King Dedede vs Darunia is a What-If? episode of Death Battle.
Description[]
Kirby vs The Legend of Zelda! It's a battle of Nintendo Hammer-Wielding Rulers!
Interlude[]
Wiz: With every civilization, there will almost always be one to be above everyone else to keep order and be in charge of the.
Boomstick: But yet, some of these rulers need to take matters into their own hands, and what these two Nintendo rulers use to take on these matters are motherfuckin' hammers!
Wiz: King Dedede, the proclaimed king of Dreamland.
Boomstick: And Darunia, the Chief of the Gorons.
Wiz: For this fight, we're allowing non-canon materiel to be used, due to the fact that the hammer wielding connection is only in Hyrule Warriors.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle!
King Dedede[]
Wiz: Popstar, a confusingly shaped planet, and home to many adorable looking inbatents.
Boomstick: Though once in awhile it has a problem with attracting dark forces and is also home to the equivalent to a genocidal maniac, but other than that, it's pretty chill.
Wiz: However, the ruler of it all, or at least self proclaimed...
King Dedede's Theme (Smash Remix) - Kirby
...is the hammer wielding fat Penguin named Dedede.
Boomstick: Being a self proclaimed ruler, not many of the inhabitants of Dream Land followed his orders. But he apparently doesn't show much interest in ruling either, so it's cool. But he also was sorta a dick, stealing all the planet's food for himself being the prime example of this case.
Wiz: I think that's much more crueler that you let it on. Anyways, one gluttonous Pink Puffball didn't like this very much, so he took the liberty of traveling all the way to Mt. Dedede to get back all the food.
Boomstick: And he did! On that day, the two became rivals, King Dedede always trying to out do Kirby in something, whenever it be in a fight, or in a race to eat as much food they could.
Wiz: However, something became apparent that Dedede wasn't the normal villain, showing to have some intentions of protecting his planet.
Boomstick: But that won't stop him from trying to clabber that there Kirby. Oh yeah, speaking about clabbering Kirbys, this king has a great choice in weaponry. The giant clabbahin' stick, otherwise known as a Warhammer!
Wiz: Dedede's Hammer isn't a regular hammer, filled with multiple types of gadgets and items to smash his foes, specifically Kirby.
Boomstick: One of my favorites is the Jet Hammer! Turning his Hammer into a literal jet, before charging it up to smash his foes off into the distance!
Wiz: With this, he can also propel himself forward with the Jet Hammer when swinging, giving him more reach and unpredictability. However, If the King charges for too long, he'll start taking damage over time.
Boomstick: Not only that, but he can light his hammer on fire with both the Hammer Flip and Hammer Twirl!
Wiz: The Hammer Flip, while taking a moment to start up, is an incredibly powerful upward swing from the King's Hammer.
Boomstick: And the Hammer Twirl, while not as destructive as the Hammer Flip, is a quick and rapid downward twirl, hitting any enemies multiple times. Considering the same hammer is ALSO on fire, it's gonna hurt quite a bit if successfully pulled off.
Wiz: King Dedede by slamming his Hammer into the ground with enough force will create a shockwave from the ground towards his foes.
Boomstick: But that weak projectile hails in comparison to his Hammer Throw. He'll throw his own god damn hammer at opponents at incredible force. And if you think it's gone, guess what? He'll pull out another god damn hammer!
Wiz: The King seems to have an indefinite amount of Hammers he can pull out, meaning that it's going to be near impossible to render him defenseless.
Boomstick: But even without his Hammer, Dedede is no slouch either.
Wiz: Using his weight, he'll try to crush his foes under his weight, which is exampled in his Super Dedede Jump. Jumping up into the air, he'll try to crush his opponents (mostly kirby) under his own weight.
Boomstick: Or he could straight up launch himself up into airborne foes with the Rising Dedede!
Wiz: Also, King Dedede has his own variation of Kirby's Inhale. Granted, it won't take their abilities nor trap them in a entirely separate universe.
Boomstick: But what he can do instead is spit them out like Kirby! Plus, with a variation of this called the Dedede Storm, the King will suck them up before launching them upward with exhaling.
Wiz: Taken also from Kirby is that Dedede has the ability inflate himself up to float around and fly around, also being able to slam himself into his foes.
Boomstick: Plus, inside his coat he carries multiple Gordos, ya know, those nigh indestructible spike balls?
Wiz: These range from normal Gordos, to electrified Gordos that bounce back and forth, or even Gordos that move slow at first, before blasting forward at high speeds.
Dark Castle - Kirby: Planet Robobot
Boomstick: However, when the King means business, he'll take out his mask and a much better version of the Dedede Hammer, becoming Masked Dedede!
Wiz: This New "Dedede" Hammer has everything the old one had, but is much more powerful and-
Boomstick: It is equipped with a Flamethrower AND can fire missiles!? God damn where can I find me one of these!
Wiz: King Dedede is no slouch in combat, capable of trading blows against Kirby, who is strong enough to break Popstar in half EVEN when he was quarter of his power.
Boomstick: He's also strong enough to take out Dark Meta Knight, who was capable of beating his not as edgy counterpart, bested his dark clone, and even aided in the defeat of Magolor.
Wiz: Even with his heavy appearance, Dedede is able to fly fast enough to catch-up to a cruising warp star, which can travel between galaxies in seconds!
Boomstick: Holy shit!
Wiz: Plus, The King can drive a Wheelie that was capable of catching up with warp stars, though it is debatable if this could be an outlier or not.
Boomstick: However, sadly, the King has his fair share of weaknesses.
Wiz: He's egotistical, not the brightest fighter, and is overall lazy. Plus, he has a problem with always getting possessed by dark forces. Plus, in the main years to two have battled, King Dedede has never actually been able to "Clabbah dat there Kirby."
Boomstick: And while his moves are powerful, most of them are pretty slow. But if that's the cost of having a giant warhammer that can light on fire and turn into a jet at the same time, count me in!
Dedede: Get ready Dream Land, cause it's magic time!
Darunia[]
Death Mountain - The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Wiz: In the land of Hyrule, there are many different civilizations.
Boomstick: One of these civilizations live inside the treacherous mountain named Death Mountain. These are the Goron.
Wiz: Gorons, although they've changed each passing timeline in Zelda, they all are rock-like people who are incredibly strong.
Boomstick: Each generation of Goron has their own leader, or chief however, and in the era of The Hero of Time, their chief in this era was the Sage of Fire Darunia.
Hammer of Stones - Hyrule Warriors
Wiz: Darunia, being the current Goron chief, as well as the Sage of Fire, is incredibly strong, being capable of moving large pillars of stones and rocks.
Boomstick: And like all Gorons, he has the ability to roll up into a ball and charge into opponents, similarly to a Spindash from Sonic.
Wiz: But Darunia's biggest strength is his multiple Hammers, a total of 4 in fact.
Boomstick: The weakest of them is the Magic Hammer, which is the same one multiple Links used! In the multiple times Link has used it, it could create shockwaves from the impact of this Hammer to stun enemies.
Wiz: There's also the Igneous Hammer, which is almost twice as powerful as the Magic Hammer.
Boomstick: Then there's the Megaton Hammer, which was used to defeat Volvagia, a dragon creature, by one of Darunia's ancestors, which is stated in Goron lore.
Wiz: The power of this hammer is intense, more than 3 times stronger than the Magic Hammer!
Boomstick: But his strongest Hammer is easily the Darkfire Hammer, a powerful Hammer that is not only almost 2 times as strong as the Megaton Hammer, but also has a darkness elements infused with it along with the usual fire element. Oh yeah, did I mention that all of these hammers have fire elements added to it?
Wiz: By smashing his hammers with enough force, he can create streams of fire, explosions, eruptions of flames, and even burn the ground to make a creator of flaming ground. Hell, he's capable of lighting his own Hammer on fire as well.
Boomstick: Holy shit! Good thing he's hella fire resistant though.
Wiz: Yes, Goron's hard rock shell gives them incredible fire resistance, capable of surviving in areas that would, and will burn our green clad hero alive without the Goron Tunic.
Boomstick: Ow...
Gerudo Valley (Sm4sh Remix) - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Wiz: Darunia isn't entirely reliant on his Hammer, though he certainly prefers using it.
Boomstick: He'll also use his fists in combination of using his heavy weight, like our other combatant, to strike foes. Oh yeah, he can also light his fists on fire!
Wiz: With a simple stomp on the ground, he can create a shock wave strong enough to hurt foes. But when things get serious after fighting, he can activate his Focus Spirit, giving him a boost of Power, and allowing him to grow giant for a moment in an attempt to crush him opponents.
Boomstick: Wait what!?
Wiz: What is even stranger is his ability to get giant burning rocks out of nowhere, which he proceeds to throw at his foes. Just a quick reminder that these are Nintendo characters, they are supposed to have over the top abilities.
Boomstick: Anyways, Darunia is strong enough to wipe out entire armies of Moblins and Hyrule forces, and while we've already explained his strength at the start, just a reminder that he's stronger than Young Link during Ocarina of Time.
Wiz: Darunia is hella durable, capable of taking beatings from Sheik and Impa and get back entirely unharmed. Darunia can also traverse entire battlefields below a minute, and to some extent, scales to the other sages. Plus, he can react to attacks from Link and the others.
Boomstick: However, Darunia's weaknesses are similar to the King's his hammer swings are slow, and he himself is also pretty slow.
Wiz: Plus, after spinning too long he'll get dizzy, leaving himself open up for attacks, and his Focus Spirit takes time to charge.
Boomstick: But like the King, would you argue with a person who can set you on fire WHILE clabbering the shit outta you with a hammer? The correct answer is no.
Saria's Woods plays in the background, as Darunia dances, laughing and throwing his hammer up into the air, coming back own and slamming into the ground, sending him up into the air, still dancing and laughing.
DEATH BATTLE!!![]
Wiz: All right the combatants are set, let's end this debate, once and for all,
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
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It was a busy day for Castle Dedede, the King decided to throw a competition to see who's the best Hammer wielder in the world, by the time the last round was going to be over, King Dedede decided to prove that he was the best hammer wielder in the world by fighting the winner, and planned on clabbering them. Time went by, but the King didn't even bother to learn names or even know the competition, he already knew who was going to win.
The final round ended soon enough. "It is official, the world's best hammer user is-!" King Dedede, wearing a brown coat with his signature symbol on the back jumped onto the battle field. "Not even close! Today, it is the day that I don't only prove that I'm the best hammer wielder..." King Dedede turned around, throwing the coat into the air and pointing at the opponent...
...but it is also the day I defeat you, Kir-!" ...which had his hand quickly go down, getting a good look at his foe. "Waita minute, you ain't Kirby!" The King said, and indeed it wasn't. In front of him was the Goron chief, Darunia. Escargoon moved to Dedede. "Uh, squire, Kirby didn't even enter the tournament." Escargoon pointed to one of the rows, which Kirby was in, who waved happily, saying "Hi!". King Dedede's jaw dropped to the floor.
"That's Darunia, the Goron Chief. He got through the entire tournament with little injury." Escargoon stated as well, King Dedede then glared at Escargoon. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME KIRBY DIDN'T JOIN!?" King Dedede bursted out, causing Escargoon to recoil back, and then run away. "I'd hate to interrupt you, but what were you saying about challenging me?"
Darunia said, holding his Hammer on his shoulder. "I didn't want to challenge you, I wanted to challenge dat guy!" King Dedede pointed to Kirby, who waved again, this time at Darunia. "So you aren't going to fight me?" Darunia asked. "Yes." King Dedede replied stubbornly, angry that he wouldn't have the chance to fight Kirby yet again and prove himself.
"So I get the title of best hammer wielder in the world, then?" Darunia asked, which angered the King abit more. "Wha- no!" King Dedede shouted back. "I'm the best hammer user in the world!" Darunia laughed. "I get it! You're scared of fighting me so I can officially take your title!" King Dedede stomped his foot. "Scared of you!? Hah! I'm the one you should be scared of!"
"Prove it then, brother!" Darunia said, smashing down the Magic Hammer, as King Dedede threw out his Hammer. "It's clabbahin' time!" The announcer went back to the mike. "In a shocking turn, it turns out this isn't over yet! Dedede has stepped into the ring! Who will prevail!?" The two ran forward, both holding their hammers on their back, and prepared to smash them into each other's head.
FIGHT!!
Darunia slammed down the Magic Hammer, which Dedede jumped back from, before slamming his hammer into the ground, creating a shockwave from the ground towards the Goron chief. Jumping to the side to dodge it, Darunia smashed his Hammer into the ground, before slamming his fist into it, creating a stream of flames towards Dedede. The king jumped over it barely with the Super Dedede Jump, before taking out his Hammer, and prepared to smash it into Darunia's head.
Darunia quickly jumped out of the way, as stars from the hammer seemingly popped out for a moment, disappearing soon after. Darunia quickly slammed his hammer down at the moment of vulnerability, as the King barely knocked the magical hammer back with his own, before thrusting his Hammer forward, visibly twirling it, which Darunia rolled back from.
The King quickly slammed his hammer down into the ground again, launching another shockwave, which Darunia destroyed with his own hammer, as Dedede slams his hammer into the ground again, creating yet another shockwave. Darunia rolled out of the way, before charging up another roll, launching forward soon after, as Dedede prepared his hammer as Darunia, once at close range, slammed his hammer forward, as Dedede did the same.
The two clashed together their hammers, seemingly evenly matched at first. Darunia lift up his foot during this, before smashing it into the ground, creating a ring of force around him, tripping up Dedede, as Darunia slammed his hammer down into Dedede multiple times, before curling up and spinning into Dedede, hitting him multiple times before thrusting this hand forward, launching the king into the other side of the ring.
Dedede slid to the side of the ring, before taking out multiple time bombs. "What's this!? It seems Dedede has brought illegal weaponry to the battle!" Dedede glared at the announcer before shouting out "I'm the one who made this competition in the first place! I make the rules!" Dedede quickly threw them forward, which Darunia knocked back at the king, who knocks them back as well. King Dedede threw his hammer back, it getting covered in flames, as Dedede preformed the powerful Hammer Flip on the approaching bombs.
His plan didn't work out, the fire igniting the bombs instantly, knocking him to the wall. Darunia laughed, putting his hammer back on his shoulder. "Looks like your plan didn't as well as you anticipated, huh brother?" Dedede jumped back up from the explosions, and growled. "Why I'll show you "brother"!" King Dedede looked into the front row, seeing a Waddle Dee looking back at him, giving him an idea.
The king quickly took the Waddle Dee out of the crowd, who was shocked, as well as the Waddle Dee next to him. "Get 'em!" Dedede threw forward both the Waddle Dees at Darunia, who dodged them both, and looked back at his opponent, only to see many different creatures in the crowd being thrown at him. Some Waddle Dees, Waddle Doos, and even Gorons in the mix. Darunia quickly rolled up into a ball and zoomed through, launching those who hit the spinning ball upward into the crowd.
Darunia got out, dizzy from the spinning, as Dedede took this as a chance to attack. Dedede jumped in front of the Goron chief, before holding back his hammer yet again, the flames of the Hammer Flip appearing yet again, as the King slammed the fiery hammer into the chief's chin, launching him into the air, as King Dedede quickly follows by using the Rising Dedede right into the chief's chest, before thrusting his hammer into Darunia's back, launching him into ground, who quickly rolls to move out of the way of any more incoming attacks.
Dedede slams his Hammer into the ground, creating a cycle of projectile shockwaves around the hammer. Darunia quickly counters by slamming his Hammer forward, creating another stream of fire forward, destroying multiple of the projectiles as Dedede barely dodged the flames. Dedede ran forward at Darunia, as Darunia prepared to roll into the king again.
Darunia dashed forward, as Dedede held his hammer over his head. However, the King tripped, causing both of them to miss. Darunia jumped out of his dash and turned around to see Dedede getting back up. The two ran towards each other again, and both twirled around their hammers around them self, clashing against each other like two tops.
Both of them stopped, dizzy from the spinning, as they both get back on foot. Dedede attempts to charge another Hammer Flip, as Darunia charges fire like energy in his hammer, as both slam at each other at two opposite angles. However, with the sheer amount of force from Dedede's Hammer from the Hammer Flip, the Magic Hammer went flying outta Darunia's hands, as most of the creatures in the stands moved out of the way of the hammer.
Stop Music
Darunia was knocked back, as Dedede threw his Hammer right into the Goron chief's stomach, bouncing the Hammer back to Dedede and sending Darunia right into the stands. King Dedede laughed, and put his trusty hammer onto the ground. "Dat's why ya don't mess with the king of Dreamland, and now the king of hammers!" The king however, didn't noticed Darunia getting back from the stands, holding his hands up, as a burning rock falls right through the ceiling, breaking through it.
Boss Battle: Ocarina of Time - Hyrule Warriors
Dedede heard the crash, and turned around, as the smoke cleared as Darunia threw down the giant rock at the king. Dedede was shocked, but barely dodged the burning rock, it exploding once it hit the ground. "I'm not done yet, ya over grown moblin!" Dedede was confused. "Moblin? What the heck is dat?" Dedede turned around to see his coat had caught fire from the explosion, and quickly panicked, trying to extinguish it.
"They're fat, mean, an' ugly, just like you!" Darunia answered, which after each describing word, got Dedede more visibly angry. "Fat an' ugly!? You're really askin' for a clabbahin' now!" Dedede threw his Hammer forward at Darunia, who took out his Igneous Hammer, and smashed it away, hitting a person in the crowd, before jumping back down to the ring. "You're just as stupid as a Moblin too, gettin' rid of your only weapon!" Darunia stated, not realizing Dedede had already pulled out another Hammer.
"Look again, ya stone reject!" Dedede slammed his hammer into the ground yet again, creating a shockwave, which caught Darunia off guard as he jumped out of the way. Darunia rolled up into a ball, before dashing forward towards Dedede, as he slammed his Hammer into the ground yet again, causing a shockwave from the hammer yet again, which did nothing to stop Darunia's way.
Darunia jumped up and slammed his fist down towards Dedede, flames trailing behind it. The king quickly dodged by rolling under the chief, who was left to slam his fist into the ground, leaving a large boiling creator in it's wake. Dedede grabbed Darunia from it, and quickly threw him to the ground, before stomping on him, launching him abit forward, which Dedede then ran up and grabbed the chief again, stomping on the goron yet again.
Dedede then grabs the chief yet again, throwing him down, and stomping on him once again, launching him slightly forward yet again, as Dedede grabs Darunia yet again, throwing him down and stomping on him once more, launching him slightly forward once again. Dedede then attempted to grab Darunia once more, but he countered back by dodging the grab, causing Dedede to stumble abit, as Darunia quickly slammed his hammer down into Dedede in this moment of time.
Darunia slammed down the hammer yet again, and yet again, but them jumped up, slamming himself into Dedede, pinning the king down. "Agh! Get off me you-!" Darunia thrusted the handle of the Igneous Hammer into Dedede's stomach, interrupting his insult, before jumping up, and curling up into a ball, slamming right into the handle. The floor cracked, and then shattered with an explosion of fire, causing the two the break through the floor.
The remaining audience were in awe, seeing the floor collapse, as the two were heard below, falling onto whatever was under the castle. "Well folks! Seems like our opponents have broke through the floor, and into an unknown area!" The announcer said, which Escargoon knew was false, they were falling right into King Dedede's room, as a certain Pink Puffball jumped up, and looked down the hole, seeing the darkness, quickly erupted by fire from Darunia's hammer.
True Arena - Kirby Super Star Ultra
The two were clashing between each other with their hammers, the fire between the two lit the tunnel after each hit. The two spun around in the air yet again, once again flinging off each other like tops, each blow lighting up the cave a little bit. Darunia stopped and move back, before slamming his hammer into the wall of the cave at full force, giant eruptions blasted out the the cave while moving down.
Dedede looked down as his jaw dropped, before quickly inflating himself to avoid the eruption of fire below him. However, he didn't factor in Darunia, who quickly jumped above Dedede, before ground pounding the distracted Dedede, launching him through the flames, which Darunia quickly followed, not bothered by the flames at all. Dedede shook his head, before barely maneuvering away from a hammer swing from Darunia.
Dedede slammed his foot into Darunia's chest, before slamming his hammer into Darunia's head, smashing him deeper down the hole, as Dedede threw down his Hammer, twirling it, as flames came from the hammer, hitting Darunia multiple times with the blows of the Hammer, before lifting it up one last time, and slammed the head of the hammer down, only for Darunia to manage to maneuver out of the way, and grab his Hammer, before puling Dedede down, his eyes widened for a moment.
Darunia quickly threw his fist above his head, before slamming full force into Dedede's back, igniting in flames once they hit, a explosion was seen soon after, as Dedede was slammed down the hole, and eventually smashed through the ceiling of his own throne room. Dedede slammed onto the floor, bouncing up and was laid up to his throne. Smaller Dedede's were cycling his head, hooting before Dedede shook his head, looking at the ceiling, where Darunia falls moments later from the hole.
"You're gonna pay for dat after I'm done clabbahin' you!" Dedede said, angered about both a broken arena AND a broken ceiling to his own throne room. Dedede took out of his coat pocket a Gordo, quickly throwing it up and slamming it with his Hammer at Darunia, who dodged, before rolling into a ball, as Dedede ran forward, his Hammer high above his head.
Darunia launched forward, as time move in slow motion as Dedede slams his hammer down into the spinning Goron. The Hammer swing knocked Darunia out of his curled state, knocking him into the ground and causing him to bounce up, as Dedede spun around his his Hammer, hitting Darunia multiple times, before knocking him into one of the pillars in the room, cracking it.
The goron chief shook his head, and looked behind him, getting a idea. Using his strength, he ripped the pillar out, and held it like a javelin. Dedede's draw dropped yet again, as Darunia threw the pillar forward, which Dedede floated over, not realizing Darunia had also jumped up, and swung his hammer down into the king, smashing him into the floor, before slamming yet again into Dedede's stomach, and spinning on it, before launching the king forward through one of the closets.
Stop Music
The opened and closed quickly, with an "Agh!" heard from the closet. Darunia, laughed and put his Hammer back onto his shoulder. "That's how you clabber, brother!"
The Legendary Air Ride Machine (Smash) - Kirby's Air Ride
A sound of a motor came from the closet, as Dedede drove through it, riding a Wheelie. "No way!" Dedede exclaimed, the wheel slammed into Darunia's face, knocking him back into the floor. Dedede and his Wheelie skid onto the floor, the Wheelie's motor roaring was heard throughout the room. Darunia shook his head as he got back up, before curling up into a ball, before charging up another rolling attack forward.
The two skid off each other, sparks sliding as the two skid off each other, before both skid back, Darunia getting out of his ball and turning around, readying his hammer, as Dedede charges forward at Darunia. The two swung their hammers against each other, a shockwave coming from the collision. Dedede quickly skids back again and takes out another Gordo, as he swung it forward with his hammer.
Darunia swung his hammer right back at the Gordo, sending it right back towards Dedede. The king swings the gordo back, as Dedede holds back his hammer, transforming into what appears to be a jet. Darunia smashed the Gordo back, as Dedede swung the hammer forward, as the wheelie blasted forward at increased speed, slamming the Gordo right back towards Darunia.
Darunia was stabbed by the gordo, quickly followed with being slammed by Dedede's Jet Hammer, slamming the goron chief into the air, as Dedede jumped up with the Super Dedede Jump, as he jumped right onto Darunia, slamming him down into the ground along with him, before jumping off as the Wheelie slammed into Darunia, who was trying to get up. The blow slammed the goron chief right near the king's throne.
Darunia looked at the throne, before picking it up, and throwing it towards Dedede. Dedede jumped off the Wheelie, leaving it to get hit by Dedede's throne, knocking it back into the closet, which closed after the impact of the wheel like creature hit the wall. Dedede landed, and he was pretty pissed. "Ya better hope you didn't break mah throne nor mah own personal wheelie!" Dedede took out another Gordo, some electric sparks coming off it as he took it out, as Dedede slammed it up, launching it right to Darunia.
Darunia quickly rolled towards Dedede in an attempt to dodge as well as an attack. The Gordo hit the spot where the goron chief stood, bouncing back towards Dedede. The king quickly held back his Hammer with the fire of the Hammer Flip yet again. Time moved in slow motion as Dedede smashed his hammer up into the goron chief, slamming him upward, and into the falling gordo, shocking the goron chief for a moment, as Dedede charges up his Jet Hammer.
Darunia was slammed back into the ground, who got up to see Dedede about to swing the Jet Hammer, who attempted to block with his Hammer. The clash was short lived, Dedede slammed the Hammer out of his hand, and outside the windown, breaking it.
Stop Music
Dedede spun around from the Jet Hammer, before getting punched in the back by Darunia, slamming a fist of fire into him, knocking the king to the ground and bouncing back up, before shoulder bashing forward, knocking Dedede back, as he rolled on the ground, landing at a pillar. Darunia took out his Megaton Hammer, as Dedede shook his head a bit, getting back up.
Twinrova Theme (GAmetal) - Ocarina of Time
Dedede threw forward his hammer, as Darunia knocked it away with the Megaton Hammer, a shockwave coming from the blow, as Dedede's hammer smashed into a wall in the back, cracking it. Dedede took out another Hammer, before running forward, which Darunia did as well. Darunia prepared to smash his hammer into Dedede, however, Dedede tripped and instead tackled Darunia, knocking him back.
Darunia stumbled back, before slamming his Hammer into the ground, causing a stream of Fire to erupt from the ground towards Dedede, who maneuvers himself away from the blast with his Hammer, before slamming his own hammer into the ground, causing a projectile shock wave towards Darunia, who dodges. Dedede leaps up with another Super Dedede Jump towards Darunia, who rolls under Dedede's jump, leaving him to land, hitting nothing and leaving a large crack in the ground.
The goron chief slammed his Hammer down into Dedede, who was distracted, and slammed it down again, and yet again. Darunia swung his hammer around himself, slamming into Dedede multiple times. Time seemingly slowed down as a glimmer shined in Darunia's eyes, before pounding his chest, as he slams his hammer down multiple times into Dedede, each time leaving a creator of fire in it's wake, lifting up his hammer and prepared for one final blow.
However, Dedede's eyes opened back up, before pushing his hammer into the ground with enough force to launch his body away from the smash, leaving Darunia to slam into the floor at nothing, leaving a giant burning creator in the floor. Dedede took this moment to quickly open up his mouth, and inhaled, which Darunia fought back again, but accidentally let go of the Megaton Hammer, leaving it to go into Dedede's mouth.
The king quickly fired back the hammer at high speeds at Darunia, which smashed into Darunia's head, a shock wave coming from the impact as Darunia is sent flying through one of the pillars in the room, stopping at the wall. Dedede panted a bit, before laughing out. "Get clobbahed by your own hammer!" Darunia got back up, stumbling a bit, before taking curling up into a ball, and moved towards Dedede. "Ya don't give up, admit it, i'm da best hammer user in the world!"
Darunia got out and grabbed back his Megaton Hammer. "The battle isn't over yet, you moblin!" Darunia lifted up his Hammer yet again, before swinging it forward, Dedede clashing with, a massive shockwave coming from the blows. The two swung again, colliding yet again with another giant shockwave coming from the two blows.
Dedede swings again to the side, but before he could properly hit something with the Hammer, Darunia punched the king in the stomach, fire burning from his fist. Darunia quickly slammed his hammer into Dedede's chin, time moved slowly as the hammer erupted into flames moments later, quickly exploding in a blast of flames, launching Dedede up into the air, leaving his Hammer behind due to the added explosion.
Darunia quicky curled up into a ball again, and charged right into Dedede once moments away from hitting the ground again, hitting him multiple times, as Darunia slams his body into Dedede, knocking him back. Dedede got back up, and reached for another hammer, but before he could do that, Darunia slammed his hammer down into Dedede's head, quickly spinning around with his Hammer extended out, slamming it into Dedede twice before slamming his foot into Dedede, knocking him to a pillar.
Dedede shock his head, and saw the goron chief throw his Hammer at Dedede, who ducks under. The pillar cracked, but didn't break as the hammer fell onto Dedede's head because of gravity. Darunia then rolls forward in an attempt to slam into Dedede once again. Quickly, Dedede picked up the Megaton Hammer and slammed Darunia back with it, knocking him away.
Moldarach/Koloktos Boss Theme - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Darunia shook his head, and realized what Dedede had done. "H-hey! Give me back my hammer!" Dedede looked at the hammer for a moment, and grinned. "Nah, in fact, what's better than clabbahin ya with my usual hammer..." Dedede takes out another one of his own hammers, twirling both. "Is clabbahin ya with my usual hammer AND your hammer!" Dedede twirls them both around.
Darunia was about to reach for his last Hammer, but he quickly jumped back from Dedede swinging at him with his Megaton Hammer. Dedede then slammed the handle of his own weapon into Darunia's stomach, before slamming the other Hammer into Darunia's chin, flames coming from it as Darunia was launched onto his back. "Huh, wonda what other kinda tricks ya hammer has." Dedede said, twirling the Megaton Hammer.
Darunia got back up, and quickly dodged a straight blow from Dedede with both the the Hammers. Darunia rolled back abit to gain distance, and lifted up his hands, a meteor fell through the roof, as Darunia caught it. "What!? Hey! You're gonna pay for that!" Dedede said, barely dodging the meteor, before blocking Darunia jumping at him, attempting to punch Dedede.
The king knocked Darunia back, before slamming the Megaton Hammer into the ground, a eruption of fire coming out of it, as Dedede stumbled back abit. Darunia quickly charged up another rolling attack, and rolled towards Dedede. Dedede blocked yet again with both of the hammers, as he thrusted them both forward, knocking Darunia to the ground. Dedede then slammed both the hammers down, as Darunia barely rolled away from them.
A creator of burning ground was created from the impact from the two blows. Dedede, unfortunately was standing in it. Dedede hopped up, his feet burning from the lava-like ground. "Youch! Hot hot hot hot hot!" Dedede accidentally dropped both of the hammers, which Darunia took as his chance to grab his own Hammer back, as the ground cooled off. Darunia slid back, before slamming his Hammer into the ground, erupting a stream of fire towards Dedede.
Dedede was too focused with his burning feet to notice, getting hit by an entire stream of flames. Dedede was knocked up into the air, who slammed back into the ground, getting up slowly. Darunia rolled into a ball yet again, and launched forward, as Dedede got back up. Dedede barely moved out of the way of the rolling attack, taking this time to take out another one of his Hammers.
"Bombs away!" Dedede shouted out, holding his Hammer side towards Darunia, who skid back, turning to see Dedede's hammer launch out a large bomb with a skull on it. Darunia quickly smashed the bomb back with his newly returned hammer, sending it back at the king. Dedede smashed the bomb back as well, as Darunia reeled back his fist, before punching the bomb towards Dedede.
Dedede slammed his hammer forward, expecting to send the bomb back at Darunia, however, his Hammer was just short of hitting it, as the bomb exploded near Dedede, launching him back without his hammer yet again due to the explosion, and right into his closet, the doors this time breaking open, as Dedede was buried in piles of the stuff he owned, ranging from Hammers, to Food, to Fortune, to recreations of himself, to even more.
Stop Music
Darunia sighed. "Let's hope you stay down this time, huh?" The goron chief put his hammer on his shoulder, looking around at the mess the fight has brought to the king's room. There were multiple of Dedede's hammers laying on the floor, including the most recent one. Darunia lifted it up, looking at it. "I guess this shall be my trophy then?" Darunia looked around, hearing a crashing sound from the closet.
Masked Dedede (GAmetal) - Kirby Super Star Ultra
Darunia was hit with a missile from the closet, dropping Dedede's hammer, as the king smashed through the closet, wielding a mask on his face, as well as holding a entirely different hammer. "You ain't gettin' any trophies, cuz the only person whose gonna get a trophy is me!" Dedede pointed, he was serious now. Dedede held out his hammer, as it transformed into a jet yet again.
Darunia shook off the blow, looked at Dedede, who blasted forward with the jet, as Darunia tried to counter the blow, which was quickly over taken by Dedede's Jet Hammer. Dedede quickly slammed swung around his hammer in a cycle position, the Hammer catching fire as it slammed into Darunia multiple times, before swinging one final time, launching Darunia away.
Darunia shook his head, and looked back at his hand. It was starting to bleed from the impacts, as a beeping sound was heard in his head. Dedede took out another Gordo, before slamming it forward, it didn't move far at first, but once it hit the ground, it zoomed forward, which Darunia barely dodged. Dedede put his hammer onto the ground, as multiple missiles fired out from it, which he aimed at Darunia.
Darunia rolled into a ball, quickly dodging them all, as he spun onto of the remaining of the ceiling, the missiles exploding behind him, as Darunia flipped from the ceiling, and slammed his Megaton Hammer down at Dedede, who blocked with his own New Dedede Hammer. Darunia leaped back, before slamming his hammer down at Dedede, who dodged, before slamming the head of his hammer into Darunia's stomach.
Darunia stumbled back, as Dedede smacked Darunia's face before he could recover from the blow, as Dedede then grabbed Darunia and threw him back, before throwing the handle of his hammer onto the ground, as the head opened up, launching a large stream of flames at Darunia, who was engulfed in the flamethrower. "Hahaha! You are no match for me and my New Dedede Hammer!" Dedede laughed.
It zoomed into Darunia's face, who had his eyes closed and was growling, but not for long as Darunia's eyes glimmered a red color, before Darunia yelled out, activating his Focus Spirit, a blast of wind came from him as Dedede slid back abit with his Hammer, as Darunia ran up into Dedede, and punched him back. He was covered in a red shining aura. Dedede slammed back into the regular entrance of his room, getting back up after the blow, shaking his head abit.
The two glared at each other, their hammers on their shoulders as they were at their maximum point of power. The two were about to run towards each other, but a small, but certainly hearable. "Poyo?"
Stop Music
It was the small pink puffball named Kirby, who looked through the door, seeing the two, Dedede with his mask on, and his opponent with a strange red aura surrounding him. Kirby knew this wasn't a good time to enter, seeing the two both look at him, and especially at the nearly destroyed room the two were fighting in for all this time. Kirby was about to leave, but Dedede picked him up, and held him up.
"Take this you clabbahin' wannabe!" Kirby was wide eyed, knowing exactly what Dedede was about to do, as he flung Kirby directly into Darunia's face. Darunia stumbled back abit, as Dedede jumped to them, before holding his hammer back, flames erupting from it, as Dedede prepared yet another Hammer Flip. Kirby managed to look back, seeing Dedede preparing the devastating attack.
"Poyo-!"
Revenge of the Enemy (GAmetal) - Kirby: Triple Deluxe
The blow blasted both Darunia and Kirby through the wall of Dedede's room, as Dedede jumped down to follow. Kirby was launched farther away, as Darunia shook his head, seeing him fall from the castle, with Dedede jumping after. Darunia looked at his Megaton Hammer, and reached for it, but Dedede got to it first and slammed the Megaton Hammer away, which also hit Kirby, knocking him even farther back.
Dedede quickly slammed his hammer at Darunia, who maneuvered away, dodging the blow. Darunia took out his final hammer and most powerful, The Darkfire Hammer. The two clashed again, a large shockwave coming from the two, and clashed again, an even bigger shockwave coming from the blows this time, as Darunia threw back his fist to punch Dedede, however, Dedede slapped Darunia yet again, before kicking him into the mountain as they fell.
Darunia spun into a ball, and leaped from the wall, slamming into Dedede, knocking the two farther way. Dedede grabbed Darunia an threw him down, before stomping downward at Darunia, who held back with his Hammer, before grabbing Dedede's foot and threw him in front of him, before slamming his Hammer right into Dedede, knocking him right into the mountain's wall. Dedede shook his head for a quick moment, before pointing his Hammer at Darunia, launching several missiles at him.
Darunia quickly rolled into a ball, before dashing forward to the mountain wall, scaling it and moved towards Dedede. Time moved in slow motion as Darunia got out of the ball, and was about to slam his Hammer into Dedede, however, instead, Dedede spun around with the Jet Hammer, slamming it into Darunia and propelling them both forward. Dedede slammed the head of the hammer into the wall with Darunia on it, dust flying everywhere behind the two from this.
Darunia, not soon after kicked away from the Hammer, and slammed his Hammer into the wall, a jet of dark red flames erupting into Dedede, knocking him away and burning him in the intense fire. Darunia did this again, which Dedede counteracted with his own Hammer's flamethrower, holding it off long enough for Dedede to maneuver back towards Darunia. Darunia slammed his hammer towards Dedede, who barely dodged, as he thrusted his hammer into Darunia, knocking him back into the wall of the mountain.
Dedede slammed his hammer right into Darunia, who dodged by rolling up the wall for a moment and countered with a swift jab from his foot, a shockwave coming from it as Dedede was knocked a bit away from Darunia. Dedede held his Hammer yet again, before firing out another missile from his Hammer, which Darunia redirected towards Dedede by grabbing it and launching it back, stunning him with his own missile.
"Let's end this once and for all!" Darunia shouts out, as he slams his hammer at Dedede's head twice, the second time launching him down, as Darunia laughs as he turns to giant size, before rolling into a ball, and slammed down into Dedede, the two approaching the ground at incredible speeds. Dedede grunted from the weight of the now giant sized goron chief.
Star Dream (Portion of Phase 3, GAmetal) - Kirby: Planet Robobot
King Dedede's eyes glimmered for a moment, as he lifted his hammer back, and slammed it into the giant body of the chief, knocking him up, as Dedede jets away with using the Jet Hammer, as Darunia hit nothing, which Darunia noticed, before going back to normal size, and saw King Dedede, his shadow looming over him. "W-what!?" Darunia exclaimed, as Dedede's eyes shined yet again, as he held his Hammer forward, it's jet readying, as he flew forward.
The King slammed the hammer into Darunia faster than he could even see, each blow showing more visible damage on Darunia as the moments passed by. Time slowed down, as Dedede lift up the hammer over his head, slamming Darunia's head with it, an X-Ray shown shows not only the skull breaking, but also revealing many other broken bones. The satisfying sound of a Meteor Smash was heard as Darunia was launched downward.
But Dedede was done yet, he charged up the Jet Hammer, before releasing it, blasting down into Darunia's head at incredible speeds, appearing as a blur as a giant explosion of dust was seen, even from a far view from the castle. The dust cleared up, as Dedede put his hammer back onto his back, and lifted up his mask, laughing. "Yeah! You don't mess with the new King of Hammers-!"
Stop Music
Dedede pointed down to the body, realizing that nothing was left of Darunia's head, all of it was just a pile of blood, the blood spilled out. Dedede made a disgusted face, before noticing the Darkfire Hammer falling down from the sky, which Darunia apparently dropped from the combo. "Well uh... guess I'll be takin mah prize!" Dedede lifted up the Darkfire Hammer, before walking off to get back up the castle.
KO!
Kirby landed moments later, though it was a soft landing thanks to his light body. Kirby got up and shook his head, and looked at the Megaton Hammer that hit him awhile ago. Kirby went over to the giant weapon, and inhaled it, becoming Hammer Kirby, though the Megaton Hammer was the weapon Kirby had instead of his usual hammer.
Kirby thought back to Dedede throwing him at that rock guy, and then after he hit him with his Hammer, and then this Hammer. Kirby thought for a moment, maybe it was time for another rematch, if Dedede really wanted it that bad. Kirby got onto his Warp Star, maybe he could catch him before it was too late.
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King Dedede's Theme V.2 (Sm4sh) - Kirby
Dedede appears into the castle door, bruised and battered from Kirby, and goes to his room, just to remember the destruction that was there. Darunia however, laid there motionless, some Waddle Dees walking up confused to it.
Boomstick: Hah, Clabbered!
Wiz: Darunia might've had the more varied hammer line-up and higher intelligence, but when compared to King Dedede, it was no competition for who had higher... well, everything else.
Boomstick: From what we know, Dedede has the superior fighting experience against Darunia, and has aided in multiple of Kirby's adventures.
Wiz: When it came down to durability, strength, and speed, all of these were a no brainer for Dedede.
Boomstick: I mean come on! When you've traded hits with beings who can destroy planets even when a 4th of their power at minimum, fly as fast as something that can move across galaxies in seconds, it was a easy victory for the King.
Wiz: And just for a comparison, Dedede's foes are MUCH stronger than Darunia's, and while Darunia can take out entire armies of moblins or hyrulian forces, a quick reminder that this doesn't matter when Dedede can defeat foes who are much stronger and faster than all of them combined.
Boomstick: And it didn't help that while Darunia has around 4 different Hammers to his disposal, Dedede has almost infinite amount of hammers to throw or waste on foes.
Wiz: Plus, Dedede had the better options for far ranged combat compared to Dedede, and while Darunia has more weapon variety, Dedede had more variety in general.
Boomstick: Even though Dedede is shown to not be really that smart, he's still been shown to have a high knowledge of threats, often trying to prevent them from happening.
Wiz: Darunia is strong, but when compared to King Dedede, the winner was obvious from the bios alone.
Boomstick: You could say that Darunia was Dededestroyed by the King of Dreamland.
Wiz: The winner is King Dedede.
Next Time![]
A police siren was heard, as a police car skid to a halt, as a metallic clank was heard as a metallic humanoid human figure covered in metal stepped out, drawing out a pistol from his leg, as he pointed forward towards another opponent, who was plated in blue and gray armor, who pointed forward his arm cannon in response, revealing his spiky hair. It zoomed out, as the two fired their first shots.