|Kitana VS Stealth Elf|
|Season 1, Episode 2|
|Wario VS Rouge||Maleficent VS Lord Voldemort|
Mortal Kombat vs. Skylanders! Which masked femme fatale will prevail? Can Kitana outmatch the green ninja, or will Stealth Elf be able to sneak around the Edenian princess?
(Cue Invader - Jim Johnson)
Wizard: "Today, we bring you a fight between two different masked femme fatales... designed for two different age demographics."
Boomstick: "Kitana, the princess of Edenia."
Wizard: "And Stealth Elf of the Life element Skylanders."
Boomstick: "He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick."
Wizard: "And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle."
Wizard: "Among the realms of the Mortal Kombat universe, Edenia is a paradise. Filled with lush foliage, rich in culture, and also well known for their pies."
Boomstick: "And not to mention, it's only inhabitants are hot, scantily-dressed ninja women who barely age. So I know where I'm planning my next vacation!"
Wizard: "Though many years ago, the finest warriors of Edenia's king participated in the infamous Mortal Kombat tournament, which the overlord Shao Kahn managed to defeat ten battles in a row. By the rulings of the Elder Gods, this allowed Shao Kahn to invade and conquer the realm."
Boomstick: "Surely there has to be an easier way to determine this other than a tournament every hundred years, but... Well, the Elder Gods are kinda dicks anyway, so this doesn't surprise me."
Wizard: "In order to legitimize himself as the ruler of Edenia, Shao Kahn killed the king, and forced Queen Sindel to marry him through mind control. This then lead to him adopting Sindel's only daughter... the princess Kitana."
Work in progress...
(Cue: Exploring the Ruins)
Wizard: "Behold, the magical world known as Skylands. A world of magic, adventure, and new discoveries waiting to be made. For thousands of years, beings known as the Portal Masters have protected this world from the forces of evil. Among the Portal Masters, none were as faithful as Eon, and his team of elite heroes known as the Skylanders."
Boomstick: "These incredibly marketable heroes were separated into ten different elements, each with their own elite Skylanders. The elites of the element of Life are... a... creepy bamboo plant... and Stealth Elf, an elf who's way more badass than the ones they got up in the North Pole."
(Cue: Cascade Glade)
Wizard: "The origins of Stealth Elf are unknown for the most part. She was separated from her parents at an early age and woke up one day in the middle of the forest with amnesia."
Boomstick: "Don'tcha just hate it when that happens?"
Wizard: "Several days later, Stealth Elf came across an old tree that... turned out to be a... martial... arts expert... Yeah, okay... And over the years, the sentient tree trained the young elf in the ways of stealth and ninjitsu. Eventually, Stealth Elf surpassed her bark-covered sensei, who then introduced her to Eon, and she was promptly invited to join the Skylanders."
Boomstick: "Okay, if there are ANY trees out there that can teach people how to kick ass, then I might start taking arbor day more seriously."
Wizard: "All right, the combatants are set, it's time to end this debate once and for all!"
Boomstick: "It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!"
Setting: Edenian Temple Ruins
We see Kitana practicing her skills on a training dummy she has hanging from a rope. Kitana uses her fans to slice up the dummy in mere seconds. She closes her fans and turns away, but then hears something. She looks up and sees what looks to be a helicopter made out of wood and leaves flying overhead and landing nearby. Kitana prepares to investigate.
Over by the helicopter, turning out to be the Stealth Stinger, Stealth Elf comes out of it wearing her Super Shot outfit. She takes it off, revealing her usual attire underneath. She looks around and sighs, then takes out a bamboo pole and balances herself on it. Soon, she is one with nature. She is at peace. She is-
Kitana: "Who goes there?"
-losing her balance and faling over. Stealth Elf picks herself up and turns to see Kitana.
Stealth Elf: "What's it to you?"
Kitana: "I am Kitana, ruler of the Edenians, and you are tresspassing on sacred grounds. So leave now!"
Stealth Elf: "And if I don't?"
Kitana whips out her fans and opens them up.
Kitana: "Then I will teach you discipline!"
Kitana takes a fighting stance, and Stealth Elf draws her daggers and takes one as well.
Stealth Elf: "Bring it on, sister."