DESCRIPTION[]
Teenagers. Full of angst, hormones and imagining what being an adult is like. But these two? Instead of hormones, try internal beasts that can overpower our combatants.
INTRO[]
Wiz: When you reach your teenage years, you become older, wiser, stronger and--
Boomstick: And so whiny! But when you grow out of it, you can be a brave hero.
Wiz: K.O., an employee at Gar's Hero Store, and a hero to the Lakewood Plaza Turbo.
Boomstick: And Naruto Uzumaki, the Ninja warrior of the Hidden Leaf and the bearer of the Nine-Tailed Fox.
Wiz: For this battle,
we will use all of their powers, so T.K.O., Ultimate K.O., and all their other powers are counted.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick! It's our job to check out their weapons armor and skills to figure out who would win a DEATH BATTLE!!!
NARUTO IS RETURNING TO DEATH BATTLE, BELIEVE IT![]
Wiz: In the Village of the Hidden Leaf, ninja are trained to fight evil villains, protect the innocent and become symbols
of peace.
Boomstick: Then all hell broke loose when a giant nine-tailed fox attacked the village. All those ninja decided to instead of banishing the bitch to another universe, they put it in a kid.
Wiz: This was Naruto Uzumaki. He was born on the night the beast was beaten. The Third Hokage banished the beast into the son of Kushina Uzumaki, and was hidden into the a safe house outside the village.
Boomstick: But then a baddy named Tobi showed up and tried to release the Nine-Tailed Fox again.
Wiz: Then Naruto's godfather sealed the monster into Naruto's body, so the child would defeat Tobi in the future. The godfather sacrificed his soul and took half the beast's chakria and put the rest into the boy. 12 years later, Naruto would become a stubborn, arrogant and most powerful ninja of the Hidden Leaf.
Boomstick: But let's talk about the best part of being a ninja: The badass powers. Naruto is the reincarnation of Asura Uzumaki (The founder of the Uzumaki clan) and this INSTANTLY MAKES HIM THE STRONGEST NINJA YET. And we haven't even touched on Ninjutsu yet.
Wiz: Naruto's Ninjutsu techniques are amazing and have proven useful such as:
- Shadow Clone technique: Duplication of the user.
- Transformation technique: This allows the user to turn into anything from a puddle to a... naked woman...
- Summoning: Ninja have the ability to summon tracker wolves, giant toads or a turtle.
- Rasengan: A ball of chakra used to create explosions, as a long distance weapon.
Naruto also knows Tijutsu techniques such as:
- Shinobi Kumite: A ninja combat art.
- Frog Kumite: A form of manipulating Nature Chakra (Chakra that is everywhere. Not the Chakra in your body.) for close attacks.
Not to mention other Jutsus, shuch as:
But when he needs more power, he goes in Sage Mode. In this mode, he combines the Chakira with the area with his own Chakira. In this mode, he is stronger, faster, more durable and has better reflexes. In short, he can increase his Chakira. Boomstick: But fuck that shit, because Naruto has a final weapon: Kurama, the Nine Tailed Fox. This is a being made completely out of Chakra, only to fight Madara, the deadliest villian in the Naruto Universe.
Wiz: This Nine Tailed Fox is not only made completely from Chakra, but Kurama's Chakra reserve is immesurable! This can sense negative energy and natural energy and other techniques:
- Nine-Tail Chakra Mode: Naruto gains all the power of Kurama, but doesn't transform into the beast.
- Tailed Beast Bomb: A giant explosion that Naruto can create, that is extremely destructive.
- Tailed Beast Chakra Arms: Naruto can make giant arms out of Chakra.
- Tailed Beast Shockwave: A giant roar.
- Tailed Beast Telepathy: This allows him to talk to other beings like himself.
- Tailed Beast Twister: A twister made from Kurama's Tails twisting.
- Tailed Beast Beam: This is a gigantic laser beam that can focus on a narrow area.
- And he can use Fire and Wind Style Jutsu.
Boomstick: And that ain't the crazy shit. He survived an explosion on the Moon worth 480,000,000,000 MEGATONS, outran the Fourth Raikage (WHO IS FASTER THAN LIGHTNING!!!), fought off Shin Unchiha while standing in the exact same spot, stopped a train with his bare hand and survived getting stabbed by
NARUTO'S FIRST SHADOW CLONE JUTSU-English dub
Sasuke's sword!
Wiz: That's pretty accurate Boomstick. But he does possess a few weaknesses. Naruto is headstrong and stubborn. Not to mention his Chakra is limited.
Boomstick: Hey Wiz, watch this! Transformation Jutsu!!
Wiz: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Boomstick (As a mangled female version): WiZ, HeLp Me!1!1!
K.O. WILL FIGHT TILL THE END OF DEATH BATTLE[]
Wiz: In the not so distant future of 201X, heroes and villians are of the everyday normal.
Boomstick: But if you're Carol Kincaid, you got another thing coming.
Wiz: Carol Kincade is the mother of Kiao Kincaid, known to others as K.O.
Boomstick: Wait, his name is K.O., but his real name is Kiao?
Wiz: Yes, I know. It sounds like--
Boomstick: KIAO KEN. TIMES TWENTY!!
Wiz: AHH!
Boomstick: Get up! That's two fer squealing. Anyway, if there was one thing that K.O. loved more than anything, it was heroes.
Wiz: Heroes in this world have amazing power and a consistant power level system. But the best place to get their equipment was Lakewood Plaza Turbo, run by K.O.'s personal hero, Mr. Gar.
Boomstick: I swear I thought that was his dad.
Wiz: So did everyone when this show started out.
Boomstick: Gar's Bodaga was K.O.'s favorite places in the world. But afer getting his ass kicked by a robot, he got a job at the Bodaga, cause he found somethin' special in K.O. Probably his mom. I mean, why not? Then after that, K.O. trained at that store and became the most badass hero on earth.
Wiz: Exactly. But along the way, he developed... a problem.
Boomstick: He's got a split personality!
Wiz: Well, you're not wrong. K.O. was just raised in an overly kind way and never had to accept his anger. This became a sort of negative K.O., known as Turbo K.O. or T.K.O. for short.
Boomstick: Well that makes sense.
Wiz: Wait, you're agreeing with me? That's new.
Boomstick: Yeah, all T.K.O. means is that I can do this.
Wiz: Augh!
Boomstick: Get up! That's another two for squealing.
Wiz: T.K.O. has savage strength, speed and agility.
Boomstick: With this power, he sliced a robot in the blink of an eye and punched Rad, his best bud, into ORBIT!
Wiz: A feat which given Rad's height and weight, this would take around 23 megatons of TNT. When he was turned into Metal K.O., he almost defeated Sonic the Hedgehog, who (was in base form at the time) at top speed can go to hyper speed (Mach 5 to Mach 10). But if this is what K.O. in base form can do, it is plausable that he can go above Mach 10.
Boomstick: He can harness both his own and T.K.O.'s power to make him about twice as strong! That's what he used to beat Boxman Jr.! And he beat him when EVERYONE ELSE GOT BEATEN UP!
Wiz: This includes Mr. Gar, who literally punched a person around the entire planet! And K.O. has even been shown to be at a level 100, which in this world, is considered to be near GOD LEVEL POWER!!!
Boomstick: What if his power...
Wiz: Don't even think about it.
Boomstick: WAS OVER 9,000?!
Wiz: Other feats include:
Defeating Rad and Enid in their Turbo modes (while as T.K.O.).
Absorbing all the Glorb energy in the world.
And as P.K.O., he created enough energy to turn Lakewood Plaza Turbo into a giant robot!
Boomstick: How the hell does that work?
Wiz: I have no idea.
Sonic vs Metal Ko (Ok Ko Crossover)
PRE-BATTLE[]
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set and we've run the data through all possibilities.
Boomstick: But first, let's talk about the next big battle coming up.
Wiz: This is one of our biggest battle royales of all time.
Boomstick: Capcom. Protagonist. Battle Royale.
Wiz: Resident Evil, Mega Man, Devil May Cry you name it. Our first 9 person battle royale ever.
Boomstick: Get ready for 9 circles of a bitchin' battle royale.
Wiz: If you want to see it for yourself, click here: Capcom Protagonist Battle Royale.
Boomstick: But first: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!
DEATH BATTLE[]
(Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi and Sasuke walk into the parking lot of Lakewood Plaza Turbo and watch as other heroes walk in and out.)
Sakura: Whoa. What is this place?
Kakashi: A place for heroes to buy equipment for their training I suppose.
(He sees Obi-Wan a few stores over.)
Excuse me everyone. I have some business to attend to.
Sasuke: I'm going into that place.
(Points to Gar's Bodega.)
Sakura: I'll come with you.
Naruto: WHAT?! YOU GUYS ARE JUST LEAVING? WHAT THE--
(Sees Mega Jethro approaching the Bodega.)
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW YOU GUYS. I'LL GO FIGHT A GIANT ROBOT OVER THERE!!!
(He runs up to Mega Jethro.)
Naruto: HEY YOU!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH?!
Mega Jethro: I AM MEGA JETHRO.
Naruto: WELL, I'M NARUTO UZUMAKI! OF THE UZUMAKI CLAN OF THE VILLAGE OF THE HIDDEN LEAF! GET READY FOR AN BUTT KICKING!!!
K.O.: POWER... FIST!!!
(K.O. jumps over Naruto and punches Mega Jethro, obliterating the robot. Naruto stares in anger.)
Naruto: HEY!
(K.O. turns around.)
Naruto: That was my robot!
K.O.: Oh, sorry. Next robot is yours. Bye!
(Before K.O. can run by Naruto, he is tripped by Naruto's foot.)
Naruto: Not so fast, jerkface.
(K.O. jumps up and is about to ask why Naruto tripped him. Naruto pulls out a knife, but K.O. dodges the blade and punches Naruto in the face.)
K.O.: Bring it on!
FIGHT!
(Naruto's hands form the Shadow Clone jutsu.)
Naruto: Shadow Clone Jutsu!
(A large cloud of smoke appears revealing fifty or more shadow clones of Naruto. K.O. smiles, and when one goes to take him down, K.O. dodges and regains his footing.)
K.O.: POWER..... FIST!!!
(Punching the Naruto clone, the clone, "explodes.")
Naruto and Naruto clones: What the-- Holy... Did he just...?
BROWN-HAIRED BASTARD!!!
(K.O. throws another Power Boost and another. Most of them hit the Shadow Clones, causing them to explode.)
Naruto: Okay, new plan. Transformation Jutsu!
(A giant cloud of smoke covers the remaining clones and turns them into naked women.)
Naruto and Clones: What do you think of us now?
K.O.: Geez, put on some clothes for goodness' sakes!
Naruto Clones: You don't think we're pretty?
K.O.: I'm thirteen. Plus, I already have a girlfriend. Kinda. Now, where was I? OH YEAH!
(He runs up to the Naruto clones and punches another one with another Power Boost. The Naruto clones change back to normal.)
Naruto: Damn it. That usually works. Maybe this will! Summoning Jutsu!
(Naruto and all the clones create giant toads that wrap K.O. in their tongues.)
K.O.: UUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW THIS!! I'M TAKING OVER!!!
Naruto and Naruto Clones: What is going on?!
(K.O. turns into T.K.O.)
T.K.O.: Bring it on, Blondie.
(T.K.O. lifts his fist into the air and smashes it into the ground, destroying the Shadow Clones. Naruto crashes into Boxman's factory, who realizes he needs more power to overpower T.K.O.)
Naruto: Jensutsu!
(His eye's pupils slit and the iris turn yellow. The skin around his eyes turn orange as he goes into Sage Mode.)
Naruto: Try that again?
T.K.O. (Smiling): Sure...
(T.K.O. and Naruto launch each other at top speed. They clash into each other, creating a giantic blast and destroying the road underneath, seperating Lakewood Plaza Turbo and Boxman's factory. The shockwave shatters every window, the two fighters gaining attention from Sasuke and Sakura. Speaking of which, they both happen to exit the Bogeda after the windows shattered.)
Sakura: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
Sasuke: I don't know. But this looks bad.
(The sign of the Bodega falls and almost crushes Sakura and Sasuke, if not for Kakashi saving their lives by grabbing them and running away from the battle.)
Sakura: Wait! Go back! Kakashi Sensei! We have to help Naruto!
Kakashi: We can't. Naruto must fight this by himself.
Sakura: Please! No! We have to help him!
Kakashi (In thought): Win Naruto. I trust you.
(Naruto kicks T.K.O. in the face and creates wolves that attack T.K.O. He shrugs them off and before T.K.O. punches Naruto, he is kicked in the back and crashes into the Bodega. More furious than ever, T.K.O. starts throwing more punches and Power Fists while Naruto counter-attacks with ninja daggers and Chakira Blasts.)
T.K.O.: GIVE UP!!! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!!!
Naruto: I doubt that.
(Naruto uses a larger chakira blast that causes T.K.O. to crash into the Bodega. Pulling himself out of the wreckage, T.K.O. hears K.O. in his head.)
K.O.: T.K.O.! Please let me help!
T.K.O.: NO! You'll just get in my way...
K.O.: No. We'll be working together.
T.K.O.: Smart.
(The two combine in mind to form their ultimate form. His eyes turn yellow and a blue headband wraps around his head.)
P.K.O.: Let's work together now.
(P.K.O. turns around to see Naruto, ten feet away and very, very pissed off.)
Naruto: I doubt you're gonna win this fight.
P.K.O.: Believe it.
(P.K.O. punches Naruto in the face. Throwing a ninja dagger, Naruto turns into a piece of wood. Not understanding what happened, P.K.O. stands in confusion as the fake Naruto's dagger turns into the real Naruto.)
Naruto: To be a strong fighter, you must carefully plan your strategy. Well, that's what Sensi said.
Kakashi (In thought.): Be careful Naruto.
(He goes into Nine-Tail Chakra Mode.)
P.K.O.: What are you?
Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki, of the Uzumaki clan. And I will be the greatest Hokage ever!
(P.K.O. smiles.)
P.K.O.: Let's put that to the test.
(Naruto and P.K.O. fly at each other at top speeds punching each other, but then P.K.O. runs out of power. He returns to being K.O. With one last bit of hope, he absorbs all the glorb energy in the world. Naruto blasts him with a giantic beam of Chakra, while K.O. struggles to destroy Naruto. The Chakra beam burns K.O. alive and desintigrates him.)
Naruto:
K.O.
POST BATTLE[]
Boomstick: Di-- Did he just say "K.O.?"
Wiz: In defense of K.O., T.K.O. punched Rad into space which was about 23 megatons of TNT. Naruto's moon feat was equal to 480,000,000,000 megatons.
Boomstick: HOLY SHIT! Wait, what about Metal K.O.?
Wiz: Well, given time and preparation, Metal K.O. would have stood a chance, but in Death Battle, we don't allow prep-time. But even if he had time, Naruto is faster, stronger and more experienced then K.O.
Boomstick: Looks like Naruto, ended this fight in a NaruK.O.
Wiz: Shut up, Boomstick. The winner is Naruto.
IF THIS BATTLE HAD A SCORE[]
Name: O.K., K.O. Let's Fight Naruto
Composer: Brendon Yates
Also, just a funny idea for some lyrics like Miles vs. Static or Tracer vs. Scout:
I GOT A NINE TAILED FOX AND I'M READY TO ROLL,
LET'S TAKE THIS KID AND THROW 'IM IN A HOLE!
STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU CLASSLESS THERE NARUTO,
YOU NEED BETTER RATINGS THERE, NA-RU-ZERO!