King Boo vs The Flying Dutchman

Thebeeghungry

This is a bonus episode by Thebeeghungry

Intro[]

Super Mario vs Spongebob Squarepants! When it comes to ghostly villains these two will scare your socks off! Will the King of Boos trap the terror of Bikini Bottom in a painting? Or will The Dutchman scare out a win? That's for me to find out and for you to read!

Interlude[]

Monke: Ghosts, spooky, right?

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Triangle: Yep! When done right, that is.

Monke: And these two ghosts sure know how to do that!

Triangle: King Boo, the ghostly tormentor of Luigi & friends.

Monke: The Flying Dutchman! The pirate ghost with near-perfect scaring record! He's Triangle and I'm Monke!

Triangle: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win... A Death Battle.

King Boo traps DEATH BATTLE! in a painting![]

Monke: In the wild world of Super Mario, there was a mansion, won by the cowardly brother of the Red Man, Luigi. Luigi would go to the mansion, before being attacked by ghosts. Luckily, one Prof. E-Gadd was nearby, and saved Luigi with a vacuum-like gadget. The tiny man would quickly explain the situation to greenie, worrying Luigi with how Mario had gone missing within the halls of the building.

Triangle: For the sake of his Bro, Luigi would be forced to fight his way through hordes of Boos, eventually freeing the mastermind behind the whole operation and seemingly the kidnapper of Mario... King Boo.

KB's Background[]

Name: King Boo
Height, Weight, and age: Unknown
Likes: Scaring people, adding to his art gallery.
Dislikes: Mario, Luigi, Prof. E-Gadd

Monke: Now, to go toe-to-toe with one o' the Bros would require some serious firepower, luckily, this ol' ghost has the abilities to match up!

Triangle: He can fly, clone himself, turn giant, warp reality, fire fireballs (Both out of his crown and mouth), attack you with his... Tongue!? Eugh!

Monke: I'll take over from here. He can also trap you in an illusion, toss spiky balls full of bombs, use his crown to strike the ground with lightning, enlarge objects, turn invisible, and he even has a giant Bowser mech! But I think we should address KB's main shtick, that being trapping you in a painting!

KB's abilities[]

Flight
Cloning
Ilusions
Invisible powers
spiky bomb-balls
size manipulation
Bowser mech
transmutation
Fireballs
Disgustingly long tongue

Triangle: But these powers would be useless if he didn't have the poweh to back it up, luckily, he does. He can match the might of the Bros, who defeated Dreamy Bowser, who had the power of the Dream Stone, which had the power of all the dreams dreamt across many years, and dreams in the Mario cosmology are universes! He can also match their speed, and both could pilot Starship Mario, which could cross a universe in seconds!

KB's feats[]

Matched the Mario Bros
Tricked Luigi and pals into going to the mansion
Somehow manages to drive without legs

Monke: But this ghostly king has his flaws for sure, if you shine a light in his eyes, he will freeze completely, not to mention that his tongue is a big weak spot and having his bombs fired back at him will stun him.

Triangle: Even with these flaws, the Boo is not one to be trifled with, and you may just end up as his latest masterpiece for the gallery.

"Eee hee hee...There are no exits. You may as well wander in here forever...Listen carefully. Can you hear me? If you find me, you're history. Eee hee hee..."

The Flying Dutchman scares DEATH BATTLE![]

Credit to this page on Deviantart for Dutchman's powers and such

Monke: In the wild area known as Bikini Bottom, there rests a tormentor of the ocean, a ghostly being who can screw with reality in anyway he pleases, and he'll make sure it'll be to hinder you. Say hi to The Flying Dutchman!

Dutchie's Background:[]

Full name: The Flying Dutchman
Height/weight: Unknown
Age: Thousands of years old
Likes: Scaring people, making deals.
Dislikes: Spongebob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs.

Triangle: But, of course, no good ghost can scare without some crazy powers! And boy, does he have powers. *Inhale* He can turn intangible, invisible, fly, teleport, create storms just by being in the area, shoot fire out of his mouth, nostrils, and pigtails, fire lightning outta his fingertips, shoot lasers from his eyes, barf out mist that can remove your soul, create portals, change the size of himself and others, become so small he can go inside of your brain, use telekinesis via this green aura from his fingers, posses inanimate objects, can just... Turn you into a ghost then and there! Hypnotize you with a fishing rod, can just screw with time and space, such as making you land on his ship even after falling from it, turning objects into other objects, reverse time, heck, he can even erase memories! *pant, pant*. Ok, Monke, you do arsenal. I'm gonna go get some water...

Monke: You got it! Dutchie has quite a few useful tools to his name. Such as a classic pirate cutlass, a golf club, a comical mallet, just random objects, a present that can trap you, dust that can make you cry, the infamous Fly of Despair, which can sent you into a nightmare realm, his spooky bike, his famous pirate ship, complete with a perfume department! But easily his most powerful tool is the Void, pretty much, Dutchman can turn his stomach into a door to this nightmare realm, where your worst nightmares can come true for as long as he desires. Jesus that's grim.

Dutchie's powers and arsenal:[]

Intangibility
Invisibility
Flight
Teleportation
Storm creation
Pyrokinesis
Telekinesis
Electrokinesis
Laser eyes
Mist
Portal creation
Size Manipulation
Mind manipulation
Possession
Transmutation
Hypnosis
Shapeshifting
Reality Warping
Cutlass
Golf Club
Mallet
Present
Dust
Fly of Despair
Bike
Ghost Ship
Void

Monke: Now onto Dutchie's feats! He can match muscle and damage people like Spongebob, who had their infamous stunt of unravelling the universe! He's been run over by boats, caught in the destruction of his own ship, survived blows from Spongebob and Sandy, and even took a mallet to the brain! As for speed, he's been shown to be able to keep up with and even surpass Spongebob, who, from his unravelling the universe feat, can move at as many times faster then light as there are atoms in the goddamn universe! Don't fuck with Spongebob characters!

Dutchie's feats[]

Survived a boat crashing on top of him
Got run over by a boat
Tanked hits from Spongebob
Tagged and damaged Spongebob

Monke: But he is not the ghost of the most by any means. Ironically enough, he can get scared enough to run away, his intangibility will fail if he's attacking, and he can get trapped in a bottle that he carries on his person! What an idiot!

Triangle: Ok, I got my water, feeling better now.

Monke: Good! I'm just wrappin' up the analysis now. Ya got the popcorn?

Triangle: Way ahead of ya, pal! Pizza is ordered as well, should be here any second now...

Monke: Good! Ok, back on track, The Flying Dutchman will stop at nothing to at the very least to get a scare outta ya. So maybe, just maybe, check your closet tonight...

"Ahrgh! Who summons me from my endless slumber? I'll have yer eyes for appetizers and yer insides for dessert! For I am the Flying Dutchman!"

Pre-Fight[]

Triangle: Alright the combatants are set, and we've run the data through all possible outcomes!

Monke: IT'S TIME FOR A GHOST BATTTLLLEEE!

*DB Doors close*

DATE: 31/10/20??

LUIGI'S MANSION

CRACK!

A strike of lightning brings the camera to live, in front of a dark mansion in an equally dark forest. It pans in, slamming the doors open, before coming to a stop in the foyer. Suddenly, a white mist enters the room, before forming into a large, white, circle-shaped creature. With its pointy teeth and gem in the crown, you'd be mistaken to say this was anyone other then King Boo.

"Bwahahahaha!" laughed the ghost. "With plumber-boy and greenie gone, they'll be no-one to protect that professor! Ooo, I'm E.Gadd, I hide in my lab and get plumbers to do my job for me, boo-hoo! Ha!... Maybe I'll finally get that dog back too." Finishing his mocking, Boo would reach into his pockets(?), pulling out a framed painting of a lanky man with a mustache. "I think this would look stunning next to Red Stache!" The ghost phases through the floor, flying down to the basement...

CRASH!

"What was that!?"

The King of Boos frantically flies through the basement door, upon opening it, he is greeted with, to his horror, his prized Mario painting being stolen! Just manages to catch it off of a green anchor before he loses it. Boo looks up with fury in his eyes, how DARE someone steal his painting! He flies up and up to a strange ghost ship, seeing most of his other riches on the boat. He looks at the wheel of the ship, seeing a bearded green ghost pirate, the unmistakable image of The Flying Dutchman!

"Hey! What's the big idea!?" Questions the white ghost, "I be the Flying Dutchman, and I have come to steal yer treasure!" responded the green ghost. "Oh, I've heard of you! You've been doing the scaring around here, and I take offence to that. I'm the scary one here!" "Well, if yer really that mad I'm sure we can talk it out over a dea- GAH!" The Dutchman is launched through his own ship, courtesy of a fireball from the ghost king. The terror of Bikini Bottom manages to regain his composure before he hits the mansion, more annoyed then anything.

"Oh, that's how it's goin' to be? Okay, I'M GOIN' TO SEND YE TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER!"

FIGHT![]

(Cue- This Locker's Crown)

The Dutchman began the battle with a blast of electricity from his hands, not expecting it, Boo was hit by the shocking attack, causing him to fall next to his ghostly foe. Dutchman smirked, this was too easy! He slashed at Luigi's tormentor with his cutlass, launching the ghost backward and into a tree. King Boo recovered from the attack, with grunt, he shot a barrage of fireballs forward! Dutchman flew around the fireballs, aiming to get in close for a few more melee strikes, sadly for him, Boo's tongue would not let him do that.

WHAM!

Boo's tongue was sent flying forward, whacking Dutchman in the gut! Boo proceeded to give a couple more whacks and jabs with the tongue, finishing the disgusting combo with an uppercut that sent the pirate flying! Dutchman managed to regain his composure while flying however, after the humiliating blows, Dutchman was pissed, as he snapped his fingers...

...

"Bwah ha ha! Are you seriously just gonna snap your fingers? Was that meant to be threatening!?" taunted Boo, "Seriously, you should t- EEEEEE!" Boo's taunts had been cut short by a hand grabbing his tongue, courtesy of a tree Dutchman had brought to live via his reality warping! The ground rumbles like an earthquake, as more and more trees rise. "Ummm... Sorr-" Boo's plead was cut short by one of the trees swinging him around like a flail! Boo bounced around the trees like a pinball, smack against every tree before landing in a bush. The king slowly rose, seeing the trees on all sides, not wanting to waste too much energy on fodder, Boo let out a mighty screech, causing the very earth to shake! Dutchman floated there, anticipating something, but that something wasn't coming. "HAHAHAHA!" laughed Dutchman. "Yer scares are less scary then Poopdeck Paul!" Suddenly, a rumbling came from the Mansion, causing Dutchie to pause. All of a sudden, a flood of ghosts flew out of the mansion! They knocked Dutchman to the roof, as the landed in the forest, engaging in a fight with the trees!

Dutchman looked down, positively flabbergasted at the sheer amount of ghosts. In fact, he was so shocked he failed to see his foe right behind him!

BZZT!

A bolt of purple lightning hit Dutchman, causing his body to twist and contort in strange ways, before he stopped, now with a comedically puffed up beard.

"Argh, me beard! I grew that for a century!" yelled Dutchman in rage, as he shot some electricity toward Boo!

BZZT!

A bolt of blue lightning hit Boo, causing him to repeat what his foe did, outside of the "beard" part. Boo and Dutchie lock eyes once more, before both firing bolts at each other!

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT!!!!!

...

KABOOM!

The entire roof of the Mansion is engulfed in a massive explosion! The smoke clears, as the green pirate searches around for his foe, who had seemingly vanished. But then, a thought hits Dutchie like a bullet, if that white ghost could do some more intelligent moves, why shouldn't he? Sniggering, The Dutchman opened a portal on the ground, quickly flying through. He pops out in a cave of sorts, poking his cutlass to make a hole in the roof, he finds he is exactly where he had planned, and prepares his attack. Meanwhile, Boo hides in the sky, having gone invisible, he charges up a fireball, waiting for Dutchman to show up, when suddenly, a green mist envelops the struggle between Boos and Trees. A few panicked screams can be heard, before it disappears, only the trees left. Dutchman pops his head out of his hole, his plan had worked! And now he had a full army to-

BOOM!

A massive fireball hits the pirate like a semi-truck, Dutchman slowly rises, seeing all of the trees on-fire! Dutchie's eyes dart around, searching for his phantom foe, When, suddenly, he felt the smallest amount of air against his back. On instinct, Dutchman threw all of his body weight into a whack from his mallet...

...And it connected! A whack sent King Boo tumbling into the mansion, landing in the foyer, Boo rose, his crown glowing a blindingly bright purple. It charged, before blasting a MASSIVE electric blast forward!, Dutchman, however, wasn't just gonna let himself get hit, he put his hands to the sides of his head, before firing a massive laser directly from his eyeballs! Both attacks clashed, the ground shaking from the sheer magnitude of the blasts, but something had to give... right? No, no it didn't. In fact, they kept firing and putting so much energy in, it caused an explosion visible from space!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cue- This Locker's Crown: Part 2)

The clouds were parted, allowing the moonlight to spill into the area, A crater was left where the Mansion had once stood...

... and King Boo was pissed. The king rose from the crater, a look of pure rage in his eyes, to him, this fight has just been a game, and his foe had taken it too far. Meanwhile, Dutchman's arm rises out of the rubble, managing to pull his head out, comedically spitting out some rocks as he escaped the rubble. Dutchman looked left, then right, then up, but no sign of Boo. Assuming his foe to still be trapped under the rubble, the pirate ghost rubs his hands together, planning something, but, before he can put his plan into action, a massive shadow looms over him. He turns around, just to get flung away by a kick from a spikey foot.

CRASH!

Dutchman slams into part of the crater, creating a smaller crater in the crater, he rotates his head 180 degrees, just to see a giant... Spikey... Turtle!? "... HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughs the hater of Krabs, but, before he can say anything else, he gets caught in a blast of fire! Dutchie's laughter quickly turns into panicked screaming as he is burned alive by the fire, after a good few seconds, his screaming stops, as the fire does to, the ghost now gone!?!?!? The turtle searches for his foe, only to be nailed right in the head by a cannonball! The hit knocks the mech's head off, causing it to fly into the upper atmosphere, the camera follows it, before stopping when it reaches Dutchman's ship, with the titular ghost now piloting it!

More cannonballs are fired, with all of them nailing the mech, quickly overwhelming it as it collapses to the ground, suddenly, a crown rises out of where the head used to be, with Dutchman's foe revealing himself soon after. Avoiding the cannonballs, Boo rapidly flew up to the ship, creating two clones just before he reached the deck. The Boo and his clones spawned giant spikey balls in their hands, before they threw them, as the balls exploded into hundreds of tiny bombs! The ships pilot saw the approaching hailstorm of explosives, managing to catch them via his telekinesis, tossing them right back at Boo! They land in the ghosts mouth, causing him to fall down upon the deck of the ship, seeing this, Dutchman rubs his hands as he floats toward the downed Boo, before being knocked back by a tongue attack from the clones!

The attack launched Dutchman into his office, with him crashing into some drawers hard enough to destroy it, causing a bunch of socks to fly out. The clones fire some fireballs at the Dutchman, who teleports away at the last second, causing the fireballs to hit something... else.

"Nooooo! That was me favorite sock! Arrrrrggghhhhh!"

Enraged by the destruction of his dining sock, Dutchman let out a war cry, causing a buncha ghosts to fly out of the ship and to his aid! However, this came with a catch, with the ghosts no longer guarding them, the boos from earlier escaped and rushed to King Boos aid, engaging in an army fight with Dutchie's ghosts! Dutchman and Boo ram into each other, pure hatred for both in their eyes, the clones attempt to sneak up behind Dutchman, but he grabs them, ties their tongues together, and slams them into King Boo, sending him rocketing into a mountain!

Boo slowly but surely recovered from the collision, his crown glowing bright once more as Dutchman began to wave his hands in weird ways, this caused Boo to pause, what on earth was he doing?

Rrummblle...

Eh, it didn't matter, Boo continued his charge...

Rrrumblle

He was almost ready!

CHOMP!

The camera zooms out, to reveal that Dutchman had brought the mountain to life! It happily chewed on Boo, as Dutchman teleported back to his ship, helping his ghosts take down the last of the Boos. But something didn't feel... right, about it. Suddenly, a loud rumble was heard, as two stubby arms pop out of the mountain, a bright jeweled crown bursting out of the top! Boo grows more and more, as Dutchman flies the ship toward Boo and fires everything it has at him! We cut to a POV shot of Dutchman behind the ships wheel.

Crackle... Crackle... BANG!

A bolt of thunder hits Dutchman's ship, as we quickly cut back to normal camera angles. Boo lets out a maniacal laugh as the ship crashes, before he notices a large shadow upon him, he turns around, just to see Dutchman now the size of a planet! The gargantuan ghost swings his mallet at earth, as Boo manages to catch it while increasing his size further, now at equal size to Dutchman! The pirate teleports toward mars, before striking it toward Boo with his golf club, which Boo manages to catch with his telekinesis and fling back to Dutchman, who gets hit and is sent flying out of our galaxy! Slamming through a few planets, Dutchman crashes into a stronger one, which stops him. Dutchman's eyes glow, as green fire envelops his body, with a ear-piercing yell, he launches electricity from his fingers, fire from his mouth, and lasers from his eyes all at Boo!

The ghost king is forced to summon a painting to act as a makeshift shield, but he knew that the clock was running down, so, with rage in his eyes and crown glowing brighter then ever before, he gives it his all into one. Last. Attack.

The camera zooms out to show the galaxy, Dutchman's attack covering it... that is until a bright purple spark cuts the massive attack in half! We zoom back in on Dutchman, still giving it his all, oblivious to the fact that it was failing. The blast reaches Dutchman, as the screen fades to white.

We cut to a defeated Dutchman floating through the endless void that is space, before his foe shows up behind him for the last time. If Dutchman wasn't a ghost, he'd be shitting himself. Boo grabs the fleeing Dutchman by the tail and stuffs him into the painting, before breaking it in half, then he does it again, and again, and again- you get the idea. By the end, all that's left of The Flying Dutchman is a few wooden shards, where no-one will ever find them.

K.O![]

Ending Screen A: Boo returns to the mansion, or, what's left of it. He sighs, before getting his boos to begin building a new one.

Ending Screen B: The painting shards float through space, hitting the Bowser head.

Result[]

Monke: WOW! That. Was. Awesome!

Triangle: Let's break this one down, Dutchman was a powerful foe, but, in terms of how much he could take and dish out, he was way below Boo.

Monke: Yeah, but, to his credit, he was way faster and had more abilities, which would've given him the win... If he wasn't such a cocky asshole.

Triangle: There's his downfall right there, ya see, Dutchman would likely toy with Boo more then actively fighting him, and he wouldn't have the chance to realize Boo is a threat, because, by the time Boo lands one hit, Dutchman is gone. Not to mention that stuffing Dutchman inside a painting was an easy work around to his foe's regen, and Boo would do this first, based on what we know of him and his typical fighting style.

Monke: I guess The Flying Dutchman didn't stand a ghost of a chance!

Triangle: Wow, how original. *Sigh* The winner is King Boo.