laughed like a maniac and pointed at the two of them.
"You two... dead!" he grumbled.
Demon hunter and demigod got ready to fight once more in the ruined battlefield Buu had just destroyed when the voice in the sky boomed once more.
IT APPEARS I MUST CREATE MORE SPACE...
An entire solar system and beyond was created immediately. An infinite expanse of a dark void freckled with dots of light indicated that an entire universe had been formed by this unseen figure. Without missing a beat, Super Buu floated up in the air and raised one hand to the sky, a single ball of pink energy appearing in the palm of this hand. More room being needed for the fight was definitely the right choice here.
Receive You The Hyperactive - Yakuza: Like A Dragon
The Doomslayer dashed to reattach his wrist knife while the ball of energy grew to a massive size as spears of energy shot out and rained onto the battlefield below Buu, having used his Human Extinction Attack to destroy the planet they were all standing on. It popped like a blister, launching all the fighters towards two different planets in the solar system where they would be able to continue their fights from there. On the first planet was Bedman, Buu, and the Doomslayer, while on the second was Dusknoir and Asura.
On planet number two, Dusknoir was the first to stand up. He angrily grumbled at Buu's angry explosion and how it was more of an annoyance to him that the battle ramped up even further than it already had before. He glanced around, trying to find any sign of another fighter near him, and he spotted a freshly created crater nearby. He floated over to it, inspecting the damages. Laying in the middle of the crater with no arms, just legs, was Asura, who was staring blankly into the sky above him, anger building up inside of him. The Pokemon took this as him giving up, so he reached towards Asura, attempting to take his soul from him, but the demigod snapped to attention and kicked at the Gripper's hand, knocking it away. He jumped back, armless, and stared down Dusknoir.
Dusknoir seemed amused. "You have no arms, Asura. Your body is easily destructible, perhaps you do not have what it takes to win?"
"NO!"
The amount of anger packed behind Asura's voice was unfounded. Not even Buu had that much emotion behind the blast that destroyed their battlegrounds. Dusknoir realized that perhaps Asura has more to him then he originally let on. A suspicion that was confirmed when the sudden image of a thousand arms appeared behind Asura and they all collapsed into a set of two golden, powerful looking arms. The level of seething anger erupting off of the demigod made the Pokemon wary of his opponent, but only time would tell if he was truly a threat to him.
Back on the first planet, Doomslayer made it his mission to murder Buu himself no matter what it took, while Buu made it his mission to make sure Bedman died this time, while Bedman made it his mission to survive.
The Majin made desperate attempts to grab at the assassin, but he proved to be too slippery for him to get a good grasp on. The demon hunter fired multiple blasts from the gauss cannon at Buu, with some shots clipping him and not doing too much damage. Like an expert marksman, he carefully aimed down the sights at the Majin's head and fired, this time making the mark and splattering his head all over the floor of the ice planet. The headless body of Buu stopped in its tracks and dove towards the ground, gathering the pieces of head and reattaching it before turning his attention towards Doomslayer.
"I remember you... A lot of power!"
Buu's entire body unfolded like a throw carpet as her flung himself towards Doomslayer at an incredible pace. The marine's wrist knife popped out and slashed the Majin in half, but the two halves rejoined behind him and attempted to wrap around him once more, but this time Bedman's mech fired spikes at him once more, blowing his body apart. Doomslayer looked at the assassin who was floating in the air above the two of them, currently reloading his explosive ammunition. The marine groaned in annoyance as he aimed the super shotgun right at Bedman, who promptly fired the shot.
"Doomslayer! You are purely a mountain of muscle that I certainly wouldn't even hope to overcome, but maybe you and I could team up to take care of this 'problem', if you will. His squishy, malleable body does require two sets of hands to control!"
But the marine said nothing to Bedman. He kept walking towards him with a demeanor that all but screamed "prove yourself to me". The assassin realized that it seemed Asura had reached some level of respect in the eyes of the Doomslayer for the two of them to at the very least investigate the corpse of K. Rool to find Buu, so perhaps he needed to do the same in order to get him to band together to take on Buu?
Well, there was only one way to find out. As Buu gurgled and struggled to piece himself back together, the marine made a silent march towards the assassin, who braced himself for what could possibly be yet another hard fight for him.
On the second planet, Asura was flying along the ground, dragging Dusknoir through the dirt of the planet they had been stranded on. The Gripped went intangible and phased through the ground to get out of Asura's grip, but the demigod spun around and shot the ground with a massive blast of energy, shattering the earth and creating a massive crater. Luckily, Dusknoir had avoided the attack all together through his intangibility, and fired numerous Shadow Balls at his foe, who expertly dodged and even redirected on right back at him. The attack hit him square on and blasted him backwards across the landscape, crashing into a mountain and causing an earthquake.
The dust hung in the air for an extended period of time as Dusknoir floated out of his hole, making eye contact with Asura from miles away. He was not angry at the demigod, but rather just disappointed in himself for letting him get the upperhand. Regardless, he flew down the mountain towards Asura, fists imbued with elemental energy. This was shockingly fast for Asura as in the time it took him to blink the Pokemon had landed a direct hit to his gut, electrocuting him with a Thunder Punch, and then burnt him with a Will O' Wisp. The pain was excruciating for Asura, but he still powered through and grabbed Dusknoir by the left arm and slammed him down.
But the Pokemon did not give up, rather he hit Asura with a Confuse Ray on his way down, causing him to stumble and lose his balance, falling on his face and struggle to get back up. The demigod growled in anger and repeatedly tried to get back up, but the dizziness he was experiencing would put someone with vertigo to shame, so he opted to just lay down and let his anger build up until the dizziness went away. Dusknoir too took a break and thought about what to say to Asura to talk him down, or if he could.
Things were heating up quickly on the first planet as Buu was finally able to regain his shape in time to rejoin the fight where Bedman had the upperhand.
The ungodly amount of shade-projected bullshit hitting Doomslayer from Bedman's seals would make any grown man rage, and for the marine it was a rage unlike any other he'd felt before. Any time he'd take a step in the right direction towards whooping Bedman's ass would be rendered obsolete by some sort of astral image of the bed mech turning into a buzzsaw or it slamming down on top of him out of nowhere or the damn head of the thing smacking his gun arm away and causing a misfire that would kill some of the planet's wildlife (on more than one occasion). This entire ordeal was actually making Doomslayer want less to do with Bedman outside of making his death slow and painful.
To make matters even worse, Buu had fully reformed and had jumped straight to trying to absorb Doomslayer into himself once more, an attempt that proved futile as the marine's ballista blasted the Majin far across the landscape and splattered him against the top of a mountain while he finally landed a death grip on the neck of the mech. He popped out his wristknife and attempted to stab Bedman directly, but a forcefield sprouted out of no where and the attempt on his life nullified. Doomslayer tried to repeatedly bash the forcefield over and over again to no avail and eventually just tossed the mech away, turning to grab the Majin by the neck as he had already rejoined the fight for a third time.
The only thought going through Doomslayer's mind was how much he wished he was still fighting Asura instead.
Buu fired multiple ki blasts into the marine's visor, but the attack did nothing to him in the slightest. He reeled his back and began to punch Buu in the face over and over again to take out his frustration, like a speedbag that wanted to swallow Doomslayer whole. While he went to town of Buu, the assassin's mech got up and once again called on the sheep god, which attacked the marine, making him feel immediately drained. His movements grew slower, his punches weaker, and he just looked like he was being served on a silver platter to Buu. The death grip on the Majin was gone all together and the marine fell to the ground unconscious, ripe for the taking to Buu. But before anything could come of it, the assassin raced across the ground and pinned both buzsaws into his pink foe and carried him across the field they were fighting in.
"Ah, don't you forget about me, Buu! It's me! Your favorite toy!"
Buu watched as the Doomslayer became a dot in the distance and turned his attention and aggression towards the mechanized bed carrying him away from his quarry.
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
Back with Dusknoir and Asura, things were going a lot more friendlier. The demigod's stupor had worn off and the two were conversing, trying to figure out a plan in getting off of the planet and getting to where the others were. They still remained cautious of each other.
"I would not be surprised if the other three are grouped together on a nearby planet," Asura stated, "with Buu in that new form and the Doomslayer being there means Bedman is possibly dead by now."
Dusknoir chortled, "He's a smart and slippery guy. I would wager that Buu would be the one to die."
Asura's head perked up. "So we're in a agreement then?"
Dusknoir looked at the demigod with a bit of confusion on his face.
"The Slayer is the biggest threat out of them all?"
Dusknoir nodded. He wasn't worried about him too much though, but rather what Bedman could do himself. He needed to make sure that Bedman died before he could do anything drastic to change the tide of battle. Yet in his thoughts he found himself too late. In a sheer spectacle that could be seen from where they were sitting a distant planet exploded, alerting the two of them to the potential danger coming their way.
Literally two minutes earlier...
Buu freed himself from the mech's saws and turned around, moving at his top speed in a straight line towards the unconscious Doomslayer in another attempt to absorb him. The gooey consistency of Buu's body made the mech's weapons stick, so Bedman decided that using his brain would be a more effective weapon then any physical means of damage. The assassin teleported in front of the Slayer, arms wide open blocking Buu from getting to him.
"You do not want to eat him." Bedman stated coldly.
Buu growled in anger. "I KNOW WHAT I WANT!"
"No, you don't. Would you wish to have the mental capacity that I have? To be the smartest fighter here in this little competition set up by a voice posing as god? You know I have VERY special abilities that could make you the winner of this competition with no questions asked! The destruction of this horrid plane of existence could be your doing! I'm sure you were made for something like that, no?"
Despite the short attention span, Buu was able to take in all of that and thought about it for a moment. The smile on his face grew from ear to ear as he latched onto Bedman and absorbed him into himself, the entire time laughing as whatever mystery power the assassin had talked about was now his for the taking. Yet the scenery changed. He wasn't on some random planet in a solar system, he was in a theatre and he was the one standing front and center on the stage.
Bedman gave him applause from the front row of the seats, making the Majin seethe with anger. He made an attempt to fly at the assassin with intent to kill but massive, shadowy hands came out of nowhere and grabbed onto him, restraining him tightly.
"Welcome to my Nightmare Theatre. The world where what I say and what I do is absolute. Now, tell me Buu, what is your greatest fear?"
The Majin began to panic as the shadowy hands pried into his skull, literally digging around for information. Deep beneath the surface laid the tomb of the Good Buu on top of every other secret the being had hidden away from the world. The assassin discovered that the Majin's greatest fear was being split once again from his good half and being weakened by it. That was it! Buu's greatest fear was being weaker and Bedman can take full advantage of this.
"So, I can split you into two again?"
Buu stammered out a loud "NO!"
Bedman adjusted his glasses and chuckled, "Well why not?"
"You just can't, I'll be weaker! I will not be who I am now, I will be worse than I already was!"
The assassin belly laughed at the Majin's fear. "I would LOVE for that to happen, you absolute thorn in the side!"
The shadowy hands began to physically split Super Buu in two, with one half being Good Buu and the other half being whatever was left over after this transition. Good Buu plopped onto the ground, incredibly weak from what happened earlier while what remained of Super Buu shouted out in anger as he swelled up to a massive, muscular size before deflating completely. Bedman smiled at the outcome, but from where Super Buu stood rose yet another Buu, this time he was still rather muscular but he was definitely smaller in stature.
This new iteration of the Majin turned his head towards Bedman, his eyes wild with child like excitement. Before the assassin could say anything about the shocking turn of event playing out in front of him, this Buu, Kid Buu, screamed an ear splitting screech that tore open a hole in space time leading back towards the planet they had been fighting on. Thoroughly confused by this, Bedman turned towards Good Buu, who had just gotten up on his feet and looked around the theatre, confused and scared by his surroundings. The assassin shook his head and snapped his fingers, and the good half of the Majin disappeared in a plume of shadows and smoke.
The theatre itself seemed to fade away as Bedman found himself strapped to his mech once more, back on the planet he had been fighting the Doomslayer and Super Buu on, but as he looked around he saw no sign of the Majin. The mech moved over to where the Slayer was face down sleeping and we called off the effects of the sheep god and the marine slowly got up, staring down the assassin. He resigned himself to fighting the demon hunter alone, but before they could even react, Kid Buu came rocketing out of space-time in a full on tackle that knocked over Bedman's mech.
He beat on his chest like a drum, whooping, cheering, and growling at his two foes on the ground below him. The Slayer angrily looked up at the new form of the pink wad of gum and quickly fired the ballista at him again, but the Majin kicked the bolt away and blasted him with a ki blast, knocking him across the dirt.
A swirl of energy surrounded the childlike Majin as he pointed his finger to the sky and a pink ball of ki began to grow at the tip of it. It reached a size that eclipsed him, and then a size that eclipsed the hills around them, and then a size that eclipsed the very clouds they fought under. Buu uttered a guttural noise that sounded like "bye-bye" and threw the massive ball of ki at the planet below, digging deep into its core and detonating at the center. The explosion sent a shockwave soaring through space and sent the assassin and marine towards the same planet that Asura and Dusknoir found themselves on.
Floating through the vacuum of space, however, was the mutilated mass of flesh that was Kid Buu's body. It quickly reassembled and he turned his focus to the next planet, reading the energy signatures of the only other four creatures in this dimension, and took off flying to attack them.
Back on the safe-for-now planet, the two crash landed and quickly dusted themselves off. Asura and Dusknoir turned towards the sky and watched as Kid Buu entered the upper atmosphere and began to charge up a massive kamehameha. The demigod looked down at his hands and then his chest and looked back up at the Majin as he fired his beam. Without saying a word, Asura jumped towards it and his chest cavity opened, absorbing the full power of the beam directly into his Mantra Reactor. The momentum of his space jump pushed him through the beam and into outer space, pummeling the majin the entire way through.
He spun quickly and tossed him far away as he himself began to grow massive in size, massive enough to eclipse several planets in the solar system and become Asura the Destructor.
Symphony No. 9 in E Minor - Asura's Wrath
The maniacal laughter of the Majin hit the ears of the now massive demigod as his shadow was cast over the three others on the planet below. Buu launched himself through space in a ball, slamming directly into Asura's stomach, but he hardly moved and swatted the fly away from him. The blow actually made Buu feel pain, something he seldom felt the entire time he was fighting everyone else. He let out a laugh of pure joy and flew right back at his planet-sized foe, slamming a foot directly into his face and tossing him towards another planet in the solar system. Angrily the demigod dug his hand into the planet's surface and bludgeoned the Majin with it, destroying the entire planet in the process and shaking the very solar system around them.
The pink paste that was Buu's body quickly reformed and taunted his foe, his childlike demeanor quickly getting on his nerves, and then chucked another Planet Burst Ball at Asura, who repeatedly struck the attack over and over.
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The attack dispersed at the end of the onslaught, but the Majin was already in Asura's face and beating him rather senseless. He grabbed the demigod by a tuft of hair and threw him downwards, sending him careening through the vast black expanse below them. His foe wasn't done, however, as he curled up into a ball and launched himself straight down towards him, repeatedly slamming into his body with enough force to send shockwaves out into space, disturbing the orbits of the nearby planets. Asura watched as the planet closest to the sun was helplessly pulled into it after its orbit was disturbed by Buu's onslaught.
Throughout the entire course of the battle, all attacks on Buu had proved to be futile with very few having any lasting effect on the Majin's physiology. The only attacks that seemed to have any damaging effect were energy attacks like Dusknoir's Shadow Ball or Asura's very own energy shots, so the demigod pondered his options while Buu ferociously tore into him like a savage animal.
R2
A massive fist surged forwards, catching Buu by surprise as he was blasted across space by the sheer force of the punch. Of course, as Asura had predicted, it hardly did anything to his pink foe, but it was all about the destination for him, rather than the journey.
Back on the planet, Dusknoir, Doomslayer, and Bedman found themselves careening into the cold reaches of space after their planet's orbit was disrupted by the fight currently going on in space. In typical Doomslayer fashion, he was doing everything in his power to murder the two others he was stranded with, starting with Bedman who he was still vividly pissed at for forcing him into sleep, Perhaps there was a little bit of PTSD there from being sealed away twice by similar ethereal beings, but rather than think about it, the demon hunter blasted Bedman's mech in the face with his super shotgun, making it recoil and fly back like a yo-yo.
Only taking a second to observe the two others, the Pokemon jumped into the fight with a flurry of Shadow Balls that pelted the two other fighters relentlessly, slowing down the Doomslayer's assault and buying Bedman enough time to teleport away to a more strategic position. As his quarry was now gone, the demon hunter turned towards the ghost that was attacking him, breathing heavily with anger brought about by annoyance. He took only a few steps forwards before the massive figure of Asura blocked out the sun once more, casting the entire planet in darkness.. Using this opportunity, the Pokemon slipped away from the fight once more, leaving the Doomslayer by himself with no clue where either of them went.
Buu was being blasted back further and further by blasts of energy, which was blowing apart his body, yet he was able to keep it close enough to regenerate from each blast. Unbeknownst to him, Asura had a plan to kill the Majin as quickly as possible, and it wasn't until he felt the heat of the nearby star increase dramatically on his back that he realized what was going on. He screeched in terror as he looked over his shoulder at the star he was being rapidly pushed towards, so he tried to run away, but the massive hand of Asura wrapped around him, preventing him from escaping. The massive demigod thrust his fist into the star with Buu inside and shoved him into the core of the giant ball of gas and fire. He then removed his hand and put all six hands on the star and began to crush it.
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The star could not bear against the sheer crush force Asura had been putting on it and began to collapse, reaching supercritical levels of nuclear fusion. Inside the core, Buu screamed in pain as his entire body began to disintegrate into nothingness with no one close enough to hear his cries of anguish. The Majin had done enough damage and could only watch as the star collapsed in on him, the heat eventually taking away his eyesight. The star ceased to exist in a massive supernova that shook what remained of the solar system, and the pink demon ceased to exist as well.
FOUR FIGHTERS REMAINING!
The shockwave from the supernova nearly tore the planet asunder, but the three other fighters were lucky enough to survive the explosion as the planet was hurtled out of the solar system and into the next, providing a new light source for them to see what was around them. Asura, having been at the center of the explosion, survived with only a few burn marks, and traveled back to where the others were, watching as the demon hunter began to hunt down Dusknoir through a mountain range. He gritted his teeth in anger at the now insect sized marine and thrust his finger towards the planet, right at his original foe.
Find Your One Way - Guilty Gear Strive
This simple act of "pulling a Wyzen" literally ripped a hole in the atmosphere of the planet as the demigod's figure firmly planted itself in the long mountain range below him, and he pushed even harder to pierce the crust as well. Suddenly, the demigod felt a immense pain surge from his finger, and before he could pull his hand away, something slammed into his finger hard enough to smack it away and into the air, causing Asura to inadvertently slap a planet away with how much force his hand was sent away with. Down on the planet below, the Doomslayer twirled his Sentinel Hammer in his hands, staring directly up at the looming figure overhead.
Another swell of anger grew in Asura as he threw a full on fist at the planet's surface, but the demon hunter reeled his hammer back and swung it full force at the attack, completely shattering the demigod's entire arm. Asura was blown back by the attack and hit a nearby planet. The demigod took a second to process what just happened and angrily grabbed the planet the Doomslayer was on and ripped it into two pieces down the middle, rupturing the core and spewing hot magma out into space. Bedman and Dusknoir both disappeared into their own dimensions to escape, but the Doomslayer was left stranded on the dying planet as it turned near red hot below his feet from the damages.
Yet he didn't care. He still glared up at Asura and lightly hit the hammer against the palm of his hand like a school teacher ready to punish a student with a yard stick. The demigod threw a double punch at his foe, who smacked both attacks away with his hammer once again, injuring the fists in the process. He let out a scream of pure, unrivalled anger and blasted the chunk of planet with an energy attack, obliterating it and causing the Doomslayer to go flying through space where Asura flew after him, hammering him with various punches. The two of them seemingly noticed the black hole they were heading towards at the same time and the Doomslayer looked around for anything to latch onto, but the demigod clasped him in a tight fist.
The blackhole was currently spewing a massive ray of light into the black void surrounding it, and the demigod desperately wanted to kill the thorn in his side so he prepared to toss the marine directly into it, knowing that either the gravitational pull or the searing ray of light would do him in. Suddenly a massive pulse of green light emanated from inside the demigod's palm and seconds later the fist was blown asunder by a blast of pure plasma that came from the Doomslayer's BFG9000. The explosion left the marine crashing into a far off planet while the demigod clenched his handless wrist in immense pain, realizing what was possibly the best way to fight his foe was from that moment alone. He took off flying towards the planet his foe crashed on and began to shrink, turning back into his Mantra form.
Doomslayer stood there, fully expecting the arrival of his adversary, not even fazed by the gust of wind and dust caused by Asura's landing. The two stared each other down, wind howling on this desert planet, daring the other to make the first move.
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The demigod's anger got the better of him and he took off right for the Doomslayer's jugular, but the marine sidestepped the attack and grabbed his foe by the back of the neck, yet he rolled out of the grip and landed a heavy elbow to his green foe's temple, staggering him. Taking full advantage of this, Asura landed a flying knee to the Doomslayer's stomach, causing him to sprawl across the planet's sandy surface, though he was able to catch himself by digging his hand into the coarse earth. He looked up as Asura slid along the dirt to land a kick to his face, cracking his visor and punting him across the desert's dunes. Sand went everywhere as the marine skipped like a stone across the landscape before he finally hit solid rock and stopped his tumbling.
Slowly he stood back up and looked to the sky above, watching as his foe came crashing down from above with a fist fully extended. In the blink of an eye, the Doomslayer swung his Sentinel Hammer at Asura, catching him in the chin and making him do a backwards flip midair, then the marine grabbed him by the ankle and slammed him onto his back. Asura spat up saliva as his back hit the sand, and he had no time to focus on his injuries, rather he rolled out of the way of the marine's heavy boot stomping towards his chest. He swept his legs, causing his foe to fall down, and rocketed forwards, grabbing the Doomslayer by the neck and dragging him across the ground, kicking up even more dirt and dust.
R2
Asura kicked off the ground and flew into the air with Doomslayer in tow, heading towards outer space once more. The Doomslayer squirmed and attempted to break free of the hold, but the demigod's grip didn't budge as the two of them raced back towards where the Pokemon and the assassin were fighting. He swung his hammer right at Asura's arm and shattered it, but midflight he spun around and re-grabbed the marine with his other arm, fully intent on dragging his foe all the way back to where the others were.
Back on the original planet, or rather what was left of it, Bedman re-entered this reality and looked around as the half planet drifted aimlessly through space. Nearby, Dusknoir reappeared once more and made eye contact with the assassin.
"So, we find ourselves here once again."
"It appears so. Perhaps you should just learn how to curl up and die, Dusknoir? Or is that concept too big for your pea brain?" Bedman said coldly as the buzzsaws turned on to full power.
Dark energy filled the palms of the Gripper's hands as his eye narrowed at the assassin. The long, drawn out style of speech coupled with the condescending attitude Bedman had really started to get on his nerves and he was more than willing to end his life right here and right now.
Dialga's Fight to the Finish - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
Bedman's mech flew along the ground towards the amorphous blob of a ghost with full intent to murder, buzzsaws trailing on the ground in front of him as if he were some sort of combine harvester. The Gripper's eye flashed a bright blue as he launched a Shadow Ball directly at his foe head, but the mech's head just bounced back from the attack and didn't slow down. He quickly landed a Fire Punch on the mech, or at least it seemed as though it did. The forcefield had gone up once again and fully protected Bedman from the damage that punch would have done and allowed for him to counterattack, landed a buzzsaw right in the ghost's side.
This shocked Dusknoir as he was launched across the planet's surface and he skidded to a stop. A couple bruise marks appeared on his body from the attack and he took a second to collect his thoughts as the mech took its time in heading towards him. He blasted it over and over with Shadow Balls, but the forcefield didn't allow for any damage to be inflicted upon the assassin. It was the perfect defense against Dusknoir's attacks and Bedman knew this, silently laughing to himself. Dusknoir's facade became that of a defeated man, or rather animal, as his arms drooped just a little bit to convey a level of sadness.
...Buuut this was just a clever ploy by the Gripper and he needed to buy more time, which Bedman could use very resourcefully. By talking.
"I sincerely apologize for how this turn out occurred but please dear Dusknoir don't be sad! Not everyone has what it takes to take down my forcefield! Rather, well, only I can take it down myself, and if you think I'd be stupid enough to let someone like you, or Asura, or heavens forbid Doomslayer anywhere near my body then that says more about you then it does about me, quite frankly!"
The Pokemon hid a smile as Bedman had wasted all the time he had by monologuing like an idiot once more. The Future Sight attack he activated had taken full effect and hit the assassin full force. To him, he began to receive a head splitting headache, followed by high pitched whining in his ears before it felt like someone fired the psychic equivalent of a hollow point through his head. The pain was immense and the forcefield faltered for a moment, giving Dusknoir all the time he needed to snap his fingers and use Disable, disallowing the assassin from accessing his only defense against the brute strength of his competition.
BAM!
A Shadow Ball made its mark on the back of the bed mech, causing Bedman to go flying face first into a boulder, shattering it into pieces and kicking dust up into the air. The Gripper hovered above the wreckage and watched as the mech's head turned to face him. Without him noticing, it activated a seal and an image of the bed came crashing down on top of Dusknoir once more, causing him to fall towards the planet, and then the mech sprung to its feet and landed a heavy buzzsaw into his side. The pseudo surprise attack took the wind out of the Pokemon as he struggled to regain his balance after the attack.
The earth shifted as the one of the mech's buzzsaws dug its way through the earth and tore up the ground beneath Dusknoir and launched a spike projectile, blasting him up into the air. He yelled out in a panic as he landed on his back, groaning in pain and annoyance with Bedman's antics and disappeared into the Spirit Realm once more for the moment. The assassin kept his guard up while he waited for his foe to make his reappearance, shadowy smoke billowing off of him again as he prepared to make use of the sheep god for the third time this fight. Likewise, Dusknoir had planned for this and readied himself.
Just as the Pokemon reappeared in the main reality, the sheep god swarmed him, attempting to put him to sleep while Dusknoir launched a Confuse Ray at Bedman, hitting its mark. Both temporarily stalemated each other and fell into stupors, trying to regain control of their balance or in Dusknoir's case his circadian rhythm. As Dusknoir fazed through the ground to hide from Bedman potentially snapping out of his confusion and fight off his sleepiness, and Bedman teleported across the half planet to recover from the attack, Asura and Doomslayer touched down in an explosion that altered the course of the massive rock's drifting through space.
The visor of the marine cracked more than it already had before and Asura's bulky arms dissipated, leaving him in only his unlimited form. The Doomslayer placed a heavy boot on the demigod's chest and kicked him off of him, making him skid across the ground and take up a fighting stance, while he got up and immediately began to walk towards him, ready to kill him finally. Asura's anger reached its absolute peak and he too began to march towards his foe, ready to end his life.
The Only Thing They Fear Is You - Doom Eternal
A sonic boom cracked the air as the demigod ran forward towards Doomslayer, fists curled up into balls, and he jumped through the air and landed a heavy haymaker onto the marine's head. The blow was the strongest thing he had felt hit him this entire fight and it knocked him backwards, but he caught himself and fired back with a heavy hook to the stomach, winding Asura and slamming him into the ground below him. He didn't let the pain of the attack effect him and he rebounded off the dirt and landed a flying roundhouse to the Doomslayer's stomach, causing the marine to crash into a burnt tree trunk and splinter it.
Asura placed a hand on his stomach. The Doomslayer's wrist knife pierced his body and left a hole there. The pain was extraordinary, but he ignored it the best he could as he focused his blurry eyesight onto the figure before him. The marine's grenade launcher popped up and lobbed an ice grenade towards the demigod, hitting him head on and freezing him in place. Doomslayer rushed towards him with the knife drawn and prepared to decapitate Asura where he stood.
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R2
He broke out of the ice and stuck his hand out, letting the knife pierce through his hand so he could get a grip on the Doomslayer's fist. The grip was bone crushing and the demigod gritted through the pain and twisted his arm, making him fall to his knees. Then he wailed on him. Asura swung his left arm at the Doomslayer's face over and over and over again, each hit cracking the air with a shockwave as he picked up speed and power as the glass from the marine's visor cracked off and flew everywhere. The left eye of the marine was now visible through the hole made, and he looked angry at the demigod.
"DIE YOU BASTARD! DIE! DIE AND LET ME SEE MY DAUGHTER AGAIN!
The sheer power of the punches increased dramatically. The force in which the Doomslayer's head swung back after each punch would have given anyone whiplash, or worse an internal decapitation, but he still stayed conscious through the entire ordeal. Having enough of this, the marine's knife retracted into its sheath and slipped back through the demigod's hand, and he easily untwisted his arm and stood up, throwing Asura off balance. He caught the next punch and twisted his foe's arm instead, bringing him to his knees while he stood. The Doomslayer reached up with his free hand and removed his helmet, revealing his face. There was no scar, bruise, or any sign that Asura had just used the full force of his power to beat him "senseless", aside from a small drop of blood caused by the cracked glass.
"You... were not enough."
For the first time Asura had stared directly into the Doomslayer's eyes and realized that he stood no chance from the beginning. He screamed out to the sky in defeated anger, but no sound came out. The marine reached behind his back and grabbed the Crucible and activated it before sticking it right through the roof of the demigod's mouth, damaging his brain, and it went out the other side. He then grabbed the blade and twisted the whole sword, snapping Asura's neck. He pulled the Crucible back out and held it at his side, the hellish energy it produced crackling against the ground as he observed his surroundings, trying to spot the other two flies around him.
THREE FIGHTERS REMAINING!
The call of the voice aroused Dusknoir out of his stupor and he phased back through the ground to see the Doomslayer standing over the corpse of the fallen demigod, and also spotted Bedman approaching from the distance. With the marine's back to him, the Gripper used Future Sight once more, targeting the demon hunter for later use. The assassin's mech moved at a quickened pace towards his foe, running off of pure adrenaline upon seeing the body of the demigod laying in the dirt before him.
"Oh you absolute devil! Dear Doomslayer, I see you've proven to be too much for the fallen Demigod to handle! Now with that weakling out of the way, how about you and I get this final tango started, or perhaps that final assault he took upon your face left you too tired, hm?"
The demon hunter didn't say a word and cracked his neck, opting to dual wield both the Crucible and the Sentinel Hammer at the same time, and began to move towards the assassin. While the assassin's demeanor didn't change, deep down he was worried about what could occur from directly challenging the armor clad murder machine that stood before him, but he still had one final trump card he could use just in case things didn't go the way he intended.
With the Crucible and Sentinel Hammer in hand, the Doomslayer flung himself forward, ready to bring both weapons down upon the mech standing in front of him. Yet the assassin teleported out of the way and slammed the bulbous head of the mech into the marine's back, staggering him a little, before firing an explosive spike at him. The attack launched him several feet away, but he stuck the Crucible in the ground to slow his momentum and save himself from taking any more of a tumble. As the Doomslayer recovered, Bedman was already in his face in top form, slicing into his armor repeatedly, but doing very little damage. The marine reached through the attack and grabbed the neck of the bed and held it in place, pointing the Crucible right at the assassin's vulnerable torso.
The hellish energy of the sword was met with the forcefield Bedman had set up, sending sparks flying across the desolate rock, scorching what little grass remained under their feet. The assassin panicked as the forcefield began to fail and he could feel the shocking tingle of the energy sword leaking into his protective bubble. Getting fed up with the resistance, the Doomslayer reeled the Crucible back and prepared to slam it into forcefield with the full intention of shattering the dome that surrounded his kill. Just before he was to destroy the assassin's last defense, a massive psychic barrage assaulted his mind, making him drop the sword and the mech all together to grip his head in pain. Bedman could not mistake it; it was the same psychic attack Dusknoir had pulled on him earlier kicking in at the most opportune time.
Capitalizing on this opening, Bedman shot the Crucible with one of his spike rockets, blowing the hilt to pieces and letting loose an even bigger explosion of Argent energy that sent the two of them flying back in opposite directions. The Doomslayer took a second to lay on his back before getting right back up like the terminator he was while Bedman's mech creaked as it adjusted itself upright, yet some sparks began to shoot off of it around the head. Bedman knew his walking death machine couldn't last much longer, but he also couldn't just bring about the Absolute World if Dusknoir was being a coward and letting the marine walk all over his face.
Right on cue, a Shadow Ball was launched past Bedman and squarely hit the marine in the head, roughly making his head snap backwards from the blow and knocking him to the floor. The assassin spun around and was met with another Shadow Ball which slammed into the mech with a tremendous amount of force that made the assassin slam directly into the marine. The man and machine dogpile stirred and got up as they watched the Gripper Pokemon grow closer, his one red eye flickering blue twice. Bedman noticed the cue and scrambled to attack his ghastly foe, but upon trying to slice at him with a buzzsaw, he simply faded through the attack and landed a heavy Thunder Punch to the mech, electrocuting it and the assassin. The Doomslayer got up on his own two feet held his hammer at his side, angrily staring down the Pokemon that hovered in front of him.
"Gentlemen! I've played enough games for far too long." he stated coldly, the usual jolliness in his voice was gone.
Bedman looked at him, confused, while the Doomslayer's cold, hard stare honed in on him. A mass of shadowy energy formed in the palm of the Gripper once again as he fired a Shadow Ball at the assassin. The mere sending of the shot cracked the air as it zoomed along the ground at an incredibly fast pace, faster than any other attack the Pokemon had sent out before. Bedman narrowly dodged the attack, which collided with a nearby hill and blew it to smithereens. While the assassin panicked more at the heel turn of the Pokemon's power, the Doomslayer let out a noise that wasn't a groan of annoyance or a cold statement or even a breathe. He let out a chuckle at the power of the attack he had just witnessed.
The mech's frame began to rattle as Bedman's nervousness greatly intensified before the two powerful beings before him, but his worries were slightly soothed as they focused on each other, giving him more time to find an opening to unleash the Absolute World. The Doomslayer lightly pat the Sentinel Hammer against his hand as he walked towards Dusknoir, whose shadowy energy once again filled his palms as he floated towards his adversary. The marine weighed his options in taking out what he perceived to be his only real threat in this entire contest as he only had one more shot of the BFG in the tank, but it would be enough to kill the Gripper. Dusknoir, however, patiently awaited for the two Future Sights to kick in, and if all else fails he still has one more trick up his sleeve.
With the final hour drawing near, a volley of Shadow Balls erupted out of the Pokemon's hands towards the Doomslayer, and the demon hunter bravely ran forward with a burst of intense speed, dodging each projectile and swung his hammer towards his foe. The Gripper dodged the attack and slammed an ice covered fist into the Doomslayer's bare face, causing him to go flying backwards from the force. The blow cracked the earth beneath them, Bedman wagering the half of the planet they were fighting on would be destroyed before the fight was over, unless he could pull off his trump card successfully.
The Only Thing I Know For Real - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The green clad muscle machine surged forwards with the same speed as before, but this time he made it all the way to his foe and dug the hammer into his side, launching him far across the planet and shattering a mountain. The Pokemon got up, annoyed at BEST and launched a volley of attacks from afar, which the Doomslayer was able to dodge as he ran across the vast landscape to catch up with his foe. A few Shadow Balls clipped him, but it did nothing to slow down his assault as he made it to the mountain where his enemy last was, but he could not find him there. He stood in place and looked around, while below him Dusknoir phased up from beneath the earth and landed a Will O' Wisp onto the back of the marine. Fully expecting his foe to be in immense pain, he hadn't accounted for the Doomslayer having survived even worse flames and instead he turned around and slammed the hammer into the Gripper's stomach once more.
Dusknoir hardly recovered from the blow when the marine attempted to shank him, but he was able to react and dodge the attempt on his life and countered with a Fire Punch, scorching Doomslayer's face as it made contact. The massive burn mark quickly faded as he gritted through the pain and punched the Pokemon back, launching it through several trees and rocks before it tumbled to a stop next to Bedman. The assassin looked down at the Pokemon, who pushed itself back up and gave him the side eye before turning back towards the oncoming demon hunter. He stood his ground as he grew closer, and got a rather funny idea in his head. With a wave of his hand he picked Bedman up in the air using Psychic and chucked him right towards the Doomslayer, who promptly slapped the screaming assassin away with his hammer, busting up the wheels of the mech completely and leaving Bedman a sitting duck.
Without the bed mech's movement he was just an unconscious man in a nightgown with a weakened forcefield surrounding him and he could only watch two behemoths of sheer power move and fight around him, meaning he could get caught in the crosshairs at any moment in time.
"This situation is grim. Very grim. But it could also mean something very good for me if fate wills it so! I know there's a way out of this, and it was rather pretty obvious from the start!"
The arms of the mech reached up to its head and detached it, tossing it away from the two other fighters so he could reposition and keep an eye out for an opening. It was a horrible move as Dusknoir had blasted Doomslayer directly into the path of the head and it collided with him, teleporting Bedman directly in-between the two of them. He quickly realized the mistake he made as the demon hunter angrily eyed him and prepared to slam the Sentinel Hammer down onto his body, but right in the nick of time the two Future Sights the Gripper had used earlier activated, giving the marine and the assassin a mental assault that was many, MANY times worse than what they both received before. As they both struggled to recover from the attack, Dusknoir charged up a massive Shadow Ball and shot it towards the two of them at an incredibly fast speed. With a mech that can't move and a murder weapon of a man standing right behind him, he had only one option.
He woke up.
His mental processes immediately flared up as he dove out of danger's way. The attack was deflected by Doomslayer as he turned his attention towards the helpless assassin, which also caught Dusknoir's attention. The two stood side by side for once as they towered over the frightened brainiac. His mouth opened and closed in a wordless stutter, really selling home the fact that he was scared for his life, before his perceived cowardice turned into the maniacal laughter of someone who lured others into his trap.
"You absolute low-IQ fools! You've fallen into my trap! DIE!"
The world around them quickly expanded into a white void that covered the earth, sky, and everything in between. Smoke billowed off of everything the intense white light touched. This was the Absolute World.
"AUGH!" Dusknoir yelled as he disappeared in a flash, having been closer to the assassin.
The Doomslayer felt an intense burning sensation as the Absolute World touched his arm, so mustering all his strength he began to outrun the expanding void itself. Luckily for him the expanded zone was extremely localized, but inside reality was heavily warped as it tried to fix itself and readjust to the way it was before. The voice in the sky didn't boom, it let out a frightened, hushed whisper.
You've gone... beyond my control...?
Bedman laughed to himself. He had successfully taken out that dreaded buffoon of a Pokemon, but in the end his trump card wasn't enough to kill the Doomslayer as he was simply too fast for it. He laid in wait for his own mind to literally kill him, happy enough in not giving the marine the pleasure in ending his life himself.
But what he didn't account for once again was the Doomslayer's complete and utter lack of patience.
His hands clasped his super shotgun and he aimed it right for the assassin in the middle of this no fly zone and fired the hook. The metal sizzled and whistled as it soared through the Absolute World, the very air itself beginning to disintegrate the metal chain and the Super Shotgun itself by extension. The hook embedded itself in Bedman's chest and yanked him towards the demon hunter's open hand as the shotgun disintegrated into nothingness. The assassin struggled, grasping at the Doomslayer's meaty fingers to get himself free, but the demon hunter probed his mind for a good way to kill this pain in the ass. Seeing as though Dusknoir was done and gone, he thought that the best way to murder this insect was the same way he killed another, more massive insect.
With one hand he swung the BFG9000 up to Bedman's head and buried the barrel into his temple. Bedman's eyes went wild, his heart began to pound out of his chest, and his limbs began to turn to stone. His body was in so much pain but he'd rather die of petrification than having his entire head blown off by a ball of plasma. Which is EXACTLY what the Doomslayer didn't care about. He pulled the trigger.
KABOOM!
Plasma, blood, brain matter, and bone splattered across the ground. The blast took off not only Bedman's head, but the entirety of his upper torso, leaving what was left of his arms and body to drop to the floor, a puddle of blood forming around his body. The Doomslayer tossed his massive plasma cannon off to the side and sat down, finally taking a moment to relax as the deeds were now done.
TWO FIGHTERS REMAINING!
Two fighters remaining... Two fighters remaining? TWO FIGHTERS REMAINING?
That was the only thought in the Doomslayer's head as Dusknoir returned from the spirit realm, not even touched by the damages of the Absolute World. The marine gritted his teeth hard enough to crack a tooth and got up to his feet, picking up his hammer as he went, and got ready to make one last kill no matter what it took him.
Dusknoir merely glanced at the remains of the assassin and grimaced, ignoring the grizzly sight towards Doomslayer.
"Just another soul to ferry into the afterlife, aye?"
As the two closed back in on each other, the white void expanded. While the Absolute World was no longer volatile, its mere summoning created a breach in reality that began to eat at the world around it. A perfect end to the fight is always from where it began.
The white void shined in the middle of the universe constructed for this bloody contest that resulted in the death of so many people. Crime lords, kings, beings who lived for destruction, and more died in this expansive battlefield and out of the eight only two remained. Dusknoir's consciousness couldn't be heavy as he had not taken a single life the entire time, having only witnessed the needless deaths around him, while the Doomslayer's consciousness had been replaced with an unquenchable blood thirst for demons and anything that either resembled it or interfered with his quest for the absolute destruction of hell.
Dusknoir's entire existence as the most threatening figure to Doomslayer was an insult to him. He wasn't quite a demon, he was a ghost which was close enough, but ghosts and ghouls are supposed to die easily by his hand, and this one hardly seemed damaged by even the heaviest blows he could muster. The intense anger could be felt by Dusknoir, who said nothing, knowing that if he wins here he'll just go right back to where he was; fearful of being erased by Dialga and fighting against those he wished he could be allied with. Yet the small chance of having those allies meant that death was not an option for him.
The Sentinel Hammer reflected a Shadow Ball back at the Pokemon, catching him in the stomach for massive damage. Quickly, he waved his hands around and used Pain Split, healing him a bit while forcing the Doomslayer down to his level. The marine felt incredibly weak out of nowhere and coughed up some blood, splattering the ground of the white void with some red. He stared down at his own blood and looked back up at Dusknoir, reaching a level of respect for the Pokemon, but was quickly hampered as he let out a battle cry and raced right up to him, landing a heavy blow to his gut with the Sentinel Hammer.
Dusknoir didn't even get a chance to feel the pain as another swing of the hammer slammed into his head, and then his arms, and then his gut once again. Every blow pushed him closer and closer to the brink of death until one final one knocked him up into the air, landing hard on his back and taking the wind right out of him. The Doomslayer took several heavy breathes and dropped the hammer having used all of his strength in that last all out assault.
"You were weak." he said coldly, speaking for the second time in the entire battle.
Dusknoir picked his head up to make direct eye contact with his foe.
"And you were short sighted, you fiend."
The mouth on the Pokemon's stomach opened up, revealing a bright purple light in the center. Doomslayer felt drawn to the light and moved closer to it. He moved closer and closer until he realized he was no longer in control of his own body and turned his head to look behind him. He saw his own physical body standing there, no life left in his pupils. He screamed, but no one could hear him as Dusknoir's belly mouth closed and sealed, leaving the demon hunter's soul to the Pokemon's for the taking. With the last of his strength, Dusknoir blasted the chest of the marine's lifeless body with another Shadow Ball, creating a hole in his chest cavity and spraying blood all over the ground behind him as the body fell to the ground.
ONE FIGHTER REMAINS!
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU SURVIVED.
The Pokemon gave a thumbs up and let his hand drop down as he slipped into unconsciousness. When he came to he found himself in a soft bed in a hospital surrounded by a bunch of worried Pokemon, including Wigglytuff and Chatot.
"Woah you've come to! Are you okay! Are you injured!" Wigglytuff cried out before being shooshed by Chatot.
Dusknoir didn't know what to say. The entire experience seemed to be like a distant memory in his head and he could hardly recall bits and pieces of whatever had happened. The only thing that convinced him of it being real was the amount of pain he felt his body in. But he did truly feel touched by the worriedness of those who looked up to him, so he gave them the best smile he could.
"It was... certainly a dream" he laughed. The sun began to rise outside, basking the room in warm light as a tray of Wigglytuff's finest apples arrived for Dusknoir to snack on. Something he definitely needed.
Results:[]
Boomstick: Holy SHIT talk about a bloody masterpiece!
Wiz: With battle royales such as this it's rather hard to figure out a winner since there's so many different possibilities for a winner that it CAN be rather nauseating, however this is not a case of that happening. It was actually pretty clear cut.
Boomstick: This fight boils down to who can end it from the moment it starts with whatever level of power, speed, or abilities they have at their disposal. Think of it like a wild west shootout between eight different people. Now imagine some have revolvers and others have the combined total of the world's nuclear stockpile at their disposal. It's kinda like that.
Wiz: Starting with Taiga Saejima, while impressive in his own right, would not last long in this battle royale. He is by far the slowest and weakest of the bunch, and with no special abilities aside from being a physical powerhouse bruiser archetype he had nothing going for him in the fight. If we were to brutally honest, his best chances were to hide the entire fight and hope no one blew up the planet.
Boomstick: Blanka unfortunately had a similar issue but at the very least he was slightly stronger and faster, and while his electricity powers could be potent enough to harm the more mechanical fighters or anyone who wore metal it wouldn't be enough to let him land a killing blow.
Wiz: Also very similar to King K. Rool, but there was a massive gap in power there. At the very least the Kremlin king would be able to keep up with Asura at his weakest and easily kill the two last place fighters but with little to no variety in his powers he would not be able to last long.
Boomstick: To REALLY turn the dial up let's just on over to Buu who is the first on the list to have a real chance of winning the entire fight due to his regeneration and power absorption abilities. Coupled with the power to bust solar systems and a speed surpassing that of light means that he was a powerhouse with the potential to absorb someone like the Doomslayer and just destroy everyone! Buuuut he takes 5th place for a reason.
Wiz: Buu is unfortunately another victim of a power gap. With Asura taking fourth place means that solar system destroying Buu's one-step-up was universe busting Asura, and Asura was the slowest of the top four at 14 trillion times the speed of light, or in other words hundreds of millions times faster than the Majin, meaning that Buu couldn't even get close to pulling his wincons.
Boomstick: Speaking of Asura, he was yet again a victim of a power gap. While the demigod could bust up universes with his fists and dodge galaxy crossing lasers, that was nothing compared to what the top three fighters were capable of! Sure Asura could get stronger as his anger increases, he was nothing compared to the others.
Wiz: As for Bedman, if we go back to Boomstick's wild west comparison, he, for the lack of a better term, had the most nukes at his disposal despite being weaker than Buu physically. Being about twice as fast as Asura meant that he and everyone who lost before him could've been caught by the Absolute World, by far the most potent attack anyone in the fight had.
Boomstick: Now lets talk about Dusknoir and Doomslayer! They're both tied in speed for the fastest meaning they could both potentially outrun the dimensional merge, and in the Pokemon's case he could just hide in the spirit Realm until is dissipated! So why between the final two did Dusknoir win? Well we're glad you asked!
Wiz: The two are evenly matched with beings who created an infinite multiverse and as mentioned before they have the ability to move at a speed that can only be described as infinite. Doomslayer is far more in line as a physical powerhouse, and it'd make sense too as he's a clone of god himself while Dusknoir is stronger than Grovyle who matched a sixth of the spirit who created everything, so there's a slight edge there.
Boomstick: BUT at the same time Dusknoir's whole shtick is the ability to absorb and take souls! All he has to do at the start of the shoot out is open up his stomach, show everyone the shiny light inside, and immediately all of their souls are his! "But Wiz and Boomstick! Doomslayer can resist the soul possession of the Lost Souls, shouldn't he just be able to resist whatever Dusknoir can do?"
Wiz: While the Lost Souls do destroy souls and possess corpses, its stated that they do this through targeting the weak willpower of their targets and using it against their victims and possess them. It's moreso that Doomslayer has a will strong enough to avoid possession, but it doesn't say his soul can't be destroyed or absorbed.
Boomstick: Let's say he can resist it. Dusknoir can just use Curse to drain him dead or worse comes to worst he uses Destiny Bond and takes Doomslayer down with him, which counts as a suicide attack, mind you.
Wiz: Overall the sheer power, speed, and soul manipulating abilities the Gripper Pokemon possessed meant that the others just couldn't keep up.
Boomstick: In a long drawn out fight, it seemed as though Dusknoir was the only one who could get a grip on his surroundings.
Wiz: The winner is Dusknoir.