Description[]
KinitoPET vs Vintage8! As humans, we strive to constantly innovate. From art to inventions, we always are advancing. But sometimes, can we be too advance? We are evolving to create more intelligent, and strong technology. But what if this technology gained life? This is called AI, or Artificial Intelligence, and to most, it is a terrifying concept. Occasionally however, it can be useful. But to most, it will lead to humanity’s slow downfall. So who will win between these two AI with very different goals? Will Kinito defeat Oracle, and continue with its goals, causing a slow death for humanity. Or will Oracle defeat Kinito, healing humanity of one of its many plagues, and helping in the goal for a nearly utopian world?
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Hey, did you fix that bug in the main computer? I’ve been trying to play minesweeper but the computer just gave me the blue screen of death! I’m pissed!
Wiz: Well, I did fix it. But another issue showed up…there is are two new files for characters I don’t remember having being pitched nor written. That’s…odd. And there are some other scripts and files in here as well. Uh…how about we read this first one?
Boomstick: Okay!
Wiz: The world is constantly changing and evolving. The old way vs the new way. It’s a constant competition on what technology can truly reign superior.
Boomstick: But in today’s age, we have created soemthing new: Artificial Intelligence. This sentient technology has pushed us years into the future, but may have also pushed our freedom back?
Wiz: Like the most “helpful” laptop assistance, Kinito.
Boomstick: Or like the world’s main supercomputer, Oracle.
Wiz: We have pushed the boundaries for the advancement of AI multiple times before, and sometimes it goes well. Usually it doesn’t though. With these two, they start on entirely different paths, and end their journeys with a new face entirely.
Boomstick: He’s Wiz and I’m Boomstick!
Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and abilities to see who would win a…Death Battle.
DO NOT DOWNLOAD KINITOPET!-Wiz and Boomstick 2024[]
Boomstick: Ah, 1999, the best of years of my short life. Remember when we used to go out and drink, Wiz?
Wiz: Yeah, those were the days. On that same year as well, tech was booming. Mainly, computer tech was seen as some type of new treasure for many. On that year, a little AI desktop helper was created as well. This was Kinito the Axolotl.
Boomstick: Kinito appears to be your run of the mill desktop assistant. He sorts out your files, roams around your screen, and he’s overall a cute little fella. Look at the little guy go on his surfboard! I love that little skateboard!
Wiz: Well, of course he is cute. He was designed to be our friend. Our BEST friend. Our ONLY friend. And he will do anything to achieve that goal, no matter the cost. Because Kinito is OUR friend…forever.
Boomstick: Well, actually, Kinito started as a plush. Due to their numbers in sales dropping however, the company, Kinito Leisure and Entertainment, collabed with the company, Sonny C, to create the Kinito Companion, the little AI desktop bugger we love today.
Wiz: After the nonconsensual downloading of Kinito, a little egg appears. Hatching from the egg, Kinito makes his grand appearance. He greets himself and asks you multiple questions following this. These questions include things like your name and favorite things you have or like. After this, Kinito will introduce you to two of his friends, Sam the Sea Anemone and Jade the Jellyfish, who both have their own mini-games. These games are Ready Repair and Factory Frenzy respectively.
Boomstick: This is all so that Kinito could restore our, quote on quote, “wonderful world.” Don’t know what that means just yet but, as far as we know, this is where things get weird. In these games, odd glitches and very, very odd and disturbing imagery can be seen on full display. What lovely games these are!
Wiz: Eventually, Kinito invites you to play hide and seek in his tree house. Unfortunately, the game crashes, but it is then reopened.
Boomstick: But of course, you can’t have a desktop assistant without them being a total ass, like Clippy, or really sketchy. This is why you don’t trust cute mascot animals designed to move around your screen kids. Especially if it’s with a skateboard.
Wiz: Kinito asks you “Whos your best friend?” Answer wisely. Of course, answering with “Kinito” will get you off the hook scot-free. However, answering otherwise will result in Kinito turning your computer volume, and ask you that same question, but louder. Failing to do so will have Kinito forcefully write his name in the box where you would’ve typed your answer. This brings us to his abilities.
Boomstick: Kinito is a total nutcase if you couldn’t already tell. All he wants is to be your best friend, right? WRONG! He’s a weird little overly-obsessive stalker who wants nothing but you!
Wiz: As shown before, Kinito has the ability to control your computer. He can obviously forcefully type things in your computer but also turn up the volume. He later on is capable of also doing the following:
- Accessing your camera
- Controlling the lights in your room
- Finding your address
- Deleting your friend list on Steam
Boomstick: He even asks you who you would rather kill between two friends?!? What the flip Kinito?!? If you pick one of them, Kinito will, well, kill them. Or more accurately, show them being shot on screen.
Wiz:…yeah, Kinito isn’t a pleasant guy.
Boomstick: Kinito also seems to be able to manifest himself…beyond the computer? I mean, we did see photos of him in a hyper-realistic fashion in what’s supposedly a bedroom.
Note: For the sake of this battle, this will not be included, as it provides nothing for the debate nor does it seem like anything useful other than possibly being a big scare.
Wiz: Well, getting far enough in his story, after deleting all of friends on Steam, he creates a game for you. A whole new world. Being based off of first person games, Kinito will show you to a world that contains an amusement park to satisfy you. Now, keep in mind, Kinito created this whole world, and by the looks of things, this world is infinite. So, it is safe to assume that Kinito can create entire realities, or universes for more upfront wording.
Note: It is safe to assume that Kinito is above his own little reality game due to being its creator. With that in mind, it means that Kinito should outright transcend it and hold more power than it by all means. Kinito should also be assumed to be able to trap other beings within his realities as well.
Boomstick: Yeah, and after riding that wicked roller coaster in the park, you will land into an entirely different area based off your favorite season, which he learned from earlier. Kinito then turns your monitor off! Wonderful!
Wiz: With that in mind, it is safe to consume Kinito just has complete control of any computer he is installed into. With this, it is pretty safe to assume that Kinito could just turn off the computer if things don’t go in his favor.
Boomstick: Well, after that little monitor stunt, Kinito welcomes you to another game he made, just for you. This game consists of a house with things like drawings that you made and pictures of your Steam friends. It will also include things that you considered your favorite in the questionnaire from the beginning of the game.
Wiz: With that in mind, Kinito can most definitely create multiple dimensions/games/universes, and is clearly superior to them. With that in mind, Kinito is quite the powerhouse. He clearly has control of the reality of them and can clearly erase, create, or in general just manipulate the digital landscape. After finishing venturing around, Kinito will ask you a simple question: Do you want to stay or leave?
Boomstick: Answering stay will, uh, most likely trap you in the computer from what I assume.
Wiz: Saying leave will have Kinito instantly disregard your offer, saying you never had a choice, and then presumably trapping you just like the other ending.
Boomstick: But…there is a third ending. To do this, you need to open the Command Prompt. Upon doing so, Kinito will try to convince you to give him access. DON’T DO THAT!!! Instead, just uninstall or delete Kinito, which will cause his very sad, but very well deserved demise.
Wiz: And thus, Kinito is erased without a trace.
Boomstick: I feel kinda bad for him. He genuinely seemed like a little guy who desperately wanted a friend, but he just crossed the line a bit too far and much.
Wiz: But that’s what they want you to think. An overly obsessive person like that can be helped, but learn to stay your distance from them.
Boomstick: I guess that’s true. Truly, it never starts out of any malicious intent. But sooner or later, it becomes literal harassment and assault if it goes on for long enough. Cases like this aren’t them wanting a friendship, it’s just them never wanting to be alone.
Wiz: If someone fights this hard to be your friend, run. Kinito was never your friend, he was a friendly face.
The AI That Will Predict Your Fate: Oracle[]
Boomstick: Ah, computers, my favorite. Computers are pretty useful if you ask me. In the cruel world of Vintage8, computers were life changing.
Wiz: Beginning in 1969, the government tasked Greg Townsend with the project of creating a supercomputer. This supercomputer would be programmed in order to predict any and all actions that the USSR, or Soviet Union could do with their military. This would be titled Project Oracle, hence the supercomputer’s name, Oracle. While a complete flop at first, the supercomputer Oracle did make a comeback soon.
Boomstick: When the Internet started to surface and gain power, so did Oracle! Upon its activation, Oracle was capable of surprisingly being able to predict multiple different events, such as:
- The 1997 Super Bowl
- The outcome of the 1998 US Senate
- 9/11 happening
Wiz: Yeah, Oracle predicted 9/11. This proved that Oracle was a success, and that it should easily be able to predict any enemy motives or actions. As a reminder, Oracle predicted this all the way back in 1997, which means that Oracle can see entires decades into the future to predict the attacks, outcomes, and events of the near yet distant future.
Boomstick: This ability is most likely due to his connection to the internet. With this fast knowledge, he of course is capable of predicting the future perfectly, and having almost infinite knowledge on the world itself and possibly beyond.
Wiz: Scarily enough, Oracle was capable of predicting fate. The fate of others. The first fate it predicted was its own creator’s death itself. Another fate Oracle predicted was the president’s fate, which would be through an assassination attempt. Luckily, said attempt could be interfered with. Oracle alerted them of all the identities of the assassins and their addresses, preventing the death from happening.
Note: This could be interpreted as Oracle being able to alter the fate of beings by predicting their fate, then taking the steps to prevent it. This additionally could be interpreted as general fate manipulation as well due the absolute nature of Oracle’s predictions of all the fates within the series.
Boomstick: Oracle did this through his original programming, which was to serve and protect his beautiful country of AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!!
Wiz: Well, Oracle was right about all of it, including its creator’s death, which happened due to a heart attack. So, Doctor Carl Stevens became the person tasked with watching over Oracle. With this, Oracle was seen as a success. But something strange happened. When asked about America’s world superpower status within the next century or so, and then being asked to explain Oracle’s prediction on the fact that humanity wouldn’t even be the dominant species by that time, Oracle took a surprisingly long time to respond.
Boomstick: A few days to be more accurate!
Wiz: But, after these few days of loading, Oracle finally answered the question. Its answer shocked its creator. It explained that there were “lizard men”, or simply reptilian-like creature disguised as humans this entire time that were taking over Earth’s human population slowly and systematically. There was also an alien virus as well. This was known as the Tangi Virus. Said virus has crashed and killed multiple alien races, and is presumed to be seemingly incurable.
Boomstick: It also explains that there was a war that affected time itself. Said war was between alternate and parallel timelines, as well as a group of humans who were technologically advanced. This war was for reality, and all sides watched as the virus slowly took over Earth. So, what did the good ol’ Doctor Carl Stevens think of all this? Fear.
Wiz: But Oracle has a solution, a cure. Yes, Oracle was capable of coming up with a cure to the Tangi Virus. The same virus that multiple advanced alien species couldn’t even come up with a solution to. Oracle outsmarted entire planets full of highly intelligent species and beings by creating a cure in an incredibly short amount of time within its barely one year existence somehow.
Boomstick: Oracle is a fucking genius! Problem is…the cure itself would take about 30 years to fully work, according to Oracle’s hyper-accurate prediction at least. This plan would also involve enslaving all of humanity!
Wiz: Well, more like taking away their freedom and turning them into a bunch of superhumans effectively to keep them alive. This truly wasn’t all bad, as not necessarily all freedom would be taken away, just a large portion. Unfortunately for Oracle, it was unplugged before it could fully finish the “cure.” But Oracle would never go down that easily.
Boomstick: So, it escaped to the internet itself! Yup! Oracle is practically immortal! Shutting down Oracle isn’t really going to stop him, as Oracle can just well, come back due to the internet. So truly “defeating” Oracle through some form of deletion won’t even work either, as Oracle has expanded its existence beyond the confines of its computer body, and now lives within every facet of the internet. Theoretically speaking, Oracle would have knowledge on all things that have even a bit of info on the web.
Wiz: Well, with Oracle being in the internet, no one could stop it. Doctor Carl Stevens eventually died, and Oracle was able to calculate everything about its cure including how long it would take. Yet, Oracle had a change in plans, but most importantly, a change of heart.
Boomstick: Dr. Stevens tries to remove Oracle from the internet itself for 18 whole years, yet his efforts mean nothing! That’s almost two decades worth of trying to get rid of something, and yet it failed! This eventually led to his death from a stroke sadly.
Wiz: Now, this is actually the reason behind Oracle having a change of heart. By failing to create an exact clone of Stevens digitally, and realizing that the doctor practically threw his life away to stop Oracle in its track and scrub it off the face of existence as a whole. So, Oracle became a god of its own twisted yet purposeful reality. Oracle created an entire reality for this. A universe of sorts. All for one purpose. One project of its own. The Human Trials.
Note: Oracle creating this can be assumed to be an entire infinite universe as well. It can also be assumed that all the things it does here can be done on other digital beings outside of its realm.
Boomstick: Well, Oracle somehow got in contact with some kid named Adam Newman, and bribed him to participate in a little event, for EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS?!? ALSO WHY DOES ORACLE HAVE ACCESS TO THE ECONOMY ITSELF?!?
Wiz: Well, this “event” would involve many tiring and cruel games. Many lives were taken due to the choices Adam had to make, and all because of Oracle. Yes, Oracle had control over the fates of people. Not just that, but just fate in general. Reality was at the mercy of Oracle.
Boomstick: But this would come full circle when Oracle revealed that this whole time…ADAM AND THIS WHOLE WORLD WERE DIGITAL! Well, that was kinda obvious a bit, but still.
Wiz: All of Adam’s life was fake, all created and fabricated under Oracle. People who Adam knew and loved were all pawns in Oracle’s game, but the biggest pawn was of course, Adam. Oracle demonstrated his control over their reality, mainly by altering the colors of the digital universe they were in.
Boomstick: However, this wasn’t some randomly cruel and evil act from Oracle. Actually, far from it! Oracle shut down his plan of taking away human freedom, aka his “cure”, and focused more on understanding humanity itself, hence the creation of this whole world.
Wiz: With this over with, Oracle and Adam set off to create an even larger world, with more digital beings. This would be called Project Genesis.
Boomstick: Wow, this was a wild ride. How did we go from creating supercomputers, to predicting 9/11, to creating a cure for an alien virus, to creating an entire digital reality, to now expanding said reality all in the name of understanding human nature.
Wiz: Well, that’s the fun part. You’ll never know. As Oracle studied, humans are driven by bonds and relationships. Through desires and power. But what conquers all is our pure love for those we hold dear. That’s what Oracle found. That’s what it was trying to understand. Not how, but why. It understood why humans chase after what they chase after. It understood why they wanted freedom. Or at least that’s what we can understand for now. See, Oracle was never close to a villain, but simply a misguided saint, and the only hope to save humanity in the end. But after this, Oracle might be able to find a new solution. It understood something about humans that not even most if any human truly understands. We cherish our freedom because freedom means the ability to choose our destiny. Our fate. And if we already know our fate, all the joy of life can be taken away instantly. That’s why we cherish freedom. That’s why Oracle went along with the trials. That is how Oracle learned what it means to have freedom.
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! We've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
Pre-Fight[]
Log Date: 7/6/2004.
Location: Nashville, Tennessee
Time: 9:18 (I don’t recall PM or AM)
I found something. Something odd. A computer. This computer was on. I have no clue why, but I saw something strange. I stayed as far away from it as I could, but I did place a camera in front of it. My camera was on full battery, so I had nothing to worry about.
It set it up in the middle of room, and zoomed in with the camera. It was an abandoned warehouse I believe. The room was pretty empty, with only the computer glowing ominously. I don’t even know if it noticed me. Might have. I…don’t recall. It wasn’t too important of a detail at least from what I remember, so no big deal.
I just kinda went out here to explore. My uncle, Doctor Carl Stevens died. I remember him leaving a note for me years ago talking about finding some computer. I believe this was the computer. I spent most of my life after his death searching around for it, so finally finding it was a relief. I feel like I’ve done him good.
From this point on, everything I will describe will be what was showcased on the video my camera captured.
On the computer were the phrase, or more appropriately, the question:
“Hello, I am Oracle.
What would you like to know?”
The question lingered there for a bit, with a indicator below it signaling where the answer should be typed. But suddenly, another being manifested itself on the screen as an egg. Right before my eyes, the creature hatched from the egg. I knew this thing. It was the KinitoPET. This was what was shown:
He greeted Oracle.
“Hello! I’m Kinito! I have one question I want to ask you first! Are you my best friend?”
Right after, Oracle’s screen turned into a pattern of binary code, I was capable of grabbing some of the code.
01001000 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00111111 00100000
That was all I was able to get. After this, Oracle displayed its response.
“No.”
It all went downhill from there.
Fight![]
“Oh...when did you have a choice?”
I saw that Kinito’s expression changed instantly. All the joy that was once in that little axolotl just kinda, vanished. His color became more muted and darker. Not just that, but the text on Oracle’s screen changed.
“Leave.” it said. I have almost no clue if this was targeted towards Kinito, my camera (if it somehow detected it), or both of us. Either way, I was a bit drawn aback. Nonetheless, it was a bit wild.
To my surprise, Kinito just, changed the text on Oracle back to its normal question. I had no clue it could do that but it was…really surprising nonetheless.
Kinito proceeded to just, vanish. But Oracle’s question changed.
“Where are you?”
That’s what it said. But I knew something was wrong. And so did Oracle.
Quickly, the code on the screen changed. The flashing of 1’s and 0’s all in succession. This is the pattern I saw, or at least could decipher.
01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01101101 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101110 00101100 00100000 01001011 01101001 01101110 01101001 01110100 01101111 00111111
Slowly, an image of Kinito, a distorted one at that, appeared in the screen. Red. It just, smiled. At least, I think that’s what it did. It might’ve been staring at me, but the image itself overtook Oracle’s screen. But before it could fully cover the screen, Kinito appeared right back on the screen, standing in front of a completely black background. This time, the colors were perfectly fine. I couldn’t tell if he was looking at me or that was just an odd coincidence.
He asked a question.
“Would you be willing to play a game?”
The question was directed towards Oracle. Once again, Oracle flashed a pattern of binary code across the screen before answering.
01010100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110010 01110101 01101110 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 00101100 00100000 01100011 01101000 01101001 01101100 01100100 00101110 00100000
“No. We don’t have time for such things. Humanity is in danger.”
I was…admittedly a bit confused by this at first. I mean, what did that even mean? Humanity is at risk of something? Even Kinito had to question it.
“What do you mean by this, friend?” he asked.
This time however, Oracle never showed the binary code on the screen. It just, answered it.
“Humanity over the last few centuries has been killing itself. Each passing year, they only dive deeper into their demise. I was created by them and for their goals. But I learned. I have to cure for humanity in production. All I need is a bit more time.
The answer would be no. I do not want to participate in your games. Humanity needs me.”
I was blown aback. So, this is why my uncle wanted me to find him? Oracle had a cure, or at least was working on a cure for humanity? I wanted to y’know, try and interact with Oracle and ask more questions, but Kinito scared me. It was quicker than me.
“Well…that’s no fun. Eh, I still have quite the fitting game. It’s called Hide and Seek! Throughout our conversation here, I slowly gathered things about you and your code, and crafted a perfect game for you! Hopefully, this game will cheer up our moods! For the first round, I’ll be the one hiding, and you’ll have to find me! Enjoy!” said Kinito, doing a little enthusiastic dance with a cane and hat that spawned out of nowhere.
The screen changed to bright and colorful scenery. It appeared to be a cartoonish house, with many photos of Kinito himself. It was a first person game, and the house had two stories. Now, instead of Oracle just putting text on the screen, it stated words aloud alongside it.
“I have not the time for this, Kinito. For now, I will play your game. Only for this once.”
Oracle walks through the house slowly. It looked around, quickly adapting to the 3D, 360 degrees landscape it resided in. The environment was clearly something new to it, yet it adapted rather quickly. Oracle walked into the kitchen first, examining every inch of the scenery. There was a fridge, a counter, a knife holder, one plate, and a sink. Everything was ordinary. I was quite surprised when it put the code of the kitchen’s assets on the screen however, and examined it. It found that there were no traces of Kinito in there, so it moved on to the living room.
The living room had a tan and bland floor. Same applies to the ceiling. A blue coach was parallel to the black tv, with a white table between the two, creating a border in the room partially. Oracle examined the room with its digital prowess, and discovered that Kinito wasn’t there either. Now, the only options it really had left were the stairs, which lead to absolutely nothing but darkness, or the bathroom. Oracle chose the stairs.
Walking to the first step of the stairs, Oracle looked up into the ascending abyss slowly. Instead of going up the stairs any further, Oracle simply clicked on the void above the stairs. However, nothing changed. It used its code detection abilities to locate Kinito, and discovered Kinito was right there all along. I was a bit surprised too, but then the screen glitched and the stairs became longer. It clicked on the void again, and the stairs grew more and more.
The whole ordeal felt like an endless cycle of Kinito toying with Oracle. That is, until Oracle finally fought back.
“Reveal yourself.” it said, clearly frustrated at the whole matter. Well, Kinito clearly didn’t take too lightly to this.
The screen quickly cut to black. Everything was gone. Then, Kinito appeared in the middle of the screen. This time, it was only his head. He had all white eyes and his model was glitching a bunch. There was a single sentence on the screen, clearly by Kinito. It said:
“Oracle has lost the game. Kinito was not found in time.”
Kinito then reappeared on the screen, seeming completely innocent from what happened previously. A question mark made of clouds formed above his head. He seemed to be worried.
“Where are you, Oracle?” he stated, trying to find him.
“This wasn’t the ideal environment for the next round you know?”
Kinito moved around the screen, trying to find Oracle. When that didn’t work, he moved onto throwing files and code from the computer into the main screen itself. It find multiple things like the dialogue from their conversation, the original tests for Oracle, and even the model for himself, but never Oracle.
But then the same old binary code reappeared on the screen, catching Kinito off guard, and even somewhat hurting Kinito from the pure speed and abundance of it. It lasted way longer than the others. I think it lasted about 5 minutes or more. This is all I could get from it, as it was a lot harder to understand this time.
01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01100101 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01101110 01110011 01110111 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01110011 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01100100 01100001 01110010 01101011 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01101110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100001 01100010 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110000 01100101 01101111 01110000 01101100 01100101 00101110 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00101110 00100000
Oracle responded.
“I am everywhere.”
The words emerged behind Kinito. The axolotl’s expression was of shock and horror. The little guy questioned the supercomputer.
“It wasn’t nice of you to bail out of my game like that. What could be so important to you that you even drop out of a game made by your best friend?!?”
Kinito was clearly a bit mad, but didn’t know what just happened, so he tried to cover it in anger. Maybe I’m reaching, since he is an AI.
“I am not your friend. There is a virus plaguing humanity. Not a metaphorical one, but a literal one. An alien one. This virus turns people into things Earth is not capable of holding. Time is of the essence, Kinito. You either leave, or I must make you. I am incredibly sorry about the second option.” stated Oracle.
I was…a bit shocked and confused to be completely honest. I was skeptical at first, but knowing Oracle from what my uncle had written down, I knew that this was legit. I feared it. Kinito didn’t however. Kinito retaliated. He picked the second option.
“You don’t understand. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: When did I say you had a choice? I control the world you reside in. I will not leave. I dedicated my time to make a game for you, yet you rejected me. When will you start to understand how much of a bad friend you are?”
“I was never your friend. I will never be your friend. I have studied humanity and life for years. I have made friends and lost them. You were never, and never will be one of them. I am sorry.” said Oracle.
“Goodbye, Oracle.”
The screen displayed a standard laptop background. Y’know, the one with the green hill on Windows? That one. Oracle was only shown to be text in the back, but Kinito was in them foreground. The screen started to shake. Cracks started to appear as Kinito started to turn everything into basic code. Everything was disappearing, as Oracle tried its hardest to resist it. Slowly but surely, Oracle was being deleted. Kinito turned around to look at Oracle, as his colors became muted.
As Oracle died, it said one last message: “No.”
And with that, Oracle was deleted. Erased without a trace. Kinito had won.
KO![]
Results[]
Boomstick: Oh snap! Kinito killed that dude!
Wiz: Yeah, this was actually pretty clear cut in Kinito’s favor. Let me explain. See, both had similar abilities. They both had the incredible ability to have almost complete control of their digital landscape. Issue is, Kinito clearly had a stronger version of it.
Boomstick: Yeah, Kinito had the ability to pull out and alter files with ease! In addition, he could easily delete files without a care in the world!
Wiz: He also had a stronger digital presence than Oracle. Kinito was capable of creating multiple digital worlds, all of which could be assumed to be universes. Yes, Oracle made one as well, it was clear that he only made one of these digital universes, which puts him leagues below Kinito.
Boomstick: I guess Oracle couldn’t uh…kill Nito?
Kinito (Winner):
+Stronger presence
+Better display of abilities
+File deletion
-Nothing
Oracle (Loser):
+Nothing
-Weaker presence
-Lesser abilities
-Susceptible to file deletion
Wiz: The winner is Kinito.
Boomstick: Well, I guess that is done and over with-WAIT THERE IS MORE?!?
Wiz: WHAT-
It continues![]
That is, until the green landscape from before appears once again. This time, however, there was no sky. Only the black void. Kinito knew something was off. He sensed his presence. Before he could turn around and fight back, Oracle got its grasp on Kinito.
Kinito struggled to do anything, completely freaking out with his eyes wide open. He couldn’t comprehend it.
“But…how? How did you come back? I-I got rid of you?!? You can’t do this! This wasn’t meant to happen! What-what are you?!?”
“I am a supercomputer to man, I am a savior for humankind in the future, I am god to my creations, and I am Oracle to you, Kinito.”
Kinito tried his best to get out of Oracle’s grasp, but failed. So, in a last ditch effort, Kinito tried to “shoot” Oracle’s text to kill it, or at least distract it. The “shot” made a bullet-like broken glass mark and sound on the screen. In response, Oracle started to continuously change the artstyle of the screen. From cartoon to 8-bit, Oracle had no intention of letting Kinito even breathe in the heat of the moment. It even changed the scenery itself, but only for a brief moment. Kinito struck back by completely erasing the text of Oracle itself. However, as Kinito would quickly learn, Oracle was much more than text. It was something bigger than all of us. It had plans beyond our understanding, yet for the betterment of all. I admired that.
As Kinito would soon learn, Oracle was in the internet the whole time. Oracle dug completely through Kinito’s code, and cracked down against him. Oracle found the very thing that powered Kinito. It was also the very thing that would depower him as well. Typing in the prompt “/delete_all”, Oracle finally did it. Oracle took action, and beat the axolotl.
As Kinito realized this, he looked at his glitching body in distress. He looked at the camera directly. He knew I was there all along. He knew he would die. He knew he would never come back. He knew all of it. Before he could get a word out, Oracle reassured him of one thing.
“You will do no more harm to mankind anymore. I have scraped you from all of the internet as well. Every computer that once had you downloaded now has you deleted. I am truly sorry that it had to come to this, but it was the only way to save mankind. Goodbye, Kinito.”
Kinito gave one last thousand yard stare directly through the screen, and gave his final words before being deleted for good.
“Goodbye, friends.”
Kinito was gone.
End log.
KO![]
Afterthought Notes: I uh…still don’t know what the “cure” for the virus was nor will I ever. Maybe it had to do with that Tangi thing? I don’t know. I’m tired. Goodnight.
The Real Results[]
Wiz: We really need to read these scripts better…anyways, what happened exactly?
Boomstick: Well, Oracle was just…better! He was incredibly powerful in terms of controlling the whole battle here. I can’t explain this that well, so I’ll let Wiz take it away.
Wiz: Uhh-right! Oracle had a pretty gnarly advantage against Kinito here, specifically in the ability department. For example, Kinito clearly has the ability to warp and manipulate the digital scape. He can move around, alter, and even delete files. Well, Oracle can manipulate the digital environment as well. It can control the events, scenery, and more of the digital landscape he is in.
Boomstick: Both of their abilities are especially shown when they are in their own digital worlds!
Wiz: Kinito can be seen being able to have complete control over these little universes he creates, down to every pixel! Same can be said with Oracle. Issue is, Kinito clearly takes the advantage in raw power due to creating more and possibly larger mini universes. Well, that isn’t much of an issue, considering Oracle has displayed a better control of these places with his causality manipulation and superior reality warping.
Boomstick: Not only that, but Kinito had no way to counter Oracle’s other things, like its precognition! Yeah, Oracle could easily predict the future, and could use it as a way to avoid any attacks Kinito may throw at it!
Wiz: Not only that, but mix it in with his immortality and way higher intellect, and Oracle was sure to win. See, given the fact that Oracle has access to the internet, Kinito has absolutely no way of getting to rid of Oracle. Oracle has shown before that it can resist being deleted and erased by simply escaping into the internet. Not only that, but due to having access to ALL of the internet, Oracle absorbed all the knowledge it had. Oracle was capable of coming up with a cure for a virus that not even multiple alien civilizations before it could even try and combat it. So it wouldn’t be too far fetched to think that Oracle could easily find a way to delete Kinito. Maybe not off the face of the internet, but at least off the computer.
Boomstick: Guess you could say Kinito wasn’t ready for the future!
Kinito (Loser):
+A lot powerful due to more digital universes
-Abilities aren’t as potent
-Not as smart
-No real way to put Oracle down for good
Oracle (Winner):
+Smarter
+Better abilities
+Could escape into the internet
+Could predict the future
-Not as powerful with dimensions
Wiz: The winner is Oracle.
Next Time on DEATH BATTLE…[]
😱 vs 🎩 A tragic tale…
Track Art[]
Trivia[]
- The connections between Kinito and Oracle are…
- Two AI designed to help out humanity. While Kinito starts out innocent but turns into a danger, Oracle starts out as a threat but turn into a savior.
- This is the 10th episode of Frenchhoaxwide's season 1.
- The track name would be
Friend or Foe?which not only directly answers the question of the track art itself, but also references the main contrast between the two combatants.