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| Season | 2 |
| Season Episode | 5 |
| Air date | Some day… |
| Written by | Cheesypickles564 |
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Kittan vs Yamcha is a What-If? Death Battle written by Cheesypickles564, featuring Kittan Bachika from the Gurren Lagann series and Yamcha from the Dragon Ball series.
Description[]
Where one may lack godly powers, sheer will can certainly make up for it! Will the King drill through Yamcha’s ambition or will the Wolf prove that he’s still got it?
Interlude[]
Puppy: Kittan Bachika, the rival of Kamina and ambitious member of Team Dai Gurren.
Kitty: And Yamcha, the former Desert Bandit turned star baseball player!
Puppy: The world is a harsh place… even if you show your skills and abilities and even sacrifice yourself for the greater good, you may still be accounted for as a dork, simply put.
Kitty: But these two have a special sense of flamboyance while they do this! Whether they’re stealing from people or fighting off lethal invaders, they’ll still be one of a kind! He’s Puppy and I’m Kitty!
Puppy: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
“Kittan is the King of Death Battle!”[]
(Cue: Libera Me From Hell)
Puppy: Far into the future, the Earth has fallen into apocalypse. The world was ravaged by anthropomorphic animal-humans called Beastmen, and humans lived underground.
Kitty: Yeah… so these attack-furries forced humanity to hide and live like moles underneath the ground. Civilians called “Diggers” are selected to expand the underground tunnels, and life really, really sucks all around.
Puppy: But as the Beastmen’s abuse went on and on, there would certainly be a revolution. Part of that was a group called the Black Siblings, led by the egocentric Kittan Bachika!
Kitty: As children, the Bachika siblings were orphaned when their village was destroyed by, you guessed it, Beastmen. After that, they made the logical choice and swore to blow every last Beastman into smithereens with OIL BOMBS! That’s the spirit!
Puppy: While on their plight, they encountered humanity’s ambitious liberator Kamina and one of the current diggers, Simon. Mistaking Kamina for a gunman, one of the Beastmen’s giant robots, the siblings attacked and immobilized Kamina, only to figure out that he wasn’t a Beastman.
Kitty: Jeez, Kittan… they eventually reconciled, but an intense rivalry between Kittan and Kamina would spark, eventually prompting Kittan to leave his sisters behind and join Kamina and Simon’s resistance! He’s certainly not winning “brother of the year.”
Puppy: And it was there that he would meet Yoko Littner, the bodacious sniper of Team-Dai Gurren.
Kitty: Being the horndog that he is, Kittan had already hit it off with Yoko who, in turn, wanted nothing to do with him! Instead, she started crushing on Kamina who, mind you, was eighteen while she was fourteen. Weird.
Puppy: But none of this stops Kittan from being a formidable fighter! His main weapon is King Kittan, a gunman stolen from the Beastmen.
Kitty: This giant metal banana is powered by Spiral Power, the power of evolution itself. This allows Kittan and his Mecha to increase their size and perform super powered attacks, including the “Space Sunbeam,” a laser fired directly from King Kittan’s lance!
Puppy: But that’s nothing compared to his signature move, the “Kittan Stinger!” This move merges King Kittan’s limbs into a giant battering ram, forcing the mecha into opponents and splitting them open!
Kitty: But who needs cosmic powers when you can have good ol’ weapons? Kittan also wields a slingshot to fire oil bombs at opponents, creating both explosions and smokescreens! But best of all, Kittan also wields a shotgun, HELL YEAH!
Puppy: Ahem… this shotgun doesn’t fire normal rounds, but instead Spiral Shells, which pack enough power to harm Mugann, a giant space weapon!
Kitty: With someone so powerful on their side, Dai-Gurren’s revolution would certainly be successful, right? Think again. Further into the war, Kamina was killed by a Beastmen general, hitting the team with a moment of weakness.
Puppy: But Kittan would stand up—despite his earlier incompetence, Kittan would take role of leader and lead Team Dai-Gurren into battle once more!
Kitty: And so, after a climactic battle, the team was victorious, and humanity was liberated from the evil furries!
Puppy: But, of course, you can’t have a moment of peace… years later, an evil race known only as the “Anti-Spirals” attacked, putting the team back in action. But it was here where Kittan would make a tragic but noble sacrifice…
Kitty: The Anti-Spirals had set off a device called the “Death Spiral Machine” which was made to exterminate every last bit of Spiral Energy. Kittan had decided to sacrifice himself to destroy the machine, but not before getting the kiss with Yoko he had waited years for.
Kitty: You go, man!
Puppy: Unlocking the true potential of Spiral Energy, Kittan used his Giga Drill Breaker, a massive attack that had incinerated the machine but ended up destroying him, too.
Kitty: Fly high, king.
Puppy: His sacrifice would be remembered, and the war would be fought on in his name, and in the name of everyone who fell—
Kitty: Yeah, that’s cool and all… but let’s cover what feats Kittan could perform when he was still, Y’know, alive…? I can’t take your speeches seriously…
Puppy: Why? You… ugh… Kittan is exceptionally strong, especially shown when he’s fought on par with Kamina multiple times.
Kitty: Yeah, this guy’s been able to dodge bullets and fight Gunmen which, mind you, are huge robots!
Puppy: But comparing Kittan to Kamina isn’t his only feat of strength. With King Kittan, he’s been able to take out hordes of enemies and even destroy multiple Mugann, which, as we’ve said before, are weapons visible from outer space!
Kitty: And King Kittan’s also shown to be equal to the Arc-Gurren Lagann, which is more powerful than a normal gunmen and has even been capable of destroying waves of gunmen-sized battleships with a single attack!
Puppy: But he’s also pretty fast, too. Kittan’s managed to dodge direct gunfire and in King Kittan, he has managed to keep up with the Arc-Gurren Lagann, which can move at Mach 50488!
Kitty: His durability is also impressive! He’s survived blows from Kamina, multiple Beastmen and other gunmen, and King Kittan can even regenerate from his own Drill Breaker for a short amount of time.
Puppy: But he’s also not without fault. Despite his heroic personality, Kittan’s easily angered and very arrogant, not to mention that using his own Drill Breaker attack kills him.
Kitty: But even then, this badass vigilante turned universe savior’s sacrifice will be seen as the pinnacle of heroism, and he will inspire the team to drive forward, even when—
Puppy: Now you’re doing the speeches!
Kitty: Shut up…
Kittan: "This is Simon's soul! Team Dai-Gurren's soul! Humanity's soul... and actually, it's MY SOUL! Do you seriously think it's gonna be wiped out by the likes of you?! King... Kittan... GIGA... DRILL... BREAK!!!"
”Yamcha Wolf Fang Fists Death Battle!”[]
(Cue: Wolf Hurricane)
Puppy: There’s a tale in the Diablo Desert… a tale that tells of a mysterious bandit who deprives any and all who cross his path of their money.
Kitty: Alongside his weird shape shifting cat buddy Puar, this bandit was feared throughout the desert! His name was Yamcha—huh? Are you sure we’re talking about the same person, Puppy?
Puppy: I’m absolutely sure. This Lone Wolf was pretty big back in the day, but he ended up making the fateful decision to try and steal from a young Goku, who was in the same desert as he was.
Kitty: Goku? That’s not really a good idea. As expected, Yamcha got his ass kicked and he joined Goku on his journey, eventually hooking up with Goku’s friend Bulma. You sly dog…
Puppy: I wouldn’t exactly call it “hooking up” because of Yamcha’s degrading fear of women. Even then, Yamcha had still been able to prove to his newfound friends that he was a formidable warrior.
Kitty: Which is shown through Yamcha’s skill in swordsmanship and other weapons! He may be a jobber, but he’s also a beast when he’s got his Azure Dragon Sword, his silver scimitar used in his bandit days. However, he’s really at his best when it comes to martial arts!
Puppy: This is already proven when he entered the annual Budokai Tenkaichi, a masterful martial arts tournament where the best of the best battle it out! To be able to do this, you’d have to expect Yamcha to have some tricks up his sleeves, which he certainly does.
Kitty: Yamcha has multiple techniques, but we’ll first cover his iconic signature move, the Wolf Fang Fist. With this move, our boy Yamcha strikes multiple times like a rabid wolf! It really lives up to it’s name, huh?
Puppy: He also has multiple other moves stemming off of his signature one—including the Wolf Claw, a watered-down version of it, the Reverse Wolf Fang Fist, which is the same move used behind the opponent, and the Gale Claws, which he can use to propel himself into the sky!
Kitty: But it’s Dragon Ball, so you can also expect Yamcha to have some sort of magic abilities, right? Enter Ki, which he can use to fly and even fire a giant laser beam with a name everybody knows—the Kamehameha!
Puppy: Don’t forget about the Spirit Ball, a magic ball of ki that he can control and use to attack opponents in one lethal attack.
Kitty: But you can’t forget his most lethal move of all… a baseball pitch! Taking the agility of the Wolf Fang Fist and the raw power of the Spirit Ball and smashing them together, Yamcha invented the Wolf Fang Pitching Fist! So now you’d think Yamcha would be on Goku’s level, right? Think again.
Puppy: Yamcha had overcame his fear of women, got together with Bulma, joined an elite group and things were really looking up for him. That is until…
Kitty: Ka-boom! That’s always been funny…
Puppy: Really? I think it’s a tragic end to a character we’ve known to love and… nevermind. Yamcha was forced into fighting an army of Saibamen, the green minions of Vegeta. He had managed to take down a few of them, but he eventually met his end through one of their self-destruction attacks.
Kitty: And so Yamcha was killed by the minions of the guy who would later marry his girl Bulma… Y’know, this is really inconvenient. You were making him sound pretty damn cool.
Puppy: But that doesn’t stop Yamcha from still being a badass fighter! He was able to defeat Recoome in a battle. Recoome has been able to defeat Vegeta, who has been able to destroy planets. Not to mention the fact that he’s been able to defeat multiple Saibamen, the same guys who are on the same level as Raditz, who upscales feats of lighting-timing and moon-destroying.
Kitty: He’s also been able to match Kid Goku who, despite being a kid version of our favorite Saiyan hero, can crush boulders, destroy cars and fight bears. That’s one strong kid, and one even stronger Yamcha!
Puppy: But Yamcha’s also incredibly durable as well, which has been shown when he’s pulled off feats like taking hits from Saibamen and a single attack from Champa, a god of destruction.
Popup: He certainly can’t stomach an explosion attack, though.
Kitty: There’s also his speed—which we can already tell is pretty high through his feats of keeping up with Krillin and even some forms of Goku. Hell, he’s even been stated by the lightning-dodging Master Roshi that Yamcha surpassed him!
Puppy: But he also has a few weaknesses that are worth pointing out. He tends to get arrogant and cocky, which can really screw him over in a battle. But even then, he may be far from the strongest character in Dragon Ball, but time and time again, Yamcha has proven himself to still be formidable.
Kitty: …that death scene’s still funny.
Puppy: Ugh…
Yamcha: “I’m not only handsome, but I’m the strongest in the universe, too! The girls won’t be able to keep their hands off me!”
Intermission[]
Puppy: Alright, the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possibilities. Feel free to vote for who you believe will win in the poll:https://strawpoll.com/GeZAOa2ObnV
Kitty: But now! IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!
Pre-Fight[]
The sun was blazing, and a crowd roared in an arena. Cheers and yells were thrown around, and in the center of the arena was a circle, where an unconscious man fell to the ground.
“And he’s done it again! Kittan of Team-Dai Gurren has taken down another challenger!” The announcer yells as Kittan, who was standing in the center of the ring, raises his fist.
“Amazing! How does he do it?” The announcer yells in a cheery and incredibly loud voice.
Kittan wiped his lip and looked at his opponent as he was dragged off the center. He looked around the crowd as the announcer yelled, “Are there any other challengers?!”
After a few seconds with no reply, the announcer yells, “And Kittan Bachika is the champ—“
“I’d like to challenge him!” A single finger gun rises from the crowd and the man who raised it slowly butts through, eventually reaching the center. This man was Yamcha, and he quickly shifted into a fighting stance.
Kittan’s eyes widen as he sees his shaggy-haired opponent. “Dammit… you’re that alien hero everyone talks about! I’ll take you down.”
“Huh?” Yamcha raises an eyebrow. “I—I think you’ve got the wrong guy.”
The two stand in awkward silence for a few moments, which the announcer’s loud voice quickly breaks. “Are either of you going to make a move…?”
“Hey, wait, you’re that Kamina guy I’ve heard about! What happened to your hair…?” Yamcha asks in response.
“Why—you… just who the hell do you think you are!?”
In response to this, Kittan dashes towards Yamcha and reels his fist back, beginning the battle!
(Cue: Wolf Fang Justice)
FIGHT![]
Kittan throws a punch that manages to catch Yamcha off-guard, sending him staggering backwards.
“Alright—alright, you’re not him… honest mistake.” Yamcha says as he regains his balance, stopping himself from stepping out of the ring. “Here goes nothing…”
Yamcha dashes forward and delivers a roundhouse kick to Kittan’s chest, causing him to lose his breath and drop his fighting stance. Yamcha smirks and attempts to throw a finishing punch at his opponent to knock him out of the ring, but Kittan manages to block it with an open hand.
“You might be able to hit, but you’re still not that good—“ Kittan’s monologue is interrupted as Yamcha delivers another lethal kick, but this time to his face! “…dammit, you are good!”
“Thanks, I’ve—“ Yamcha is interrupted this time as Kittan forces all of his effort into a single punch to the Desert Bandit’s face, which sends him barreling to the ground.
“And he’s down for the count!” Kittan chuckles, raising his fist in success and prompting the crowd to begin cheering again!
Yamcha manages to stumble back to his feet, his breathing growing heavier. “…this isn’t wrestling…” he says as he regains his composure. “But you’ve had your fun! It’s my turn now…”
The two pace the circular ring, staring each other in the eyes, waiting for someone to make a move…
…which Kittan does, brashly sprinting towards Yamcha and attempting to deliver a heavy punch to the Desert Bandit’s face! Yamcha manages to dodge it and grab onto Kittan, throwing him into the air!
As Kittan attempts to process the situation, he looks down at the ring and the fans who were watching in suspense and notices Yamcha suddenly start pursuing him with his flight ability. “Dammit!”
“Wolf Claw!” Yamcha hits Kittan midair with a two subsequent slashes of his own hands, which send Kittan darting into the center of the stadium!
As the dust clears and Kittan manages to shake the rubble off of him, he looks up and mutters under his breath. “Hngghh… he’s got me outmatched… I’ll just have to play dirty.”
As Yamcha quickly descends using his flight, Kittan manages to reach something from his coat. “This one’s for all the ladies out here!”
To everyone’s surprise, Kittan draws a shotgun and fires two spiral shells at Yamcha, which halt his flight and cause him to fall to the ground.
Despite the oddity of the sight, the crowd began to cheer Kittan’s name as Yamcha slowly got back to his feet. “That… that shouldn’t be allowed.”
“—hey, when you’re the champion, you can do anything!” Kittan notices that Yamcha had somehow gotten up from the blow, so he holds the shotgun towards him. “Now hold still…”
Yamcha’s eyes widen as he looks down the barrel of a shotgun. He responds by leaping forward and kicking Kittan in the chest, causing him to stumble and drop the shotgun.
Yamcha reels his fists back and quickly attacks Kittan with multiple swipes and punches in quick succession. “You’re pretty tricky… but tricks won’t beat me!” The Desert Bandit boasts before landing a final attack that causes Kittan to fall to the ground… right next to his shotgun, which Yamcha had already forgotten about.
“So if I were you, I’d give up—“ Yamcha was too late to notice that Kittan had grabbed his shotgun once more, and was now pointing it upward at the Desert Bandit.
“I’m not sure about that—tricks have gotten me this far already!” Kittan smirks and fires at Yamcha again, the discharge sending the Desert Bandit to the other side of the ring!
“Folks, I’m not even sure this is allowed, but to hell with it!” The announcer yells as the crowd’s cheers grow louder and louder! “It seems that our champion has the advantage here!”
“…I’m trying my best…” Yamcha mutters under his breath before bolting towards Kittan at breakneck pace. “Wolf Hurricane!”
Before Kittan can fire his shotgun again, Yamcha delivers a downward kick to Kittan’s face before subsequently delivering multiple punches and one final swing that knocks the breath out of Kittan and releasing the shotgun from his grasp! The weapon flies into the air for a short amount of time before landing into Yamcha’s arms.
“Now you’re done! I know how to use one of these things…” Yamcha says, pointing the same shotgun at Kittan. The crowd gasps in horror at the sight of the Desert Bandit wielding the same weapon his opponent did moments before!
“Now this is certainly an odd turn of events! Mr. Yamcha has decided to cheat and bring a weapon into the arena!” The announcer yells in shock.
“Oh, come on!” Yamcha grits his teeth before being caught off guard by a punch thrown by his opponent that sends the shotgun into the air again! But Kittan doesn’t catch it and instead pulls out a slingshot, loading it with an oil bomb.
“Take this!” Kittan fires the oil bomb at Yamcha, who barely dodges it. The bomb hits the ground and detonates, startling Yamcha.
“And he’s got another weapon!” Yamcha would sigh before rolling across the ring to dodge another oil bomb, eventually leaping into the air and reeling his fists back.
“Gale Claws!” Yamcha yells as he slightly propels into the air and swipes his fists across Kittan almost as if they were wolf claws, which deals a heavy amount of damage but isn’t enough to stop Kittan from firing another oil bomb. This one strikes Yamcha in the chest and sends him blasting upward in an explosive splendor!
“This was fun, but you won’t be able to stomach THIS!” Kittan yells as he fires one final oil bomb at Yamcha, which closes in on him incredibly quickly! Yamcha closes his eyes in anticipation and manages to catch the oil bomb with an open palm.
“Here comes the BIG ONE!” Yamcha says as he quickly descends from the altitude the oil bomb’s explosion had put him at, somehow managing to stay focused. “Wolf Fang Pitching Fist!” Yamcha yells, coating the bomb in ki and throwing it back down at his opponent, creating a massive explosion that blasts Kittan into the stands and creates a crater in the side of the arena!
“…there’s no way… the newcomer has beaten our champion!” The announcer yells as the crowd begins to cheer for their new champion!
…but something was off.
Yamcha looked over at the crater in the arena, which was still coated in a dust cloud from the impact. Almost suddenly, a giant yellow Gunman leaps from the ground, it’s red eyes staring straight down at Yamcha. This was King Kittan.
“You haven’t won yet!” Kittan yells from inside of the robot!
(Cue: Thrust Through the Heavens With Your Spirit!)
Yamcha looks up in fear as King Kittan’s massive shadow rises over the arena. “Crap…”
The Gunman’s massive arm smashes against the center of the arena in a blinding move that Yamcha was barely able to dodge.
“And it seems that the champion has returned… bigger, and more… banana shaped…? How will the newcomer fare?!” The announcer yells in his microphone.
Yamcha dodges another swing delivered by King Kittan, the same determined look remaining in his eyes. “I just need to—“
“I’ll break you!” The Desert Bandit’s eyes widen as King Kittan slams his fist into the ground, scattering rubble and dust across the arena.
Nimbly sidestepping to avoid more attacks from the giant Gunman, Yamcha shifts his hands into place. “I’ve gotta hand it to ya, banana man, you’ve given me a good fight, but it’s over for you now!” A sly smirk appears on the Desert Bandit’s face as he looks up at the Gunman standing before him.
“Ka…me…” Yamcha grins, staring up at King Kittan, who was reeling his fist back. “Ha…me…”
“HA!” Directly before Kittan’s attack connects, a familiar energy beam rockets from Yamcha’s joined hands, growing larger in size and illuminating the arena!
“Huh… dammit, what?” Kittan curses to himself from inside his Gunman as he notices the energy beam hitting him. “I’m not afraid of fightin’, shaggy-hair! I’ll just hit RIGHT BACK! SPACE SUNBEAM!”
King Kittan’s arm begins to unfold into a lance despite the amount of damage being dealt by the energy beam. This lance fires an energy beam back, pushing Yamcha’s kamehameha back and getting both beams into a deadlock.
“GO TO HELL!” Kittan yells with a smirk, putting even more effort into his beam and overpowering Yamcha’s, causing the Sunbeam to overpower the Desert Bandit’s kamehameha and engulf him entirely.
The dust slowly settles to reveal that the Sunbeam hadn’t only hit Yamcha, but half of the arena too! The broken pieces of the once great colosseum lie on the dirt and one figure can be seen below King Kittan in the arena… it seemed to be Yamcha, charred and curled up in an iconic pose.
“And Kittan Bachika is yet again the winner!” The announcer yells,‘ignoring the fact that half of the arena was destroyed by a giant Gunman.
Suddenly, Yamcha jumps from the ground, shaking off the dust and reeling his fist back as he bolts towards King Kittan, revealing he had used his Fake Death.
“Gotcha!” The Desert Bandit yells as he reaches a close proximity to the Gunman. “WOLF-FANG FIST!”
(Cue: Wolf Hurricane)
Landing each blow in quick succession, Yamcha repeatedly hit the massive Gunman with punches and claw swipes that leave sparking trails and manage to push King Kittan backwards.
“ARWOOOOO!” Yamcha howls, delivering the final attack that manages to blast King Kittan into the side of the arena, causing him to crush even more of the carefully-built colosseum and some unfortunate bystanders.
“And with a power move from the newcomer, the champion is down—“
King Kittan stands back up and forces it’s fist down, nearly hitting Yamcha once more.
“…and he’s back up again! This match may be closer than we thought!”
“Give me a break…” Yamcha says before the massive hand of Kittan’s Gunman wraps around him and begins to spin around so violently that the hard gusts of wind manage to blast apart more of the arena!
“You know how to pitch… so PLAY BALL!” Kittan yells from inside King Kittan who subsequently throws Yamcha into the sky, sending him darting through the air in a ball of fire.
After reaching an intense altitude due to the throw, Yamcha manages to stop himself from going farther with his flight. “…hot! Hot!” He yells as he shakes the fire off of him.
“I’ll just need to get back down there and finish this fight…” Yamcha looks back down at the ruined arena, noticing that King Kittan was slowly getting bigger… and bigger.
“Don’t back down yet, shaggy-hair!” Kittan can be heard yelling from the rapidly approaching Gunman. King Kittan sticks out his lance-like arm and fires another Sunbeam that barely misses Yamcha, startling the Desert Bandit and prompting him to start flying away FAST.
“Hold still!” Kittan yells through grit teeth as he pilots King Kittan to continue firing more Sunbeams at his opponent, who was bolting around the sky in attempts to dodge each individual laser.
With wide grin, Yamcha flies backwards—and directly into his opponent’s Gunman. “Here goes nothing…” the Desert Bandit says, grabbing the teeth of King Kittan, noticing just how big the Mecha was compared to him. “HYAHH!” He yells, forcing a lot of effort into pulling the Gunman’s mouth open while it was still rocketing through the sky.
Successfully opening the hatch, Yamcha is met face-to-face by Kittan, who was busy piloting the Gunman. “Hey! You—what?!”
Kittan’s confusion made the situation incredibly awkward, but it shifted back into a fight when Kittan let go of the controls and forced his foot into Yamcha’s stomach, pushing him out of King Kittan almost as quickly as he had got in.
“Just give up already!” Kittan yells after closing the mouth of King Kittan and batting the Desert Bandit away with the lance-like arm.
“Hnngghh…” Yamcha catches himself midair with his flight before joining his hands together once more! “KAMEHAMEH—“
He’s interrupted by King Kittan batting him away once more. “Stop doing that!” Kittan yells before piloting the Gunman to swing it’s hand downward, sending Yamcha darting to the arena below in a ball of fire.
KA-BLAM!
(Cue: Never Second Best)
The Desert Bandit had smashed into the center of the arena so hard that it created a HUGE crater and blew apart more of the already ruined arena!
As he slowly stands up inside of the crater, Yamcha weakly looks up at King Kittan, who was slowly descending. “…c…crap.”
King Kittan’s massive hand suddenly grabs Yamcha once more, and the camera shifts back to the announcer’s stand, who stands in fear.
“Oh my, oh my… I’ve never seen someone’s spine bend that way! And now he’s punching him into the dirt… and how is the newcomer going to come back from that?!”
The focus returns to the fighters, with King Kittan throwing a battered Yamcha to the ground. Despite the heavy damage inflicted on him, the Desert Bandit can keep his footwork fast enough to match his heavy breathing, and he still has a grin on his face.
“Is… is that the best you can do…?” Yamcha baits his opponent, getting back into his iconic fighting stance.
“If I went all out, you’d be done by now!” Kittan yells with a smug tone before piloting his Gunman to perform his signature move—the Kittan Stinger! The multiple limbs of King Kittan shift together to transform the Gunman into a battering ram of sorts.
“Sayonara, rookie!” Kittan yells before his Gunman blasts forward and smashes the battering ram against the side of the arena and spreading even more debris, but failing to hit his opponent… who had seemingly vanished into thin air.
“Huh… he disappeared?” Kittan turns his Gunman around to look for his opponent, before settling on a single verdict. “That coward—“
But he’s interrupted by Yamcha reappearing behind him and yelling out the name of his next move, “Reverse Wolf Fang Fist!”
Before Kittan can react, the Desert Bandit releases another flurry of slashes and punches, each delivered in quick succession. Each blow is delivered with more power than the last, and once the final blow is dealt, King Kittan is pushed off of it’s legs!
“THIS IS IT!” Yamcha yells, straining as he grabs the right leg of King Kittan and throws the Gunman into the air.
Yamcha joins his hands together and yells out one more time, “KAMEHAMEHA!” Heralding the energy beam that would erupt from his connected hands and spiral into the sky, eventually engulfing King Kittan and creating a spectacle of light that could be seen from miles around!
After this, the charred Gunman fell to the arena, with no movement being seen. Yamcha thought to himself, “He’s come back from a lot of things, but is this… truly it…?”
…however, he was proven wrong.
The smoldering Gunman slowly rose and began to piece itself back together, though it had done this very roughly. It began to grow and grow before reaching a size even larger than before, with a larger lance and a shield to boot. The monster ripped through the remaining pieces of the arena, leaving only the bewildered announcer’s stand.
“Damn this… damn you! You want to see some power, well I’ll go far beyond my ‘limits!’ Shaggy-hair, meet SPACE KING KITTAN!”
And immediately after the pilot’s short monologue, Space King Kittan let out an ear-shattering roar as Yamcha looked up in fear.
“Oh, come on…”
(Cue: Will of the Drill)
The huge shadow of Space King Kittan covers Yamcha as the Gunman raises it’s giant foot.
“Holy—“ Yamcha mumbles before dashing out of the way, barely escaping Space King Kittan’s stomp, which has enough power to shake the ground and send Yamcha to the ground.
Stumbling back to his feet, Yamcha flies into the air to avoid yet another stomp from the giant mech, eventually reaching a high enough altitude to stand face-to-face with the Gunman.
“How the hell did you NOT get crushed?!” Kittan yells from inside Space King Kittan before spinning his lance-like arm in a cyclone and batting Yamcha to the side with one mighty swipe.
Yamcha rockets into one of the surviving pieces of the arena, sending debris blasting to the ground after an impact was made. He slowly and weakly rises to his feet, staring back up at the huge mech before him.
All of his life, he’d been seen as a joke, and in this moment of weakness, all of the memories rushed back. Hell, there wasn’t anyone cheering for him in the crowd! But if he fell here, he wouldn’t have been able to make a bigger name for himself… he had nothing to lose and everything to gain!
Despite the aching in his muscles, Yamcha managed to open his palm and slowly start unloading Ki into one more attack… “C’mon… c’mon… YES!”
The Spirit Ball had materialized above his open hand, it’s ethereal glow illuminating the broken piece of the arena he was standing in. Kittan had finally noticed what his opponent was doing, and in an attempt to stop it, he piloted the Gunman to reel it’s lance back before thrusting it forward!
“HYAH!” Yamcha yells as the Gunman’s lance grows closer and closer. The Spirit Ball was unleashed and Yamcha begins to control it with hand movements, and in one flashy motion, he directs the Spirit Ball into the center of the Gunman’s giant lance, splitting it from the inside!
“Hnngghhh… DAMMIT!” Kittan yells in anger as he pushes the lance even further forward in another attempt to take out his opponent, but it was proven unsuccessful, as the Spirit Ball had cut the lance in two and was now making it’s way around Space King Kittan!
Before the pilot could even react, Yamcha’s Spirit Ball had bolted through each limb of the Gunman and bisected them. The Spirit Ball eventually turns around and in a final flash of light, blasts straight through the Gunman’s horned head, causing it to explode!
“GAHH!” Kittan yells before being engulfed by the explosion. No… he had made it this far… he had made a name for himself through this tournament… people loved him, and he wasn’t playing second banana any more. He couldn’t fall here…
Instead of succumbing to the might of the Spirit Ball’s explosion, Kittan instead forced all of his will into taking advantage of his Gunman’s evolutionary ability and regenerating it back to it’s original King Kittan form, but this time, with a massive drill on it’s right arm.
“I DIDN’T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS, SHAGGY-HAIR, BUT YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!” Kittan yells with a smirk on his face. He had truly enjoyed this clash, but it was time to END IT!
“Likewise!” Yamcha yells before shifting back into his fighting stance. For Bulma, for Puar, for everyone he’d befriended… for everyone he’s beaten and lost to, he would strike his opponent down.
Kittan reeled the drill back. “Yoko, Kamina, Simon… this one’s for you…”
Yamcha leaps into the air to reach the altitude of the Gunman, reeling his fist back too.
“WOLF FANG FIST!”
“GIGA DRILL BREAKER!”
Time seemed to slow as the two came near each other. Kittan prepared to release his Drill Breaker, while Yamcha prepared to deliver his signature move…
And in the end, Yamcha’s move hit before the Gunman could fire his attack! With multiple heavy, Ki-charged and vigorous punches and slashes, Yamcha cleaved through the center of the Gunman faster than anyone in the crowd could perceive, eventually bisecting King Kittan and it’s pilot in half, resulting in a large explosion! Yamcha strikes a pose midair, acknowledging his victory!
As he lands, out of breath, Yamcha looks back at the announcer’s stand. The announcer, who was stunned by the spectacle in the sky, grabs his microphone and heartily yells, “And the newcomer is our winner!”
Yamcha raises his fist in victory before fainting on the ground.
KO!
- Ending Screen A: Yamcha stumbles out of the broken arena, a smirk on his face as he looks back one final time with respect. His opponent had fought well.
- Ending Screen B: The announcer is in the center of the arena, finally taking notice of the damage done. “Dammit! I’m going to kill that—“ he’s interrupted by a metal piece of King Kittan falling from the sky and directly hitting his head, knocking him unconscious instantly.
Results[]
Kitty: Woah, play that back! How the hell did Yamcha win? I mean, look at King Kittan! That thing’s huge! And he’s… well, Yamcha!
Puppy: There were actually many, many factors in the outcome of this battle. Despite the massive size difference when King Kittan was brought out, this was actually a very close battle!
Kitty: Yeah, for starters, Yamcha had a pretty big speed edge, being able to move faster than light while Kittan’s shown speed feats that, while they are impressive, cap him out at only Mach 50488, while moving at lightspeed is Mach 874030!
Puppy: Pairing that with Yamcha’s wider arsenal and more useful abilities, once King Kittan came out, Kittan would essentially be trying to catch a housefly without gear, except this housefly can hit back!
Kitty: And without King Kittan, Yamcha had a massive stat edge overall, meaning that Kittan would eventually have to bring his Gunman out which, despite making them on equal footing stat-wise, would also end up making him fight even more of an uphill battle.
Puppy: But Kittan wasn’t entirely blown out of the water—the size and regeneration of King Kittan would make it especially hard for Yamcha to take him out, but the Desert Bandit’s strength edge would allow him to take down both the Gunman and it’s pilot after a long battle. Kittan may have been a formidable fighter and an excellent pilot, but Yamcha’s speed, strength and wider and more useful arsenal of abilities allowed him to take the win.
Kitty: In a Bachi-cold turn of events, Kittan struck out and Yamcha Lagained the gold.
Puppy: The winner is Yamcha.
Next Time on Death Battle…[]
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Trivia[]
- The connections between Kittan and Yamcha are that they are both former desert vigilantes that later joined the main character’s cause, despite being antagonistic to them at the start. They can harness the ability of controlling and using the energy of one‘s inner self and live force (Ki and Spiral Energy) and while they aren’t the best out of their respective groups, they still try their best to harness their capabilities of said energy to protect their world and friends from all dangers and evil. They also both have death scenes that are iconic for different reasons
- The soundtrack name would be “Last Wish of a Wolf” referencing the last wish quote after Kittan’s death and Yamcha’s signature move, the Wolf Fang Fist.