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The Hammer
Season 4
Season Episode 12
Air date 12/31/2023
Written by Cider621
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Description[]

The powerful magical leaders of Fairy World & Equestria take up arms (and hooves) against each other in a DEATH BATTLE!

Connections[]

  1. Leaders of their world
    • Fairy-World
    • Equestria
  2. Strongest of their respective species
    • Jorgen is stated to be the strongest Fairy
    • Celestia is the head Princess of Alicorns
  3. Over a thousand years old
    • 10,000+
    • 1,111+
  4. Have used and protected very powerful magical artifacts
    • Da Rules
    • Elements of Harmony
  5. Have battled ancient villains hundreds/thousands of years ago
    • The Darkness and Anti-Fairies
    • Discord and Nightmare Moon
  6. Constantly lose despite their stated power
    • Yet, their underlings always manage to save them
      • Timmy and his fairies
      • The Mane Six
  7. They contrast in that
    • Jorgen hates "girly" things
    • Celestia is a character in a show directed towards girls

Da Rules[]

  • Jorgen
    1. Gets access to Da Rules
    2. Gets Timmy-Jimmy Power Hour scaling/feats
      • The canonicity of it is up for debate
        • To the point that the Jimmy wiki says it's canon while the Timmy wiki says it's not
  • Celestia
    1. Has access to the Elements of Harmony
      • She doesn't use them anymore but still knows how to use them and would likely still use them if necessary
    2. Gets IDW scaling/feats
      • The canonicity of it is up for debate
        • Google says it's not but the MLP wiki says it is

Intro[]

Magic in media is usually seen as breaking the rules of reality

But even breakin' da' rules comes with taxes

And these magical worlds have been given powerful leaders

Like Jorgen Von Strangle, the enforcer of da rules and the leader of all fairies

And Princess Celestia, head alicorn of Equestria

He's Wiz and i'm Boomstick

And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.

Jorgen Von Strangle[]

In ancient times, the realm of fairies was under siege

By a black hole, colored like Shadow the Hedgehog

The Ancient Fairy Warriors battled this being called the Darkness

Yeah, they saw big scary thing in the sky and just started blasting

Many were lost in the battle, but after the Darkness was finally pushed back, most of them went into the sky to keep watch on Fairy World and Earth

But the strongest ones, the Von Strangles stayed behind

The most fit to rule upon the newly safe Fairy World was one, Jorgen Von Strangle

Jorgen Background info

Damn, that's such a badass name

After an intense war spanning 1,000 years with the Anti-Fairies

Before settling it with a bake-off

The Fairies of Fairy World have had godchildren during peace times ever since

Except Jorgen, he's too manly for a godchild

More like violent, bordering on abusive

Jorgen's Jetpack

"Too girly, jetpack."

Can it Wiz; that's girly talk, and Jorgen isn't girly at all, which is actually why he doesn't have wings he prefers a jetpack. In fact, he's so manly that instead of a wimpy cloud poof to appear places he appears with an explosion

Not that he needs the jetpack to fly... it... it's just cool

Jorgen is regularly said to be the strongest fairy in Fairy World

As such he upscales from all normal fairies and even ancient warriors

Pop-Up: Jorgen constantly toys with and pushes around the standard fairy, and they also fear him. In conjunction with constant statements of his "strongest" status, Jorgen will be upscaled from every fairy feat.

And that includes his first cousin Cosmo

Cosmo once took a tape measure and flew 1,000,000,000,000 (1 trillion) miles from Earth to Yugopotamia. Which doesn't make sense, that many miles is only 0.1 light years which while much MUCH further than the furthest planet, Neptune- "Pluto" -would still be within our Solar System and nobody but the main cast knows it exists

You're going off-topic

I- well; anyway, he flew that far in 39.7 seconds, which would pit his speed at around 135,218.9c

Heh, you haven't seen anything yet

Even without scaling Jorgen has an impressive feat of his own

While being controlled by the head of Professor Calamitous, yes from Jimmy Neutron, he was forced to make a big ass big bang bomb

It does exactly what you think it does, upon detonation it would destroy and rewrite the entirety of the Universe from scratch, this was even confirmed by Jimmy who was in awe of such an achievement in science

And when Timmy and Jimmy managed to separate the two, the Bomb exploded, and this beautiful man caught the literal big bang in his hand and stifled the explosion

The Big Bang contained all of the mass of the universe which weighs 2 × 1049 tons which in case you're wondering what that is in conventional terms is 20 Quindecillion, which is 20 followed by 48 zeroes

20 Quindecillion Tons is a big number

And y'know it's also the literal big bang

Aside from stifling the big bang; when Timmy decided to break Da Rules, by making Cosmo think there weren't any and the book began to fall apart

Yeah, and that's no-good especially since if the book goes, so does the universe

In the short time it was unstable it evaporated the oceans, destroyed fairy world and, broke the moon

And despite him being literally split in half he helped contain and force it back together

Pop-Up: While he needed help from Cosmo, he stated that if he had been in normal condition he'd have been able to do it on his own

And this is without scaling, as said before he scales above Cosmo & Wanda, who created Shirley

What a stupid name for a giant flaming robot minotaur

Shirley who is powered by normal fairy magic was able to create an ever-expanding void, of which was going to consume both the Timmy and Jimmy universes

Y'know maybe creating villains capable of destroying universes should be against Da Rules

Speaking of Da Rules, while his own magic is binded to Da Rules, he's the only fairy capable of changing or adding rules; while normal fairies can't

Yeah, being the literal enforcer of said rules means you get special privileges

Aside from physical prowess, his magic let's him do all sorts of things

Like in the worst episode of the show, Timmy wished to never exist, and then the entire timeline changed

In this timeline, nearly every being forgot about him except Jorgen who recognized his wish and was prepared to judge him

He also can sense the "Fairy Force", oh shit this isn't like the speed force is it?

Not at all, it just gives Jorgen a sense of when Da Rules are being broken, or when a wish set to disturb order is about to be made

Fairies also heal incredibly quick and this isn't like normal toon force "oh we'll just cut to the next scene and they'll be fine" it's like an actual thing

That's right Boomstick, they can heal from being burned down to the skeleton and from outright disintegration

He can also sense time travel, like when his 70's self knew that Timmy wasn't supposed to be there, damn it's always Timmy

Jorgen is not surprised

He just knows it's Timmy, every time

He like other fairies have basic magical abilities without a wand, such as teleportation or holding people in place with a snap of his fingers

And it doesn't stop there, he has plenty of other magic shit he can do

Jorgen Other Abilities

Like when he managed to trap Timmy and his fairies into a book and make a story-line with them

And it showcased the rest of the series! Everyone became one-note parodies of themselves!

As said earlier, he is still bound to Da Rules and these can give some restrictions

Like being put in a butterfly net for some reason limits their powers

And important one is, that fairies can't directly kill, maim, or injure people

Wait so why is he here-

The loophole is that it says "direct". For example, Timmy can't say "I wish Nate was dead" because Cosmo & Wanda can't do that, but he can say "I wish a rabid badger fell onto Nate's head"

Sounds like a dumb rule, "Oh you can't kill someone but you can wish for a car to run them over"

Well not a car, that specifically is prohibited

Is there other dumb rules?

Fairy magic can't destroy magical items of equal or more power than their own

And they can't use magic on invisible teachers

Or; sleeping clowns, French new wave filmmakers, and those who wear clear glasses as a fashion statement

What?

It's... yeah. Also, if a wish involves it's own set of rules then those rules will be enforced by Da Rules

What?

It's abit confusing when explained so I'll give an example: If you wished to become a pro-basketball player (without explicitly joining a competition) then you must also follow the rules of basketball

So like if I wished to be a kung-fu master, the wish would be void if I didn't follow the rules of kung fu?

That's right Boomstick

Those rules seem needlessly complex

Well, not needlessly, if Fairies were not restricted by the rules a Godkid or a rogue fairy could easily cause horrible damage to the planet or universe

Timmy

Yeah, Timmy. So that's why Jorgen has been enforcing the rules and will enforce them for eons to come

Welcome to the fairy academy, I am drill sargent Jorgen Von Strangle, and these are my muscles.
~ The first on-screen words spoken by Jorgen

Princess Celestia[]

Over 1,000 years ago two sisters ruled over Equestria

Yep, the older one raised and lowered the sun

And the younger one did the moon

But the younger one didn't like how people hated night, even though they don't, nightlife is awesome

If you didn't have me you'd have died of drunk driving

Drunk drivers aren't the problem Wiz, drunk crashers are

*sigh* the jealousy she harbored for her older sister drove her wicked

And they battled with lasers

Eventually the older one used the Elements of Harmony to banish her sister into the moon for 1,000 years

Basically did the ultimate "Mom said I'm in charge" in the world

The Older Sister alone had to rule Equestria and raise the celestial bodies, which fits alot because she is Princess Celestia

Celestia Background info

Despite losing all the damn time, she's still regarded as the strongest in Equestria

Well usually it's because she was testing and putting trust in her heir Twilight, except against Queen Chrysalis

Pop-Up: Chrysalis herself was shocked that she was even capable of doing so, despite absorbing power from Shining Armor

Wait, if Queen is a title why doesn't she go by it?

Celestia is very kind, Queen sounds too harsh of a title in their world, Princess is a more inviting title. Think about how in Disney, the heroines are Princesses and the villains are Queens.

I guess that makes sense, still dumb though

Let's get the obvious out of the way, Celestia can move the sun and the moon

Wait why does she even need Luna then?

Because she still needs sleep

Ohhh, must've been a restless 1,000 years, well good 'ol Sunbutt must be strong because it's the sun

Not just the sun, the show specifically stated that the stars need to align just perfect to release Nightmare moon

Yeah, it just happened by chance

Mare in the moon, 4 stars aligned

4 stars aligned

No, Lauren Faust has officially stated that Celestia herself aligned the stars to free her

So she can manipulate distant stars too?

That's right Boomstick, also, if we assume that these stars are the biggest stars in the night sky, then the added weight off all 4 of them at once is equal to well, in traditional terms: 116 octillion 834 septillion 600 sextillion and 5 quadrillion tons

Calculated weight of 4 huge stars

And this is some overgrown pony

Let alone that time she exerted an energy pulse upon the dreams of Equestria

Erm, aren't they dreams?

While it's technically dubious on whether this counts, the dream world is sometimes portrayed as being physical, enough to trap Luna and Discord on occasion

Well in the dream world there are doors that lead to every possible choice you can make, wait that's dumb like every dream choice or every real choice?

The infinite hallway statement, contention

"-metaphor-"

It's implied to be infinite, though Luna herself said it was a metaphor, likely meaning shouldn't be taken at face value

The dream world is still giant though

That's right Boomstick, even at the lowest estimate this is still a blatant Universal feat

Pop-Up: While it can be argued that the dream world is a non-factor, it being capable of trapping other universal beings, such as Discord should count for something given that Celestia can manipulate it

Buuut, exerting so much magic at once near completely drained her

Pop-Up: Without swapping cutie marks with her sister, dream manipulation is much harder for her

It's unclear how quickly she did it, though based on the panels we see it took merely a few moments to do so

Speaking of the magic, alicorn magic is like unicorn magic on crack

She can do anything a unicorn can but to a greater extent; which includes: Teleportation, Telekinesis, All-manner of Energy Projection-

Pop-Up: This also extends to Pegasi, such as weather manipulation

Yeah yeah all that's cool but she can set herself on fire and can turn things into whatever she wants

Celestia Other Abilities

And she can do all this without even using the elements of harmony, and while she doesn't use them anymore, she certainly could still

And despite their odd little symbols... seriously were they always balloons and apples?

In Equestria Girls the Elements were used to start collapsing the whole of both the Pony and the Human Universes

Equestria girls looks so horrible...

Pop-Up: Equestria Girls is canon, it's just super disconnected from everything else, think Donkey Kong or Wario Ware in Super Mario

The Elements are used on threats when the Alicorns are unable to do it themselves, they're even used to seal beings like Discord

Wait if she can do all this by herself why didn't she?

Celestia over the whole course of the show was training Twilight to take her place as ruler, she had faith in her pupil and in the mane 6 and yes, even Spike

Sounds very reckless

It worked didn't it? Whether she gets defeated or not, Celestia brings the hammer

When I sent you to Ponyville, I had high hopes. When you became Princess of Friendship, I knew I made the right choice. But nothing could prepare me for how proud I am right now. Equestria is definitely in the right hooves. You are ready.
~ The last on-screen words spoken by Celestia

Interlude[]

Alright, with the combatants all set and the data run through all possibilities, let's end this debate once and for all

It's time for a Death battle!

Combatants Jorgen vs Celestia

Battle[]

In Canterlot, Princess Celestia sits peacefully on her throne. An explosion occurs in the throne room, and Jorgen stands there as the dust clears.

Celestia: Oh my... me

Jorgen: You there, girly magical pony. Da Rules poof into his hands As a magical being you and your people should be under the jurisdiction of Da Rules, we have monitored your many threats.

Celestia: She walks off her throne We most certainly do not need to be put under your jurisdiction, we have handled everyone who has come our way.

Jorgen: Da Rules poof away They shouldn't have even shown up in the first place.

Celestia: My apologies, but I'm going to ask you to leave

Jorgen: Well, I wasn't asking

Jorgen vs Celestia fight image (for use)

Part 1: The beginning of the end[]

Jorgen rushes forward, reeling his fist back. Celestia looks at him, she seems shocked before quickly glaring and creating a forcefield to protect herself from his punch.

Jorgen grits his teeth as his fist hits her forcefield, his knuckles popping as he feels the recoil of the force of his attack. Celestia watches as she notices her forcefield start to crack. The field suddenly shatters and she’s met with a big burly fist to the face launching her launching her to the other side of the room.

Celestia stands as she recovers from the blow, she notices Jorgen rushing towards her. Her horn glows and a ball forms at the tip as she fires a beam of magic at his center mass.

Jorgen: Ha, you think your little beam is enough for-

He suffers a direct hit and is launched to the opposite side of the room. Celestia’s horn glows again as Jorgen is covered in a magical aura. “Uh oh-” is all he manages to say before she levitates and slams him against the wall, ceiling and, floor. He hits the floor and he digs his fingers into it, he feels his body forced upwards and he stays determined to remain on the floor. A few moments into this struggle the entire floor cracks and he’s ripped upward before putting his fingers together and snapping. Celestia finds herself stuck still for a moment.

Jorgen snaps again and teleports directly in front of her. He punches her to the side then upwards he then claps his fists together and knocks her back downwards.

Jorgen: That was for levitating me

Celestia: You’re the one that- sigh

She spreads her wings and flies upwards out of his immediate range then she fires a beam from above. It destroys the ground as he rolls out of the way of it he then uses his hand to try to catch it. He grunts in pain as he attempts to stifle the beam, it brings him to one knee before he forces his arm forward which dispels the magic for a moment.

Celestia charges and starts firing another beam, Jorgen just barely manages to dive out of the way. He realizes he needs to close the distance.

Jorgen: Wings are too girly, so I'll be using, jetpack. His jetpack deploys

Celestia: What-

She’s suddenly tackled and he forces her through the walls and in the air around Canterlot. He throws her towards the ground, but she extends her wings to stop herself before looking towards him and fires another beam. He flies out of the way and towards her as she flies to dodge him as she fires beams to stop him. The punches he misses cause the nearby clouds to disperse and the buildings to shatter. The beams she misses scorch and cut whatever it touches. She notices the damage and a group of ponies running away from a collapsing building, she catches the building with levitation and moves it to save them. Jorgen rushes in right after this distraction to tackle her into the ground causing rubble to kick up and a massive crater to appear on it. He starts beating her deeper into the ground. Her horn zaps and teleports her behind him before she kicks him down before she teleports both of them into an empty field. She sighs in relief as the citizens of Canterlot are now relatively safe.

Jorgen rolls so he’s on his back lifts one leg and slams it onto the ground so hard the recoil gets him to stand up.

Celestia: Now that we’re here we can finally discuss-

Jorgen: Nah

Celestia: Excuse me?

He extends his hand and his massive wand appears in his hand “Ok, my turn” he says as his wand glows and blasts her away. He then fires a beam much like hers, she then forms a force field in which the laser deflects off of it and hits a cloud in the sky turning it into stone… a giant cloud-sized stone

Both: That’s not good-

Jorgen jumps up, shoving his hands into the stone “Nevermind, it’s good now” he says as he swings it towards Celestia.

CRASH!!!

Jorgen lets go of the stone and slides down it to the ground. He then notices a flash from under the stone, and it’s enveloped in a magical aura. The stone turns back into a cloud and then into water then condensed into the smallest containment it can be. The entire ground where the stone hit is destroyed except for where the forcefield used to be. Jorgen looks a tad impressed before a massive torrent of water washes him away. He’s dragged by the water every which way before he finally manages to plant his feet on the ground and stick his hands out to resist being pushed by the 132,000 gallons of water being blasted at him. His wand glows and a giant fish bowl appears to catch the water. Celestia sees this as the last of the water is used up. Jorgen then grabs the heavy fish bowl and throws it at her, she fires a beam at the bowl and it blows up, she turns the glass into steam as the water left inside it rains down.

The two then run at each other wand and horn glowing they start firing beams of magic countering each other. They start teleporting around to try getting the best shot for a beam eventually they end up right next to each other and hit each other with concussive beams. They prepare to teleport again but their horn and wand touch as they do. Sparks fly as the entire area they’re in disappears including them.

In the background, Super Sonic rushes by Rainbow Dash causing her to crash into the pillars of Canterlot making the entire city collapse.

Part 2: Don't mess with the mouse[]

White void

The scene begins in a white void, nothing, in particular, is happening, just a plain boring background that contains absolutely nothing, that is until some magic sparks begin to flicker manifesting a portal, then King Mickey gets launched out of it, and faceplants onto the ground before the portal close, The mouse gets up grunting in pain and takes a look to his surroundings, he slowly realizes he's in the middle of nowhere

The flickering appears once more as Jorgen and Celestia appear and launch each other away

Jorgen: You fool, look at what you’ve done!

Celestia: What I’ve done, you’re the one that started the fight!

Mickey: Uh- The mouse says, confused

Jorgen: He looks over at the mouse Oh boy, that’s not good, this is probably a copyright infringement

Celestia & Mickey: A what?

Mokey: ʰᵉˡˡᵒ BOOOOOIIS WHAT ARE YOU DOOOIING, wait A disgusting nose pops out of his face as he sniffs the 3 Ǧ̶̠̦͚̞̫̦͇͍̲͚̮̼͇͓͍̼̙͎̱͔̳̮̙ͅĄ̷̭̟̠͍̦͈̾̈́͌̿͑̽͂̋̇̑̎̈́̊̽̕̕S̶̢͎̳̬̝͓̟̠̼̟̃̌͊̎̎͂̄͒̒̉͑̈́̓́͘͠͝P̸̹̖̝̖̺̺̳̬̟͎̺̓̓̃̑̔̀́̾̅̓̊̂͑̈̈́̅͑̓̄̅̾̕͘͜ He wiggles on the ground

Mommie: Mokey, you need to clean da HOUSE, Mokey, or else you will sleep outside for the whole month, MOKEY

Mokey slaps Mommie in the face and she collapses into a fetus, then he grabs her and eats her

The other 3 look grossed out

Mokey: Oh heLLO, did you know it’s CHREEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Jorgen: What? It is December 5th He says as he pulls out a calendar

Celestia: What’s Christma-

Mokey’s head snaps as he stares at Celestia and his arm stretches to grab her, she flies up to avoid this and the parody mouse grabs at her again but his arm is smacked away from the keyblade of the King

King Mickey: Absolutely not!

Mokey: GASP 2, he grows angry and starts choking out King Mickey

Jorgen: HAHA!

Celestia attempts to intervene but Jorgen blasts her away with his wand

Jorgen: This is too funny to stop!

King Mickey uses his keyblade to smack Mokey off of him, Jorgen catches the parody and fires a beam of magic at the mouse which is countered by a light ball from his keyblade. Celestia lands beside the King

Celestia: You seem to be the only sensible one here

Jorgen: You, funny thing, you fight with me

Mokey: ₒ ₖ ᵢ

The Mouse and Pony get ready to battle the Fairy and Parody. Jorgen fires a beam of magic which Mickey deflects. Mokey draws the Christmas sword “ᵢₜ 𝒸ₕᵣᵢₛMMMAAAAS” He screams as he swings it at Celestia, she uses magic to quickly block it. Jorgen sweeps his wand towards the two and Mickey attempts to block but is knocked back. Celestia fires a beam of magic which knocks Mokey far into the horizon. Mickey hits her side before getting upon her back and throws his keyblade at Jorgen who ducks. “Ha! You missed me stupid mouse!” He taunts as Mickey holds his hand out as the blade hits him in the back of the head knocking him down. Mickey prepares to attack once more before he turns to see Mokey flying towards him from the other side of the void. “Did he get launched around the planet?!” Celestia shouts who jumps to the side to avoid the flying parody and Mickey swings his keyblade to launch Mokey again, like a baseball bat. He gets hit by a beam of magic getting knocked off Celestia as Mokey flies in from the other side again crashing into her. Jorgen then throws a punch at the downed mouse “Stopza!” He shouts and Jorgen pauses, Mokey taps him from behind and Sparta kicks him into Jorgen. Now free, Jorgen delivers a mighty kick on the King.

Celestia is back on her feet, and bucks Mokey. Mokey now has 2 comedic horseshoe marks on his face. Jorgen grabs her, and she makes a sound of surprise "Suplex" He says as he jumps up and is about to slam her down, but she flaps her wings and flips them around, headbutting him back onto the ground.

King Mickey runs up and swings his blade, Mokey ducks and tackles him, grabbing the Christmas sword, and prepares to do a stabby stabby. (Spy TF2 appears doing the conga dance in the background before Android 17 DBZ disintegrates him in a single blast, Tessa Red Earth is pogging beside them). Celestia zaps his hand making him drop it before getting punched by Jorgen. As Mickey gets up he kicks Mokey away, he then throws his blade at the Fairy to knock him back. Jorgen slams his wand on the ground and teleports him and Mokey a bit away. A giant anvil then comes from above, Mickey looks up in shock, but Celestia catches it with magic and throws it at the other two. Jorgen gets his wand ready like a bat, he then swings it as the anvil gets close launching it horizontally at the others. Celestia prepares to catch it but Mickey jumps in front of her and swings his blade, the giant anvil then splits where he swings and both pieces land on either side of them.

Jorgen: Ok, that was pretty cool.

Mokey: Do not worry, I got ASSteroids!!!!

He then guzzles down some steroids and gets buff

Jorgen: Nice muscles

They start flexing with each other. Mickey and Celestia look at each other, confused before charging towards them.

Police: Hey uh, I got a noise compla-

Mokey slams the top of his head flattening him

Mickey: An innocent man!

Celestia: We must stop them!

Beams and swords (well, sword and giant key) clash. Celestia is in the air firing at the two as Mickey and Mokey engage in chivalry.

Sr Pelo watches from his chair as the video he was making has been hijacked by whatever the hell is going on, he makes a weird baby noise

As the 4 clash with magic and swords and keys and wands and horns; Mickey notices that only the star of the wand glows. “That’s it!” Mickey jumps at the wand but is cut by the Christmas sword Celestia swoops by and knocks Mokey back.

Mickey gathers magic in his blade as Celestia charges at Jorgen. He readies his wand as Celestia readies to fire from her horn.

Mickey: ULTIMA!!!!

Ultima clashes with Jorgen’s wand as Celestia attacks him with a beam, as all of this occurs everything in the area sparks and causes a massive magical explosion around the entire arena. The dust soon clears with Jorgen and Celestia missing

Mokey and Mickey stand soon after, Mickey is confused as to what happened, he probably assumes the worst happened to Celestia

Mokey: What are you going to do huh? Punch me?

Thanks to karma, he does not receive a punch, but a very strong blow from the Keyblade.

Part 3: Ghost shenanigans[]

In the middle of a battle between ghosts upon a green ship

The King of the Boos is sending his tongue toward the Flying Dutchman himself, before…

Light from the Ultima spell with swirls of fairy and alicorn magic appears in the middle of the ship, surprising the two ghosts as to what pops out of it.

Jorgen and Celestia never stopped fighting while in the spell as magic beams flew everywhere, wrecking everything.

Dutchie: Hey knock it off! Ye ruinin' me ship!

King Boo starts sneaking off to get his stuff before Jorgen is flung into him. Dutchie puts a finger to the side of his nose and fires a laser at Celestia who jumps away “...ew” She says as her attention turns to him. King Boo attempts to slap Jorgen with his tongue but he catches it "Uh-oh" Is all the King can say as Jorgen swings him like a wrecking ball at the other two combatants. They’re nearly knocked overboard as Jorgen then swings Boo overhead and starts jackhammering him.

King Boo grows furious and sends a fireball at Jorgen, which manages to get him to let go. Jorgen is charred black but he shakes the soot off

Dutchie: Who dares attack the flying Dutchman!!!

Jorgen: Jorgen Von Strangle! He shouts as he decks the Dutchman backward Celestia sets herself on fire and rushes towards Jorgen, knocking him to the side of the ship, as he stands again he slams his wand on the ground causing a big plume of fire to envelop Celestia, she’s casually parts it away. King Boo stares at the chaos now unfolding, deciding he didn’t ask for this he throws several bombs at the two

Jorgen: Oh that’s not good

The side of the boat is blown off and it starts crashing downwards destroying the mansion below. King Boo facepalms as he realizes his mistake. Dutchie however screams in anger

Dutchie: ME SHIP!!! No that’s it! You there, horse!

He attempts to hypnotize Celestia, but she is easily able to ward it off and blasts him back into the perfume section

Jorgen: Condemned him to a fate worse than death!

King Boo looms behind with an empty canvas and slams it on Jorgen, making him a glorious painting

King Boo: One down!

Princess Celestia looks to King Boo. He launches a fireball but she’s easily able to redirect it back at him. The King shakes his head (Well… he’s all head so, his body) and turns invisible. Celestia keeps her guard up, she starts getting hit from all directions as she fires practically blind. She starts getting fed up and makes a huge pulse of magic, revealing King Boo’s location to her and she charges a massive blast and fires a beam. He realizes a bit too late that she can see him now and gets hit full-force by the beam.

He lands by Jorgen’s portrait, he looks at it for a moment before he realizes something.

King Boo: Oh Poop.

Jorgen punches himself free from the portrait, and in the same punch, he knocks Boo back to Celestia who uses magic to send him right back. They start using him like a Tennis Ball, trying to hit each other with him.

Boo then fires a huge bolt of lightning at the mast of the downed ship blowing it off its support, he stops mid-air and grabs it with his tongue. He then fires another beam from his crown and it grows massive. The huge stick now reaches the clouds and he starts swinging it down so fast it starts to catch fire. Jorgen then slams his wand onto the ground causing a huge sound shockwave so loud it shatters the the mast

Dutchie then emerges from the perfume section, traumatized and livid at everyone, for destroying his ship (and more importantly making him enter that area)

Dutchie: Nope! I’m doing something so unbelievably horrible you’ll all beg for me to stop!

He makes a giant ghost SpongeBob who starts laughing loudly

Jorgen: If you think that’s annoying? Try this

He poofs up a giant Cosmo robot which starts just talking in his later-season voice. King Boo covers his “ears”. Celestia knows Pinkie so she isn’t that bothered.

Dutchie and Jorgen send the giant Ghost SpongeBob and giant Robot Cosmo to start fighting. The four then continue fighting in the shadow of the battle. Reality starts contorting around them. Celestia knowing this is no longer her world decides she should make a sacrifice to save hers, she then makes her horn glow as the sun rises she then fires a beam of magic at it. She’s then grabbed by King Boo's tongue and swung into Dutchie. Jorgen notices the sky, the Sun has exploded into a supernova the radiation and heat starting to blast everything away. He aims his wand at the explosion and it shrinks when then holds his hand out as the supernova is pulled into his hand as he closes it, stifling it.

Without the sun the entire area starts to freeze over. Storm clouds appear overhead as a huge blizzard starts. Giant Robot Cosmo starts to rapidly rust and fall apart. Celestia uses the falling parts to throw at the other. Jorgen then uses his magic and the Giant Ghost Spongebob teleports away

Meanwhile, Squidward relaxes in his home as suddenly the Ghost SpongeBob appears outside his house and keeps laughing. His screams could be heard for miles, even at the battlefield.

Jorgen decks King Boo and knocks away his 3DS with 299 copies of Luigi’s Mansion 2, and 1 copy of Pokemon Alpha Sapphire

King Boo: NOOO MY BEAUTIFUL GAMES

The chaos of the battle had exposed the Flying Dutchman’s Dreamcast which had a copy of Sonic Adventure playing, as the Alpha Sapphire cartridge clashes with it. Magic imbued into the games which causes a massive vortex

King Boo: What happened?!

Jorgen: It was the magic!

Dutchie: What have you done!?

Celestia: This is your fault!

The vortex starts to suck them all into the Dreamcast world

Part 4: Don't get wet feet[]

In the middle of a new ocean burying a city and all land in sight. Perfect Chaos and Primal Kyogre glared at each other, assessing the power of one another, Chaos prepared to make the first attack.

But, a vortex opens as chunks of paintings, giant robot fairy parts, and the remains of a ghost ship as the 4 combatants from just earlier are forced out of it.

Professor Mewtwo: Is currently reading this sentence and the realization just hit that I basically just took his idea from when my cameo showed up in DA Perfect Cell vs SMG4. I’m going to sue him. But there’s no way he’ll get me to show up to court.

Chaos in his raw anger starts attacking the group with water torrents. Kyogre launches massive whirlpools towards them. Celestia flies up and uses magic to redirect the attacks towards the others. Jorgen activates his jetpack and flies towards Kyogre.

King Boo and The Flying Dutchman never asked for this and are simply sitting in the middle of this…

Dutchie: …I’ll just. I’ll just go.

King Boo: Nods

The Ghosts leave, they’re done with this

Jorgen: Look at me fish, I am going to wrestle you!

Jorgen then decks Kyogre in the face. Water orbs form around them, origin pulse is fired at Jorgen

Jorgen: Wimpy water you th-

He’s knocked into the surrounding ocean

Celestia flies around Chaos who is relentlessly attacking her and roaring, firing energy pulses at her. She blocks with her forcefield and returns fire, seeing her attacks do little to nothing upon his main body

Kyogre prepares to rush at them (Chaos & Celestia) but the water under them (Kyogre themself) begins to bubble. They seem confused as a massive whirlpool opens up with the tip of Jorgen’s wand at the eye of it, sucking Kyogre downward

Celestia and Chaos continue battle before he notices part of the water in his body is being tugged away by the whirlpool. Celestia uses this moment to attack the obvious brain weak point with her beam. Chaos collapses and sinks into the ocean.

Kyogre fighting against the whirlpool fires an ice beam at the epicenter, freezing Jorgen’s wand and stopping the whirlpool. Celestia flies over only for Kyogre to immediately fire Origin Pulse at her. She’s shot head-on and starts falling toward the water.

Jorgen finally resurfaces, not realizing that just behind him the God of Destruction is returning too. Chaos roars and a massive beam of energy fires, he’s aiming for Kyogre and the falling Celestia. Both are hit directly.

Chaos doesn’t notice Jorgen now ascending his body, preparing to punch the brain thing in his head. The moment Chaos sees Jorgen he gets a rather direct headache and he violently thrashes around throwing Jorgen out of his body. He traps Jorgen in a torrent of water and begins sending him to the bottom of the ocean

There’s a massive explosion in the water, Celestia has recovered and blasted her way back to the surface. She’s ignited herself into flames so hot the water around her evaporates and she’s perfectly dry. She fires a massive beam of magic into the monsoon clouds splitting them away, causing the sun to shine down.

Kyogre recovers and doesn’t seem too thrilled about the rainstorm ending. Chaos and Kyogre fire massive torrents of water at Celestia, the heat she’s admitting evaporates said water.

Jorgen on the ground below the ocean slams his wand on the ground making the water start to freeze as he teleports above the water. The entire ocean freezes over including Chaos and Kyogre within it.

Celestia flies towards Jorgen, melting any ice she gets near. Jorgen prepares to catch her. They clash, Jorgen’s body getting burned as he’s pushed back on the rapidly melting and cracking ice. He leans back and flips Celestia over, then jumps away, his body rapidly healing from the burns.

Celestia rears up on her legs and releases a pulse of magic, melting the oceans again. Chaos is freed and realizes who exactly unfroze him, he isn’t friends with her but he’ll pay her back by blasting a massive laser at Jorgen. Jorgen lifts his wand and fires a magical beam back.

Kyogre is still livid that their storm ended and he fires origin pulse at Celestia, the attack evaporates in the high heat once it gets near her. They swim towards her rapidly, ready to use double edge.

Jorgen is still in a beam struggle with Chaos; he uses one hand to snap, making Chaos stop. He then easily destroys the rest of the beam and hits Chaos.

Kyogre hits Celestia, suffering a burn but damaging her badly still. Celestia takes a moment to recover, as she blasts Kyogre away.

Jorgen is blasting Chaos left and right as Chaos retaliates with his own energy blasts. They trade blows before Chaos sends him flying with a huge water vortex sent at him

Kyogre as they recover fires a huge blast of water into the sky, causing the biblical-level storms to return to the area. Celestia has an idea, if everyone is covered in water, then electrocuting them should harm all at once. She flies into the sky. Kyogre fires a huge torrent of water toward her but Chaos defends her (he hates Kyogre more) by sending a current to stop it. Jorgen uses this time to blast Chaos down, making him nearly collapse.

Celestia stands on the huge storm cloud and stomps on it, this supercharges the cloud and sends down the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning down. It hits the water below.

Kyogre is hit hard, immediately taken out of commission, and sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Chaos fully collapses. Jorgen fights through the electrocution and flies out of the water.

As they lock eyes. Jorgen and Celestia charge at each other, wand and horn flared, the ocean violently uproaring around them. As they clash they teleport everywhere across space-time rapidly, they first appear in caves where A human and hylian battle. Then on an island where a yoshi and a namekian are about to meet. Then in a city before a half-viltrumite charges a corrupted half-gem. Then within a whole new arena, with no rules, only bloodshed

Part 5: No magic muffins allowed[]

Kirby in his fighter ability was fighting a pink Android 21. They were flying right next to each other hitting each other with punches and kicks blow for blow. They glare at each other as they zip through the sky and rapidly descend toward the ground blowing anything nearby away. They then see sparks in front of them and instantly get to a stop as Jorgen and Celestia zap into existence sopping wet and water falling onto the ground.

Android 21: Ooh~ I wonder how a beefcake like you will taste as a muffin~

Android 21 fires a beam with her finger at Jorgen

Jorgen: NO! No magic muffins! He re-directs it towards Celestia

Celestia activates her shield and it bounces off to Kirby, who kicks upward which knocks the beam away

Android 21: No fair!

She kicks Kirby away and the Warp Star follows him to catch him, Jorgen summons his motorcycle to follow, and Celestia also spreads her wings and flaps them rocketing forward

The four combatants rush forward near the ground

Android 21: Oh butt OUT already!

Jorgen: My tight glutes will not be excluded, Sunbutt however!

Celestia: You started the fight!

Kirby: Poyo! >=c

Android 21 whips her tail at the wheels of the motorcycle in an attempt to trip it up instead her tail gets run over. “Yeow!?”

Jorgen: Ha! Magic wheels! And a magic hammer!

A giant magic hammer appears above the other 3, Kirby and Celestia dodge as Android 21 blasts it to pieces with a Ki blast. Fighter Kirby takes this opportunity to kick her back which knocks her forward.

Celestia fires 2 beams of magic at Jorgen, who poofs up a mirror and directs it to hit Kirby instead. Kirby is knocked off the Warp Star again and the fighter ability is knocked out of him. He quickly eats inhales the second and swallows, as the sun princess Celestia’s beam was likely of a burning variety, producing Fire Kirby

Kirby quickly returns to his Warp Star to catch up to the other three who continue to rush forward. He then lunges forward in a fireball hitting Celestia in the side, she isn’t burned but the force knocks her to the side before she stabilizes herself. Android 21 fires a magic muffin beam at her, Celestia retaliates by firing her own beam which forces them into a beam struggle while in motion

Kirby fires… fire out of his mouth at Jorgen, he lifts his arm to block it

Jorgen: It hurts good!

As the beam struggle continues, Kirby and Jorgen fight around it. Jorgen poofs up a fire extinguisher to counter the flames. Kirby closes his mouth as the fire extinguisher emissions do not taste good. He makes a sour face which is soon punched by Jorgen knocking the ability away. Kirby nearly falls off his warp star, but he holds on to it, Jorgen then throws the empty fire extinguisher at the warp star; shattering it.

Celestia and Android 21 continue their beam struggle before two mirrors suddenly appear in front of them reflecting their attacks on themselves. Celestia is knocked down but Android 21 is turned into a muffin. Celestia soon recovers from her hit she flies towards Jorgen, who is still racing forward on his motorcycle.

Kirby way behind finds a sleeping wheelie, he inhales it and turns into Wheel Kirby, he then races forward to catch up. He suddenly stops to eat a muffin he found then continues.

Jorgen and Celestia meet fist to hoof blow for blow, as Wheel Kirby soon catches up to them. He rolls right into their clashing blows, the kinetic energy knocks them all back. As they rush forward, they go over an ocean.

Jorgen: No. I'm sick of water. He slams his wand into the water, instantly evaporating it

As Jorgen falls he throws his motorcycle at Celestia, and his Jetpack deploys so he can stay airborne

Kirby drops his wheel ability and looks around, he spots a Bang-Bang and quickly inhales it, turning into Missile Kirby

Celestia has wings, even with a motorcycle exploding in her face she stays airborne

Jorgen: You can turn into a missile?! The pink thing is more manly than I had previously tho-

Missile Kirby slams into him BOOM Jorgen plummets toward the seafloor rapidly, he suddenly poofs away. Kirby forms back into his missile form. Jorgen reappears above Celestia, using his crashing momentum to slam into her. They both plummet down as Kirby slams into both of them BOOM! They plummet even faster downward. They crash into the seafloor with Blippers flopping around, and Coo carrying a sad Kine away because the water is gone

Celestia: Why do the fish have goggles?

Jorgen: Why do you have wings and a horn?

Celestia: That's what an alicorn I-

Kirby crashes down exploding, and knocks them back, because he's a missile

Jorgen: I've had enough of this missile business!

Jorgen grabs Kirby in his fist, squeezes him, and throws him onto the ground then stomps, knocking the ability away

Celestia fires a beam of magic at the ground, making a big plume of fire around them all. As the flames clear Jorgen is a skeleton.

Jorgen: Ok my turn. His skin is suddenly back

Jorgen slams his wand on the ground and a cloud of ice appears. Celestia is frozen as the cloud clears, her horn glows and the ice melts she then gathers the water with levitation and gets it as condensed as she can. She then uses magic to change the properties as she condenses it even further… That's when the immense pressure collapses in on itself, Celestia has made a black hole, and she then teleports away, Jorgen immediately poofs away… Kirby, who remained frozen and burned, is sucked inside it. The warp star is summoned to save him.

Deep inside Kirby’s hammer space, a miracle fruit glows to save him. Kirby becomes Hypernova shattering the ice as the Warp Star races to him and allows him to escape. Kirby turns as he leaves and inhales the growing black hole.

Jorgen and Celestia notice the immense gravitation pull is gone, they look back

Jorgen: …That thing is tough.

Kirby notices them and starts to inhale them. Jorgen plants his wand into the ground, as he’s tugged, he’s prepared to poof away. Celestia is nearly dragged into Kirby as she prepares to teleport. They crash into each other the moment they do so.

Part 6: The next generation[]

In Amity Park, Danny was being webbed towards Miles about to be slugged when Jorgen and Celestia appeared in between them. Miles and Danny seem confused.

Danny: …Jorgen? What’re you doing here? We’re not being brought together again, are we? Is Mawgu back?

Jorgen: No, that’s the Crab's job, I’m here because this magical creature here doesn’t abide by Da Rules, which govern magical creatures. Could you back me up?

Danny: Sighs in “I am definitely missing curfew” Yeah

Miles: This guy looks to be bothering you, and he’s teaming with a villain of the week, need help ma’am?

Celestia: Nods Thank you

Miles & Celestia prepare to brawl with Danny & Jorgen

Danny does a ghostly wail, making the other 2 cover their ears

Jorgen: Try this!

A huge speaker (imagine something like Back 2 the Future) poofs up as Jorgen gives Danny a microphone, and Danny does the wail again. Blowing the entire area away including Celestia and Miles. Celestia manages to fire a beam that makes a vacuum of (well, lack thereof) air around her and Miles, in which the sound can’t reach them.

Celestia's horn lights up and so does the speaker. Miles fires webs at the speaker, he sends a huge jolt of electricity through them which causes the speaker to explode. Danny and Jorgen are knocked back some, Jorgen then grabs the webs, and Miles sends another jolt. Jorgen fights the pain and yanks him forward. Celestia flies forward to stop him but Danny punches her back. Jorgen headbutts Miles down, Miles slips under Jorgen and jumps onto his back “Get off” “No way Juggernaut wannabe” Miles flips over Jorgen’s head and grabs him to flip him onto the ground. Jorgen uses only one leg to slam himself back up to standing.

Jorgen: Fist to Fist, get ready puny web person

Miles: I got no problem with that

Jorgen throws a punch but Miles jumps over his fist and delivers a swift kick to the side of the head. He’s met with Jorgen’s other fist knocking him to the side, he grabs his leg and lifts him over his head “My turn” Jorgen SLAMS Miles onto the ground so hard he bounces up, he then grabs his leg again and SLAMS him on the ground again even harder. Jorgen then grabs Miles’ head and drags it along the ground right under the battling ghost and horse.

Ghost energy & Alicorn Magic beams fly around as they fly around each other. Celestia’s horn glows as she grabs a ghost beam and redirects it to hit Danny. She then fires a beam of her own to follow it up, blasting him into the ground. Danny goes intangible which shocks her initially before he goes tangible to punch her. He uses his ghostly wail to knock her to the ground. “I liked the taste you gave me, why don’t you try it” He does his ghostly wail again to hit her deeper into the ground, and she retaliates with another beam. He forms a ghost shield to knock it back, she forms her shield to counter, and the beam is knocked around the two. The beam gains momentum before she reflects it once more, she then teleports behind him and knocks him directly into his own beam.

Jorgen lifts Miles who has half of his mask ripped up and his face marked up. Celestia then rips up a street light with levitation and slams it directly into Jorgen making him drop him.

Miles: Thanks for the assist… A little faster next time?

Celestia: My apologies.

Miles: It’s fine, you’re dealing with the ghost guy

Jorgen recovers quickly and turns to face Celestia, but Miles wraps him in webbing and shocks him, Celestia then ignites and charges right into him. Danny gets up a bit later, the front of his suit burned off, and a big mark on his torso from his reflected attack. He sees Jorgen being jumped and he flies over and knocks Miles off of him. Jorgen then bursts out of the webs and stands to headbutt Celestia. They meet heads and the area around them cracks and he grabs her front limbs to throw her.

Jorgen: Handle the spider man He says to Danny as he charges Celestia

Danny: Got it Jorg He says as he and Miles continue to fight

Jorgen summons his wand and another anvil appears over her, but she fires a beam at the anvil and it shatters, she then redirects all the shards at Jorgen. He gets cut all over as he rushes to her, his wand glows and the shards stop mid-air both their magic countering the others. Jorgen summons a tornado to distract her but simply manipulates the wind herself to stop it. Jorgen summons a huge fireball, but she (of course) instantly snuffs it out. Jorgen then summons a portal behind her but she retaliates with her own portal behind him, they attempt to blast each other through them with beams. Jorgen attempts to make her jump in with hypnosis, but she can ignore it and keep pushing. Jorgen creates another set of portals between their beams and he sends another one above her so they hit her but she makes her own set of portals. The beams travel across their portals over and over before Jorgen dissipates his own with the beam inside it so they disappear.

Danny & Miles continue fighting, they look pretty banged up, and their respective suits are ripped up. Miles puts his hand on Danny’s shoulder “Hey.” Danny is electro-blasted into the side of a building. Miles takes this opportunity to help out Celestia but as he’s running to attack Jorgen, Danny shoots him in the back with a ghost laser knocking him down. Miles fires a web at Danny to yank him forward but he goes intangible. Danny then flies at him going tangible to punch but Miles catches the fist and the subsequent other fist.

Celestia and Jorgen are now face to face as their teammates attempt to get away from their foes to help them. Their horn and wand glow brighter than before as they clash them once again. Making a huge flash much brighter than any of the ones before.

Miles and Danny see their teammates disappear but both have lost their energy to fight each other as they soon collapse.

Part 7: The ending of the end[]

Jorgen & Celestia rocket through a space full of spheres showcasing more people fighting

One sphere contained. Therion shouting as he raises his sword ready to finish off Puss in Boots.

Another. Magikarp using dragon rage to flatten Aqua who was panicking.

A third. Alice looked to see everything but her was grey as a demented puppet named Spamton start enlarging.

A fourth. Saitama looks up to see a huge fireball being launched toward him by Azusa.

A fifth. Sans looks at Celestia and Jorgen from his bubble and winks, as Crypto charges his weapon

Over 5,900+ more battles in bubbles are all around them

Celestia: Thousands of people… locked in combat like us… She watches as many of the combatants in the bubbles die …and thousands of people die… if I must be locked in combat like this… then I won’t let it won’t be me

Jorgen watches as he notices many fights have the same people in them, especially that skeleton he just saw.

Jorgen: Well, I plan to win my battle, however many there are!

The new tear for their location rips open as they both end up back in Equestria where this all began

Celestia summons the Elements of Harmony which charge up, Jorgen attempts to poof them away but their magical power is too great and his attempt is foiled Jorgen then poofs away. The Elements fire homed in on Jorgen.

Jorgen appears in Fairy World by the big wand and powers his magic up, the elemental rainbow is rapidly approaching, Jorgen in the one last thing he can do poofs up the rules and the pages poof he then fires a massive beam powered by all the magic in Fairy World.

The magic beam and the rainbow clash sending huge ripples across both cosmologies, the beams push each other to the halfway point between them, and their worlds both start to descend into chaos. Both shout at the top of their lungs with their effort. Jorgen holds his wand with both wands and grips as tight as he can, his feet digging into the ground as everything not tied down behind him is blown away with the immense energy he’s exerting. The same can be said for Celestia as she pours all she has into this final attack, she needs this to work it HAS to work. She’s exhausted from all this fighting.

The beam struggle rages on the light emitted from the middle is blinding both universes are illuminated. Sonic who is still here from Part 1 is probably stunned to be seeing what he is seeing.

They continue to pour everything they have into these attacks, no one has a noticeable upper hand… yet. Celestia filled with determination continues to push, but she seems to be petering out meanwhile Jorgen seems healthy, while still giving it all. His beam starts to overtake the elements’ rainbow.

Celestia doesn’t know what to do but keeps trying, she’s being pushed back. Her hooves rip up the ground as they’re so deeply shoved into it. She raises her wings as the sun illuminates her from behind.

The Elements’ rainbow keeps pushing back on her. Her life starts to flash before her eyes as she’s nearly overtaken. She gets a huge rush of adrenaline, she lets the rainbow remind her of everything she’s fighting for and the rainbow starts to envelop Jorgen’s beam and starts blasting it back.

Jorgen: Impossible!

Jorgen watches the rainbow blast back upon him and hit him directly, as he’s hit by the beam he starts to turn to stone, he solidifies and stops moving.

Celestia collapses, but after a brief moment of peace, she stands once more and teleports to Jorgen’s statue to see if she did the job. She walks up to him and notices Da Rules, she grabs the book and opens it to a newly edited page.

“Fairies cannot directly kill, maim, or injure living beings… except for Princess Celestia”

Celestia: …what?

The statue starts to crack, and light shines through as Celestia realizes this she quickly turns, exhausted but still ready to battle. Jorgen soon bursts free.

Jorgen: Turner has tried that one, a soccer ball specifically. Let’s see how you fare.

Jorgen aims his wand and fires it at Celestia. The Princess’ eyes go wide as the area she was hit at turns to plastic and she soon starts turning to plastic everywhere and shrinking. She shrieks before her own lungs and her mouth are silenced into plastic. Jorgen then teleports the newly formed Celestia figure into a house.

Celestia finds herself not in a child's home but in a grown mans, who grabs her places her on a platform, and turns a camera on. Then the hydraulic press turns on and lowers onto her crushing the toy body.

KO!!!!!!

Results[]

That’s still bad but… not as bad as I was expecting.

That was the craziest fight I’ve seen in a long time...

Jorgen and Celestia were relatively even in stats, both having blatant Universal feats, even higher when considering everything

Yeah, big bangs and giant dreamscapes

Their abilities countered each other, Jorgen can summon and manipulate matter all he wants buuut so can Celestia

Celestia can fly and teleport and create portals

What a surprise so can Jorgen

Pop-Up: Both are faster than light and have many FTL feats, speed was equalized

Jorgen can time travel? Well looky here, Celestia can sense that shit.

However, Jorgen had some things that Celestia did not

Jorgen can and has ignored being turned into stuff, he can do it to himself even

Jorgen also can manipulate the plot, granted it’s conditional, and is unlikely he could get Celestia into his stories

Those “rules” are also able to be loop-holed alot

Also given that Jorgen can edit them, nothing is stopping him from just editing them to say he can harm Celestia rather than wishing for all the air around her to be toxic

Celestia could write in the book with a green crayon

Yeah, good luck with that, even so; Jorgen removed the whole “Fairies can’t argue with green crayon” rule after-

Timmy?

Yeah, Timmy. Jorgen also has better feats of strength with the whole holding the big bang against Celestia moving stars

Big Bang is 171,182,170,000,000,000 x stars

Jorgen also has a healing factor that is nearly instant, so like, any attack Celestia did would HAVE to take him out

Meanwhile, Jorgen could do a long drawn-out fight and keep his energy meanwhile Celestia has been shown to get drained after expending her magical limit

So Jorgen was better physically and could outlast Celestia magically?

That’s right Boomstick and while Celestia is certainly powerful to take out Jorgen, Jorgen would have better luck with taking Celestia out

Pop-Up: It is certainly very debatable on who could kill who first, Celestia was not outclassed

And he’s like at least 9x older than her along with two massive wars under his belt.

While an incredibly close fight with nearly equal stats across the board, Jorgen simply had just that little bit to set him over the winning edge

While Celestia controlled the sun, she just couldn’t contain the supernova that was Jorgen

The Winner is Jorgen Von Strangle

Jorgen Von Strangle is the Winner

Condensed Reasoning[]

Jorgen[]

Winner

+Stronger physically

+More experienced

+Superior stamina

=Abilities

=Magical potency

=Speed

=Mobility

-Dumber overall

Celestia[]

Loser

+Smarter overall

=Abilities

=Magical potency

=Speed

=Mobility

-Weaker physically

-Less experienced

-Inferior stamina

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