"Ordinary people dragged into a life of guns and violence."
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Introduction[]
This is a collab between FNAFpro52 and PowerfullEevee.
Carl: Yazo, did you acidentally turn the camera on?
Yazo: Not that I know of.
Carl: Ok, let me get my things together...
*Suddenly, P,e and S,l walk in*
P,e: So, we're doing-
S,l: There are people already here.
P,e: Huh? Oh, it's the hosts from FNAFpro52's Death Battles.
Carl: Uh, sorry, but I believe that we were scheduled to use this lab.
P,e: According to the paper I got, we were supposed to use this lab.
*Silence fills the room*
Yazo: Aight, I guess we'll do a collab, since we're all already here.
S,l: Great, I already deal with one knucklehead, now I get to deal with three.
Carl: Excuse you, I could outsmart you with my hands tied behind my back, and playing chess at the same time.
S,l: What in the Mary Poppins was that bragging about?
Carl: I'm sorry, do you do calculations about how strong your combatants are?
*Yazo then shoulder tackles Carl and S,L into another room*
Yazo: Alright, wanna do the intro?
P,e: Yeah, sure. Not much else to do.
Yazo: Alright let me turn on the- Nevermind, it was already on. Carl is gonna kill me when he finds out.
P,e: Let's just start. Admit it, slowing down time is a power you've always wanted. But these two bring it to reality. Or, I guess virtual reality in SuperHOT's case.
Yazo: Milkman Karlson. No other introduction needed.
P,e: And SuperHOT, the player from the same game.
Yazo: It's us, Carl, Yazo, P,L, and S,L.
P,e: And it's our job to analyze their armor, weapons, and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle.
Karlson is the Milkman! His milk is delicious in Death Battle![]
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Carl: Milkman Karlson was seemingly your average milkman, until one day he was attacked by robots when going to the store.
Yazo: Wow, what a way to introduce a character. Just straight to the point.
Carl: Shut it, Yazo. Eventually, he gained a definity for murder, both robots and humans.
Yazo: He was then caught by some facility governed by an A.I, and that's where Karlson's story ends, because the full game has yet to release.
Carl: And now we get into arsenal. His slow-motion is an ability that is present in every game that he's in.
Yazo: But then there's the guns, guns, and more guns!
Carl: His first weapon is a pistol with seemingly unlimited ammo, along with a AK-47 with similar properties, but just fires faster.
Yazo: Then there's his AT-48. Clearly not a ripoff of the AK-47. This thing has 20 shots in one mag, and 20 mags. So, your gonna be shooting over 400 bullets with this thing.
Carl: Then there's the shotgun, a gun that can launch Karlson like 40 feet. It has 6 shots in it, with 6 mags. So, about 36 shots before needing to find new mags. (And because I like math, that's about 50 mph, although not Karlson's fastest speed feat).
Yazo: And then there's another version of the pistol, this one just doesn't have unlimited ammo. Oh, and he has 2 of these.
Carl: Then there's his melee weapons, such as a Banana...ok...a knife, and Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir.
Yazo: AHHHHH! I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS FREAKING HAMMER!?!?!?!?!?
Carl: This one is rather weak though, as it can kill a person, and that's about it.
Yazo: Phew. Anyways, there's his best weapon, the katana. This thing is also my favorite. This thing is like if Spider-Man's powers and a katana had a child. It can shoot a grapple things with it's light blue grapple, and even allow Karlson to jump off of robot's head like a Goomba. TD;LR: It's awesome. Oh yeah, and Milk, which can heal him. Almost forgot about that.
Carl: And now we get into feats. With just his katana, he can cut through some metal like material. The reason we don't just say metal, is because bullets pierce metal, and the robots of these materials simply get bounced back, rather then pierced, and then explode after a few more bullets. And Karlson can easily slice through these robots. He can run on walls, which would be Mach 32 and react to lasers. And finally, he can also tank missiles from Willy. This is about 1 ton.
Yazo: But he isn't perfect. He is kinda clumsy, and usually rushes into fights without a plan. And he lacks good close range weapons.
Carl: But Karlson is about to kick a*s and drink milk...and he's all outta milk.
*Karlson starts dancing to Karlson Vibe*
SuperHOT slows down time in Death Battle![]
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P,e Time only moves when you do. This is the main mechanic in SuperHOT. However, time doesn’t stop but moves at a crawl
S,l Hey that lowers the power from a ten to a eight, however in a few rare instances they have been shown to fully stop time
P,e SuperHOT has abilities to last which include-
S,l Hey where’s Z?
P,e Oh she said we don’t pay her enough and she was taking a vacation so I said back to her with what money we don’t pay you at all and she left. But she’ll be back.
S,l Oh well anyway SuperHOT’s abilitie to slow down time isn’t the only abilitie he has as he can also Punch and knock people out with only one punch
P,e We should probably explain there are two different SuperHots to say The Player And The Protagonist each have the ability to control how time flows, but the Protagonist is stronger but only really seen using pistols however The Player is much weaker but much more versatile using a varity of weapons ranging from Pistols to sharp objects.
S,l To name a few they use pistols Shotguns,rifled, to Swords,And Bats. and can use the environment as a weapon, like throwing vases at people or.. Skulls and other things
P,e with the melee weapons like the bat they can block bullets and with the sword they are able to cut right through them. And continuing on that the player also has an ability called HOTswitch Where he looks at someone and switches bodies leaving his old body to turn from black to red while exploding the head.
S,l That’s gruesome but cool sorta
P,e The Player is also capable of lots of other things like Charge a ability similar to HOTswitch but once it happens they charge the nearest enemy and attack with whatever melee weapon is in their hand. And Recall Where they can pull a Thor and bring back the melee weapon, they previously had
S,l They also have the deflect where the player deflects one bullet making all bullets reverse to that of who shot them. And The grenade it’s a grenade, what else would it be?. Now that's a joke, it lets anything the player throw explode on impact.
S,l Anything this guy touches is a weapon in his eyes and we're not even close to being done with him as we haven't even explained the story yet, so hang on tight as we explain the entire story from the beginning to end. … Hey biscuit, you think we took too long making this analysis
P,e Nah probably not
Pre-Death Battle![]
Carl and P,e: Alright, we've run the data through all possibilities, time to end this debate, once and for all.
Yazo and S,I: And right now, it's time for a DEATH BATTLE!
Death Battle![]
Karlson ran, running across the rooftops, slicing the enemies in front of him in half. He jumped, making it across to another building. On the street below, a being known as SuperHOT appeared from no where, and looked up. He saw a shadowy figure jump across. They stared at it for a moment. They passed it off as an Easter Egg, but a message appeared at the corner of their eyesight, acting like an objective. Take out the figure. SuperHOT sighed, and took out a pistol. They fired at the figure. Karlson noticed the bullet, in midair, and spun around. He aimed his own pistol and fired. The two bullets glanced off each other, causing them to miss.
SuperHOT jumped up onto the building, and landed. Karlson fell to the ground, landing next to SuperHOT. The two turned, and aimed their pistol at each other.
FIGHT![]
The two fired, but both of them ducked. SuperHOT tries to punch Karlson, but Karlson intercepted it, and pushed, knocking SuperHOT to the ground. Karlson aimed his gun again, but SuperHOT kicked Karlson backwards. Karlson lands with a backflip, and recovers. SuperHOT tries to dropkick Karlson, but the former catches, spins around, and throws SuperHOT to the roof of another building.
SuperHOT gets back up, and aims his pistol, but Karlson shoots it out of SuperHOT's hands. SuperHOT dodged more bullets from Karlson, before taking out it's rifle. SuperHOT opened fire, Karlson dodged and hid behind some air ventilation. Putting his pistol away, he took out his AT-48. He rolled out of the cover, and opened fire. The two dodged each other's bullet, while keeping the pressure on the other. The two jumped at each other. SuperHOT climbed above Karlson, and kicked the milkman to the ground.
Karlson landed painfully on the ground, but rolled away from SuperHOT firing. SuperHOT landed on the ground. Karlson tried to open fire again, but he had run out of ammo. He put the gun away and took out his shotgun. Karlson aimed it behind himself and fired it, propelling him towards SuperHOT. Karlson slammed into his foe, sending them both flying into a wall.
SuperHOT threw Karlson off. Karlson landed on his feet. SuperHOT began to fire again, but Karlson ducked, and kicked the gun out of SuperHOT's hands. SuperHOT takes out it's Shotgun. The two aim the barrel of their shotguns at the other's barrel. The two fired, and were sent miles away. The two shotguns were trashed. SuperHOT tossed it to the side, while Karlson put it away. SuperHOT took out a railgun, while Karlson took out Thor's Hammer.
SuperHOT fired the railgun, while Karlson threw the hammer at the electromagnetic pulse. The two forces collided with each other, fighting back against the other. Eventually, the two unstoppable forces stop their duel, and destroy the entire city block. Before the explosion happened, SuperHOT ducked into a building. The building was partially destroyed, but SuperHOT was unharmed. SuperHOT walked out and looked around. No signs of Karlson were seen. Suddenly, several knives were seen being thrown at SuperHOT. SuperHOT took out a golf club, and swung, knocking all of the knives out of the air. Suddenly, a yellow object whizzed past, too fast for SuperHOT to see, zooming right through the golf club. SuperHOT looked down to see a banana. SuperHOT stepped on it.
Meanwhile, on the rooftop, Karlson unsheathed his Ultimate-Grapling-Katana-Gun-Thing, yes that is indeed what it's called, also known as his katana. Karlson grappled to another building, and swung down. SuperHOT saw this attack, and unsheathed it's own katana. The two blades bounced off each other. Karlson released the grapple, and swung the sword again, only to be blocked, once again. Time slowed to a crawl, and continued through the rest of the fight.
Karlson landed on the ground, and dodged a slash from SuperHOT. Karlson did a Sword Flip, which was parried by SuperHOT. The two blades clashed several times, parried several times. Eventually, Karlson went for the fake out, which SuperHOT fell for. SuperHOT swung the sword, but Karlson spun around and slashed at SuperHOT's chest, leaving a large bleeding cut across SuperHOT's chest. SuperHOT fell to it's knees.
Karlson put the sword away and began to walk away. He stopped about 10 feet ever. SuperHOT clutched it's wound, and began to crawl to Karlson. Karlson reached into his pocked and pulled out his pistol. He aimed it behind himself, and fired it into SuperHOT's head. SuperHOT fell to the ground and died. Time resumed as normal.
SuperHOT was now SuperDEAD.
K.O!!!
Karlson grappled away back on top of the building.
Results[]
S,I: Holy crap. That was pretty cool.
Carl: Alright, let's analyze this.
Yazo: Karlson kinda stomped in every way.
P,e: SuperHOT was strong, being able to destroy someone's head, and being able to dodge bullets.
Carl: But Karlson could destroy metal, go Mach 32, and tank 111 tons.
Yazo: Plus, Karlson could heal himself with milk.
S,l: Plus, Karlson was much smarter, being able to outsmart a robot with an advanced targeting system that's essentially a walking nuke.
P,e: Also, Karlson had a much better arsenal then SuperHOT, with advanced weaponry.
Carl and P,e: So, in the end, Karlson was stronger, faster, more durable, smarter, and had the better arsenal.
Yazo and S,l: Looks like Karlson is too HOT for his foe to handle!
Carl and P,e: The winner is Karlson.
Soundtrack Concept[]
Trivia[]
Connections: Seemingly normal people (Karlson being a Milkman and SuperHOT being a normal player) that gets dragged into strange events (Karlson being attacked by robots, and SuperHOT being told by their friend to play the game). Both have different versions of their games (Milkman Karlson, Karlson 2D, and Karlson, and the VR and non-VR for SuperHOT). Both were eventually captured by an AI (Karlson being kidnapped by some facility, seemingly being the AI that talks to him, and the virus that captured SuperHOT). Both have different types of weapons, ranging from guns to sharp blades, and both can slow down time.