Rules[]
- Kirby, Right Back At Ya! and Super Smash Bros: Ultimate will not be used for Kirby.
Description[]
Nintendo vs Dragon Ball. For this AidenRulz0828 Production of DEATH BATTLE we have Kirby from the Nintendo series of the same name vs Beerus from the Anime by Akira Toriyama, Dragon Ball.
Introduction[]
(Cue: Vs. Dave and Bambi - Main Menu)
Dave: Kirby, Pink Puffball of Nintendo and Hero of Popstar.
Bambi: Beerus, God of Destruction and Villain of Dragon Ball.
Dave: Food is a delectable item. It's used as healing, enjoyment, and just to devour for survival.
Bambi: And these two eat up and destroy anything in their path. He's Dave and I'm Bambi.
Dave: And it's our job to analyze their Weapons, Skills, and Achievements to find out Who Would Win in a DEATH BATTLE!
Kirby devours DEATH BATTLE[]
(Cue: Kirby and the Forgotten Land - Running Through the New World)
Dave: We already went over Maxwell from Scribblenauts on our previous episode of Death Battle, but this pink puffball ties with him. On April 27 of the year 1992, Masahiro Sakurai had made a game for their 1989 Console, The Game Boy. This was a game called "Kirby's Dream Land" where you played as a pink orb with red shoes and stubs which are apparently supposed to be hands.
Bambi: This is Kirby himself and It was a somewhat simple game. You eat enemies harder than Pac-Man, Gain their abilities, and proceed to defeat the evil penguin King Dedede who is an evil penguin who I guess harmed Kirby in some way. Gee, where have I heard of that before *cough**cough*riggyandthepenguinthatstolehiskidney*cough* ... Anyways, Kirby had casually defeated the penguin and then went on to defeat people like Je- I mean Marx and proceed to gain a bunch of cool abilities in the process.
Background[]
- Name: Kirby
- Height: 8 inches
- Weight: Possibly 10 ounces
- Age: About 200
- Species: ???
Dave: Wait what? This child-looking thing is 200 YEARS OLD!?!?! Okay moving on to arsenal.
Arsenal[]
- Warp Star
- Water Gun
- Robobot Armor
Dave: You're kidding right?
Bambi: Nope. This is his entire arsenal.
Dave: This is less than El Macho or Maxwell. They have a Warp Star which is his main mode of transportation. He can also spit it out at enemies. A Water Gun which shoots water and he has Armor.
Bambi: Well the Armor could drill through planets. That's interesting.
Dave: Well maybe his abilities are better
Abilities[]
- Mid-High Regeneration
- Existence Erasure
- Resurrection
- Void Manipulation
- Inhale
- Flight
Dave: Okay, We're getting somewhere. He has Regeneration enough to where he can tear himself apart and survive as well as methods to bring himself back to life. He has Existence Erasure which explains itself and apparently has Void Manipulation... also explains itself. Plus he has his classic flight jumps which allows him to glide through the air and his inhale which gives him the copy abilities we're about to explain. This next part better be interesting or I swear to g-
Copy Abilities[]
Pop-Up: These copy abilities are given from enemies, so Kirby will have the home-field advantage for this fight.
- Sword
- Circus
- Wing
- Ball
- Burning
- Tornado
- Crash
- Spear
- Tire
- Parasol
- Ninja
- Ultra Sword
- Mini
- Grand Hammer
- Archer
- Yo-Yo
- Doctor
- Cupid
- Star Rod
- Hypernova
- Drill
- and Many More
Dave: od... OH NOW WE'RE TALKING!!! He has plenty of copy abilities which he just takes by eating his enemies. Like the Sword Ability which gives him a special sword, and the Tire Ability where he can spindash like Sonic. He has the Parasol which gives him an Umbrella and the Cupid which lets him shoot arrows. There are plenty of other abilities, but we honestly don't want to be here 24 Hours before we get to Beerus. But, we can also talk about a recent ability, Mouthful Mode
Mouthful Mode[]
- Allows Kirby to become the objects he eats
- Works on Cars and multiple other things
- Doesn't cover the entire object, leaving it vulnerable
Bambi: Kirby can apparently stretch over multiple objects, but instead of just eating it, he stretches into the object and becomes it. He did this with a car which gave him the ability to use said car, a pipe which allows him to break cracked walls, and multiple other objects. He was able to steam roll any enemy in his way using the pipe and glide through the air using an arch. Now Kirby is obviously not featless as he has done countless acts.
Feats[]
- Sent a meteorite 9999 Light years away
- Can survive black holes
- Unaffected by a star falling on his head
- Saved the universe multiple times and defeated universal enemies
- Fought without his soul
- Destroyed Dedede's Castle
- Was fast enough to eat food from his dreams
Dave: Oh boy, time for the calculations... Let's start with this insane meteorite feat. A Meteorite is at most 10000 Grams, and it was thrown 9999 light years away while destroying 9 planets. That's around Tier 3-B and then Black Holes have a force of 1.2 Newtons x 10^44 and Kirby can casually survive these. A star can fall on his head in a Game Over screen and Kirby will just sleep through it. He can casually defeat universal enemies and save said universe. He can fight without his soul, but it will still kill him and he can casually destry Dedede's Castle like Mario in Super Mario World. And he's fast enough to eat food that are from his dreams when he wakes up. Now even with these, his small figure gives him faults.
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Stubby Arms
- Childish (Heck, he is a child)
- Obsessed with food
- Can still be knocked out
- Enough damage removes ability
- Floating can be interrupted
- Lightweight
- Has mentality of a baby
- Inhale is limited
- Some copy abilities don't work when underwater
Bambi: What the f*ck. This guy has more weaknesses than Spongebob's analysis.
Dave: Well then, I guess it's time to go thro-
Bambi: NOPE! MOVING ON TO GOD OF DESTRUCTION NOW!
Kirby: Poyo!
Beerus erases DEATH BATTLE[]
(Cue: Dragon Ball Super - Beerus Madness)
Dave: I just realized. GOD of Destruction = God Of Destruction.
Bambi: Yeah cool. Anyways, It started with 12 beings of heavy-hitting destruction causers known as the Gods of Destruction. And one of them was a skinny, and surprisingly thin version of Garfield, Beerus. He had slept for a decent 39 years, got an assistant, and found himself to square off with-
Goku: HEY, IT'S ME GOKU
Dave/Bambi: AAA-
Background[]
- Name: Beerus
- Height: 5'7"
- Weight: 143 lb
- Age: Over 20 Million
- Species: Cornish Rex Cat
Dave: Now Beerus doesn't have an arsenal really, so we'll move on to his special techniques.
Abilities[]
- Cataclysmic Orb
- Cloning
- Energy Neutralization
- God of Destruction's Wrath
- Wrath of the God of Destruction
- Martial Arts
- Pressure point combat
- Autonomous Ultra Instinct
- Hakai
- Destruction Aura
- Energy of Destruction
Dave: ... Anyways, Beerus has the Cataclysmic Orb in which he claps his hands together and makes an atom shaped sphere that he can play with and eventually launch towards them like Cinderace. He has cloning which allows him to summon multiple copies of himself, and Energy Neutralization in which he neutralizes any energy-based attack. He has the GoDW, or God of Destruction's Wrath, in which he launches blasts all over before EVEN MORE BULLETS swarm the area. He has the Wrath of the God of Destruction in which he holds his index finger out and fires a Hakai based beam. He knows Martial Arts, is trained in Pressure Point Combat, has Ultra Instinct, and has his special move Hakai. Hakai is where he uses an ability that destroys EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH!!! He also has a Destruction Aura and Energy of Destruction. And being a god of destruction, he's bound to have done something.
Feats[]
- Defeated Multiple Opponents like the following
- SS3 Goku in two blows
- Mr. Buu and Z-Fighters with a small portion of his power
- SSG Goku by creating shockwaves that would have destroyed the universe
- Zamasu with Hakai
- Full-Power SSB Vegeta after a single hit
- The 11 other Gods of Destruction
- Arale who is a gag character
- Destroyed half a planet by tapping a table
- Reduced an egg to dust
- His sneeze destroyed two suns
- Would've destroyed Universes 6 and 7 while fighting Champa
- Knocked Vegeta to his knees with a glance
- Hasn't been surpassed by the main heroes
Bambi: Beerus has defeated Goku twice, Vegeta in Super Saiyan Blue at FULL POWER, Mr. Buu AND The Z-Fighters which isn't the only time Beerus has been outnumbered and won. He also defeated the OTHER Gods of Destruction to where he was outnumbered 11 to 1 and STILL won. He killed off Zamasu and Arale, who is a gag character. Dragon Ball characters have a weakness to gag characters so Beerus was weakened at the time and STILL won. He also tapped a table which SPLIT A PLANET and that takes about 2.24 x 10^32J worth of energy. He reduced an egg to dust which should have been easy, but his sneeze destroyed TWO ENTIRE SUNS!!! That would take a force over 5,000. He would have destroyed universes 6 AND 7 if he and his brother never stopped fighting. He casually knocked Vegeta to the ground by looking at him and has STILL not been surpassed by the main heroes like Goku or Vegeta. Is there anything that can stop him?
Dave would noclip Bambi through the fourth wall and point to the faults/weaknesses tab.
Faults/Weaknesses[]
- Lack of Self-Control
- Lazy
- Motivated by food
- Sometimes is childish
- Got knocked out by Whis with a single strike to the neck
Bambi: oh.
Dave: But as a god of destruction, he will erase anything that could, and possibly will, cross his path.
Beerus: Sorry Kai, but your luck has run out. Hakai.
DEATH BATTLE[]
Dave: Alright, the combatants are set. We've gone through all of the possibilities.
Bambi: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Pre-Fight[]
(Location: Planet Popstar - Green Greens)
Kirby is shown at a picnic table with Bandana Dee as the two eat and just talk to each other. A purple explosion happens as both Kirby and Bandana Dee are launched away. Kirby grabs an enemy and equips the Fighting copy ability before looking by a hill. The explosion was caused by Beerus who was staring right at them.
Beerus: I heard there was a planet I could easily destroy, but it seems that there is a savior of this world.
Kiirby would look at Beerus with an angry expression, before starting to run at him.
Beerus: I will make this quick so that I can continue with my day.
While Bandana Dee ran away, Beerus would fire a small Ki Blast at Kirby by who jumped and tried to land a kick at Beerus only for him to dodge it and deliver a punch.
FIGHT[]
With the punch landing onto the puffball, Kirby got sent flying across the ground before uppercutting Beerus and firing more Hadoukens. Beerus however darted at Kirby and kicked them like a Soccer Ball before a Cataclysmic Orb hit them in the back. Kirby jumps at Beerus and lands a punch after another and another until it becomes a flurry of punches only to get flicked away. Kirby lands on their feet, skidding on the ground before jumping at them with another Hadouken only for it to get blown apart and send Kirby away again. Kirby ate another enemy and became Sword Kirby, making them launch at Beerus and slash at them over and over before thrusting at them and delivering a kick. Beerus fires more Orbs at Kirby, who manages to weave around them and punch Beerus in the nose.
Beerus: ACK! You must be powerful, but not enough to defeat me.
Beerus then punches Kirby square in the face, sending them into a hill nearby and shattering it. Kirby lost their ability as they then get on their Warp Star and fly towards Beerus while eating, becoming Burning Kirby in the process. Kirby jumps, causing the Warp Star to spin into Beerus's stomach as Kirby launched themselves like a fireball, knocking Beerus backwards. Beerus quickly delivered multiple punches towards Kirby as clones surrounded them before blowing Kirby into the air and delivering a synchronized punch, sending Kirby into the ground and causing Planet Popstar have a visible crack. Kirby got up as they put on the Robobot Armor and punched the clones while they delivered kicks all around, which lead to Beerus getting punched in the face, sending him into the ground and eventually having him get rapidly punched by Kirby. Beerus decided to fire another beam, blowing up the Robobot Armor, and having Kirby float down with a Parasol. This is halted however as Beerus fires a Cataclysmic Orb, sending Kirby through the planet and not even there anymore.
Beerus: Pitiful. And I even thought he was going to put up a good fight. Oh well, best destroy the rest of this planet.
Beerus starts to charge up Hakai right as Kirby zooms past him on their Warp Star and wing a giant hammer at them. Beerus is launched to the side as he darts towards Kirby and knocks him off of the star, sending the pink puffball hurdling towards the ground before spitting out a star, knocking Beerus higher into the air before he gets drilled into by Kirby. Beerus throws Kirby off and fires several pink blasts at Kirby, hitting him rapidly before punching the puffball in the face, sending them back into space. Beerus would follow up and deliver a kick sending Kirby into a planet as Kirby jumps onto their Warp Star and shoots Beerus with water. With an unexcited look, Beerus fires another Ki Blast at Kirby, sending them backwards and into a tree, which dropped a Miracle Fruit on Kirby's head. Kirby would eat it, becoming Hypernova Kirby and darting towards the God of Destruction.
Beerus: Fine then, if that's how you want to play it. HAKAI!
Kirby: POYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
The two would clash in a final fury with Kirby struggling to resist the Hakai and Beerus struggling to hold his ground. Beerus would try to atack with something else, but Kirby would just eat everything out of him. Beerus would continue to struggle as he then screams before being able to punch Kirby only for his fist to get ripped off. With one final yell, Kirby devours the entire space around them, ending the God of Destruction and returning peace to Popstar for the third time this week.
K.O.[]
ENDING SCREEN A: Shows Kirby continuing their picnic with Bandana Dee, who was scared to near death at the moment.
ENDING SCREEN B: Shows Whis waiting for Beerus to return to the palace.
Results[]
(Cue: Kirby's Return to Dreamland - Title Theme)
Dave: Most cinematic one we've done as of November 2023.
Bambi: This was honestly kind of close. Kirby and Beerus both had their respective attributes, but Kirby just has the better end of the stick.
Dave: For strength, Kirby can literally throw a meteorite 9999 LIGHT YEARS away. Beerus's best feat is sneezing, which destroyed two suns in the process, however, Kirby can literally just chuck a meteorite, which weigh at most 130 THOUSAND POUNDS, through 9 Planets, and within a matter of seconds it lands. Speed, now this actually depends on the Warp Star.
Bambi: Kirby without the warp star is kinda average in this, but with the Warp Star, they can move through space in a matter of SECONDS! This means the Warp Star flew over 100 Thousand Light Years across a galaxy and back. On average, it would take about 37,200 Years to go even 1 Light Year, and Kirby's Warp Star flew through over 100,000 in a matter of seconds.
Dave: Agility was kinda hard to analyze, but Kirby has a good toon-force range being able to rip himself in half, pop like a balloon, and literally shatter like glass and get up like it's nothing. Abilities were a no-brainer for Beerus to take this. The amount of Ki Abilities he has takes Kirby's six or more OP abilities.
Bambi: Beerus also takes Experience by a long shot. Kirby sure might AND I MEAN MIGHT have better fighting experience, but Beerus is literally OVER 20 MILLION YEARS OLD! Also for Arsenal, Beerus doesn't even have anything.
Dave: Beerus gave it his all, but it looks like he won't be Returning to this hell of a Dreamland. Especially with all of the Destruction of this Super fi-
Bambi: THAT'S ENOUGH!!!
Bambi: The winner is... Kirby.
Advantages/Disadvantages[]
Kirby
- + Speed (With Warp Star)
- + Strength
- + Arsenal
- + Agility
- + Durability
- + Resistance to Existence Erasure/Hakai
- =/+ Fighting Experience
- - Speed (Without Warp Star)
- - is smol
- - WAY Younger
Beerus
- + Intelligence
- + Abilities
- + Size
- + Experience
- +/- Speed
- =/- Fighting Experience
- - Everything Else
Trivia[]
- This was originally going to be Kirby vs Villager (Animal Crossing), but Beerus seems more fun to do and a more fair fight.