Kirby Vs Kratos

Kratos vs Kirby.

Intro

Wiz: When we think of two god slaying characters that's name start with a K two come to mind.

Boomstick: Kirby the star warrior of planet popstar!.

Wiz:And Kratos the Spartan Warrior and the God of War!.

Boomstick:Hes wiz and I'm Boomstick and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armors and skills to find out who would win a death battle!

Kirby

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Boomstick: once upon a time a alien species named the star warriors , fought against nightmare and won , however this resulted in many Star warriors dying as a result , leaving very little left , meta knight was one of the few survivors alongside Kirby.

Kirby:Hiiiiii

Wiz: awww that’s so cute how can such a cute , cuddly and adorable thing be strong? , I mean look at those tiny arms!.

Boomstick: i would be careful with your words if I were you wiz! , tiny arms that can effortlessly crack planets! having cracked planet popstar easily!.

Wiz: Ouch! And here I thought arm wrestling Kirby was a good idea!.

Boomstick: despite his small appearance , Kirby is very powerful , capable of effortlessly cracking planets and absorbing foe who stands in his way.

Wiz: Wait So Kirby’s gig is sucking? , HMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Boomstick: shut up wiz! , anyways Kirby can literally absorb his opponent and gain their powers.

Wiz: and once they get in that stomach , they are not getting out , since Kirby’s stomach is essentially endless.

Boomstick: Kirby has multiple power ups he could use , like fire Kirby , Ice Kirby , Shock Kirby , Rock Kirby and Fighter Kirby!.

Wiz: Fighter Kirby looks like a mix between my a blob and John Cena!.

Boomstick: fire Kirby grants him the power to either ram into his opponent in flames or breathe fire at his opponent , Ice Kirby gives him the power to breathe ice at his opponent and rock Kirby let’s him turn into a rock and Fighter Kirby gives him martial arts skills and turns him into a martial artist.

Wiz:sword Kirby gives a sword and gives him sword fighting skills.

Boomstick: he’s also has ultra powers which make these power ups much more powerful , ultra sword Kirby , ultra flame Kirby etc.

Wiz: the hyperfruit turns him into hyper Kirby and allows him to absorb even more things .

Boomstick: Kirby can also inflate his body like a ballon essentially making him able to float in the air.

Wiz: with these powers Kirby was capable of fighting on par and defeating Magolor , Meta Knight , King Dedede , Marx and more.

Boomstick: Kirby’s fastest feats include keeping up with meta knight and being a single fast as his warpstar both of who flew planet to planet in seconds and dark matter who flew into space in seconds , making Kirby MFTL+.

Wiz: he should also be comparable to magalors craft which was stated to be able to traverse time and space , possibly giving Kirby Infinite or Immeasurable Speed!.

Boomstick:although its a little more wonky however even without that Kirby has moved from Planet Popstar which is stated to be at the edge of the universe to Nova meaning that his warp star can move from one end of the universe to another in a fairly short amount of time making Kirby many millions of times faster than light if not faster seeing how fast he can traverse one end of the galaxy or universe to another.

Boomstick: But even if we don’t go on that , Kirby still comfortably sits at MFTL+.

Wiz: Kirby was also able to keep up with void termina who was going to destroy everything in the Kirby-verse. This includes the Mirror Dimension, a dimension that has multiple galaxies in the background, Likely making it as big as a universe and the Black Mirror, which could be calculated as the size of a universe or even a small multiverse through multiple statements in the Kirby games however that is a bit more of a shaky calculation however Kirby should be at least Multi-Solar System level even low balling this feat.

Boomstick: In addition, Kirby was able to beat Void Termania who was able to make an explosion that hit two entire galaxies meaning that even if we take the lowest possible calculation this would make Kirby Galaxy level on the lower end and Multi-Galaxy Level on the higher end of this feat.

Wiz:even on the lower side of his feats he defeated Magolor and destroyed the master crown which collapsed a entire dimension , so even on the lower end of his feats he at least has multi-solar System Level feats.

Boomstick: now that said Kirby has some weakness , Kirby has the mentality of a kid and isn’t the smartest when it comes to fighting and his power ups could run out if he gets hit too many times.

Wiz: but even with that said Kirby is a power house who shouldn’t be toyed with!.

Kirby: Pyo Pyo!.

Kratos

Wiz:From birth kratos was a child , who wanted nothing more but to be in the spartan army and protect his family and he was successful , by a adult he was fully trained and was a spartan general , however one day , kratos was nearly going to die from another army’s attacks , kratos fell on his knees and begged for the god of war , ares to save his life and those who he cared about , ares listened to his cries and came down to aid kratos , killing all of the enimies who were trying to do him harm , in return kratos agreed to forever serve ares as his solider .

Boomstick:Kratos worked for ares as his spartan general , however things were not all cherries and Flowers , because Ares made a illusion and tricked Kratos into burning down a town and murdering his family , a woman used her magic , turning kratos white and red , kratos mourned the death of his family and swore revenge against his former master.

Wiz: Oh my God that she awful , screw you ares! , turning a innocent child like Kratos into a crazy mass murder!.

Boomstick: Kratos went on a killing spree , killing almost anything he came across .

Wiz: so he’s basically the strongest god of God of War???

Boomstick: Kinda , although not as cunning or as smart as some of the other gods in the series.

Wiz: you mean he’s not that bright?

Boomstick: no but Kratos rushes into battle without much strategy at times however he is still very smart and has found strategies to defeat even the toughest of gods including Ares, The Sisters Of Fate , Helios and even the king of gods and his own farther, Zeus, so Kratos is very smart .

Wiz: oh .

Boomstick: back to him , Kratos has many powerful weapons like the blades of Olympus and the axe as well as the blades of Olympus with Fire power and the power of hope .

Wiz: he can also stop time and has manipulation over many other elements like time , electric and fire and can also revive himself , in addition he has Chains and many other weapons to craft his survival.

Boomstick: Kratos is also partially immortal however he was killed by being stabbed to death in a few other god of war games.

Wiz:Going onto some of his better feats, Kratos was capable of shaking the nine-realms which by calculations should be around the size of a Solar System or a Universe.

Boomstick:The Nine Realms are stated to share the same physical space or in other words the same space-time, so this means that the realms are collectively around the size of a Universe or if you want to go on the lower end are the size of a very large Solar System or Galaxy.

Wiz:Depending on how the size of the nine-realms is interpreted this would make Kratos at least around Multi-Solar System Level to Finite Universe Level given that the nine-realms contain various star systems.

Boomstick:Going by speed Kratos can scale to the Valkyries who can travel between each of the nine-realms which give, or take are Universe Sized or lowballed Solar System or Galaxy sized meaning that Kratos has around MFTL to MFTL+ Speeds as the Valkyries are capable of moving across a galaxy, star system or possibly an entire universe so this would make Kratos millions of times faster than light.

Wiz:Kratos can easily move past the speed of light and being far superior to the Redeemed Warriors even with the Essence of Hyperion.

Boomstick:So overall you can truly say that Kratos is the god of war with that much strength and speed!.

Intrude

Boomstick:Alright the combatants are set lets end this debate once and for all!.

Wiz:Its time for a death battle!!.

Fight

Kirby is walking peacefully in dreamland until suddenly Kratos throws an axe at the waddle dee he was ready to eat , suddenly Kirby dashes back and looks at Kratos angry .

Kratos:What do you want with me little man?

Kirby:Po Po!.

Kratos:Well it appears I need to deal with you , you will suffer the wrath of the god of war!.

Fight!

Kratos throws his axe at Kirby, Kirby dodges and throws his hammer at Kratos , Kratos uses his shield and dodges the attack , Kirby then sees a blade knight and absorbs him becoming sword Kirby.

Kratos:What in Hades was that?.

Before Kratos has anytime to finish, Kirby slashes Kratos with his blade in response Kratos takes out the blade of exe and stabs Kirby with the blade, Kirby steps back and shoots a beam from his blade, Kratos dodges and stabs Kirby with the blade of Chaos knocking him out of his sword powerup.

Kratos:Is this battle over yet?.

Kirby then goes on his warp star while Kratos runs next to him to attempt to catch up, Kirby then absorbs a chilly becoming ice Kirby , Kirby then breathes cold ice on Kratos freezing him , Kirby then punches the frozen Kratos and slabs him into the ground , Kratos responds by taking out his bow and arrow and firing the arrows at Kirby .

Kirby dodges and punches Kratos, Kratos puts on his amulet and punches Kirby in the face knocking him out of the ice power and Kratos then shoots multiple arrows at Kratos while slamming him into the ground causing a giant crater to form, Kirby then sees an archer enemy and absorbs him.

Kirby and Kratos continue to fire arrows at each other, then Kratos then uses the blade of Athena and deflects the arrows while also deflecting with his shield, Kirby then absorbs a Lanzer giving him the spear power up, Kratos then uses the spear of destiny and the two start clashing spears.

Kratos:Die puny child!.

Kirby:Pyo Pyo!.

Eventually Kirby's spear breaks and Kratos jabs Kirby multiple times with his spear causing Kirby to revert back to his base form, Kratos then stabs Kirby even more and kicks him into the wall, causing the Mountain to collapse.

Kratos then throws Kirby's body at the ground, Kirby then sees an Ultra Sword Knight and absorbs him becoming Ultra Sword Kirby , Kirby and Kratos clash blades and the Blade of Olympus and Ultra Sword Clash with the two sides moving very fast, Kirby then breaks the Blade of Olympus , Kratos looks in shock but before he is able to say anything, Kirby slashes Kratos multiple times eventually slashing in the gut.

Kirby:HIIIIII!.

Kirby then walks away from the scene but Kratos gets up and throws his blade at Kirby , Kirby then turns into a yellowish color and starts inhaling.

Kratos:What is this , stop this at once child!.

Kirby then absorbs Kratos with Kirby now having red and white skin .

Kirby:Po Po!.

Kratos then starts floating around in Kirby's stomach .

Kratos:Dam child where am I argh!

Kirby then walks away and flies on his warp star.

Conclusion

Wiz:Woah that was an epic fight

Boomstick:This fight was much closer than we originally imagined, and it really depended on what you buy for either however in most areas Kirby had the advantages to win.

Wiz:To start off with strength this one was tricky because both Kratos and Kirby had Solar System Level to possibly Universe level stats which all depends on how you scale the God of war verse and Kirby verse respectively.

Boomstick:But both Kirby and Kratos easily had stats putting them at Solar System level with the Nine Realms at least being the size of a star system and Kratos being able to shake the nine realms and Kirby being comparable to characters like Drawcia who was able to create star systems not to mention Kirby with the help of his friends being comparable to Magalor soul who was capable of tearing through multiple dimensions.

Wiz:If you want to use there higher end feats or more shaky feats then Kirby is comparable with Void Termnia who was stated to be able to destroy everything which would imply that Void Termania was going to destroy the Universe but using more extensive scaling Kirby was able to defeat Maglor Soul who as mentioned before is able to destroy dimensions and the space between them.

Boomstick:In the Kirby verse, Dimensions are described to be able to transcend time and space multiple times including when Galacta Knight was bought through an Extra-Dimensional Road meaning that Kirby being able to keep up with Magalor Soul who can casually rip through dimensions which are stated in the Kirby verse to be able to transcend space-time means that Kirby could be around Universe Level+.

Wiz:Kratoses feats are a bit weirder however Kratos was able to keep up with Thor who is capable of splintering the world tree to the point where it sent them back in time so assuming that Thor and the World Serpents fight are the reason why the world tree sent them back in time then this would put Kratos at Universe Level+ although it's a little shaky but not that hard to believe.

Boomstick:In terms of speed Kratos is able to keep up with the Valkyries who can move from one end of the nine-realms to another.

Wiz:Kirbys warp star on the other hand was able to move from on his warp star from planet popstar to nova in a matter of a few minutes or seconds and planet-pop star is described as being at the edge of the galaxy which would also make Kirby MFTL+ however Kirby would still probably be faster due to traveling across the galaxy and from one edge of the universe to another edge of the universe making Kirby 8387548039870.238 mach.

Boomstick:Traveling across the nine realms would make Kratos 2.998e+10 mach or MFTL given that each of the realms are likely a star system thus traveling across them would be MFTL but still slower than Kirby going from one end of the galaxy to another.

Wiz: When it came to stats it depends on what calculations you use for both however at the lowest estimations, they are both around Solar System level and at the highest they are Universal+ however Kirby is faster.

Boomstick:So given that it mostly came down to their abilities, Kirby had the ability to stop time through his Beam Mage powers, can teleport and could even absorb Kratos to copy his abilities.

Wiz:Kirbys ability to copy Kratos by absorbing him is vital to his victory as Kirby could nullify any advantage Kratos had by copying his powers essentially playing Kratos at his own game which Kratos would have little counter to and once Kratos was absorbed by Kirby then it was pretty much over as Kratos had no way out of Kirby's stomach which itself is an entire dimension even if we were to take away Kirby's speed advantage him being able to absorb Kratos would be a big problem for Kratos.

Boomstick:The battle was close, but it was Kirby's speed and his copy ability that made him win as Kratos had pretty much no way out of Kirby's stomach, was slower and even if he could get out of Kirby's stomach, had a hard time keeping up with him being able to copy his abilities.

Wiz:The Winner is Kirby.