Description[]
Netflix VS DC Super Hero Girls 2019! These two young, Hispanic heroes with emerald rings that allow them to be heroes! Will the Wielder of the Cosmic Ring of Telekinesis crash and burn because of his childishness? Or will this Green Lantern's pacifism cause her to fall into fear?
Interlude[]
Boomstick: Space. Us meatbags have wondered what would happen if we interacted with lifeforms from the cosmos, for some they hope that they'll give them technology and powers to save the day, like Kid Cosmic, the comic enthusiast and the founder of the Local Heroes.
Wiz: And others want to use the aliens gifts to prevent a violent outcome. Such is the case of Jessica Cruz, the first pacifist Green Lantern.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle!
Kid Cosmic and the Deadly DEATH BATTLE! of Death![]
Wiz: In the middle of New Mexico you can find some pleasant dinning in Mo's Oasis, it was just a normal dinner, until a UFO crashed landed on a cliff! Dropping five Cosmic Rings of Power.
Boomstick: Wiz, are you blind? They're obviously just tiny, colored rocks.
Wiz: -That were glued onto hex nuts to make them rings.
Boomstick: Oh, that makes sense. Anyways, a kid found the stones- er, rings, on a bike ride in the middle of the night, that's when he decided to be the chosen one to wield the Cosmic Rings of Power!
Wiz: This was Kid Cosmic, the Bearer of the Cosmic Ring of Telekinesis.
Background[]
- Name: Kid Cosmic
- Age: 9
- Gender: Male
- Comic Enthusiast
- Founder of the Local Heroes
- Wielder of the Cosmic Ring of Telekinesis
Boomstick: Okay, Kid Cosmic? That's a pretty cool name, too bad he absolutely sucked at using his superpowers!
Wiz: Boomstick! Don't be harsh, after all he's just a kid with no training whatsoever. After a few... problems with an alien named Chuck- who later had his bottom half removed thanks' to Jo's teleportation ring-
Boomstick: And he's still alive?
Wiz: Apparently! Kid formed a team consisting of the teenage leader Jo the Portal Girl, his Papa G the Ol' Man, Many Man, the 5-year old Rosa the Big Little Girl, and Tuna Sandwich the Precognitive Cat. Together they would be known as Kid Cosmic and the Local Heroes!
Boomstick: There are 13 Cosmic Rings of Power, but we'll be sticking with Kid Cosmic's signature ring and the Olive Green Stone that he had for a while.
Cosmic Rings of Power[]
- Green Ring
- Telekinesis
- Allows him to fly
- Requires a lot of concentration
- Able to fire a concentrated laser
- Olive Green Ring
- Turns Kid into a maneuverable puddle of goo
- Able to burrow through dirt and planetary rock
- Used to destroy Erodious
(Cut to Wiz with the Green Ring and Boomstick with the Olive Ring)
Wiz: With the Green Ring he's able to fly and discovered he could use the power of telekinesis, which was the reason he could fly. With it he's able to telepathically move anything he wants and control it. He can lift heavy objects with ease, shoot a concentrated emerald laser at his target, maneuver through the cosmos, asteroid fields and deliver food across the galaxy, and even control entire planets!
(Boomstick looked exicted as Wiz was showcasing how the Telekinesis Stone worked)
Wiz: And with the Olive Green Ring he can-
Boomstick: Do THIS! HA!
(As Boomstick activated it he... turned into goo and became a puddle)
Boomstick: Wha-WHAT THE HELL?! What is this?!
Wiz: ...He can turn into goo.
Boomstick: You couldn't answer that earlier?!
(Cut to analysis)
Wiz: Turning into goo isn't a useless superpower, per say, as he can easily burrow and maneuver through dirt and planetary rock. He and the fair patrons of Mo's Oasis, used it and the Blue Stone to destroy Erodious, and save Planet Earth!
Boomstick: Hell yeah, and they were recruited into... the Planet Protection Group, otherwise known as the PPG! And there he would finally achieve his dream of being a real superhero!
Wiz: But it wasn't like he hasn't taken out villains before.
Feats[]
- Delivered takeout throughout the galaxy
- Put Erodious at a halt
- Take down most of an entire alien armada
- Able to maneuver, react to and dodge lasers and starships
- Cycle around the galaxy
- Survived being in the middle of a huge battle
- When he first learned telekinesis he was able to move the clouds
- Take hits from Fantos without the Blue Ring
- First one to combine powers with the other Rings
- Is so unpredictable that the Red Ring can't predict him
- 1/13th of the attack that obliterated Erodious
- Defeated Earth Force Enforcement Force, Biker In Black, Stuck Chuck
Wiz: He's defeated the Earth Force Enforcement Force, the Biker In Black, and most of an alien armada, he's able to cycle around the galaxy, react to lasers and starships, was the first one to combine powers when wielding the other Rings and is so unpredictable that not even the Red Ring, which can see and predict the future, can't predict him, guess some perks come with being a young, delusional child.
Boomstick: He's the first one to combine powers with the other Rings on-screen, was in the center of a gigantic battle between the Survivors' Five and Earth Force Enforcement Force- stupid name- and somehow survived! Even more impressive is when he put Erodius to a halt and take hits from Fantos without the Blue Ring!
Wiz: Fantos is a nigh-omnipotent alien with all the stones, and with the Telekinesis Stone he was able to move Erodius to Earth! We don't know the specifics of Erodius' weight, but since it was made out of Cosmic Stones we can compare it to the real-world 55 Cancri E, which has the weight of over 8 Earths, with this comparison and the speed it was moved, we can determine that Fantos can strike up to 193 Quettatons of TNT, enough to destroy an entire star!
Boomstick: Okay, who the hell decided that this kid should have the power of a massive supernova?!
Wiz: It was this amount of power and skill that Kid was able to unravel the PPG's secrets about the 14th Stone... and as it turns out, the ones researching it were his parents.
Boomstick: Oh really? That seems cool! He has his parents.
Wiz: No he doesn't. As everything, the PPG, the supervillains, his PARENTS, everything... was a lie, as Fantos actually transported him and the Local Heroes in a fantasy realm, and his real parents... were... dead.
Boomstick: ...What?
Wiz: When he was much younger, he and his parents were caught in a terrible car accident, leaving only one survivor, him, and the only real family he had left was Papa G.
Boomstick: Wow, that went dark real fast.
Wiz: And when they escaped the fantasy realm, they had one final stand off against Fantos and Erodius, and-
Boomstick: Let me guess? Erodius backstabs Fantos, 'cause he's the bigger bad.
Wiz: Actually Boomstick, the first part was right, the second wasn't, as Erodius was once a living planet, a planet who healed living beings, trying to search that one piece that would give it peace.
Boomstick: So wait, not only Erodius was a living planet, it also is the 14th Stone!? Which was REAL?!
Wiz: That's correct Boomstick, with little to no time to find it, there seemed like no hope was found until... Papa G revealed that he had the 14th Stone, which kept him alive after over 112 years!
Boomstick: So Papa G decided to sacrifice himself! Which allowed Erodius to move on, saving Earth! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU CRAZY OL' COOT!?
Wiz: You'd be glad that all of the Local Heroes- including Papa G, are alive, and escaped the passing planet just in the nick of time.
Boomstick: Phew! Thank God for that! After re-building Mo's Oasis, they all contributed to building a beacon signal, and after a few hours, the alien patrons of Mo's Oasis came to have a taste of Mo's delicious dinners.
Wiz: And it was all thanks to Kid, really, despite struggling at first, he finally got what he wanted all his life. To be a true hero, after all, in the words of Kid; "Heroes help, heroes care, and heroes... sacrifice."
Kid: Even though being a part of a super cool force with super cool costumes, protecting Earth from evil alien invaders, sounds cool... it's not real. Real heroes don't just go around looking cool and beating up people...
Biker In Black: -Aliens!
(Kid gets in the Biker In Black's face)
Kid: -just because their different and they don't understand them. Being a hero isn't about forming a fist. It's about extending a hand. Heroes help, not hurt.
Jessica Cruz tries to settle things peacefully in DEATH BATTLE![]
Wiz: Metropolis, home to a plethora of great heroes, such as the Super Hero Girls, however, in the mysterious abyss of space, there's another group of heroes who've sworn to protect the innocent, the Green Lantern Corps, and among these two groups of heroes is the Green Lantern, more specifically, the vegan pacifist, Jessica Cruz.
Background[]
- Name: Jessica Cruz
- Age: 16
- Gender: Female
- Vegan Pacifist
- Part of the Super Hero Girls
- Wielder of the Green Lantern Ring
Boomstick: A vegan pacifist? Oh man, I've had my share of interacting with those freaks, they just won't leave you alone when you're eating meat! I mean, let us choose what to eat!
Wiz: Oh those interactions are terrible. Anyways, when she was recruited in the Green Lantern Corps, she was reluctant at first, after all, being a pacifist meant that she was against the Green Lanterns violent means of resolution, despite this she, reluctantly, joined them and after a food fight, she would find her true team with the Super Hero Girls.
Boomstick: And like all Green Lanterns they've got the Power Ring.
Power Ring[]
- Energy Constructs
- Ring Empowerment
- Flight
- Space Survivability (via Lantern Ring)
- Weaponry Constructs
- Light Generation
- Shield Proficiency
(Cut to Wiz and Boomstick with the Power Ring)
Wiz: The Power Ring is one of the most versatile weapons in the universe, able to create anything you desire with the only limit being your imagination.
Boomstick: Yep! It's pretty neat, you could create a bunch of cool stuff! Like a minigun, or a mechsuit, or a- wait... if you could form anything with this ring, wouldn't that mean you'd have an unlimited number of beers?
Wiz: Well, I mean- you COULD. If you could construct every chemical in your brain, but Jess's use of the Power Ring is usually to resolve matters peacefully and avoid means of violence, even if her own life is on the line.
(As Wiz was saying this, Boomstick was chugging a beer made from the Green Lantern Ring)
Boomstick: Hmm... tastes just like the real thing.
Wiz: ...Interesting...
(Cut to analysis)
Wiz: Despite her pacifistic nature, she has successfully taken down powerful foes.
Feats[]
- Able to traverse the galaxy
- Dodged lasers
- Beats around several plant zombies untransformed
- Intercepted lightning blasts
- Destroyed an extinction-level meteor with her friends
- Created a suit of armor that deflects Amazonian swords
- Intercepted meteors
- Rebounds and holds back large demolition robots and chunks of concrete
- Creates a spring that bounces back Wonder Woman and Supergirl
- Grapples with Poison Ivy's vines
- Defeated Star Sapphire, Poison Ivy, Dex-Starr
Wiz: She's able to traverse the galaxy at incredible speeds, dodge lasers, hold back large groups of robots, chunks of concrete, grapple with Poison Ivy's vines which are strong enough to launch a bulldozer in the air and she can make constructs able to stop both Supergirl and Wonder Woman.
Boomstick: Supergirl is crazy strong, once she was able to throw a basketball so hard that it spun the Moon! This would take somewhere y'know... over 213 Yottatons of TNT! That's 21 zeroes and enough to destroy a planet.
Wiz: However she wasn't always worthy to wield the Green Lantern's Ring, when she was a child she was filled to the brim with fear, and with it came self-loathing, she needed to manage her anger so she wouldn't do anything she would regret.
Boomstick: Okay, who keeps giving characters that wear green the most tragic backstories?
Wiz: It gets worse, once she got her Ring, she was haunted by voices that say she wasn't deserving of it, calling her weak and useless.
Boomstick: But even when she's up against her greatest fears, she'll persevere, so everyone better beware of this Green Lantern's Might!
Pam: Three hundred years he reigned... and they just didn't care. People are a lost cause.
(Just when Pam is about to leave, Jess spots something magnificent, a humble seed and shows it to Pam. The next scene shows them planting the seed in the middle of the forest)
Jessica: There's no such thing as a lost cause.
(The two walked away)
Jessica: Pammy, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Pam: Don't push it.
(As they're walking away, a small sapling sprouts out of the ground)
Intermission[]
Wiz: Alright the combatants are set, we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!!!!!
Kid Cosmic and the Emerald Duel against the Green Lantern![]
Space: 4:51, PM
(In the middle of space, one can see Kid Cosmic of the Local Heroes biking across the galaxy, delivering food to the fair patrons of Mo's Oasis, meanwhile Officer Jessica Cruz of the Green Lantern Corps was flying across the galaxy as well, and was tasked to get the Cosmic Stones of Power)
Jessica: Okay, where are those Stones of Power-
(In a moment the two emerald heroes passed by each other, and Jess got a good look at Kid's Ring, or rather, Stone. Realization hit her as she immediately halts in her tracks by using her ring to make a stop sign and stops Kid before he could get out of her eyesight, forcing him to use the brakes on the bike)
Kid: WOAH!! Hey! What's going on?
(Jessica flew in front of him trying to explain what was going on, however Kid saw this a different way and was actually sort of excited)
Jessica: I'm sorry! I'm sorry, but you have a very dangerous Stone of Power... that's glued to a hex nut you're wearing?
Kid: Oh no, you're not getting this Stone you evildoer!
Jessica: Evildoer? No, no, no, no! I can explain everything-
(Before she could finish her sentence, Kid quickly [and accidently] flew past her at incredible speeds! Much to both of their dismay, Jess sighs and quickly flew and top speeds, chasing Kid)
FIGHT!
(Kid was flying at insane speeds, with Jess being able to catch up and creating constructs to trap the young hero, clearly they weren't working so Jess was forming a plan, however, Kid quickly struck her with a mighty blow, and began trying to hit her more. Jess easily avoided all of the Kid's attacks causing him to get frustrated)
Kid: Hey!
(He attacked)
Kid: Come on!
(And again)
Kid: JUST!
(...And again...)
Kid: STAND!
(...And again...)
Kid: STILL!
(And again... yeah his attacks didn't hit, eventually Kid got so frustrated that he used his telekinesis to hold her in place, which worked, as Jess was struggling to break free from the Stone's grip, but she couldn't as she was going to be hit, so she made a shield around her to block the impact. The Wielder of the Telekinesis Stone punched the forcefield... and recoiled and shook his fist in pain)
Kid: Ow, ow, ow, ow! That hurt!
(In his pain, he unknowingly threw the pacifist through several asteroids, each one breaking, once Kid noticed he tried to play it cool)
Kid: Uh... y-yeah! I totally meant to do that. Pfft!
(Kid flied after Jess, who recovered in midair and rubbed her head in pain, as she saw Kid nearing her, she created a squid to ensnare his face, which worked. The Local Hero struggled to pull of the squid from his face, allowing the Green Lantern to trap him in a Venus Flytrap construct, however, Kid pried open the construct's mouth and escaped it, flying away, Jess flied after him, the two clashing a few times and eventually going to an abandoned planet)
Jessica: Listen, I don't want to fight you, I just want your stone!
Kid: Well I WANT to fight! You're not ever getting this stone!
(The Local Hero began to use his telekinesis to control the planet, causing a planet-size earthquake, giving worry to the Space Police Officer, and before she could react, she was hit by a large chunk of the planet and saw that she was going to be crushed by another. As the two rocks collided, she pushed both of the stones off with a barrier construct and when she removed the shield, she was unable to react to a meteor that Kid telekinetically threw at her, causing a massive explosion of space dust, forming a crater, Kid celebrated at first but then immediately got worried about her)
Kid: Oh no... I think I overdid it. HEY! ARE YOU OKAY?!
(In the crater, a green glow can be seen, as Green Lantern bursts out from the planet, and uses a construct to contain Kid, and before he could use his ring to escape, the pacifist quickly takes the ring of his finger, angering him)
Kid: HEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Jessica: Listen, you were carrying a dangerous stone with unimaginable power.
Kid: Well I can give you several reasons why you should let me keep it!
Jessica: I'm sorry, but I have to do this.
(Jess flies off, bringing Kid and the ring with her, after a few minutes, Jess gets a call from Kilowog, and begins reporting about what happened)
Jessica: KILOWOG!
Kilowog: Officer Cruz, I assume you have the Stone of Power with you?
Jessica: Yes, I have one of the Stones of Power in custody.
Kilowog: Good, we have new intel about the locations of the rest of the Stones. There in a place called... Mo's Oasis.
(Kid gasped at the mention of Mo's Oasis, after all, it was the place where his friends were! He pouted in his infernal prison trying to think of a way to escape)
Kid: Oh no! My friends are in danger! GAH! What do I do to escape this infernal prison!? ...Or better yet... how goo I escape.
(Back with Jessica)
Jessica: Of course Kilowog, I won't let him escape.
Kilowog: He better not.
(Kilowog disconnects as Jess continues to fly to Oa, while Kid, now wielding a different ring, decided to run at full speed through the cages and straight to Jess and before he could hit the bars, he turned into Goo! Allowing him to phase through the bars and ensnaring Jess, causing a struggle!)
Jessica: GAH! What the?! You have another stone?!
Kid: RING! It's called a RING!
(Eventually Jess successfully threw all of Kid off her, however, back in his normal form, he suddenly flew! It turns out, in the struggle, the Local Hero secretly took the telekinesis stone away from her. As she checked all her suit's pockets, she sighed, and flew after him again)
(The two were flying to an extreme extent, while Kid was constantly attacking her with his telekinesis, Jess was trying to defend herself from all of Kid's assaults, but struggled to do so, getting punched and hit by the Local Hero's attacks, eventually the Green Lantern was getting some nasty brusies on her but she wasn't going down, same with Kid, who flew straight into Jess's slingshot construct, which caused him to land on a lone asteroid in an asteroid belt)
Kid: Ow!
(Jess was hovering above Kid, trying to reason with him but to her dismay he would not listen to her)
Jessica: Okay! Listen, I don't want to hurt you, I just want the ring.
Kid: Like I would do THAT! Wait until you get a taste of my... SUPER MOVE!
Jessica: Super what?
(Kid hovered a bit and began spinning and using his telekinesis, the Officer was confused by his antics until she saw thousands of asteroids being directed towards her! She formed a shield around herself, protecting her from the asteroids hitting her, but it wasn't going to last for long)
Kid: Haha! Just as I suspected, by using my telekeneticisis to utilize the asteroids and creating torando forces have sucked you into a range, I dub... the ASTEROID STORM!
(As soon as he said that, his enemy's shield broke, causing her to try to serve around the asteroids but she was getting hit by many asteroids, the final one firing out of the storm. Landing on a nearby meteor, the Lantern was battered and bruised, she tried standing up but she coughed out blood in doing so, and got a good look at it. Horrified at the look of her own blood, she heard a voice in back of her head)
Jessica's Mind: Look at you, at the verge of dying and yet, you refuse to defend yourself by attacking him. We both know, no matter how much you deny it, you have to fight.
Jessica: NO! There's another way, I KNOW IT!
Jessica's Mind: Face FACTS! Sometimes you have to fight, to save yourself. Because some problems have to be solved with violence, you have to fight, there is no reasoning with him.
Jessica: NO I CAN GERT THROUGH TO HIM!!
Jessica's Mind: Just fight. Fight. FIGHT. FIGHT! FIGHT!!
Jessica: There's no other way... I have to hurt you...
(With a heartbroken tone, she flew at hypersonic speeds and formed a shield, bursting through the Asteroid Storm and ramming Kid, stopping the Super Move and knocking him away, he stopped in midair, knowing that his enemy was willing to hurt him now, he threw several asteroids at her, but she deflected each one with a shield, and hit Kid with, the two continuously clashed with jess winning the fight, and knocked Kid far away! The Kid stopped in his tracks, crossed his legs and began meditating)
Kid: Freaking out? Breath it out. Freaking out? Breath it out. Focus. I can win this.
(As he was meditating, Jess was charging straight at him, until, she was hit by several asteroids! Sending her back, she looked up and saw a spectacular display, there were asteroids and even small planets rotating around Kid, and with a large emerald shine! In response, Jess created a drill construct and began reciting the Green Lantern's Oath)
Jessica: In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight, beware all those who worship evil's might, beware my power... GREEN LANTERN'S MIGHT!!
(As she finished her oath, the drill got larger and more powerful, and flew straight at Kid, who fired a mighty emerald laser at his foe, but the Lantern's drill was able to pass through the laser, and as she got close to the Kid... a sudden burst of power of Kid's laser, BROKE the drill of the Green Lantern! Engulfing her in an emerald light, and turning her into nothing but a memory, the only thing left... was her ring)
(As Kid floated down, he looked for the remains of his nemesis, and saw nothing, that was when realization struck him)
Kid: Wait... I did it... YES! WHOO-HOO! Can't wait to tell the gang about this!
(As Kid flies off into space, the Green Lantern Ring just stays there... as it dims)
K.O.!
Results[]
Boomstick: Soooo... who's going to tell him?
Wiz: This was a complicated battle, with their similar speeds coming into play, but we had to give this to Kid.
Boomstick: Yeah, it seemed like Jess COULD overwhelm him with her ring's versatility, intelligence and superior experience, but she's a pacifist, so she wasn't really good at fighting, Kid on the other hand is much more combat ready, not to mention, Kid's rings were just too overpowered.
Wiz: AND! They negated any chance of Jessica landing a fatal blow. Jessica can create anything with her willpower, but Kid's Telekinesis Srone allowed him to turn the tides of the fight anytime he wanted, such as using Jess's own constructs against herself, and turning into goo to prevent her from landing any clean blow, he could even stangle her when in goo form, or worse! Suffocate her from inside her body, and explode it. Such as the time he and his friends destroyed the fake Erodious.
Boomstick: Also remember, she's a pacifist, so it was unlikely that she would fight back, much less kill him!
Wiz: And there's Kid's final two advantages, his strength and durability.
Boomstick: I've got this Wiz. The greatest feat we can scale Jess's strength and durability to is Kara Danvers, who was able to dunk a basketball onto the moon, that's a force of 213 Yottatons of TNT, but Kid can scale to Fantos, who was able to move Erodious from another galaxy to Earth, that's over 193 Quettatons of TNT! Six times more than Kara's basketball feat.
(Cut to Wiz and Boomstick)
Wiz: Jessica might've been a powerful combatant but compared to Kid's strength, durability, rings and combat experience, she was unfortunetly overshadowed against his might.
Boomstick: Seems like she didn't have the willpower to compete with the Local Hero's might.
Wiz: The winner is Kid Cosmic.
Advantages & Disadvantages[]
- Kid Cosmic (Winner)
- + Far Stronger
- + Far More Durable
- + Telekinesis Ring was able to use Jess's constructs against her
- + Goo Ring
- + More willing to kill
- + More actual combat experience...
- = Even Speeds
- - ...But is still younger than Jess
- - Fatal flaw was his Child-Like mentality
- Jessica Cruz (Loser)
- + Older than Kid...
- + More versitile with the Green Lantern Ring...
- = Even Speeds
- - ...But has less Combat Experience
- - ...But Kid's telekinesis turned the tides on her
- - Less willing to kill
- - Weaker
- - Less Durable
Next Time[]
(A jeep drives across a box canyon, and on it a familiar maroon soldier was driving it)
Simmons: HAHA! Suck it ya possum!
(The quote-unquote possum stuck out their hand and entered the passenger's seat and pointed a crossbow at him)
Moxxie: I'M NOT A POSSUM!
Simmons: OH SHIT!
Moxxie Knolastname VS Richard "Dick" Simmons
Connections[]
- Two young, Hispanic (Kid is from Mexico which has Spanish heritage and Jess is canonically Hispanic) heroes with green rings that give them superpowers
- Both have a team consisting of a century-year old hero (Papa G & Wonder Woman), a girl who's the muscle of the team who's somewhat childish (Rosa & Supergirl), a teenager with a job and a loving parent (Jo & Batgirl), an enthusiastic woman who wants something more than they already have (Jo & Zatanna), an alien that crashed landed on Earth (Stuck Chuck & Supergirl) and ironically have a cat with a red ring that gives them superpowers (Tuna Sandwich & Dex-Starr)
- Both are enemies with a planetary conqueror (Great Leader & Zod), a nigh-omnipotent alien (Fantos & Cythonna), a super-powered punk (Krosh & Giganta)
- OST: Cosmic Willpower
- The name combines Kid's last name and what Jessica's ring is powered by. It would show the Green Lantern symbol glued on a hex nut, the background would be in space that's colored green, it would also show the Mo's Oasis sign and the main ring would be surrounded by the other Power Rings and the Cosmic Stones of Power. The track would be made by Therewolf Media and would mix the outro theme of Kid Cosmic with Jess's transformation theme and would have lyrics.