Description[]
Krampus vs SCP Foundation!
Krampus vs SCP-4666 is a battle featuring Krampus from the eponymous 2015 film facing off against SCP-4666 from the SCP Foundation in a battle of child-kidnapping, family murdering, Santa-like creatures, who will win?
Interlude[]
The Observer: Ah, Christmas tim-
Suddenly, a door slammed open and a boy with a hatchet and orange goggles entered the room. This was Ticci Toby
Toby: Heya, since I did the research for this fight, can I help explain the backstories and stuff?
Observer: Of course you can. Anyways, back to the introduction.
Observer: Christmas time, it is a time to spend with family.
HABIT: But not when a monster is trying to slaughter you and your loved ones!
Ticci Toby: Krampus, pretty much reverse Santa.
Herobrine: And SCP-4666, The Yule Man.
HABIT: Will Krampus leave more than a cramp in The Yule Man or will SCP-4666 secure, contain but not protect those children in Krampus' sack?
HABIT: I'm HABIT, they are The Observer and Ticci Toby, they are Satoshi and Yuka Mochida, they are Herobrine and Steve and we are all here to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Krampus[]
Ticci Toby: Don't let your Christmas spirit die, and don't be naughty. If you do, you are likely about to be a victim of Krampus.
HABIT: Krampus does not have a backstory, so... Moving on!
Observer: Krampus's strength is nothing to laugh at. He can break through a ceiling of a mall along with being able to cleave and dent chimneys, the latter via going down them!
Herobrine: He was able to destroy a truck with ease, and that truck was able to make houses shake as it drove past them. Houses shake as Krampus lands onto of them!
Steve: Krampus also was able to pull a away a child on a chain when his entire family was tugging against him! He also crosses houses with simple jumps!
Yuka: If that isn't fast enough for you, he was able to disappear in seconds from a child's eyesight. Also, the only weapons he uses are chains.
Satoshi: We don't want to go over the long list of Krampus's strength feats, but these are his best physical feats. So let's move onto his hax.
HABIT: Krampus's has some form of clairvoyance, he knows when a child loses Christmas spirit and he will go find them.
Toby: And when Krampus does find them, a huge blizzard will manifest out of nowhere and a complete blackout will happen.
Observer: That blizzard can cause frostbite in minutes, and Krampus made someone freeze to death not long after the blizzard first began.
Steve: His mere presence cause electronics to begin to flicker, and when he steps on glass, it begins to frost up in seconds, wait, how does that work?
Herobrine: And now time to discuss his most coolest ability, throwing people into the Underworld!
Satoshi: Krampus can make the ground begin to crack, and after that, a portal to the fiery pits of hell will open and Krampus will throw them into the portal. What happens to them next is unknown since Krampus gave the only person he did that too a second chance before he landed.
Yuka: Finally, Krampus has a snowglobe that he uses to keep a eye on anyone he believes deserves a second chance, and a weird vat of liquid that can make someone go through a journey of the past, kinda like A Christmas Carol.
HABIT: And what is a demonic child kidnapping monster without his minions?
Toby: Wait, I'm starting to get Slenderman vibes from this.
Observer: Krampus has a sack filled with demonic toys, some of which can mimic voices. Let's start with the Elves. The Elves can break through glass, break through a window and are completely unharmed from being whacked in the faces with a metal rod.
Herobrine: Krampus has this monster named "Snow Beast" that swims through the snow. This thing is terrifying, it can throw grown men around like they are ragdolls, and are able to tank A LOT of shotgun blasts
Steve: And meet my favorite group of monsters that he has, Clumpy, Lumpy, and Dumpy! This group of gingerbread men can spin around a child with chains, some of them were able to survive tiny explosions, being set on fire and losing limbs! Hell, one even reacted to a shotgun blast.
Yuka: Der Klown is surely a surprise, it is a jack in the box like monster that can devour people. It was able to dodge a gunshot then escape while carrying two children and once spat a man dozens of meters away.
Satoshi: Perchta the Cherub is a tree topper angel that was able to hang someone with some Christmas lights and was able to fly away after being shot.
HABIT: Teddy Klaue is a monster teddy bear that came back after getting shanked in the eyes. Not as impressive as Krampus's other servants.
Toby: Tik Tok is a toy robot that has some scissors as one of his hands and sharp claws for the other. One of them was once possessed and shot out electricity that destroyed itself and all of the other toys around it.
Observer: Krampus's Nutcracker Soldiers are able to sever a man's finger with a single bite, and being Santa, he has reindeer! Sorta of, the Yule Goats are able to pull Krampus and act as his sleigh.
Herobrine: Uh, his only real weakness is he only attacks on Christmas Eve and probably has to stop if his victims survive till Christmas morning.
Steve: So, yeah, keep believing in Christmas guys!
SCP-4666[]
Toby: Imagine this, it is late on a winter night, you are relaxing while sipping a cup of warm hot cocoa when you hear footsteps on the top of your roof. Of course, you are freaked out and brush it off as a hallucination. You decide it's time to go to bed and lay down. You drift to sleep but you hear your door creak open. You feel your heart racing as a tall naked man enters your room and begins to strangle you. You try to struggle but you feel your consciousness begin to drain, unaware of the horrors that are awaiting you.
HABIT: What Toby just described is a Weissnacht Event, the more common act carried out by The Yule Man during his twelves days of stalking a family during the winters months, more specifically, December 21-21 to January 1-2. During the Weissnacht Event he restrains his victims and their families, leads them into one room before murdering all of them, with the exception of one child who he kidnaps. There is a less common event that is referred to as "SCP-4666-1" where he just enters the families house and leaves toys made out of the skin made of dead human children.
Observer: SCP-4666, like Krampus, doesn't have any backstory, so let's cut to his feats. He once drained a entire family of their blood and hung them upside, and is able to pin people to walls with pitchforks and knives before removing their tongues.
Herobrine: The Yule Man can rip off limbs and he is able to skin people, he is also able to easily behead people with bucksaws. The Yule Man can use what ever he finds to easily murder people, his long list of weapons that he has used include pitchforks, knives, possibly bones, saws and his fists.
Yuka: SCP-4666 can easily climbs onto roofs, and is able to easily incapacitate, restrain and kill grown men in various ways, usually using it's surroundings to it's advantage.
Satoshi: The Yule Man's greatest feat has to be making a bunch of children his unwilling slaves in his underground lair, where they are forced to make toys made out of human skin until they die, then they are turned into the toys! This shows SCP-4666 is able to overpower a large group of small children, and one of his victims mentions he can bite off people's fingers and rip through the flesh of children. To be fair, the devouring the children thing is only after he cooks them, but still!
Steve: Due to being a mysterious creature, The Yule Man has no weaknesses, at least from what we can tell. Oh, one last thing! We don't know what SCP-4666 looks like but he is usually depicted by fans as a white haired man with giant black eyes and a wide smile with huge teeth, so let's just go with that.
Toby: So if you live with young children and you see a tall man near a forest, it's probably Slenderman or SCP-4666. Either way, you're probably gonna die very soon.
Pre-Fight[]
HABIT: Let's wrap this Christmas special up by cutting to the fight!
Toby: I see what you did there.
Death Battle[]
Christmas Eve is such a amazing time, a time to spend with your family, a time to be happy, a time to get excited about the presents you are gonna get next morning. None of these things were on the mind of Max Engel who just witnessed three of his family members, Dorothy, Chrissie and Howard, get kidnapped by Krampus's Elves. Krampus, who decided it was time to scare the family out of their house, began to climb down the chimney, denting it as Max and his family looked towards Krampus and the broken chimney in horror.
There was another monster waiting for them. We cut to some snowy footprints, the footprints quickly being covered by the snow as we are shown is making these footsteps. SCP-4666, also known as The Yule Man. The Yule Man's grin was as wide as ever but it began to fade as he looked upon the damaged house. SCP-4666 ran towards the house and busted the door down as Max's family turned to the broken door and The Yule Man. Max and his family quickly escaped through the broken window, Krampus didn't mind, he would sent some Elves to catch them later. The two child-kidnappers stared at each-other, SCP-4666's grin returning with Krampus's expression not changing as both of them got ready to engage in a brawl that would leave at least someone happy that one of these monsters would be gone forever.
FIGHT!
The Yule Man picked up a nearby shard of broken glass and tried to stab Krampus with it, but he grabbed SCP-4666's wrist and slammed him into a wall before throwing him into the fireplace. SCP-4666 screeched and ran out, but Krampus was gone! The Yule Man looked around as he was ambushed by a group of gingerbread men. SCP-4666 grabbed one of them and crushed the gingerbread man with his hand, and attempted to step on another one but they quickly dodged and began to laugh. The remaining gingerbread men then take a nearby candy cane and try to stab The Yule Man in the eye but he grabs him and tosses them into the flames of the fireplace.
SCP-4666 dusts himself off, not noticing a group of Elves, Nutcrackers and a toy robot behind him. Tik Tok lunged onto the SCP's back as The Yule Man grabbed him and threw him onto the floor. Before he could stomp Tik Tok to death, the nutcrackers lunged onto to his hands and began to bite them. Tik Tok got back up and using his claws, sliced at The Yule Man's heel causing the SCP to fall down and crush Tik Tok who stopped moving. SCP-4666 ran into the house's kitchen, trying to find a weapon when he spotted something, a shotgun.
The SCP ran back into the room and began to fire the gun, destroying the nutcrackers and some of the Elves, after this, the ammo ran out in the gun and he ran back to the kitchen, with some of the Elves pursing him. Meanwhile, Krampus was watching this chaos unravel, deciding to help his servants, he sent Der Klown, and Teddy Klaue to assist the other demonic toys.
We then cut back to the house where we see The Yule Man has killed the Elves in ways you can tell by looking at them, throwing them into the flames, stabbing, neck snapping, you name it! The SCP was about to leave to find and kill Krampus when Perchta the Cherub flew through the broken window and lunged towards The Yule Man, trying to bite his leg as he kept the tree angel at arms length but suddenly, Der Klown and Teddy Klaue grabbed his legs and brought him down! They began to restrain him as Perchta the Cherub flew towards some Christmas lights, as she began to wrap the lights around the SCP's neck and began to fly up, slowly hanging him.
The Yule Man, tried to reach for his knife in a desperate attempt to save himself, he raised the knife upward and... stabbed Perchta the Cherub with all of his strength, causing the angel to stop flying and fall to the floor, lifeless! SCP-4666 cut the lights off his throat and began to stab Teddy Klaue in his eye, over and over again, leaving Der Klown as the last of Krampus's toy that were alive. The SCP and the clown began to struggle with each-other, with the clown finally getting the upper hand and began to devour the SCP before spitting him out the window.
The Yule Man landed face first in the snow, he got up and began to dust himself off but as he looked around, he noticed something swimming through the snow. The SCP stared in wonder before the Snow Beast pulled The Yule Man through the snow. The SCP was dragged around for a few minutes until the Snow Beast stopped. SCP-4666 got back up and saw that he was face-to-face with Krampus, who just threw Max into a portal to hell. The Yule Man lunged foward, trying to rip out Krampus's throat but he quickly scratched at the SCP's eyes with his claws before he wrapped the SCP with some chains. After this, Krampus grabbed the Yule Man by it's throat and began to crush it. Krampus stopped for a little and let the SCP onto his knees as Krampus turned his back on him. Suddenly, Krampus turned and in one quick gesture, ripped out SCP-4666's throat, with enough force that the SCP was decapitated! It wasn't a long fight, hell, Krampus didn't have to get his hands dirty for most of the fight. Krampus's minions, who he had revived, pushed The Yule Man into the portal to the Underworld, insuring there would be no more Weissnacht Events.
KO!
Krampus is seen watching Max and his family in a snowglobe.
SCP-4666's body is seen burning in the Underworld.
Results[]
Toby: To be honest, I expected this.
HABIT: Other than experience, Krampus took all of the categories pretty easily.
Observer: Let's start with strength, Krampus can easily destroy chimneys that are usually made out of bricks and can destroy roofs and trucks while SCP-4666 can easily tear humans apart. Not really a contest.
Steve: Speed was no close race either, Krampus can disappear from human sight in a blink of a eye while The Yule Man hasn't shown any good speed feats.
Herobrine: Krampus should be superior to his minions, who can survive shotgun blasts while SCP-4666 has no durability feats, unless you scale him to ripping people into pieces. Even then, Krampus's durability is better since we could scale him to destroying the roof of a mall!
Yuka: Krampus's magical abilities and minions would help a lot against the Yule Man, who only uses brute force and weapons.
Satoshi: The Yule Man wasn't completely outclassed. His weapons could help him but not for long. He took experience since the Yule Man has been active since at least the 1400s while we have no idea how long Krampus has been active. He has more stamina than Krampus since he is able to stalk people over the course of 12 days while Krampus's only attacks on Christmas Eve.
HABIT: But experience, stamina and better weapons won't save you from a opponent who is much stronger, faster, durable, has more magical abilities and servants. This might have seen cold-blooded but the SCP could not even leave a cramp in this monsters. Hell, Krampus's Yules could have won this themselves.
Toby: The winner is Krampus. Merry Christmas everyone!
Next Time[]
We see a tiny astronaut fixing some wires, only for a red creature who seemed to be a astronaut enter the room. They whip out a knife, stab the crewmate in the neck, before leaping into a vent
A man falls to his knees, landing in some snow, Some men dressed in winter coats dash over to him, one holding a flare. The man who was kneeling in the snow reveals his twisted and deformed hands, as he lets out a monstrous, inhuman screech
Trivia[]
The connections between Krampus and SCP-4666 is both are mysterious creatures who break into houses, attack and kill/kidnap everyone with the exception of one child. They also give gifts to children (Krampus spares one child and gives them a bell while SCP-4666 occasionally spares the family he is hunting and leaves gifts made out of human skin.) and only commit their killings around Christmas.