Mega Man vs. Kirby is a What-if Death Battle.
Description[]
Capcom vs Nintendo! Which ability-stealing hero will claim victory?
Interlude[]
Wiz: Many video game characters originated in the 8-bit era. Some have awesome weapons, like the ability to shoot fire or swing swords.
Boomstick: But these two get powers from others!
Wiz: Mega Man, Capcom's Blue Bomber.
Boomstick: Kirby, Nintendo's pink puffball.
Wiz: One note: this fight would use the classic version of Mega Man. The one who previously fought Astro Boy.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze our weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Mega Man[]
[Cues Mega Man 2 Title
Wiz: In the year 200X, robots are a part of daily life. They do a lot of things, like cut trees and do work.
Boomstick: But then Dr. Wily screwed the whole system up by taking all of Dr. Light's robots. Talk about a thief!
Wiz: To combat this, Dr. Light's servant Rock --
Boomstick: I get it! Rock and Roll!
Wiz: We get it. Already. Anyway, that robot turned it into the super fighting robot: Mega Man.
Boomstick: Or Rockman if you live in Japan.
Wiz: Ever since that time, Mega Man has been defeating Wily time and time again.
[Cues Flash Man Theme
Boomstick: But to do that, he would need some useful weapons. His main one is the Mega Buster, an arm cannon that shoots lemons.
Wiz: Mega Man can also charge his shots to take down tougher foes.
Boomstick: And if that's not enough, Mega Man can use both busters to fire a Kamehameha. But it requires cool-down time, leaving him open for attacks.
Wiz: Mega Man has way more than that. He can do a slide attack and perform a Shoryuken.
Boomstick: However, After defeating various Robot Masters, Mega Man can use the weapons for himself. He's a robot Swiss-army knife. In fact, it would take all day to say them all, so we'll just list the ones most useful to him.
Wiz: One of them is the overpowered Metal Blade. It can be spammed to rack up damage on foes.
Boomstick: The Crash Bomber is a time bomb that can stick to foes. After a set time, it blows up. The only way to get it off is to run past Mega Man.
[Cues Solar Man Theme
Wiz: The Blue Bomber has various shields and missiles to complete his quests. He also has various elemental attacks like electricity, fire, ice, water, earth, and leaves.
Boomstick: He also has a few reflectors as well as hornets that can get his stuff.
Wiz: Mega Man also has some cheap abilities as well. Astro Crush covers the entire screen with asteroids, causing massive destruction. The Time Stopper freezes time, though Mega Man can not attack while time is stopped. The Black Hole Bomb can create suction areas that trap foes. It can even stay there while Mega Man changes modes. Noise Crush uses sound to overwhelm enemies.
Boomstick: Mega Man also has his pet dog, Rush. It can turn into a spring, a jet, or a submarine. But if that's not enough, the Blue Bomber can fuse with Rush to form the Super Adapter.
Wiz: The Super Adapter allows Mega Man to fly and fist people with detachable hands.
Boomstick: All of this is the reason Mega Man busted Dr. Wily multiple times. Not only that, he can barely lift up castles and destroyed a planet buster.
Wiz: Mega Man's reactions were outstanding. In the Game Boy version of Mega Man V, Mega Man used space Rush to traverse through the Asteroid Belt. This gives him faster than light reflexes.
[Cues Mega Man 3 Title
Boomstick: The only problem with Mega Man's copy abilities is that they don't last. If he runs out of a certain weapon, he'll have to choose a different one.
Wiz: The only weapon that does not have a limit is the Mega Buster.
Boomstick: He also gets instantly killed by triangle shaped items. Are you sure they're not Illuminatis?
Wiz: No, they are just spikes. Anyway, because of that, Mega Man focuses on strategy. He uses his weapons based on the opponent's weaknesses. He is also very versatile since he can use his weapons to pressure foes.
Boomstick: Mega Man is one super fighting robot!
The Smash Bros. Invitational shows Mega Man performing his final smash.
Kirby[]
[Cues Kirby's Dreamland Title
Wiz: At first, Dreamland is just another happy-go-lucky place.
Boomstick: Just look at this! There's Waddle Dees doing random stuff, a tree with a face, and a giant battleship with a mask.
Wiz: From this place comes this small puffball, Kirby.
Boomstick: Aww, look at this pink little puffball. He shouldn't be that...
Kirby does the Megaton Punch, punching a planet.
Boomstick: Woah there!
[Cues Candy Mountain/Sky High (Kirby Super Star)
Wiz: Kirby may look silly, but he has way more than you think. He has a slide attack and can summon Warp Stars, the primary transportation method of Kirby.
Boomstick: And yet he crashes these things more often than a drunk driver.
Wiz: However, Kirby has way more up his stomach. Literally.
Boomstick: His mouth can create a vortex that is powerful enough to inhale King Dedede. After that, he can spit items out as stars to harm other enemies. In addition, Kirby can inhale air to float around like a balloon. After that, he spits out bad breath to harm small enemies. Gross!
Wiz: That's not all. Once Kirby inhales the victim, it is pretty much trapped in his stomach dimension unless he is in Smash Bros. Kirby then absorbs the victim via his "Copy Ability" and gains their powers.
Boomstick: For this fight, we're sticking with the classic abilities he can gets in the canon game, so don't expect Kirby using the Mega Buster here. Also, copying enemies requires other enemies, which is basically outside help. Fortunately, in Kirby Super Star, the pink puffball has the Copy Essence Deluxe. It's pretty much free copy abilities.
[Cues Sand Canyon 1 (Kirby Dreamland 3)
Wiz: Kirby has a copy ability for nearly every situation. He can burn enemies with Fire, freeze them with Ice, and reflect attacks with Mirror.
Boomstick: Wheel Kirby turns Kirby into a Sonic rip-off. Beam Kirby can fire electricity beams, and Spark Kirby can shield him with plasma energy.
Wiz: Hammer Kirby can bash foes with enemies. Bomb Kirby can throw bombs. Stone Kirby turns him into an indestructable stone. Cutter Kirby can slice up enemies.
Boomstick: Sword Kirby is a rip-off of Link. He is a master of the blade, able to do Spin Attacks and fire sword beams. Fighter Kirby is a rip-off of Ryu, since he can do Hadoukens, Shoryukens, and the helicopter-kick thingy. It is even powerful enough to break through or destroy an entire planet. Why is Kirby ripping off so many video game characters?
Wiz: Anyway, Kirby can use way more than that. He can take two abilities and combine them to create stronger attacks in Kirby 64.
Boomstick: The game where he can become a swiss-army knife, a refrigerator, a melting ice cube, and even a Jedi master!
Wiz: Kirby can also store up to five additional abilities. Mike Kirby uses sound to overwhelm enemies.
Boomstick: ESP Kirby is yet another rip-off copy ability. He can fire psychic attacks and teleport. Water Kirby turns him into a tsunami. Cook Kirby literally cooks opponents alive, turning them into food for Kirby to heal.
Wiz: The last extra ability Kirby can use is the Ultra Sword. It is a powerful sword attack that can slice through mountains.
Boomstick: However, take note that all of the five extra abilities excluding ESP Kirby have limited use. Also, a strong hit can cause Kirby to lose an ability, but he can regain ones in his Copy Essence Deluxe.
[Cues Gourmet Race Kirby Remix
Wiz: Kirby's copy abilities go beyond that. He is able to adapt into pretty much any situation, which is why he can survive being turned into yarn and paint as well as being split into four and ten.
Boomstick: He can even hack into a Robobot Armor in Kirby: Planet Robobot. The Robobot Armor has buffed up copy abilities that can cause massive damage. It can even copy the Halberd and destroy a planet size object with a giga drill!
Wiz: He has also defeated Nightmare, King Dedede, Queen Sectonia, Dark Mind, two bloody eyeballs, several reality warpers, and even a character that everyone wants in Brawl.
Boomstick: He is also to survive a planet-sized explosion without a scratch. He might be unstoppable!
Wiz: However, just because he can survive a planet-sized explosion doesn't mean that he's sent flying for miles at the same time. That is just a few of the weaknesses that Kirby has.
Boomstick: He is pretty naive and unexperienced. He got tricked into helping Marx and Magolor, even though the pink puffball still defeated them. He's also poor at movement without the Warp Star, which is why he's bottom tier in Melee.
Wiz: Even so, Kirby still packs a powerful punch. No matter what powers you have, Kirby will come right back at ya.
Boomstick: See, Kirby doesn't suck! But then again, he does.
Kirby in Hypernova fires back Queen Sectonia's laser.
DEATH BATTLE![]
[Cues Yoshi Woolly World Title
One day, Kirby decides to wander into one of the last remaining factories left from Haltmann Works Company after Kirby: Planet Robobot. Suddenly, Kirby hears a crash. Out of nowhere, Mega Man sees the pink puffball and aims it at Kirby. Kirby takes a stance.
[Cues Wily Castle 2 Remix
FIGHT!
Mega Man and Kirby both slide into each other. Right after that, Mega Man uses his Mega Buster to shoot at Kirby multiple times. Mega Man tries charging up for a charge shots, but Kirby inhales the charge shot. Mega Man jumps out of Kirby's star spit, which crashes into a wall.
Right after that, Mega Man uses an Elec Beam to hit Kirby. Kirby rebounds and slams into Mega Man's Fire Storm. Mega Man releases the shield, but Kirby inhales the fire and becomes Fire Kirby.
Mega Man charges up a Pharaoh Shot as Kirby uses his new ability to dash into the attack. The two attacks clash, which send Kirby back. Mega Man tries to go for a Top Spin, but Kirby floats out of the way. He then launches a few fireballs at Mega Man, but the Blue Bomber uses the Mirror Buster to reflect the attacks at Kirby. He then uses the Magnet Missile as Kirby gets hit by the reflected attacks, causing the pink puffball to lose the abillity.
[Cues Kami's Lookout (Dragon Ball Extreme Budoten)
Kirby then uses the Copy Essence Deluxe to get the Sword Ability. As Kirby rushes in, Mega Man grabs the Flame Sword. The two engage in a seemingly even sword duel. Afterwards, Kirby jumps out and launches a few Sword Beams at Mega Man, but Mega Man slides under and does the Mega Upper at Kirby, launching him into the upper floor as well as losing the power. Mega Man then uses Rush Coil as well as Air Shooter to try launch Kirby even higher.
On the higher floor, Kirby inhales the Air Shooter, becoming Tornado Kirby. Mega Man uses Dive Missiles at Kirby, but Kirby simply spins out of the way. However, Mega Man manages to get a hit with the Hyper Bomb, but once he was able to use another one, Kirby inhales the bomb and becomes Bomb Kirby.
Both Mega Man and Kirby start spamming bombs, causing massive destruction. However, Mega Man ran out of Hyper Bombs and got hit by a few bombs before using Guts Arm to throw a giant machine at Kirby. The machine hits Kirby, causing the pink puffball to lose the ability.
Mega Man tries to use Ice Slasher to freeze Kirby, but Kirby inhales the attack and becomes Ice Kirby. Mega Man uses the Hornet Chaser, but Kirby freezes all of them. He tries using the Junk Shield, but Kirby managed to freeze the projectiles and used them to knock Mega Man away. Mega Man uses the Noise Crush to counter Kirby's attempts to freeze the robot. It also caused Kirby to lose the Ice Ability.
In response, Kirby uses the Copy Palette to get the Mike Ability. Mega Man tries using Noise Crush again.
[Cues Air Horn SFX
[Stops music]
However, Kirby's Mike ability counters the Noise Crush, launching Mega Man far away. Kirby seizes the chance to try to inhale Mega Man. Mega Man tries to run away, but he just keeps getting closer to Kirby. He then uses the Crash Bomber on Kirby and Rush Jet to escape. Mega Man slowly but surely starts to get away. The Crash Bomber then explodes on Kirby, and Mega Man on Rush Jet knocks the pink puffball away.
[Cues Vergil's Theme (Marvel vs Capcom 3)
Mega Man tries using Astro Crush, but Kirby uses the Stone ability and survives all of the ordeal. Mega Man then uses the Laser Trident only for it to bounce out of the rock. Kirby turns back only for Mega Man to a Charge Kick. Even though Kirby lost the ability, Kirby seizes the opportunity to mix the ability with Spark and produce a swinging stone with electricity. At the same time, Mega Man uses the Hard Knuckle to knock the rock out of the way.
Mega Man then rushes into Kirby and uses the Tengu Hold, launching Kirby into another floor. Before he can even attack, Kirby uses the Cook Ability to cook Mega Man. The pot launches the dazed Blue Bomber and produces a Maxim Tomato for Kirby.
The Blue Bomber then retaliates by charging up the Magma Bazooka. Kirby uses the Copy Essence Deluxe and reflects the attack. Mega Man uses the Mirror Buster to send the reflected attack back. The two continued to reflect the Magma Bazooka until Mega Man gets hit due to running out of Mirror Busters.
[Cues Corneria (Star Fox Zero)
Kirby then removes the Mirror ability and uses the Water ability to rush into Mega Man. The water sends Mega Man as well as a box from the Haltmann Works Company out the window and into a grassy area.
While Mega Man gets bombarded by the water, he tries another charge shot, which launches Kirby out and caused him to lose the power. Kirby gets the Hammer ability and does a few melee attacks on the robot. After that, Kirby tries for a Hammer Flip, but Mega Man uses the Rolling Cutter and a few Scorch Wheels on Kirby. Kirby loses the Hammer power but then uses the Wheel Power. The wheel runs over more Scorch Wheels before doing a dash attack on Mega Man.
The Blue Bomber then does a Slash Claw on Kirby, causing the pink puffball to lose ability. This time, the pink puffball gets the Fighter Power.
[Cues Double Dragon Final Boss Theme
Mega Man and Kirby exchange uppercuts. They also spam Charge Shots and energy blasts at each other. Mega Man uses the Break Dash. It launches Kirby, but he gets back up and does a side kick as well as a combos based off of Ryu's attacks. Mega Man gets launched. Kirby is about to launch a powerful blast, but Mega Man uses the Time Stopper to freeze time. He gets away, but struggles to take a step after time continues because Kirby cracked Popstar in half.
Mega Man sees the opening and uses the Hard Knuckle on Kirby, causing him to lose the abillity. Kirby crashes into the Haltmann Works Company box and sees the Robobot Armor. Kirby hops into the Robobot Armor.
[Cue [1]
Mega Man tries another Mega Upper but Kirby barely flinches. Kirby knocks away the Blue Bomber into a tree. Mega Man starts to spam Metal Blades. Kirby gets knocked, but the Robobot's durability kept him at roughly the same place. It absorbs one of the Metal Blades and gets the Cutter Mode.
Mega Man tries another Metal Blade, but Kirby's large cutter blade knocks the smaller Metal Blade away as well as knocking the Blue Bomber away. Mega Man uses the Black Hole Bomb and tries to suck in Kirby. Luckily, the Warp Star comes into play. Kirby in the Robobot Armor on the Warp Star pushes Mega Man into the clouds. Mega Man uses Rush to fuse into the Super Adapter, while Kirby removes the Cutter Mode.
Kirby in the Robobot Armor and Mega Man in the Super Adapter exchange attacks, blow by blow. Eventually, Kirby grabs Mega Man and tosses him down so fast that Rush falls off of him. Mega Man does his duel Mega Buster shot and knocks Kirby out of the Robobot Armor.
At the same time, Mega Man became exhausted after falling into the ground. Kirby then comes up, uses the Ultra Sword, does a series of attacks while charging up for the final attack. The camera zooms out as parts of Mega Man's head crack the screen while flying out as well as having blue orbs come flying out (as seen in Mega Man's classic death animation).
Kirby: Hi!!!
KO!
Kirby inhales Mega Man's body parts and copies Mega Man. He then rides on Rush Jet to Dedede's Castle.
Results[]
[Cues Kirby SSDX - Milky Way Wishes Credits
Boomstick: Mega Man fans think it sucks, but they're right.
Wiz: Mega Man may have started off with more weaponry and better strategy, but that's all Mega Man has to offer.
Boomstick: The Blue Bomber struggles but barely lifts up Wily's Castle. However, Kirby can crack a planet while having the Fighter ability and hurled Marx into a planet-sized object, destroying it. If that's not enough, Kirby has been able to float around while carrying King Dedede's castle before he even had copy abilities.
Wiz: Mega Man has dodged asteroids while flying through the Asteroid Belt, putting him at faster-than-light reactions.
Boomstick: Kirby's Warp Star can travel through galaxies in seconds, putting him at massively-faster-than-light travel and reaction speeds. He can even get it by speed dial.
Wiz: Also, since most of Mega Man's weapons are projectiles, Kirby can simply inhale them and send them right back at him. It's a move Kirby was designed to have right from the beginning. And don't forget Crash Ability, which is a nuke, and the Hypernova Ability, which is an actual black hole unlike the Black Hole Bomb. There were pretty much overpowered, and Kirby did not even have to use them in the fight.
Boomstick: And don't forget that Wily or even Sunstar doesn't even compare to reality warpers that Kirby had to deal with, including Marx and Magolor. The pink puffball survives planet-sized attacks, while Mega Man can get killed by simple spikes.
Wiz: With Kirby having a massive advantage in strength, speed, durability, and feats, it doesn't end well for Mega Man.
Boomstick: Mega Man tried hard, but it was just another Kirb-stomp.
Wiz: The Winner is KIRBY.
Next Time[]
Teaser: ???
Battle: ???
Trivia[]
- This episode is done to commemorate Kirby: Planet Robobot's release in Japan.
- Interesting, Kirby's opponent, Mega Man, is a robot.
- This episode references previous Death Battles (Kirby and Mega Man both appeared previously in a Death Battle)
- The Sword and Fighter attacks from Kirby are based off of Kirby vs Majin Buu.
- The ending resembles the end of Mega Man vs Astro Boy. The flying part took place in Bubbly Clouds (a stage in Kirby's Dream Land). Super Adapter Mega Man also fought in a similar style. Like Astro Boy, Kirby sent Mega Man to the ground. The dual Mega Buster shot is also used. In fact, the camera also zoomed out as Kirby dealt the final blow, just like in the original.
- When Mega Man's body comes apart, some of it crack the screen, which is a reference to Kirby Triple Deluxe and Kirby Planet Robobot, where Kirby can get slammed into the screen.
Surveys[]
Description[]
Capcom VS Nintendo!
Two Copycats battle it out! But there's a twist...Can Archie's Blue Bomber bomb Kirby? Or will Kirby just send it Right Back At 'im?!
Interlude[]
Cues: Invader (Theme of Death Battle)
Boomstick: Copycats. Some are real jerks. Damn Jake, always copying off of my homework...
Wiz: But these two are not only some of the best, they're some of the strongest.
Boomstick: Archie Mega Man, Archie Comic's Blue Bomber.
Wiz: And Kirby, the young pink Star Warrior.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!!
Archie Mega Man Collides Into DEATH BATTLE!!![]
Cues: Title Screen - Mega Man 3 (NES)
Wiz: The year is 20XX, advances in science-
Boomstick: WOAH WOAH WOAH. This is sounding reeeeeeaaally familiar. Like, down to the damn letter.
Wiz: That's because it is. This is the story of Mega Man.
Boomstick: Ugggh, again?! We have got to stop using Mega Man characters.
Wiz: Agreed. Anyways, advances in science have lead the world to becoming a far better place. Thanks to the geniuses of Dr. Thomas Light and Dr. Albert Wily, the new, top-of-the-line Robot Master line has lead the world into peace and prosperity.
Boomstick: Uuuuuuntil Dr. Wily got jealous of Light taking the spotlight for himself and also him blaming Wily for shady experiments..
Wiz: Right, so Dr. Wily reprogrammed six different Robot Masters and began his siege on the world immediately. But he made an error that would prove to be his downfall.. for at least 3 or more times.
Boomstick: Dr. Light had two other Robot Masters. But they were just helper robots. But one of the two, Rock, saw the destruction and chaos that the Robot Masters were causing. So he decided to go fight the rampaging 'bots and try and save the world.
Wiz: Rock was technologically upgraded into a Combat Robot. One that would go on to save the world many times over, and in this timeline, even the Multiverse. Rock became...Mega Man.
Cues: Mega Man 2 Medley - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo Switch)
Boomstick: Mega Man's armor is made out of Ceratanium, a metal that is stronger and lighter than titanium...because of course it is...
Wiz: Mega Man is powered by Solar Energy, so he'll never have to run out. However, if he goes into a dark place (such as underground) for a long time, he can run out, but his reserves are so large that it likely wouldn't happen anyways.
Boomstick: Mega Man is equipped with the Variable Weapons System. A...weapons system...that allows Rock to gain the abilities of the opponents he fights, either by touching them, or straight up murdering them!
Wiz: Though it doesn't work on organic beings, the Variable Weapons System has allowed Mega Man to copy several abilities from his robot foes.
Boomstick: But before we get into the massive load of Special Weapons he has, let's talk about the Mega Buster. The Mega Buster is an ambidextrous arm cannon that fires shots of condensed solar energy. One shot can easily blow through walls, but if Mega Man charges it up, it'll melt your face off!
Wiz: I'm...surprised you know what ambidextrous means.
Boomstick: Well yeah, I went to school. Look, just because I acted stupid when I got drunk on-
Wiz: Hold it, we agreed never to speak about that again.
Boomstick: Oh yeah, right. Well anyways, Mega Man has gathered quite a number of special weapons over his 55 issue journey. The Metal Blade is a Ceratanium buzz-saw of death that will cut through nearly anything, can be fired in eight different directions, AND it hardly runs out of energy.
Wiz: Super Arm allows Mega Man to-
Boomstick: Even lift heavy rocks- wait, what? That wasn't in the script..
Wiz:.....
Boomstick:.....
Wiz: You had to, didn't you?
Sharaku: Yes.
Boomstick: Ignoring that terrible JoJo reference (Sharaku I expected better of you), Atomic Fire is a chargeable ball of fire that is hotter than the very surface of the sun!! That's over 9,900 degrees Fahrenheit, by the way. Bubble Lead shoots out a small bubble from the Mega Buster that rolls along the ground. Now it doesn't sound so special, but turns out, the bubble is actually made out of Sulfuric Acid! Holy s***!
Wiz: Leaf Shield summons four rotating Ceratanium leaves that'll block projectiles. Mega Man can even fire them off super quickly. Ice Slasher fires out a small shot of ice, but the ice is supercooled so much, its temperature is -200 degrees Celsius!
Cues: Quick Man Stage (Mega Man 2 Remix) - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo Switch)
Boomstick: Magnet Missile locks onto metal surfaces and explodes on contact with them. Spark Shot produces long needles out of Mega Man's Buster that shoot out electricity that can disrupt electronics.
Wiz: But Rock's best standard Special Weapon is the Time Stopper. As the name suggests, this allows Mega Man to stop time for around 14 seconds. Mega Man can even use the Time Stopper to stop a single target. Unfortunately, he can't use any Special Weapons while the Time Stopper is up. Normally, Mega Man would just have only these weapons, but after having a crossover with the Broken Blue Blur himself, Archie Sonic, he had his Mega Buster modified by Tails and gained a lot of new Special Weapons for himself.
Boomstick: Sonic Shot from Sonic himself is a modified Charge Shot that strikes opponents multiple times. Its main use is to de-roboticize Roboticized Masters, but it works well combat wise as well. Chroma Chamo (from Espio) allows Mega Man to temporarily become invisible and intangible. Chaos Cannon (from Shadow) is a weaponized version of Chaos Control, trapping opponents in a blue barrier. Fire Tornado (from Blaze) surrounds Mega Man in a massive tornado of fire, scorching anyone who dares get near it.
Wiz: Tails Wind (from Tails) fires incredibly strong wind currents from the Mega Buster. Sharp Knuckle (from Knuckles) sprouts two spikes from Mega Man's fists for maximum punching effect.
Boonstick: As you can see, Mega Man has many Special Weapons to fight his enemies with, but when he harnesses the power of the seven Chaos Emeralds- yes you heard me right!! -he transforms into Super Armor Mega Man!
Wiz: In this form, Mega Man taps into incredibly powerful Chaos Energy. His strength and speed are massively boosted, and he becomes nigh-invulnerable. And since Archie Rock is confirmed to be equals with Archie Sonic, his Super form can't be that different from Super Sonic. This means that, like Sonic, Mega Man can stay in his Super form for as long as he wants. Anyways, with it, he gains the power of flight and the ability to tap into Chaos Control.
Boomstick: This version of Chaos Control is a little different. With it, Mega Man can alter the very fabric of reality!! With it, he restored his own multiverse to its original state, and he would have been able to reset both his and Sonic's multiverses alongside Super Sonic, but Dr. Eggman's interference prevented this. Yeah...let that sink in.
Wiz: And finally, Mega Man's ultimate physical move is the Super Sonic Shot. This is a powered-up version of his Sonic Shot. But just saying it's powered up is an understatement. The Sonic Shot becomes a massive blue energy blast that can blow away massive machines, like the Egg-Wily Machine X, for example.
Boomstick: Whew, that's it for the arsenal. That was a lot. Just seeing all of his crazy weapons gives you an idea of what he can do.
Cues: Wood Man Stage (Mega Man 2 Remix) - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (Nintendo Switch)
Wiz: With all this firepower under his belt, it's no wonder Rock has some incredibly impressive feats. First and foremost, Rock restored his entire multiverse to normal with Chaos Control! But he would have reset the Multiversal-wide Genesis Wave, but Eggman interfered and kind of screwed everything up. But see, Rock was still able to restore his own multiverse, which turns out to be made up of infinite universes!
Boomstick: He also destroyed the Multiversal+ threat, Sigma-3. Keep in mind, this Sigma had screwed up the multiverse so bad that not even a dual Chaos Control from both Sonic and Mega Man couldn't restore it.
Wiz: But Archie Mega Man also scales to Archie Sonic quite easily, seeing they matched each other to a stalemate twice. Archie Sonic was previously able to defeat many Multiversal threats like Mammoth Mogul, Enerjak and Solaris. Solaris in particular was going to destroy the entire Archie Multiverse. But there's more than meets the eye to that statement. As it turns out, the Archie Sonic Multiverse has been confirmed to contain infinite universes on multiple occasions!!
Boomstick: OHO, but that's not all. Sonic was able to match and surpass foes like Mammoth Mogul, who became omnipresent, and Solaris who was able to move in between time periods just by moving. While you technically can't be faster than someone who's omnipresent, the fact that he was able to keep up with Mogul and Solaris still puts Archie Sonic (and Archie Mega Man) at immesurable speeds. YES, THEIR SPEEDS ARE SO GREAT, YOU CAN'T EVEN DETERMINE THEM WITH NUMBERS.
Wiz: And Rock took blows from Archie Sonic, who said that Rock was the "most durable thing he had ever faced", more durable than all of those other guys, mind you.
Boomstick: Holy shit..is there anything that can stop this guy?! So far, I'm kind of unconvinced that he even has one weakness..
Wiz: Actually, as powerful as he is, Rock's got a few flaws. For one, his artificial intelligence age is only around 10 to 11 years old, and is he is a little naive. Also, he doesn't like to fight.
Boomstick: WHAAAT?! The godly Terminator is actually a pacifist?! Man, that's lame.
Wiz: Well, he does fight, but only if truly necessary. Also, his Weapons run on limited ammunition, so he can only use them a set amount of times. He's also inexperienced at using Chaos Control and had to be told by Sonic how to use it. And as mentioned before, the Double Mega Buster shot is incredibly dangerous for him to use, seeing as the last time he used it, he fell offline and had to be repaired.
Boomstick: Still, even with his flaws, this Blue Bomber ain't going down easy. This Rock has truly earned the title of the Strongest Mega Man.
Archie Mega Man: I know you don't want to make fighting robots anymore, and if I can get the others to stop being bad, I will. But if I have to fight...I have to fight. Otherwise, who will help everyone?
Kirby Warps Into DEATH BATTLE!!![]
Cues: Green Greens - Kirby Super Star (SNES)
Boomstick: Ahhh..Planet Popstar. A..star..shaped planet populated by cute creatures, Mexican swordfighters, and possibly the strongest penguin in fiction, King Dedede (aka my Smash main!)
Wiz: It was..relatively peaceful, until an unknown being crash landed on the planet. This being was the last of the legendary Star Warriors. A race of aliens who hold extraordinary power. A race thought all but extinct. In a great war, the Star Warriors fought against Nightmare, a being of evil. Eventually, the Star Warriors were able to seal away Nightmare in the Star Rod, but many lives were lost on both sides. However, there were a few who survived. Star Warriors that would protect the universe for centuries to come. And this one may as well be the strongest of them all. The legendary Pink Puffball, Kirby.
Boomstick: Right away, Kirby proved himself as the strongest guy around. When Dedede stole the entire kingdom's food, Kirby marched right up to his castle, kicked his ass, and has been defending Dream Land ever since. Talk about an entrance! And he's not even fully developed. Yeah, there was a problem. Kirby was supposed to be asleep for 200 more years so he could fully develop, but a malfunction in his spaceship woke him up, and Kirby stayed childish. But to his credit, Kirby still manages to get the job done well. He's a powerhouse! Plain and simple.
Wiz: Kirby has an incredibly unique physique. Like a balloon, Kirby can puff himself up to be able to float in the air. His body is also quite malleable, able to be flattened, stretched apart or even torn to pieces and he'd be relatively okay. His main source of transportation is the Warp Star, a..star shaped..thing that can move at faster than light speeds.
Boomstick: But what really makes Kirby versatile is his incredible ability to copy the moves of his opponents, allowing him to learn new techniques in seconds. And how does he do that? By eating them, of course!
Cues: Masked Dedede's Theme - Kirby Triple Deluxe (Nintendo 3DS)
Wiz: More specifically, Kirby's Inhale ability is his default ability. It sucks up enemies in a powerful vortex, but it cannot suck up very large enemies. Once Kirby sucks them up, his enemies don't actually die. They get transported to Kirby's stomach dimension, an endless plane of existence that is completely empty.
Boomstick: Now that's a fate worse then death. Least you'll never run out of food, though. Anyways, Kirby looks into his stomach dimension and can call upon the abilities of the opponents that he's eaten.
Wiz: Kirby has a Copy Ability for nearly every situation. They can range from physical attacks to utilizing the very elements to his will. Fire Kirby allows Kirby to spit out flames from his stomach, or envelop himself in a fiery circle, scorching anything near.
Boomstick: Pertaining to fire, Burning Kirby wraps Kirby in an aura of fire and charges straight at his opponent. Beam Kirby gives him a staff that shoots out magic projectiles that can even be charged up for a powerful blast.
Wiz: Mirror Kirby allows Kirby to shoot off small mirror-like projectiles, that can reflect attacks. It also (and more notably) splits Kirby in two. Cutter Kirby throws blades that come back as boomerangs. Sword Kirby summons a sword that can cut through solid stone and gives Kirby some incredible sword skills. Hammer Kirby gives him a mallet that can crush anything in its path.
Boomstick: Taking a page from Bomberman, Bomb Kirby allows Kirby to toss around bombs that detonate on impact. ESP Kirby channels his inner Ness and allows him to use telekinetics and psychic based attacks, able to call upon light bursts and meteors from the sky.
Wiz: Stone Kirby transforms Kirby into near indestructible stone that is also incredibly heavy. Needle Kirby allows Kirby to sprout quills from his body for maximum stabbing effect. Tornado Kirby allows Kirby to spin so fast that he envelops himself in a miniature whirlwind.
Boomstick: Water Kirby allows Kirby to manipulate water, able to shoot it like a spout or even surf on it. And Mike Kirby..well, basically he sings so terribly, nearly everything near Kirby spontaneously combusts! (It doesn't instakill bosses though).
Wiz: Obviously, we can't exactly list all of Kirby's abilities, but we have a few more things to mention. First thing, the Robobot Armor. This pink mech can scan opponents and gain their abilities. Yes, it is something Kirby can do on his own, but the Armor strengthens those abilities and even if the armor is destroyed, it allows Kirby to keep the ability previously scanned.
Boomstick: And when Kirby eats a super strong enemy, his normal abilities will be powered up to the max with the Super Abilities. Flare Beam is a massive ball of magic electricity that can be controlled at will. The Ultra Sword is a massive blade that cuts through nearly anything.
Wiz: Grand Hammer transforms his Hammer into a massive size. But by far, his three best abilities are the Hypernova Form, Ghost Kirby, and the Star Rod.
Cues: The World to Win - Kirby Triple Deluxe (Nintendo 3DS)
Boomstick: The Star Rod is a magical wand that repels evil, obtained by Kirby absorbing his own Warp Star. It can shoot star shaped energy blasts that sometimes can blow up some of the moon. Oops.
Wiz: But by far, Kirby's strongest ability is the Hypernova form. Gained by consuming a Miracle Fruit, this form is amazingly powerful. Kirby's Inhale is increased and can now cover a massive distance that can suck in planets. But in Japan, Hypernova Kirby is referred to as "Big Bang Kirby", implying that it has universal power.
Boomstick: "But Boomstick, that's an incredibly vague statement that isn't supported!" Well, that's actually incorrect. Some biographies actually support this name, describing the Hypernova/Big Bang form as that, the Big Bang. In the Japanese version of Kirby Triple Deluxe, the text actually supports this claim. The first line roughly reads "Suddenly, light appeared, shining brightly."
Wiz: The second line roughly reads "the morning fruit", and the last line reads "It was captured in the real world". Thus, the official game supports the claim. Anyways, in the Hypernova form, Kirby was able to defeat a powered-up Queen Sectonia, who had the power of four Miracle Fruits!
Boomstick: That's like..the power of four Big Bangs! Wow. But, if all else fails, Kirby has one last resort. Ghost Kirby. This form can only be accessed after his body is destroyed. His soul basically floats around and is intangible to attacks. He only has one objective. Get back to life. So, how he basically does that is pretty terrifying. He wraps them in his little cloak, ABSORBS THEIR VERY SOUL, ERASES THEM FROM EXISTENCE AND BRINGS HIMSELF BACK TO LIFE! HOLY F***!! I take back everything I said about him being cute, because..goddamn, that is SO MESSED UP!! SAKURAI, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Wiz: Calm down, Kirby usually doesn't hurt anyone unless they deserve it (and by that I mean he gets mad if you take his food). Because Kirby for the most part is a pretty happy guy. He has friends and he'll protect them from evil.
Boomstick: Okay..still doesn't excuse him from cannibalizing thousands. Semi-terrifying things aside, after all of Kirby's adventures across Happy Land and fighting weird eyeball things that give me nightmares, Kirby has done some incredibly powerful things for someone who looks like cotton candy.
Cues: Fountain of Dreams (Kirby's Adventure Remix) - Super Smash Bros. Melee (Nintendo GameCube)
Wiz: Kirby's defeated dozens of foes threatening his planet. Even in his second outing, he fought and defeated Nightmare, who's death explosion blew up most of the moon. But that feat is nothing compared to the enemies he fights now. As mentioned before, Kirby was able to defeat a powered-up Queen Sectonia, who had the power of four Miracle Fruits. This puts Queen Sectonia (and subsequently Kirby, because he beat her) at Low Multiversal levels of power.
Boomstick: Want more? Okay! Dark Mind was able to conquer the Mirror Dimension, and nearly conquered Dream Land. The Mirror Dimension is an alternate universe, and Dark Mind was not only able to corrupt it, but manipulate it in its entirety!!
Wiz: Magolor was able to create a universe that included countless stars. After Magolor was defeated (by Kirby), the universe itself began to crumble and the very fabric of it began to tear. Afterwards, Kirby was able to hold back the wave that was going to destroy the universe!
Boomstick: But don't think Kirby's all about power. Remember, he was able to take blows from all of those guys! And, Kirby's also really fast as well. At one point, he outpaced Marx and NOVA, the latter of whom was able to move from one part of the Galaxy to the next in seconds! Kirby's also comparable to Meta Knight, who accomplished something similar.
Wiz: Kirby is absolutely no slouch when it comes to anything, but there are a few weaknesses that he has.
Boomstick: Since he was supposed to be asleep for another 200+ years, he hasn't fully developed. While he is capable combat wise, he's quite naive and that often leads to him falling for his opponent's traps.
Wiz: His Copy Abilities, while useful, only last so long. They can actually be lost if Kirby gets hit hard enough. Also, while the Hypernova form and the Robobot armor, while very powerful are not invincible. And there's the fact that the Hypernova form only lasts for a short while.
Boomstick: Don't discredit him, though. As small as he is, this iconic alien continues to inspire fun - and fear - into everyone around him.
(Kirby does his victory dance after completing a stage)
Kirby: Hii!!
Pre-Battle[]
Cues: Invader (Theme of Death Battle)
Wiz: All right, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight!![]
Location: Fused World, Year: 20XX
This was the second time someone tried messing with reality, and Sonic was annoyed. Sigma, an evil virus-like jerk had fused multiple universes together. Luckily, there were many heroes on these worlds, some Sonic had already met. More specifically, Rock, or Mega Man had previously helped him the last time someone messed with reality. They both took down Dr. Eggman - Sonic's long-time nemesis - and Dr. Wily, Mega Man's own rival. Now, they were back and had even more allies. Right now, the group of heroes from different universes were discussing plans of attack in Mega City.
Ryu: So, what's our next move?
X: I suggest waiting a little bit. There are still universes being fused to this main universe. With luck, maybe we can gain allies to take Sigma down.
Sally: While that's a possibility, Sigma is building his army faster and faster. Who knows what he might do next?
The group of heroes then began to converse with each other, comparing ideas. X, Zero and Axl spoke about attack plans, when Tails's Computer monitor let out an alarm.
Tails: Guys, I've just received confirmation that a new universe is fusing into this one!
Everyone, after briefly overcoming the surprise began to talk among themselves. They were talking about what to do when Mega Man himself spoke up.
Mega Man: I'll go.
Dr. Light: Rock, what do you mean?
Mega Man: I mean it. I'll go see what exactly has shown up. If it's dangerous, I'll let you know. If it isn't, I'll let you know anyways.
Dr. Light: Hmm...okay. I just don't want you to go missing.
Mega Man: I'll return, I promise. Rush!
Mega Man's red robotic dog - Rush - quickly ran over to Rock. Rush quickly transformed into his Rush Jet form and Mega Man was about to fly away when Sonic walked over.
Sonic: Yo, Rock! Are ya gonna need a hand?
Mega Man: I think I can handle this myself, but thanks for the offer.
Sonic: Well, I've got a hunch that something not exactly good is gonna happen.
Mega Man: What's the worst that can happen?
Sonic: Yeah, that's what they all say before they get blasted in the face.
Mega Man: Ah, good point.
Sonic: Well, can't be too careful. So, you might need these.
Sonic lifted up his hand, and light began to spiral around in it. When the light died down, Sonic was holding seven cleanly cut gems, each a different color.
Mega Man: T-these are..
Sonic: Yep, Chaos Emeralds. Be very careful with these. It'd be bad if anyone else got their hands on these.
Mega Man: Okay, thanks. Keep my city safe while I'm gone.
Sonic: You got it!
Sonic then gave Rock the thumbs-up. Mega Man smiled as he jumped on Rush Jet and rocketed away, leaving the city behind.
Location: Planet Popstar, Year ???
All Kirby wanted was some watermelons. He didn't want to get sent to another universe.
After playing with his friends Tiff and Tuff, Kirby went to visit his friend Marx. Sure, Marx had been kind of a jerk in the past, but Kirby and Marx put that behind. Only problem was that today, Marx was acting oddly philosophical. He was ranting about how the people should get equal pay no matter their job and that this current system of government was failing the people of Dream Land. Odd, seeing as King Dedede never paid his workers, nor did Dream Land have any sort of remotely coherent government (Dedede doesn't really count). Kirby didn't understand a single word of it, but he and Marx had a fun time playing volleyball. Afterwards, Kirby was itching for some good food when he looked at the field across from Marx's house. The watermelons were ripe! Kirby excitedly bounded towards them.
Naturally, that's when everything went wrong.
A massive blinding light engulfed the watermelon fields, and Planet Popstar began to rumble. Kirby, after momentarily being blinded by the flash of light, looked around. Many areas of Dream Land were being engulfed in golden light. The watermelon fields before Kirby flickered momentarily, then disappeared. Kirby's facial expression went from incomprehension to shock to irritation. Where the heck did his food go?!
But then Kirby saw how the landscape had changed.
Where the fields had been, it opened up into an entirely new area of land. Instead of the bright fields Kirby was used to, this one seemed to be a weird mix of checkerboard-patterned floor with metal workings. Kirby also saw a strange loop-de-loop in the distance alongside high-rising towers. Kirby was about to walk into this strange new area when he turned around. In the distance atop the hills, Dream Land had undergone similar changes. Near Dedede's castle, Kirby saw more loop-de-loops and weird buildings.
Kirby: Poyo. (Eh, it'll be fine. If anything bad happens, Meta Knight will help everyone.)
Kirby then pulled out his cell phone and typed in "1-800-PINK-RIDE". Immediately, a glowing yellow star shot out of the sky - Kirby's Warp Star - and flew towards Kirby. Kirby hopped on the Warp Star and zipped away into the new area. Why, you may ask? Well, Kirby wanted to see if there was food. Shocking.
Location: Unknown
Mega Man had landed on an island surrounded by water. It was on the other side of the planet, so it was night out. The stars glistened, illuminating the rocky area. Rock looked up at the stars. The constellations were out of wack due to the universes being fused together. Mega Man hoped the fight with Sigma would end soon. Too many people from many realities were suffering. Rock then turned towards Rush.
Mega Man: Thanks, Rush. You should head back to the city. Everyone else might need your help.
Rush replied with a happy "woof!" and flew off into the distance towards the city. Mega Man watched him go...until he heard a noise.
Mega Man: Huh..?
Well, it wasn't just one noise. There was a repeated sound similar to the twinkling of bells. Mega Man looked into the air on his right. In the distance, he noticed something. Rock's eyes widened. Something was closing in, and fast. It was some pink..thing that appeared to be riding on a yellow star. It stopped a few yards away from Rock, floating in the air.
Mega Man: Uh..hello there! I don't believe I've seen you around. Are you from the universe that just fused with this one?
Kirby merely stared at Rock with a look of utter confusion. There was something about this blue guy, but Kirby couldn't put his finger - er, nub - on it.
Mega Man: My name's Mega Man. I'm a Robot Master. Do you need any help?
A Robot Master? Robot..Kirby tried to remember the last time he met a robot. He met Susie (she was nice)..oh..that's right. Star Dream and President Haltmann had tried to turn Planet Popstar into a machine and everyone on it into robots. That was mean. Kirby thought maybe this guy might try to hurt his friends just like Haltmann. "And nobody hurts my friends!", Kirby thought to himself. Kirby then noticed this Mega guy's suit. It was blue..maybe..it was blueberry flavor?! That was Kirby's second favorite fruit! Having some blueberries sounded like a great bonus for protecting his friends! Kirby got a hungry gleam in his eyes.
Kirby: Poyo! (I'll stop you from hurting my friends!)
Mega Man didn't understand what that meant, but Kirby got into a fighting stance atop the Warp Star. That didn't look good. Just before Rock could try to reason with Kirby, the Star Warrior charged straight at Rock on the Warp Star!!
Mega Man: Well, great. Wish I could go one day without having to fight someone.
Mega Man quickly lifted his left hand up in the air. His hand folded back into his arm. The rest of his arm flashed and transformed into a blue arm cannon - the Mega Buster - and pointed it at the approaching Kirby. Rock's body began to glow as blue energy began to accumulate in the center of the Buster. Rock then readied a Charge Shot as Kirby flew straight towards him.
Cues: Jotaro's Theme (Remix) - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Heritage for the Future
FIGHT!
Mega Man fired his Buster, releasing a massive blue wave of energy straight at Kirby. Kirby jumped off of the Warp Star as the Charge Shot neared. The blast hit the Warp Star, destroying it. The flying Kirby launched a kick at Rock, but the Blue Bomber sidestepped it. The kick from Kirby smashed a part of the ground, making a few rocks fly up from the impact of the kick. As the stones momentarily floated in the air, Kirby jumped up and spun around incredibly quickly, kicking the stones towards Mega Man. Rock was able to react to most of the rocks (heh) by shooting them down with his Buster, but a few got lucky shots and hit Mega Man, but Rock wasn't even fazed. Mega Man then took the opportunity to fire Buster shots at Kirby, and landed some successful hits, knocking the Star Warrior to the ground. Kirby, however, bounced right back up as if it was nothing.
Mega Man: Huh, guess this won't be so quick.
Mega Man then rushed up to Kirby and launched a punch at Kirby. Kirby avoided it and kicked Rock in the face. Mega Man staggered back, but quickly noticed that Kirby was coming at him with another kick. Mega Man quickly sidestepped it and caught the flying Kirby. Rock then tossed Kirby backwards, making the Star Warrior face-plant into the ground. Kirby got up and wiped the dirt off of his face. Kirby then looked around and saw...creatures from Planet Popstar! Perfect! Mega Man saw Kirby looking around at the cute creatures.
Mega Man: Um...what are you gonna-
But Rock was cut off by Kirby rushing up to a nearby Waddle Doo. Kirby then opened his mouth right next to the Doo. Suddenly, a vortex of wind wrapped the poor Waddle Doo, getting sucked straight into Kirby's mouth!
Mega Man: What the-?! Did you just eat that guy?!
Kirby then smiled as an orange and white jester's hat appeared on his head. In Kirby's right hand, a staff with a glowing orb on the top appeared. Magical sparks of electricity bounced off of the staff. Beam Kirby had appeared!
Mega Man: Okay, then. Guess I'd better stay away from his mouth.
Beam Kirby then pointed his staff towards Rock and fired magical spheres of electricity. Mega Man jumped away as the blasts tore up the ground. Mega Man then landed back on the ground, ready. The Blue Bomber then lifted his arm towards the sky.
Mega Man: Special Weapons ready!
Rock's blue and cyan armor pallet then switched to a brown and yellow color scheme. Mega Man then pointed his arm towards Kirby as a circular metal saw materialized in his hand.
Mega Man: You're going nowhere!
Mega Man then threw three Metal Blades at Kirby. The Star Warrior was able to react to this and fired off three electric blasts. The attacks collided with each other and exploded. Kirby then hopped up and materialized the Warp Star beneath him again. Kirby flew at Mega Man, but Rock created another Metal Blade. The Star Warrior attempted to slam his staff onto Mega Man, but Rock blocked the strike with the Metal Blade. Mega Man then slammed into Kirby with a heavy uppercut, knocking Kirby to the ground. Kirby got up, but the jester hat in his head flickered and burst off of Kirby. Mega Man noticed this and also saw Kirby's staff disappear. Mega Man mentally noted this and prepared another Special Weapon, this time switching his color scheme to a darker red and yellow.
Mega Man: Time to take it up a notch!
Rock then transformed his hand into the Mega Buster again. An orange glow began to appear in the Buster. The air around Mega Man grew hotter as the blast charged up. Mega Man fired the Atomic Fire directly at Kirby, scorching the ground around it as it traveled towards the Star Warrior. But Kirby reacted quick. The Star Warrior flipped backward to gain distance from the blast and then, after touching the ground, opened his mouth. Kirby used his Inhale to suck in the Atomic Fire.
Mega Man: Aw, come on!
Kirby then flashed white. A circlet of gold with a red gemstone in the center appeared on Kirby's forehead, and the top of his head erupted into flames. Mega Man saw this and quickly switched his colors to a light blue and white. Fire Kirby quickly spat out bursts of flame from his mouth towards Rock. Mega Man avoided them, simultaneously preparing the Mega Buster for another shot. Kirby shot more fire, but Rock fired the Ice Slasher at the flames. The liquid nitrogen quickly froze the flames in their place. Rock kicked off the ground and rushed Kirby. Kirby saw this and quickly rushed towards Mega Man. Kirby's jump-kick smashed through the ice and connected with Rock's punch. Mega Man launched another punch at Kirby, but the Star Warrior ducked under it and grabbed Rock's arm. Kirby flipped Mega Man over onto his back. Kirby then hopped on Rock and began to punch him while he was down. Rock narrowly avoided Kirby's last strike and grabbed the Star Warrior's arm. Mega Man threw Kirby off of him and quickly switched to Sharp Knuckle. Instantly, two sharp spikes appeared on Mega Man's fists. Rock slammed his fist into Kirby's body, sending him flying. Kirby lost the Fire power-up in the process, but as he landed back on the ground, he saw a Blade Knight near.
Cues: Big Blue (Eurobeat Remix) - F-ZERO (SNES)
Mega Man: Nope, not this time!
Mega Man switched his colors to a black and yellow and fired a beam of electricity towards Kirby. The Star Warrior turned around and saw the Thunder Beam coming towards him. All in an instant, Kirby quickly absorbed the Blade Knight, acquiring the Sword power-up, then with it, smacking the bolt of electricity back towards Rock. Mega Man quickly equipped the Chroma Camo and turned intangible just as the bolt was about to hit him. Rock then fired a shot out of the Buster, but Kirby deflected the blast again, making the blast spiral off into the distance. Kirby looked around for Mega Man, but couldn't see him. Behind Kirby, Rock became visible again and shot out the Chaos Cannon. Near instantly, Kirby was wrapped in a blue force field, paralyzed. Mega Man slammed the field into the ground, making Kirby face-plant again with it. Kirby got up and smashed his sword into the ground. This sent a beam of light out of the sword, but Rock avoided it.
Mega Man: A sword that shoots laser beams? That's a new one..
Kirby pointed his sword up in the air. It began to glow and increase in size. Within seconds, Kirby had enhanced his sword into the massive Ultra Sword.
Mega Man: Okay..that's definitely new..
Kirby slammed the massive sword downward towards Mega Man, but Rock quickly equipped the Super Arm, allowing him to catch the sword, albeit barely. Mega Man jumped away before the sword could hit him, resulting in Kirby tearing up the ground where Rock was. Mega Man switched back to the Mega Buster and madly shot Buster shots at Kirby. Kirby swung the sword, surprisingly, rather quickly, deflecting all of the Buster shots. Mega Man activated the Magnet Missile and fired a jet-powered projectile. It zoomed past Kirby, but the strong magnetic field that it was releasing pulled the Ultra Sword along with it. The Magnet Missile then detonated, exploding both it and the Ultra Sword. Kirby, mildly annoyed, absorbed a nearby Rocky, acquiring the Stone ability.
Kirby: Poyo! (I'm gonna get you for that!)
Kirby then kicked off of the ground, launching himself up into the air above Mega Man. Kirby then transformed into a stone and suddenly dropped like a...stone onto Mega Man. Rock switched back to the Super Arm and held up the incredibly heavy transformed Kirby. Kirby grew heavier and heavier, causing Mega Man to struggle to hold the stone up. Mega Man quickly got out of the way of the stone and activated Tails Wind. Mega Man fired incredibly powerful gusts of wind out of the Mega Buster, blowing Stone Kirby away. Rock then switched back to the Thunder Beam and fired out a bolt of electricity, but it did nothing but bounce off harmlessly. Kirby transformed back into himself and landed back on the floor. Kirby then launched a kick at Rock which he blocked. The fight then went into close combat as Kirby and Mega Man traded close blows, striking each other with swift hits. Kirby landed a jump kick to Rock's face, knocking him over. Kirby landed back on the ground and lifted both of his arms up in the sky.
Meta Knight's Revenge (Eurobeat Remix) - Kirby Super Star (SNES)
Kirby: POYOOOO!
Up in the air, something glinted brightly. Mega Man looked up and noticed something falling fast. Mega Man jumped back quickly as the thing dropped to the floor with a SMASH. The thing was a bright pink suit of armor with two yellow eyes emblazoned on the front. Kirby quickly scrambled into the cockpit and quickly pressed all of the buttons madly. The Robobot Armor started up, made known by its eyes lighting up and flashing a bright yellow. Immediately, Kirby in the Robobot Armor smashed his fist into the ground, with Rock narrowly avoiding the hit. Mega Man fired more shots from the Mega Buster, but they ricocheted off of the Armor. Kirby grabbed Rock's arm, and proceeded to, quite literally, mop the floor with Mega Man. Kirby threw Rock to one side, and followed up by leaping upwards, and smashing his entire armored body onto Mega Man!! Kirby then held Mega Man down with his hand.
Mega Man: Auugh!! You...haven't...won...just yet!
Mega Man switched back to the Ice Slasher and froze the Robobot Armor's right arm solid. This lessened the grip that Kirby held on Mega Man, and Rock was able to break free. Mega Man then switched back to the Mega Buster. But this time, he aimed for the cockpit of the Robobot Armor, striking Kirby several times in the face. Kirby regained his balance and broke free from the ice that the Ice Slasher had created. Kirby scanned a nearby Poppy Bros. Jr. with the Robobot Armor's Scan Spec. Instantly, the Armor flashed white and morphed. The Armor now had a grayish pallet and out where its arms used to be, was a row of black and silver spheres wrapped in a metallic brace. Bomb Armor Kirby then fired out two of the metallic spheres. The spheres sprouted legs midair and began to crawl towards Mega Man. Experimentally, Mega Man fired a Buster Shot at one of the robots, but the second it came into contact with the robot, it exploded, leaving a tiny crater where the robot was.
Mega Man: Jeez...how many of those do you have?
Kirby: POYO!
Kirby responded by launching out many, many Bomb Robots out of the Armor. Mega Man reacted quick and switched back to the Metal Blade. Rock threw several more saws, as a result causing many Bomb Robots to spontaneously combust. Within seconds, the area was battered in explosions and craters. Kirby decided to take a different approach, and scanned a Capsule J2 enemy. The Robobot Armor began to transform again, this time transforming into a small blue-colored biplane. Jet Armor Kirby sprouted a Gatling Gun from the bottom of the plane and began to spray Mega Man with bullets. Rock shielded himself with one arm, causing the bullets to harmlessly bounce off of his arm while running to the left. Mega Man this time switched to the Leaf Shield weapon. Rock fired off two Ceratanium-coated leaves. Kirby reacted to this by firing off two missiles from the sides of the plane. The projectiles collided and exploded in a large cloud of dust. Kirby then fired his machine gun once again, peppering Mega Man in bullets, but Rock spun his remaining two Leaves incredibly quickly, blocking all of the bullets. Mega Man then used his spinning Leaves to clear all of the dust in his way. Afterwards, Mega Man shot both of the leaves into the barrel of Kirby's Gatling Gun.
Kirby: Poyo..(Dang it..)
Kirby rapidly pressed the "Fire" button, but the only thing the gun did was sputter. Kirby decided to discard the Jet ability, transforming the Armor back into its regular form. Kirby quickly scanned a nearby Freezo and the Robobot Armor transformed again, much to Mega Man's chagrin. The Armor's colors became blue, and the arms transformed into large fans. Ice Armor Kirby's fans quickly spun around as they were pointed towards Rock. High winds began to be emitted from the fans, blowing Mega Man back. Mega Man struggled to get up from the extreme force of the winds. But that wasn't all, as shards of ice began to collect on the ground near Kirby, as well as on the tips of Rock's armor.
Mega Man: Nghh...I've only got one shot left of this..gotta make it count.
Mega Man, with one arm in front of him began to slowly walk through the winds. Mega Man's pallet changed back to red and yellow. Mega Man's body began to pulsate with reddish energy as he charged up one last, big shot of the Atomic Fire. Kirby noticed this and began to increase the winds, causing more ice to build up around Mega Man's armor. Rock continued to walk through the winds, ignoring the ice. Mega Man then pointed his Buster straight at Kirby and fired the massive Atomic Fire shot!! Instantly, all of the ice surrounding Mega Man melted away and the blast seemed to tear through the winds like nothing. Kirby tried to sidestep the blast, but the Atomic Fire cleanly incinerated the Armor's left arm. The blast spiraled off into the sky, Kirby's Ice ability getting lost in the process.
Mega Man: Time to say goodbye to that armor of yours!
Rock leaped in and switched his colors to a gray and white. Mega Man pointed his Buster at Kirby and fired a Bubble Lead shot. The bubble of sulfuric acid immediately began to melt the remaining arm of the Robobot Armor. Mega Man then switched back to the Super Arm. Rock channeled all of his strength into one super-powered..
Mega Man: HAAAAAH!!!
PUNCH!!!
Mega Man's Super Armor-powered punch not only smashed through Kirby's Robobot Armor, the attack caused a massive shockwave that completely split the atmosphere behind Kirby, parting all of the clouds all the way up to the thermosphere. The Robobot Armor shuddered and began to glow an orange color. Kirby quickly jumped out of the Armor. Kirby looked back in dismay as the Robobot armor exploded with a sickening BOOM!
Kirby: Poyo...(Shoot...)
Mega Man: So, uh...can we like stop fighting-
Kirby responded with an incredibly strong kick to Rock's stomach. Mega Man staggered back and shook his head in disbelief.
Mega Man: Great. I guess have no choice but to stop you.
Mega Man readied himself while Kirby absorbed a nearby Kibble Blade, transforming him into Cutter Kirby.
Mega Man: That is...still terrifying...
Mega Man switched his colors to a dark and light pink. Kirby threw a golden-bladed boomerang at Mega Man, but Rock jumped away and fired a Quick Boomerang, knocking the blade away. Kirby threw some more Cutters, while Mega Man dashed to and fro, avoiding the blades. Mega Man reached in and caught a blade. Rock threw the blade straight back at Kirby. Kirby tried to block it, but the Quick Boomerang cut straight through Kirby like butter!!!
Mega Man: OH MY G-
-But Kirby simply held his temples and pushed his two halves together.
Mega Man: Wh-what the heck..?
Kirby: Poyo!
Mega Man: I...still have no idea what you're saying...
Mega Man switched back to his standard Mega Buster and fired large Buster Shots at Kirby, but Kirby summoned the Warp Star and flew all around, avoiding the blasts. Kirby then had an idea. This Mega guy used a lot of projectiles...maybe...
Kirby flew towards a nearby Simirror and absorbed it. Kirby transformed and had another jester's hat and staff appear in his hand, but this time his skin color became a purple-ish hue and the jester's hat was colored blue and red. Mega Man experimentally fired another Buster Shot at Kirby, but Mirror Kirby set up a reflective shield around himself, bouncing the Shot back at Mega Man. Mega Man switched back to the Leaf Shield and fired all four leaves at the Shot, both exploding on contact. Kirby hopped off the Warp Star at Mega Man, using his Mirror abilities to split himself into two copies. Mega Man, surprised fired a Buster Shot at both Kirbys, one at a time. However both Kirbys pit up shields that reflected the Buster Shots back at Rock. The blasts both collided with Mega Man from both sides. Both Kirbys then shot out particles of glass at Mega Man, slowly closing in on him and cornering Rock. Mega Man was blocking the projectiles, but Kirby figured that he couldn't hold out for long.
Kirby thought wrong.
Mega Man switched his colors once again and activated the Fire Tornado. Immediately, a vortex of flame shattered the Copy Kirby out of existence and wrapped Kirby in a fiery grip. The Fire Tornado tossed Kirby upward into the sky. Mega Man then followed up by firing a massive Charge Shot at Kirby, blowing away the Star Warrior's Mirror Powerup. Kirby landed back on the floor, huffing in exhaustion. He summoned the Warp Star once again, but this time, Kirby absorbed it.
Mega Man: Huh?
Something began to shimmer into existence in Kirby's right hand. When it appeared, it gave off sparks of energy. It was a small staff with a pink and white striped pattern, with a star-shaped gem at the top. This was the Star Rod, and Kirby was ready to end it.
Kirby: Poyo!
Kirby fired off two energy blasts shaped like stars at Mega Man, who was able to shoot down the first one and vault over the other. Mega Man launched a kick at Kirby, but Kirby sidestepped it and punched Rock in the back. As Mega Man recoiled from the hit, Kirby launched a massive star blast at Mega Man, sending him flying. The star blast exploded, leaving Rock kneeling in a steaming crater. Mega Man staggered to his feet. But the second he looked up, Kirby was charging a massive blast with the Star Rod! The blast was getting bigger by the second, and Rock began to panic.
Mega Man: Shoot! There's no time for me to dodge something that big...wait...time...THAT'S IT!
Mega Man switched his colors to purple and white, and held his ground.
The Star Rod had finished charging the blast, and Kirby gave a smirk of satisfaction at Mega Man.
Kirby fired off the massive star blast at Mega Man!!
As the blast neared however, Rock stood his ground. The blast was about to hit Mega Man when...
Mega Man: Now! TIME STOPPER!!
Cues: Za Warudo Sound Effect (Jotaro's Version)
(Music stops)
...The blast stopped. All around Mega Man, the air seemed to glint. Everything around him shimmered with a faint light. Rock could faintly hear the ticking of a clock somewhere. Mega Man quickly removed himself from the energy blast's path and walked towards Kirby, who was completely frozen. Mega Man had stopped time. Mega Man walked over next to Kirby and thought to himself.
Mega Man: Anytime I hit him hard enough, he seems to lose the abilities he gains. It should be the same for this new one. I'm gonna have to wait until time resumes, though...
Kirby smiled with confidence as the blast closed in on Mega Man. The guy wasn't even trying to get out of the way! The blast would hit Mega Man in 3...2...
The blast exploded in a blinding flash of light where Mega Man was, leaving nothing but a smoking crater!!The star blast exploded where Mega Man was, causing a massive display of dust and rubble. Kirby walked over to the crater and saw nothing. Kirby smiled in triumph. He had won-
???: Looking for me?
Cues: X VS. Zero (Decisive Battle 2 Remix) - Mega Man X5 (PlayStation)
Kirby whirled around in panic, his eyes widening. Mega Man had survived. And by the looks of it, he was unscathed! How did he do it?!
Mega Man: Time to finish this!
Rock immediately dashed in and hammered Kirby with a heavy punch. Mega Man proceeded to barrage Kirby over and over with heavy blows. Mega Man threw Kirby up into the air, and quickly jumped after Kirby and followed up with a snap kick, sending Kirby flying towards the ground. Mega Man then switched to the Sonic Shot and fired a spinning blue energy sphere that blasted into Kirby, striking him multiple times. After landing back on the ground, Mega Man then began to analyze Kirby's movements. Kirby charged up energy in the Star Rod for another blast and fired one off. But Mega Man anticipated this.
Mega Man: Gotcha!
Mega Man leaped up and avoided the star blast. Transforming his arm into the Mega Buster once again, fired a Buster Shot that had perfectly targeted the Star Rod. The Shot came in contact with the Star Rod and destroyed it in Kirby's own hand!!
Kirby: POYO!! (NOO!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!)
Mega Man landed back on the floor and began to barrage Kirby with heavy blows. Not letting up, Rock landed blow after blow, each landing a direct hit and doing massive amounts of damage. Mega Man finished his merciless barrage by putting his two hands together into a closed fist and slammed into Kirby. The Star Warrior was sent flying and crashed into the dirt. Mega Man switched back to the Ice Slasher one final time and fired off the blast of nitrogen. The Ice Slasher immediately froze Kirby in his place. Mega Man switched back to the Mega Buster and began charging up one final shot!
Mega Man: IT'S ALL OR NOTHING! FULL POWER!!
The air around Mega Man began to heat up as massive amounts of solar energy began to accumulate in the generator of the Mega Buster. Soon enough, Mega Man was emitting a bright blue light from his entire body, calling upon his massive energy reserves to make the final shot count. The ground underneath Rock began to crack from the pressure, causing small rocks to begin hovering upward. The Mega Buster made a final revving noise as Mega Man-
Mega Man: HAAAAAAH!!!
-FIRED THE MASSIVE CHARGE SHOT AT KIRBY!!!
Kirby wiped off the dust from his face. Kirby noticed a bright blue light shining towards him. What was that? Kirby turned around and saw an enormous beam of energy coming straight towards him!!! The blast was far too massive for even Kirby to swallow!! What was left of Kirby's confidence turned into ice water and trickled down into his metaphorical socks. Until Kirby remembered...
Kirby: POYO!! (That's right!!)
Kirby had to act quick, otherwise he'd be vaporized by that blast! Kirby looked deep within his stomach dimension. Where was it? There! Kirby found what he was looking for. A Miracle Fruit! Kirby activated it and-
Cues: Hypernova (All-Stars) - Kirby Triple Deluxe (Nintendo 3DS)
Kirby: POYOOOOOOOO!!
-Kirby's body emitted a blinding flash of light. Immediately, Kirby's body began to emit hundreds of colors, giving his body a rainbow aesthetic. This was the power of Hypernova Kirby!!!
Quickly, Kirby opened his mouth and began to inhale the massive blast. The super-powered Charge Shot seemed to stretch inward to fit into Kirby's maw. Mega Man looked on in dismay.
Mega Man: N-no way...that's...
Kirby smirked as much as he could with a mouth filled with a blast of solar energy. Kirby leaned back and SPAT OUT THE MASSIVE BLAST BACK AT MEGA MAN!!!
Mega Man: N-no...
This time, the blast zoomed in much, much faster thanks to the initial force of the blast and the push that Kirby added when he spat it back out. Mega Man hardly had any time to do anything before the blast came into contact with him, causing an explosion that blew up half of the island that they were fighting on!!!
Kirby let out a sigh of relief. He did it. He beat the Mega guy. Too bad he wasn't able to eat him. Kirby bet he tasted like blueberries. Kirby walked over to the area where the blast had hit Mega Man. The island had been completely blown in half by the redirected blast. Well, it didn't matter, because to Kirby, he had succeeded in protecting his friends-
Rrrrumble...CRACK!!
Kirby whirled around in a flash as a lightning bolt struck the ocean. Kirby's eyes widened with sheer disbelief. It couldn't be...
Cues: X-Hunter Stage 1+2 (Breis's Remix) - Mega Man X2 (SNES)
Suddenly, the water began to swirl around rapidly, creating a relentless whirlpool. More bolts of electricity struck the water. Storm clouds began to gather around the island, blackening the sky. Kirby was in a state of utter confusion and denial. There's no way he could have survived his own attack-
KA-BOOOOOM!!!
Just then the water erupted in a massive column!! Where the water had erupted, there was now an empty hole, void of water, going straight down to the seafloor. And standing at the bottom of that hole...was Mega Man!!! At his sides, one by one seven cleanly cut gemstones shimmered into existence. The Chaos Emeralds each began to emit a different colored light, and slowly began to spin in a circle around Mega Man. Rock's body began to glow with a golden light, and he began to hover up out of the hole. Sparks of energy began to bounce off of Mega Man as his entire body became encased in a yellow energy field. Mega Man's body let out an exploding flash of golden energy!! It was so powerful, the aftershock of it could be felt around the entire planet!!!
Kirby was blown away by the shockwave, but when he got back up, what he saw made him angry and slightly hungry. Mega Man had achieved his own transformation. His armor became a bright shade of yellow, he grew two jets from his shoulder-blades and a red orb appeared in the center of his chest. Kirby for some inexplicable reason felt raw, powerful energy radiating off of Mega Man. His assumptions were correct. Mega Man had harnessed the power of the Chaos Emeralds. This was Super Armor Mega Man. The real battle had begun.
Super Armor Mega Man: Now you're in for it...
Immediately Super Armor Mega Man boosted into Hypernova Kirby and threw him upward! Mega Man charged up and tackled Kirby upward, holding onto his body. Mega Man revved up his Jet Boosters and blasted upward, creating a sonic boom in the process as they immediately began moving at hypersonic speeds. Their speed only increased as Mega Man and Kirby flew upward, nearing the depths of outer space.
They were in the upper atmosphere when Kirby was able to break free from Mega Man's grasp and escape. Kirby summoned the Warp Star and hopped on it. Both Mega Man and Kirby increased their speed of ascent and blasted upward, moving so quickly that they both were hardly even visible as streaks of color.
Location: Earth's Orbit
Their chase had reached beyond the atmosphere and both were in space now. Kirby turned his Warp Star back around and got ready to intercept the charging Mega Man. Rock revved up his boosters, making him fly faster and faster towards Kirby. Both fighters knew that neither of them would let up, and that neither of them would go down easily...or without a fight.
Cues: Hazy Shade of Winter - The Bangles
Mega Man charged Kirby, but Kirby avoided his tackle with the Warp Star. Mega Man turned around and fired a massive sun-shaped Buster Shot, surprising Kirby. But Hypernova Kirby was no stranger to large blasts, and easily swallowed it. Mega Man charged Kirby and launched a punch at him. Kirby was able to block it, but the shockwave from the punch was so great that nearby satellites and asteroids exploded into pieces of shrapnel. Both fighters stared each other down through the debris. Kirby was the first to make a move as he zoomed towards Mega Man at speeds that were massively faster than light. But Mega Man reacted easily to Kirby and ducked away from Kirby's punch.
Super Armor Mega Man: Heh, I've gotten used to speeds like those after hanging around Sonic.
Kirby tried to hit Rock again, but Mega Man grabbed Kirby by the arm and threw him sideways. Mega Man immediately followed up by flying behind Kirby and blasting him with more Buster Shots at point-blank range. Kirby regained his balance and absorbed more of the blasts from Mega Man. Mega Man continued to fire Buster Shots, but Kirby held his mouth open and began to inhale all of them. Kirby nonchalantly spat all of them back out at Mega Man, but Rock wasn't even fazed and floated through the blasts like nothing.
Kirby: P-poyo...? (W-what's going on? Why isn't he getting hurt badly...?)
Super Armor Mega Man: Wondering why you can't hurt me? It's simple really. No offense, but I don't exactly think you're strong enough.
Kirby: POYO! (OH, THAT'S IT! I'LL TEACH YOU!)
Super Armor Mega Man: Well, great. Guess that means I've got no other choice but to defeat you.
Kirby charged Mega Man angrily and hammered Mega Man with rapid punches. Rock retaliated by kicked Kirby off of the Warp Star and smashed into him with a flying head-charge. Kirby got sent flying. Mega Man then began to rev up the Mega Buster for one final shot. Rock sent out a massive Charge Shot the size of a moon at Kirby!!!
Kirby looked around and saw the blast coming towards him. Kirby smirked and inhaled the massive blast!!! Again, Kirby spat the blast back out at Mega Man, who took the full force of it. Mega Man's armor steamed after the blast, but Rock was generally okay.
Super Armor Mega Man: No matter what I do, he never seems to tire. He keeps spitting those blasts back out at me...that's it!!!
Mega Man charged Kirby again and the fight went hand-to-hand. Kirby and Rock traded heavy blows to each other, each of them having enough to shatter planets. Mega Man realized that this fight could be too dangerous for the people on Earth and grabbed Kirby. Mega Man spun around in a circle at blinding speeds and threw Kirby all the way across space!!! Rock quickly powered up his Jets and flew after Kirby.
Location: Mars
Kirby had reached Mars's orbit. Here Mega Man was able to fight without distractions. Mega Man saw Kirby's disorientation and charged after him. Kirby saw Mega Man coming towards him and summoned the Warp Star which arrived to Kirby in an instant. Kirby then charged at Mega Man. Both of them collided with each other headfirst, causing a massive shockwave. Both of them shook their heads after recovering from the impact and began to circle each other, looking for an opening.
Finally, Kirby took the plunge and charged Mega Man with a kick. Rock blocked it and smashed his fist into Kirby's face. Kirby stumbled back onto the Warp Star. Kirby then had an idea. Why hadn't he thought of it sooner? Kirby blasted away on the Warp Star away from Mega Man.
Super Armor Mega Man: Hey! Where are you going?!
Mega Man charged after Kirby, quickly gaining on the Star Warrior. But at the last second, Kirby turned around to face Mega Man. Kirby smirked as he opened his mouth and attempted to suck in Mega Man!!!
Super Armor Mega Man: OH SHOOOOOT!!!
Kirby increased the suction and tried to absorb the Blue Bomber. Rock turned around and increased the power on his boosters in a frenzy to get out of Kirby's range. Mega Man, evidently struggling, began to crawl out of the range, but Kirby simply flew closer and closer to Rock. But Mega Man simply turned around and shot a Buster Shot into Kirby's mouth, stopping the suction. Mega Man flew back while Kirby spat out the energy blast from his mouth.
Super Armor Mega Man: If I can just concentrate for a second...
Golden energy began to pulsate in Mega Man's hands. Kirby wiped off his face. Where did Mega Man go?! Oh, never mind. There he is! Kirby charged at Mega Man, who's golden aura had enveloped his entire body. Kirby charged up energy in his fist as he zoomed in on Mega Man!!! HE WAS ABOUT TO SMASH INTO MEGA MAN WHEN-
Super Armor Mega Man: This won't defeat you...but it'll at least slow you down!! CHAOS CONTROL!!!
Just as Kirby was about to hit Mega Man, the Blue Bomber released a massive golden light that enveloped the entire multiverse within seconds!!!
(Music Stops)
When the light faded, Kirby and Mega Man floated there in space. However, Mega Man remained in his Super transformation, and Kirby did not. Kirby looked at himself. Why was he back to normal? He tried summoning the Warp Star. Nothing. Kirby tried to absorb Mega Man by using his inhale. Nothing again. Why wasn't anything working...?
Super Armor Mega Man: Wondering why nothing's happening? You'll have to thank Chaos Control for that.
Kirby then realized. That weird light...that "Chaos Control"...it must have taken away Kirby's powers! Kirby was powerless to stop Mega Man now...literally!!
Super Armor Mega Man: IT'S ALL OVER!!!
Mega Man boosted into Kirby, smashing into him with another flying tackle. Rock then began moving at speeds so fasts that it was impossible to tell which Mega Man was the real one. Mega Man battered Kirby over and over with incredibly heavy blows, varying from shooting Kirby in the face with the Mega Buster to standard punches and kicks. After a brutal barrage, Mega Man caught Kirby by the leg and tossed him away into space. Mega Man then transformed his hand into the Mega Buster, preparing himself for one final shot.
Super Armor Mega Man: Super...
Blue energy quickly began to quickly spiral into the Mega Buster, forming into a visible blast.
Super Armor Mega Man: Sonic...
Mega Man's aura began to literally burst off of his body. Mega Man then pointed the Buster at Kirby. The Mega Buster made one final revving shot as the charging for the attack had finished.
Super Armor Mega Man: SHOT!!!
Super Armor Mega Man fired a massive blue energy blast the size of a star at Kirby!! The blast zoomed in on Kirby so fast he had no time to react to it!! The second the blast came in contact with Kirby, it was over! The Super Sonic Shot separated Kirby's molecules as the Star Warrior was completely obliterated by the blast!!! With one final unintelligible shriek, the fight had finished!!!
KA-BOOOOOOOM!!!
The Super Sonic Shot had created a massive explosion. Mega Man quickly scanned his surroundings, confirming the obvious. Mega Man let out a sigh of relief. It was over. Mega Man powered up his jets and flew back to Earth. Mega Man then contacted Sonic through radio.
Super Armor Mega Man: Sonic? You won't believe what just happened!
KO
Post-Analysis[]
Cues: Heroic Trunks - Dragon Ball Z (English Soundtrack)
Boomstick: Ho-holy sh*t!!
Wiz: Kirby was certainly a powerful foe, but Archie Mega Man's sheer number of advantages trumped Kirby's.
Boomstick: Strength was pretty even in base forms. Both Rock and Kirby showed some good Universal+ feats via keeping up with Pre-Genesis Sonic and defeating various beings like Marx and Dark Mind respectively.
Wiz: However, when it got down to the super forms, it became much more clearer.
Boomstick: Kirby had the powers of the big bang, and was able to defeat someone who had the powers of four big bangs.
Wiz: Compared to Mega Man's feat of restoring the realities of an infinite number of universes however...yeah, it's nothing special.
Boomstick: Both Kirby and Mega Man showed some pretty impressive speed feats, but Mega Man trumped Kirby there as well, even in base forms.
Wiz: While Kirby scaling to Meta Knight traveling across the galaxy in seconds comes out at quintillions of times faster than light, Mega Man was able to easily keep up with Archie Sonic, who was able to cross the entire universe in a day.
Boomstick: Super forms were just overkill for the pink puffball, too. In his super forms, Mega Man is equal to Archie Sonic, who was able to keep up with Solaris, someone who could travel between time periods in seconds. This puts Mega Man at immeasurable speeds, which is obviously much, much faster than Kirby's quintillions C on the Warp Star.
Popup: Kirby was unable to suck Mega Man in due to the fact that he simply was too fast. With Mega Man's immeasurable speeds, he'd certainly be able to outpace Kirby's Inhale.
Wiz: Durability was a similar situation to strength. Mega Man had taken blows from Multiversal+ level people like Archie Sonic, Sigma-3 and the Wily-Egg Machine X to name a few, people who were far stronger than many of Kirby's top tiers.
Boomstick: This wasn't to say that Kirby didn't have any advantages. Kirby did have the advantage of versatility and a much better arsenal. Kirby was able to copy organic beings, which is something that Mega Man was unable to do. Plus, with Kirby's Inhale abilities, he'd be able to spit out almost anything that Mega Man threw at him.
Wiz: However, this is made useless by the fact that Mega Man is simply far too fast for Kirby to hit, even with Mega Man's own projectiles. Mega Man was also much smarter too. While Kirby by no means is stupid, he isn't exactly the most strategic of fighters. Mega Man's whole deal is to find out his opponent's weaknesses as he fights, so having a strategy is much better than Kirby's usual deal of simply sucking in everything that gets in his way.
Boomstick: "But what about Ghost Kirby?! Surely he'd be able to take over Mega Man, right?"
Wiz: Well, no. While Ghost Kirby is an incredibly reliable asset in Kirby's arsenal, it was made bunk by the fact that Mega Man's Chaos Control has the ability to warp the very fabric of a multiverse, so erasing Kirby's soul from existence is nothing but a very minor inconvenience.
Popup: Saying Kirby defeats Mega Man because Kirby has "infinite power" is false. For one, saying Kirby has infinite power is a no-limits fallacy, basically saying something is limitless when it really isn't. If Kirby really did have infinite power, there wouldn't be any Kirby games to begin with. Kirby would have immediately destroyed the main villain. Also, Kirby has shown that he does have a limit, evidenced why sometimes he needs help in some final boss fights (Void Termina and Magolor to name a few), showing that he does indeed have a limit. If anything, the "infinite power" statement is likely a reference to Kirby's ability system, meaning that he has limitless potential.
Boomsick: So while Kirby was able to stay in the fight for a bit, Mega Man was simply stronger, faster, smarter and had much better hax, which was more than enough to put Kirby down for good. Unfortunately for the Star Warrior, this was just one MEGA amount of CHAOS that Kirby couldn't CONTROL!
Wiz: The Winner is Archie Mega Man.
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