Description[]
Touhou Project vs Jojo's Bizarre adventure both psychotic in a yellow and green suit with a knife
Intro[]
Wiz: Ghosts and vampires are one of the things we didn't want in our place
Boomstick: And some of them are blood-thirsty, or hiding behind your stuff
Wiz: And some of them are considered as youkais, which means spirit in japan
Boomstick: and one of them just want to trick you, or play around with you
Wiz: Like Koishi Komeiji, the laywoman in the Myouren Temple
Boomstick: And Dio Brando, The adoptive brother of Jonathan Joestar, he's wiz and i'm boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons..armors and skills and find out who would win...A DEATH BATTLE
Koishi is....Wait what are we discussing about again?[]
(Cue Hartmann's Youkai Girl)
Boomstick: Koishi is the younger sister of satori komeiji, and she's not unlike a child, she's pretty much playful
Wiz: But however, koishi's also able to manipulate memories, like when your speaking with her or playing with her and disappears, you'll probably forget about her, unless she maybe reappears again
Boomstick: Not just memories eh, she can manipulate subconscious too, and this makes her be able to see anything that's not physical
Wiz: Well unlike satori who can read minds, koishi had lost her ability to read minds
Boomstick: What why?! Why just satori and not koishi?!
Wiz: She managed to close her third eye to escape fear and hatred of what satori feels, but however koishi is pretty much childish, she also threats an object as her friend
Boomstick: Wait what?
Wiz: her hat was her friend, and she's enjoying spending time with it, and when someone steals it or if it's wounded, destroyed, etc she goes insane
Boomstick: WHAT WHY? WHY NOT BUY A NEW HAT INSTEAD
Wiz: Well you can say, she's obsessed with it
Boomstick: Anyway now let's check koishi's stats
[Koishi's Background]
- Name: Koishi Komeiji
- Classification: Satori
- Gender: Female
- Hobbies: Play with someone else or her hat
[Koishi's Powers and Equipments]
Equipments: Knife
Spell Cards:
- "Cartesian Theater"
- "Ambivalence"
- "Brain-in-a-vat Hypothesis"
- "Reverse Qualia"
Feats:
- Fought Kasen
- Stronger than Satori
Wiz: Koishi is also capable of fighting kasen and kasen has said she was ridiculously strong, even tho she play dumb
Boomstick: In the books it was stated that her own mind was blank, as you can see she acts so childish, and this made her older sister so worried about her
Wiz: and koishi is also not liked by animals neither when her third eye is opened, and she is not hated neither
Boomstick: Her personality is also empty, she's also playful and communicating with her is likely difficult, and if you talk to her she'll just disappear and your memories will get manipulated, it's like you are talking to a ghost
Wiz: And not like a child, she is free-spirited and it seemed like she gets well if she is with the children
Boomstick: she's always on a relation ship with her hat not with any person, except for maybe satori
Koishi: Mr hat keeps me calm
Dio Underestimates his Foes in Death Battle[]
(Cue Dark Rebirth)
Wiz: Dio was sent alive in the joestar family after the death of his abusive and alcoholic father
Boomstick: Dio is one of the best villains in jojo's bizarre adventure, in 1983, dio has finally resurfaced that he had escaped and hide with a casket
Wiz: But however, Dio hates humans by himself, and he likes to suck their blood, he can even suck them with his very own hands
Boomstick: Because he is a vampire right?
Wiz: Well of course, and vampires hate humans
Boomstick: he is also capable of fighting jotaro and has killed joseph joestar, kakyoin and of course polnareff
Wiz: And with his eye contacts he can barely hypnotize anyone, just like he did to poco
Boomstick: and he is also capable of freezing anyone by just touching them, he even has a laser on his eyes which is color purple
Wiz: And with the world he can also stop time, but only for 9 seconds
Boomstick: 9 SECONDS ONLY??? Boring......
Wiz: But hey, atleast he's a little bit overpowered with his stand, and can even outsmart joseph joestar
Boomstick: And anytime he says "Za Warudo!!!" The time will freeze for over 9 seconds
[Dio's Background]
- Name: Dio Brando
- Classification: Vampire
- Gender: Female
- Hobbies: Kill Anyone
[Dio's Powers and Equipments]
- Equipments: Knives/The World
- Ice Manipulation
- Time Freeze
- Laser Eyes
- Hypnotize
Wiz: Even tho he had lost his fight against jotaro, we aren't sure if dio will come back
Boomstick: Dio can empower himself by sucking up a blood, as you can see he got even stronger when he sucked up joseph joestar's blood
Wiz: And dio's been suffering from many pains nowadays and after that he had resisted the pain he had
Boomstick: his limbs would easily regrow if it's chopped off, just like his leg getting chopped off, he was able to put it back
Wiz: And he's also able to tank blows from star platinum and tis caused jotaro's pants to ripped
Boomstick: Even tho when he is terribly injured he can still fight with it, as long as his stand is not broken, or when he is not in the sunlight of course, because vampires are weak to sun
Dio: Immortality! Eternal life! And STAND POWER
Death Battle[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set let's end this debate once in for all
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight[]
Koishi is seemed walking happily as rin walks slowly and sits, and then when time stops for 1 second, a figure suddenly appears and it turns out to be dio, then he walks around without looking on the floor, as he keeps on walking he stepped on rin's tail and this freaked her out and scratches dio's leg and then he smiles
Dio: heh, that didn't SCRATCH me
Dio: ZA WARUDO
the world punches rin towards the wall and then this distracted koishi, and then when rin came out, the wall suddenly forms into rin's body print, she was in full pain after that
Koishi: why you do that?
As she spoke to dio
Dio: That little cat cosplayer started first
and then he started attacking her again and she ran away, and then koishi tried defending rin by fighting dio
Dio then smiles
Dio: A little girl trying to defend a cosplayer
and then he punches koishi in the cheek, and this caused mr hat to get thrown off
Rin: KOISHI NO!
and then dio started pulling out his knives and attacks rin
and then koishi teleports towards it and firing heart beams
and then rin ran away instead of watching them
And then when dio attacks koishi, he lost his mind as koishi disappears
Dio: wait who am i attacking again?
Koishi then reappears and stabs dio and then
koishi hops off as dio pulls off the knife on his back and gets in a fighting position
FIGHT
(Cue Blackout)
Koishi started teleporting and summoning bullets everywhere as dio blocked them with his arms and one of them impaled into his body
Koishi: Let's play a little game~~~
she disappears
Dio: Alright i'll play with you!
dio waits for koishi to appear again
Dio: ZA WARUDO!!!!!!
the time has frozen and dio gets closer to koishi
Dio: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
the time stopped freezing and them after that koishi felt multiple of punches and then she gets thrown off on the wall, just like rin did and this formed a print on the wall, and then dio started throwing knives at her
koishi them looks up and looked shocked as she saw knives everywhere
She dodged them as she could and then one knife impaled into the poor mr hat and this caused it to fall on the floor
And then koishi looks at the floor and saw mr hat got stabbed
Koishi: Mr hat no!
and then dio just laughs softly and then started throwing knives again
after mr hat was stabbed by the knife, this caused koishi to freak out and then avoids the knives and then she dashes at dio and cuts off his arm and this startled dio
Koishi: HIIIIIIIYAAAAA!
then she kicks dio at the face and then dio gets thrown outside
after hearing some glass breaks, this interacts satori and okuu
Okuu: Think we should check it?
Satori: Maybe
And then the fight continues as koishi picks up mr hat and hits it on dio's head, he started laying down weakly
Satori: I'm winning mr!
then time then freezes and then dio started throwing knives at her and then the time stopped freezing
And koishi looks back and saw the knives again
and the knives impaled at koishi's arms and legs and then she started to react
Dio then stands at her and laughs
Dio: You think you can win? Not at all! I guess i'll just drink your blood-
koishi then disappears and dio had lost his memories about koishi
Dio: What who am i fighting again?
Koishi then started using her Ambivalence spell card and then this fired heart beams anywhere
Dio: Not a problem
The heart beams started freezing as dio touches them and threw it at koishi
And then koishi teleports away while she holds mr hat and then she hits dio everywhere and this broke one of his bones
And then koishi started laughing and petting her little hat
Koishi: Nice one mr hat
Until dio uses his laser eyes at koishi and this hits the poor mr hat and got split in halt
and then koishi drops the two pieces of the poor mr hat and kneels it
And she started breaking in tears and then she gets pissed off
Dio: what's up with your relationship with that hat? is it important to you?
Koishi then didn't answer and instead she screams and pulls out her knife
Dio: hah! you think you can kill me with that
dio then started bringing the world and charging punch at koishi
And then when it was about to punch, koishi saw his stand and stabbed it's hand
Dio then looked in a shock face and his hand started bleeding
Dio then kneels
Dio: H-HOW DID YOU SEE M-MY STAND?!
Koishi: Oh so this is your friend huh?!
as she said it while crying
Koishi: Then say BYE BYE TO HIM!
koishi then starts stabbibg the world and this break it's head and then dio's head started cracking
And then dio started breaking apart as the world does
Dio: WHAT THE HELL???!!!!
And when the world finally breaks apart
Dio exploded, remaining nothing but his arm and leg
K.O
(Cue Hatmann's youkai girl Music Box)
Koishi then started to felt odd after she killed dio
and then she picks up the two pieces of mr hat and walking while crying
Satori and okuu made their way in it as they both saw koishi feeling odd while carrying the two pieces of mr hat
Satori: Koishi what happened?!
And then koishi tried her best to talk
Koishi: I....I just saw a guy wearing color yellow and he has a robot friend....And i asked if he wanted to play and instead.....
Koishi then started crying more
Koishi: He killed mr hat!
then she started crying and covering her face
satori then takes the two pieces of mr hat
Koishi: huh.....what are you gonna do....
Satori: I'll try fixing him, come on let's go...
Okuu: Hey aren't we gonna check what happene- Nevermind i'll just do it myself
Announcer: K.O!!
Satori is seemed fixing mr hat and koishi sitting and still feeling sad
Okuu then checks it and she was in shock as she saw blood and limbs and then broken stuff
Outcome[]
Boomstick: well, i hope satori will get mr hat revived
Wiz: while dio might have more intelligence than koishi, Koishi is capable of surviving being near yuyuko, and was able to fight kasen
Boomstick: and even tho dio can stop time, he can only do it for 9 seconds and koishi can trick him into harming himself
Wiz: and koishi's memory manipulation could be useful to dio, which means if dio forgot about koishi, koishi can have her chance of attacking him
Boomstick: And koishi has made her own realm, even tho it was destroyed by marisa, we aren't sure if the world could destroy it
Wiz: and koishi has multiple of tricks, which means she can trick dio into freezing himsef, or she can just make the world punch itself and break
Boomstick: Do you remember than dio's stand was knocked out by the world, if the world could, koishi could too
Wiz: and dio won't be able to easily suck up her blood, and even if he sucks some blood it'll still be a loss for him
Boomstick: and dio's hypnotize could be useful, but the thing is koishi won't stare on him for too long
Wiz: Dio is may be a god but Koishi just overpower him
Boomstick: I guess dio is just too useless to meet his subconsciousness
Wiz: The winner is Koishi
