Karen Vs T-X is a What-If? Death Battle between Karen from Spongebob, and the T-X from Terminator 3.
Description[]
Two robots with female programming are brought in to see which is the meaner, stronger, and smarter one, and which can destroy the other?
Intro[]
Skel: Robots are normally made to help, in one way or another, be it good or bad.
Skunk: The bad ones usually are pretty strong, and with the two here, not only are they strong, but they are certainly better than most machines today.
Skel: Karen, Plankton's Computer Wife.
Skunk: And the T-X, Liquid Metal Covered Terminatrix.
Skel: He's Skunk and I'm Skel!
Skunk: And it's our job to research their weapons, armour and skills to find out who would win, a Death Battle!
Karen Analyses The Formula To Success In Death Battle![]
Skunk: When you want to marry, perhaps you should look for an organic being instead of a robot.
Skel: Yeah, because organic normally means you can have kids, you can have lots of fun, and even some-
Skunk: Don't say it...
Skel: Ok, fine.
Skunk: Anyways, this isn't the case for Sheldon J. Plankton.
Skel: Sheldon?! Hahaha! His first name is Sheldon?!?
Skunk: Yes, is it really that funny? It is a normal name.
Skel: Sorry, it is just such a dumb name for an evil scientist, like, who the heck would fear the name "Sheldon"?
Skunk: Maybe when he is inside a massive robot?
Skel: Well, we aren't here to talk about Plankton, we are here to talk about his computer wife, Karen.
Skunk: Yes, let's get to it. Ahem, Karen is obviously, as we said, Plankton's wife, but on the surface, she seems basic and a nagging wife, she is far more than that.
Skel: With all the constant bickering and arguing between Karen and Plankton, you'd wonder how Plankton or Karen stay together, but honestly, it is kinda cute really.
Skunk: That aside, besides when they are arguing, they do show care for each other, and Plankton himself even made some special modifications to Karen, for reasons unknown to us, but I'm sure people will comment below why.
Skel: Yeah, but let's get to Karen herself!
Karen's CPU & Programming[]
- Connected to the Chum Bucket
- Should be equally smart, possibly smarter than Plankton
- She has shown various times to have made Plankton's plans better than he made them originally
- She made giant robots for Plankton
- She claims she is the fastest computer alive
- Can recharge herself with jellyfish
- This likely means she can also recharge herself with any other electricity
- She can mind control others wearing Chum Bucket helmets
Skunk: A few notable things about her CPU is she herself claims she is the fastest computer alive, which possibly is true, considering she is able to help power a time machine.
Skel: She also is connected to the Chum Bucket building and Chum Bucket helmets, that allow her to mind control those wearing them, which is pretty neat honestly.
Skunk: She has shown off she is equally as smart as Plankton, after all, she was made by him, so there is no reason to think she isn't smart too, especially since she has improved the plans of Plankton's various times, while this still results in failure, it shows she can be just as smart as Plankton.
Skel: She isn't only smart, she has some weapons and tools inside her!
Karen's Arsenal & Gadgets[]
- Laser Ray
- Energy Projected Items
- Camera
- Turrets inside her to defend against viruses
- Hologram Projector
Skunk: She has a laser ray in her, which can shoot really powerful laser blasts, able to destroy a cruise ship with a few blasts, which is nuts for a laser!
Skel: She can use a hologram projector to, well, project holograms, she has a strange but cool ability where she can make energy weapons like pans, rolling pins and even massive metal fists!
Skunk: She does have some more mundane stuff like a camera in her, but that's not really that useful in combat.
Skel: Honestly she doesn't need more weapons, considering what she has done!
Karen's Feats[]
- Threw a boat with total ease
- Ripped the front of the Krusty Krab off with just her hands
- Lifted an arcade machine and threw it without effort
- Can toss Plankton around and out the Chum Bucket (Though, that's not hard considering it is Plankton)
- Can keep up with Spongebob and Mr Krabs
- One-shot Karen 2.0 a supposedly superior model
- When she started to fight Plankton/Beat him up, the Chum Bucket started to jump up and down
- Should Compare to her husband, Plankton
- Plankton survived an atom exploding point-blank with no damage done to him
- Smart enough to make a time-machine travel through time
Skunk: Even considering she is a computer, she has a beyond impressive amount of strength, as she was able to throw a boat with ease, lift and arcade machine without strain, and even rip the front of the Krusty Krab off with only her hands.
Skel: She one-shot Karen 2.0, who was meant to be superior to her, she was even able to make the whole Chum Bucket start to jump around when she started to attack Plankton!
Skunk: She is able to keep up with Spongebob and Mr Krabs, which to be honest, is more impressive than it sounds, considering Spongebob should compare to his friend Patrick, who ran to the sun and back within seconds!
Skel: And like we mentioned before, her laser ray could destroy a cruise ship, which is pretty powerful for a laser honestly. She is like, the perfect machine.
Skunk: Not so fast, as Karen may be smart and strong, but she is still not flawless.
Karen's Flaws[]
- May get shorted out if she gets overly emotional
- Can be shut off in her wall-form by unplugging her
- Gets really angry if she is insulted
- This happened when Plankton called her screen-saver "fat"
Skel: Ok, yeah, she has got some issues with anger and overall her emotions, especially around Plankton.
Skunk: That's no secret, as she has shorted out after she get too happy, she got really mad when Plankton called her screen-saver fat, and she overall can freak out easily.
Skel: She also is really vulnerable in her wall-form, as she can't move and she can be unplugged.
Skunk: Karen may be a computer wife who nags to her husband a lot, but deep down, she cares, and when push comes to shove, she will always support him, no matter how awful he is.
Karen: You know what, no-one, talks to me like that. Get out!
T-X Blasts Death Battle To Bits![]
Skunk: When you consider how fast robots learn, you'll likely wonder if we should have them around, what if they take over?
Skel: Well buckle up boys and girls, we are gonna be talking about that right now.
Skunk: Terminators have come to stop the resistance against them, they will forever be sending more and more to do so, but no matter how many they send, it'll never change the result.
Skel: That's because we always have Arnold Schwarzenegger to protect our heroes!
T-850: I'm back.
Skunk: Yeah, and he has stopped many different Terminators from killing the resistance leaders, including the T-X.
T-X is shown blasting a truck.
Skel: One of the more badass Terminators, and the only one who takes on a female appearance may I add.
Skunk: Despite this, the T-X was a machine to not be messed with, for very good reason.
Skel: One main reason was it's main purpose was to terminate other Terminators, like the T-850.
Skunk: Which meant only 1 thing was able to be done. Run away.
Skel: Which is less badass than fighting it, but whatever, as it is fairly advanced.
T-X's Body & Programming[]
- Metal Endo-Skeleton is covered with Liquid Metal
- This allows them to recover from damage easily, as well as protect the inner skeleton a bit
- This also lets them change their appearance and body shape
- Can scan things and learn fast
- Shown to be able to twist their body unnaturally
Skunk: It can scan people and other machines to learn about them, helping with combating them easier.
Skel: The metal skeleton is covered with some Liquid Metal, which can allow them to change their appearance to blend in, or trick others.
Skunk: It has the strange ability that lets them move their body in unnatural ways, turning their head 360 degrees, rotating their limbs, and more.
Skel: It is really creepy, honestly, I don't like it one bit.
Skunk: It also has some weapons inside itself, some that can be very damaging.
T-X's Weapons[]
- Plasma Cannon
- Disable other robots by overloading them
- Able to vaporize the liquid terminators
- Circular Saw
- Can slice through strong metals
- Flamethrower
- Can reach up to 40 yards, but acts as any flamethrower
- Nano-Bots
Skel: It has things like a plasma blaster, which not only causes big explosions, but can also disable other machines, even vaporize liquids!
Skunk: It contains also a flamethrower that can reach 40 yards, and they also can use Nano-Bots to infect other machines by inserting them into the machines.
Skel: This monster of a machine really has too much power, I mean, the weapons are crazy!
Skunk: Not just weapons, it also has pretty powerful physicality
T-X's Feats[]
- Survived being in a truck when it exploded
- Got crushed by a helicopter but could still function
- Though, they lost their liquid and legs
- Can beat the T-850 and T-1002
- Can drive multiple vehicles by hacking them
- Can hack other Terminators easily
- Survived a missile blast and was fine
- Escape a particle accelerator
Skel: It has beaten other Terminators like the T-1002 and T-850, and it is able to hack them easily, with zero problems.
Skunk: It has survived a missile hitting it directly, and a truck explosion with them in the truck, only to come back without a scratch.
Skel: It has done mad stuff, like I don't wanna run into this in a dark hall, or, anywhere really.
Skunk: The machine was made to terminate Terminators, but even with that specific design, it still failed.
T-X's Flaws[]
- Was still beaten in the end by the T-850
- Their weapons can be damaged, forcing them to change their weapon
- Not very discrete at times
- Nano-Bots can only affect functions of machines, not the CPU
- Nano-Bots also have to be manually inserted, which requires the T-X to be able to make contact with the machine
- Magnets can attract them
- Intense heat can make them malfunction
- Enough damage will eventually cause damage
- A strong enough impact, such as an explosion or something crashing into them, can cause the liquid metal to no longer work
Skel: Ok, that's true I guess, it can be defeated with enough damage, and strong enough hits can cause the liquid to stop, not to mention heat can cause it to malfunction.
Skunk: The Nano-Bots also don't affect the CPU, but only the functions, which means they can be fought off if what is infected is able to resist and reboot itself.
Skel: Honestly this thing is strong, but in the end it was still beaten by what it was meant to be able to beat, proving even the perfect creation isn't perfect.
T-X is shown getting blown up in a truck.
Intermission[]
Skunk: Alright the combatants are set, let's end this debate once and for all.
Skel: It's time for a Death Battle!!!
Fight[]
Location: Cinema
Karen and Plankton are both shown in a cinema, watching a romantic movie. Karen turns her head to look at Plankton.
Karen: I'm so glad you've finally let that formula go for at least one week so we can spend time together, that means a lot to me.
Plankton: Anything for you my loving wife.
Screams are then heard, and everyone looks around, confused. Karen and Plankton look at each other, then a loud crash happens. T-X smashed through the wall. The T-X looks over and sees a target behind Karen and Plankton. T-X then shoots their plasma cannon at the target, but it narrowly misses both Karen and the target.
Karen: Did you just try to shoot me?! That's it, You're going down! Nobody is going to mess up my date with Plankton! Honey stand back, I'm gonna deal with this myself!
Plankton: Whatever you say honey, just don't get hurt.
Karen slams her fists together, as the T-X stares down the computer.
Fight!
Karen rolls over and spins her arms around rapidly, hitting the T-X, sending them flying into the wall. T-X just gets up and aims. Karen rushes forward, as T-X shoots, but Karen is able to evade the shots and reach T-X. Karen then lifts the T-X up and tosses them into a row of chairs. T-X gets up and switches to flamethrower. Karen hops a little in shock, and ducks as the flames almost hit her head. Karen grabs a chair and tosses it at the T-X, hitting it again, but they simply get back up.
Karen: You ruined my day with my husband, now you're gonna pay!
T-X is shown analyzing Karen, but Karen shoots her laser above T-X, causing rubble to fall on it. T-X then gets out of it and shoots her plasma cannon at Karen, sending her flying out the cinema, onto the street outside.
Karen: Oh my processor... that hurt...
Karen gets up, and the T-X comes out the hole in the building. T-X charges up their plasma cannon, then shoots. Karen makes an energy fist and blocks the blast, as it pushes her back, but she then grabs a table and tosses it, which gets blown up by T-X.
Karen: You stupid robot!
Karen gets blasted by hot flames, and she screams. As the flames clear, she is nowhere to be seen. Karen then taps T-X's shoulder, and as it turns, she uppercuts them hard, sending T-X into the sky. Karen then shoots her laser, directly hitting T-X, causing a large explosion.
Karen: That sorted that out.
T-X's body falls down, but as it gets up, the liquid metal goes back on it, and it gives Karen a blank stare. Karen's screen shows her mad, and she rushes towards the T-X. T-X attempts to use their flamethrower, but Karen grabs their arm and tosses them into a car, which then explodes. T-X gets up, and tries to use the flamethrower again, but it is broken. Karen uses her laser again, but T-X is able to shoot their plasma cannon to block it, causing a shockwave. T-X lifts a car and tosses it, Karen attempts to stop it, but she gets hit and the car explodes. T-X walks up the the wreckage, and scans. They detect Karen is still functioning, but is too slow to blast the wreckage, as Karen uses an energy pitchfork to impale the T-X. She rolls out the wreckage, screen slightly cracked.
Karen: Nobody gets away with trying to break me.
Karen then tosses T-X onto a roof. Karen gets up the building, and the T-X has some of the liquid metal gone. Karen grabs a vent off the roof, and rips it from place. She then tosses it, as the T-X attempts to block it. T-X gets badly damaged by this, showing her endo-skeleton is more exposed. It lunges forward and tackles Karen off the building, with a loud impact. Karen is shown getting up, with many cracks on her screen and some wires hanging out. T-X gets up and looks at their plasma cannon, broken. T-X changes to their circular saw, and Karen makes an energy fist.
Karen: I'm sick of this, you're done for!
Both charge, and hit each other. One of Karen's arms comes off, while T-X's arm also comes off. Both of them, are on opposite sides of the street.
Karen: Come on, do your worst.
T-X slowly walks over, but then there is a scream beneath T-X. Karen and T-X look down, and see Plankton under T-X's foot. Karen's screen shows a shocked face, but then her screen shows flames of rage.
Karen: You stepped on Plankton! You little! That's it, you're done for!
Karen charges and starts to beat down T-X, slamming her fists into them. T-X is unable to fight back, and when it tries to cut Karen, she catches their arm and snaps it off. Karen sticks the arm through T-X's torso, making it screech. Karen lifts the T-X by a leg, and slams it into the ground multiple times, making it damaged more and more. A leg comes off the T-X, and Karen then tosses it into the air.
Karen: See ya never, ya pile of scrap!
Karen then shoots her laser again, and directly hits T-X. T-X's head falls down, and Karen picks it up, then she crushes it in her hand. Karen then picks up Plankton and carries him, as she walks to the docks to return to the Bikini Bottom with him.
Karen: Come on Honey, let's go back to the Chum Bucket and have dinner.
K,O!
Conclusion[]
Skel: Yes! That was awesome!
Skunk: While the T-X was a very powerful machine, it has never ever shown the type of power Karen is capable of, like when she was able to rip the front of the Krusty Krab off with ease, and toss boats around like they are teddy bears.
Skel: Karen also held the speed and durability advantage, as she could compare to Plankton and other residence of Bikini Bottom, some of which can run to the sun and back in seconds, and let's not forget Plankton surviving that atom blowing up right in front of him.
Skunk: They both certainly were equal in having a similar amount of weapons and their systems were very strong, Karen's weapons were actually better considering just how strong they actually were, and how useful they were too.
Skel: While T-X had a flamethrower and Plasma Cannon, those are powerful and could cause harm to Karen, not to mention the Nano-Bots, the problem for the T-X was, it has to be able to hit Karen, and with the power and speed Karen had, T-X wouldn't really be able to make easy contact with her, and even if they did, Karen's superior strength and close combat advantage with things like her energy projected weapons were able to beat T-X to the punch.
Skunk: While T-X was made to destroy other Terminators, Karen is far more powerful than a Terminator. In the very end, T-X held equal weaponry and had the power to put down Karen, she was out-done by Karen's Power, Durability, Speed and Strength.
Skel: Seems like Karen just T-eXterminated in this battle!
Skunk: The winner is Karen Plankton!