Two ancient warriors with abilities allowing them to not only copy their opponent, but even use it in a much better form! They also have history by their side, whether it be the Pillar Men or the Star Warriors, and even join sides with direct opposites. They also own magical abilities (Conceptual Understanding, Inhale) that make them earn abilities stronger than their opponent’s.
Introduction[]
ROB: Oh my robotic god.
Game and Watch: Being a copycat isn't a good thing, but these heroes use it to defeat the evil in their world. Specifically-
ROB: And that’s copying the villain. Kirby, the young Star Warrior and defender of Dreamland.
Game and Watch: And Kars, the antagonizing antagonist stand copycat of Jorge Joestar and JoJo’s.
ROB: We’ll be researching their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win a Death Battle.
Kars[]
ROB: After 37 universe resets, JORGE JOESTAR seems to be a simple follow-up of Battle Tendency. But, with a story about a detective named Joji Joestar, you know you're in a weird place.
Game and Watch: Like, what kind of name is that? Anyways, Joji is adopted by the Joestar family, and, whilst solving a mystery of strings of incidents, he stumbles upon a friend of his father who somehow traveled through time to end up in an entirely seperate universe, and becomes a known ally, before he dies to Yoshikage Kira.
ROB: As all detectives do, Joji travels to Morioh, where the killer resides, and becomes friends with Rohan Kishibe, Reimi Suigmoto, being a stand in this continuity, and the 37th version of Okuyasu and Josuke, being both Muyrotaisu and Fukashigi Nijimura, and Koji Hirose. But, while investigating, Passione invades Morioh, and when we finally get to meet Kars.
Game and Watch: Yeah, Joji appears in space with Narancia Ghirga while looking for Diavolo, the old boss of Passione, and encounter 37 different versions of Kars! Afterwards, he then has the capability of seeing Stands, being beyond the rules of Stands themselves, and returns to Earth.
- Name: Cars (Also known as Kars, named Cars in the Novel.)
- Species: Pillar Men, although female Pillar Men do exist.
- Height: Unknown, towers above Jonathan Joestar in canon. Approximately 7'3 via image/pixel measurements.
- Weight: Unknown
- Ancient race of Pillar Men.
- Threatening attitude and muscular built.
ROB: But to get back to what we were saying, and actual history on Kars, he was banished to space by Jonathan Joestar in Part 2, and in Jorge Joestar, but escapes by boarding the space ship Giotto to go to Mars, and somehow was immune to the universe resetting, as 36 other Kars had also done the same, but met Funnier Valentine, an astronaut, who agreed to take Kars back before Jorge Joestar had even began.
Game and Watch: Afterwards, this sends Kars to Earth, and allows DIO to become the Ultimate Lifeform. But, after meeting DIO face-to-face, something that already happened in a seperate universe, Kars opposes DIO for the sake of man kind and the plot, since technically that's what also forced him.
- Abilities
- Killer Queen
- A stand that can cause people to transform into bombs then destroy their soul.
- This version can also use it's ability on Kars with no effect.
- Specifically Bites the Dust, which blows Kars back by an hour, and does no damage or effects Kars.
- Das Boot Ultimate
- Can duplicate themselves, manipulate sound via it's sonar, and can detect a Stand user from a non-Stand user using sound.
- Dune Ultimate
- Whilst not a stand, this object is entirely made of sand, and it's power is according to how much sand is around. Can manipulate sand and ground.
- The World Ultimate
- Exactly the same as the original The World, can stop time for an entire hour and can see and think during others time stops.
- Is WAY more powerful than the original, as it can likely scale and be superior to a Base Kars who flipped Britain!
- D4C Ultimate
- Directly the same as the original D4C, but is entirely stronger and faster.
- If any Kars exists at any moment in the universe, Kars' conscience is directly put into that one and can survive infinitely with such.
- White Snake UItimate
- Can cause people to explode, erase minds, erase their soul, or shatter it, with discs.
- Can cause people to sleep via discs.
- Can also nullify an ability, as it can turn an Ultimate stand into normal one.
- C-Moon Ultimate
- Can manipulate gravity in a 3 kilometer radius.
- All of C-Moon's attacks cause the opponent to turn inside-out, ignoring their durability.
- Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem
- Can reverse and fast-forward time to reverse the universe.
- Easily Kars' strongest stand in it's abilities.
- Kars alone.
- Acausuality: Had no effect when his past self was eaten by DIO.
- Regeration: Regerates from his entire body exploding multiple times, and his regeneration is likely on par if not superior to DIO who tanked being barraged by discs which exploded his entire body and regenerated instantly.
- Soul Manipulation: Can grab stands and interact with them even in his base form, turned a droplet of Kira's blood into the souls that Kira destroyed, and disassembled Das Boot.
- Absorption: Pillar Men can absorb weaker beings into their body, examples being Santana who's younger than Kars. Kars absorbed all 37 past incarnations of him and their souls as well as minds.
- Conceptual Understanding: Passively understands an ability, concept, or principle, and can use it on a far better degree, such as Ultimate Stands.
- Soul and Mind resistances: Resisted all of his souls being destroyed, and all of his souls have an uncountable amount of soul/mind discs in their bodies. Can survive without a mind.
- Fate resistances: Also, he's immune to Bites the Dust, even in his base form.
- Killer Queen
- Feats
- Caused the flipping of Britain which would require between 24 Teratons to 2.1 Peratons!
- Also, the tsunami he created would also require 12.4 Petatons of force.
- Fights and harms DIO, who is on equal strength and durability as him.
- Caused DIOs entire body to explode.
- Tanks internal explosions three times, regerates from each with ease.
- His stands on most occasions can brawl and scale to not only his base but other Ultimate stands.
- Examples include D4C Ultimate fighting with The World Ultimate and etc.
- Scales to DIO who traveled beyond the boundaries of time and space to seemingly teleport whilst in an injured/weakened state.
- Scales to DIO who one-shot the boundaries of time and space.
- Carried a moon, and is stated to "carry it like a balloon", and did all of this with a singular rope.
- Created a spaceship far superior to any tech on Earth, understands concepts in seconds to minutes, found out that DIO and Joji were both singularities, and figured out DIO's plan with the Passion and his weaknesses with such.
- Caused the flipping of Britain which would require between 24 Teratons to 2.1 Peratons!
ROB: As you can see, Kars is not a joke to play with, and is a strong opponent, being extremely fast for his strengths, and is very intelligent.
Game and Watch: But wait, there's-
Kirby[]
ROB: Thousands of years ago, a group of Star Warriors existed, who fought off the evil presence that was Nightmare. But, Nightmare easily curbstomped such, but missed a starship flying right past him. Kirby, who dodged this entire conflict, was one of the last, obviously excluding Meta Knight, who was the most heroic, and lost all of his friends. Back to Kirby, he crashlands on Planet Popstar, a star shaped planet, again, and now fights enemies such as King DeDeDe, one of his archnemesis', and even Nightmare.
Game and Watch: But, Kirby is obviously known for his copy ability, and a star, that he rides around at the speed of light!
- Age: Unknown, 200 years pre-maturity
- Height: 8 in/20 cm
- Weight: Likely under 10 oz/283 g
- Species: Unknown
- Infant-like and cheerful demeanor
- A Star Warrior
- Citizen of Dream Land
Game and Watch: But, being a BABY in your race is not an easy option, but Kirby can somehow speak fluent english to dealers, presumably, although he usually speaks some kind of english, so either way, he has some reference to what you say, if it's along the lines of "hi" or "pogo". Speaking of Pogo...
- Abilities
- Sword (Kirby's most common ability.)
- Circus
- Wing
- Ball
- Balloon
- Burning
- Beetle
- Needle
- Tornado
- Water
- Crash
- Spear
- Parasol
- Smash
- Ninja
- Leaf
- Suplex
- Backdrop
- Throw
- Bell
- Ultra Sword
- Snow Bowl
- Laser
- Spark
- UFO
- Mini
- Grand Hammer
- Archer
- Mirror
- Yo-Yo
- Plasma (Though this ability has recently been merged with Spark)
- Doctor
- Poison
- ESP
- Halberd (Robobot Form)
- Magic
- Metal
- Ghost
- Smash
- Cupid
- Copy
- Jet
- Staff
- Spider
- Carnival
- Artist
- Cleaning
ROB: Yes. It may be a lot,but it's even infinite when considered he can usually absorb the ability of any opponent! In Smash Bros, for instance, he can copy the powers of almost any character! Obviously excluding himself and multiple Mii attacks.
- Other abilities/Weaponry
- The Robobot armor, which can copy attacks from an opponent via scanning them.
- Star Spit, can be used to spit out his opponent after inhaling them.
- Headbutt.
- Water Gun, when underwater.
- Touch Dash.
- Mix Abilities, which allow Kirby to mix and match to 49 different weapons, and possibly more!
- Many special attacks, like the Time Beam, which can stop time, and allows Kirby to stop enemies in their tracks and allow teammates to also move in stopped time, as it's likely not a resistance or speed-based.
- Healing factor.
- Allows Kirby to heal himself after being shattered, literally throw off half of his body and put it back on, being popped as Balloon, and can possess others as Ghost!
- Supposedly also has ways of resurrection, although we don't know if this is true or not.
ROB: Minus his extreme strength, as he has "infinite power", characters that are literal novas, characters who were 4 times as strong as one of his top transformations, and Drawcia while handicapped! He also kept up with characters and pieces that travel across the solar system and universe in seconds, cracked Popstar in half, drilled through the Star Dream with the Robobot suit, threw a clown into the nearest blackhole, and even threw a meteor 9999 light years away.
Game and Watch: Yeah, and this direct feat destroyed several planets in the process. Kirby is that strong! But his main flaw is his abilities limits, and he himself.
- Mind of a young kid.
- Usually can't be taken seriously, and is oblivious to many things around him.
- Attacks even good people, like when DeDeDe was attacked while trying to protect the Star Rod.
- Really isn't good, as he's commited many acts of genocide and crimes against humanity.
- Copy abilities and his floating expire easily when he's damaged enough.
- Stubby limbs that cause him to have a weak range.
- His depiction in Smash, well... This should explain.
- Nearly weightless.
ROB: And that's everything, I guess. Kirby is overall a great fighter and such, despite him being the lowest tier in Melee and many other Smash games, but has his flaws, like other fighters.
Pre-Fight[]
Game and Watch: The combatants are- Why are we in the fight?
ROB: I don't know- Oh god, did Duck Hunt Trio really mess up the green screen again or what?
Kirby is rushing over, and runs over, knocking over both Game and Watch as well as ROB, before jumping up, and landing on the ground, noticing a tall man standing over him, his feminine face and muscular features causing Kirby to become nervous, as blades excrete from his wrists. The man reveals himself to be...
Kars.
" Puyo. " Kirby speaks, before entering a fighting stance, staring at Kars, holding a sword over his head. This would cause Kars to begin laughing, before calming. `` What a tiny thing. A brawl is what you want... ``
Fight!
`` Then you get one. `` Kars spoke, dashing over, and grabbing Kirby, throwing him backwards, as Kirby attempts to block the incoming attack, rushing Kars by hitting him into the air, spinning rapidly, and cutting into Kars' flesh, as he grabs the blade, throwing Kirby into the ground with it, and rushing down, cutting Kirby with his arm blade.
Kirby jumps back, noticing a Laser Ball roll and scuttle around in the background, before quickly hopping over, inhaling it, and giving him a cyborg-esque look, jumping back as Kars rushes over, and punches Kirby's face, causing him to hit the ground, before summoning Das Boot Ultimate, as it begins multiplying around the battlefield.
`` Die. `` Kars speaks, as the hundreds of weak ships charge into Kirby, causing Kirby to shake as they move internally into Kirby's body, causing his body to burst open in holes, as Kirby is knocked down, before firing a laser beam at Kars, causing the tall man to fall back, as Kirby continues firing.
Kars grimaces, lifting up his blade, knocking back the lasers, as they hit Kirby, causing his regeneration to stop as they blast right through Kirby. Kars notices this, and points forward, as the many Das Boots combine into one, as the large one rams right into Kirby, throwing him into the air, before diving right into Kirby's body, shattering it into pieces.
Kars begins laughing, before walking back, shaking his head, noticing Kirby beginning to regenerate, as he jumps over, and punches Kars, knocking him out of sight as he gets thrown into a pool of water, seemingly a beach, as he was thrown far away from Kirby, allowing him to calculate his next hit.
As he does, Kirby begins flying towards him on a star, smirking, Kars runs over and punches Kirby's face, knocking him farther into the water as he jumps onto the beach, summoning his Dune Ultimate, the amount of sand definitely boosted his power now.
As he did, Kirby began rising from the water, now in his Water form, angered at Kars, before Kars began firing rocks and earth at Kirby, who began dodging, before Dune fired a large sand ball, hitting Kirby, and knocking him farther into the water, before Kirby had an idea, riding a wave into the air.
As he did, he began blasting Kars with water, before stomping on him, causing him to be put right into the ground, before barraging the ground, burying Kars deeper, causing him to be buried completely, as Kirby walked back, before a star escaped his body as he lost the Water ability.
As Kars lifted himself from a screen fading from darkness, he looked over as Kirby had begin beating up a group of Jambelievers and Jammerjabs, angering Kars as a large rock hit Kirby, which Kirby completely countered by Kirby, who vaulted over it, and lands on Kars, who grabs the pole, and throws Kirby to the ground, summoning The World Ultimate.
`` The World... `` Kars spoke, as time began to froze, with Kars grabbing the staff from Kirby, barraging him with it using The World Ultimate, and kicking Kirby into the floor, knocking him back, as he begins to rush Kirby using his blades, cutting Kirby, before delivering a final uppercut, as time resumes.
As it resumes, Kirby's entire body explodes into pieces that quickly regerate, something Kars predicted, and slams the pole over Kirby's head, causing him to become dizzy. `` Now... `` As The World Ultimate disappears, his blades glow, and cuts right through Kirby using such, splitting the Star Warrior in half.
`` KILLER QUEEN! `` Kars speaks louder, as a pink humanoid stand summons itself, grabbing a part of Kirby, and throwing it into the air, as he immediately clicks his hand. With this, this causes Kirby's piece to explode into pieces as he quickly punches the others away, before smirking.
With this, he notices Kirby as a ball. As he considered he forgot about Kirby, Kirby somehow absorbed and earned the ability of Ball Kirby, allowing him to regain his flesh, as he rams right into Kars.
`` Crap- `` Kars speaks, before Ball Kirby slams right into Kars, knocking him into the water, as Kars begins to swim. `` No! `` Kars speaks, withdrawing a Stone Mask from his pocket, smirking, as he puts it on. This allows Kars to transform into the Ultimate Lifeform, allowing him to fly into the air. `` I'm tired of you. `` Kars speaks, as he grabs Kirby with his talon-like feet, and throwing him into the air.
This causes Kirby to lose his ability, as Kars continues to blitz Kirby, knocking him right back down, causing Kirby to be slammed into a volcano, before Kars flies right back down, throwing Kirby into the magma, as he looks down to see Kirby melting.
`` That was too anno- ``
Kars began to spoke as the volcano began to erupt loudly, lava shooting everywhere. As he looks back, a Fire Kirby knocks right into him, knocking him downhill, before a large ball of fire is shot at him, which he dodges. As he does, Kirby takes out a sword, as he gets the ability Sword of Fire, it's large blade on fire, as he throws it, hitting Kars, who then grabs it using his newer stand D4C Ultimate, as it throws it back at Kirby, who inhales it, before Kars rushes over, slamming Kirby into the ground.
As he does, a wall of flesh is created from his arm, as he grabs Kirby, covering him and Kirby over it as the screen warps, bringing Kars into an alternate universe, where another Kars is battling a Kirby. As he does, he jumps back, and punches Kirby, knocking him into the other, causing both of them to explode, as both Kars smirk.
As they do, both Kirby's combine themselves, as the one from this universe, who held a Double Bladed Laser Sword, also had a Sword of Fire in the other, as Kirby spoke. `` POYO! `` The noise shook the battlefield, as Kirby began to attack the Kars from the second universe, with the other dodging, before Kars would successfully kick away both, before hitting them with a pink humanoid stand.
As he did, the first Kars jumped over, barraging Kirby with many discs, before his entire body exploded into pieces, landing on the ground and many others who were watching the fight from afar due to the size of the explosion. But, as many of the pieces landed into the same area, they combined, both absorbing a random spectator, one of which getting Mike, and the other owning Stone.
As this happened, both Kars would rush at the Mike Kirby, before...
Kirby began to sing, shaking both Kars, as the Stone Kirby ran over, attempting to crush both, as one of the Kars grabbed it, and began slamming discs into it, knocking it into the air, before a large explosion seemingly deleted the chunks of Kirby, as they were all rocks, which destroyed Kirby, as both Kars, while being barraged by sound, grabbing Mike Kirby, who kicked one of the Kars away, before making an earsplitting screen. Luckily enough, one of the Kars had prepared to cover his ears while the one knocked down, well... Exploded.
With this, Kars rushed over, and threw Kirby backwards, before a large pink suit fell from the sky, hitting the ground behind Kirby, as he jumped into it. Kars shook his head, as he began throwing discs at the vulnerable spot of Kirby, but he easily blocked, scanning Kars.
As this happened, Kars summoned Das Boot Ultimate, before Kirby looked up. While he didn't think the sound would alert the others, well, Kirby was falsely mistaken.
Kirby would look up, as Meta Knight hopped from the Halberd in the air, as the Robobot armor scanned around, suddenly becoming it's Jet Mode, as Kars sent the Das Boot Ultimate at Meta Knight, who, while blocking the dash from Kirby's armor, Das Boot Ultimate entered Meta Knight's body, as he was confused for a moment.
While he looked over to spot Kars, the likely perpetrator, Kirby scanned around again, before he earned the Stone form, slamming a fist right onto Meta Knight, before beginning to scan Meta Knight, who successfully blocked a hit from the Robobot's Stone Mode hitting him.
As he did, Meta Knight immediately bursted into bits and pieces of cloth, flesh, and such, before gravity began to distort around Kirby. As it did, Kirby was striked with an idea, as it jumped up, and quickly scanned the Halberd, as it began to shake, transforming into the large ship, as Kars was confused.
Noticing this ship, he began to understand what it was in seconds, smirking, before he sprouted wings, flying into the air, as Kirby began charging the Combo Cannon, firing a large laser that Kars manuevered over, before dashing right through the Halberd, causing it to fall down, as it summoned C-Moon as it did earlier, causing the Halbert to float, as Kars continued dashing through it, destroying the Halbert as it exploded into pieces.
As it did, Kirby fell downwards, before Kars rushed over, grabbing Kirby, and slamming him into the ground. `` Now die! `` Kars yelled, as he inserted and ripped out a disc from Kirby, causing his entire mind and body to shut down. As it did, Kars grabbed the tiny body of Kirby, and summoned The World Ultimate, as he quickly stopped time.
`` Perhaps... I've won. But you'll be my punching bag for destroying and torturing many. ``
Kars began crushing Kirby, as he destroyed it, Kirby making a squeak noise, as Kirby was flattened whilst also having no mind or soul at all.
KO![]
Kars is seen walking away from a large mess of a destroyed volcano, lava everywhere, and corpses of many round and blocky things everywhere, as he laughs, shaking his head, before stumbling and grabbing his arm in pain.
As he does, the deflated body of Kirby, with a hole in it's face, both braindead and soulless, lies in the sand, as pieces of Meta Knight are seen everywhere around it.
Post-Analysis[]
ROB: Well, rest in pieces, the Star Warrior.
Game and Watch: Well, yeah, but how did Kirby lose? Didn't he have everything in the bag, like arsenal, speed, and potency?
ROB: Well, yes and no. Kirby held an advantage in his arsenal, but it was limited in terms of "what he could use in a 1v1" against "what he can use in an adventure". Sure, his inhale was capable of removing Kars or transmutating him, Kars held an advantage in haxes.
Game and Watch: How would that matter when Kirby took speed, you might ask, but Kars actually held speed and likely was equal on terms of AP to durability. Kirby is definitely trillions upon millions times faster than light, but Kars scales to DIO who shattered and one-shot the boundaries of space time and traveled through it to be "like teleportation".
ROB: Basically, this was either infinite or immeasurable speed, and he held universal+ potency, likely even when handicapped, and this was even in his base form, whereas Kirby usually requires an amplification to beat bosses that still wouldn't be on the power level of Kars, and Kars still blitzed and held superior haxes. He could remove Kirby's soul and mind from his body with Whitesnake, turn him inside-out with C-Moon, which would one-shot him via it bypassing durability, stop time and barrage him constantly for an hour at infinite to immeasurable speeds, and much more.
Game and Watch: Basically, Kirby was outclassed in too many things that even he couldn't inhale them.
ROB: The winner is Kars.
