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King Olly vs Klogg is a What-If? Death Battle written by Thebeeghungry and BigShark81913, featuring King Olly from Paper Mario: The Origami King and Klogg from The Neverhood.
Description[]
Interlude[]
King Olly folds DEATH BATTLE! (Beeg)[]
Triangle: In the lands known as the Mushroom Kingdom, a lovely (but equally deadly) land, they hold an origami festival every year, to celebrate origami, of course!
Monke: And one very unfortunate toad wanted to really make this one to remember! And so, he got to folding, and wrote some words of encouragement on his creation. After that, he used the special "Fold of Life" technique to bring his creation to life! And so, King Olly was born.
Triangle: Sadly, Olly was illiterate, thus meaning he couldn't read the writing, which lead to him being furious! How DARE someone scribble on his paper!
Popup: Fun fact! In Japan, writing on Origami is seen as a big no-no.
Monke: This would lead Olly down a path of... blatant racism. He assumed all the toads were the same, and that they all deserved to be eradicated, with him intending on folding the world into his image. He also folded a sister named Oliva to rule alongside him, but she didn't dig the whole "ruling over everything" idea, so Olly just stuck her in a wall.
Triangle: After this, Olly would make short work of both the Mushroom and Koopa Kingdoms, turning the Koopa Troop into Folded Soldiers and reducing Bowser to a wet-floor sign. Even Peach wasn't save, as she was one of the first to get folded.
Monke: After all of that, Olly then summoned streamers from across the Kingdom to wrap around Peach's Castle and place it on a mountain, knocking Mario and a newly freed Oliva down into a forest.
King Olly's Background[]
- Alias: King Olly, Origami King.
- Height/Weight: Unknown
- Species: Origami
- May or may not be a representation of the Paper Mario "fans" at the time
Triangle: The Folded Soldiers are an army comprised of almost zombie-like versions of the Koopa Troop's finest. Your Goombas, Shy Guys, Koopas, Sledge Bros., Boos, ya get the idea.
Monke: But, in the ranks of the Folded Soldiers, there are Paper Machos! These are biggol versions that can only be defeated by hitting a sticker, which leaves them vulnerable. Among these, there's a couple more notable ones. Such as Gooper Blooper, a giant squid from the depths that likes causing giant waves, or Macho Pokey, a gigantic fella who can cause sandstorms! And then there's uh, the Paper Mistake, a Macho Buzzy Beetle with hundreds of faces stuck onto it, Kamek's face allowing it to fire magic blasts.
Triangle: But if that wasn't enough nightmare fuel, say hello to the cut-out soldiers! These are black sheets of paper cut-out in forms resembling giant tall figures, groups of children, or even a snake with a hand instead of a head. They have no feelings, no faces, no souls, and no fear.
Monke: Moving onto something that won't keep me awake at night, say hello to the Vellumentals! These are ancient gods of the elements that Olly managed to fold into his own beasts. There's the Earth Vellumental, who's a giant turtle who can shake and move the earth, the Water Vellumental, who's a giant dragon that can suck up and spit out large amounts of water, the Fire Vellumental, a giant flaming bird who can shoot out it's own burning feathers, or just spit fire, and the Ice Vellumental, who's a giant polar bear that can cause ice to spawn, fire ice beams, or incase itself in ice to heal.
Triangle: Next up we have the Legion of Stationary! These are a bunch of origami-making tools that Olly converted into living things to defend his streamers. There's Colored Pencils, an indie artist who can fire said pencils like missiles, Rubber Band, a massive showboat who can bind you in it's bands, Hole Punch, a groovy dancer who can punch holes in shite, even punching the sun itself out of the sky! There's Tape, a no-good gangster who can use his case to ram folks, or roll around after said case is destroyed, taping up everything and stabbing people with a dispenser blade. There's Scissors, who's a dishonorable swordsman who created the Paper Mistake and Cut-Out soldiers in the first place! And finally, there's Stapler, a dog who stapled all of the Folded Soldiers, this mean mutt can both bite and fire staples, starting with steel, then red, and finally golden staples. Olly must be rich to be able to afford that!
Monke: Oh yeah, Olly also has a fucking airforce. Not much, just a buncha flying paper planes that can ram shite, along with one big one for devastating blows.
Olly's forces:[]
Regular Infantry:
- Folded Soldiers
- Cut-Out Soldiers
- Paper Machos
- Air-Force
Vellumentals:
- Earth Vellumental
- Water Vellumental
- Fire Vellumental
- Ice Vellumental
Legion of Stationary:
- Colored Pencils
- Rubber Band
- Hole Punch
- Tape
- Scissors
- Stapler
Triangle: Now, all of this is a lot, we know, but we aren't done yet! Time to talk about Olly's abilities!
Monke: This angry piece of paper's most obvious power is his folding, this is a shockingly... versatile ability. Any piece of paper he finds can be folded, it's to the point he was even able to fold Peach's Castle to the point where Peach was fused with it!
Triangle: But Olly's also able to fold himself, specifically, he can fold into every Vellumental we previously discussed, getting all of their abilities along with being able to regenerate. But he can also fold into a giant paper sumo wrestler... thing. In this form, he's far stronger, and can summon little flying projectiles and giant folded thomps.
Monke: But his most powerful form is when he becomes HUGE. like fucking massive. In this form, Olly can fold his hands into giant hammers, giant swords, cannons that can fire paper airplanes, or he can just slap the shit out of ya! But the most deadly part of this is his own rage, as it turns into a rising poison cloud that can... just kill you! No fanfare, no big reason, it just kills ya.
Triangle: Heck, he got so powerful to the point where he was outright folding reality itself! Yes, he could fold REALITY (supposedly)
Olly's Powers and Abilities:[]
- Telekinesis
- Folding
- Summoning
- Creation
- Poison
- (Debatable) Reality Warping
- Object Merging
Monke: Olly's pretty strong, too! He was able to fold Peach's Castle, bitchslap Giant Folded Bowser, drop a big fucking rock, and tussle with our good friend Paper Mario! The same Paper Mario who's survived a universe blowing up in his face and dodged both lightning and climbed an infinite staircase!
Olly's feats:[]
- Folded Peach's Castle
- One-Shot Giant Folded Bowser
- Overpowered Mario
- Was said to be "Folding reality"
- Took over the entire Mushroom Kingdom in the span of a day
Triangle: All of this would eventually lead to Olly being confronted by Mario, Oliva, and Bowser in his castle, where they would find out Olly's plan; He was planning to use the 1,000 cranes technique to grant himself a wish, to which he would wish for the entire world to be folded in origami. Luckily, after a long battle, Olly got killed with a giant hammer. No seriously. In his last moments, Olly requested Olivia to read to him the message that started this whole mess, and after finding out what the Craftsman wrote, Olly requested Oliva to use his paper to preform the 1,000 cranes technique, to which Oliva obliged, and wished for all of her brother's folding to be undone. Sadly, this also meant Olivia would be undone.
Monke: And this, my friends, is why you learn to read!
"Oh, and by the way... I am no longer your brother Olly. I am KING OLLY! By the time I am done, all of those miserable Toads will be folded... The flimsy paper minions of Bowser shall be reborn as loyal folded soldiers - serving me! And I shall fold, crease, and bend the entire paper world to my whim... The birth of a new origami kingdom!"
