Interlude[]
It’s the battle of the Amazons of Dragon Ball and DC respectively. Will Kale crush Wonder Woman in combat? Or will Wonder Woman slice through Kale?
Interlude[]
Nero: Amazons are insanely strong women and today we are having some of the strongest women fight to the death. A literal Amazon vs a figurative Amazon. Who will win this battle of legendary women?
Phoenix: Like Wonder Woman the hero of love of the Justice League.
Gerona: And Kale the submissive Super Saiyan Berserker.
Phoenix: I am Feenie and this is Nero and Gerona and we are all friends.
Nero: PHOENIX DON'T FUCK THIS UP!!
Phoenix: Fine. I'm Feenie Wright and this is Nero and Gerona and together we analyze the fighters, skills, weapons, sources, abilities, feats, and battlefield strategy to see who would win a Death Battle.
Kale[]
N: Universe 6 has Saiyans as well: such as the pure Cabba, the ungodly annoying Caulifla, and the subject of today's Death Battle Kale.
P: Ever since Kale was small she followed Caulifla who she saw as a Sister. Together they ran a Saiyan Gang and stole from the King of Sadala. They lived a good life full of wealth and stolen goods.
G: Kale met Cabba who recruited her and Caulfila to fight in the Tournament of Power. Cabba tried to teach Kale to be a Super Saiyan, but she got jealous of Cabba hanging out too much with Cabba so she went Super Saiyan Berserk a form similar to Broly and nearly killed everyone.
P: Luckily Caulifla, calmed Kale down enough to join the Tournament, where she proceeded to rampage and nearly eliminate a lot of people. In the end she fused with Caulifla to fight Goku and got eliminated after putting up a really good fight.
G: Upon resurrection Kale agreed to join Caulifla and Cabba to train to reach Super Saiyan 3. When will they be happy with what they have?
N: Kale knows a few techniques such as the Gigantic Impact where Kale charges a green sphere and throws it which explodes at her foe, Trap Shooter where Kale fires a few green orbs at foes, Seismic Power makes the Earth shake, and Resist Fire where Kale shoots a massive laser beam
P: Kale has 2 forms Super Saiyan Berserk which grants immersive power that makes Kale nearly lose her mind and can defeat a SSB Goku's kamehameha. It grants physical strength and speed. Super Saiyan Berserk Controlled is a form where she controls Berserk and is like Super Saiyan 2.
N: Kale is strong: she is able to eliminate a lot of Pride troopers with Caulfila, took out Methiop, lift Autta Magetta, is stronger than Cabba and Caulifla, damaged Goku, restrained Super Saiyan God Goku, walked through a Super Saiyan Blue kamehameha, is faster then light, and survived a restrained Jiren blast
G: But Kale is also not the brightest tool in the shed, Berserk takes a lot of energy from her leaving her helpless, has a weird relationship with Caulifla, and is painfully shy.
N: Just don't make her mad.
(Kale walks through Kamehameha)
Wonder Woman[]
N: Wonder Woman was born to a race of Amazons an island with only super powered women. They trained, made weapons, and were awesome.
P: Young Diana's life would change forever when a fighter pilot landed on the Island. Steve Trevor crash landed there, and despite the Amazons objections, Diana wanted to befriend the pilot and ended up running off with him fighting Germans along the way.
G: Diana Prince went to the mortal realm and had to fit in, so she took the secret identity Diana Prince. But she found that the normal man did not have the same powers Wonder Woman had, so she had to fit in.
N: Eventually Diana took the name Wonder Woman and was discovered by Batman, who informed her that there were others who had superhuman powers. Wonder Woman joined the Justice League and is one of the most famous and influencal members.
P: Wonder Woman worked alongside Batman, Superman, Martian Manhunter, and the Flash to protect the world from the devastation of world ending villains. Wonder Woman is loyal to her friends and her crew and will fight alongside them to the end: even against crazy world ending threats like Darkseid.
N: Wonder Woman has the Lasso of Truth which allows her to restrain her opponents and forces them to answer truthfully or restrain them, the Bracelets of Submission which allows her to deflect any projectile as well as granting her Zeus' lightning abilities, Aegis shield to protect her entire body, summon weapons, Sword of Athena a holy weapon that could slice through anything, golden armor to face gods, Invisible objects like jet, Black Lantern ring which allows for black energy manipulation, control darkness, and regenerate limbs, and lethally the Qwardian ring which gives her yellow energy manipulation, time travel, force fields, intangibility, create fear, invisibility, and create black holes and dark holes
P: Wonder Woman also has access to the Godwave which shrouds her with god aura and ups her abilities, it grants great power but makes her mentally unstable and dangerous.
G: Wonder Woman is one of the strongest heroes: she can go toe to toe with Superman and damage him, damage and cut through Doomsday, as well as holding her own against Darkseid some of the times, her Bracelets of Submission could reflect omega beams, damaged the Darkest Knight and falcon punched him through time, is faster then Super Girl and Cheetah, flies and fights the speed of light, comparable to Superman, moved through time, took blows from Superman, Doomsday, Darkseid, took God of Strength's Superman laser beams, and is incredibly intelligent.
N: Wonder Woman has some weaknesses: the Godwave makes her dangerous, has some degree of weakness to blades and sharp objects, and is loyal to a fault as she joined evil Superman
P: But Wonder Woman is an amazing hero and will save the world
(Wonder Woman fights Super Man)
The Fight[]
Kale wonders across the Artic shivering, she wonders where Sis and Cabba are. Suddenly a figure lands behind her. She turns and sees a lady dressed with the United States aesthetic.
"You're not from around here aren't you," Wonder Woman said, "Sorry but I'll have to take you out."
"I-I don't know you," Kale said shyly, "I-I don't want to fight."
Wonder Woman flies at Kale who meekly gets in a boxing stance. FIGHT!
Wonder Woman attempts to punch Kale, the meek Saiyan blocks the blow and makes a punch of her own. It hits Wonder Woman and does very little. The two seperate and leap back.