King Dedede VS Hammer Bro
Created by: MadMaxPyro
Description: The battle of Hammer wielding experts! Who will be whacked like a mole?
BoomStick: Hammers, by most their potential is wasted by being used as tools but these 2 smart guys know that they're meant to be badass weapons!
Wiz: King Dedede, the fat penguin King of DreamLand.
BoomStick: And Hammer Bro, Koopa subspecies who loves spamming hammers. He's Wiz and I'm BoomStick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!!
KING DEDEDE
Wiz: King Dedede is the greedy self-proclaimed king of Dream Land which is located on the Planet Popstar. King Dedede is Kirby's arch-enemy though he sometimes helps him out in times of trouble. Due to an ambiguous description of the geography of Planet Popstar, it is never made entirely clear how much of the planet King Dedede assumes leadership of, though he seems to have castles and fortresses all across the planet. Even so, he seems to perform no administrative functions, and for the most part, the planet seems to ignore any edicts that are issued by him.
BoomStick: Yup, he just sits on his big fat-ass eating while his servants more like slaves serve him. These slaves being his big army of Waddle Dee's ( basically the Kirby universe's Goomba), and Waddle Doo's. He's really not much of a King he just abuses his power to live in luxury on his lazy fat-ass. But hey let's not give him too much shit because once he gets off his ass he's proven to be quite the good fighter.
Wiz: Yes, King Dedede's fighting skill is on par with star warriors such as Kirby and Meta Knight. His trademark weapon is a large star-studded hammer to smack enemies which he swings with the greatest of ease. He can perform special moves with this hammer such as being able to charge it up until it is lit with fire and release it for a powerful fiery hit. Besides from his regular hammer he also has the jet hammer an advancement technological, mechanical attachment piece to the hammer powered by electricity that charges it up and releases a powerful blast but if it is charged for too long King Dedede will hurt himself from the pressure.
BoomStick: Just like Kirby he has an inhale ability to suck in almost anything or anyone. Whoa, he's got Kirby's main move!!! Damn, King Dedede must really kick ass if he has Kirby's trademark power because we all know Kirby is freakin insanely powerful. Kirby killed Majin Buu!
Wiz: Um... BoomStick you better not say that, you're going to piss off the DBZ fanboys again.
BoomStick: Too late, prepare for rage comments Wiz. Anyways, unlike Kirby though he doesn't have the copy ability so he doesn't gain a victim's move when swallowing them. However, he has never been shown to have an entirely separate dimension of reality inside of his stomach like Kirby does so likely when swallowing victims they die so this move is an instant kill. According to Super Smash Bros. Melee, in his trophy description it says he apparently underwent a series of rigorous training programs to learn and master the use of inhaled air to fly like Kirby. This occurred after the events of Kirby's Dream Land.
Wiz: Logically, it's safe to assume that this was so hard for him to master due to his weight. Kirby is able to inflate his body and fly so easily because he weighs practically nothing however King Dedede is very fat so it makes sense that it would take him a long time to master.
BoomStick: King Dedede can also launch himself high in the air and then slam down hard on opponents on his belly to implant them into the ground. King Dedede also has Waddle Dee's, Waddle Doo's and Gordo's to pull out and throw at enemies at his disposal. Waddle Dee's as I said before are exactly like Goomba's so they are pretty useless and weak. Waddle Doo's though can use their laser beam attack that they shoot out of their one eye and Gordo's are powerful spike-balls that do severe damage.
Wiz: This all being said King Dedede is still fat, slow, quite unintelligent and lazy. He often uses his servants to do tasks for him and doesn't like to deal with a lot of his problems Himself unless he has to.
BoomStick: But, still don't mess with this power hungry and just plain hungry King.
( Shows King Dedede eating a large cheeseburger.)
HAMMER BRO
Wiz: Hammer Bro is a type of Koopa a sub-species if you will, that actually stands upright, has a bigger shell than normal Koopas, wears a helmet, and of course throws hammers. Hammer Bros have several times been described as elite members of Bowser's Koopa Troop.
BoomStick: Their trademark weapon is well obviously their hammers which they can throw a rapid fire of or smack opponents with em.
Wiz: But Hammer Bro can do more with his hammers than just that! Like Spear Guy a previous combatant we had Hammer Bro's most powerful moves are actually revealed in a Mario sports game for Hammer Bro this being Mario Strikers Charged.
BoomStick: Hammer Bro can take out a gigantic hammer jumping in the air with it and slam down hard on nearby victims immobilizing and paralyzingly them for a brief time also doing severe damage. He can also charge up to throw powerful large hammers and throw the hammers nailing the enemy to the ground and thus immobilizing them doing severe damage as well. Seriously?!
Wiz: Seriously what BoomStick?
BoomStick: Well, I just don't get why these generic Mario universe enemies only use their best moves in sports games!!! Maybe they would actually be able to y'know beat Mario if they actually used stronger attacks in combat! Why don't they?
Wiz: Simple answer BoomStick. They're very stupid.
BoomStick: Guess that makes sense, they're minions of Bowser after all. But, overall Hammer Bro is pretty powerful and awesome. He can even break dance!
Wiz: Yes, but more importantly regardless of the only one time occurrence of his more powerful attacks since we must consider all of the combatants capabilities Hammer Bro will be able to use these as well. In which considering all of this Hammer Bro is quite powerful but he does have some clear weaknesses. Like the fact, that he is rather slow in speed and his attacks aren't as powerful or effective at long range.
BoomStick: But, Bro you better not mess with Hammer Bro.
( Shows Hammer Bro breakdancing in Mario Super Sluggers)
COMBATANTS READY
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
BoomStick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
PRE-FIGHT
At Bowser's castle Bowser is sitting in his throne chair with 2 Koopa Kids fanning him while he is eating a slice of pizza and meanwhile Peach duct-taped to the wall when suddenly Hammer Bro, Bowser Jr, and Kamek all bust through the door in a hurry. Hammer Bro and Bowser Jr. run towards Bowser while Kamek flies on his Broomstick.
Bowser Jr: DADDY!!! BAD NEWS!!! BAD NEWS!!!
Bowser: WHAT?! BAH! NOT AGAIN! I already had to deal with and kill that pesky dragon yesterday! Now what's the problem?!
Kamek: Sir, it appears that King Dedede the King of Dreamland on Planet Popstar is planning to take control of castle territories on other planets and the first target is your castle!
Bowser: WHAT?! You mean that fat penguin? That fool dares try and make a plan to overthrow me!!! GRRR!!!! Kamek! Take out your crystal ball and show me what he's up to!
Kamek: Yes, your highness!
Kamek takes out his crystal ball and gives it to Bowser. Everyone in the room huddles around Bowser to see in it too. The crystal ball shows King Dedede with his Waddle Dee's and Waddle Doo's with a blue blueprint map with sketches of various castles including Bowser's castle.
King Dedede: Alright, first off in order for us to take control of the world we need to start with this place located on Earth in the Mushroom Kingdom, King Bowser's castle!!! Now, security there is tight. Bowser has got all sorts of powerful minions so of course I can't count on you pathetic weaklings to get the job done yourselves so I'm sending in the Gordo troops with you. We'll attack tomorrow.
Bowser then goes in a rage and shoots fire with his fire breath at the crystal ball disintegrating it.
Kamek: My crystal ball! Not again!
Bowser: I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!!! Kamek, set the entire castle on it's best security!
Kamek: Yes, sir!
Bowser: I'm sick of dealing with these kind of things so I'm gonna send someone I can trust to get the job done right to Planet PopStar!
Bowser Jr: Me daddy?
Bowser: NO, not you son! Hammer Bro!
Hammer Bro: Really?! Me!
Bowser: Yes, I know you're tough enough to destroy that fat penguin and his army.
Hammer Bro: Awesome!
Hammer Bro starts breakdancing in joy then jumps up but then thinks of something and stops.
Hammer Bro: But, wait! How am I gonna get there? Planet PopStar is far away from here. I can't fly!
Bowser snaps his fingers and the clown car flies over. Bowser then picks up Hammer Bro and throws him into the clown car.
Hammer Bro: Cool! I've always wanted to use this gnarly thing.
Bowser: Now hurry! It should have enough fuel to get you there if you don't waste time!
Bowser then walks over to the wall and punches it and breaks a large part of it creating a large part to go through.
Kamek: Sir! I just finished fixing that wall from yesterday!
Bowser: Kamek, shut up and leave to do the task I told you to do! Hammer Bro, here's a map of PopStar don't fail me!
Hammer Bro straps a load of hammers on his back to prepare for the mission.
Hammer Bro: I won't let you down sir!
Bowser: You better not or else!
Hammer Bro then flies off in the clown car up to the sky. Hammer Bro flies for hours and then finally sees PopStar.
Hammer Bro: Whoa bro! It's literally a star? I thought that was just a cool name. Well, anyway I'm finally here.
Hammer Bro flies into PopStar. He takes out the map Bowser gave him to locate where DreamLand is. When he finds DreamLand he suddenly hears a loud engine boom and crash. The clown car had run out of fuel.
Hammer Bro: Aw snap! AHH!!!
Hammer Bro falls down in the clown car and crash lands into King Dedede's castle breaking through the roof. Hammer Bro falls right onto the table where King Dedede and his minions are devising their plan and breaks through the table.
King Dedede: What the?! He was sent by Bowser! Get him!
The Waddle Dee's and Waddle Doo's charge at Hammer Bro from all directions as Hammer Bro then gets up out of the broken clown car and he then leaps into the air taking out his giant hammer and slamming it down on the ground crushing dozens of Waddle Dee's and Waddle Doo's who are now flattened on the ground in bloody bits. The remaining Waddle Dee's all run away in fear but Hammer throws several hammers at them and cracks their heads open and kills them as blood gushes out of their corpses. Waddle Doo's shoot laser beams at Hammer Bro but Hammer Bro charges himself up and throws several large hammers at the Waddle Doo's crushing and killing all of them all of them broken into bloody pieces. King Dedede looks around seeing all of his forces dead covered in blood. King Dedede takes out his large hammer.
King Dedede: Impressive! Looks like it's just you and me!
Hammer Bro: Yo, bro your going down!
FIGHT!
Hammer Bro throws a volley of dozens of hammers at King Dedede but King Dedede inhales all of them and spits them out at Hammer Bro as Hammer Bro gets hit and injured by them knocking him down. Before Hammer Bro can get back up King Dedede quickly swings his hammer at Hammer Bro smacking him and then hits him into the air and then as he falls back down King Dedede charges up his hammer on fire and then smacks Hammer Bro with it hard setting Hammer Bro completely on fire and blasting him high into the air taking severe damage.
King Dedede: HA, you stand no chance!
But Hammer Bro turns the tables when he comes back down as King Dedede tries to smack him again Hammer Bro takes his giant hammer and smacks and slams King Dedede hard into the ground immobilizing him and giving him severe damage. Hammer Bro then charges up 3 large hammers and throws them at King Dedede who is still trapped in the ground takes severe damage. Then King Dedede breaks out out of the ground as Hammer Bro brushes the fire off of himself suffering from severe blackening and after burns all over. King Dedede and Hammer Bro are both now critically injured. Hammer Bro continues to throw more regular hammers at King Dedede as King Dedede inhales them once more and shoots them back at Hammer Bro but this time Hammer Bro takes out his giant hammer and leaps in the air and crushes the hammers destroying them.
Hammer Bro: So bro your fat-ass will just eat anything I throw at ya huh? Then how about I get up close!
Hammer Bro runs towards King Dedede and smacks him in the face with his hammer but King Dedede then quickly takes out the jet hammer and smacks Hammer Bro away. King Dedede then throws a Gordo at Hammer Bro but Hammer Bro smacks it back with his hammer. King Dedede inhale spits it back as this goes back and forth until the king spits the Gordo back too fast for Hammer Bro to react as he gets pierced by the spikes and bleeds.
Hammer Bro: OW!!! NOT COOL BRO!!!
Hammer Bro smacks the Gordo off of himself as he gets on the offensive with his giant hammer hopping around as King Dedede swings at him with his hammer clashing with the giant hammer several times until Hammer Bro's hammer wins over smashing King Dedede into a wall. King Dedede then flies up in the air.
King Dedede: Have fun catching me up here!
Hammer Bro: Yo, what the hell man?
Hammer Bro tries throwing hammers up at King Dedede but he is too far out of reach then King Dedede belly slams down onto Hammer Bro as he tries to realiate with the giant hammer again but King Dedede's own hammer smashes him harder in the clash through the ground. King Dedede then tries to inhale and eat him but Hammer Bro quickly breaks out with the giant hammer and tries to overwhelm King Dedede with a huge barrage of dozens of hammers but King Dedede swallows all of the hammers including the giant hammer! King Dedede then quickly spits all of the hammers onto Hammer Bro crushing and pinning him completely and severely as Hammer Bro bleeds and his body is cracked all over and he is stuck on the ground and can't move underneath his own giant hammer. King Dedede then walks over and lifts his own large wooden hammer and smacks Hammer Bro so hard with it that he squashes him to bloody meaty paste.
King Dedede: Looks like Kirby's got a new copy ability! But first, I'll send you over on his warp star with your corpse to show Bowser your pathetic failure! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
KO!
BoomStick: DAMN! The brutal irony!
Wiz: While Hammer Bro had some powerful hammer attacks King Dedede's inhale ability was used to counter and reflect them back to use against Hammer Bro.
BoomStick: Plus, when Melee attacks like his giant hammer did land they couldn't keep King Dedede in the ground for long since his big fat-ass can quickly break out and escape.
Wiz: Also, Hammer Bro's attacks aren't ranged enough to be able to reach King Dedede once he starts flying into the air and King Dedede's belly slam back onto the ground was too fast for Hammer Bro to dodge which was the crucial point for his survival in the match.
BoomStick: And Hammer Bro being at his best at long projectile range left him in a bad position against King Dedede since King Dedede could inhale and spit back his projectiles. Getting up close Hammer Bro risked suffering from King Dedede's jet and flame hammers.
Wiz: Yup, and King Dedede was just far stronger and faster being comparable to Kirby.
BoomStick: Hammer Bro got whacked like a mole.
Wiz: The winner is King Dedede.
TRIVIA
.This is the 9th episode of death battle created by FireMaxPyro.
. This episode a Kirby universe character ( King Dedede) VS a Mario Universe character (Hammer Bro)
. This episode makes references to FireMaxPyro's previous death battles these being Spear Waddle Dee VS Spear Guy and Bowser VS. Ridley and even makes a reference to the official death battle Kirby VS Majin Buu.
. The reference to Bowser VS. Ridley is most clearly shown considering the battle starts the same way as Bowser VS. Ridley with Bowser's minions barging through into Bowser's throne room to inform Bowser of bad news.
. FireMaxPyro's next death battle episode will be Wolverine VS Shredder.