| Josuke vs Miles | |
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| Season | 1 |
| Overall Episode | 2 |
| Season Episode | 2 |
| Air date | 27th of March 2020 |
| Written by | Irish VS Writer |
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Josuke Higashikata vs Miles Morales is a Death Battle by The Irish VS Writer
Description[]
Volume 1 Chapter 2! Jojo's Bizzare Adventure vs Marvel Comics! They are the new kids on the block and with their kind hearts and different powers they were able to distinguish themselves from their teachers!
Intro[]
Irish: You know what? While Heroes may usually be all-powerful but they can't physically watch over the entire planet, It's just physically impossible to do this.
Sean: That's why the Police Force was created, Whether you love 'em or hate 'em they are basically like bodyguards for the citizens of everybody in the world. But the Police aren't as powerful as the heroes of their worlds so when the hero isn't around and the Police aren't enough and the Hero isn't there...what do you do?
Irish: Well simply the Heroes have thought of this as they decide to have some disciples to protect the people of the world, Just like these two kind-hearted apprentices of Jotaro Kujo and Spider-Man.
Sean: Starting this role call of with Josuke Higashikata: The Crazy Diamond!
Irish: And Miles Morales: The Ultimate Spider-Man!
Sean: Now with all that said we should go over the rules of this fight, Such as that we will include as many things as possible for these two but we won't go over some outlandish stuff like Eyes of Heaven for Josuke and the Captain Universe Form for Miles.
Irish: Exactly, Anyway, Let's get this party started!
Sean: So with that said. I'm Sean the guy who makes the jokes!
Irish: And I'm the Irish VS Writer the guy who has to write this battle! And we are here to find out who would win in a Death Battle!
Josuke[]
Irish: The year was 1999 and the legend Joseph Joestar was at his twilight years as he was 79 years old and of course he was spreading his fortune to his family.
Sean: This actually caused a big rift and panic in the Joestar family as it came out that in 1983 he had an affair with a Japanese woman...when he was 63 years old...gross, But anyway, The person set out to find this son was Jotaro Kujo (You know who he is) and man did he find him...
(Show scene of Josuke punching Jotaro in the face)
Irish: But before Josuke had learned that he was the son of a business tycoon, When he was a young boy he had an awful fever and when his mother tried to drive him to the hospital, they were blocked off by a large snowstorm that stopped them from moving.
Sean: All hope seemed lost for the poor boy but thankfully, A delinquent with a pompadour helped them escape from this snowy trap and allow him to get to a hospital.
Irish: Well this delinquent's actions inspired the young Josuke (More than his father) and it made him want to dress like the man and have the same hair as him, Which is actually the reason why he gets so god damned pissed off when people make fun of his hair...speaking of which.
Sean: That fever of his was actually the awakening of his stand: Crazy Diamond!
Pop-Up: Josuke's Stand is based on the song by Pink Floyd "Shine on you Crazy Diamond" while in the west it is referred to as Shining Diamond due to copyright.
Irish: Crazy Diamond is not just any other The World or Star Platinum rip-off, Well yeah it is similar stand as these two but it has a completely different twist. Its main ability is that it can return things back to the way it was before. For example, Let's say he breaks your arm, Josuke can then heal your broken arm but the main problem is that he can't heal himself.
Sean: But one of his favourite ways of using this ability is that he beats the shit out of somebody and then heals the victim's incorrectly to fuck their noses up, for example.
Irish: Well he only does that sort of thing when he is really pissed off. Well, Josuke's Crazy Diamond has one of the most versatile abilities to ever set foot in Part 4. Like one time he was able to turn a plate of spaghetti into uncooked pasta which he used to check if his food was poisoned.
Sean: Another thing he did that was pretty damn cool was that he turned a guy who turns scared people into paper (We are going to use him later on) into a fucking book by beating the shit of him. It isn't like this ability has a time limit as after Enigma's defeat it is stated that the stand user was stuck as a book forever so basically don't get touched by Josuke otherwise you are fucked forever.
Irish: Like Diavolo over there!
(Diavolo screams as a car comes speeding towards him)
Sean: Jesus that guy really got it bad compared to everyone. Anyway, Josuke can also restore pieces of clothing to lead to his foe. Although there does seem to be a big flaw that he can't bring people back to life if they died. An example of this was when he couldn't bring back his grandfather.
Irish: But Josuke's greatest ability is his intelligence which he definitely gets from his father Joseph Joestar. He is very quick on his feet and he can make up excellent strategies on the fly and also figure out the weaknesses or abilities of his foes like the time when he discovered Okuyasu's The Hand's ability from just how confident he was swinging his right hand around.
Josuke: This guy has an unnatural amount of confidence in his stand's right arm...there's definitely something dangerous about that arm!
Sean: To be fair I wouldn't have figured this out. Anyway, as a result of his intellect, Josuke can be quite cunning; manipulating, lying and cheating others occasionally to achieve certain selfish goals.
Irish: But Josuke isn't all brains cause he and his stand have a lot of physical feats.
Sean: Crazy Diamond is a force of nature with enough strength to smash a human to pieces. For example, Crazy Diamond has an A in Destructive Power. Which makes him comparable to other stands with an A in Destructive Power such as Star Platinum and makes him superior in strength to Golden Experience.
Irish: On the topic of Star Platinum, Crazy Diamond was strong enough to break through Star Platinum's defences with strength alone. While yes this was the weaker version of Star Platinum and he wasn't in his prime. But that doesn't make it any less impressive since Star Platinum in Part 4 was strong enough to beat around Killer Queen.
Sean: Crazy Diamond was also able to beat around Killer Queen, Even cracking its skin with a punch. He was also able to punch straight through two people's torsos with one punch, He shattered a wall with one punch as well. And he was able to break apart a motorcycle in a few seconds.
Irish: Josuke himself was able to elbow Koichi through a feckin' door!
Sean: Poor Koichi, Such a reliable kid getting hit by that. But in terms of speed, Josuke was able to react to multiple attacks from Killer Queen. But Crazy Diamond itself is fast enough to punch at speeds of 300 km/hr which everyone in Jojo's Community thinks is an underestimation.
Irish: He is quick enough to keep up with Star Platinum who even if he's not in his prime would make him go faster than the speed of light.
Pop-Up: Specifically 365 times c. Which comes from the Hang Man feat!
Sean: Crazy Diamond has blitzed many different stand users in his town such as Yuya Fungami and Highway Star. But finally Crazy Diamond has an A rank in speed.
Irish: Durability is easily one of Josuke's greatest features thanks to his insane pain tolerance. For example, he can survive severe blood lose like the time when he was hit by several attacks from Stray Cat's bubble bombs, One of these bombs were strong enough to blow a hole in Okuyasu's side.
Sean: He was able to tank hits from Red Hot Chili Pepper (Really badass name) who at this point was supercharged to the max. Punching and moving at speeds over the speed of light.
Irish: Which if you were hit by something moving faster than light you wouldn't just be killed but you would be fucking eradicated. Crazy Diamond itself was tough enough to survive punches from Killer Queen and he can even survive massive explosions that sent him through a wall.
Sean: But Josuke does have his flaws, for one. Any damage done to Crazy Diamond is reflected back onto Josuke and vice versa. While Crazy Diamond is able to heal other people it can't heal Josuke himself, It also can't heal toxins and sicknesses and it also can't bring back people who have died that we mentioned earlier. Also, Josuke will fucking lose it when you make fun of his hair.
Irish: While it sometimes helps him in battle it mostly fucks him over since he loses all sense of strategy and sense which in a series like Jojo would fuck him over.
Sean: But still even with all these flaws, Josuke is one man who you shouldn't underestimate. Despite his kind personality and silly haircut, he is one guy who if you mess with him and his friends he will have no mercy for you and he will make sure you realise what you have done wrong and face your consciences.
Irish: Which usually means a visit to the hospital.
Josuke: Dora!
Miles[]
Irish: The Ultimate Universe in Earth-1610 is quite different to the normal Marvel Universe. Instead of having the Avengers you would have The Ultimates...
Sean: Instead of having the badass Wolverine...you would get a weird nonce with claws...yeah he is just a weird guy in that Universe. But also instead of having Coca Cola, you would have Koca-Soda. So overall it is quite different from the Marvel Universe.
Irish: But the biggest difference was that the original Spider-Man, Peter Parker had died. And a young male by the name of Miles Morales had taken up the role.
Sean: Miles wasn't always the radioactively charged spider-hero, But not long ago he was a young 13-year-old boy who had normal struggles that all teenagers have. Such as overbearing parents who don't let you hang out with your criminal uncle who robs for a living...you know normal?
Irish: Well, While that wasn't normal, Miles' intelligence was so great that he was given the chance to be in a good school which his parents thought was almost like Miles being saved.
Sean: Yeah but you kind of expect that when you are the son of a nurse and a police officer. But anyway, Miles always loved to hang out with his uncle because he was just that bit more laid back then his parents (Because you know he was a robber.)
Irish: But one day when Miles was visiting his uncle he was bitten by a radioactive spider. What Miles didn't know at the time was that his uncle had robbed Oscorp and a spider in the building had crawled into his backpack. Now if you can't guess it, It was actually revealed that this was the exact same Spider that bit Peter Parker and gave him his powers.
Sean: Speaking of Peter Parker, He wasn't having a good day as he was not only shot in the abdomen but also beaten severely by the Sinister Six. Miles had shown up to the scene wondering what was going only to have a front row seat to Peter Parker's death.
Pop-Up: It is quite different in the movie where Spider-Man had told Miles to hide and was killed by Kingpin, Not the Green Goblin in that universe.
Irish: This broke Miles' heart who believed he could have and should have done something. So to live up to Peter's legacy he took up the name Spider-Man! While it took a while, Miles was able to convince the world and even 616, Peter, that he was the right Spider-Man.
Sean: But to be a Spider-Man you would need to be able to swing across New York City at insane speeds and Miles is able to do this as well thanks to his Web-Shooters which he received from Aunt May. These Web-Shooters were actually Peter Parker's when he was alive, Anyway, These were used to either swing across New York as we said or he could use them as projectiles and trap foes.
Irish: Another thing you need to be to be a Spider-Man is Wall Crawling and once again, Miles is able to crawl across walls like...well a spider. He does this by manipulating the inter-atomic bindings of matter between him and another object.
Sean: But Miles is an even worse foe to fight against because of the overpowered radar in his brain, The Spider-Sense. This amazing ability gives Miles a buzzing sensation in his head whenever danger is around just like Peter Parker. Unlike the original Ultimate Spider-Man, Miles' spider-sense works almost like precognition.
Irish: Now with the mix of his amazing speed, agility and his Spider-Sense basically allows him to avoid many attacks without too much effort.
Sean: And surprisingly, Miles has a sort of Healing Factor. This is thanks to the Oz Formula in his blood. He can completely heal from bullet wounds in just a few days and it allows him to recover from brutal injuries that would take a normal person-months to recover from in just a few days.
Irish: Miles is able to turn invisible...like spiders. He usually uses this to sneak up on his foes or just to escape from an assault.
Sean: Yeah like he couldn't just do that without that invisibility, Look he's a teenager we all know what he is using invisibility for...and it isn't for crime-fighting.
Irish: Ew. Well, Miles' most badass and not pervy ability is his Venom Blast! How does this work? Well basically, Miles uses the natural electricity his body produces and weaponizes it which effectively works like a taser but on super-steroids.
Pop-Up: This can be fired off as a beam of electricity.
Sean: This surge of electricity is strong enough to harm Spider-Man, Ultimate Electro who is literally made out of feckin' electricity. If used on pieces of technology it would cause it to explode...so don't try and charge your phone with this thing cause you won't have a phone.
Irish: He can even channel his bio-electricity into something comparable to his own webbing.
Sean: But Miles' greatest ability is his Energy Burst. Its name basically describes what it is, It is basically like a more powerful version of the Venom Blast except it's like a big explosion of electricity which has a large area of effect. Although it usually leaves him exhausted after using it and it is only used after extremely situations so he can't just spam the shite out of it.
Irish: Miles is quite the physically strong man. For one, He is strong enough to effortlessly pick up and throw a Police Car over his head. (BTW, Police Cars weight about 1000 pounds or 2.5 tons) He has also managed to pick up a truck which weighs about 7 tons. So as you can tell he likes picking up vehicles.
Sean: That doesn't end there as Miles was able to continue swinging across the city while holding the Rhino, You know the massive supervillain? Well yeah, Well anyway, He was strong enough to repeatedly draw blood from Hammerhead who's head is laced with adamantium. He shattered Captain America's shield with his punches and he traded blows with Old Man Logan.
Irish: But Miles is pretty damn quick like every other Spider-Man. You see, He was able to dodge bullets from several different areas and he dodged electricity from Ultimate Electro.
Pop-Up: Electro's electricity is more like lightning than normal electricity. Lightning can move at a speed of 220,000,000 mph, about 1/3 the speed of light.
Sean: He has dodged Ultimate Kraven's strikes with ease, Avoided energy blasts from Collision, Dodged attacks from the main universe Peter Parker. Which is pretty damn impressive since main universe Spider-Man has moved so quickly that he created after-images.
Irish: Miles is pretty damn tough too as he has survived explosions from very close distances. He has tanked hits from Spider-Man (Who has flicked over a train) and Morlun a guy who has physically overpowered different Spider-Men.
Sean: He has survived heat capable of melting Iron Man's armour and has survived being hit by multiple heat-seeking missiles, And he was able to flung from a building and was completely fine.
Irish: But Miles does have his flaws. For one, He is still an inexperienced fighter when compared to Peter Parker. Like for god sake, the only "training" he got for fighting was watching videos of Peter Parker. Last time someone was trained by something they watched...
(Show video of Star Wars Kid)
Sean: Yeah it didn't go too well, Anyway, Some people can be immune to the Venom Blast like Morlun and Red Goblin while people like Peter Parker have actually resisted it and like any other human if you actually manage to shoot him in the head or stab him he will die.
Irish: Even with all his weaknesses, Miles truly lives up to the name of the Ultimate Spider-Man!
Miles: Woah. Guess I'm not the only Spider-Man with a Venom Sting.
Intermission[]
Irish: Right with the research set let's see how this battle goes.
Sean: Will Josuke leave New York without another Spider-Man or will Miles shock him back to the 90s.
Irish: That's what we are gonna figure out...in a Death Battle!
Predictions[]
Necromercer: Siding With Miles, thanks to his hax and regeneration, and being able to possibly keep in with Josuke in speed.
RoadRollerDio: I could see this going either way. Josuke has the speed advantage with Crazy Diamond, plus Miles can't see him (or react through his Spider-Sense, which struggles with speed), and would arguably blitz. Yet Miles is strong enough to one-shot Josuke should he get past Crazy D. Miles has the versatility as well, but Josuke had fought equally versatile opponents in the form of Angelo and Yuya Fungami's Stand. Overall, it's really close...
Thanks to Dio and Necro for your predictions it helps a lot...
Battle[]
Location: John F. Kennedy Airport - Evening!
The large open spaces of the J.F.K Airport was heavily crowded, Filled with people either leaving planes from other countries or getting on planes that are leaving the country. All of these people were ordinary-looking people that we're just minding their own business. Except for one man. A tall 5′11" man was walking his way down the clean floors. He was wearing an opened dark purple student jacket, revealing a yellow shirt. The opened student jacket was pinned open with a golden love-heart on the right side of his chest while there was a golden peace sign on the other side. His hair was black and combed into the shape of a pompadour.
This Japanese man was minding his own business with his brown suitcase latched into his hand and thrown over his shoulder like a towel. But as the many people looking at him in confusion could tell was that he wasn't a normal person. You see, In his hometown in Japan, he had battled against many super-powered beings that would be able to take out entire armies. Hell, One of there abilities was a small army. Regardless, The man's name was well known to the residents of Morioh-Cho and his best friends Koichi and Okuyasu. And even then his heritage was something that the sons of presidents can't compare to. This man was the son of the elderly business tycoon who defeated pillar gods with his wit. The name of this man was, Josuke Higashikata.
But Josuke wasn't going to America because he wanted to go on Holidays. In fact, He was there for a simple reason, His idle had basically sent him there. Josuke remembered the meeting that sent him to this airport as if it were just yesterday.
Flash Black - A few days prior!
Josuke stood before a large almost hulking man of 6'5" in height wearing a completely white coat that flowed behind his feet in the wind like a cape, By the name of Jotaro Kujo. "I need you to go after a young man wearing a black costume in New York City," Jotaro said as he handed Josuke a picture of the aforementioned person. Josuke looked down at the picture and replied: "Not to sound rude Jotaro but why don't you go after him and also is he an enemy?" The two looked at each other for a second before Jotaro responded.
"Well, that's what we are trying to find out Josuke. You see, I would go but you are more suited for the job and I am busy now. Koichi is reliable but he doesn't have the power to keep up if he does get into a fight with the "Spider-Man" and Okuyasu isn't smart enough for this operation. You're the perfect person for this job" Josuke looked down at the picture in long thought.
"Also all of your expenses will be paid for!" Jotaro pressed, Josuke looked in shock as he shouted "Free! Huh, Yeah alright I'll do it!" Josuke finished as he shook Jotaro's hand.
Back to Now!
Josuke finally made his way straight out of the J.F.K airport without too much pressure. Higashikata looked around for any sign of Spider-Man either swinging around the place like Jotaro had described as well as if he was walking across the streets among his people. Distracted by this, Josuke made his way across the road without looking, Something that wouldn't have been too much of a problem in Morioh-Cho...but in New York... it was a complete story.
SCREEEEECH!
Josuke turned his head to where he heard this ear-piercing noise, coming from his left. What he saw was a yellow car labelled "Taxi" on the side. Josuke looked into the windows and saw an enraged man with a flat cap covering the top of his head and nearly all of his long forehead. His teeth were clenched along with his fists that wrapped around the steering wheel with such strength that it nearly broke the wheel. Suddenly, The man jumped out of the taxi and strode angrily towards Josuke.
"HEY! YOU DUMMY WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" The man shouted as he grabbed hold of Josuke's collar in anger. "I'm sorry sir, It was a mistake..." Josuke mumbled under his breath as he looked down in shame. The taxi driver growled in anger at this sign of disrespect as he reeled his fist back and shouted: "YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M GOING TO KNOCK THAT STUPID HAIR OF YOU'RE HEAD!"
That sentence...That sentence alone was enough to cause Josuke to absolutely lose his temper, He grasped hold of the man's fist and clenched down on it with all his strength nearly breaking the poor man's hand as he screeched in agony. "What the hell did you say about my hair!?" Josuke shouted in rage as he then pulled down the poor man's arm nearly ripping it off its sockets. Suddenly, The taxi driver was hit by what felt like hundreds of punches at once, The final one sent the man flying into a sign, Bloodied and Knocked out.
Josuke took a deep breath as he scanned the area only to realise that everyone in the street was looking at him with a look of fear on their faces. "Hey, Buddy!" A young voice with a New Yorker accent said behind Josuke, Making him turn around. What he saw were a young man of short height and a skinny yet muscular build wearing a black skin-tight costume with red web pattern across his costume with a big red spider across his chest, Standing before him in a crouched stance. Josuke eyes opened in shock, He recognised this person immediately. He was the Spider-Man named Miles Morales!
"Look I can understand that our taxi drivers can be a bit scammy but come on, Don't you think that was a little too far!?" Miles said in a mocking tone as he pointed towards Josuke. The Morioh-Cho Warrior's posture slouched as he walked towards Miles. "Well, That's pretty funny cause I'm here to ask you some questions!" Josuke said as he got into a combat stance.
"Well, I'll answer your questions and sign an autograph after I kick your butt!" Miles mocked as he got into a combat stance. Josuke cracked his neck as he then clenched his fist. "Fine, That'll be a good exercise!" Josuke said as he prepared for a battle. Suddenly, A spirit began to form behind Josuke. The spirit's body looked almost flesh-like with pink skin that was clad in body armour coloured blue like a diamond, Including, A helmet that covered its head resembling a Corinthian Helmet, This was Josuke's stand: Crazy Diamond.
With his stand activated, This battle could truly begin...
Crazy Diamond was quick to respond, Quickly charging towards the black-clad vigilante at top speeds. Suddenly, Miles could feel a tingling sensation in the base of his skull making his eyes go wide. To him, this was his warning, His natural alarm when danger was coming his way, Or as he dubbed it "The Spider-Sense". He was feeling this all too familiar sensation and he used every bit of his strength in his legs to leap ten feet into the air, What he couldn't see was that Crazy Diamond had thrown a powerful punch towards Miles, Which he dodged. Miles looked down below him as he saw a small shockwave occurring on the pavement, Ripping pieces of concrete and sending it into the air like confetti. "He doesn't seem to be a stand user from that reaction...so that answers a question!"
Josuke mumbled under his breath as he commanded his stand to retreat, Miles landed right in front of Josuke and attempted to assault the Jojo with a spinning heel kick right to his cheek. Josuke smirked, Knowing that this strike would not land on his face. Crazy Diamond came behind Miles once again causing his Spider-Sense to go off once again. Morales suddenly felt as if he was being pulled back by Iron Man as he shouted in shock. Miles' brain went off as much as his Spider-Sense as thoughts rushed through his head like "How the hell is this happening?" "Does this have something to do with this guy?" and so on. Crazy Diamond wasn't going to let this chance up as it began battering Miles' body hundreds of times. "DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!" The stand shouted as it continuously assaulted Miles.
Miles tanked the brutal assault from the invisible force, That was until he then jumped away just in time. Morales was quick to land and fired two strands of webs from each of his wrists. Josuke's eyes widened in shock as he was suddenly covered in webs, Completely stopping him from moving or attacking. Miles then pulled the trapped Josuke towards him. Spider-Man was quick to respond to this timing as he flung a powerful kick towards Josuke's stomach making him reel in pain.
Continuing the assault, Miles then hit Josuke with a flurry of punches, Finishing with an uppercut that knocked Josuke off his footing. Just before Josuke could land on his back, Miles grabbed hold of Josuke. While Josuke was confused, Miles then walked behind Josuke and put his arm around the Jojo. Miles put his face close to Josuke's as he remembered the lesson his uncle had given him a long time ago. "Heyy," Miles said in a low voice as suddenly a large current of electricity began forming around Josuke. That was until it suddenly caused an explosion of electricity, Sending the Jojo flying as webs began flying in all directions.
BOOM!
"ARGH!" Josuke shouted in pain as he felt electricity coursing through his veins, Making him stumble before he finally fell on his backside. Jojo began breathing heavily from the shock as he wasn't able to see Miles walking towards him, Just where Josuke was trapped just a few seconds ago. Putting his hands on his hips, Miles then said in a cocky tone: "Had enough? Or do you want to continue this butt-whooping!" Miles mocked as he looked down on the hyperventilating Josuke. "Come on I didn't do that much damage" Miles mocked, Josuke smirked as he responded: "Well no, I was just waiting to get you in my range!" Suddenly, Miles looked down on Josuke's hands and saw him holding onto a piece of web that was glowing with yellow energy. Josuke then let go of the web allowing it to fly towards Miles. Spider-Man suddenly looked around and saw hundreds of strands of web coming towards him, Until, He was soon entangled in the web he trapped Josuke in.
Josuke stood up as he then combed his hair in a taunt-like manner. Miles tried desperately to escape from his own webs and just when he was able to make some lee-way, Josuke started his assault. Crazy Diamond began battering Miles once again with hundreds of punches that Miles couldn't see or react to. The brutal combo was finished by a powerful uppercut, Sending Spider-Man hundreds of feet into the air. Morales finally broke through the webbing as he landed on the wall, Just in time before he slammed into the wall. Miles stood on the edge of the wall as if he were standing on the ground and began cracking his neck, "Not bad, but I've had worse!" Miles said before he suddenly jumped away from a new strike from Josuke.
The strike from Josuke caused a massive crater in the wall, sending hundreds of pieces of rock into the air while Josuke clung onto the wall. Spider-Man flipped through the air before he landed and fired two strands of webs towards Josuke's way. Jojo pushed himself away as he grabbed hold of the web with his bare-hands, Using the strength of Crazy Diamond, Josuke pulled Miles towards him. The Jojo attempted to strike the Airbourne Miles with a lunging punch but the only thing he hit was the air as Miles flipped behind Josuke. Before the teenager could turn around, Spider-Man suddenly smashed Josuke in the face with a heel-kick nearly knocking out his tooth. Josuke stumbled before he was suddenly hit with a punch straight in the stomach making him gag in pain, Miles leapt forward and tried to kick Josuke in the head. But Josuke was able to grab hold of Miles' leg and flung him against the building making him spin across the air.
Pieces of small rubble and rock rose from the crater close to Josuke's face. Crazy Diamond then grabbed hold of those pieces of rubble from the air with ease. Josuke glared at Miles who was just now recovering from the brutal strike. Miles fired a string of web towards Josuke's face. The Jojo closed his eyes and breathed a sigh of relief as his stand placed the rubble between its fingers.
"Great!"
Josuke mumbled as he opened his eyes and with all his might, Crazy Diamond flicked the rock towards the young Spider-Man with such strength that it flew towards Miles' face like a bullet. Spider-Man's eyes widened in shock as the rock came closer and closer towards him. Just in time, Miles moved his head to the side just barely allowing the rock to fly past his ear. Spider-Man spun across the air with a web in his hand and with his other fist reeled. But what he didn't see was Crazy Diamond inches away from his nose. While he couldn't see the stand, He could sense it with his Spider-Sense as he flipped away from the assault. "What the? How the hell is he dodging Crazy Diamond? He doesn't even have a stand! He must have some ability...I should be more cautious" Josuke thought to himself as he landed behind Miles.
The Higashikata saw Miles attempting to smash his head in with a spinning heel kick. Josuke slid underneath the kick and got back into a stance and huffed. Spider-Man landed from his assault as he did the same thing. Their eyes locked as they focused on every single bit of not just their opponent but the area around them. Josuke spat on the floor as he brought out Crazy Diamond once again. "I won't need my ability to kick your ass!" Josuke mocked as he wore a smile on his face.
Miles laughed as he stood cockily: "Yeah, Yeah Elvis. Just keep talkin' soon I'll ring your bells!" Spider-Man threatened as he got into a battle stance before suddenly sparks of electricity began spurting around his fingers. Josuke saw this as he prepared to continue this battle. But suddenly, Josuke's eyes widened as he saw golden strings coming out of the tip of his foe's fingers. They were similar to the webbing that he saw earlier but almost as if it were filled to the brim with electricity. Not wanting to find out what this ability would do, Josuke jumped away from the rapidly approaching golden tentacle-like electric webbing.
Well soon, Josuke was stopped in mid-air by something. He looked down quickly as he saw electric webbing wrapped around his calf, But soon he felt burning on his calf. Josuke cringed in pain before he was completely submerged in electricity as he shouted in agony. Miles then pulled Josuke towards him and just as the Jojo was inches away from him, Miles kneed Josuke in the cheek sending him into the air. Josuke soon regained his composure as he seemingly spun in the air before spreading his arms and legs apart, Allowing his stand to come out from his torso similar to Dio's move in Heritage for the Future. Crazy Diamond wasn't going to let this chance go as he slowly dropped towards Miles with his fists flying in all directions. Miles felt that tingle in his head once again as he created a shield of webbing above him to protect from the powerful assault. With each strike, Miles felt the whole structure of the shield shake from the force of the attacks until he heard something coming from behind him. It was almost like the sound of a bullet coming closer and closer towards him and there it happened once again, His Spider-Sense went off like an alarm clock.
WOOOOOOOOSH!
Miles turned behind him and that's when he saw it, A shard of broken glass coming closer and closer towards him a yellow aura surrounded the broken glass as it came closer and closer to him. Miles dropped his guard for just one second, That one second was enough for Josuke to drop to the floor and punch Miles in the back. The pain from the punch made Miles lean forward as he felt his spin cracking from the force.
With the pain of this strike, there wasn't much he could do against the rapidly approaching shard of glass and so he just bit his lip from underneath the mask, Preparing for the pain he would feel...
But he didn't think it would hurt as bad as it did...
SPLAT!
"AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!" Miles shouted in agony as he felt the glass blade stab straight into his stomach creating a large splatter of blood to spray from the wound. Josuke then dropped The Spider-Man onto the floor allowing him to fall on his fours to writhe around in pain, Allowing a crimson puddle to form underneath him. Josuke looked down at Miles, He actually felt bad that he did such a dirty trick.
"Don't move...I'll help you!" Josuke shouted as he ran towards Miles, Intending on healing him with his Crazy Diamond. But what he didn't know was that the floor was filling rapidly with blood on the floor, And it was getting covered in electricity from Spider-Man's Venom-Blast. Josuke looked down at the floor as he stepped in the puddle before he was suddenly shocked in electricity making him shout in agony as the shock made his body completely stop moving. "Wait...how did you do that!?" Josuke shouted in confusion as he saw Miles standing up with his hand on his bloodied side.
"Well...it's pretty simple. You see, blood is filled with salt as you may know and salt is conductive with electricity, So since there is blood on the floor and I can control electricity, Well, You can put 2 and 2 together can't you?" Spider-Man explained as he walked towards Josuke with his hand on his side. Before the Jojo could react, Morales grabbed hold of his collar and slammed him against the floor. "You know, You're one of the toughest guys I have ever fought, But that doesn't mean you're above my paygrade!" Miles joked as he kept Josuke on the floor. Higashikata punched the floor causing a large number of rubble to spray into the air surrounding the two.
Using his powers, Josuke then brought the rubble back together creating a cage for them to fight in without interruption, Miles looked around in confusion until he looked forward and saw Josuke leaping forward for a powerful punch with the assistance of Crazy Diamond.
BOOM!
The two collided into each other, Fists first creating a massive shock wave that made the rock-ring shake causing some dust to fall upon the two. Miles groaned in pain as he felt the Stand's punch overpowering him, His arm shaking from the force of the attack. Josuke breathed heavily as he stared at the emotionless mask, Ready for any other move that the Spider-Man had planned for him.
Miles suddenly shouted in pain as he felt his knuckles completely shatter from the impact. But without waiting any longer, Spider-Man spun around and attempted to smash his heel against Josuke's temple. That was until Crazy Diamond grabbed hold of the Spider-Man's calf, clutching it tightly. Miles body suddenly became less visible until he finally became invisible as if he was not even there in the first place. Josuke's stand suddenly opened its hand as the Higashikata looked at where Miles stood just a few seconds ago. Wondering why and how in gods name did his foe just disappear. "W-What?! How the hell did he...?"
Miles suddenly began to take form behind Josuke and readied to punch him in the back of the head with an electrified punch. This was it. This was everything he had right here...
"I'm glad I found you!"
Spider-Man's eyes widened as he suddenly felt that buzz in the back of his head once again. But suddenly he felt his feet becoming weaker and despite how hard he tried to keep still he felt himself being pulled, and after a second of struggle, Spider-Man was suddenly sent barreling backwards. Spider-Man turned around for just a second as he finally stopped going back until he suddenly felt a powerful punch to the cheek sending him on his arse as he held his head in pain.
Josuke turned around after he heard the commotion, That was when his eyes opened and his smile widened in happiness. "N-No way...OKUYASU!?"
"B-But when did you get here?!" Josuke shouted in excitement as he looked at his best friend who stood over the knocked down Spider-Man doing a heroic pose. "Well, I heard from Koichi that Jotaro sent you to New York on a mission and I wanted to come here with ya!" Okuyasu said as he brought out his stand once again, But they couldn't continue their conversation for long since Spider-Man soon stood up.
"Great. A tag team match now!" Spider-Man quipped as he got right back in a combat stance. Spider-Man readied himself for battle as Okuyasu walked beside Josuke and gave his best friend a fist pump. Suddenly, Spider-Man looked up and saw a white and pink blur in the air that suddenly landed right behind him. For Miles, it was soon revealed to him that this was a friend of his and a fellow "Spider-Person" Gwen Stacy otherwise known as Spider-Gwen. "Hey, Gw...I mean Spider-Woman wanna help me with this?" Miles asked casually.
"Oh, absolutely young Spider-Man!" Spider-Gwen said in a sarcastic tone as she stood beside Miles. "You have officially made the worst mistake in your life..." Okuyasu started as he got into a combat pose. "You got on the Okuyasu and Josuke hit list!" Josuke finished as he got into a combat stance as well.
Suddenly Gwen and Miles charged towards Josuke and Okuyasu while the Japanese duo stood still calm and collected almost like they know they would win.
Round 2 - Reinforcements:[]
"You're up Okuyasu!" Josuke said as he stepped back a bit from Okuyasu. Without saying a word, Okuyasu cracked his neck and brought out his stand. The Hand reeled his right hand backwards and held it back for a couple of seconds as energy began to build up in his hand almost like an implosion. The two Spider-People didn't notice this as they readied to attack the duo. Although they were very suspicious as to why they were just standing there. Suddenly, The Hand finally brought itself downward.
The sound of something similar to dubstep emerged from The Hand's well...hand as it came lower and lower to the floor before it finally stopped to the floor. Suddenly, The Spider-People noticed that the air was being morphed almost like it space had been swiped away and then smashed together again. This soon sucked Miles and Gwen forward uncontrollably as they tried to fire webs on buildings to stop.
"You're up Josuke!" Okuyasu said as he let Josuke readied himself. Suddenly, Crazy Diamond formed from behind Josuke's back as it charged towards the trapped Spider-People. Crazy Diamond soon began battering Miles and Gwen with a flurry of punches. "DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA! DORA!" Josuke's stand shouted as its fists smashed against Miles' torso and face and also hitting Gwen with these strikes.
The two shook around the place in mid-air as if they were having a seizure in the air. Okuyasu brought out his stand and commanded it to go beside Josuke and joined in on the assault. Suddenly, The two stands reeled their fists back before smashing their fist against each of the Spider-People's faces sending them both flying through the window of a furniture shop as they shouted in pain.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that he has some invisible punchy ghost..." Miles said as he stood up and brushed the glass off his costume. "Like that isn't some important information!" Spider-Gwen said sarcastically as she got back up and brought her fists underneath her chin.
Okuyasu scratched his chin as he looked towards the two who were just standing there. "Uh...Josuke why are they just standing there!" Okuyasu asked in confusion, "I dunno..." Josuke answered so Okuyasu then decided to do another swipe with The Hand. But this was clearly not the best idea since as soon as he did this, A table soon came flying towards his face and with the power of The Hand, it made the table fly towards Okuyasu at a faster pace, leaving him little time to react before he was sent flying by the table smacking into him.
"OKUYASU!" Josuke shouted in shock as he looked towards his knocked down friend. But as soon as Josuke turned away from Okuyasu only to be sent flying by a swing kick from Spider-Gwen. The Jojo spun across the air before he skidded across the street, Spider-Gwen followed suit as he attempted to attack with a spinning heel kick: When this attack didn't land, Gwen landed and attempted to hit him with a double heel kick. The Higashikata jumped away from the attack just barely and soon brought out his stand. Crazy Diamond shattered a large chunk of concrete from the street and flung that rubble towards Gwen.
Gwen's eyes widened from shock as she jumped into the air and cocooned the rubble in a net of webs. The Spider-Woman swung the large chunk of rock like a mace before he brought it down towards Josuke's way. The Morioh-Cho Warrior jumped away just in time allowing the shop behind him to basically be annihilated. "That was close!" Josuke said in relief before he soon saw Gwen coming towards him.
Miles jumped around the street while assaulting Okuyasu, Each strike made him stumble as he tried to regain his composure. Okuyasu brought out his stand as he whipped the blood from his cheek. "You're a speedy bastard, I'll give you that! But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna kick you're ass!" Okuyasu growled in anger, Miles smirked underneath his mask but soon that was taken away as he was suddenly punched straight in the jaw by The Hand sending him flying backwards.
The Hand swiped away space between Okuyasu and Miles, Making the Spider-Man fly forward as he shouted in fear. As soon as Miles came inches away from Okuyasu's face, The Nijimura punched Morales in the cheek sending him stumbling before the process began once again. This lasted for such a while that Spider-Man was bloody and a section of his mask between his chin allowing a trickle of crimson blood to drop to the floor. The Hand readied to attack Miles once again before suddenly Spider-Man spread his arms wide and shouted in rage, causing a massive explosion of electricity that sent Okuyasu to the floor.
Miles landed to the floor as he huffed in exhaustion. Okuyasu soon stood up from the pain as he felt electricity coursing through his blood. "Argh! That hurt like a bitch!" Okuyasu shouted in anger as he readied himself for combat once again by bringing out his stand.
The Spider-Man stood up straight and put his hands behind his back, Cockily. "Come on Dummy give me you're best shot!" This statement made Okuyasu angry, Angrier than he has ever been in the past few months. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU CALL ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Okuyasu shouted in anger as he brought out his stand, But instead of just standing still he actually ran at Spider-Man in rage. The Hand suddenly swiped the air once again causing Miles to come closer to Okuyasu.
Okuyasu reeled his fist back in anger as he prepared to beat the cheekiness out of Miles. But what the dimwitted stand user didn't notice was that Miles had clenched his fist and brought his fist upward. Before Okuyasu could react he was smashed straight in the chin by a powerful uppercut. This attack was enough to make Okuyasu bite his own tongue making groan in pain as blood dripped out of his mouth.
The young brother of Keicho fell on his back as he clutched his mouth in agony as he rolled around. Spider-Man attempted to fire a little bit of electrically infused webbing down on his defeated foe. But he was soon distracted by a bullet firing straight into his shoulder. Morales winced in pain as he clutched onto his wound, While he was distracted, Josuke grabbed hold of Okuyasu and held him up. "You alright Okuyasu!" Josuke questioned only for Okuyasu to nod but soon they noticed that Miles had fired a barrage of webs that were coming towards them at a fast pace along with Gwen throwing a car towards them.
Suddenly the car smashed straight into the duo before suddenly, The electric webs landed straight onto the nether part of the car. The components of the vehicle mixed with electricity caused a chain reaction which resulted in an explosion that deafened any normal person. The two Spider-Totems watched on until the flames began to die down a bit, Miles looked down where the two were only to see a large hole in the ground.
"WHAT!?" Miles shouted in confusion as he looked behind him, Gwen was walking towards him cautiously. The Spider-Man's eyes twitched in fear as his Spider-Sense began to blare up like an alarm. But...where the hell is he? Miles wondered as he looked around his surroundings. Until he heard the sound of space being erased from existence. When he looked around he saw Okuyasu and Josuke standing behind Gwen. "GWEN GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Miles shouted with his arm extended and opened.
Gwen turned around for just a second before she suddenly felt the force of hundreds of trucks smashing into her body and face. What he didn't know was that Josuke and Okuyasu had brought out their stands and were rapidly beating her with a flurry of punches. With each strike, Gwen's costume became more and more ripped and blood began to drip from her nose and mouth.
"DOOOOOOOOOOO"
Josuke and Okuyasu shouted simultaneously as they bent down preparing for one last strike. Miles jumped forward attempting to use the last bit of his electricity to shock the duo.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Finally, Their last strike smashed straight into Gwen's chin at the same time. The force of the attacks was enough to not only cause blood to spurt from her mask, Knocking her out but also sending her hundreds of feet away, limp. Miles growled in anger as he skidded in front of Josuke and Okuyasu. Bringing out his venom blast allowing electricity to dance around his fingers. Okuyasu looked down at Josuke and down at Miles before he decided to make the right decision.
Josuke suddenly fell on his side from what cause he didn't know. When the Higashikata looked up he saw Miles smashing his venom blast filled palm against Okuyasu's hand. The nim wit student from Morioh-Cho shouted in pain as electricity began coursing through what felt like every part of his body. His veins, his arteries, his bones and his skin all felt like they were being burnt alive from the current. Okuyasu shouted one last time before he was suddenly sent flying, skidding on his back as his knocked-out body created distance between him and Miles. Josuke jumped up and clenched his fist in anger.
"You hurt my friend...I'll beat you to a pulp and send you flying!" Josuke shouted in anger as he stared at Miles. The two teens once again stared at each other, Almost like a Mexican standoff. Suddenly, The two leapt at each other, Their fists reeled backwards as they readied to battle each other with all their might to not only win this long battle but also to avenge their friends.
Finale:[]
It didn't take too long before Josuke and Miles had come inches away from him. Spider-Man was the first to strike as he attempted to punch Higashikata in the head with a downward strike, With his Crazy Diamond's speed it was able to block the powerful strike with its forearm. The whiplash from this caused Miles' wrist to twist to the side, His bone felt like it had snapped in half like a twig. While Morales winced in pain, He didn't allow it to stop him as he attempted to deal damage to his foe by bringing his opened hands forward.
His fingers were completely covered with the venom blast and what Miles intended to shock Miles with both of his hands right at Jojo's neck. Josuke didn't seem fazed by this as he stared at Miles' face, The Spider-Man's electrified fingers came closer and closer towards Josuke. Crazy Diamond was brought out once again as he pushed Miles' hands away leaving him exposed to a strike to the cheek.
Miles groaned in pain as he felt the fist getting shoved further into his face with his jaw on the merge of snapping. Before Spider-Man could react, Crazy Diamond brought its fist backwards allowing Morales to get a breath...only for a second before he was bombarded by that dreaded flurry of punches that he was all too familiar with.
"DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!"
It shouted once again, Each punch felt more painful over time. Spider-Man continued being hit by these brutal strikes as his costume began to tear and rip. Crazy Diamond finally ended this flurry of strikes after a few seconds allowing Miles to fall on his face in a bloody and beaten heap. Morales pushed himself up as he wanted to continue the battle by bringing out his left leg and then spun around, This strike to Josuke's calf suddenly caused him to fall on his back as he growled in pain.
Miles jumped into the air as he loomed over the knocked down Josuke. The Morioh-Cho Warrior looked in anger as he attempted to bring out his stand once again, "Not this time!" Miles roared as he fired a barrage of webbing towards Higahsikata. It didn't take too long before the Pompadour Puncher was completely covered in a cocoon of webbing that didn't allow him to move.
Spider-Man landed in front of the immobilised Josuke, Grabbed hold of him and with all of his might he threw the trapped Jojo the other side of the street. The impact from Josuke smashed into the window caused the pane of glass to completely crumble into tiny pieces. For the good news, Josuke was able to break free from the webbing but the bad news was that he was stabbed straight in the leg and stomach by the shard of glass. The Healer coughed up blood as he smashed against the floor.
Every person in the shop screamed in fear as they ran out from the door as they left Josuke to bleed on the floor. Jojo huffed in pain as he shakily pushed himself up, blood dripping from his leg and stomach which resulted in a puddle of crimson to form underneath his feet. Josuke looked around the room as he looked for Miles, The sound of footsteps immediately alerted him that Spider-Man was with him but he was completely invisible.
SLAM!
Miles was suddenly smashed against the wall behind him as Josuke grasped on his throat. Spider-Man gagged as he tried to get some air but Josuke's grip tightened making him lose the progress he made in breathing. "...Don't...count me OUT!" Josuke shouted as he flung Miles against the floor so hard that he basically bounced from the ground and straight through a window, Bloodying him up as he skidded across the road. Spider-Man brought himself up as he saw a bloody Josuke coming towards him slowly.
"...Let's...finish this!" Josuke growled as he crouched lower, preparing to attack the Spider-Man. Miles slowly brought himself up as he clenched his fist, "Alright, Let's do this!" Morales growled in anger as he charged towards Josuke. Miles' fingers began to spark with his venom blast once again, This time he was planning on using every last bit of his strength and venom blast to finish this dumb-haired asshole. Josuke soon charged towards Miles even with his injuries, "CRAZY DIAMOND!" Josuke shouted as he brought out his stand.
Their fists clenched and their determination fired up, These two jumped into the air and prepared to hit each other with all their might.
"I'M GONNA END YOU!"
Suddenly, Crazy Diamond's fist smashed against Miles' electrified fist causing a large shockwave that engulfed the entire street before suddenly a powerful explosion occurred that was not only extremely hot but it was also completely compacted full of electricity.
BOOOOOOOMMMM!
K.O!
...
Josuke suddenly awoke from his long unconsciousness. He looked at his surroundings and saw that he was in a dirty prison cell with Okuasu who was covered in bandages. "Ah, Josuke you woke up!" Okuyasu shouted in excitement as he ran towards his friend. "What happened?" Josuke questioned as he clenched his head in pain which is where he saw his bloodied bandages.
"Well, that Spider-Man guy apparently kicked our asses!" Okuyasu answered but soon both of their attention was drawn towards the sound of banging against the prison bars. "You're lucky someone here is paying your bail!" The Prison Guard shouted while opening the prison door.
"I wonder who is paying our bail!?" Okuyasu asked in confusion before his mouth and Josuke's mouth opened wide, Jotaro walked towards the two angrily and growled "Yare Yare Daze..." clearly he was in a bad mood.
They were going to have a very long and shout filled talk...
Results[]
Sean: I tell you what I'm not jealous Josuke cause I would not like to be on the other end of an angry Jotaro...
Irish: This battle was close. Very close. In fact, it's easily one of the closest battles we have ever done maybe even the closest. Hell, Both characters could have won if given the chance but Miles just had a higher chance of winning.
Sean: Now when it came down to physical strength and durability, Miles had this in the bag. His lifting of Rhino and Police Cars were stronger in the lifting category of strength while his feat of breaking through Captain America's shield gave him an advantage when it came to striking strength. So in lifting and striking strength Miles had Josuke in his court.
Irish: Speed, however, Was a completely different story. While Miles was able to dodge Electro's Electricity which would move at the speed of 220,000,000 mph or 1/3 of the speed of light! Pretty damn impressive against normal humans but against Josuke...yeah it wasn't as impressive, You see, Josuke can keep up with and even outspeed Jotaro in their first battle to a point where he had to use his Time Stop to getaway.
Sean: Why is this better than Miles' feat? Simple, Because Jotaro has been stated to move at the speed of light! Hell, It is seen that Jotaro can react to attacks moving at 365 times the speed of light. That would put Josuke at 3 times faster than Miles at the lowest and 1145 times faster than him.
Irish: Now that's something that Miles can't even keep up with but we'll just put that to the side so we can continue this discussion, When it came to their durability it was very close since Josuke is very tough and can take some pretty brutal beatings before going down but...Miles just had it. For one, He was tough enough to tank an explosion to the face and he was able to tank hits from Spider-Man who can flick fucking trains over!
Sean: Now with the easy stuff out of the way let's go over the harder stuff that made us think about this debate for hours: The abilities these two combatants have.
Irish: Starting off with Josuke's healing ability. It was a very versatile ability that allowed him to take out many different foes and could definitely keep Miles Morales on his toes for a while. The main problem with this ability is that Josuke sometimes decides not to use his ability...
Josuke: I won't need my ability to beat you!
Sean: But let's just saw that Josuke does actually use this ability against Spider-Man: While again it would cause some trouble but when you compare it to Miles' many different abilities such as his invisibility and his electric manipulation. Why is invisibility important for this battle? Simple because while Josuke is way faster than Miles he has no way to see anything that is invisible because during the entire part of Diamond is Unbreakable we never see him battle against somebody with this ability.
Irish: So basically while in an up-close battle it would probably be a close match but it won't be good for Josuke as soon as Spider-Man just decides to turn invisible, go behind him and attack him while he is unable to react this would be worse if Miles stacked it with his Venom Shock ability.
Sean: Especially since this Venom Shock was strong enough to knock out people like Spider-Man. So it's very likely that if Josuke himself were hit by this he would either be killed or knocked out. Both ways to lose a fight in our rule book.
Pop-Up: This makes it worse for Josuke since Miles can heal slightly and there is a rumour going around that Miles was actually immortal. Although it seems very unlikely due to the fact that in the future Miles died in a mix of old age and through battle. Also, While it may not be canon - Miles was killed by Deadpool in the "Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe" event.
Irish: While Miles' Spider-Sense is usually a pretty big asset for him in battle. But in this battle, it wouldn't be all that useful for him since Josuke's Crazy Diamond can only be seen by other stand users. And we never really see Miles' or even Peter's Spider-Sense being able to sense life force based beings and also with Peter we see that his Spider-Sense can be tricked. But even without it, Miles would be fine.
Sean: Think about it, Even though Crazy Diamond fucking blitzes Spider-Man it wouldn't give him the win straight away since Miles can take all of Josuke's punches until the stand user leaves an opening where he is strong enough to end the fight by either shocking him or just punching him out.
Irish: Experience wise, Josuke and Miles were about even with Miles being a bit more experienced but overall that really didn't matter since with all of these advantages - Miles just had to take this fight.
Sean: Looks like Josuke was Miles behind Spider-Man in this fight!
Irish: The winner is Miles Morales!
